Awkward Photos on Cereal Boxes

I didn't know cereal could make me feel. uncomfortable let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning if you want. to know why red is wearing a Band-Aid on. his nose it's a good question you'll. have to look at two episodes ago to know. about that listen I rarely go to the. grocery store um I knew that uh christe. she likes to go to the grocery store and. that's you know she has opinions about.

those things she gathers all these. things she has opinions about groceries. from the grocery store so I gladly let. her tackle that uh but occasionally she. she gives me a text and she's like I. need you to pick up so and so R of milk. um I left the kids at the grocery store. I need you to get some sort of seasoning. or some sort of vegetable that I've. never heard of before rhubarb and I'm. just going to I know I'm going to be in. there for hours just going along the. front reading all of the signs than good.

for those signs i' never find anything. and the people the people who are there. I I never leave until I get what I'm. going for but then I always go down the. cereal aisle It's a Wonderful aisle I'm. I'm like the uh the most interesting man. in the world isn't that what he's called. the do guy he's like I don't always go. to the grocery store but when I do I get. cereal he says something like that it's. a little bit different a little. different not about cereal something to. do with beer so I always go down the. cereal aisle and because I love cereal.

and it's so easy to make it just. involves pouring well so when I'm in. Char when you pour it you're not making. it somebody else made it I consider. myself a chef when I'm making cereal for. my kids because my wife is doing. something else you're presenting it to. yourself that particular night but. listen I went on the cereal aisle this. time and I. found this now this episode is not. sponsored by Kashi which is the name. brand of good friends cereal have you. heard of this not until you told me. about it.

it is a cereal with two I guess. presumably good friends on here it open. it up let's let's try a little bit of it. now first of all observation these are. twins which means they sisters smells. healthy I don't know that these are good. friends these are twins I I'll get my. own cereal thank you wow it's got like. um little sticks in it well toasted Trio. of flakes twigs and granola cereal so. there's three I don't know why there's. not three friends why it got Twigs in it.

Twigs man that's the best cereal has. Twigs oh it doesn't really taste like. good friends it needs. milk I can see how it's the kind of. thing you eat with your good friend. though hey man what about these Twigs. when's the last time we ever ate cereal. together it's interesting that you're. really thinking about it College we we. didn't even we've never eaten cereal. together right this makes me think we. should do that well we're eating cereal. right now but you know like in front of.

a bowl you've M you've produced the. cereal you you've you've made. it it's okay but like I was saying these. are twins they are sisters it has their. story on the back Ari and nari one of. our favorite stories come came from nari. whose twin sister Ari has devoted. herself to being a steward of the. environment Ari and Nar first of all. yeah these women are these women are. twin sisters that's not friends they. didn't have a choice you know like we. had a choice I I could I've met you and. been like dor don't want to be his.

friend never want to eat cereal with you. but these people didn't have a choice. that's not a real friendship that's a. forc situation that's a circumstance. right there buddy that's just because. you shared a mother's womb together who. are you talking to the Kashi talking to. Kashi themselves y now if Kashi wants to. sponsor us I'm all for it I like the. fact that they're linking Cal to. friendship which still makes no sense to. me I just I don't get it but what okay. this is just one box I looked online and. there are there 's a whole series of.

good. friends uh cereals with different. people's faces on the front most of. which have their heads touching I want. to go through these photos because we. have true friendship right. we and now it's over I'm choking up just. thinking about it I think that was a. twig I I just there's too many Twigs I. would do less Twigs I just proved my um. friendship to you by laughing in your. face when you started choking I didn't I. didn't move to give you the he lick or. anything the little clusters are good.

though okay check out this box is this. friends or is this a husband and wife I. think they're using the term friend very. loely you can't have listen you can't. have platonic friendships with with. women and get that close to them I'm. just telling you right now and if you've. been married a long time you don't get. that close e either it's like when you. put your you put take two dogs and you. put I did this when I was a kid I don't. advise this you take two dogs and you. put their faces next to each other they. instantly start fighting you take a man. and a woman you put their faces like. this they start kissing that's what. happens you can't no they don't you.

can't do that no. no they start eating cereal okay that's. that's not a friendship this is such a. tight shot on the you know they could. have loosened up the framing a little. bit I mean it's well to get two faces to. get two faces on a cereal box I mean. think about you got it right in there. you could just back up dude Ron Howard. looks a little. uncomfortable wow he does look like Ron. Howard he looks happy the woman actually. looks like um a little uncomfortable all. right what else we got we got another. picture here this one's purple and it's.

got two Ricky lakes on the front that's. that's the same woman that's been. photosho. photoshopped photoshopped to be a little. bit bigger on the right side oh gosh I. again their heads are touching they look. too happy but I think it has something. to do with 32% fiber this has 46% we got. a better one that one's got 50% fiber. this next one yeah all right what's up. with the different levels of fiber well. the older you get the more fiber you. need I think is what's happening okay. she definitely has a creepy smile oh.

good friend I'm choking I am choking too. help me give me something to drink these. people have met at like a u like a yoga. class or something Bingo they're playing. bingo clearly I think you know she's. like I do not know this man she's like. oh Robert makes me. uncomfortable when he's touching my hair. with his eyebrow okay what else all. right finally here we've got s c raisin. crunch this is a grandma and a.

grandchild again they're using the term. friends very Loosely maybe they're just. good friends I mean I was friends with. old women when I was a little. kid I think this is. going yeah exactly no I had a lot yeah I. just that's creepy I think this is going. a little creepy after I finish my sin. raising crunch I'm going to bake this. unsuspecting child in my oven okay well. listen why is it not called best friend. cereal I mean why not go all the way. because if it's best friends then you're. it's asking too much but good friends is. like yeah we hung out time we we're.

willing to be on this cereal box all I. got to say is I I I want to issue an a. challenge to. Kashi you want to put you want us to be. on the box you want to put some real. best friends up on a cereal box you put. these two guys my my nose will be healed. up by that time I won't have a Band-Aid. on my head on my face there should be. berries in here be twig and berries we. don't need to listen we don't need to. criticize the cereal anymore because now. it's all about getting on the box I take. about I take take back anything negative.

I said about the cereal is great I love. the. Twigs love go a little lighter on The. Twig a little heavy on the berry we did. we did The Twig and berries Edition it's. a whole new thing all right so we got. this camera here we are going to take. our photo Ki we're going to make this. easy for you mythical Beast out there. facebook.com/ Kashi again we're not. being paid for this but we want to be we. I don't even want to be paid I just want. to be on the Bo on the box and we're. going to make it easy here are the. photos we're going to take them right. now yes we're going to have to photoshop.

out his Band-Aid listen they're all. smiling with their mouths open and their. FA that's one of. things get I feel like we're you're. cheating too much this way you need to. sometimes one guy's. lower you messed up my glasses in that. but hold on but you got to think about. this everybody's trying to get side by. side that's why they can't fit on the. box the boxes are taller than they are. wide so we should do all. top what can we do you know what at all.

looking at the camera we should do one. where we look off okay well I'm going to. look I'm not going to look this way we. just look opposite. ways let's act mad with each other like. we're good friends good friends fight. yeah this a little. tiff I think our work is done here else. any other ideas you want to put that on. a cereal box the crony Club face to. face Ben's like face to face yeah we've. done that enough yeah we don't need to.

do that we're we're good friends all. right seriously we're not best friends. mythical Beast let's make this happen. you want to see us on a cereal box we do. we're not sporty enough to be on wedi so. this is this is our only chance you know. what time it is hi my name is Julia from. Ukraine cave and it's time to spin the. wheel of. mythicality make sure to listen to the. latest episode of ear biscuits are. podcast if you haven't been listening. you should be listening comes out Friday. afternoons you can enjoy over the. weekend an hourong conversation with.

someone interesting from the internet. iTunes and SoundCloud link is a. lifeguard and re can't. swim hey man hey man they watching it up. what up is this where the three feet. goes to the deep. end yeah my mom doesn't know I'm out. here this is actually a beach. dude hey hey hey. I can't swim I see you like good friend.

cereal me too what an ugly kid you want. to be my friend I like being friends. with old people this is my opportunity. to thin out the Jean. Pool your hand your head's kind of. slippery hey man hey mister what are you. trying to. do Fross Mini Wheats mhm you still have. that at home all the time mhm there's. never a reason you're like I don't I'm. not going to get that this time I always. have some on hand it's like having a. fire extinguisher nearby.