6 Ridiculous Broccoli Commercials

you'll never look at broccoli the same. way again let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning thank you. mythical Beast for making us a part of. your daily routine thank you from the. from the bottom of our beans right in. here in the guttural place okay there's. a New York Times article recently about. an ad agency you know we we you know. we're on the fringes of the ad World. sometimes.

product Integrations we do commercials. of all types uh all types of things so. you know we like to be in the an ad. agency uh Victors and spoils uh they've. got a great name oh wow we should wow. that's what we should call ourselves. made up is it I think well it's it's. it's not two last names it's just the. name of an ad agency Victors and spoils. they took it upon themselves to create. an ad campaign pro bono meaning nobody. was paying them to do this meaning that. they got Bono involved on a professional.

capacity no if they did a pro bono. campaign it could it could be if he's. trying to get elected for something or. it could be they're not getting paid to. promote an interesting vegetable well. the vegetable is not interesting I did. call Bono Bono for a long time just I. went through that face sorry because I. just I read it and I didn't hear it you. know going up in Buoy Creek is like yeah. Bono is the guy who sings lead move on. please yeah what I'm trying to say is. Victor and spoils took it upon. themselves to create an ad campaign for.

broccoli um and the way that they did. this they ultimately concluded that they. wanted to uh take down kale yeah so it. was kind it was kind of an anti- kale. campaign but they were a little bit more. creative than just slogans like K sucks. they put more thought into it than that. uh one is broccoli now 43% more. pretentious than kale oh see you think. about that since when do superfoods have. to be super trendy oh yeah you know kind. of snarky kind of a thing smart it's.

basically their take on the basically. you got the got milk campaign I remember. that in in magazines that one's that. one's ubiquitous the pork campaign the. other white meat yeah that's the only. reason I eat nothing but pork now and. what's what's the other one there's uh. cotton oranges no cotton the touch the. feel of cotton the fabric of our lives. so why not broccoli so that's what we. did but it kind of got me.

thinking we we can try it too right I. mean if they can do it pro bono uh we. can also not be paid to come up with a. broccoli campaign but Bono will not be. here so yeah don't get your hopes up. okay so this is what we've decided to do. we've decided to uh as a net result. change how you view broccoli and to. start eating it by developing our own ad. campaigns and we're going to create them. here live in this episode of Good. Mythical Morning live commercials right.

you said ad campaigns but this we're. just going to make a bunch of. commercials right now like television. commercials we've got Ben over here he. has set up this amazing commercial food. shot of of broccoli look at him he's so. he's so professional like wake up and uh. we're gonna cut to Ben's camera play a. little music and we're GNA do some see. that broccoli down there we're gonna. read some live vo that we have written. uh that are going to it's going to make. you want eat broccoli so bad B right. there just my.

finger okay uh now back to me all right. are we good Jason we still everything's. still okay I know once we start painting. on Good Mythical Morning the wheels can. fall off who knows what could happen we. rarely do that okay so here are you. going first yeah you've got the first. one I'm ready got it right here here. goes our first broccoli. ad studies show that people who eat. broccoli will live longer so if you want. to be in old crotchety person for a.

longer period of time eat. broccoli and then we're adding text on. their brocc be old longer I think that. just happened yeah so that's what I. always thought when people are like you. know you should do this because you'll. live longer I always thought yeah but. you'll just be an old person longer yeah. that's the part of life it tacks it on. to the end right the end part is the bad. part so it should end more quickly well. right well no it could make you younger. longer but that's not that's just not.

the tack that we're taking in our. campaign be old longer H that's good no. one else is going to think of that one. yeah what do you think about that. Victors and spoils o all right my. turn smother it in cheese submerge it in. a soup bake it in a cake I don't care. just shut your pie hole and eat it. broccoli quit your whining and eat. it that's it that's mine now I channeled. the exasperated father is that how you. talk to your children yeah I'm like eat.

your broccoli if you want your candy you. got to eat your broccoli you use that. accent it's like the Pink Floyd song you. can't have your pudding if you don't eat. your whatever it is your meat you can't. have your puding if you don't eat your. meat that's good the. wall okay I got. one it's dinner time you need a side. item with a vintage vibe in street smart. you dig it's time to get your broccoli. on that's right the only vegetable with.

an afro broccoli it has an. afro that's a good one is it yeah that's. oh that's good Ben that makes you want. to eat broccoli yeah it does every time. you see an afro you all yeah right it's. so good okay okay maybe we should just. stop without one no keep going we got. more the music does so much yeah I'm not. even hearing the music yet I'm just. imagining how much it did for that ad a.

lot just imagine seeing these on TV man. well that's the idea right that's why. we're doing it oh yeah pro bono yeah. okay my. turn broccoli eat it raw because it. smells like a fart when you cook. it that kind it does you know kind of. took that one caught you by surprise but. a lot of times I get home and I'm like. Jesse did uh one is that you one of kids. and she's like it's broccoli it's.

broccoli you oh that's another one is. that you or one of the kids it's. broccoli and you got at it like that hit. me with another one okay this is. fun your mother makes you eat it but. mothers don't live forever once she's. gone you'll regret not listening to her. if you don't want to feel guilty when. your mother dies eat broccoli your dead. mom would have wanted you. to so that one kind of takes you sort of.

on a note a sad Place yeah puts you in a. sad place but a lot of people are. motivated by guilt everybody's got a mom. or had one oh all right last. one you've probably noticed that. broccoli resembles a miniature tree but. have you ever considered what that makes. [Music]. you feel like a giant eat. br.

free I got. [Applause]. taste. deforestation I work for a Timber. Company. bye this my tree my tree this is my. tree okay if you want it to be your.

I'll find another. tree. deforestation really if you want it I. don't want to eat after you just take it. [Music]. okay I can't eat all that. broccoli that's really not the best way. to eat broccoli just straight raw like. that M oh know it's good I can just feel.

my myself staying older. longer oh me woo well so you're welcome. for changing your perspective on. broccoli and broccoli. comom or whatever. broccoli. manufacturer uh is most popular we're. waiting we're waiting for your phone. call business rink.com we came up with. those in just a couple of minutes and so. it's probably you know another handful. or so that we can come up with you know. what time it is hi I'm Anna from. Cambridge England it's time to spin the.

wheel of mythicality are you listening. to ear biscuits yet yep I listen to it. every uh Friday afternoon or Saturday or. Sunday it's a podcast that we make it. comes out every Friday listen to it it's. like an hour long do so you can mow the. lawn while you do it we don't care what. you do got broccoli back there link. forgets Rhett's name that was quite that. was pretty awesome wasn't it eating that. in like giants for broccoli sake you. know yeah yeah you're right.

Jackie. Tim help me out here no. don't's this start with an R how's this. happening. Rand. no. re no. re. rectum that's that's all that's all I'm. getting.

what really what is it. [Laughter]. rectum back in the day when Thomas. Jefferson was running things it was his. job to bring in vegetables into the new. world I've got broccoli still called it. the new world.