Best BBQ in Texas

we're in lockart Texas and we're not. alone I'm Eleanor from Oregon let's talk. about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good mythical morning this very. special episode of Good Mythical Morning. is brought to you by The Establishment. in which we find ourselves Kit's Market. home of the best barbecue in Texas and.

home of a few mythical beasts right. [Applause]. now all right thank all of you for. coming the first ever live studio. audience I I use the term Studio Loosely. live barbecue eating establishment. audience ever in the history of Good. Mythical Morning and you know we'll see. how this you know if this go if this.

goes well we might maybe we'll travel. the country and no we won't if the food. is don't give them false hope if the. food is this good everywhere we go it's. not then I'm to I've been a lot of. places okay so I've already eaten some. barbecue I've eaten some pork ribs I've. eaten some brisket I've eaten some pork. shoulder several different animals and. several different plants well a cow and. a a pig is does that count for several. yeah it's amazing uh that's at least two. cattle right area Drive 30 minutes.

outside of town and come to C's barbecue. uh we won't be here but the food will. still be worth it and we will be talking. about something we are passionate about. and that is barbecue but before we get. to that we're going to tell you why. we're here why are we here and why is. this here first of all I I'm sure you're. already thinking like why don't you move. the paper towels well they're I can move. that but the the roll is still stuck and. it's. glued so it you know if I don't don't do. that it be a little could be a little.

Incognito with my good mythical that's. going to get old pretty. quick we actually we've been in Austin. for the past couple of days at Adam ad. America I realize I called it ad America. earlier today. link wo we were at ad America it's a. conference of for people who make. advertisements it's just me don't worry. don't encourage him. please yeah we were the we were the.

keynote speak yeah we were I don't know. how this happened somehow someone talked. to someone and convinced someone that we. should be the keynote speakers at a very. large advertising conference but we. don't want to talk like you should. behead me or. something can we Sor can we rotate this. 90° cuz I won't make that big a deal out. of it I I know I'm distracting you but I. just can't get over this but before we. talk about barbecue and run out of time. uh something very interesting happened. to me this morning in my hotel room and.

that is uh the one of the hotel maids. saw me completely. naked and this is not something I make a. practice of and I don't think it's. something she makes a practice of. evidence by the fact that she said sorry. sorry sorry sorry. sorry and ran out I I think that she was. apologizing for you know the state that. your body was. in I'm so sorry that you look like.

that how did this happen man I was in. the shower I was in the shower I was not. I was in a different hotel room and then. I get out of the shower and I actually. hear somebody in the room and then I'm. like hello you know like you know the. maid's in there hello and then I hear. like the door closed I'm like okay sh. you left and so then I just open the. bathroom door you. know with no clothes. on and she was standing too she was like. had walked right up there she went.

she looked me up and down and she said. she was this close to you yeah it was so. it was hold on let me I hate to ask the. question but how tall was she she was. pretty. [Applause]. short wow sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. and then she got out of there and so she. I'm traumatized so you're like you're. like hello and she's like doesn't say. anything closes the door behind her. keeps going in I didn't say hello I. froze up no you were like hello I'm. going back you like hello hello she.

comes in closes the door behind her goes. on in your room then you open open the. door to the bathroom which is right next. to the front door she comes back oh I. don't even want to relive it anymore I. don't even like knowing that you you. bathe in the nude that's even weird to. me like leave me out of this we need to. have a talk well I I just don't like. thinking about it it's that's all I'm. saying well stop let's talk about. barbecue yeah now let's talk about. barbecue one of our passions one of our.

in life now you know being for North. Carol I mean hopefully you know we wrote. a whole song about. barbecue where the Lorn Ste free they. love to smoke their bris that's a big. old slap of beef barbecue is is a meat. it's how you cook things hopefully I'm. not telling you anything that you don't. know well they all know but it you know. it's it's more than that I would say. that it's also an art form it's a. culture it's a way of life it's the.

thing that defines some people's. existence well in North Carolina you're. not a man technically unless you can. cook a whole hog cook a pig yeah and and. then you have a pig picking and you just. preside over it like I have prepared. this pig and you shall pick it and I. shall take all the credit and go my. manliness before you and then you can. say I don't sorry sorry sorry sorry.

sorry sorry. sorry and and this is a um the pig. picking is a you commemorate things with. it like when I got engaged to my wife. they were like let's cook a big yeah I. to to celebrate it and we had an. engagement party that was just consuming. a hog yeah nothing wrong with that man I. mean people are looking for an excuse to. to to cook a pig I mean for my birthday. every year it was like we going cook a. pig somebody dies we going to cook a pig.

it's Tuesday we going to cook a pig you. know you got and and it's communal you. sit there and you you know you get. together and you you monitor the the. temperature and you converse with. another man it's just a bunch of good. old boys kind stay up all night kind of. sitting just sort of sitting back like. you think we should turn it over don't. turn it over check the temperature don't. open the lid don't open that lid get. away from that lid I'm staying right.

here what's wrong with you I can tell in. your mind you're picturing yourself. going towards the lid and then you start. philosophizing about things as you watch. the the pig roast and they do the same. thing here it's just beef beef brisket. and it's it's it's a dying it's a dying. art it's a dying art because I'm. mourning it right now I'm can you tell. I'm just I'm sad inside is it really. what do you mean it's a dying art this. is. thriving well people don't know how to. cook a pig like in their backyard I know. a lot about the future as you already.

know. and the world population I do a lot of. reading you know this. link world population is increasing at a. rate in which we cannot sustain to. continue to feed meat to every single. person so you need to enjoy barbecue. while you. can before it's gone and but I was we. got an amen over here this is like a. it's like a barbecue pork church. service and I was reading this article. about uh you know the the lab meat.

they're going to start they're making. they're people trying to make meat in a. lab you're going to bring lab meat in. the this I'm saying enjoy the real meat. until all we have is lab meat and you're. think I'm serious about this no more. cows No More Cows no more so I I don't. know if I was tracking completely you're. saying that the population is going to. increase to a point where people are. going to have to build homes where pigs. now live I'm going to say I'm saying is.

that only the only the elite only these. two guys right here you think we should. flip it don't flip it this is going to. be the elite of society don't open the. lid societ that's going to be that's. going to be the 1% is going to be back. here eating pigs while the 99% are going. to be eating lab meat vegetarian win or. tofu vegetarian now we got a vegetarian. shout out what did you order here oh.

water I'd like a glass of water it's. okay more for me you know that's right. I'm not try you're the one who brought. it. up any do you have any more predictions. about the state of meat and the future. of pork and and things of that nature. I'm going to eat that rib when this is. over should we eat it just like for the. next minute it should be let just eating. pork share in the comments your passion. for all things barbecue or I mean if you. want to get in that argument about well.

this is what barbecue means to me and. I'm not wrong well you can do that but. you're going to you're going to be. squashed I think I have a I have a. mission I have a mission you know one of. the things that we have done in our time. in in uh. California is we have told people we've. been passing y'all along to people. because it's it's a useful contraction. it's very cont it makes more sense it's. gender neutral it has all they say you. guys out there that's offensive to women. people.

and the other thing we're trying to pass. on is that I think pork makes you angry. yeah it makes me. angry barbecue is something that you. enjoy it's not something you do you have. a cookout if you if you if you just have. a grill and you going to put some. burgers on it that's a cookout people. share that message to. people before it's too. late now can can we have a moment of. silence for the uh for the for the pigs. that died to make this make it that.

don't make it that personal it tastes so. good I love I I can even make it that. personal okay that's long enough uh okay. so we didn't bring the wheel we need to. shut down this episode a good mythical. morning what we don't have as a wheel. what we do have is a live barbecue. restaurant viewing audience yes we do. and so we're going to manipulate the. audience at this point but I will act. like I'm spinning the wheel and we'll. see what it lands on. okay all right good we've got some sound. effects there.

uh and then it stopped on manipulate the. audience the way that we're going to do. this is uh uh we we just we like the. fact that there's a live audience and. that they can do things as a group you. can do things okay so my right hand is. laughter okay so if I hold it up you. laugh if I hold the left hand up you. groan.

and if I hold both of them up you do. some sort of. combination no I think if if you hold. both of them up something smells funny. like that's fine so so try that well no. so no and you have two hands no I don't. yes I. do okay so this hand is just let's let's. go with the classic Applause and I. think this hand the right hand. taking you back is like the Areno hall.

wopop now what we could have done was we. could have said turn to your neighbor. and give him a massage this isn't summer. camp and then turn around and do that I. hate that I hate any of you that have. ever done. that I'm. sorry yeah I I hate nothing worse than. when I'm in a group and they start doing. that I had to we when we went to see. American Idol we saw dope zebra form on. American Idol the guy who was warming up.

the crowd made us massage each other and. I was massaging like this 15-year-old. girl but your wife is right here yeah. she was was my wife was massaging me. talk about weird. weird okay so here we go this is how. we're ending this episode of Good. Mythical Morning you remember what the. hands. do let's just have a blast with this. well give him a. review.

oh you have two. [Applause]. hands and when my life is. [Applause]. through bury me in barbecue people not. from the south think barbecue means.

cookout and that's something they're. wrong about.