8 Things Guys Secretly Want

it's time to reveal the secret desires. of men let's talk about that good. mythical morning we ask you to ask us. for advice on our Facebook page the. place to interact with us socially well. in addition to Twitter I guess but the. point is we hear your questions and then. we read them back to you and answer them. like the one from Gabby Stokes she says. what do you buy guys for Valentine's Day.

help this is great I want to bring focus. to this what'd you get a guy the answer. is you get that special guy in your life. the thing that he is embarrassed to get. for himself so that when he uses it in. public or enjoys it and whatever it may. be he can say well my girlfriend my wife. got this for me there was a built-in. excuse I gotta let her know I appreciate. it frees him up to enjoy the thing that. he secretly wanted but was too. embarrassed to get himself so what we've.

done is we've gone into our own hearts. and our own brains and we've come up. with a list of our secret desires that. we're now gonna make public these are. the things that our wives can buy for us. or you can buy for the man in your life. because I feel that we're you can buy. for us we have appeal by representative. of all men everywhere like what's the. first on your list number one for me a. spray tan. please don't do that I just I wanted the. process of it is fascinating to me I. want to experience or watch a video of. how it's done no I want to feel me being.

pelted with some sort of temporary I. could do that with a hose I could do. that in a way that it's not permanent or. semi-permanent by the way then I have a. spray tan which that's the part that I'm. not really excited about but I haven't. excuse one of my wife got it for me I. had to do it I secretly I'm glad that I. have it that's a little alarm that's a. weird one that was not on my list first. on my list was a loofah I've used it. once in a hotel room and it was they. don't put those in a hotel room that was.

one of this one knows of what it was. wanted think about it. you used somebody's loofah I liked them. I think the maid work got it out of. there somebody left it in there I don't. care if it was somebody's it would felt. really good it exfoliated my. Oh lather is unbelievable yeah I I. definitely have a loofah but I'm not. gonna pick one up and target I'm not. gonna do that no but you'll pick a used. one up in a hotel yeah Motel 6. next one on my list a gift certificate. to Panera I read Bo I just I just feel.

like my masculinity just is drained from. my body as I enter the Panera yeah. that's it I don't know it's like it's a. woman's later. you know there's breads and stuff being. baked it just seems like I shouldn't be. here you're gonna get in trouble for a. set but ironically I will say this no. women love Panera they only love it. that's all I'm saying I'm not saying. women cook Briggs I'm saying women love. Panera and when I'm there I want to like.

a woman's butt but uh but I do like it. second on my list ironically was that. spray stuff that smells like baked bread. you know what I'm talking about like. Realtors use it to know how do you even. know a real exists a realtor told me. about it he said psychologically people. like to buy houses that smell like. there's baking bread mmm makes them feel. like they're at home so you want to sell. there you can just know I was wondering. for myself I want my whole experience to.

be smelling like baked bread all the. time Panera yeah anywhere I go in my. house you want to take Panera with you. mm-hmm. no shame in that the next thing I want. I'm just putting out there toe socks I. mean it's it's like each toe has its own. I'm aware of how it works and then. there's a bloody sock right but comes. the real side but why do you want it I. don't I don't know what it feels like. it's like a glove for your foot yours is. like you have these curious you have. these curiosities that you want. satisfied I want to know what a.

spray-tan theism. I want to know what it feels like what. each one of my toes to have his own sock. you will deny that you have that feeling. I don't want to spend don't want toe. socks no I prefer did not wear socks at. all most of the time but I do want a. subscription to People magazine that's. next on my list. my wife specific my mom subscribes to. People magazine and I read the heck out. of the thing when I go back home for the. holidays do you read it in the bathroom. secretly no I read it openly in front of. family but that's because they've. accepted me for who I am who are you a.

man who likes People magazine I like to. know the obsession with a Lebanese also. in pasta too they also go to the beach I. don't know I just I'm just into it I'm. sorry my something I inherited from my. mom she's into that kind of thing she. reads the star magazine sometimes oh. yeah and the Enquirer - I have seen The. Enquirer before and she she doesn't. believe it but she likes it for. entertainment purpose my last thing on. my list I would like a secret Pinterest. account and I'd like all the things that.

are previously listed on my list to be. pinned on that setting you want pictures. of men and spray tans on your Pinterest. account I mean that kind of rain no I. want I want spray tan gift certificates. and like maps to spray tan places I. don't know how Pinterest works yeah I. want a secret account where I can figure. out how Pinterest works okay and last on. my list I'm really into jell-o molds but. I've never bought one for myself and I. would like an assortment of jell-o molds. and I would like them to be presented. before me and little small ones and big.

ones and I'd like to didn't be the. different colors and layered I'd be. really into that he's gonna be a jealous. chef no I want to eat the jello from the. mold I don't want to make it takes. forever okay. brace yourself people it's time for a. new segment as part of u2's winter. sports spectacular we decided to invent. our own Southern California versions of. our favorite events happening in Sochi. here's the first one. [Music].

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it's got a spring license plate on the. front of it. they turn that thing around. hi rhett and Link I own a one-man. boutique guitar pedal company just south. of Seattle in Renton Washington as a. gesture of goodwill. I've designed and built three pedals for.

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and a version of Sasquatch fuzz aptly. named link Squatch alright and I'll come. back to that one the ready here's the. ready you've been playing the ready a. version of my Sasquatch fuzz. all right so back to the link Squatch. it's got a big mac and cheese button so. this is link Squatch with the cheese if.

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