6 Extreme Animal Invasions

you won't believe these extreme Tales of. animal invasions in real life let's talk. about. [Music]. that good mythical morning thank you for. making us a part of your daily routine. today is going to be scary yeah so I'm. going to go ahead and prepare you but. it's going to be worth it cuz you're not. actually going to be invaded by animals. uh we're just going to discuss it okay.

just because we discuss animals getting. invaded or animals invading animals. invad doesn't mean that you will be. being invaded while happen that's the. thing you know for for thousands of. years we were on this Earth and animals. could just come up and bite your leg off. and then we were like well let's build. houses and we send the animals away but. every once in a while the animals are. like we're coming back in real life and. we want a peace that's why they're. called wild animals cuz you know they're. wild we want to make this right they're. wild Okay so we've got what I believe to.

be an increasingly extreme list of real. life animal invasions. and you see what you think I'm I'm going. to start all right we're GNA we have to. make these seem a lot more dramatic than. they actually are though okay number one. elk a heard of at least 50 elk invaded. downtown Gart Oregon like reindeer but. scarier oh you sound like you give. yourself a a hernia okay the coastal.

town of Gart the uh elk started showing. up there elk boy cuz there's uh I guess. there's there's more food sources near. the coast yeah I mean there's like. pictures of these things just going all. over the downtown area eating plants. knocking over eating plants knocking. over things I'm not scared of them did. you hear what I just said eating plants. I don't have any plants knocking over. stuff do you have stuff yeah I got some. stuff they can knock over they're big. they're like a reindeer but scary that's.

all they did is they ate plants and. knock stuff over yeah how about. this sea. lions sea lions been acting a fool at. ports and seaside towns around the world. they're pretty much packs of wild ocean. dogs Newport Beach 2005 a pack of 20 sea. lions a whole 20 of them arrived okay. they began breaking fishing fish rearing. pens these are pens that got fish in. them oh baby fish man yeah baby fish get.

eaten by these mad sea lions and then. the next thing you know these sea lions. are getting up on rich people's boats. just having battles territorial battles. 800 plus pound males barking at each. other things like that how annoying is. that we've we've witnessed this Invasion. do you realize this right I've been at. Newport Beach man we paddle boarded at. Newport beach around these sea lines I.

mean we saw one no we saw about five and. he was like the other 15 were sneaking. around behind us but the worst thing was. the smell those things stin yeah they. they they sneak up on you stink you off. of a boat sneak on you but I got. something better than that more extreme. feral. Hogs wow crazy wild pigs are pushing in. on the cities of Dallas and Arlington. ters it's like a monster truck announcer. but a one that didn't get a job okay.

these wild pigs are common around Texas. they're not native to the Americas oh. they were brought by early settlers and. now they're taking. over causing trouble for Rural Farmers. they've contracted professional trackers. to come in and kill these things because. they will eat small animals and dogs and. you dogs dogs a pig eating a dog a pig. eating a dog I'm not eating that pig. that's great a pig eats a dog I'm not.

going to make a barbecue out of him. wreaking havoc on. habitats in Texas carrying diseases okay. how about. this. chihuaha don't let their small size and. awkward bulbus heads fool you straight. chaha have Unleashed fear in Arizona you. see my little play on words there yes. Unleashed uh really though no yeah in. like wild chihuaha yeah in marville. Arizona it's a small suburb of pH. Phoenix the town was overrun by packs of.

stray Chihuahuas that went around in. groups of 8 to 12 I mean one Chihuahua. is kind of like a little intimidating he. might bite me two chihuaha is like okay. I got to keep an eye on these guys eight. to 12 Chihuahuas I'm scared of that and. I'm a big man and these things are ring. around I it is like a like a land. piranha like it's really small they're. vicious it's got vicious teeth a dozen. of them got an attitude defecating. everywhere they defecated all over the. city they chased children around Animal. Control couldn't contain the problem and.

then they started to join other packs of. larger dogs and you know how the. chihuahuas feel like they're in charge. of the larger dogs they were like Pack. Leaders of I think you're getting that. from the movies oh really I'm. personifying the the uh the chih I know. I think they feel like they're the boss. anyway this really happened and uh it. was vicious All Dogs Go to Heaven Was. there a Chihuahua and All Dogs Go to. Heaven and was he in charge I don't. recall was he vicious didn't see that. movie haven't seen it okay I can top. that wild.

turkeys these turkeys are exacting. revenge for the hundreds of years worth. of slaughter their species has endured. for the sake of Thanksgiving G you gave. out a little bit there I know at the end. I don't think they want us to sustain it. either oh okay I'm going to try no but I. don't know if I'm going to be able to. Brooklyn Massachusetts almost. overnight turkeys began invading this. town this is scary terrorizing high. schoolers at Brookline High School they. had to bring in security security guards.

to keep the turkeys at Bay turkey guards. I'm not no listen I'm not scared of a. turkey how many turkeys you talking. about officers had to St in post for. security I don't know I don't know how. many turkeys enough to put I mean that's. a lot of turkeys they had to put. officers on guard at the high school. what what do they have to protect. themselves their hands like a knife and. a. fork I'll trim you if you get any closer. uh the turkeys crowded in the streets. causing traffic jams they would Chase.

joggers children and even. cars I mean have you ever seen a turkey. chasing a car no I have it we'll go to. Brooklyn. Massachusetts one turkey reportedly. smashed through a double pained window. of a home scaring the owners and their. dog this was the headline I'm quoting. Wayward turkey explodes through a window. of Brookline home escapes through the. back a turkey through a window.

these turkeys are on something up there. these are meth turkeys there was a. police chase through many yards. eventually capturing the crazed vow and. then sending it to tough's University to. be euthanized wow you think they ate it. they stuffed it all right how about this. link angry monkeys they're like tiny. human children with sharp teeth and a. thirst for blood and bananas so they're. like uh children with sharp teeth yeah. this is in uh. Indonesia this is this happened as all.

these things did a a gang a mob a monkey. mob of 10 wild monkeys went on a rampage. in a village they came out of the forest. and they just did these coordinated. attacks on houses and people severely. injuring one person the 16-year-old kid. they piled on top of it oh no I mean 10. monkeys on your back and it's not even a. euphemism for anything it's actually. monkeys on your back help this is not a. euphemism I got a monkey on my back in. fact of them and they're seriously.

injuring me oh dude I mean he might be. watching right now we shouldn't be. joking about that hor I'm not really. joking about it I'm just pointing out it. wasn't a euphemism a coordinated attack. they're smart I mean they're almost as. smart as we are you know they're like. smarter than some of us they're like hey. let's go attack the kids today you know. I mean I'm this is why this is one of. the reasons that I am glad that I live. in North America we don't have attack. monkeys you know we. don't I kind of feel like I'm not really. scared of the turkey the elk the. Chihuahua I feel like I can handle that.

but these 10 monkeys that's I'm out of. town no I'm out of town on turkeys man I. don't want to be attacked by no turkey. that world thing under the neck will. just slap you silly dude I think angry. monkeys are the worst Thanks for liking. and commenting on this episode be you. know be sure to share your animal. Invasion story from your town in the. comments you know what time it is hello. I'm pride and I'm arrow and it's time to. spin the wheel of. mythicality it's Friday and that means. it's another episode of ear biscuits our.

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oh man what do you mean I'm talking. about what you're thinking about right. now that's what you really. think I'd be embarrassed by that I'm not. think what I'm not thinking oh. really oh my goodness that was so. stupid you have a you have a lot of. stupid. thoughts oh no that was funny touche. touche. touche sure yeah yeah probably probably. a Whopper I'm in for a.

Whopper the orange ferment and turns. into alcohol and then he gets drunk off. like of a orange cocktail and then I. have a drunk squirrel in my backyard. that's exactly what happened I had a. drunk I got drunk squirrels in my. backyard really.