25 Unforgettable Movie Quotes

what makes the greatest movie quotes. ever the greatest movie quotes ever I'm. John from Crystal Lake Illinois let's. talk about. [Music]. [Applause]. that good mythical. morning today's episode is brought to. you by YouTube original channels now. we're not moms no but we know a couple. of moms very well yep and I recently. gave birth to a baby hippo on this show.

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saying in a psychic way I just have a. feeling I have a normal human feeling. that things are looking up okay cuz. things have been Prett join us pretty. bad lately is that what you're implying. I'm not implying anything just join us. in looking. up great movie quotes link did you know. that there is something there's a. special recipe almost a scientific. recipe if you will of what makes a great. movie quote and and what I mean by great.

is memorable the kind that you talk. about the kind that you. remember okay and now I am notorious for. not remembering any movie quotes by the. way and I never watch a movie more than. once so just uh keep those things in. mind this is kind of like a foreign. language to me I'm just I'm not one. there's these people out there who just. they like to quote movies you know those. people yeah movie if you were one of. those people I would not be your friend. because it gets old really quickly. you're like in a group with them and.

then they like something happens and. then they quote the movie and you're. like yeah yeah yeah movie quoter man or. they quote some they say something and. it just you just that sounds like it was. from a movie I'm supposed to laugh am I. supposed to laugh or acknowledge the. movie what do you expect from me movie. quer well this episode is especially for. you people who link hates is that what. you want me to say I didn't say hate I'm. looking off today I'm being positive. Cornell University they're always doing. research at Cornell thank goodness for. Cornell University they recently looked. at the top movie quotes on IMDb and they.

said let's let's examine these and let's. see what they have in common and you. know what it's a complex study we've got. a link to the study in the description. don't read it though it's boring they. deter because I'm going to encapsulate. this for you they determine that it's a. combination of a few factors one is. distinctiveness there is something that. is distinct about what is said there's. something unique and distinct it isn't a. completely General quote uh there might. be a name in there there might be a. reference to something that's a little. bit distinct the second thing is at the. same time there's a distin iness there.

is a general nature to it meaning that. they employ uh indefinite articles like. a and an as opposed to definite articles. like the so this is combination of. distinctiveness and generess generality. uh that makes a great movie quote and. one additional factor is it usually is. in the present tense meaning it has a it. has an application outside of the. context of the film something that could. be happening to me and you and I could. say something from that movie a movie. quoter person that you don't like would. do that and it becomes a memorable quote. because it has a util.

in the context outside of the movie were. you tracking here I went to Cornell. could you tell do I didn't do you have. they have like an example well I don't. just have examples I actually wrote my. own movie quotes based on these. principles I was inspired and listen if. you're a screenwriter out there feel. free to use these in your upcoming. screenplay it that doesn't mean that. we're not going to use them if we ever. write a screenplay but you can feel free. to use these okay so it's General and. specific at the at the same time here's.

an. example sometimes you don't need a hard. hat Mr. Malcolm so you made that up that's not. from an actual movie from my brain and. that's supposed to seem awesome yeah. yeah I guess I have to see the scene in. order to really feel yeah it's all about. the context in the movie who says it. what's the situation when they say it. but if you write that into the right. screenplay that will be quoted for years. including this one you know your. winnabago well I AC ly blew it.

up but I thought it was supposed to not. be specific like your wi Bago I thought. it was supposed to be it's not you know. you know about win of bagos no I blew. one up cuz that would that would seem. like a lame scene in a movie but it. would be a very memorable quote stay. here I've got a death date with a. Droid okay yeah that seems like a hero. about to do something so No More Mr Nice. Turtle you almost mess that one up can.

you give it to me again No More Mr Nice. Turtle okay just build a whole animation. around that in a movie I mean kiss me. Barbara I I I need I guess I need to see. the movies I'm telling you I'm not a. clone you got a lot of these I'm going. to give you another face tattoo and by. face tattoo I mean I'm going to shoot. you in the. face that one's pretty good little word. but I I can see the type of movie that.

would that would happen two more. tic-tac-toe the line Benny it's a little. cute I was having a good day until my. earlobe got bitten. off feel free to use any of those for. your next Blockbuster you're not you. don't seem impressed I thought these. were awesome I well you're you're seeing. something that I'm just not seeing all. I'm doing is hearing something okay now. I'm going to read to you we're gonna. play a game a lot of you folks out there. in Good Mythical morningland said that.

you you really liked it when we played a. game so we're gonna play another game in. this game I'm going to read a famous. movie quote not one that I made up okay. they might even be better than the ones. that I made up oh really these are. proven movie lines okay and you're going. to guess what movie They Came From now. I've already said that I'm I only watch. movies once or never I never watch. movies twice and I never quote movies. because I don't remember the quote so I. guess these are disclaimers to say that. I'm not going to be good at this game so. but feel free to play along if you get.

every one of these right I'm going to. take you out for ice. cream well thanks for that if you miss a. couple I'll take you out for yogurt okay. okay the healthy alternative so I if you. miss more than a couple I'll take you. out back and whack you give me a face. tattoo with a was that and by face. tattoo I mean shoot you in the face you. can see Arnold Schwarzenegger saying. that I like that one I do like that one. okay give you a face tattoo you had me. at. hello uh uh.

this is a softball it's the car Grant. movie are you're really going to be this. bad at it I don't know I don't know it. you had me at hello I don't know it what. is it Jerry Maguire oh oh dude I'm just. keep going we maybe we should reverse. this maybe we should reverse this you. ask me cuz I know all the answers I'll. get some of you wrote the you WR the. quiz okay just give me a chance I'm not. going to do the voices and stuff. although I'm capable of lots of have to. go to that just just blazee through them.

let's not make this more painful than it. oh I'm sorry did I break your. concentration uh pul fiction yes jewels. and pul fiction my. precious uh Fellowship of the Ring no. it's the second you I have to say the. actual one Lord of the Rings uh two. towers you were right the first time oh. it's the first one he might have said it. in both of them but he said it in. Fellowship of the Ring is the one that. it was quoted from he's barely in that. one and Gollum said. it don't make me say who said they may.

take our lives but they'll never take. our. freedom Brave heart. yes today is a good day to die. Armageddon nope this is an obscure one I. was I was thinking maybe I wanted to. challenge you flatliners I haven't seen. that I've heard about it. though what's in the. box uh what's in the. box could it be a severed head Matrix. The Matrix head in the Box I'm giving.

you a clue I but I already made my guess. what is it seven the movie Seven Brad. Pit says that his wife's head is in the. Box I did see the movie The Greatest. trick the devil ever pulled was. convincing the world he didn't. exist that's in the Bible the Bible the. movie you know this movie that was also. in seven Kevin spacy says it the. greatest trick the devil ever pulled at. the end of the movie usual suspect yes. Kaiser s a census taker once that one.

counts a sens right now you're not. getting yogurt at all a census taker. once tried to test me I ate his liver. with some fava beans and a nice Kean. um uh the Anthony Hopkins movie with the. where he's a serial killer Silence of. the Lambs Silence of the Lambs you. talking to me uh Rocky Good. Fellas um do you watch movies Godfather. Taxi.

driver you should be ashamed of yourself. hey I got better things to do than. remember movie quotes Okay this is from. one of your favorite movies by one of. your favorite actors okay don't give me. a hint don't get upset love I love the. smell of napom in the morning Apocalypse. Now who says it Robert Deval I don't. know what it's General so and so. whatever Rose. Bud. um rose bud man I know the movie but but. I can't remember the name of the.

movie the most Innovative movie of its. time ever that no one's ever seen. Citizen Kane Citizen Kane never send a. human to do a machine's job. RoboCop Total Recall agent Smith in The. Matrix I've already guessed The Matrix. so I get that one I see dead. people uh six cents yes the little boy. says it just give me a few more cuz. we're running out of time you got to ask.

yourself one question do I feel lucky. well do you. punk dirty hairy Unforgiven I'm guessing. two at a time you I drink your milkshake. I drink it up oh I I quoted this movie. recently even though I'm not a movie. quoter uh gosh what's it called it the. There Will Be Blood yes oh you not. entertained. Gladiator I sounded like Gandalf I know.

who I am I'm the dude that's playing the. dude disguises another dude White Men. Can't Jump I know who I am I'm the dude. just playing the dude disguises another. dude um Tropic Thunder yes and one last. one the lack of humility before nature. that's being displayed here up staggers. me the lack of humility before nature. that's being displayed here up staggers. me I'm just I'm Jeff goblo I'm a Guess. The Blob. Jurassic Park man the fly Jurassic Park.

I'm me to say you need to go to movie. quoting school so you can and then what. so you can quote movies at parties. exactly and be the guy that does that. I'm not going to apologize for being bad. at this I trust you were better than me. I hope you were better than link if. we're still looking up baby let's end. this. show here we. go voicemail greeting so this is back in. the day you used to like do a voicemail. greeting on tape now you do it on your.

phone this is as if we're roommates and. we've got to make a new voicemail. greeting right so it's like record now. hey it's rat hey and and it's link sorry. we missed you but next. time you can't you can't have a gap like. that start over Okay hey and Link no. listen let me. start. hey hey if you want to start start just. start can I start hey it's r. say it's link but no I need to go first.

man cuz it's R and Link three. two hey it's link and R and thanks for. calling us but we're not here so leave a. message at the sound at the tone and. your phone number let's sing the last. part we'll get back to. you. [Music]. tomorrow oh.