Best Birthday Card Ever
hey yeah what's that. smil excuse me get it. smil my name is freed I'm from Germany. but I live in Norway have a good. mythical. [Music]. morning you know what day it. is it's Thursday.
and. Thursday. means good mythical morning this today's. oh I'm saying that or you're saying that. I want to say it cuz I got the shirt on. say it today's episode is brought to you. by the red red Link store we should. always do it in unison yeah because it. wasn't. clunky a store where you can get things.
like this and I don't mean myself I mean. cuz I'm not for sale baby I mean my. shirt um rub some bacon on it shirt we. got some other things too okay uh here. we go it's it's Thursday means mail. you're starting this off well before we. talk about the mail we need to talk. about the supernote competition that is. ongoing that we are not winning Mount up. mythical beasts I you know can any of. you top mom of six boys boys 76 seconds.
I I trust that you've been training and. that's why it's taking you this long to. post your supernote. video um so let's get them in I think I. I think that we can make a surge in the. standings if all of you submit a note if. you're sitting on the fence uh it's. probably painful so just jump over to. the side of contributing to our. cumulative note we need you mythical. beasts we we also we also need let's.
talk about all this mail so do your. supernote use a horn if you need to. because Ian sent in a horn he says R. link you can't use a horn you have to. use your vocal cord okay yeah you'd be. disqualified but it' be fun I present. you with a horn of mythical Horn of a. mythical Beast I recently had a nasty. tangle with a Minotaur I escaped but. luckily I severed his horn and now I'm. going to use it to summon you link does. it doesn't have a hole but I'm going to. pretend I'm going to I'm going to put my. mouth on it and Jason's going to dub in. a sound okay.
yes I'm I'm I'm right here you summoned. me yeah I'm right here you don't need to. you don't need to keep doing that fake. summoning me okay Emily from Indiana. wrote a letter and we highlighted part. of it to read to you now I hope you find. these original R and Link paper crafts. take one of those right I'll take myself. R and Link paper crafts be amusing fun. and hopefully not creepy I decided to do. something different with these as. opposed to a typical paper craft which.
cannot move and make it so the arms can. move around a little though in. retrospect that was slightly pointless I. hope you will enjoy them nonetheless. that's not pointless that's awesome look. at this thank you Emily it's like I. could SW go swimming it's like one of. those yard art things that like the the. things will go all the way you know it. the wind will turn the turn the arms R. link yard art that's a whole new. frontier for our store this is from Abby. uh dear R link I'm typing this letter to. you because I have horrible handwriting.
in this letter also included badier of. the cockatrice and a mustached turtle oh. cool very small made out of some sort of. sculpting clay beler in the house she. said the turtle is for Rhett's birthday. if he'd like it well thank thank you uh. for sending it it's a little late but. you know what birthday can last all year. if you're the right kind of person oh. and by the way my friend Alexis wants to. say hi even though she has little to no. idea who you guys are but she still says.
hi hello Alexis we have little to no. knowledge of who you are either so no. offense take it from Michael in Lizard. Lick North Carolina all right you got to. love Lizard Lick I was thinking of what. I could send you after a couple of. minutes I remembered that link wears his. wife's deodorant it is true I am wearing. women's I still to this day I I am. wearing women's Secret deodorant today. what why haven't you changed over well I. bought some deodorant for me and then I.
realized that it was women's deodorant. when I got home so now I'm just buying. women's deodorant for myself so you need. help uh I felt bad for him and his wife. so I decided to send a bottle of Old. Spice he calls this a bottle I think. kodo it this spice is called kodo smells. manly and it has a cool name gives you. dragon breath now you know the funny. thing is is I was in Sports Authority. the other day I told you this buying. some like day hiking shoes cuz that's as. far as I'm willing to go.
and the Old Spice guy was in there. buying football cleats the guy and I was. like totally isah Mustafa I was I was. like I was. like hey I I'm a big fan my name's link. you know I secretly hoped that he would. you know know me from the internet but. he he did he did not I didn't get a. picture just like Alexis he has little. to no idea who we are uh thanks to the. clantons for sending.
a lot of things for my birthday they. sent me this whole care package not like. a thing that I could like survive days. on in but many different things to eat. and such but my favorite thing was the. card They sent me that has Mr Rogers on. the front of it and you just I'm going. to keep this with me for the rest of my. life because anytime I need. encouragement you're just the way you're. supposed to be you're growing just right. you're growing just right four things in. some way just by being a human being.
each one of us is very very fancy you're. very fancy yeah I am you're. unique you're the only person who is you. there has never been another person. exactly like you and there never ever. will be again thank goodness well that. makes me feel good I hope wherever you. are or wherever you're going you will. have a very special day I want this is. my favorite though in some way just by.
being a human being each one of us is. very very fancy in some way just by. being a human. being you're very fancy I'm fancy link. you're fancy you know I mean if if you. take I actually think whenever we get in. an argument you know we had an argument. this morning off camera and we resolved. it and I feel I feel good about it you. feel like it's been resolved took about. yeah I do I feel it took about an hour. and a half but. I think that I'm not even going to act.
like I hear that anymore I think that we. could play the card from now on and that. would that would be the resolution to. all of all of our petty little arguments. I am. fancy um Laurel from Maryland sent a. strip of non perishable. bacon for the Time. Capsule this is this actually goes in. the Time Capsule uh the image of bacon. still possesses at least some sort of. magical properties held by actual bacon.
as the saying goes fake bacon is better. than no bacon at all this is going in. the mythical Time Capsule thanks Laurel. got to rub some bacon on it in the. future and real quick from Bob Cummings. Jr he says this is a prototype of a. pocket sized version of the wheel of. mythicality look at that now I think if. that's a pocket sized version you're. wearing cargo pants you know this is a. big pocket person cargo pants size. version of will mythicality I yeah. there's there is some promise here this.
gets this gets me thinking of some. things which I'm not going to share and. lastly Bethany D from Indiana someone. else from Indiana yeah good mythical. morning hi R link my name is Bethany and. I am 14 years old I've been a fan since. the old news show good morning chiaia. Lincoln I decided to draw the time. Ranger because it has really put a smile. on my face so thank you and hope you. like it your ADHD mythical Beast Bethany. D from Indiana.
United States of America so on that note. why don't we jump right in to an all new. episode of time. Rangers. Time. Rangers hey man hey what you doing well. I just been thinking about that gazebo. over there over there yeah over there. you know how every time I get in it I. get hurt and honestly I've been very. afraid of it lately but now I've been.
thinking how much I love the Gazebo. really and I've realized that if. anything ever happened to the Gazebo. that I would be really upset okay uh. this is an interesting change of heart. but yeah let's go get in it time travel. let's. go hey and I was thinking uh this time. instead of you know going back and just. observing something let's go back in the. past and fix something okay you got. anything you need to fix genius 1750 my. great great great great uncle was a dude.
who came to the new world but then he. died a scurvy on the way man we can go. back and save his life okay well we'll. need to gather some oranges what yeah. oranges cure scurvy and I just. conveniently have some right here. somebody left some in the Gazebo oh cool. huh got two maybe I can get three all. right let's see gather them up and I'll. count down so we can travel I'm having. having trouble getting three but there. we go I have three now three. 2.
1 wow 1750 man look over there over. there yeah I bet that's my uncle's house. yeah let's go up to. it here it is right in front of us I'm. going to knock on the door okay hello. hey I'm link you're great great great. great great great great nephew and I've. come for the future to tell you that. you're going to die on your trip to the. new world of scurvy don't don't die uh I. think you mean you're going to die of. scurvy on your trip to the new world you.
said new world of scurvy which is like. sounds like a place he doesn't want to. go either way I'm just going to give hey. sorry sir just eat these oranges here. they're really good citrusy there's more. where that came from right here hey look. over there over there his neighbor's. watching us we should offer some oranges. to him since you have some many yeah we. don't want to be rude excuse me sir. would you like some oranges here you go. you can have some too yeah okay this. well they're all eating oranges I love. to watch people eat oranges look at him. eat him he seems like he's loving well. your uncle looks like he's doing okay uh.
the neighbor on the other hand over. there over there he looks like he's. having some sort of allergic reaction or. something well of course he is he's. deadly allergic to oranges uh what and. you know what now it looks like he's his. throat is constricting and looks like. he's dying oh like we no we're killing. this guy he's dead he's totally dead. there's nothing we can do at this point. oh that's a shame because he was working. on a brand new invention huh invention. yes of what a spectacular new invention. I believe it was called the.
Gazebo the Gazebo oh my goodness it. seems that we've traveled back in time. we saved my great great great uncle's. life but simultaneously we've killed the. man who was about to invent the time. traveling device that we know as the. Gazebo let's get back to the. Gazebo you know the crazy thing about. this time around what neither one of us. has gotten God I think I just bring my. ankle oh no let's get back back Theo no.
no I think it's over there over. there so it seems that we destroyed the. adventure of the Gazebo what happens. next before before he was able to invent. it so what happens next this might this. might constitute a cliffhanger yeah this. is definitely a cliffhanger what's going. to happen people we don't know we don't. know little bit of cliff H are here.
uhoh link gets a call about the zombie. apocalypse I'm getting get call here no. I don't think it no that was my phone it. wasn't. hello hey Mom yeah what mom's. gone zombies what. no. uh my mom you know she's on the East. Coast yeah she said that the zombie. apocalypse is having having itself. happen over.
there and it's coming this way it goes. west yeah and I I guess they're on foot. so are they on foot okay Mom uh oh she's. not there anymore we've got we've got. we've got weeks okay yeah we've got. weeks don't worry forget about it yeah. I'm I'm headed to the In-N-Out Burger. because uh well I I want to enjoy that. before the zombies get here. [Music].
