8 Things That Will Disappear in Your Lifetime

it's time to pay tribute to the 10. things that are going to disappear in. your lifetime let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning you know what. there's one thing that's true in life. and that's the future just keeps. happening the future just keeps coming. you got you can't try sometimes you try. to get out of the way of it and you're. like oh the future hit me right in the. face because you are a person you live. in a timeline and you are part of the.

past present and future at every single. moment in your life you know what one of. the things that happens when you're part. of that things that you love things that. you thought were just part of your life. things that you depended on they fade. away they're they move away remember the. VHS tape it was so big and you had to. rewind it you had to be kind and Rewind. yeah it but the future wasn't ugly it. was very ugly mean to the VHS tape it. wasn't kind we don't rewind anymore is. this a bedtime story can you snap out of. this for a second.

well what are we going to do here I'm. just trying to Captivate link you know. me well we're they're captivated so what. we've done is we looked around the. internet and we see that people have. agreed that there are certain things. that are going to be gone in our. lifetime if you're watching this and you. live a normal lifespan you're going to. see some things go away now we've picked. some of our favorite things that we're. going to miss the most and now we're. going to mourn them eulogize them if you. will all now we're playing music in post. to accompany our tributes it might as. well be Happ happening now because.

that's how I'm going to think about it. okay you first the US Post Office the. post office is going to go away because. people don't need to have some. government service to send mail because. people don't send the mail anymore in. the same way and I'm going to miss. standing in a long line waiting to see a. representative who is always in a great. mood to see me and then finally getting. there and feeling totally overwhelmed at. the different options for mailing a. summer sausage assortment to my cous. cous for Christmas I do that every year.

cousin here's looking at you and your. summer spoiler alert also I'll miss. mailman shorts because those are the. best shorts followed closely by softball. coach. [Music]. shorts. books e-readers are replacing paper. paged books it's a fact W I'm going to. miss the neurotic thought cycle of. licking my fingertip to turn one page. then thinking about what I'm picking up.

on my fingertip that I will then lick. off when licking my fingertip to turn. the next. page huh I'm going to miss that old book. smell if a story could fart that's what. it smell like and now it's gone my kids. will never smell a story. fart good. one are you done I'm done the check. check the personal check yes people use.

the debit cards and the credit cards now. you don't how to write on a check but. I'm going to miss writing them and. second guessing myself when it comes to. spelling any number correctly like. 14 which I always want to spell as. for for some reason is there an n and. for is there two n in for 14 14 sounds. weird when you think about it I'm. confused I'm also going to miss the memo. line of the check and using it as an. opportunity to embarrass My Friends by.

putting things like massage or illegal. drugs or bottled. fart you had a fart joke too yeah I did. well we couldn't get through a list. without a couple of fart jokes and we're. still pretty early yeah I got another. one no I don't CDs oh compact discs have. basically already gone to the. cloud I'll miss driving into the Sun and. instinctively reaching for the visor in. my car flipping it down only to have 27.

CDs fly out of the over stuffed overthe. visor CD holder into my. lap I will miss. that I'll miss that shelf Tower of CDs. that oh yeah someone has at their house. and you're visiting them and Y it gives. you an instantaneous complete picture of. who they are as a person oh you like L. Cool J Josh groin and. corn with a K you're a weird person.

yeah. CDs that's a good way we'll close it. we'll put a little liip Seas on it yeah. yeah that way you'll know I don't know. if I use that word correctly. privacy in America we say. [Music]. privacy all of the UK is currently much. of the UK is currently monitored by. closed circuit television and that's. going to happen around the world you got. satellites you got Google Earth I'm on. Google Street View you've seen that. episode we did my old house is on Google.

Street View with me on the porch I'm not. making this up he's not. lying I'm going to miss going out into. my fenced backyard and just for a moment. seeing what it feels like for my for the. sun to hit my bare. butt did that two weeks ago I actually. did that two days ago after you told me. about doing it's amazing but you're on. satellite now you're I'll miss seeing a. perfectly good egg roll left on a. stranger's Plate at a Chinese restaurant. and quickly grabbing it stuffing it in. my mouth.

you were there when I did that you had. you had half of. it. privacy glasses oh lasic surgeries and. more Advanced Techniques will make. glasses. obsolete I'll miss people of average. intelligence looking smarter than they. actually are yeah like. you no not like me oh I'm the exception. okay I'll miss glasses because I'll no. longer be known as the one with the.

glasses I'll just be known as the one. who used to wear glasses yeah you can. wear them just for fashion now plus. we'll have to redesign our logo because. I'm not willing to wear anything just. because of fashion that's pretty obvious. glasses. keys in the future we're going to open. doors with fingerprints and retinal. scans and gestures yeah we don't need. keys and with knobs I'll. miss always selecting the wrong key to. unlock my door even when I only have two.

on my key ring I'll miss the feeling of. absolute horror that overcomes me when I. realize I left the keys in the front. door overnight o and I'll miss key rings. made from animal parts like the classic. rabbit's foot the fashion forward. encased seahorse and my personal. favorite deer. balls. keys and. finally my wallet pain with cyber cards. and with thumb prints will be the way of. the future future people I'm going to.

miss the future people the way of the. future people comma people oh got. it I'm going to miss. Larry that's what I Nam my. wallet he was always there for me yeah. clinging to my butt cheek like a. barnacle on an ocean Pier if an ocean. Pier wore. pants anything stuck to that spot for. all these years deserves a severance. package I'll be pay being Larry 6 months.

Severance. wallet okay uh so those were some of the. things that we're going to miss and a. dramatic eulogy for each one of those. thank you for liking and commenting on. this episode commiserating with us and. yeah you can netflix.com R link it up oh. it's a great way to support the show and. get a free trial of Netflix for yourself. you know what time it is hey guys it's. Bianca Rose so brazila and I live in. Texas and it's time to spin the wheel of. mythicality we like a whole flock of.

birds on our Twitter I mean you would. not believe the things that are. happening over there every time we turn. around there's another tweet that's. flown off into the. uh Twitter cace R link also click. through the good myth Gore we got some. other intriguing things that have gone. the way of the dodo or will in your. lifetime gossip at the hair salon yeah. you're the stylist cuz you always like. it that's right okay honey Terry I want. you to know know that I am really going.

to give you a good shampoo today I'm. actually already doing itar did you hear. about Barbara I know I heard about. Walter her the she's a spy Espionage. yeah well with Walter well I was kind of. talking about the fact that they got a. hot tub that was the main thing that but. she's also a spy that's interesting. that's right that's the whole thing. she's a hot tub saleswoman that's. actually a spy I figured that people get. in the hot tub to test it out m and then.

lo and behold she's getting National. Secrets yeah well the way they the way. they look at each other I knew they were. up to something well you know what and. they went to Russia last year did you. hear about that trip they did they went. on a fighter jet and then they had. listening equipment and the whole way. they were going there they were hearing. people's political Secrets across could. you keep doing my heart across the. across the Ukraine and every where. where's the Ukraine it was below the.

fighter jet wow and I would don't get in. there hot tub you know why well I was. going to tell you you should get in. there hot tub because they throw a great. party do you want it py in the front or. do you want it. really hey man that guy in there's got. some flatheads man it's the FHS man he's. just he man just wait just wait he'll. come out we can jump him we can get some. Flathead. action flathead screwdriver you know. that's going to be the name of my store.

Flathead action.