5 Creative Excuses for Being Late

sorry I'm late do you have any good. excuses no let's talk about that good. [Music]. mythical morning there are people in the. world who need advice for things in life. and every once in a while those people. might happen to be viewers a good. mythical morning otherwise known as. mythical beasts with Facebook accounts. they might get it in their minds that. they should ask us questions and you. know what we can't not answer them so.

we're gonna answer them now take it or. leave it it's advice time Finn Hackett. asks what's the best excuse for being. late to class and that doesn't. necessarily mean believable that's a. good point doesn't have to be believable. I in it for that so okay so we've got. advice for you excuse. for being late to class but I think. these can also apply if you're late for. work anything late for a meeting you're.

the birth of your child late for a date. late for a funeral late for life your. own wedding okay. first-first excuses. I forgot how to work a doorknob I. thought I was actually on time but I've. been standing outside of this door. trying. to figure out when was the best time to. knock as to not interrupt the meeting or. the class or the set of things what have. you figured out how to work a doorknob. no I was just saying they could use it I.

actually know how to work a donut I'm. role-playing now okay all you get out of. the garnet oh that's believable all you. had to do is turn it yet so you bring up. a good point you probably can only use. that once on somebody how about this. because they're going to teach you how. to use it or not I was actually on time. but when I got here I saw a little. floating transparent little girl who. said come with me and I followed her and. then I saw her again and she said come. this way and then I followed her little.

bit more she said come this way and then. I've been following her for the past. however late you are you know I've been. following her up until love for the past. two hours and then she led me to you. isn't that weird you had a supernatural. experience with a with a girl from a. horror film yes okay he said they didn't. have to be believable I could work try. this one on for size uh I was just. finishing up this woodworking project. for you and then you give that person. your teacher your boss or whatever or.

your your date give them a woodworking. project I can't be mad about that is. that what you mean yeah it's like I had. I was putting the final stain on it. could be a birdhouse it could be. requires having that with you at all. times yeah that's a good point you. should have it you should have a. woodworking project with you that's. finished at all times okay or it's not. finished and that even seems like you. there's more credence there's more where. that one came from I didn't even finish. it that's how I'm on time I wanted to be. I was uh walking across campus or. through the neighborhood or wherever and.

you know how sometimes people will be. mowing the grass and it'll shoot up a. rock well that happened to me and it hit. me in the eye and I got disoriented but. by the time I renamed consciousness in. my direction I was a little bit late. this one requires an eye patch or. bandage of some kind yeah like with some. blood on it like a bloody bandage on. your eye no one's gonna great you I. think eyepatch will do how. are these Finn you want to use some of. these that this is good so now he's.

carrying around woodworking thing and a. knife and eye patch so he's like a he's. like a shop teacher slash pirate type. person you have one more right yeah I. have one more last piece of advice what. if you said I was slow walking in order. to keep my heart rate under 120 beats. per minute because there's. an evil scientist who implanted a device. on my heart that if my heart beat goes. below 120 beats per minute or above yeah.

or above no I'm in above yeah you got to. get this right above 120 beats per. minute then a slew of migratory monarch. butterfly will be will be killed a whole. slew of them this one's really pushing. it and gotta be honest with you who. moans who wants to tell butterflies not. me so I'm slow walk so if I had have. been all the time there would be a bunch. of dead butterfly not that speaks nice. alright right everyone everyone's gonna.

be on your side at that point then try. those out and they get back to us and. let us know how it went Mikkel vs Tara. says how do I act like I know an answer. when I don't all right this is great I. use this to get through college first of. all you need an unintelligent teacher. second thing is this can't be a math. class because there are no wrong answers. in math this has to be a humanity and. then the third principle is you need to. restate the question in your answer. but no I'll going for I'll say you've.

got to find the question so interesting. that the answer doesn't even matter. anymore yeah well this is all about. diversion you ask the question again it. might be like what are the three. components of the French Revolution you. ask that question you repeat it back and. say well what are the three components. of a great meal and you answer that. question and then you come back so the. three components of the French. Revolution are a lot like the three. components of a great meal teacher and. if the teacher is unintelligent you will. get at least a C and now.

I'm thinking wow what are the three. components of a great meal temperature. variety and if it's fried great service. okay. the batter we've got some incredible. mail that we're going to go through but. first we're going to get to the winter. sports spectacular and introduce to you. our final Southern California version of. a winter sport. [Music]. you. ready to curl yeah can you curl a lot I.

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