Are These New Products Worth It?

Today we're testing strange new products against old fashioned ones. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. A new year means new beginnings for goals, for adventures, and maybe even for products. Yeah, there's a whole world of new fangled takes on the old. products we've been using forever. And symbolically. the balance of this year hangs on whether or not these new products are any good.

So, let's hope they got it right. It's time for New Tool or Old School. Is scooping your ice cream boring? Apparently somebody thinks so because They've invented an ice cream roller. Here it is. It costs $20 dollars. Well, this costs $67 dollars. This is, you know, like a traditional ice cream maker. The Mythical Kitchen has made some vanilla ice cream. Let's see how boring scooping ice cream is. Link.

Ooh. Open. Well, but is eating boring? Open. Hmm. Okay. You want a second try? I'll let you have that. Ooh, that tastes good, though. I need to focus on the new tool. You're the old school guy. Dollop yourself. Now, um, contrary to popular belief, this is not just a frozen metallic. tray that you take ice cream mix and pour on and then mix together and.

then create some rolled experience. It's much more than that. That's so good. How much more? I don't know. That may be it, honestly. Um, this tray has been frozen overnight, so it's, like, very frigid. And you're supposed to take and mix. Oh, goodness. It's already freezing down there. You're supposed to mix this stuff up.

Hold the tray for me. Hold the tray. There you go. The tray. Oh, cold! The tray I know it's cold. It's frozen. You got gloves? Got gloves? Got gloves? Got, got milk, got cream. So, it's kind of like making an egg, right? I've seen people do that. Like, making an omelette. You seem like you're at one of those, uh, ice cream shops right now. So if you keep doing this over three minutes, and I'm prepared to do that.

It turns into ice cream, right? See, I'm starting to get some ice cream right there. Now, if you have issues with, like, scraping ice off of windshields, you're not gonna love this because this is, this is exactly that. I'm scraping ice cream. But it doesn't make an unpleasant noise. But it feels a little It feels like you should just let it sit. And then you should scrape it. Is he supposed to be mixing it the whole time? Mikayla told me to mix it for three minutes. Okay, alright, okay. You're the old school guy.

What? Right now I'm holding the new school. You're the old school guy. I'm seeing the pictures of the final product. I'm just saying the picture doesn't show mixing. It shows pouring, waiting, and then scraping. What is the mixing doing? Why are you upset? How do you get those cool rolls that they have in the picture? That's later. That's after you let it sit. So after it turns into ice cream, I'm gonna spread it back out. I'm gonna spread it back out. It looks like caulk. And the little spatulas look like that.

It doesn't smell like caulk. I'm right next to it. If you're getting good at this, I could think it could be some. sort of like a zen exercise. The other thing I love about this is it takes up more room in your. freezer and Lord knows we have room to spare in our freezers for something. to sit there and not be used for. Don't bring that up again. I got hate for it. Your three minutes are up with the mixing, I've been told, so. you can nicely spread and leave.

Which is what my gynecologist says to me. Hold on, you gotta quit spreading before you leave, though. Spread and then leave? I think you arrive, then spread, then you leave. No, then you unspread, then you leave. I've never been. I'm gonna spread this out, and then I'm gonna leave. Make it pretty now. I'm trying to do my best and it's probably not worth it. No, no, you do your best. Get it real, real smooth. Oh, yeah. Real smooth. I'm smoothing it. Get it real smooth.

How smooth can you get it? How smooth is it? This is nice. We went to a pipe shop in college and Pipes by George and we would ask. him, uh, what's that tobacco like? And he would be like, Oh, that one's real smooth. And then we'd be like, well, what, what's, what's that one like? And he said, oh, that one's real smooth. He never did not answer what a pipe tobacco was like without saying smooth. Did he make the pipes? Yeah, pipes by George. I know, but he like, he crafted pipes?

It wasn't George actually, was it? It was, uh, like George's friend. Woo! Pipes by George's friend. Pipes by, George was making pipes. His friend was selling them. I've made my smooth. Clockwipe. All right, it's a little soggy on top, but we're impatient. So it's been over three minutes. Ready to scrape? Because they have this beautiful little rolls. Make perfect rolls just like the picture. Uh, uh, uh, uh, roll, roll.

Roll, roll, roll, roll, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. He made a roll. Oh, yay. He made a roll. And then they, they like to stack them a little bit. Yeah, they do. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Imma make a big roll. Oh, No. Oh, double roll. You wanna feel what it's like, I'd love for you to feel it, friend. Oh, friend. Let's go together. Friend. We won't. This is gonna be a big fold. Actually, let me do that.

You just take that one. This is the fun part. Gotta get it to roll. I can't get it to roll. It's too thick, friend. Friend, you made it too thick, friend. Yeah, we made it too thick. It's hard for me to be smooth when you made it so thick. Just keep going. And go at more of an angle. Like that. Oh yeah, just like George taught us. Just like George taught us. He said make it smooth. When you get your ice cream roll, do it smooth. And pop it. Oh! Oh! It looks like a Swiss cake roll. See, if you really It's kind of like rolling a yoga mat.

If you really Mm hmm. get started use a spatula for that. I rolled a yoga mat this morning. Oh. Did you do some? Did you also do something on it? Well, it's so exhausting to roll it. All right, that. The one that, um. Can I, can you give me the that. I did in the middle is the best one. Look at that one. That's the one I did, man! You [bleep]! Let me have some of that! I was so excited about that roll.

It's, it's, I mean, that's fun, and it's soft. The consistency is, that's delightful, pretty great. But the amount that it makes, and the time it takes, and the work it. takes. Don't, don't point that out. And it still costs $20. Those ice cream rolls are something impressive though. You know what I'm saying? I've never been to somebody's house and seen that. And it melts pretty quickly, I mean look at look at how this one is faring. But you're right, it's not a lot of ice cream.

Hmm. It's only $20 though, this is $67. But it takes up room in your, uh, freezer. Well, this takes up room in your cabinet. It, it, um, it's limited quantity. This is also a limited quantity. Just slightly more. And you do, you have to freeze this whole thing. You have to freeze this whole thing. That takes up more room in the freezer. So, I don't know. I guess. You have to plug this one in. I didn't want to like it, but okay, I like it.

I do like it. Did my devil's advocating convince you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun to do. It was different. Consistency was splendid. Ice cream roller, new tool. Oh, we got bugs! Oh, we got bugs! Oh, what are these called? Fainting beetles? These are called fainting death beetles. Death fainting beetles. What? Is that what they do when they bite you?

No, no, no, don't go down there. They make you faint and die? No, I hope not. They fake that they're dead by fainting. Like this one's doing right here. See that? He thinks, I'm buying it. I'm not. This one's like, I'm trying to get out. He's faking dead. Oh, watch this. They can turn over with a really cool twist of the leg. Watch, watch, watch. He's shaking as if he's dead. Turn over, young beetle. What? Turn over, young beetle. I'm trying to make it do the things I want it to do. Well, I just need to I don't know.

I just need to catch him. Ooh, I want it to turn over. It's so cool the way they do it. Well, I'll catch this guy. Okay. Alright. You're using the old school method of a, of a jar. I just caught, I just caught a beetle and then Well no, but then you had to take. the piece of paper and slide it under. You know, remember the old school way. Alright, so here we go. Oh my god! If I saw this in, on my kitchen floors. Oh, a two for one? Oh! He flipped over. And then.

Yay! Ah! Okay. Okay. That was so cool, Link. I got it. And I'm gonna put holes in this. And I'm gonna put that on there. And here's what I have. I have the Carson Bug U 5, BugView 5X Magnifier Quick Release Bug Catching Tool. This thing's $15. Okay. So this thing is $15. Not bad. Basically it's a one-handed thing and it's made, they say it's made to.

like help kids get over their fear of bugs, which I don't really understand. because usually kids don't have these. Um, but hold on. You're saying they don't have fear of bugs. They usually don't have one of these. 'cause it's like, I, the reason I'm scared of bugs is because. I don't wanna touch 'em. This allows me to not touch 'em. Uh, you know what I'm saying? Like I thought if you want to get over your fear of bugs, you like hold it in your hand. Well this is a good start. Playing with it in a controlled environment. So it has this magnifying glass. You put it on top and then you slowly slide it. So it's kind of doing the paper thing.

It's got an orange tongue. And then you got him in there. And then you can, oh gosh. He's five times bigger. And you can move him anywhere now. You can transport him. Get a look, get a look. Oh God, he's bigger. Don't you do it! The only reason I didn't do it is out of concern for him, not you. Cause I didn't know what would happen. You'd shoot him across the room, wouldn't you? I mean, yeah, yeah.

I was ready though, I was ready. I'd pulverize him into my uh, penis, I guess. Yeah, that's what you do with bugs. Push them right into the penis. That's where you land it. This is, I mean, let's see if it works for me. You know, if I, I mean, the fact that it makes the bug bigger, and. scarier, but trapped completely. It makes it more of an observational thing. This is, this is pretty cool. This is for people who like to catch bugs in their house and then let them go.

I mean, that's not me. But, uh, I like to, I like to tell the bugs, or I like to show the bugs. why they're not welcome in my house. But, I understand, some people don't believe in that. Watch this, watch this. Watch him do the leg thing to flip over. It's so pleasing. Look. Huh? Huh? Oh! Dang! No more of those shenanigans. Can your grandma do that? Yeah, Grandma, watch this. Learn from the bugs.

So, couple of, couple of benefits. Kids education and, um, what's the word, when you grow accustomed to it? But also just getting stuff out of your house. I love this. How about introducing him to a fake bug and see if he falls in love with it? It's kind of like an AI relationship, but bug version. He's inspecting it, he's inspecting it, uh huh. He's always going to the backside. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you. We are loving this. Checking out the backside. And we are, so, we're saying hold on.

He's in love! Give this romance a second to blossom! I just don't really believe in bug romance, I'm sorry. They don't even have skeletons, how could they have feelings? Hold on. He has a, what do you call it, a proboscis? Oh! Ah! Proboscis? He's picking it up! He's taking it with him! Oh. Look! Come back to my bedchamber. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna scoop both of you up and you can continue this on your own time.

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Welcome to the backyard zone, by the way. Sitting, sitting here just chillin in our natural grass environment. Yep, in our chairs. Here's a conundrum. You sittin down, but you need a beer, or some sort of beverage, and. your cooler is a long ways away. Now what? You left for dead? Ho, ho, ho, no you're not, Link. Holy moly! Good gracious.

Welcome to the stage. The Sharper Image American Flag Rover Cooler! This thing holds 30 beverages. It is remote controlled. It can go 6 miles per hour. And it only costs, $450! What?! Yep! Yep! $450! Woo! Bring it back. Bring it back. Here we go.

Alright. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Oh, what's that you say? Does it play music? I'm so tight, so stressed, need someone to rub my neck. Is that all it plays? It's bluetooth, right? I like the way you work my muscle guys. Put some oil on my back, give me a two handed attack. I had a really hard week, and I want you to rub my feet.

I'm so stiff, so stressed, need someone to rub my chest. Oh yeah, that's the spot. I like the way you work my booty knots. See, you don't have to stand up to have a good time. Yeah, you know what? You deserve a drink. That's us at the retirement home. What you want? Could I interest you in a V8? Oh, thank you. Now, I got just what they call a cooler. Oh, yeah, you do. You know, um, this thing, it's got ice, it's got drinks in it,

and boy, this Topo Chico is cold. And I can move it by just grabbing this retractable handle and doing this. And if it's over there, whoop, I can pull it back. Does it play music? No. Does it have a bottle opener? No. Neither does this. Seriously? It does not have a bottle opener. Come on, let me, there's gotta be, ow, that's my foot.

You got, so if I use this, okay, there we go. Oh, okay, yeah. But that's not really supposed to be a bottle opener. It's just plastic. Maybe, I don't know, I got it. Mm hmm. But I still had to stand up. You know, the amount of time it would have taken you to maneuver that. thing over to me, for the backside. What if I don't want the American version? Do they? Let me, let me see if it'll give me a ride.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. There you go. You wanna go Superman on it? Here we go. This thing is strong, man! I mean. Whoa! It's no longer. Here we go. It's no longer turning to the right. Okay, let me lean off the. There we go.

Au revoir! I like it, man. How do you feel about it? I like it. I feel very patriotic. And if you want a cooler ride. You just, uh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoo! If you're trying to increase your sperm count. If you've, uh, taken a trip to the beach right after a vasectomy.

Now, the only other design it comes in is, uh, it says beer delivery on the side. You either have oh, no, you just break it. That's cool. Okay. Beer delivery. Try to close the lid by, yeah.

I mean, this definitely gives you something to do while drinking, I guess. I can't get it. Oh, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it. What are you trying to do? I closed it. You charge the thing for 10 to 12 hours and then you let your pets, kids, and drunk neighbors ride on it. Oh yeah, this thing's not gonna get past a weekend.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. $450. My suspicion is, it says it can be, it can go on the sand, and I know. we didn't test it, but I think if I take this thing to Myrtle Beach. and put it on the sand. I have high doubts that it's actually gonna go. I mean, how, how could it? I actually know someone who could test this. Yeah, that's true. So I have my doubts about it, but I don't even think I want. to find out, uh, for $450. No, we're saying, old school is the way to go.

Hey, but we had some new discoveries today. We discovered that we like our ice cream rolled and our bugs magnified. Mm hmm. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Mari. And I'm Hannah. And we just graduated from medical school. Doctor. Doctor. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Congrats, doctors! Click the top link to see us get grilled on our knowledge. of how the human body works in Good Mythical More. And to find out how the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.

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