2 Dudes Vandalize McDonalds Over Onions

two dudes in Tennessee vandalize the. McDonald's because they didn't like the. way their cheeseburgers were made hi I'm. Logan from. Canada let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning today's. episode is brought to you by culas the. guys with the goods including the 80s. retro iPhone case because you know you. want to be the person in your group of. people who has the iPhone that looks. like it's from the 80s yeah that's where.

you get it culas decom hello I don't. really have a call right now but if I. did I can answer it you'd be that guy. and my iPhone is protected two allegedly. drunk diners were arrested after they. threw bricks into McDonald's Windows. because their cheeseburgers lacked a. sufficient amount of. onions can you just give me that again. just so that I can believe it two. allegedly drunk diners were arrested. after they threw bricks into McDonald's. Windows because they're cheeseburgers.

lacked a sufficient amount of onions. reading it again did not help me believe. it anymore okay so there's two guys in. Murphy's buror Tennessee now we've been. to Murphy's Boro a few times MTSU is. where that is yep um it's in the middle. of the Tennessee State yep and there's. two guys Shawn mosy and Christopher. slate 20 but we're not going to share. their names yeah but they will remain. nameless but their names are Shawn mosy. and Christopher slate uh they are 23 and. 21 respectively now they were quote this.

is what they say upset upset with. McDonald's because their cheeseburgers. have been messed up I guess that was. what the uh the police told this The. Smoking Gun and then they premeditated. an attack on the Murphy's Boro eery that. had scorned them so this is this is what. happened this is what went down let me. just give you the sequence of events. okay okay these guys show up early. Sunday they want some cheat burgers and. uh they are upset because they didn't.

put enough onions on the cheeseburgers. so they go home and they get drunk and. they get worked up about how few onions. are on the. cheeseburgers I mean just just two guys. sitting. there you. know hey. man uh take a look at your cheeseburger. for a second what what good man just. open it and look at it lift the lid okay. okay just looks like a cheeseburger.

nothing nothing nothing out of out of. the ordinary to me I don't think would. you. say that you have enough onions well. just really think about it not as you. mention it it's less than normal isn't. it it is a little bit less than normal. amount of onions they're small they're. diced they're always diced that's how I. come to expect them but I would think I. would think that there should be more of. them we got to do something matter of. fact I am I am getting pretty perturbed. about I'm getting worked up we got to do. something about this look at that that's.

an insult to you that's an insult to me. you know you're right I'm personally. offended by this this has got to be Reed. there should be more onions here I think. that I think they got a vendetta over. over us it should be rectified we got to. get in the car and we got to drive over. to the McDonald's and we got to give. them what for and you know what there's. a there's a center block out there and a. rock let's take them with us I don't. know what we're going to do but we'll. figure it out once we get there pause. pause the reenactment this is what. happened next.

the onions I like the onions but if. there are less onions I've never gotten. angry about that matter of fact two many. onions will be the real problem right. too few onions I can I'm okay with that. as a human being once they received. their subpar patties early on Sunday the. two allegedly went home got drunk and. continued to drink beer and get worked. up about the cheeseburgers Dam onions. man the more I think about it gosh I. just cannot believe it it's a personal. vend over us we were ticked this is the.

two the two boys they probably speaking. in unison we. were I mean tick is an understatement. you can read it it's right there no I'm. just going to guess we hung out and. drank more and everything went down down. the more I thought about it I knew that. the onions that normal people would get. normal amount of onions and that they. were depriving us of our rights to have. a lot of them diced onions slate. allegedly threw a brick through the. McDonald's front window while mosy even.

allegedly I did it I threw a brick. through the front window of the. McDonald's and you know what it was. covered in onions and while mosy is. accused of throwing a big piece of. concrete hey you got a brick I got to. get something go you go over to the side. window yeah that looks good you go over. to the drive-thru window and I'll go to. the front and in simultaneousness we'll. throw our bricks through there and we'll. teach them mess never again will they. under onion a burger here we go I I'll. go over there and count to three.

three I only I counted to three you're. supposed to count down two one i' I've. already thrown mine all right I did it I. think I got one of thees and then what. happened they were arrested uh well it. went through they went through the two. windows and then two employees sustained. minor injuries I think I got one of them. they they had employes yeah yeah yeah. this is serious they can't have enough. onions on their burgers horrible cops. found slate don't aim for people man.

just break break property but not not. employee so one of them got home because. the cops found slate at home but the. other guy was captured mosy you D toot. and I went home I had to keep drinking. beer and eating my burger I left my. burger back there mosy was captured. because he had reportedly Fallen face. first into the pavement and couldn't get. up because he was too drunk mosy get up. mosy on out of here now come on mosy Mo. mosy on out of here listen I got to get. out of here the cops are coming man just.

go home man one of us needs to get out. of here all right I'll be back at home. just call me if you need me I can't get. up don't mention my name if the cops ask. you about me I'm just going to lay here. please first for a while you threw both. of them things it's kind of comfortable. the more I think about. it oh now this got me to thinking that. there are two types of people in the. world okay the types that throw rocks. through McDonald's and the types who. don't no the types that throw bricks and. the types that throw large pieces of. concrete.

no uh there's two types of people. there's a person who orders their burger. in a certain. way you you think they ask for extra. onions no no no I'm just saying it. they're kind of unrelated in one sense. kind of related kind of unrelated it. just made me think because I think. there's a difference between me and you. we we've known each other for a very. long time we have ordered a lot of. burgers together now when I order a. burger I'd. say I've never not done this if I go to. McDonald's order a cheeseburger I just.

say cheeseburger I if I go anywhere I. just say I want a cheeseburger and only. if if it's one of those places where. they ask me what I want on it do I tell. them what I want it I just get it the I. don't know just give it to me the how. you want it and then there are people. like you yeah who do who do it the right. way who have it your way I mean it is. with without fail and my wife is like. this too if we go out to eat at like a. restaurant I just pick a menu item and. you trust spaghetti. Bol I say Bol that's how I say it that's.

right and U my wife has to ask a series. of questions about the menu items and is. always changing it a little bit. insulting the chef I think well it's one. thing yeah and I will say okay at. restaurants where it's fine dining I. tend to not alter the menu as much. because it's someone who takes pride in. a creation but at fast food places I. will say at McDonald's I don't alter. anything I'm fine with it I don't ask. for extra onions and I don't get upset. when there's fewer onions but at Bur. King uh appropriately enough I I say no.

tomatoes because you like they've. invited for it to be my way they've. they've they've given me the license to. do that and no I do not like tomatoes if. McDonald's or anyone else puts tomatoes. on stuff yeah I'll eat salsa and I like. ketchup but I don't like tomatoes so. I'll take it off what is that what are. you saying that says about me I don't. think it's okay well first of all I'm. I'm not saying it's a negative thing I'm. not saying one is better than the other. but my theory is now first of all we. talked about picky eaters I think we. talked about that on Goode whatever we.

call that the old show good morning Chia. Lincoln yeah uh so we can go back and. watch that later but this isn't. necessarily about picky eaters this is I. think that someone who has an. inclination to have it their way when it. comes to ordering food like I wanted. that and I don't want onions and I don't. want tomatoes and I don't want mustard I. want a little extra mayonnaise in fact. the more opinions that they have about. the burger that they order the more. particular opinions they have about lots.

of life. situations that's my theory now first of. all I've done a a little research and it. has been suggested I don't necessarily. think it's been proven but it has been. suggested that picky eating in general. is a genetic thing uh there's a study of. like 5,000 pairs of identical twins I. don't know exactly how all this went. down but they essentially determined. that it's not a lot of people think a. lot of parents judge other parents when. they see a kid that's a picky eater they. think the are doing something wrong like.

you don't know how to expose your. children to food you're just you got to. spoil brat well it actually turns out. that most of that inclination for picky. eating is a genetic thing so but I think. that if you have that inclination a. picky eating inclination you're going to. be picky about other things in your life. if you're particular about your food. you're going to be particular about. other things you're going to be. particular about the temperature for. instance that's this something that. holds true I'm very particular yeah I'm. particular about all those things. because I have I have an opinion about. things that impact me personally if.

something impacts me personally I'm. going to develop an opinion about it and. as to optimize my experience and that. can be channeled into positive things. that's why you do more of the editing. and more of the very detailed editing. with the stuff that that we work on. because I just kind of like yeah okay. you know I mean whatever and then you. kind of get down into the eding but on. the negative side it makes it a little. bit more difficult to hang out with. somebody who's picky because you know. I'm just gonna go up to the place and.

I'm just gonna say give me a burger the. guy who's a little bit more particular. is a little bit I'm not making you eat. my burger but it's a little bit annoying. you have to admit that it's a little bit. annoying to say no tomato when I'm. ordering a burger with oh my gosh I'm so. annoyed no I'm saying with with with. every life situation that you encounter. some they're going to have a little. extra opinion and then a little extra. opinion it's just can be a little. Annoying it's something you just have to. sort of say okay you know what I'm just. going to stay out of this and let him.

have it his way just being honest with. you I just I think if you're annoyed by. someone ordering tomato no tomato that's. that's being a little I'm saying how it. translates into other areas like you. know it's like one degree too cold in. here right now or it's like one degree. too hot right or you smell funny yeah. you do a lot of that you do a lot of. maybe I smell funny I I you're the one. who's smelling funny I'm just the one I. smell like tomatoes no or onions and I'm. also I also hate it when people say oh. you can't taste the tomatoes well if you.

like tomatoes you don't taste them but. if you if you don't if you do like. tomatoes you don't taste them if you. don't like them you're going to taste. them that bananas too I don't like. bananas and anything see are you annoyed. right now see you're not annoyed I I'm. slightly annoyed I'm not saying it ruins. our friendship I'm just saying it's a. little annoying you're not going to. throw a brick at me I'm e I'm easier to. get along with ask Jason who's easier to. get along with stay don't answer that I. don't want to be fired all right yeah we. all right in the comments are you a.

picky eater and are you picky about. other things I thought you going to say. question in the comments who annoys you. more yeah yeah exctly which is fine with. me you can ask that question how we. going to end this episode link does dead. move on rat so now I get my Redemption. which I'm never good at this but the. dead move from uh the Gregory Brothers. episode a few weeks back it's what you. used to do to me use your weight against. me I'm going to don't hurt my back. now I'm did what do you weigh like.

74 155 I'm dead yeah it this doesn't. have the same I think some spit just. fell out of my mouth and it landed right. there it doesn't have the same effect I. wonder how much actually landed in your. hair I really I really I can't get up I. don't feel like I'm being dominated at. all I'm dead the more I think about it. I'm totally dead. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].