Bigfoot: New Evidence
there's some Earth shattering new. evidence about. Bigfoot my name is Evan from Winter Park. Florida let's talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that. good. musical morning this episode is brought. to you by SM makers of amazing musical. applications for your iPad iPhone and. Android device including Magic piano now.
officially available on the Android. device you can play your favorite songs. you can also turn your Android device. into a piano thanks for joining us. today today is going to be special today. we're going to talk about mysterious. things related to Bigfoot uhoh. Huffington Post pered New Evidence about. Bigfoot so I'm all over that you know I. like to read a lots of things about. Bigfoot yeah see you doing that all the. time it's just such a trendy thing um. this article was about a recent.
convention there's lots of Bigfoot. conventions people get together and talk. about Bigfoot yeah the largest one in. the world is in Ohio of course just. south of Cleveland and so this article. was about that I hate to burst your. bubble the big evidence that comes up is. that there's no new evidence for bigfoot. really yeah the the thing the thing. about this article the whole thing about. all these people who get together and. talk about Bigfoot is that they don't. talk they none of them the hundreds of.
people get together at this conference. the one thing they don't talk about is. does Bigfoot exist well that's not up. for that's not up for debate yeah it's. it's almost like a it's like a pseudo. religious conference where it's just the. assumption that okay Bigfoot does exist. so we're going to spend hours and. lunches and breakout sessions talking. about everything but does Bigfoot exist. since he does exist let's talk about. things like when we find him should we. kill him well I say him but they think.
there's a lot of them because they got. to reproduce yeah but but should they. you know should should you kill or. should you capture the Bigfoot or make. it a p or an assistant some kind replace. Jason and and a lot of them say that's. an insult I don't I don't agree with. that thank you a lot of them say well we. should we should we should kill one and. just for scientific purposes then they. turn on you but it's not not even to. prove that after you kill it it turns on. you the other other ones turn on you the. population they don't travel in packs. but they don't actually exist so why. would talking about this which brings me.
to the next point now I'm sorry if. you're one of the people who thinks that. Bigfoot exists you know please continue. to watch Good Mythical Morning but. Bigfoot doesn't exist no we want we we. want we don't we have good reason to. believe he doesn't we don't have good. reason to believe that he does okay I. don't want to get into we're not we're. not going to get into that but what we. are going to get into is the fact that. if you're not if you haven't been under. a rock in the past couple years you have. seen that you talking about the country. especially on television they're making.
shows I know that there's at least one. show that Finding Bigfoot show which got. more than one season where there's these. dudes the Sasquatch Hunters who go out. and they're trying to find the Sasquatch. and they do the exact same thing every. single episode they put on the headlamps. they go into the woods and they go hit. it my. [Music]. stro it's called Finding Bigfoot right I.
think so yes but but they don't find. Bigfoot they haven't found him they're. in the process of finding and they make. those noises they make I don't know I. can't do Squatch noises cuz I never met. one and learned it from it but they do. it guttery they don't do it with like an. instrument like a turkey not a machine. it's a it's a sound they make a turkey. call is like scratching something on a. on another something and it. goes they don't do that it's not like a. turkey Co and there's also gutur a. monster quest uh which is a show that's. been on for a while I don't know if it's.
still on but I we watch it on Netflix. and the reason I'm watching these shows. is because I have an eight-year-old son. and a three-year-old son and both of. them are really into this and so they. love the idea of thinking about the. possibility of Bigfoot because it's. every little kid's dream that there's. there's this mythical Beast out there. that actually does exist and that they. can somehow you know find it be a. cryptozoologist and find it one day you. don't love the idea of there being a big. fooot I love the idea but that really. what my point is is is that I'm sitting.
there watching these shows with an. 8-year-old and a three-year-old boy who. don't stop to do any critical thinking. about whether or not he exist either. because they're like there's a TV show. about this what it must be I'm helping. lot learn critical thinking skills for. instance we were watching monster quest. the other day and there's a small town. uh somewhere near Ohio or some I can't. remember where it is West Virginia or. something Ohio yeah somewhere up there. in that part of Appalachia and they the. whole town over the years has seen. Bigfoot and they've all got these.
sightings and so they brought a lie. detector dude in there a guy gave him. all a lie detector test and I told lot. which he he goes by light detector dude. that's what they call him in the Yellow. Pages and I told lo I was like now lock. I want to tell you we're going to. exercise some critical thinking here. here's what's going to happen every. single one of these people is going to. be proven to be telling the truth. they're not going to be making this up. but I still want you to understand that. they're still wrong what I mean is that. somebody can be totally convinced that. they have seen Bigfoot believe it we've.
talked about this we talked about. memories last week and how people. recreate their own memories but people. can lie to themselves and believe all. kinds of things it doesn't mean that. they're dishonest it just means that. they're duded and so we I'm helping him. kind of understand that like they're. going to pass the lie detector test and. sure enough they all passed they're all. being truthful they've seen something it. wasn't Bigfoot they've seen something. I'm trying to help them understand that. just because they anyway but what I find. myself doing even when I'm watching this. binding Bigfoot thing is I it's the same. thing every single episode it's these. guys going out the.
was that's not I can't do the sound it's. not a turkey. either I know they're not going to find. it but as they think they've heard. something and they go up to a tree and. there's like a branch broken off like. 8et and they're like see only a. Sasquatch could do that a deer couldn't. get up this high and break that Branch. off obviously it was a SAS that's a true. statement yeah but he must have exist. then and so they kind of go around I. know they're not going to find him but. my heart races a little bit when they. think they've heard something and I and. I keep watching the show and I'm. committed to it and then I done it with. multiple episodes and what I have kind.
of discovered about myself and I think. this is true of all humans is that you'd. like to think it was we. love the sense of adventure even if we. know that the result is going we know. the result I know they're not going to. find Bigfoot but I'm willing to hang on. and continue watching and the same is. true of like every movie that's been. your favorite movie ever right any any. Disney movie that you watched as a kid. there was this conflict there was this. adventure even though you know it's the. end the girl was going to get away from.
her evil stepmother and whatever you. knew what the outcome was going to be. but you were committed and you you you. were kind of you were a part of it well. that's called suspending your. disbelief and I I'm really good at that. like I love to watch a movie uh and just. saying okay I'm not going to analyze. this as a movie I'm just going to I'm. going to immerse myself in the moment of. the movie I've paid the money I'm going. to enjoy it I'm not going to analyze it. I try to become.
a part of it not a Critic of it do you. like go up to the screen and touch. things and and and I I take this posture. but I stay in my seat that helps me get. to be a part of it I don't remember you. doing that's just spend my disbelief and. so by the end you know when there's the. twist or the reveal or the the thing. that you're supposed to know was going. to happen if you really thought about it. I I get the sensation of surprise or. satisfaction cuz I'm able to flip that. switch off I think that I think that's. part of entertainment I don't think you. shouldn't have to do that in order to be. entertained oh and I think it's a good.
thing so but all these people at the. convention or these people who are. trying to find Bigfoot maybe they're. just doing that don't don't poo poo the. I'm not listen they can continue to. search for bigfoot because there's a. thrill just in the search even though. they're never going to find him there's. it's always going to be a thrill I mean. I have a thrill just watching them. search for something that doesn't exist. so my point is is that it's an integral. part of humanity to kind. of have perceived conflict especially. for people living in the first world. where we're not experiencing a lot of.
real conflict like we're not fighting. for our lives on a daily basis we kind. of have to introduce things like the. search for Bigfoot in order to feel. alive you know because we're. disconnected from our hunter gatherer. Heritage this is I'm getting really. theoretical here but my point is here's. the application me and you we make. internet videos for a living right not a. lot of suspense in that we don't look. for bigfoot I don't want to start. looking for bigfoot we need to do. something maybe on a weekly basis where. we introduce some suspenseful things. into our situation here maybe every day.
I come in it's my turn I've got. something I'm going to tell it to you. you're going to buy into it you're going. to believe it Jason's going to believe. it we're all going to believe it and. then the whole rest of that day we're. trying to get through it and knowing. that we're going to be okay like I might. come in and I might say well hold on so. you're suggesting yeah that we just we. play pretend yes we need to play pretend. on a daily basis every. day you got any ideas well I was still. trying to figure out if I was in or not.
well let's let's I'm in okay so so you. want me to come through the door and be. like R the the steam pump of. entertainment has exploded we've got to. go down below the deck and see if we can. repair it before we sink to the depths. help me this is important but we need to. be able to like repair it like through. the through like the keyboard or. something because we can't actually go. into the ground you're like you need to. get on your computer and type some stuff. and solve the problem limit my pretended.
this I can bust in the door and be like. hey there's something in my. eye hey no good gosh do you see it no it. needs to be something like I come in and. I'm like link I swallowed a. bomb it's can you hear it and you act. like you hear it I do hear it and I'm. like it's going to go off at 3:30 is. this supposed to help us yeah yeah help. us what help us live waste time no help. us feel alive help us feel alive we. don't have to constantly do it I I'll.
come in at the big I'll be I all the. bomb this is why people start doing. drugs you'll hear it you'll hear the. bomb and I'll be like I hear the bomb we. got to get we got to dismember we have. to what do you call it how do you get. dismember. you how you I'm going to rip your arm. off and pretend world you have to like. touch my fingers in the right sequence. in order to get the bomb to disengage. something like that and I'll just tell. you that you did it right so do it okay.
that's. enough and I would like tell you that. you're wrong at like 11:30 and then you. try again at like 1 and then at 330 329. I'd be like it's going to go off in 1. minute and then a timer right here right. yeah and then you do it one more. time that's good I quit. kicking see. yes every. day I feel. basically the same level of aliveness I.
did a few minutes ago but I feel kind of. like a kindergartener that's a good. thing let's end this episode before you. play my fingers. anymore I like the song. though let's just play each other's. fingers whenever we need to F alive play. my fingers time to F alive play the old. finger. piano spin again good God we need. suggestions from you guys you mythical. please please give us suggestions on how.
you'd like us to end the episode leave a. comment put it on the. board Rett gives motivational speech to. Links Adams Apple uh could you put it in. profile so everybody can see how huge it. is don't make any noise though I just. want to talk to it Mr Apple uh come down. where I can see you lower yeah uh you. are so impressive there is absolutely no. question that the person that you are.
attached to is a male or maybe a female. who has been taking some really strong. hormones and you should feel good about. that because not every man I mean I. don't look M don't have mine's kind of. hidden in there and the fact that you've. you you're so prominant and it's it's. you're so recognizable it's something. that you should take pride in now go up. a little bit where I can see. you up up the. [Music]. down you should just great about.
that I uh was struck by lightning last. night my sister is. annoying I have a math exam. tomorrow my dog's attacking me.
