6 Legal Things That Should Be Illegal

there are certain things that people do. everyday that they should be arrested. for let's talk about that. [Music]. mythical morning thank you for joining. us today thank you for making us a part. of your daily routine we do this so you. don't have to I mean really deep would. you want to do this no trust me you.

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ready to rant always and you may be. offended because this might point out. something that you do okay will be you. should be arrested for but we're all. friends here so and there's room there's. room to change so you can better. yourself okay so don't get mad in the. comments if any of these are you there. are crimes and then there are crimes. against humanity okay oh that's what. we're talking about I think that I. actually think crimes against humanity.

is like a international like recognized. thing like a serious okay this is not. that serious this is you don't rhymes. against so socialness social social. crime crimes again social taboos like a. little bit little crimes against dignity. if you want to nitpick things apart. crimes against my own personal. convenience what are they just tell them. to us one okay and here's what we're. gonna do I think you should be arrested. for these things and I think we should. come up with a punishment that should.

happen whenever you're arrested number. one line cutters. oh no no contest anywhere there's a. queue Oh. q2 anywhere there's a line aka you cue. the people who jump in the line like a. European thing they call it a queue and. like England or something in my. industrial engineering classes we talked. about it to amusement parks is where it. happens a lot you know you've been. through the summer you've gone to your. amusement park and had your experience. there's always people happen to me four. times at SeaWorld it's not even that. many rides did you say now did you did.

you say. people coming through and say III gotta. get through I gotta get through they. don't even say why some people said well. I got somebody up there or they just. have this look of emergency on their. face I was at an amusement park one time. with my ex-girlfriend she was my. girlfriend at the time and some kids. some teens cut in line hmm and she's a. kind of a timid person but she was like. hey hey hey uh-uh uh-uh Hey uh-huh and. then she went out there and told him off. and I was like yeah I'm the boyfriend I. don't I didn't say anything I felt. stupid I was what was not happy that she.

did it because I felt like you know I've. been out manned by a woman so you did. this you put your hand on your chest and. you rubbed it there that's the sign of. meekness meek boyfriend song what what. uh what should the punishment be for. line cutters I think that the punishment. for line cutters should be you should. have to go to amusement park and wait in. the back of a line all day and never be. able to actually access the room no no. no no they have to they have to wait in. the line go all the way experience the. waiting of the whole line and then when. they get up to the front go all the way. to the back all day and start all over.

start all over. number two seat savers I can't stand it. when I go somewhere where there's not. assigned seats but you want to have a. choice seat kind of thing like a movie. theater and there's what I've been to. one there's people who've spread out. their jacket in their pocketbook and. they've taken stuff out of their pocket. you're talking about when there are my. tic tacs there's a row of people and. there's a person on each end bookending. and then there's jackets and stuff all. along the middle and like that hey I'm. up my family is coming later you should. be arrested for that I mean they're not. there if you know it's the best seat in.

the house nobody's in it but what about. like sometimes I go into the movie. theater and then my wife is like getting. popcorn something's like can I sit there. like what my wife said I think. one-for-one is fine I think one person. can save one seat you can't arrest. somebody for that but the whole. bookending thing you know that's illegal. I'll grant you that I think you have to. have the Statue should be the number of. seats saved shall not exceed the number. of seats currently being occupied good. rule be a one to one and then if you get.

caught for this and you are arrested you. have to sit on the front row of every. movie for the rest of your life how. about just for a year to get that have. to get that neck cramp thing just for a. year. I mean we need to be reasonable about. this or it's never gonna happen if we're. totally crazy and tyrannical or sit in. the front corner what's the next one and. and face the wall and just listening to. the movie then they've done they won't. come to the movie taal sitters should be.

arrested this is also in the movie. theater I'm sitting the movie theater I. got my perfect seat I'm saving my seats. for everybody else and then all of a. sudden mr. tall guy comes in and sits. down right in front of me. all right listen you're tall right six. foot seven I need to finding mr. tall. guy huh. I think about this all the time when I. go to a movie I think about the height. of the person in the seat behind me in. if it's if in it you know I like to sit. in the middle you know you think middle. to the theater I could get the perfect. perspective but I take into account the.

fact if somebody's already sitting in. from you know I usually go to the side. but if it's a full theatre buddy I'm. gonna get the I'm gonna get the seat. that's open and you're just gonna have. to sit on a pillow or something I. shouldn't be arrested for that I didn't. I just drank a lot of milk I can't help. that I'm this tall well then you bring. the pillows and you hand them out I'll. bring pillows from now on open sneezers. need to be arrested if you're not gonna. sneeze into your hand or your sleeve or. some form of clothing you should be. arrested and and if you get caught doing.

it I think you need to be sprayed in the. face with water like you spray those. kittens. what about hats when you're training. them she trained kittens I trained cats. yeah I misspelled on the side there's a. spray technique you spray the cats I. mean is this it's common knowledge man. you spray the cat's face and it it. doesn't do it again and you know what if. you if you spray a sneeze in the face he. doesn't he'll sneeze into his armpit. next time what if your hands are like. occupied like what if you're walking it.

like with two two trays of food I mean. what do you do then internalize it your. stomach explodes if you do say you know. that's what happens when you try to keep. you sneeze on the inside your sign all. cavities mouth breathers you got open. sneezers in you got mouths breathe now. we've talked about mouth breathers. before these people who please walk. around all day letting their breath out. but but some people want me to smell. people have a condition though man you. can't just label all mouth breathers. some people I sometimes I'm. oh man I gotta go they can get a special.

exemption it's like how they can have a. placard on their neck certifying. at a mouth-breather card if you don't. have the card you should be arrested you. should have to wear one of those medical. medical things like the Chinese women ah. that's a good call you should wear the. surgical mask if you're a mouth-breather. I'm all about this that's a good one got. anything else. dog poop levers no I know that there are. city ordinances they're posted. everywhere around the apartments here in. LA that you'll you'll be fined but I'm.

saying you need to be arrested if you. leave if you leave the dog poop but for. some reason my foot will find the dog. poop I said well yeah and it will step. in it uh and I will be mad I am. especially sensitive this because I live. near a park where people walk there's a. fact there's a dog show every Saturday. they have like a dog show like an actual. dog show with the jumping on boxes and. stuff running around yeah ran dogs in. the face weird stuff but they have to.

walk down in front of my house to get to. the park. oh yeah Gary often I get nervous going. to that dog should I find it a little. dump a little dog dump right there and. every day I say I just can't wait to. catch someone letting their dog do their. business and not cleaning up what are. you gonna do I'm gonna go I'm gonna pick. it up and put it on I mean you think. what would you do it again if you let a. dog crap in my yard and I came up and I. was it came out in my bathrobe because I. was sleeping a bathroom and I said wait.

thank your doing cuz are you a. chimpanzee rub it in their chest no you. got it when you're arrested by an. authority then the authority says for. the next year you have to you have you. have to pick up dog poop just bare hand. it. oh that's a good let us know in the. comments what you think should be these. crimes against my personal genius and. human dignity we missed some things what. do you think should be illegal and what. do you think the punishment should be. you know what time it is hi I'm Stefan. I'm Ella and we're from Shippensburg.

Pennsylvania and now it's time to spin. the wheel. mythicality alright we made a commercial. for Arby's new smokehouse brisket. sandwich. spoiler alert my son Shepard is in it. and Lane tropes him the link is in the. description go check it out. mmm less in this episode thanks again we. do this so you know you're Rhett is. links pillow and it becomes alive hello. what what are the chances you're damn. you're at a movie theater by the way.

you're trying to be taller. you're trying to be taller in a movie. theater remember oh yeah forgot yeah. what like a horse I'm watching the movie. I'm not going to sleep I'm just watching. watching the movie being tall let's be a. title up here hey I'm awake I'm the. pillow I'm awake.

we should do all the episodes like this. I'm just talking about they could have a. note from the order of orthodontists. around their necks a card fee it's a. license to mouth free the normal mouth. I've got a license to mouth breathe.