Awakened by Screams

at 4:00 a.m. I was awakened by a. blood-curdling scream my name is Katun. I'm from Germany let's talk about that a. good mythical morning today's episode is. brought to you by the rhett and Link. store at rhettandlink.com/store where. you can pick up the dope zebra t-shirt. the dope zebra made an appearance on. American Idol the other night which. makes a t-shirt worth even more but we.

kept the price the same is that good. salesmanship absolutely it's a deal. thanks for joining us today I feel I. feel like it I just feel so happy you. get feelings like this a lot at the. beginning of episodes I didn't know what. I was feeling and then it came to me yes. I know what happy it's happiness it's. it's like I've just gotten a delivery of. a bunch of Girl Scout cookies and that. only happens once a year we didn't did. we. I didn't I've actually eaten all of my.

firm feelings back but I was eating him. for breakfast I was eating a late-night. snack I was eating him for breakfast you. said that breakfast I don't think you. should be happy personally because I was. nearly killed the other night I'm happy. that you're alive right I think I was. picking up the vibes on that just. thankful that your life what happened. tell me about it tell it tell all of us. about it so we can discuss it well I was. in my bed sleeping minding my own. business now there's a woman at my bed.

at the time too it's my wife we share a. bed that's good. a lot of couples choose to do separate. beds we've talked about it but we've. never quite gotten there so we're still. in the same bed my nanny and Papa had. two twin beds in the same room but. opposite sides of the room that is true. but what I thought was sarcasm I love my. wife we sleep in the same bed no plans. no discussion about sleeping in separate. beds baby I love sleeping in the same. bed with you boy this we might just need. to start this oh no we don't there's no. reason we don't start over is against.

the rules that's right you have you have. to hear that you because that's how we. do this anyway I'm sitting there well. actually I'm laying there sleeping got. all sleeps sitting up. and I hear you scream like a girl. can you drink like more more that it's. really gonna damage something really but. it was that and then it was stopping it. with you was somebody panicking can do a. panic.

yes okay stop people gonna be coming Hey. literally it wasn't 90% of the blood in. my body is all in my face in years right. now it's weird how it was exactly it was. exactly like that up a little bit higher. pitched it was obviously a woman and she. was obviously screaming for her life and. it was like right outside of our of our. house right here on the road we had the. road that runs right next to the house. and there's a park and so like what what. weird stuff happens but you keep your. windows open at night uh no this was.

through the walls and so I was totally. freaking out so I sleep on once this you. know I share a bed with a with a woman. that my wife discovered then yeah let's. talk about that yeah so I sleep up. against the wall and so I had to jump. over my wife and I just completely I. just just landed on her like I like just. do this log roll the rotating thing like. neener in the calf or something I don't. know how it happened but I was like. sorry baby. but now so she was still there so you. knew it wasn't her oh yeah she and she.

woke up and she she's like she's. thinking it's the kids and I'm thinking. all I own is my underwear it's so I'm. like what first thing I got to do is put. some pants on you know I just don't did. the first thing to hit me is I got to. put pants on because I could be called. to duty and do have to do something so I. put on pajama pants that are really I. know pajama pants fit me they come up. they look like capri pants so I put on. my capri pajama pants of course you did. and I got them on and then I run what. print are these pants this is they're.

all print NC state plaid okay so you say. you look like a guy wearing like a. picnic table scarf or whatever they're. called a picnic table topper yes as. capri pants. and so the screaming that went on for 30. seconds has now ceased but I'm like I. got. I got to go outside you heard no other. sounds besides screaming no gunshot it. was a girl panicking it was it was is as. if a girl who was about to be kidnapped.

and being pulled out of a car by a. strange man is what this is what I'm. thinking a girl cut part and she's being. pulled out of her car by a strange man. and she wants all the neighbors to wake. up so she can be saved and I'm thinking. I'm the closest neighbor I've got pants. on now I don't have a weapon I don't I. just have myself but I am deadly when I. want to be so I grunts I'd I opened the. back door and when you open the back. door it makes it there's like a security.

door because of things like this and it. makes this creaking noise and it was. like man as it opened and I saw the dude. look directly at me you look you open. your door and saw a dude look directly. at you because I look and I can kind of. see over the fence into the street and I. see he was screaming like a woman no no. this is the man that's committing the. crime that the woman is screaming about. but I cannot see the car with the woman. in it that is doing the screaming. because she's down below the fence and I.

just see the guy look at me and he's. like come on girl people are opening. people are coming outside shut up so. then I was like oh okay I see what's. happening now this is a cut this is Adam. s the couple this is a couple and the. dude is being abusive or he's. threatening to be abuse a domestic. disturbance and she's going nutso and. now he sees me and I don't look very. imposing in my capri pants I look like a. tall skinny dork in capri pants with no. weapon shirtless shirt totally shirtless.

and did you did you flexor I did nothing. I just kind of looked at him and I. backed slowly back inside what because I. was like this that I got call 9-1-1 now. what yeah I did I backed out because the. guy was staring at me and I he's yelling. and then it all of a sudden it wasn't. like there was immediate danger anymore. it wasn't like he's pulling out a girl. who's screaming because if they had done. that I think. would have jumped it but there was no.

joy there's no physical nothing physical. happening this is a this is a. disagreement and she wants it to stop. but I was like the best thing for me to. do right now is a call nine-one-one I'll. run back inside. i dial nine-one-one but you know your. household has a proclivity we dial the. nine we call them every couple of days. so I personname basis 9-1-1 what is your. emergency and this is the first thing I. don't know why I think like this the. first thing that crosses my mind is what. if what I'm witnessing is like gonna be. some national crime or something and.

they're gonna play the 9-1-1 tapes on. like a morning show I don't want to. sound like an idiot. that is so self-centered man no I'm just. saying I didn't change how quick I said. anything. they're only do you went into your radio. voice no I didn't like say hey let me. tell you this there's a domestic. disturbance outside I just said I don't. know into my street I don't want to be. an idiot. you know I don't want to be an idiot so. I said it's all about you right there is. a couple that there's there's a woman. who let out a blood-curdling scream a.

second ago I thought she was being. attacked she obviously wanted to wake. people up she wanted to get attention. and now it looks like her and her. boyfriend or her man friend are having. some kind of argument and then jesse is. now up and she's kind of looking out the. window and she's like he's coming down. the street he's coming down beside the. house down the street. duck because she thinks he's gonna see. me calling 9-1-1 yeah so now I'm I get. on the ground I get on the living room. floor I'm still on the phone this is if. you were held hostage in your own house. was he in a car was he walking on foot.

he's walking on foot and she's driving. the car beside him I couldn't I couldn't. see because as soon as I saw him but why. would he be walking down there like. trying to reason with her and she's. still in the car then he's coming down. the street so I got down and that. couldn't see me they took cover I didn't. want to get killed. did you tell the 911 operator that that. they were walking down the street I said. they're walking down Houston towards you. know the intersection and and did you. tell the 911 operator that you are now. on the floor cowering in fear deciding I.

don't want them to see that I'm on the. phone with you then they kind of just. disappeared uh you know I'll actually. you know what then the car sped off. I mean I couldn't tell if he had gotten. in it or what cuz it was kind of dark. down there but she that she left him or. she was like okay you're forgiven or. whatever you know it's not a good. situation not a good relationship so. then what happened I went a bit what did. the cops show up it was justice served. was everyone safe I don't know I mean I.

what do you care about is how good you. sounded on the night I did my duty I did. my duty I called you put on your pants. you looked out the window you called. 9-1-1 and then you slept soundly no it. was very difficult to go back to sleep. but they weren't there anymore I I mean. and then it started going through my. mind I stayed up for like an hour cuz my. heart rate was so fast it took me a long. time and Jessie was like I can't go by. to sleep because she thought it was the. kids screaming cuz all women have that. motherly instinct she heard a. high-pitched scream she's all the kids. were being kidnapped out of the house. hmm. I knew it wasn't the kids but when I.

want one should call back and give you. an update stats. not another status I don't know there's. so much crime going on here that they. just can't come they don't give an event. dating to me know so you felt like as. long as you have pants on you were gonna. go out there and then you change your. mind what you got out there I but here's. the deal if an attack had it been. happening when I went out when I would. have done and quickly strangled him with. your capri pants I don't know that's. what and that's what he's been killing. me lately as I think about this what. would I have done I'm a big man but I'm. not a dangerous man.

I've never punched anybody in the face. he's changing his story I punched I was. met I was saying I was deadly I was a. joke I punched John Carson in the. stomach when he was making fun of you. and yeah elementary school had done that. to him that I he didn't look like the. kind of guy that would take a punch for. me and without fighting back giving me. one back now I think the key is learn. from his situation the application is. think about if you're woken up in the. middle of the night what would you do if. you're if you're the head of household. if you're the one with the muscle in.

your house or if you you know just think. of a plan if you have a fire you should. have a plan but if you have a blood. clearly probably scream outside you. should also have a player I have a. hammer in my closet really I have a. hammer in my closet one day I was. hanging pictures in our bedroom and I. don't you know I don't have a gun or any. other type of. you know protection but I was like you. know I'm just going to leave this hammer. in here instead of putting it back in. the garage and that way if something. happens I'm gonna go to the closet I'm.

gonna get the hammer and I'll at least. have something besides just my pajama. pants a hammer I got a hammer. well there's I got it I mean I got like. a I can pick up a fork on the way. outside of it through the when I go. through the kitchen yeah just get a. sharp sharp fork or something keep it. under your bed already nice on your. pillow the problem is they'll take it. and they'll use it on you yeah it's. gotta be something that if they took it. used it on you they could also like. build some carpentry all right. telepathic ending here we go okay you.

know what this is right you will watch. good mythical morning 10 times a day for. the rest of your life are you using that. voice. this is the voice that I hear inside my. head why are you doing that with your. eyes because my eyes roll back in my. head when I communicate telepathically. it's a little distracting well it's not. about you this is about us communicating. with them telepathically see you. tomorrow.