Best Way To Eat Your Lunch

we've got a new system to revolutionize. your lunch eating experience let's talk. about. [Music]. that good mythical morning ah thank you. for joining us had to get you okay you. are you refreshed you picked an odd time. to refresh yourself but I am refreshed. and that's all that matters we ask you. to ask us for advice that then we give. back to you in the form of advice.

uh when you type on Facebook who's. confused me okay Theo Mo what is those. two dots over the O how does that mean. you pronounced the mole it just means. stop and really concentrate is there any. way to avoid the dreaded I'll e anywhere. followed by the person consistently. rejecting your suggestions H um okay now. I've gone on record um saying that yeah. I have a problem with being very picky. and saying things that I want where I. don't want eat like I don't feel like.

eating a burger today or chicken or. Chinese food then you have to figure out. the best place for us to eat watch you. want to eat pork I I start just throwing. things out there but this is different. this is passive aggressive um Theo I. know exactly where you're this is when. you say do you want to eat so I don't. care and then you're halfway to. somewhere else and then it's all these. opinions now you don't really do that. you say you don't care but then you. legitimately don't care I don't care. well if I tell you II anywhere I. actually mean it but I know Theo what. you're talking about you're talking. about somebody ask the question but they.

don't really mean it and there's only. one way to take care of this and you can. do it one time and it will forever be. solved so listen up next time your. friend says I'll eat anywhere I'll eat. anywhere man take me anywhere and I'll. eat there you say okay then you stay. quiet you drive to a dumpster you're. like here we are let's eat it's like. where where but this is a dumpster you. yeah here we are you get out and you. Theo dude this is a dumpster you have to. eat something out of the dumpster the.

only way you can make this point hit. home is you've got to reach in there the. first thing you find it should be the. freshest thing that you find don't eat. that man this is a dumpster take a. tomato out of there and eat it and get. up in his face and say listen buddy want. you want some of this you said you'd eat. anywhere anywhere that's a restaurant. dude. H yeah see then it'll kind of come. around yeah so you you will embarrass. your friend now if you're not driving. you can't do this if you're not. controlling the vehicle and that case if.

the person driving says I'll e anywhere. you say okay I'll wake up when you make. a decision and then fake a nap and then. you just put the seat back put it back. on the Passive Aggressor wake me up when. we get there you got to force it on them. you see they're trying to play a mind. game with you you can't let people play. mind games you have to control them take. control of the situation take them to a. dumpster or fake a nap it's. foolproof wow it seems like we struck a. CT of anger with you yeah I don't like. those kinds of people Joel in.

wristed asks where is the cup supposed. to be positioned I've never known H uh. well the the cup goes over your groin to. protect it during athletic. Endeavors I don't know if that's what. she was talking about but Joel Jo Joel's. a. girl no yeah sorry I I made that one. confusing women don't use cups do they I. think what well I think what you're.

talking about Joel the. female is how to eat like a classy woman. I say that because I actually got the. proper positioning of uh silverware and. your play setting from a Blog called the. classy woman because I'm a big fan of. her I go there all the time yeah yeah. she doesn't wear a cup either the classy. woman won't be caught dead with a cup. but shees it in a saucer she'll put it. in a saucer on the table so here's a. diagram uh a formal play setting from. The Classy one woman as you can see.

there's a lot going on here uh I can't. imagine who would have a water glass a. red wine glass and a white wine glass. that's quite an evening and you've got. your bread plate you the place card. there's a place card there I guess to. know where you're you're sitting but. we've got something different for those. of you who think the classy woman formal. setup is entirely too complicated. introducing Rett Link's all new. simplified lunch. system you want me to come in now please. come in link you're the model for this.

okay the way this works ladies and. gentlemen is all that silverware gets. very confusing what spoon do I put where. do I stick it in my ear I don't know. when do I start dessert you can replace. all your silverware with the simple. Spork here it. is you don't even need a knife if you if. you need to shred something. just Spar it with your Spork and bite it. with your teeth no need for a red wine. glass a white wine glass a water glass. and a cup of saucer when you can have a. drink hat a believe that link has some.

some sort. of I don't call a. siphon oh god well that was a little. unexpected we got a little fault in our. system here I don't know what happened. well some Arnold Palmer going everywhere. we'll we'll be working on that uh this. is just a prototype I can feel it going. into my mouth and I couldn't stop the.

flow that's how it works you're just. supposed to accept it and let and let. the bottle let both cans drain. completely uh that was part of the. system we didn't discuss ahead of time. uh also instead of a napkin don't worry. about folding that napkin up just wear a. bib uh you could get an adult help me. too an adult bib or just a baby bib like. we have here and also why you why have a. plate when you can have a tortilla uh. tortilla serves a great plate purpose. you can e cereal all of it as uh as my.

friend link is doing right here uh and. then when you get through you can make a. Cheerio. burrito with a little Arnold Palmer in. it I drained it totally see how that is. yeah there you go I picked up some of. that lemonade for you uh I'm going to. need a napkin and um lastly why you have. a name plate at your place when you can. have a name tag on yourself as you can. see this one's name is. link.

boy I wasn't expecting that siphon to. happen I got a little bit on me grab a. Guitar let's move on oh I think we've. thoroughly convinced people that this is. a great. system you know what day is it's. Thursday and. Thursday. means I'm going take this off cuz I. don't want. to.

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tonight at midnight so this is the last. night to bring it home for the mythical. Beast do it ask all of your people to. vote the link is in the description also. click through the end of this video for. more discussion the proper term for the. time between lunch and dinner link puts. red up for. adoption okay buddy it's been nice. knowing you but listen this is no place. for you I mean look at this it's messy I. can't keep the place clean I mean this.

is your. breakfast I got to I got to put you up. man she put you up for adoption okay. good when is when do we get. started really. you're that happy about it you're a bad. father I wasn't your father I'm just. your co-host. oh I'll I'll make it on my own I'll be. okay sure you'll be happy but clean up.

first clean up first seriously can you. clean up first no dunch is good dunch. hey this place got a they have a great. dunch what about DCH DCH they got a. great DCH it's like what a DCH ditch. they got a ditch out front you got to. walk across.