10 Things All Moms Say

mom say the darnest things let's play a. game about. [Music]. that good mythical morning Mother's Day. is fast approaching in what WEA better. way or weather Bay better way to. celebrate moms than to play a game about. the things that mommies say now red. doesn't know much about this because I. have formulated this game I'm calling it.

all moms say the same darnest things and. here's what's going to happen right. first of all uh what are we playing for. link we're going to assume roles the. first thing good at that you're going to. be a mom so go ahead and get in in. momdom I'm going to be the kid and I'm. going to present different scenarios. that things that kids will say and the. question is how is the m how does a mom. respond so you're going to come up with. the typical mom resp I'm going to tell.

if you're right or wrong if you get six. out of 10 of these correct you win the. Mother's Day coupon uh homemade Book. coupon book uh check that out there good. for one foot rub oh I love coupons oh. it's and I love foot rubs too both of. I'm going to put my I'm put my my thing. here so you can't cheat I also I can't. read with these on so it's going to help. you all right just to give you an. example of how this game's going to work. M uh here's something the K I won't do.

that the whole time I'm just answering. character I'll be myself you know I look. totally normal Channel your mom Diane. only for the answers so I'll be the kid. hey Mom will you give me that Lego piece. way over there I'm trying to build a. spaceship what would the typical mom say. Legos are evil no um I'm GNA let me. actually think about it um this is not. the game this is an example is your are. your legs broken because you can go and.

do it yourself that's it okay so you. would have got that right but that was. just an example that's not the game how. how correct was I are your legs broken. why don't you pick it up yourself no way. that's it well my mom used to say stuff. like that to me m that that's the point. of the game right all moms say the same. darnest thing it's just going to be. you're not that much of a genius okay. okay here we. go mom can I have a quarter to get a. piece of gum.

money doesn't grow on. trees am I right that's. right yeah I'm an expert the full answer. is what do you think money grows on. trees question. mark I should have been a mom all right. next question see if you can you know. what they can make men pregnant now they. can make men pregnant I saw it on. Discovery Channel I don't want to meet. they.

Mommy I don't want to take a bath I hate. baths and so on and so forth well if you. keep crying it'll clean. you like the. tears have you ever heard a mom say that. no but I don't if you cry so much it'll. be a bath yeah well just keep crying and. it'll be like a shower from your own. eyeballs the correct answer say if you.

don't stop crying I'm going to give you. something to cry about. oh Sor here's another one bit of a. stretch sorry mom's everywhere go with. me on this one hey everybody I just. entered the house and didn't close the. door were you raised in a. barn ding ding ding that's good uh I. will also accept the alternate close the. door were you born in a barn how about.

Were You Raised on a. submarine that doesn't work how the. answer to how about that is no no about. that yeah that doesn't because you'd. keep the door closed on a submarine that. would like the whole point keep the. water from coming in but Mom Rhett's mom. lets him burn ants with a magnifying. glass well if Rhett's mom started a cult.

at her house and then it turned into a. commune would you want to be a member of. that cult because if you want to be a. member of that ant burning cult then why. don't you just pack your little stuff in. your bag and go join that. cult that that's it really yeah the. whole cult thing the whole cult lesson. from moms across the world now the. correct answer is oh Rhett's mom lets. him burn ants with a magnifying glass. huh fine go live with Rhett's mom I'll.

help you pack half credit I said the. packing thing I said the thing about the. commune just because I made the setting. a cult I made a cult commune the setting. did you say pack I said pack the stuff. go live with rett's Mom I'll help you. pack I'll give she's a cult leader in my. scenario she's a cult leader I'm. creative five all right half of a point. all right here here's the next one you. can barely see anything I like kind of. intercept my coffee cup by next. one yeah.

oh you're making a face you better watch. out you keep making that face your face. is going to get stuck like that and then. you won't get into. college because they do a facial. examination to get into colle they'll. look at your ID your student ID and kick. you right out on the curb I'll give it. to you the correct answer technically is. if you keep making that face it will. freeze that way y mhm but you said stick. that way how many have I gotten right. what's the score here three and a half.

three and a half you got to you got to. get to get. six nobody gets any mashed potatoes. they're mine my mashed potatoes are. mine mashed. potatoes mashing the. potatoes if you keep eating those mashed. potatoes you're going to turn into. mashed potatoes. close but the answer is where are your.

manners Were You Raised by Wolves so not. really close what wolves don't like. mashed potatoes but you weren't I didn't. have manners at the table dude you I it. was a red hering the whole mashed potato. Raised by Wolves I in the South they. don't say that they do no Were You. Raised by. Wolves but why can't I perform an. elaborate Viking funeral for my dead. guinea pig Milton.

because that would be against our. beliefs no that was just a joke. okay what's the mom answer because I. said so that's why we don't do Viking. stuff we don't do Viking stuff because I. said so that's why huh three more mom I. got sent to the principal's office today. because I threw spaghetti on at Miss. Anis oh yeah I hate that Miss inis she. she flirts with Jimmy all the time.

I'm glad did she get upset about it I. wish she sent me to the principal's. office I wish I could have been there to. see that little no the correct. answer is your father is going to hear. about this when he gets home I said. something about the dad and they. flirting you not the boss of. me you are incredibly annoying as a. child I'm glad you're not my I'm not. arguing with that the sad thing is I'm.

channeling what I was as a child oh boy. I'm glad we didn't meet until we were. six I would have snuffed you out man. this is this is my nine-year-old link oh. whoa uh. bossy you're not the boss. me well listen I'll give you the keys to. this little house and I'll let you run. things for a while and after a while. it'll end up being like that Lord of the. Flies movie do you remember the Little. Porky kid who got his head hit in with a.

rock and he died that's what happens. when children are in control of the. world so let me just try that out for a. week I'm going to go to. hawaiia how how right was that I might. like that one better the correct answer. is I brought you into this world and I. can take you out of it that's the. correct answer that's kind of what I. meant all right so what's up for grabs. nothing nothing's up for grabs you don't. win the coupon book but just as a. consolation prize I'll give you one of. the three coupons if you get this one. right I don't want to go home I want to.

play on the monkey bars I want to play. on the monkey bars I want to play. [Music]. monkey I don't want to go home I don't. want to go home you want a banana. tooy I don't you want to go to the zoo I. don't monkey bars. what that's your answer no that is your. answer it's wrong the correct answer is. if you want to act like a child. I'll treat you like one what kind of.

moms were surveyed for this it's what. all moms say and I'd like to hear in the. comments if that's what your mom says. let us know what your mom always says in. the comments I'll get that foot rub. anyway support the show by signing up. for a hasslefree mobile phone experience. with use red link.com sorry don't go to. Red link.com unless just you're in for a. fun R link. ting.com to get a $25 credit. you know what time it is hi I'm Mitchell.

parsley from Columbia Maryland and it's. time to spin the wheel of mythicality. it's Friday and that means we've got. another episode of our podcast ear. biscuits this week the guest is smar oh. also click through to good Mythic Gora. where I share an experience that lets me. know that I'm not a mom it involves me. fathering my. daughter. that uh everything link says confuses.

red red I uh I have to be honest with. you I really enjoyed your mom impression. whoa hold on now listen y'all say things. like that about my mama I know that you. like her and I know that you guys have. been close from time to time but uh I'm. not going there sir I was complimenting. you on your don't give me that kind of. detail I don't like those kinds of. details I don't want to know about that. kind of thing keep that between you guys. but I just thought you did a great job.

and it helped. oh good about this at all I'm just. saying I connected with my Mom this is. the kind of thing that's illegal in West. Virginia hey kids he Harry. Potter hey this got famous in Harry. Potter and CH we're going to feed one. the other brothers and sisters.