10 Weird Ways to Live Longer

it's time to play the 10 ways to live. longer game I'm ready I'm my name is. Gabriel hi my name is Jonathan my name's. Andrew we're from Mesa Arizona Good. Mythical. [Music]. Morning Good Mythical Morning today's. episode is brought to you by the redlink. store go to Red link.com and click on. store you can get this shirt Viva laast.

Das and all types of other things you. might not see this on our store website. but if you click on t-shirts it'll take. you over to the dftba store where we. sell all those t-shirts that's a. mustache get one of those okay I've. prepared something that should be fun it. should be enlightening um yep you're. going to thank me when this is over I'm. going to thank you or I'm going to thank. you you're going to think about me and. thank me okay and so are you people at. home okay in an effort to counteract the. recent viral sensation known as dumb.

ways to die so many ways to. die I have found an article on. list25.com entitled 25 ways to live. longer I have adapted it into a game. that we are going to play I Love Games. paired it down to 10 questions or so uh. true or false game oh those are easy. because you got a 50-50 chance yeah and. you need every little bit of help you. can get W because you are the subject. and you can play a long at home what.

game show host what am I playing for. link okay all right that's actually a. good question I've thought about this. and you might can see off camera here. that I've I've kind of put some work. into this now here's the thing test R. the reason why I'm playing this game is. so that you can learn to live longer. okay this is to help you elongate your. life because I care about you I am very. tall though so I'm already kind of. elongated in some ways you should I mean. your your lifespan don't want you to die.

okay prematurely why because you're. great man because link.com is taken cuz. link.com is taken you can see right. through me right here's what I'm going. to do I'm gonna I'm going to make a. statement you're going to tell me true. or false but you can do an link if you. get it wrong I am forcing you to do. something healthy to counteract your. wrongness and that is. eat some broccoli pops now this is real. broccoli I didn't know it looked like. this but this is it I call these. broccoli pops oh or broccoli and you.

have to take a big honk big honk and. bite of these every time you get one. wrong but if you get it right you. deserve a reward even because you're. going to live longer I'm going to I'll. allow you to be rewarded with my trip to. Burger King not a. sponsor quadruple. Whopper these things are so big they're. not on the menu triple Whopper is but. quadr they couldn't even fit it in the. Whopper box let me see that thing oh. you'll see when when you get it right.

you'll see it you'll open that thing up. and you'll take a bite all right here we. go guys are you ready are you ready at. home so if I get it right I get the. Whopper around the television with your. mom if I get it right I get to take a. bite of the quadruple yes you get which. is not good for you if I get it wrong I. got to take a bite out of a broccoli. cone which is good for. you number 10. okay you can live longer by having a. small. [Music]. butt true false.

according to a study done at Oxford. University women who have pear-shaped. figures with some extra padding around. the hips are actually at a lower risk of. Contracting heart and metabolic diseases. take a huge honking bite of that you. know you want that look at that. quadruple Whopper just stearing you in. the face all right BR it is good for you. it's got. potassium high in pottassium you got. your Ranch no Ranch ain't good for you. that true or false no that's that's not. one of them all right how are you doing. people.

are you biting your your imaginary. Whopper that's bigger than I thought it. was number nine uh live a longer Life by. eating more. garlic true that's right Rett true open. that quadruple Whopper it's been shown. to boost your immune system reduce blood. immune reduce blood pressure and even. prevent cancer boy look at that L garlic. also Wards off vampires and members of. the opposite. sex and. warts good God gosh that thing's tall.

it's a lot of meat it's so much better. than. broccoli yeah it is isn't it oh man it. smells good too flame broiled flame. broiled ending your life early that's. what that is boy that's what I was made. for right now number eight true or false. extend your life by playing the diery. [Music]. dud true true.

pick a little liberties with do. something that stimulates your brain and. keeps you inspired which is no no other. thing is better than the digy do good. gosh and you're not you're not going. light on it either I got to a pickle it. looks it looks like a UFO it's so big. it's like a burger version of a death. star number seven true or false you can. live longer by making a middle class. income not too rich not too poor.

BS you're right R I'm happy for you you. want to be rich to be healthier people. according to a data released by the. national Center of health statistics 24%. of people with a family income of less. than 20 grand suffered from chronic. illness while the number was only 6% for. those making 75 grand or. more you know what I'm not thinking this. burger could really use some. broccoli no not I'm not thinking that. are you thinking that you're you're.

you're dying a slow and painful death as. a result of enjoying that I'm enjoying. myself number six true or false extend. the length of your life by squatting. when you. [Music]. poop true I made these too easy come on. people you were not designed to poop. sitting down you were made to poop with. your butt hanging down between your. ankles if you I've seen squatty potties. I'm going right in the middle the seated. pooping position isn't only responsible.

for increased hemorrhoids but also colar. rectal cancer there's nothing better to. talk about while taking a huge body that. than coloral. cancer number. five extend your life true or false by. making lots of. babies. true it is true why do you are you even. going to you better start getting.

something. wrong recent Studies have shown that a. woman has more children as she has more. children her life expectancy increases. psychologist hypothesize this is. probably due to the contact and support. she receives as they grow older sounds. kind of weak to me but also D the more. children you have the more likely are to. die I mean there's lots of broccoli here. you got something for me to miss I. thought I didn't think you were going to. get all of. these all right number four extend the.

length of your life true or false six. now I've had five bites four bites I'm. I'm going down I'm counting down oh make. a clone army of. [Music]. yourself make a clone army yeah of. yourself false nope that's true that's. the best way to harvest organs for. yourself as you get older it actually. could happen you know the the military. is actually developing ways to grow.

human organs but if you could clone. yourself you actually wanted to eat. broccoli you started to feel horrible I. think you missed that one on purpose. it's about balance are you guys no it's. not about balance it if you just ate. broccoli you you would live longer this. quadruple Whopper number three says. moderation extend the length of your. life true or false by winning an. Oscar and this is coral.

false those people die young yeah you. know it is false but it's not about it's. not about that so I don't think you have. to take byy that if you don't want to. I'm starting to feel bad for you feel. bad for me I'm having time of my life. extend the length of your life not by. winning an oscar but by winning a Nobel. Prize researchers have found that. winners of the Nobel Prize live up to. one and a half years longer than their. unrecognized scientist or whatever. counterparts if you win a Noel prize you. live longer I wonder wonder why that is.

cuz those people are smarter and they. don't eat quadruple whoppers it's not. that they're smarter it's just they. happen to discover something that. boosted their. ego okay true or false extend the length. of your life by moving to a South. American. [Music]. Island F that's right R get your. quadruple. on uh you want to move to a Greek island. to be more precise move to the island of. aaria nearly one third of the people who.

live there Live Well into their '90s. scientists believe that a combination of. the Mediterranean diet and an active. lifestyle give this little island the. largest percentage of non aerian I'm. good at e as 90y olds good at this game. all right guys how are you doing at home. I should have told you to get a. quadruple Whopper and some broccoli is. that it I'm not done am I this is the. final one your. opportunity two or false extend the. length of your life bye drum roll please. [Music].

becoming. Hispanic well first of all that's. impossible if you could. [Music]. though true why do you think it's true. cuz I want to eat as. wob it is. true what it's oh that still happened. that's fine we thought there was. something wrong with the audio but there. wasn't go ahead and take your bite. becoming Hispanic true Hispanics in the. United States have an average life. expectancy of 80.6 years which is over 2.

years more than any other group. congratulations I got. through a lot of. calories what got me one too you think. you can eat as much as. me your jaw just popped while you ate. that felt good though tasted good. oh we should do this every day eat. quadruple wappers.

yeah I like. it a lot of beef in. there link discovers. Rett is a. [Laughter]. falcon. hey look this way y look at me yeah oh. goodness yep I've never noticed this. before you're Falcon yeah it's is this.

is like a beak I think it is a beak but. flop around a little bit well it's not. really I'm not in full form right now. you look like a falcon though yep. Falcons love quadruple whoppers you. don't even want to do the role play you. just want to eat the Whopper fine I'll. do that. [Music].

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