Best Year to Time Travel To

Oatmeal as a snack. What will we do with. a time machine? Can we ever punch each. other in the face? Let's talk about. that. Hi, I'm Jacob from California. Good mythical. [Music]. morning. You know what day it is. It's. Thursday and. Thursday means mail and other stuff. if. you post on Facebook and Twitter and.

other. places. Good mythical morning. This. episode is brought to you by the. Rhettling community. That's where you, the mythical beast, can gather if you so. choose and relate to one another, post. pictures, videos, and talk about. stuff. I've tried other. days to open people's. mail, but all those other days just seem. to fail me. So I chose.

Thursday. Why. not? That's what we. got. I think you try. I do choose. Thursday. Cuz if we choose different. days, then we will have two days of mail. and it. will be too much mail in any one week. probably.

That's good, right? Makes. sense. So, I'll settle on today. What? Okay. Uh, thanks for sending us. stuff. We will get to all this stuff, including this monstrous ball, which is. good gracious, look at what's happening. with that. Uh, first I just want to. acknowledge the comments that you guys. posted on yesterday's episode. You told. us, Rhett. They told us what they would. do with a million dollars. Hero6694 posted um solid gold toilet.

seat. You could get that for less than a. million. But if But if you were like. giving people a tour of your house, oh, just let me give you a tour of my house. Let's start in my bathroom where I have. a million dollar toilet seat. That would. be pretty awesome. But I would just do. goldplated like and do two or three. seats. Hayauga commented, "I'd buy my own giant. library and live in it." Not a bad idea. I like the smell of libraries. You would. go out amongst towns, people and stuff.

like that. Smell like a library. Smell. like a library. You know that man who. smells like a library? Well, he spent a. million dollars buying one and he made. it his. home. The rambling sofmo. I'd build and live in a 15story fridge. I would never have to get up to go to. the fridge. But you'd have to go up. stories to get to other parts of the. fridge, and it would be pretty cold. Was. it an elevator? You haven't thought this.

through. Justice 7820 says he would. spend $500,000 on rare earth metals, uh, gold, silver, silicone, etc., and spend. the other $500,000 on a nice huge house. with a nice gaming room and station with. a Domino's Pizza, Pizza Hut pizza, Little Caesars, Papa Murphy's, Papa John. Sparrow, and Villa pizza joints in my. house. I think Justice 782 needs a. lesson in economics. You can't buy that. many franchises and put them in your. house for half a million dollars, buddy. Buddy Roll, you need to But yeah, do.

some research. But it's a good idea. But. you like pizza. make a pizza food court. in your house. I think you could just. put maybe like a nice gaming room with. like a brick oven in there. How about. that? Isaac Demented Music said, "I. would buy a pet monkey and a hamburger. that restores itself." Oo, the ever. restoring hamburger and a pool. Yeah, I've wished for this often. He also. would get a pool. Christopher Nego. posted a real pirate ship and a crew. You could probably get that for a. million for a year maybe. Stson Roberson.

uh said, "I would buy Good Mythical. Morning and make you guys give me a. personal Good Mythical Morning every. day." No, you wouldn't because we would. not agree. Not for sale, buddy. 2. million. I'll start thinking about it. I'd be the captain of that other guy's. pirate ship, though, Christopher. Yeah, I'd be his captain for a year. Yep. And. I'd have a peg leg, too, which I. acknowledge would involve cutting off my. own leg below the knee. I'm fine. I had. an aunt who who who uh she was missing. the rest of her leg beyond the knee.

Aunt Francis. Did she have a peg leg or. a prosthetic or nothing? Nothing. It was. just like she floated. She was like. Hershel. Is that a pop culture reference. to Walking Dead? Yep. I'm not I'm not. that far ahead of it. Okay. You guys. post up on What happens to Hersel? Hershel loses his leg. Is he the Is he. the old man who can't act? Yeah, he I. haven't seen what happens to him. Well, buddy, you got it coming. He's spoiler. alert, Hershel becomes a pirate. Okay. Victoria G. Settler posted on her.

Facebook page. So, when did you do this. photo shoot for this Italian clothing. company and with the red dope zebra? That was last summer. Uh, what about the. zebra? What did you do with the zebra? The zebra. They just dyed his hair. It's. not really red zebra. I think that's the. photoshop. No, no, no. I was there and I. was like, you guys know you could. photoshop this and they were like, no, no, no. We have to do this perfecto. We. got to do it the perfect. and they did. Sarah Jensen, you posted. on our Facebook page. Here's a question.

Cuz they were Italian. Is it unusual for. someone to enjoy eating oatmeal as a. snack? Now, this is important. Not. really. Why? It's not important. Um, is. it o okay or unusual for someone to. enjoy eating oatmeal as a snack? You. don't need to think about this. Definitively, no. It's not unusual. It's. great. Well, if it's instant oatmeal, that's cool. But if it's the kind you. have to sit around and wait for 30. minutes, that's a problem. You know, you. don't want to wait for a snack. The. whole point is I want it now. I get it.

now. I snack on it. Right off on my red. striped zebra into the Tuscan Hills. eating some oatmeal. Yeah, that's what I. did after that show. I mean, I eat. cereal all the time as a snack. So, I. don't think that's unusual. Sarah, you're normal. And you should mix two. flavors of oatmeal. M like maple brown. sugar with apple cinnamon. Put them. together. I thought you said mate maple. brown sugar with apple cinnamon. You can. mate two types of oatmeals together and. then they create a new type of oatmeal. Is this fun? Are you Are you have Do you.

want me to keep Can I Should I keep. going? What? Do you want me to stop? I. got the thing I want to open. That's. what I want to do. Okay, do that. I got. some more to read here. Okay, it says. game. This is from Devon in California. He says, "Both eat half of this bar. First one to finishes gets a surprise. and the loser gets something not as. good." This is a bar apparently. It's. like he sent he sent the prizes and the. not so good thing. Apparently it's like. a hot chocolate bar or something or it's. going to So we got to eat this at the. same time. Um listen, I'm even going to. take the bigger half. Okay. I'm going to.

take this this bigger half. Is it going. to burn? I don't know. Actually, you. took the smaller half. No, I didn't. Look. Clearly. bigger. Maybe even. I'll take whichever. one you want me to. Three, two, one, go. There's a lot. [Music].

there. I win. [Music]. I. win. I win. I win. Did you spin it. somewhere? No, man. I won. Give me the prize. I. beat him in a eating contest.

The winner gets to wear this. What? And. the loser gets this. Good mythical morning. What's this? Like. a karate chocolate. You got to. eat. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I'm not only the mayor of good morning. that I could not get it to melt inside. my mouth. I think you have better. insulation in your cheeks. Well, thank you like a. chipmunk. It It was a little spicy. Lean. Ahmed posted on our Facebook. Hey,

that's two things in a row you've won, man. I'm a winner. I'm a consistent. winner as of two things ago. Maybe the. tide is turning. Lean Ahmed posted on. her Facebook, "My name was mispronounced. on Good Mythical. Morning." Um, Shel Shelley Seder posted, "If you had a time machine and could. only pick one destination plus a trip. back, what time and where would you go?". You. first. You could one time machine trip.

You got one trip, one round trip on a. time machine. Where would you go? I know. exactly where I would go. Well, tell me. I would um in school you had to you. learn there's a back story to this. In. school everyone learns that Eli Whitney. invented the cotton gin, right? I don't. know why it's such a big deal. It's just. a freaking cotton gin and it's not the. printing press or anything since it's. such a big moment in history. I would go. back and be like hey man give me some. credit be like listen I know cuz he's. not doesn't think he's doing anything.

wild at the moment. He's just like yeah. give you credit. I'd be like just hey. man just throw it in there. Eli Whitney. and Rhett Mclofflin. Where would I go? Um, if I had one roundtrip ticket on a. on a time machine, I would go back to my. moment of birth and I would dress up as. a wizard, and I would come into the. room, the hospital room, and at just as. I was emerging from the womb, the baby. me, the wizard me that traveled back in. time would go back into that moment and.

say, "Oh, alas." And then I would. deliver some amazing prophetic thing. about how this baby was going to be. awesome in foreign realms in the distant. future. This child there's a there's a. problem with your plan. This child will. be. amazing. Don't worship him, but give him. lots of respect. And then I would I. would poof away in my time. First of. all, let me make the observation that.

both of our plans involving going back. to give ourselves credit for like you. want to go back and make a prophetic. utterance about yourself as a wizard. I. want to go back and give myself credit. for the cotton j. That's true. But. here's the deal. The problem with your. plan is um you're going to be yourself. So when you become your this self, your. mom's going to be like, "You know what? That wizard that came into your hospital. room back when you were born looks a lot. like you." Like hold on this point at. this point in time. be like, "That was. you in a time machine, wasn't it?" And.

then all the prophecies will be null. You got to send I'm going to be back. You need to send somebody back like. maybe Eli Whitney. You need to go grab. him. Send him to your birth. I'll wear. like a prosthetic nose like um Thank you. for those of you uh real quick wrapping. up the things that you sent for the uh. mythical male boulder. Bart sent this. tractor. Meline sent Homestar Runner. Kelly, you're going through these. things. Check out this thing, guys. It's.

turkeys or This thing is amazing. Look. at this. Jacob sent an ice cream cone. Looks like a fish. Oh. Oh my goodness. That is the weirdest. That's amazing. Hezekiah Hot Pocket has been uh gluing. this thing together under Jason's. supervision and under under the joy of. our vision. And here we go. We got We. got the mythical. This thing is getting. heavy. You don't It's fragile. I mean, knocking it around. Thank you, Scott. from Dallas, Texas. It launches a ball, dude. Listen, I don't care about your.

headband. I'm going to put this badge. on. See that? Launches a ball. It's. really just a keychain, actually. Let's. just keep going. We don't have to end. this. Stuart Omira, I hope you like the. lamp and we'll mention it and possibly. my shop website, artful-engravings.com, on an episode of. Good Mythical Morning. Now, we haven't. looked at this yet. Holy mackerel. Look. at this. Whoa. It's a shadow box lamp. This guy put uh the the new logo and he. sort of scrunched down the old logo to.

fit it on the other side. And then he. Oh, he might put a retin link pick on. top of this thing. Look, that's amazing. Now he has another one that he's going. to mail us if we're of course we're. interested in the other one. Send both. of them. Stuart, send them. Yeah, we'll we'll plug this. in. We'll we'll Yeah, it's it's got. power. You got to find some power. It's. awesome. Thank you, Stuart. Now I'm. ready to end this episode. Very crafty. [Music].

I I just feel so good because uh you. know I won something and I learned. something. I'm still trying to figure. out how you. have milk and cookies. More. food. Heat. Heat. [Music].

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