25 Worst Hairstyles Ever

This, this, and this are just scratching. the surface of the 25 worst hairstyles. on the internet. Let's talk about that. [Music]. Good mythical morning. Thank you for. joining us. Thank you for making us a. part of your daily routine. We do this. every weekday. Listen, you could spend. hours going around the internet like I. know you always do, trying to find the. worst hairstyles out there in picture. form. But you know what? We've done the.

work for you. So, just sit back, relax, and enjoy this list of the 25 worst. hairstyles ever. Okay, here we. go. It's like his bangs are Venetian. blinds and he's got the blinds open. How. would he go about closing them? Just. take the rubber bands off. Uh, we call. this one open for business. Oh, this is. looks like a It's a mug shot, I think. So, the last thing you want when you're. going into prison are handlebars on top. of your head. Yeah, we call this one. prison bars. Never has the look on.

someone's face more perfectly. complimented the style of their hair. I. think this was actually an assignment in. our physics class and that assignment. was to represent chaos theory with your. haircut. I'm going to call it A+. I agree. He looks like he's in trouble. And I don't think this is a hairstyle. I. think he was just arrested in the middle. of cutting his own hair. No, this is a. fashion statement. This is a headband he. made out of his own hair. I'm going to. call this one the Halo. Halo. This guy's. obviously a Muppet fan. Ralph. That's.

who that is. Yes, we're calling this. I. see the resemblance. And the cool thing. about this one is the sides are totally. detachable. You know, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to lose one of them. They're like curtains. You know, if you. just have one and then you don't you. lose the other one, then they just kind. of lopsided. It's all one piece, though. Oh, really? Well, I suspect it now. I. did not know you could have a spike and. a bull cut at the same time. And. cornrows. Those aren't cornrows. Those. are racing stripes. I think I think that. is the technical term. Okay. Okay. I'm.

calling this one striped bull spike. Sounds like a medieval weapon. This one. we're calling the pig hawk. Pretty. obvious. It's pigtails in a mohawk. Little known fact is the the pig hawk. was an actual animal that has now gone. extinct, but has been resurrected on. this guy's head. Uh really truly uh this is a Crusty the. Clown haircut and this guy did this. haircut to benefit charity. Oh yeah, it. seems like it was for a good cause. I.

was thinking that. What is happening. here? That's hair combed down into on. the front of his Yeah, he's like he. sculpted the hair on his forehead. And I. believe it's interactive. If you pull. that cord, the pattern changes. Okay, we're calling this one. No one in their. right mind would pull that cord. I. wouldn't. It's a grandfatherly figure. Either that or a cult leader. I don't. know. He's made a bold choice. here. I I think this one's completely. practical, though. He just hangs his. keys on that loop there in the front.

Okay, we'll call this one the janitor. Okay. It looks like she went deep sea. diving and something attached itself to. her head. Well, she's obviously a marine. biologist. Okay, we'll call this one uh the. specimen. Okay, now you might think this. is a mug shot, but it's actually the. yearbook photo of a high school. principal. He's having a bad year. We. call this one, you don't want to get. sent to my office. Another school photo. here. This guy's just trying to be tall.

enough to qualify to get on Space. Mountain. Okay. You know, the height. requirement. Yeah. This is called at. least 44 in. You can go to your barber. and ask, "Give me an at least 44 in.". And this is what you'll walk out. And. depending on your starting height, it. depends on the the the length of the. hair. Okay. This should not be on the. list. This is actually amazing. This is. ingenuative, progressive. Is that the. back of his hair and functional? Yeah, that's the back. He's got the front. He's got sunshields in the front and the. back. I just imagine the conversation.

with the barber. No, I actually want my. hair to be a hat. Yeah, we'll call this. one hat. We're We're just kind of. repurposing the term. It This is what it. means in the new millennium. This one. we're calling the comb almost over. He. does not understand a fundamental. principle of the combo over and that is. you do not try it until you know you can. make it. He looks defeated. You know, he's looking down. I think he knows it. He's like, "Well, this is the best. This. is as far as they would go. I did it and.

I'm sorry. Don't be sorry." Taiun. introduces practically perfect hair. It. might be perfect if it didn't look like. her jellyfish was trying to mate with. her head. Does she know that's what's. happening back there? She could probably. feel it. It's probably squishy. We're. calling this one the Portuguese man of. hair. There's something very Middle. Earth about this guy. Like if you were. to combine every character on Lord of. the Rings into one person. Yeah. I don't. exactly know why, but it just comes. across that way. Uh we call this one the. desolation of haircut. This guy is.

obviously homeschooled. Call it thanks. mom. Okay, I'm just calling this one. poor guy. Yeah, this guy should have. made a different decision. Now, I don't. see anything wrong with this girl's. hair. I like it. Yeah, it's nice. What's. happening in the front here? I think. that space and time are bending within. this boy's hairstyle. We're calling this. one the wormhole. He's lost many combs. Is that a handlebar mustache on your. forehead, or are you just happy to see.

me? No, I think this guy has an. underdeveloped conjoined twin in his. forehead with an overdeveloped mustache. We call it Bobby. Okay, this is what. happens when you cross a Hari Krishna. with a redneck. Yeah, I like to. meditate, but I also like to party. Hari. Krishn. Okay, here's what's happening. here. Way back in the 1980s, women with. this hairstyle were actually worshiped. as. gods or they were just going to the. mall. Call this one meet me at the food.

court. Oh, this took some time and. commitment. Wow, this is intricate. It's. fashionable, but I think this one's also. functional. Yeah, if he jumps from a. height of 12 feet or more, the wings. flap out and he gently floats down to. the ground. We'll call this one the. glider. I'd love to comment on this. guy's hairstyle, but I can't see it. because of the cat turds. How do you. train a cat to do that? The perch each. time. We call this one litter. box. All right, there you have it, people. Thank you for liking and leaving. a comment. If you know of a worse.

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out, figure out how to save the world. What do you want to figure out? I feel. like we should figure something out. Yeah, let's put our Let's bend our minds. towards something. I feel like I could. come up with something really great. right now. Let's figure out Don't set it. too high, though. Not We It shouldn't be. too high. Like, we shouldn't do anything. like try to save the. world. No, let's do it. And I think I've. got the answer. Okay. What are we going to do? Something. to do.

with toothpicks. Mhm. Okay. And rubber bands. That's what I. was thinking. Work with me here. Toothpicks and rubber bands. Give. everybody a toothpick and a rubber band. Or no, give everyone a toothpick or a. rubber band. Everybody gets a toothpick. or a rubber band. And it requires. cooperation. Yep. And then what do they do with them? Cooperate, which therefore and. thereby saves the world. World. Yeah. I.

was I knew that was what we were doing. She should be flattered. We just named. her top five in the world. Not really, R. I didn't say I feel like that's what. that this was. It It's not what it was.