Are These Weird Products Worth It?

We're testing more of the Internet's weirdest products. Let's talk about that. good mythical morning. The crew has dug in the deepest corners of the Internet to find some of the. weirdest products which we're going to see for the first time right now. And as we do, we're going to decide if they should go in a very special care package. that we are creating for... Stevie.

Stevie, are you listening? Yeah, I am. Is that why there's a giant box behind you that says Stevie? No, this is for Steve... Oh, you misspelled it. It's for you. Oh, good... I'm just glad that I'm not going in there. Where are you headed? But you need to care package. It depends on what these products are and where you think I should go. I have a sickness. This is a kit well packaged. Yeah, she's ill. Yeah. You're so ill. Okay, boys. Well, first up is a musical cat keyboard toy for. 69.99.

They're cats that each play different note when you press them. So you can use them as a keyboard. And. they're completely mobile. You can move them anywhere you want. They don't have to stay on a kind of cute.

And they're so soft. Are you into that, Stevie? You know, you would think it would be more annoying than, like, pleasant organ, like, but kind of nice. We're professionals... Put these cats in the hands of a couple of idiots. you're not gonna get the same results. Oh, don't do what I just did. What'd you do? Yeah, don't do that. But we're putting every one of these cats. Well, you missed.

here. There's your instructions. Okay, thank you. Next is a puking cat gravy boat for $26.99. It's a ceramic gravy boat designed to look like a cat. Vomiting. is everything cat today. Why would anyone want this? Because they have a sense of humor that's only. shown in pottery. And you know cats, they're always I mean, that's what a cat's known for, not being able to keep things down. Sounds like. How hot is it?

Can I make out with the gravy cat? Oh, yeah, right into your mouth. Just so you know, he asked... for this. Stevie, do you want this? No, I'm good. Oh, God... Oh, God. I don't know why, Hiccup. It seems like Link really wants it. Yeah, we're save that for Link. No, no, no, that's not for you. There's a bigger hole here too. If you can.

Pour gravy out of that one. That's more like an abscess situation. Yeah. you don't need that. We'll keep. Keep it for us. I keep it. Next, we have a Rubik's cube solving robot for $89.95. It solves a Rubik's cube. And it scrambled. Well, that's good, because we can't solve them. Let's see. Let's see how this thing. I've seen these. I've seen, like. quick Internet videos. for these things, like, working real fast.

So this is like the nerdy kid version of a money counter. No, this is not for the nerdy kid. This is for the stupid kid. Yeah, this is for the kid. Nerdy kid who can't solve a Rubik's cube, but wants to fit in with his smart friends. He keeps this thing in his closet, and he never tells anybody about it. Hold on. It was thinking. Give me some time, man. It stopped itself. Give me some time. I gotta.

I gotta think about this for a second. Oh. Here we go. It's getting close. Oh, here we go. It didn't even make a noise. Now, you do have to bring the whole Rubik's Cube to school. Like this. I solved it. You can't get it out. No. Can you take it out? You can. Stevie, do you know how to solve. an Arc C? No, I also don't go to school. $90... What a dumb. Stevie, can you solve a Rubik's cube?

Get. I've never tried. Get, get. Get. And I never will. All right, up next, you have to go to the other side of the set. We've got a bed. This is a blanket lift bar for $44.69. It's a bar to keep the blanket off your feet... while you're sleeping. Oh, this is why I'm shoeless... Oh, look at that. You're gonna have to tell me how you feel, because I just feel like a guy in a bed. Look at that. I love this idea.

So this whole thing, it's... Oh, it's just. It's just. that. Yeah... Don't expose it. Don't expose it. You can just make it yourself. My toes are. still touching. I don't understand, but it's letting a. Bunch of air in. Yeah, that's, I guess, the point. I guess I don't like a lot of pressure on my feet from. the bottom. Stevie, you got sweaty feet. at night? Not really... I do have two dogs in the bed,

so I don't know how this would go over with them. Do you wear socks? No, I think I like it. Yeah, but will Stevie like it? She doesn't have sweaty feet. She doesn't wear socks. She doesn't wear socks... Maybe try. I want you to try. rolling over. We're gonna. How does it work when you do that? Oh, yeah, I hit. the side zipper. My ankle's hitting. My ankle's in. there. I can't... hurt. That's a problem. That's a problem. That feels horrible. Okay, she doesn't want it... She doesn't want it.

She doesn't want it. It's gonna be bruising. Next product. Okay, while you're still in bed, we have. lazy reading glasses for 12.99. They're glasses with a 90 degree prism so you can read or watch. TV while you're lying down. Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. That's my. So... I'm seeing my own chest. Oh, this is great... Oh, there you are. Do we have something to read?.. Hello... Oh.

How do I look? Where is it? Do you have it? Oh, it's a handwritten note. I can hold it all the way down here. Look, I'm so relaxed. I can see it. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, go to the store. Five, six, buy me bricks. Seven, eight, give them to Rick. Nine, ten. He did it again... Rick slept with my wife. And in my culture, giving someone a brick is the worst kind of insult possible...

Take my brick, Rick. Oh, my God. I'm glad. And now that I'm looking at it, I don't see it. Is that what. You know what? I think the thing to do here... is if we wanted to have a conversation in bed, you know, with our partners, and in this situation, we are each other's partners. Just for... demonstration purposes. I can't see you, but you can't see me. The only thing I can see right now is down my own body. Well, so is there a way to. Can you. Can you bring your legs here?

What's happening? I'm just trying to... What? Well, what? I'm trying to. I can't see you. We kind of have to have a 69 conversation. So if you could get your legs. Oh, there you are. Oh, here, here, here, here. We're gonna have a 69 conversation. this way. If you sleep like this, Link. Oh, I can see your eyes. I can see your eyes. I can see your eyes. I can see your eyes. They're like Jar Jar Binks eyes. You're like a Jar Jar Binks. You're like Jar Jar Binks. Yeah. You are Jar Jar Binks right now.

We are Jar Jar Binks. We're 69. Jar Jar Binks. We are 69. Jar Jar Binks... conversation. initiated. I kind of need a pillow for my neck, though. See, Donna, do I look like Jar Jar Binks? You do. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Do I look like Jar Jar Binks? 69. conversation. Yeah, 69 is Jar Jar Binks conversation. Okay, so Stevie needs both of these. Yeah, yeah, Stevie needs both of these.

Okay, back to the desk. All right. Okay, next we have a Stanley cup... snack tray for 9.99. It's a silicone ball. Ball bowl for snacks that attaches to a Stanley Cup. Okay, so. if you can see over. Here, Link, it's not comfortable when you're in a seated position. So this is when I. You know.

Oh, I know. Why is it so hot? You're thir. Why is the water so hot? See how hot that water is? Why is it so hot? I don't know... Yeah. I don't know. You're boiling some. Well, for safety. It's sanitary. I feel like I need to be eating it without my hands. It feels like it's for a baby. So you can. You can just bite the edges of it. I just don't... What kind of situation might you find yourself in,

Stevie, where you would want something like this? I mean, one. I don't have a Stanley cup, but I am thinking about those little. You know, those little industry parties we have to go to where they pass around. little things and it's impossible to hold your drink and eat and talk. To people... because you have a... shake in your hand. You have a drink, and then you have the other thing, but then you need both hands to eat. This is it. Yeah. What if you just entered into one of those parties and they gave you. Like, a hot toddy? And all these snacks.

This is a good idea. I think for that reason. This is pretty great. You're gonna love it, Stevie. These are... Golden Arches brass knuckles for $16.99. They're 3D printed plastic brass knuckles because. certain brass knuckles aren't allowed in certain places. These are. Look at that. They're pretty subtle, too.

You just slip them on in the middle of the action. No one knows. You instantly become. Ronald McDonald. But here's what I do... I slip them on... and I hold them up in the distance, and you just think you're seeing the Golden Arches from a distance. You just think, boy, I'm Hungry. You just think it's a sign far away. I'd like a double cheeseburger, you know what I'm saying? Oh, we should go down to that... McDonald's a few blocks away. Boom. You see how I did that? A hot apple pie to the face. So to speak.

Yeah, that's right. You try them. Oh, oh, I want to do it this way. Oh, yeah, Wario. You warioed it. So. I don't think I'm gonna win in a fight with this. Yeah, that's probably true. You don't want that, Stevie. Okay. That easy. That promotes violence. Okay, hop over to the other side of the set. Oh, my goodness. This is a huge chair. I didn't see it. This is a giant camping chair for $99.99. It's a 5 foot...

5 inches tall... camping chair. $9,900... Yes. Join me. Join me in my chair. Join me. This is like back in the olden days when all the children shared a bed. So we got. We can have a six pack. fully. Loaded and a cooler. Now, Stevie, you like to camp a little bit? Yeah. I also like to go to an outdoor movie, you know? Yes.

And this you could get right on the front row. $100. for this. It's a bit. That's a bit. It's a bit big for novelty item. Because the thing that's convenient about this. You'Re a dad taking it to a. Well, a camp chair is the. kid. Let's fold it. How it feels to care. Football practice... You get to laugh one day, but then if you bring it every single time, you know. Cause this, you're an a hole. You're just a weirdo. I mean, do I look natural?

Do I look natural? I mean. you don't. You're not carrying it unnaturally. Can you get into it in different ways? Can it be one of those things? Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. You can get into it that way. That's one way you could get into it. Anyone could. Yeah, not just Stevie. You can put a leg up here. You can put a leg up here. That's true. And hold on, I bet you I can. Hold on. I'm just telling you. I bet you I can lean you back like that. I bet you I can lean you back...

Right? I think I can almost lay you down. So this is an adult jungle gym. Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Stop. I mean, do stop. Hold on, hold on. Actually, stop. I don't want it to slide. I'M going to throw you forward. What? And you're going to pop out. You're going... pop out onto the ground and then land like a gymnast. I don't want it. Two, one. I didn't even have shoes on. Yeah... All right, she needs this. Let's get in. Bring it.

Okay, up next we have the... Fart Launcher 3000. It's got your name. written all over it. Okay, so I've been told that... this will shoot some air, but I have to load it. with some fart smell. So there's a fart spritz that comes up here. Is that enough? Five, six times, Chase... Yeah. And then. Hold on.

Let me fart you with it. Let me try. You gotta. Then... you gotta pull it back. Maybe I should have pulled it back first. I don't know if I actually loaded it. Oh, hey. Ew. Stevie, let's see if we can hit you from there. You gotta really load it up. yeah.

I think this could be a thing, but I feel like it needs to be stronger. It travels. Butt heads. But it needs to be stronger. You pull up with the giant camping chair at the outdoor movie and. you whip out a fart luncher. No one complains because they're cool person. No one complains because they can't get close enough to you. Oh, it still... stinks real bad. Yes. Yes. I gotta say, I've farted a lot in my life, and. I've never farted anything that smells like that... I don't know who the test subjects were.

It smells like a raccoon that's been in a dumpster. I've done something kind of like that. Oh, you have? All right, give it to him, Stevie. You're gonna. You're gonna be popular. Okay, back over to the other side. We have a toilet. You gotta lift the lid. This is the original toilet mirror for 19.99. It's a small mirror that attaches to your toilet seat. to help with toilets.

When you're vomiting into the toilet, you can look up and be like, oh, yes, that's me vomiting into the toilet. Say, promise me you will never do this again. Yeah. You don't drink this much. Look at yourself... You. Yes. Don't do this. Three drinks max. It could also be used to wipe. I don't know. You guys have both. trained kids on the toilet. I haven't. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't use a mirror, I'll tell you that. Yeah. How would this be helpful to your process? Keep Wiping. until there's nothing on the paper.

Well, Stevie, the question is, how would this be helpful for your process? Yes, Stevie, because this isn't about kids. Now, I will say I wouldn't use this for kids because I don't want a kid to. go to a public restroom and be like, where's the mirror. Mommy? There's no mirror in there. Yeah, we don't need you to be dependent on the mirror. So this could be good for. Well, let me try this. Oh, what you see there? I see my belly button. I think there could be some sort of,

I don't know, manscaping... Sit on it. Prison pee style. Prison pee style? Yeah. Turn around... That's how they. This is how you pee in prison. How you know about this. TikTok. But they don't let you take this kind of thing into prison... In fact, the mirror in prison I've been seeing on Prison Talk. is. plastic. No, it's just metal. Just metal. It's metal. They don't let you have any glass.

Okay? And we can't have this in prison, Stevie, so stay out of trouble. Yeah, I think maybe I. But I think. Help me with this. Maybe I'm good without this. Are we gonna put this in the box? Oh, yeah. You know what? Let's put this on the box. Okay. Okay... Good, smart, smart. Stevie. You're racking up. That is good the way you're giving it. You're giving it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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How do the eyes look? Great. One second. What happened to boss? Oh, I hope it's not stuck to the back of my. I remember none of that. Yeah, good point.

Up next, we have a chicken legs decanter and glasses. for... For $99.95. Another hundred dollar thing. So typically this would be wine, but. that doesn't look like wine. Is it chicken stock? it's chicken noodleless soup. There you go... And then one for. Now, Stevie, you like to entertain. This would entertain me. Stevie likes to show up.

at. I don't think she's ever thrown a party. Is that wrong? Or maybe not show up. I like to. The part I like is the leaving part. But I will show up. And it's hard to leave the party that you do at your own house. This looks like a decapitated bird. Even though this is supposed to be the head. It doesn't feel like it. Yeah, that's unpleasant. So that's kind of grody. Unpleasant or unfezant. I'm just not. I don't see a use for this. Because the...

You know what the one thing about this is? It makes decantering... not too pretentious. I do like that... Decanting, decanting. See, I can't even. You're already very unpretentious. Yeah, I'm gonna decanterine some stuff. Okay. All right. So. we're not gonna give it. We're not gonna give this to you, Stevie. Okay. Thank you. We're gonna put this over here. Cause we are pretentious. Back over. No, no, not back over. I thought this was big, but it's not. It's destiny. It's right here. I see it.

It's coming over. Marshmallow roasting reel. Real. for $24. This is not it. This is just for fire purposes. You can't have this, Stevie. Here we go. There it is, Rhett... Oh, let me see this. So we've got a retractable. fork. Oh, did I break it? So you put. And then here, put something on that. And I'll be way over here, away from the fire. Okay,

I see what happens here. Put the dingle on the dingle dong. Oh, okay. Oh, me. then. No, not like that. I don't know how to not like that. Other way. Other way. I don't know how you would do that. It's like you're fishing. You're fishing for an evenly cooked dog. And does it go both directions? It goes both ways... Yeah. A little Rotate and dab. And then you can try to eat it, and I can make it frustrating. Too early... Too early.

It's too early. It's too early, man. I'm not gonna eat a wiener. That's just been. That's only been on the fire for, like, 30 seconds. Oh, well, I'm not gonna let you eat it. I'm not gonna even try. Just try. Come on. No, this is like when you slow the car down and try to let me get in it. I'm not gonna. I'm not doing that either... I'm not doing. I'm not falling for it. He can't help himself. I'm afraid I'm going to get pierced. Okay. And. I don't need one of those piercings. Well, that's. I mean, this is a tough. This is a tough thing to do for people.

A lot of people have trouble with the turning of the marshmallow stick. Yeah. Because the wiener stick, it would just be like this. I mean, let me tell you how much harder that is than what I was doing. You're actually pretty good at it. It takes two hands. whereas this one. takes two hands in a different way. Yeah. Yeah. Right? So you're saying I can't get that. fire. desk fire. thing as part of this? No, it's not for gifting. Would you like it, Stevie? All right. What,

this? You'd like that? Okay, I'm gonna throw it in the box. Yes. Let's do it. Does it have a thing to kind of. I don't like this... I think this is. so. Actually. Maybe. It's just gonna. Maybe for. So, yeah, it's just gonna burn forever. Maybe. For kids, this would be good. But. not for our Stevie. Not for Stevie. Okay. Well, I think you got a pretty nice package, Stevie. Yeah. Thanks, boys. I appreciate it. I don't know if we're gonna be able to seal it up with that chair in it,

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