Are We Closer Than A Married Couple? (ft. Jason & Kylie Kelce)

Do we know each other better than a married couple? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. He's a former Philadelphia Eagle turned TV. and podcast host. She's an athlete, coach, and fellow internetainer. And most importantly for today's episode, they're very. much in love and married. It's Jason and Kylie Kelce.

All right, give us one of these. Both of y'all. All right, and then we do this, and then you do that. Oh, there we go. Now it's official. It's official. Welcome to the show. Yeah. Thanks for having us. Okay, so how long have y'all been married? Oh, man, that's right away with the questions. Six years and some change. Yeah, just over six. So we've been, But then, dating, too? How long? Yeah, how long have you known each other? 2014. Okay, you're making me do math? Ten years. Yeah, sorry, ten years. Okay, it's a decade.

Okay, all right, so the game we're about to play, we've. played it before with twins, uh, who've known each other. since, you know, the womb. Uh, but we have known each other for 40 years, so. four times as long as you. But we do not, as of yet, sleep together. Okay. Uh, I'm not gonna unpack that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, hey, listen, I'm just saying you. just never want to close the door to anything. Yeah, don't knock it till you try it. Right, right, right, right. Uh, well, I am willing to bet fake dollars that we know.

each other better than, uh, you guys know each other. I'm afraid you're correct. I . Okay. I'm glad you're confident. I, I'm willing to pay, play the game, but I kind. of do think you guys are gonna beat us. Alright, let's see what happens. It's time for partner poker. Besties versus Kelces. Welcome to the Partner Poker Zone. Stevie. Okay, boys and girl. Um, here's the thing. It's, this is kind of like the Newlywed Game,

but the Newlywed Game. It's too, it's too cute. It's too cute. And um, I'm not really, I'm gonna, we're gonna play and. learn the rules together. Cause I think that's the easiest way. But basically this is how well you both know each other. And these are questions that you've never. been asked before. So that's why it's not like the newlywed game. Also, you're going to be placing bets on. your confidence level. And the confidence level that you have in your partner. Which, you know, I think maybe fluctuates throughout the day. Yeah, thank you for that.

Okay, so for this first round Jason and Rhett, you have. cards and they match these cards right here, but you're. gonna keep them to yourselves, I'm gonna ask you a question. You're gonna answer the question about yourself. and you're gonna put your answer face down. Okay. So let me, let's just go through it. So the first question is, If your partner could be one age. forever, in other words, stop aging at a given age, how old.

would they choose to stay? So y'all are, are answering the question for yourselves. Now, your options are, Oh, great, the numbers. are upside down. 79. 64. 25. 16. Or 5. So y'all answer, look at your cards.

You want to be 5 forever? I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world. Yeah. Take your answer for yourself. Don't show anybody. And then put your cards down. I'm answering for myself. For yourself. Okay. Y'all are gonna be guessing what their answer is, for themselves, in a second. Okay, so if you're five years old, so Rhett would be. going back to being five, and he'd just be five forever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In that scenario, yes. Yeah. Do I go right to the age that I pick?

You pick what age you want to be. But do I then fast forward to that age right now? Um, yeah. Right, right, that's the question. Yeah, do we go back now or do we wait until we get. to the age that we picked? Well, it does make a difference. Let's say, if it's an age younger than you are, you go. back to that age immediately. And if it's an age older than you are, I think you gotta go forward. You go forward immediately. Sure, yes, that's what we're saying.

That's what we're saying. Okay. Okay, so now that you've answered for yourselves, I. want you to place a wager on top of your answer, and this. should represent how confident you are that your partner is. going to answer correctly. Okay. I have more here if you're really confident. I'm minimal. I'm minimal. I'm minimal confident. All right, you just went with three. I'm going with ten. Oh, gosh, this is a tough one.

But you're really confident? Mm hmm. Okay, now, y'all are gonna answer, but you're going to. answer via a wager of your own confidence level and. yourselves, and put that wager on the card that you think. they answered for themselves. I genuinely might take one. What? Y'all not bringing any confidence to this! It's also not real money! If you're 60, you know, if you're living a.

great life right now. And then, you know, you feel like you can hang on. to the good life until 64. That might be a good choice. But if 25 was, we were, we were struggling. to pull it together. But from a health perspective, I think. he would want to be 25. And I, I think he'd want to be 25 forever. So, I'm gonna go with, uh, a confidence of 6.

That he's choosing 25. Kylie? I, I lean towards, well, everyone else still exists in their, in their, like, current being, right? Like, if he, if he, if he rewinds to 25, like, he still. gets to witness our kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't affect you or anyone else's age. But you can get all types of old and he's not. I'm okay with that. I'm not afraid of it. Okay, alright. I didn't smash myself into grown men for a. living for 13 years.

That kind of evens it out for the two of you. Yes. There's multiple definitions of smash, and I was confused. So I was confused. Um, I'm gonna go with my gut, even though I think I'm wrong. He regularly makes jokes that he's not gonna. make it, to like, his 60s. Yeah. That's kind of dark. Sad. Yeah. Yeah. What's gonna, what's gonna do you in, Jason? Who knows, but something is. Just tell us something.

Yeah. Okay, alright. Alright, where's she, where's she going? We got really dark. 25. I know, this got very dark. We're all at 25. Alright. Let's see. Were they at 25? Twenty five! Yes! It's sixty four. Alright! Okay, explain. Sixty four, I feel like that's the perfect age. Your kids are done, you don't have to worry. about that anymore. Then you're grandparent status. I would definitely have chosen sixty four if it was my go.

Okay, I forgot to tell you. There's something big up for grabs. Uh, it is a World Partner Championship ring. Rings. There's multiple rings. Multiple rings, okay. Um, also, just to spice things up a little bit, I will give you each one lifeline that you can use. for the rest of the rounds. If you're feeling a little iffy about not knowing the. answer, It's called Poker Face, and the person who's.

answered can mime with their face for 10 seconds one of. the incorrect answers for you. Okay. I like to make the lifelines as complicated. as the game play. Yeah, I like that. Can mime an incorrect answer? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, so y'all are answering for yourselves. this time, we're just reversing everything. Your question. If your partner had to choose a new name, what would it be? Okay. The options are. Echo.

Baby. Appaloosa. What? Appaloosa. That's like a horse name. Flash! Flash. Onyx! Well, none of them start with an L. What am I gonna do? You're taking it so seriously, I really appreciate it. You're like, everything is on the line for Kylie. I just don't like losing.

Okay, so now put your wagers on. For how confident you are in your partners. What you want to be called. And I am confident that Rhett will agree to the. tune of one, two, three, four, five, six. You're really drawing this out. Seven. Seven. Okay, so not that confident. Not that confident, no. What do we got, Kylie? Five.

Five. Okay, all right. Okay, now, y'all have to place your wagers on your answers. Maybe you can try by, you know, calling me to these. Yeah. I'm not gonna respond, though, because that would be a hint. That's right. Right. So how? Just see what feels right. Just see how it feels to call me each of these. What's up, Onyx? Hey, Flash. How you doing, Appaloosa?

You don't, wait, you don't talk to me in those voices. Yeah, I feel like you need more, like, Link esque scenarios. Onyx! Yeah, there, yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. Flash! There, there we go. Yeah. Appaloosa! Exasperation. Baby! I feel like Appaloosa could have, like, a nickname, though, if you wanna try it. Appaloosa? What? I don't know. It's a long name. Appy? Appy, yeah. Uh, I am also seven confident. It's a tough one. In my answer, which is Baby.

Hahahaha. Did you audition that one? Yeah, did. I said, baby! Oh, yeah, yeah. So, I know. Would you guys like to do any roleplay? I know it's not baby. It's not baby. Kylie hates, like, pet names or nicknames. So I think it's not baby. So you only call her Kylie? I call her Jo because when she played field hockey, she reminded me of like a baby kangaroo, the way she.

was like squatted down. Okay. So I called her Joey. You found a loophole. Narrowed it down to Jo. Yeah. That's my only nickname. And you're okay with that one? Yeah, that one's fine. But has he tried other ones? No. Sweetie? Snookums? Oh, sweetie, he's not allowed to say. Oh, wow. Because of what? There's, um, there's certain nicknames, sweetie, babe, baby, hon, honey, that can only be called, you. can only be called that, those things by, like a.

waitress in a diner in South Carolina. Oh, okay. And otherwise, it takes on, in Philadelphia. It takes on this sort of like, okay, hon. Like it's like, Oh, oh, okay. Like almost like a bless your heart. Yeah, yeah. It's like sharp. It's a regional thing. Yes. So it's like, okay, sweetie. You feel like he's placing an order. A little, like it just feels aggressive. I get it. Okay. In a way that is not welcome. Okay. All right. Yeah. So I know it's not baby. I don't, she's not a flash.

So I don't think it's a flash. Onyx feels too like, like harsh. It's a harsh sound. For some reason I really think she picked Echo. And I'm gonna wager, Don't do your face now. Don't do your face. Oh man, she's got a terrible poker face. This is wrong. This is so intense. I know! I know! Y'all are competitive. You're in a little bit of a hole now.

You can't help yourself. You're in a little bit of a hole and you gotta go big. Should we do the, uh, the lifeline? Cause she can tell me, she can mime to me which one it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. I feel pretty confidently it's either Appaloosa or Echo. Let's do it. Let's go. We're going. We're going. For the lifeline? Yes. Lifeline. Do you consent on this use for the lifeline? Okay. Okay, ten seconds. Just my face. Just your face and what it's not. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that narrows it down. I'm putting all my chips in on Appaloosa. Wow. Yeah, she heard that echo. She heard that echo. Dang. I'm going all in on Appaloosa. Okay, alright, alright. Let's see, Link, what name you chose for yourself. This did not go well. I can tell from Kylie's reaction already. And this is our opportunity, baby.

I'd like to be called baby. I knew, I knew you would. I mean, you call me baby, I'll bring you, I'll bring you eggs. I'll bring you, well, I'll probably bring you cereal. Baby, yeah, call me, call me baby and don't. put me in a corner. How are you feeling? I'm fine. This is not good. This is not good. What? Oh, no. I mean, they're both wrong.

Oh, no. You went with Flash, didn't you? Why'd I go with Flash, Jay? I don't know. Why'd I go with Flash? I don't know. Who else is named Flash? My cat growing up? He had a cat growing up that he, it is the only cat he. ever speaks fondly about. I thought for sure that you were going to be like, I have positive, positive memories of a flash. I'll go flash.

I thought we were gonna, I thought we were gonna. be on the same page. That would be like if Elizabeth was up. there and they were picking names for me. I'd be like, your mom's named Elizabeth. What do you mean? I mean, there's no, Yeah, it's weird. It's, it's, it's weird. Well, we're out of chips. Oh, it hurts. What do we do now? Oh, it hurts. The chips are going. You can go to the bank. We can buy in? You can go to the bank. I can't believe that you went all in. I'll give you some. There's other things that you can bet. Let's find out. Ooh! Okay! Oh, hi! Look, it's Gwynedd and Justine from Sporked, and.

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which would you pick between these options? They've both kind of already done that. High rise window washer. But it wasn't that. Ooh. Crime scene cleaner. Okay. Stevie, you're doing a great job of reading. these upside down. I'm struggling, thank you. Birthday party clown. Okay. Creep factor. Bounty hunter. Cool. Or intimacy coordinator.

This is the person who's on the movie set and putting. on, putting the fake wiener over the real wiener. No, that's the, that's the prosthetics department. This is where you tell the person what to do. with the fake wiener. Where their hands go. Well, yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a, you know, like a, a coordinator of conversations between two. people who are about to get intimate with each other. It's the least sexy, but closest to fake. sex job you can have.

All right, I just want to make sure everybody knew. Now we know what that is. Um, now, you don't have any chips. We have an issue here. Yeah. So what do, how does this work? You, you gotta pony up something. And, um, I, it doesn't, I mean, you know I'm. looking at that sweater. Oh, that sweater's too big for you, brother. You want this sweater? I like, I don't care, I like that sweater. I might fit in it. Yeah, you'd look good in that sweater, Rhett. I don't know that I can give up this sweater. Because I love this sweater.

I can. Are you guys, uh, boxing fans? Uh, yeah, sure. Yeah, that's a cool t-shirt, but. You got a little Joe. Frazier Muhammad Ali t-shirt. I like a good historical boxing you going to take. the t-shirt off without taking this sweater off? Actually, yeah, is any of, that's not possible, right? Let's find out. Cut him out of it. Let's find out if that's not possible. Oh, is it possible? I think it might be. Oh, it's definitely not. I think it is. I've seen people take off their bras without. taking their shirts off.

Yeah, right. You gotta stick your arms into the holes, though. Okay, um, Jason Kelce is removing his t-shirt while. keeping his sweater on. This is what we are here for. Are you sure? I don't know. I can't tell who it is at this point. Who is that? Wow! That was impressive. That was really impressive. So, your answer and your wager that can be in chips or it.

can be in whatever you want. I'd like to see you take your t shirt off, underneath your sweatshirt. Okay. And how confident are you? Um, well how many chips is a t-shirt confident. or sweater confident? Yeah, how long have you been wearing that t shirt. without, uh, laundering it? Uh, this is freshly laundered. Okay, less valuable then. I didn't know which way, I didn't know which way you. were going to go on that. If you wanted a little stank. We value that stank over here.

Oh god. You know what stank makers do. I mean, I feel like, I mean the only thing is, is that. I just don't know how many chips a t-shirt is worth. You know, I feel like we gotta go big or go home, you know? Well, yeah, be confident. Hopefully. Oh, you're going 30. Okay. I feel pretty confident. Alright. How do you feel, Kylie? I haven't heard anything. There are two I am confident are no's.

Okay. Which are? Absolutely the high rise window washer. He's terrified of heights. Rhett is too, so yeah, I'm taking that one off the table. That's easy. Um, I've seen him clean up something. It's not going to be the crime scene cleaner. It will not be. I can, and if he picked that, he's getting fired first day. Okay. I'm leaning towards the bounty hunter, but having heard some. of his reviews on the podcast recently, I can't fully rule.

out intimacy coordinator. I mean, he got questioned twice now where he thinks. that he's some Rico Suave and I can assure you, he is not. Rico Suave. I love that. I love that reference. But, but, he just took his t-shirt off without. taking his sweater. No, it was lovely. That was good. Are you just trying to, like, uh, well if, uh, so you're.

pretty, if you're limiting it down, you're pretty. confident, which means you need to pony up something. Yeah. This, this is fun because, Do not take your shirt off. I wasn't, I wasn't trying. Hey, I'm looking at the ring. You want it? You want this one? The biggin. The biggin. You know which one we're looking at.

You're pretty tall. Your shoes might, I mean, like, might, what shoes? Do you like some Chuck Taylors? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they're a little platform. It'll bring you up to Rhett's level a bit. Let's see it. You gotta take your shoe off. I mean, I can't put them on the table. because that's bad luck. Oh, well, I'll just take it. I'll hover them. I'll hover them. I'll hold it. I think a hover's acceptable. Let me see, let me see what's the value of these things. Oh, it went right for the bottom. I already told you it's the stank.

I do wear socks in them. It's not that valuable, sadly. People pay a lot of money for them. Did you narrow down your, The ring would be more valuable. I love that he's egging me on about this. He's like, no, no, no, put the ring down. You bought it. Oh, the ring is down! The ring is down. The shoes or what? And shoes. Ring and shoes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she bought it. Alright, so put the ring on your bet. There's a lot on the table. She's wagering the ring, but she doesn't even know. what her answer is yet. I feel like I've gone with my gut.

Okay, so I watch the show a lot, and I know that sometimes. when you lean away from your gut, You talking to me? Yeah. Then you revert back to your gut. Yeah. And it starts to turn itself around. I will say that I have not, uh, uh, gleaned a discernible. pattern in my own strategy. Maybe it's, maybe it's, maybe it's wishful. thinking right now. It's just no recipe for success if. you're emulating me. I've gone with my gut twice now and it did not.

Yep, yep, go against that. Yep. Oh my gosh. Come on! Oh! Grrrr! They really care. They care so much. I love it. I love it! However long this is in the edit, trust me, it was. five times in real life. Don't overthink it, don't overthink it.

Intimacy coordinator! Okay! It's wrong. Okay. It's wrong. Okay. Do you want me to go with my gut here? Okay. You cannot ask him questions. Okay, Link? Link? Alright, uh. What did Rhett choose? He doesn't want to go to kids birthday parties. He's afraid of heights. He doesn't want to, I, I think you're an intimacy. coordinator because you still get to be in show business. Let's see, less on the line. Was Link correct?

So I chose this because I think that I am a. very calming presence. Intimacy coordinator. Yes! You know what? You're really good at making people not horny. Listen, I have a way of looking at somebody and having. them lose a boner immediately. Yeah. Um, okay. I'm sensing some boners going down over here. For sure. This is gonna, you can do the honors. What's he gonna be?

I can't even look. He said bounty hunter. Yep. I should've gone with my gut. You should've gone with your gut! I've gone with my gut twice now. But let's see how this fits. Nice pinky ring. Okay, I don't know if I can get it off. Nice. I got it on. Nice. Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to rub the ring thing in. I'm not. But, I do have to award these rings.

Oh, wow, more rings, okay. I'm running out of fingers. Oh, they say world, Oh, they say world partnership, but. oh, that's how rings are. Yeah and different directions. What? Dang, look at look at that! That's big! Oh man. That's definitely the biggest ring I've ever seen. We gotta take him to the wood shed. Okay, well, thank y'all for joining us, and thank you for the bling.

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