20 Worst Tattoos Ever

some tattoos are good and some tattoos. are really bad I'm Jake Daryl from. Columbus Ohio let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning this episode. is brought to you by True Blue Tattoo in. Austin Texas that is where we are right. now if you want to get a tattoo and you. want it to be awesome this is the place. to come to get your tattoo True Blue. Tattoo downtown Austin Texas we're still.

here right we are still in Austin still. here in Austin we like maybe we should. stay here no I mean I like it a lot but. we have we have families and they're not. here yeah we need to spend time with. them it's the thing to do that's a good. point but I am fond of the city and I've. enjoyed the barbecue and I'm I'm. enjoying the scenery of uh the most. awesome tattoo parlor that I've ever. that I've ever been in thanks to all of. you who came out to uh K's barbecue last. night the first ever live audience we. don't have a live audience tonight we.

just have some people who really don't. know anything about Good Mythical. Morning kind of just in the background. which is totally fine performing tattoos. cleaning things getting things ready. sketching who who knows what else is. going on back there a couple years ago. we actually made a commercial for True. Blue. [Music]. Tattoo you do realize it's. permanent people will stare at. you elderly women will be afraid of you.

children will look at you and. cry when you're 80 that demon will look. like a chocolate bunny left in a hot. [Music]. car you can forget about ever being a. bank teller or a daycare. worker I hope you like the idea of being. a. Carney why don't you just check yourself. into. prison Mike Tyson has a face tattoo.

in about a decade you'll come to an. important Financial Crossroads get the. minivan or laser removal surgery so the. angle for the commercial was kind of a. reverse reverse psychology oh you. shouldn't get a tattoo so you will get a. tattoo or maybe that's just reverse. psycholog well and it worked because we. actually got tattoos right here in the. True Blue Tattoo right here but we. didn't we didn't watch the commercial. and get the tattoos no we made the. commercial we got the we got the.

tattoos so that we would have the. respect of the people who needed to be. in the. commercial and we got them on our butts. so that they wouldn't be seen un unless. we wanted to show them to you well or. anyone and we we laid right here right. behind us in this space here on one of. these padded tables this is a special. place for us and Link cried like a baby. well I wouldn't say that but my I mean. my my eyes weld up I I did not know it.

was going to feel the way it felt I did. not appreciate the depth to which the. needle descended into my tush in order. to deliver the ink in such a way as to. keep it in there you embarrassed. yourself a little bit that's I mean as a. man you embarrass yourself a little bit. I mean it's okay it's it's been a couple. years ago you've gotten over it but you. you embarrassed yourself I I don't feel. like I was embarrassed speaking of. embarrassing yourself okay when people. make the decision to get uh a piece of.

artwork a piece of permanent artwork on. their body most people most same people. say I'm going to take some time to think. about what it is that I'm getting I'm. going to get something that represents. something I'm going to get something. that symbolizes something and I'm going. to get a qualified tattoo artist like. someone who would be a true blue tattoo. to make it happen and to fulfill my. vision but as evidence by pictures that. we have seen on the internet and we are. about to show you that is not always the. case in fact it seems to be quite often.

the case that people just kind of get. tattoos without thinking about it uh. it's like it's like it's an outof Body. Experience from less than qualified. people yeah so before we show you any of. these pictures we want to. re-emphasize none of these were tattooed. at True Blue Tattoo these were uh you. know places where I wouldn't recommend. getting tattoos and I do recommend. getting one here on your butt even. though it does hurt anywhere you want. red thinks that I embarrassed myself in.

the process just only a little bit only. a little bit okay so let's let's look at. some of these I'm really into My Little. Pony and I'm really into. X-Men how how can these Two Worlds. Collide I got an idea the thing that. confuses me is the proportion is. Wolverine like shrunken or is the pony. like a giant My Little Pony it's it's a. my giant Pony it's up to you man I think.

this is supposed to be a cougar or a. mountain lion but it it looks as if. someone took the picture of the cougar. and then reflected it in one of those. Funhouse mirrors and then the artist. drew what he saw in the funh housee. mirrror I think this is just someone who. didn't reference an actual picture of a. cougar now this is just a classic bad. tattoo so this is a guy's inner thigh. with Patrick swayy dressed up as a chip. andelle dancer SL.

minitar with with rainbows behind him in. front of a double rainbow that. crisscrosses I mean I got to be honest. with you I can find absolutely nothing. wrong with this tattoo this could. possibly be the perfect tattoo I've. heard about having eyes in the back of. your head but I've never heard about. having an eye for the back of your head. apparently it is a lot more difficult to. tattoo a tiger on someone than I. suspected I think this tattoo is the. reason why people are are afraid of.

clowns okay now this one kind of takes a. few steps to fully digest this is a. unicorn with a tropical plant growing. out of its butt smelling a tropical. flower doing number one in the form of a. rainbow onto a cupcake like the. patricky. minitar I can find nothing wrong with. this. tattoo this is and you know the fact. that it's already given itself number. one one I'm going to make this the best.

tattoo of all time yeah it says it right. there number one right judging by some. of the tattoos I've seen I've concluded. that there's people who just say okay. it's Tuesday it's time for me to get. another tattoo I got this spot over my. right ankle I don't know what should go. there but something's going to go there. tonight okay well how about this just. think of the first thing that comes to. your mind when you look around your. backyard okay go lawn chair my only. guess as to how this guy came up with. this is what I what I just described.

what is the any other explanation that. makes any sense maybe he's a lawn chair. salesman he was like oh look at this new. model over my right ankle yeah right. maybe it's when he crosses his legs it's. like his other ankle is being nested. into a lawn chair the other ankle has a. person on it and he like puts them. together like a cricket and it's and. it's a person sitting in a lawn chair. every man needs a six-pack I got a. sneaking suspicion that this was taken. at a NASCAR race that is a big bare face. I think I know the purpose of this.

tattoo this is for when you're being. attacked by a black bear you just take. off your shirt and turn around he he. whimpers in intimidation now I know. enough about drawing to know that doing. a portrait of somebody is very difficult. doing a portrait of a child is really. difficult doing a portrait of an infant. is. infantes difficult not to mention trying. to do that on the skin of another human. I can't imagine how you could do that. and pull it off proper well and based on.

this tattoo apparently it's not too easy. to make your tattoo look like your child. but it is apparently easy to make him. look like a hobo I think the thing on. the left is a picture taped to his back. and the thing on the right is the tattoo. but if the thing on the left is a tattoo. then that's an awesome tattoo yeah it's. not I have no clue what's Happening Here. T-Rex king of the dinosaurs or.

third grader drawing on the back of a. 30-year-old you know you've got a bad. tattoo when you're ashamed to show it to. your cat Okay Kitty I'm going to go to. the tattoo parlor and get you tattooed. on my arm and then I'm going to come. back and I'm going to show it to you he. goes gets it done comes back a few hours. later cat's like all right let me see it. he like uh no I changed my mind I'm. pretty sure that the uh this cat ran. away after this after seeing this now I. don't know if this guy's coming or going.

but I'm pretty sure I don't want to ask. either side of him he kind of looks like. Crosby from Crosby Steels and Nash oh. yeah yeah actually this is not a tattoo. this is actually Crosby from Crosby. Stills and Nesh when I think of a Texan. I guess this is what I. think if I'm not. mistaken that's clay Ain the person who. got the baby portrait should have. contacted this artist because that. actually kind of it looks at least like. clay Akens cousin I wonder what this.

guy's nickname is what does being Mr. Cool Ice have to do as. skeletons uh apparently everything now I. think there ought to be a law for some. particular tattoos when the tattoo. artist begins to give it to someone they. immediately have to call the authorities. and have the person incarcerated ahead. of time for the crime that they will. commit this is one of those tattoos but. his eyebrows say wrongfully convicted. this man should be put in prison for the.

crime he's going to commit in the future. it's going to happen let's just go ahead. and take care of it hey man I'm. extreme wait how do you spell. extreme oh yeah yeah actually I'm. extreme it's the new thing extreme it's. like extreme but it's more. efficient this dude's parents are not. proud now this is a clever tattoo I. think it's some sort of defense. mechanism yeah this guy will never be be. killed while sleeping this did not.

necessarily inspire me to get another. tattoo but if if you if you were going. to get a tattoo right now what would you. get I'm a big fan of anything that. incorporates the belly button those are. those are kind of gross because they. because what the belly button represents. right but you you're you're aware of. that. yeah you're into that kind of thing yeah. I okay I think I've come up with the. coolest tattoo concept that I've never. seen on a purse okay. and it only works if you're a musician I.

think if you play a guitar the coolest. tattoo is to tattoo your fingers and. your hand and your entire forearm so. that when you play your guitar when you. hold the guitar in the way that your. hand will be at rest it Blends in with. your guitar so in other words go into. the tattoo parlor with your guitar sit. there and have him paint the guitar on. your hand so that then when you're. playing your arm. disappears that is a cool tattoo what if. you get a new some out there needs to. get that what if you get a new guitar.

you need to be like Willie Nelson and. never replace your guitar you're. committed to. it okay or you could get a new guitar. that's just a black guitar and paint. your whole arm black okay let's close. down this episode uh from True Blue. Tattoo we're going to what do you think. in the comments is the coolest tattoo. that you could get let us know we might. get one I'm going to bring up the uh. fake wheel of mythicality let's spin the. wheel and see how to end this episode of. Good Mythical Morning.

spinning okay let's read it show the. audience your. tattoos okay I I mean only because it's. on the wheel okay let's in we'll do in. three we'll stand up then doing 3 two. one kind of but we got to unbuckle our. pants. first okay here we. go. three two.

one huh I never thought I would have. done that on the internet no no no only. for you guys I'll be that open thanks. for joining. [Music]. us help does it feel like like needles. going into your tush it feels like prism.