15 Prison Slang Words You Must Know

if you ever find yourself in prison. you're going to be glad you watch this. let's talk about that hi I'm Mariana. from linoln Nebraska Good Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by the. community go to Red link.com and click. on B and you will be entered into a. world of never ending Happ happiness and.

fun with other mythical beasts drawing. things and making comments on things and. just interacting in a electronic way. it'll change your life do I need to put. a disclaimer on that like it really. won't change your life it could change. your life yeah it was it was on there. results vary it was on there okay all. that was already up oh are you planning. on going to prison anytime soon because. you're in the right place today you're. talking to me I'm talking to them I mean. you know some some people so hey Billy. what do you want to be when you grow up.

I want to be a. prisoner I want to go to prison when I. grow up well they say that in Sweden. right because it's so cushy yeah yeah. yeah it's like a mansion there I've. heard it's like in in Sweden in Sweden. you're like I can go to college I could. go to prison prison College college. prison kind of the same deal and again. there's more disclaimers I think popping. up on the screen over I don't have any. plans to go to prison but I did get a. ticket okay well what I'm going to say. may help you what's your ticket I got a.

$100 murder ticket stop sign ticket they. don't give tickets for murdering people. by the way they arrest you they don't. send you to prison for running a stops. sign well I'm not gonna I'm not paying. it because I feel like I've been. violated I feel I feel like I've been. wronged I was in a park somewhere and. they and they took a picture of me. running a stop sign how how can they. tell by a picture that I'm running a. stop sign right it's a static image it's. a point in time. exactly it's a good I look stopped in.

the picture that's all I got to. say anyway I'm not going to pay it and. maybe I'll go to prison so well I I. think you're on a slippery slope towards. prison so you're going to want to listen. up here and you people too all right uh. courtesy again of Mental Floss uh I. found this article that goes through. prison. slang and what the meaning is and I you. know I just thought it would be more. interactive and educational if we turn. this into an exercise where I list out.

the prison slang to you and I don't tell. you what it means and then you tell me. what you think it means and you people. at home can think to yourself or to your. friends who you're watching with what. you think the terms mean and then I will. give you the right answer and you better. remember it when you're in prison see. it's like you're you're the new guy in. prison and you don't know you don't know. the language you got to learn the. language you have a you have a leg up if. you watch Good Mythical Morning okay. let's do this so I'm going to think like. an inmate.

all. day I say this in prison all day they. use it in sentences you got to know what. it. means I think that's uh that's seriously. I think that's someone that's serving a. life sentence he's in here all day. that's it that's good right you got. think all day means a Life Center you. got to think like an inmate I'm doing. all day how long are you in for. yep backd door parole.

I I have nothing for that just nothing's. safe you mean no you just tell me what. it means that means to die in prison he. he got back to a parole meaning he died. he got out of prison by ding him out the. at the back door in in a body bag if I. have to keep explaining these to you. you're going to get shanked okay I know. what that means that means to get hit in. the head with a piece of metal of. something not in the head it's me. usually is in the Torso area yeah well.

anywhere. Cadillac this is a. noun um I think Cadillac is like a fancy. prison cell like a big prison cell. close it's the bunk it's the actual bed. an inmate's bunk is their. Cadillac is it a nice bed or anybody's. bed an inmates bunk it's being they're. being fous I think they have S of Senses. of fumers in prisons.

cuz I would think like a smaller one. would be like a Prius like I got look I. got a Prius I think that's what they. call the toilet you know the toilets in. prison don't have seats nothing to lift. it's more mine doesn't have a seat I. took that off years ago three Knee. Deep. um this is this is uh this is when an. inmate becomes entrenched in playing uh. prison yard games especially becomes.

obsessed with three-legged. racing no oh look at him he's three Knee. Deep I knew this was going to happen he. loves the game I got a lot to get. through we got to get through these now. to stab someone so that they're injured. but not killed usually as a warning I. went three KNE deep I didn't go all the. way I didn't piss the B. organs dance on the black. top this is when a fight breaks out on. the basketball court and the guards. start shooting at their feet.

Cal calm down dance dance no it's it's. to get stabbed if you're stabbed you've. had a dance on the black top cuz it. happens in the prison yard dipping in. the. Kool-Aid this is when someone becomes. convinced that prison is. [Laughter]. awesome look at him he's dipping in the. Kool-Aid look at him look at it on his. his face you can tell he's been dipping.

into the Kool-Aid I think that's. drinking the Kool-Aid he loves it now. this actually applies to anybody I guess. if you're not in prison attempting to. enter a conversation the person has no. place in or is not welcome in ah so. that's what the the conversation usurper. this an AB conversation see your way out. of it y four piece. suit uh this is when you wear all the. prison prison issued clothing at once. this when you everything that they gave.

you to wear you put it on so jumpsuit. hat prison gloves I don't know what do. they have vest oh he must be cold he's. in his four piece suit hey he's even got. the slippers on it's a full set of. restraints composed of handcuffs leg. irons and waist chain and security boxes. to cover the restraints keyholes got it. that makes more sense what about the. term I got. jigs that's the prison term for I got. dibs I got jigs on that seat nope it's I.

got jigs while you make that shank to. keep a lookout or watch for officers ah. I got your back I got jigs I got Lookout. I'm looking out jigs pay attention this. is you're going to need this one day. Grandma's grandmas grandmas like. multiple grandmas n like ownership like. Grandma's. place I'm going to Grandma's Grandma's. refers to the possessions of an inmate.

who is now identifying himself as an. elderly. female no there are there's a lots of. gender things happening in prison it. probably should be that but this is just. the cell of the gang leader like you're. going to meet with the boss Jack Rabbit. parole that's out of prison and right. back in prison close but not really to. escape from a facility that's when you. get out by escaping Jack Rabbit pe oh I. should have taken a hint from back door. parole.

kter that's what they call Easter in. prison happy kter happy kter and then. it's a lot like Easter I don't if if. someone wishes you a happy kter run to. hide Contraband in one's rectum oh also. known as taking it in the hoop putting. it in the safe and packing the rabbit. and when you I'm just saying and when. you when you take it out it's called. back door. parole no it's not monkey happy Easter.

monkey mouth cold. sorce look at that he's got a horrible. case a monkey. Mouse don't kiss him. Grandma a prisoner. who a prisoner who goes on and on about. nothing man he's got the monkey mouth. don't bring him over here why don't they. just say diarrhea of the mouth because. it you don't because it's prison don't. say diarrhea in prison yeah right cuz. it's happening everywhere what Ninja.

Turtles that's when you clog a toilet in. prison wow you clog it and you're like. Ninja Turtles uh oh call the guard I. made I made some Ninja. Turtles no it's actually just their. favorite. cartoon Really nope uh Ninja Turtles. guards dressed in full riot gear also. known as known as hats and bats that's. good that's good yeah look like a ninja. turtle peels.

peels peels. peels when you get a bad case of sunburn. from the prison yard the orange jumpsuit. uniforms worn by prisoners in some. facilities I got a bad case of the peels. hey Grandma could you rub some of this. lotion on my back all right last but not. least. roadkill uh this one's complicated. you're never going to get this the. mystery meet in the cafeteria what is. this roog kill.

both it we're Italian prisoners. cigarette butts picked up from roadsides. by prison work crew they're brought back. to the facility aka the prison and and. collected the tobacco is then rerolled. with toilet paper to smoke yeah that. sounds good which is we've been doing. this ourselves for years and we never. know what to call it's a prison thing Ro. kill yeah let's go out and get some road. kill we all learned something today and. you Swedish fans uh I'm sure you have a. whole another set of lingo for your.

prisons let us know in the. comments let us know what you thought. some of those things meant or not R and. Link are glued to their chairs all right. this has been good man hey see you let's. go get some lunch you want some lunch or. visit a prison. okay oh so hey hold on what in the world. hold on it happened to you yep look look. at that it's it's on me too Jason look. at that.

you're. fired I got. jigs no. [Music].