6 Ways to Make Yourself Cry

today we're all going to learn how to. cry on command let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning mythical. Beast I just wantan to I want to thank. you for I want to thank you for making. this this show a part of your daily. routine it means a lot to us I see what. you're doing here it's not working. though I can't.

but I am here to help today I. have some. research uh ladies and gentlemen we are. going to learn this together I have a. number of steps that we are going to try. in order to be able to produce tiers on. command which is a very uh useful thing. I'm just going to run through a quick. list just to make sure everyone is. compelled to try this at home along with. us um there could be a big finale to. this thing to involving onions and. product.

um that vaporize into tears question. mark I don't know uh getting pulled over. by a cop you got to be able to cry I I I. think I would give it that man a ticket. I'm sorry forgetting your homework. assignment in class and I just meant to. do it but I didn't and now I'm crying. and it's okay right that could be. effective uh if you want to get a. massage from your if you want to get a. massage if you want to get a French. massage from your life.

you cry honey I've had such a hard day. and that would work if I could make. myself cry uh when attending a funeral. of a person that you do not like oh. that's good uh you got to be able to. conjure up the tears during a Nicholas. Sparks movie with a girl or guy that you. do like Nicholas Sparks I will cry in a. heartbeat I mean I'm not I don't need I. don't need it to fake it I'm going to. cry The Notebook so for you that's one. of the things the notebook I like lost.

pound watching that movie water weight. it was all water weight and finally uh. when you're saying I do at your wedding. ceremony important it's pretty good to. follow that up with a a little sweet. teer action sweet tear action all right. so uh wow according to my research there. there's these are not linear steps these. are all different techniques that we are. going to try um the we and we have cry. cams we we each have our own cry cam to. see you're going to give a technique and. then we're going to try it out and see.

if we can cry and uh the F if I cry. first you have to make yourself cry by. eating an onion and putting some vapor. rub on your eyes and vice versa oh which. is a very extreme technique and if. neither of us cry we both got to do it. so that's what's at stake here it kind. of makes me want to cry just thinking. about it and if both of us cry Ben Jason. and Stevie have to do it in goodth Gore. what oh yeah okay uh one technique to um. I this is I call this the actor's. technique put yourself in a sad State of. Mind this is very organic um listen to a.

sad song which I have a sad song here. that I'm going to play and then think of. something that makes you. sad what are you thinking. about what are you thinking about R the. time my mom left me at the. pool and I couldn't get in and I had to. walk. home don't laugh it's not funny what are.

you thinking about when Tucker died your. dog oh yeah that was sad no my. uncle my. [Music]. dog I just feel like I look. constipated my eyebrows like waggling my. right eyebrow are you about to cry at. all no it it takes more time okay let's. move on we don't have time for this Jazz.

we gotta move on to something better. than Jazz I didn't think that was Jazz. but okay uh another another technique. I'll call the yawn technique why because. you yawn repeatedly and it it can bring. tears to your. [Music]. eyes we look we look like like the. scream mask from Scream.

you got a little wetness I. think quit. L I got. nothing the tiar has to drop for it to. count nope tiar has to drop keep looking. forward tiar has to. drop nope it's not happening it got. absorbed no oh man I got so close. they're all over my eyelashes I'm a pro.

all right uh third technique uh close. your nose with your fingers and exhale. as hard as you can with open eyes hold. on do I actually exhale or do. I you mean like. that keep your mouth closed don't don't. um don't clear your ear way whatever. that's called key the air in no blow it. out your mouth yeah really I think you. hold your breath exhaling hard.

I'm feeling real. faint oh oh oh I got a headache oh oh I. just deprived myself of so much oxygen. that oh what you. okay I'm going to cry. though all right I I generated another. one but it won't fall. are you okay you want me to take over.

right here you want to hit. you pinch. you is there not a tear on my nose rer. rer dude I I I blew so hard that my. brain freaking exploded it was painful. like oh my gosh don't do that uh Tech. the brain explode technique is not a. good one uh number five I'm really close. having a tear make a crying face wrinkle.

your chin up like people do when they're. balling. frown um do do some body motion similar. to. [Laughter]. crying I think make crying noises is a. is a later it's a it's a later is a. later step I'm cheating okay I'mma pinch. myself hard on the skin between my. finger and my thumb.

it doesn't hurt oh it. hurts I got no nerves. there does it hurt there for. you no it doesn't no that's not going to. work make your breathing similar to. crying breath make crying noises which I. was I was getting ahead of myself. there you can also you can also run and. make yourself out of breath.

you just hit your knee on the tail. proba it's not gonna happen we just got. to eat that.

W I almost had. it could you imagine if an actor did. this give me a second. [Applause]. guys it works it works. [Applause].

is it coming out yet it feels like it is. I think I'm crying I feel like there's. some I don't want to eat it. onion that. crying very moist but no te they're not. it feels like they're oh my gosh okay. guys the extreme we got some uh Vapor. Rub here you're supposed to put this. under your eye all the onion and then. you're supposed to take you're supposed.

to cut an onion but we're going to like. take a big chunky bite out of the onion. let's do this at the same time so I. would say um you get oh wow get a little. bit on two fingers right yeah you just. want a little bit man that's too much. don't get this in your eyes do not try. this at home oh how much you got to you. got to do enough to make yourself cry. though oh trust me hold is that too much. yeah just a little bit put it under. there just a little dabble do you and. then eat the apple it's it's eat the. onion like an apple.

oh. snack oh this is going to. work Skin's kind of kind of. hard you eating more.

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tuer don't die on me mine's coming man. don't die on. me I got no don't take. him are you crying yet look at me I'm. crying like. crazy I feel like am I not no tears man. just put the onion on my eye. oh man we can't cry we can't cry.

fail I feel like I'm so close to crying. all right thanks for liking and. commenting on this video because I mean. we tried right and it makes a difference. you know what time it is hi I'm Jesse. from Honolulu Hawaii it's time to spin. the wheel of mythical I'm actually. crying now uh now that I've opened my. eyes a little bit more and I'm going to. cut this onion right under my eyes are. tears in G mythical Mo I will cry today. uh follow us on Twitter R link where.

amazing twitterrific things happen the. funniest hashtags on the Twitter. whatever that means R forgets what the. internet. [Music]. is I've been meaning to tell you. something. what you know that's an onion right yeah. this is onion you know this is the. internet. right and what exactly is. that you don't remember what is this. thing that we're on this is like our.

livelihood and you don't even remember. what it is no I can't I keep trying to. think about it we devote our whole lives. to this and you can't even know what it. is I I realize it's. sad but I don't I I thought I knew you. oh but I thought I knew you every time I. come in here every day I come in here. I'm like what is it that we're doing. this on and you're like internet and I'm. like I don't know what that is know. nothing nothing can't do.

it. Mommy I don't want to. walk my brother got him the pool and he. didn't let me in and I'm do him and I. got to go to the Bone.