Are These Bad Gifts?

Can we give the perfect Valentine's Day gifts. to perfect strangers? Let's talk about that. ((Intro Music)). Good Mythical Morning. Have you ever put a ton of thought into a gift. for a loved one, only for them to not like it? Of course you have. We all have. But why have we all have? Do we not know our loved ones well enough, or is. gift giving such a crapshoot that a husband has as good.

of a chance of picking out the perfect gift. as a complete stranger? Meaning the two of us. That's the question we're gonna answer today. It's time for. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Wouldn't It Be Funny. If We Gave Your Lover a Better Gift Than You? In Front Of Like, The Whole World? Welcome to the Yes Stranger, No Danger Zone. Stevie, how does this work? - [Stevie] Okay, work sons, we're about to bring in. a series of couples you've never met before. Then you'll both compete against one member of.

each couple to guess which Valentine's Day gift their. partner would want the most. And at the end, the winner's gonna get a little something. Oh, well, you made that sound dirty. Oh, like a date? Like, are we gonna break up a couple and then have. to date them because? Well, no, because that would. require us breaking up with our significant others. You can't do that. I know, that's why I have this concerned look on my face. Oh, me too. ((Upbeat Music)). - [Stevie] Please say hello to our first couple, Chelsea and Farroh.

Hello, Chelsea and Farroh. Hello. - [Link] Alright, so, I wanna ask them questions, but I. guess I can't ask questions. Not yet. Not yet. No questions yet. We have to see our V Day gifts, Link. I wanna, okay. No, you can't get to know them, that's cheating. I don't wanna know anything about you, yet. - [Stevie] Okay, here are the Valentine's Day gifts. up for grabs this round. First,

We have a stainless steel vacuum insulated. 40 ounce Stanley Cup. - [Link] Nice. - [Stevie] Next up, a year long subscription to the Wine. of the Month Club and all the countless good times. that come with having two bottles of wine delivered. to your door every month. - Okay. - Okay. Alright. - [Stevie] You can also choose a couple's spa day at one of. LA's coziest luxury spas, the Larchmont Sanctuary Spa, where you'll enjoy a couple's massage, a romantic copper. bath experience, and more.

Nice! - [Stevie] And finally, you could grab a 6,000 plus piece. Lego set of Hogwarts. It brings all the wonder of the magical world of Harry. Potter in a two foot tall recreation of the iconic. castle, valued at nearly $500. What? That's a lot of pieces! Dang! That's a lot of time! - [Link] Okay. - [Stevie] So now that you see the gifts up for grabs, Chelsea. and Farroh, you're going to use your white boards. now that are, so nicely designed around your neck.

Oh, that's what those are. - [Stevie] And. - [Rhett] I was gonna say the name tag seemed a little excessive. ((Laughing)). - [Stevie] Which one would you want the most, Chelsea? Write down your answer on your whiteboard. - [Rhett] Don't watch them write. Don't watch them write because then we might know. how long they're writing. So we just got to make eye contact. Let them do their thing. - [Stevie] Farroh, which one do you think Chelsea wants the most? - [Link] Okay. - [Stevie] Write down those answers right now. - [Link] I'm not, I'm just looking, I'm looking at Rhett. I'm not even looking out the side of my eye. Alright. - [Rhett] Are y'all done? Farroh, do you have it?

I do. Chelsea, do you have it? Yes, I have it. - [Stevie] Okay, so Rhett and Link, you may now, get to know. Chelsea a little bit before you write down your guesses. I don't know how to put this other than, what. color is your pee typically? ((Laughing)). - [Link] What's that got to do with Harry Potter? Nothing! Well, I know where you're going with that, but I'm gonna go with yellow. - [Rhett] Yellow? Okay. Do you, like, can you use a Pantone?

Oh, see, more specific. - [Rhett] Yeah. It's generally in the clear range. Okay, you see where I'm going with that? Healthy, healthy. See where I'm going with that, Mr. Hydration? Clear but yellow. - [Rhett] Well, you don't want it to look like Sprite. I mean, I know yours does. - [Chelsea] Healthy. Healthy yellow. Fizz and all. It's never been, purple? Uh, no. Not that I'm aware of. I mean, can you drink enough wine for it just. to come out as wine? Okay, I wasn't really going for the wine.

I was going for the Stanley Cup. I was trying to find out how important. hydration was to Chelsea. - [Link] Okay, alright. Well, I was trying to figure out, have you ever peed wine? No. - [Link] Okay. Well, it's probably come out in the pee, but I didn't see it. - Right, right, right. - You didn't taste it? I'm sorry. I started things off on the wrong foot. Okay. I'll be quiet for a little bit. Chelsea. would you please?

Cast a spell and be very as specific as you can on. Farroh here. Cast a spell on him. ((Laughing)). All my Harry Potter knowledge is going totally aside. Just make something up. Alohomora. ((Laughing)). Hello, Gamora. Yeah, I saw. ((Laughing)). I saw Guardians of the Galaxy as well. Now, what did that, what were you hoping to. accomplish with that? That's not really for a human, it's, I think. it's to unlock a door. ((Laughing)).

Well, hold on, let's see what happens with Farroh. ((Laughing)). - [Link] Get anything open. ((Laughing)). Nothing? Nothing. - [Link] Anything loosened? - [Chelsea] That's all I got. All good. - [Link] Okay. Chelsea, how do you pronounce L-G, I mean, sorry, L-E-G-O? How do you pronounce that? Lego. - [Rhett] Okay. ((Laughing)). Okay. And what is the plural of? Lego. - [Rhett] Oh! That was quick!

That was quick! Chelsea, would you please mime your daily skincare routine. Sure. ((Laughing)). - [Rhett] Okay. She listens to music while she does it. Yeah. - [Link] Okay, yes, splash, splash. Let's get it all. - [Chelsea] Moisturizer. It's like on the spot. It's toner. She's still going. That's toner. - [Chelsea] And then I have.

((Laughing)). Hey, I've seen all I need. Do you have any more questions? Cause I'm ready. How was the last party the two of you attended together? How did she act? Very calm. - [Link] At the end of the night? Yeah. Just for the last seven months. Oh, you're preggo! I am preggo. Congratulations. Okay, I didn't learn anything then except. that you're pregnant. It's 8 months, by the way. Okay. ((Laughing)).

- [Chelsea] For the last 8 months, it's been a little calm. Before that though? You mean before that? No. ((Laughing)). - [Link] Okay, I've heard enough. Alright. - [Stevie] Alright Rhett and Link, write down what you think. Chelsea would want out of these four gifts. Oh man, this is, knowing that she's pregnant. Alright. How confident are you in your answer that you're. not about to show us? I'm about 90% sure.

- [Link] 90%? Okay, alright. Okay, I'm not 90%, but I'm going with the wine. because, you're ready to get back on that horse. in just a month or two. I'm going with spa day because toner. ((Laughing)). You know, not everybody had, I mean, toner. That's like a next level kind of thing. And every pregnant woman needs some pampering. Right. - [Stevie] Okay, Farroh, what were you thinking?

I said wine. Oh! Yes. Yes. - [Stevie] Okay, y'all, it all comes down to this, Chelsea. Which gift would you want? Oh yeah, I'm getting on that. Yeah. You're coming home with me, baby. ((Laughing)). You know what, that's right. You are! We're giving you this wine subscription, yes. That's how we do here. We're giving you a subscription to wine, girl. Yes! And do I get the spa day to soothe myself.

for getting that wrong? - [Stevie] We'll talk about that later. Okay. I will take the, the Lego set just cause it. looks like I can eBay that and make a lot of money. You're so naked. ((Laughing)). Whoa, don't touch without asking. Come on, Chase. This is my sister. ((Laughing)). What? This is my nephew. ((Laughing)). Chase is an uncle! What? - [Link] Chase! I'm gonna get some wine. ((Applause)). Why have we never met, Chelsea?

We have. We have met. ((Laughing)). Yeah, yeah, yeah. She walked me to the door on my first day. - [Rhett] Yeah, right. Why have we never met? I was like, oh, he's gonna find out. He just, he already has. Well. ((Music)). - [Stevie] Please say hello to our next couple, Mike and Jordee. Hello Mike and Jordee. - [Rhett] Is that short for something? Jordan, but I've been called Jordee my whole life. - [Link] Okay. Yeah. Stevie, what are we picking from this round? - [Stevie] Well, if Cupid will join me, right?

All right, our first. - [Rhett] Oh, he's supposed to be Cupid. ((Laughing)). - [Stevie] We have up for grabs a romantic dinner at the iconic. Yamashiro Hollywood where you can sample a tasteful menu of. Asian fusion dishes and enjoy breathtaking views of LA from. atop the Hollywood Hills. Oh! Wow. Total package. - [Stevie] Also choose a Theragun, give yourself a pain relieving. massage whenever you feel like it with the best and. most sought after personal massager on the market.

We also have a visit from a professional maid service. who will come to your home to deliver a beautiful. deep clean, leaving your nest cleaner than it was. the day you moved in. - [Stevie] Wow. Cleaning the walls. - [Stevie] Or! Two tickets to see the soon to be world champions. Los Angeles Dodgers. Enjoy a Dodger Dog as you watch Shohei Ohtani in. action from these prime seats at Dodger Stadium. Okay. - [Stevie] Those are the gift options. And this round, Rhett and Link, you're going.

to be guessing what Mike wants the most. So. Well. Okay, you should have told me that first. ((Laughing)). - [Stevie] You're gonna use your whiteboards, Mike and Jordee. Of these four, which one would you want the most, Mike? And write that down. And Jordee, which one do you think Mike wants the most? And we're gonna look at each other. That's right. We're not gonna see. You're gonna hug yourself? - [Rhett] I gotta get rid of my periphery.

- [Link] I like this game, it's fun. - [Rhett] It's a fun game. Don't look! - [Stevie] We're ready. Oh, you're ready? - [Stevie] Yeah, so why don't you get to know Mike a little bit. before you make your guesses? How long, how long have you guys been together? It'll be eight and a half years. Ooh, seems like Jordee should know you pretty well. - [Mike] I hope so. How has she been, giving you Valentine's gifts in, in previous years? Very good. Very good, that's a thing for y'all. Good track record. Okay, okay. Mike, if, you and I were, on a fishing trip. And, we caught a big old tuna.

And we brought it up on the boat that we were on. And I said, Mike, I'm going to give you a choice. We can cut up this tuna and cook it and eat it. Or we can just cut up this tuna and eat it. Which would. ((Laughing)). Which scenario would you choose? I would choose the cut up and. Just cut up and eat it. Whoa!

I'm feeling something! I also heard it! I heard the answer too! Yeah, you see how I got it? That was sly! Yeah, that was sly. That was sneaky. You didn't know where I was going with that. What you're doing there. Quick! Look! At the, at the Jumbotron. You're on the kiss cam! What do you do? ((Laughing)). I couldn't leave. ((Laughing)). You can leave, you can leave the thing if you want to. Oh!

Okay, alright, okay, alright. Wow, seems like the romance is kinda mellowed out. - [Rhett] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! I was hoping for a little show. ((Laughing)). - [Stevie] Why? How is that helpful to the game? It's not helpful to the game. ((Laughing)). Because, yeah. That's a good point. Alright, well, Mike. Let's forget that happened. That was nice though. - A little peck. - It was nice.

Complete this sentence. If you build it. They will come. - [Link] That was easy. Yeah. A little awkward, but easy. Yeah, yeah. Mike, could you touch yourself, on the shoulders? And then tell me, on a scale of one to ten, how. tight you are right now. I'm like a 7 out of 10 tight. Okay, alright. 7 out of 10 tight. - [Link] See, I. - [Rhett] You know what he could use?

I don't think. Sushi! I don't think we're being sly enough. I think, I think he's messing with us. Is he a stinker? That's what I thought. - [Rhett] Is he a stinker? ((Laughing)). Mike, is it currently illegal or legal to chew. tobacco in the Major Leagues. It's illegal. - [Rhett] Okay. See how quick, oh, now he's unsure about himself. - [Stevie] Okay, do you guys have what you need to guess. what Mike would pick?

Oh, what? Look, you're on the kiss cam again! No, no, no, no. Oh, wow. Oh! - [Rhett] Oh, yeah! We have our winners! All right. Okay, What? Oh! Yeah, yeah! ((Laughing)). It's not the dance cam. They don't just keep coming back. It's different. It's not fan of the game. It's a different thing. Okay. This is, this is tough because I think Mike's kind of. messing with us a little bit.

Wow, this is not easy. - [Link] Okay. All right, what did you say? I said Dodger tixs. I also said Dodger tixs. I just kind of came back to they're valuable, even if you've. never been, you're not into it, you want to go once. It's a good experience. He's got on Dodger shoes. Oh. Yep. - [Stevie] Jordee, what did you think? Same thing. - [Link] Yes! - [Stevie] Okay, Mike, it all comes down to this. Mike! Mike! - [Stevie] What did you want?

Dinner! I almost said dinner! Dang it! I got so close, it was down to dinner and Dodgers! But, you can have dinner at Dodgers! ((Laughing)). You can have sushi at the Dodgers! Why does that make Jordee feel like crap? The Dodgers have a game 81 times a year. Can never, you know, we haven't been to. this restaurant, so. - [Stevie] Well, Cupid, come on out. Let's get those, dinner situations and, and, Cupid, it looks like you will be going. with Mike, to The Yamashiro!

Sorry, Jordee. Yeah, Mike. ((Laughing)). - [Rhett] Oh, oh, oh! ((Laughing)). Is that your brother? I do not know this man. You don't know Mike? - [Link] He just kissed you. I mean, this is the spot apparently. ((Laughing)). I'm excited to see who I meet next. ((Laughing)). Mike and Jordee, we would love for you to. enjoy the sushi on us, so. Not on us, but at the restaurant. - [Link] Yeah, yeah, at the restaurant.

You have plenty to, of conflict to resolve. Thank you very much. Yeah, thanks guys. ((Music)). Quick reminder, the third issue of our comic book. series, Blood Oath, is available via the Mythical. Society 3rd Degree, but, if you're not already a 3rd. Degree member, you can join 3rd Degree quarterly or annual. by March 31st in order to get this amazing collectible item. MythicalSociety.com.

Stevie, who we got here? - [Stevie] Let's welcome our last couple, Maureen and Ben. - [Link] Hello, Maureen and Ben. - Hey. - Hello. ((Laughing)). How you feeling today? Great. Amazing. Is there romance in your hairs? Oh, yeah. Always, yeah. - [Link] Always? Okay. Okay, well, let's see what items we have on offer. - [Stevie] Our first possible gift is a kitschy 90's inspired couple's. photo shoot at Tom's One Hour Photo that will feature cute.

poses, classic picture day backdrops, and spotlight your. timeless love for each other. - [Link] That's nice. - [Stevie] Next up we have a Brooklinen Luxe Sateen bedding set. These buttery smooth sheets are ideal for. snugglers, and were rated one of the best overall sheets. to buy by Good Housekeeping. We have a bottle of Le Labo Santal 33, a woodsy. unisex and viral fragrance. Those words are, are, are attractive.

Viral fragrance. - [Stevie] Cosmopolitan named one of the 18 best. fragrances of all time. Sounds expensive. - [Stevie] And finally. A designer mini duffel handbag from luxury fashion. house Brandon Blackwood made of 100% leather. It's as timeless as it is contemporary. 100% leather, you said? You could put a couple of hot dogs in there. Or one really thick one. - [Stevie] You're gonna use your whiteboards around your neck.

Of these four, which one would you want the most, Maureen? And Ben, which one do you think Maureen wants the most? - Oh, we can't watch. - Look at each other. Can't watch them. Look at each other. This is quite a fun thing, we're doing. What, what a lovely looking couple over there. Oh, yeah, they look like they're in love. - [Link] I just, I just love getting in touch. with people that are in love. - [Rhett] Yeah. - [Stevie] Okay guys. Oh, we're back. - [Stevie] Yeah. Okay. Questions. How long y'all been together?

- Four and a half. - Coming up on five years. Okay, okay different perspectives. Yeah, glass half full, kind of. - [Rhett] Kind of the same thing. Okay. Maureen, do you consider like a strong deodorant. to be a perfume? Do I consider a strong deodorant to be a perfume? No. I consider that to be a deodorant. ((Laughing)). Okay, alright. I mean, it's an important question. because some people do.

- [Maureen] That's true, yeah. - [Rhett] You know? Alright, Maureen. I would like for you to reenact in as dramatic a. fashion, but also accurate to you as possible, reacting. to a purse thief snatching your purse, and of course, Ben, you are the purse thief. Go. Hey lady, give me that purse! Get away from me! Alright. No, no, no, Ben. Sorry. You're giving up too soon. Alright.

Give it to me! - [Link] Get the purse! You can't have it. Snatch it! Whoa! Give me that! ((Laughing)). - [Rhett] Dang, Maureen! - [Link] All right. She looks like one of those old boxing things. ((Laughing)). Dang! We know who wears the pants in this relationship. Well, you're both wearing pants. - Yeah. - Right now. Speaking of pants. But I'm saying, Maureen's in charge. Maureen, what do you have in your pockets right now? Nothing. Ha ha ha ha! ((Laughing)).

Yeah, you get it? See what I did there? So, do you guys sleep together? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What's that like? It's really good. It's, yeah, it's good. - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] Okay. It's comfortable. - [Link] What do you wear? Hey. Hey. - PJs. - PJs. We both have monogrammed. PJ sets that we wear. Whoa! Really? - [Maureen] Yeah. So, you made an investment there already. Well, we got them for each other, for separate.

I think mine were a birthday gift a couple years ago and. I got him some for Christmas. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Okay. Okay. So, they don't look the same? - No. - No. Okay. His are light blue and mine are navy. So, very different. What material are we talking about? Linen I think. - [Link] Oh. - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] So, they can be light. - [Maureen] Yeah. Alright. And then what, what's your configuration? The configuration is me on my back. Maureen needs to have the head on this shoulder. My phone with TikTok on this.

((Laughing)). I scroll. She falls asleep. I need some background noise. - [Rhett] I like that. Yeah. So, you're like, you're like no hands with it. And he's the scroller. - [Maureen] Yeah. But then, sometimes. - [Link] See? She's totally in charge. I told you. Well, so technically your For You page is. your For Y'all page. - Yeah. - Exactly. ((Laughing)). For me. - [Rhett] Okay, I like that, I like that. Okay, I have another question. And I would like both of you to do this.

If you were at a photo shoot, I don't know why. you would be, and the photographer was like, Okay, let's get a silly one! ((Laughing)). Oh. - [Rhett] Okay, okay, alright, okay. I think I'm ready. - [Stevie] Alright, write down your guesses. Do you have any questions for us? - [Stevie] Oh. What's your sleeping configuration? ((Laughing)). Well, typically, his head's on my shoulder. and I'm. - [Maureen] You're scrolling. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. - [Link] I'm a back sleeper with a dog on either side. And then my lovely wife, emanating so much heat. That I have to throw a leg out. Oh yeah, sometimes it can be hot. - [Stevie] Write down what you think Maureen wants. Throw a leg out? My own, not one of hers. Christy, throw a leg out. ((Laughing)). It's hot in here. Too much heat. - [Link] Okay. Are you writing? I'm done. Oh, you've already, you've already done it.

You were over there letting go of heat and. I was writing my answer. I had to go with the sheets. Oh, dang. After the monogrammed pajamas. I went with sheets as well. That they gifted at different times. Come on. I mean, they have quite an investment in. their sleeping time. - [Stevie] Ben, what did you think? I did not think it was the sheet. I thought that was too normal. So I went with the bag. - [Link] Pink bag, 100% leather. - [Rhett] The hot dog purse. Okay. - [Stevie] Okay, Maureen, it comes down to this.

Which gift did you choose? - [Rhett] The Sheets! - Oh! - Ben! Oh my God! Ben, I'm sorry, but she's got two guys who are. better gifters than you. We were just talking about getting new sheets yesterday. Right, which is why I didn't think it would be a good idea. Hey, Ben, Ben, you can make it all better. By taking those sheets and giving them to her right. now as if it's from you. Hey Maureen, thank you so much. Do you remember our issue with the sheets? Of course, we talked about it yesterday. Then check this out! ((Laughing)).

These are the core sheets, the only ones you need. Everything else is an accessory. You know me so well! - [Rhett] Oh, look at that! Congratulations guys! - [Stevie] And, congratulations to Link, who is now. officially Cupid Brian, and he also wins the hug. from Cupid for this round. Oh, really? Wow. - [Rhett] Now check and see if he's pregnant. I give, yes, I give you permission. I asked before, yeah. Here you go. Congratulations, Link. And thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.

Now y'all say, you know what time it is. You know what time it is. I'm Mikayla. I'm Preston. And we're from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And we just made shakshouka for Valentine's Day breakfast. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. They're eating shakshouka in Myrtle Beach. Seeing my dad, probably. Click the top link to watch us draft weird AI generated pick. up lines in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of. Mythicality's gonna land.

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