10 Insane Old Time Remedies

people used to use some pretty insane. stuff to cure illnesses let's talk about. [Music]. that good mythical morning you should be. thankful link mythical Beast I am. thankful if you are receiving this. program I like to call it a program uh. on your internet that means you probably. live in a society where you've got. access to relatively Advanced or super. Advanced Health care as you look.

throughout the past people used to do. crazy stuff to try to cure people of all. kinds of different illnesses remedies. remedies and uh there's a recent book. that came out it's called how to cure. the plague and other curious remedies by. Julian Walker and good old Julian. basically this is a book that. cataloges a bunch of crazy ways that. people used to treat different illnesses. okay not saying any of these necessarily. worked but they were accepted remedies.

now we're going to play a little game. link what I'm going to do is I'm going. to read out some from the book and some. from my own mind okay remedies and. you're going to guess whether or not. these were actually thought of as. remedies in the past or whether they. aren not whether they were effective not. whether they were whether they were real. they were thought to be actual okay can. they play along at home they can and uh. what can they win uh well they can't win. anything but you my friend what are you. doing I'm. transforming all I I don't really you.

you know I don't like to get into. costume because it's kind of cheesy. sometimes but uh I'm going to be reading. some oldtime remedies and I wanted it to. be believable and maybe throw you a. curveball a little bit do I look like a. oldtime medicine man I kind of feel like. I might be do you like my voice cuz I'll. use this voice yeah this is great this. will be the voice that I'll use this is. great I'll I'll have a nightmare about. this tonight and if you get seven out of. 10 I'll give you a tincture that I've.

made a what a tincture I've got it in my. wagon a what a. tinure I don't know what that is a. tinure it's for your eyes it'll help you. see without a tinure a tinure without. glasses what is a tincture you just play. along and you'll get to find out maybe. if you're good at this game okay here's. the first remedy I use my regular voice. in between good this is my regular voice. yes pull the beard down when you use. your regular voice take one handful of.

ground so 12 heads of house leak one. Pine of goose dung as much chicken dung. of the newest that can be gotten stamp. the herbs as small as you can then put. the dung into a mortar labor them. together half an hour and strain it. through a canvas bag it'll last 2 years. and this will treat anyone that is. burned with gunpowder or otherwise so a. gunshot burn put put goose poop on it. and chicken poop a little bit of both I. would say this is a real remedy you are.

good job son that's true I figured you. started off with a true one I did good. thinking you're smart smarter than you. look yeah I'll just keep using this. voice no take pull the beard down use. your regular okay good job great one I. made that that was real great I got that. I don't know about this next one though. all right me neither it's probably false. go for fungus bunions and other foot. ailments combin in a stone cauld over. moderate Flame the leaves of warmwood. the remnants of any root vegetables left. from prior supper's past Pig iner.

unclean and fresh milk acquired from a. related swine stir with wooden paddle. for several hours until a thick film. develops upon surface begin to soak feet. in concoction for no less than half an. hour ooh soak your feet for fungus in. pig innards the film on top of pig. innards and pig milk and some pig milk. from a related swine that's a swine. that's related to the one you killed for. the innards. that's uh I'm going to say real remedy. on this one too uh. [Laughter].

yeah lose the beard for a second okay. the old man does this that it. sounded okay so I okay I'm one for two I. made that one up that was all Pig in and. related swine that was good that was. good for sprain strains lame back and. rheumatism good size live toads four in. number put into boiling water and cook. very soft take them out and boil the. water down to Half Pint add fresh. churned unsalted butter one pound and. simmer together at the last add tincture.

of arnica 2 oz of arnica so this is some. tincture this is some live toads boiled. to treat sprain strains Lan back and. rheumatism it's true this is a actual. remedy ding ding ding ding ding. okay I knew that for. epilepsy because he is very subject to. the falling sickness and as soon as he. is attacked with this disease administer.

the Elk's claw or the horn upon the left. foot burn near the sufferer's. nose so this is to take an an elk's foot. and burn it and burn it near the. epileptic. nose this real remedy ding ding ding. ding yeah that seemed so real you're. good at this link Lincoln I'm I'm three. terity hemorrhoids a common element to. be cured ass surely with a solution of. standing pond water and AG Mal vinegar.

and ministered through enema and. expelled slowly so this is so this is. pond water mixed with vinegar in an. inema which is it goes up your and you. expel it slowly yeah what yeah I I. wonder who would have chosen to make up. one about this this is false you just. wanted to say expel it slowly D ding. ding ding ding ding you're good at this. Lincoln thank you blindness oh gosh. we're going to cure blindness For Those. whom Vision hath been stricken a wash.

comprised of the urine of wild boar. mingled with the powder of charred Oak. and Sage to be applied a fortnite ha. proven a cure for. many so urine on urine on the eyes no. one ever thought that pee on the eyes is. going to cure blindness that is also. false remedy ding ding ding ding ding oh. you're real. natural my great great great grandfather. was a uh a pulus maker seems like you. might be getting some of my. tinure I don't know if I want any of.

your teacher children urinating the bed. a mouse rotted and given to children to. eat rinth peeing the. bed rotten Mouse rotten mouse to a child. who PE bed no that's not a. remedy it is a remedy it was a real. remedy man they gave a rotten mouse to a. child to eat oh my gosh that's cruel and. the bed they also. died. korbous CA morbis yeah having returned.

from the Americas common is the elment. of CHA morbis and ship and crew dire is. the illness and its severity in just. clean blood healthy companion clean. blood of a healthy companion allow to. draw toxins from then cleans with liquid. ocean liquid ocean you said that liquid. ocean you no one ever said liquid ocean. well they said a lot of crazy things. cleanse with liquid o as opposed to what. frozen ocean not a remedy ice.

ocean not a remedy you're right cuz it's. ice ocean Glacier right right okay. unidentified boils rubbing with Vigor. boils on the skin with the remnant of. recently re recently deceased foul. ground to a paste and churn with anine. oil is to be an acceptable cure for. conditions of the skin. unidentified unidentified. skin put dead ground up bird on it yeah.

and an a seed that is that is good that. is that is the remedy oh you made that. up yes how many has he missed he has he. can either miss this and not win or get. oh it comes down you're good wi all. right buddy if you get this one right I. want the tinure you get some of my. tincture to cure your your vision put. the tincture up here oh it's a tincture. of U whoa I made it it's it from things. in the kitchen it's got some uh some.

chocolate it's got some Kool-Aid it's. got water it's got some nuts that's. pretty much what it's got so if I get. this one right I get to drink this you. got to rub it on your eyeballs it'll. make your blindness go away give it to. me to make a tooth to fall without. Smart the gry worms breathing under wood. or Stones having many feet and when they. be touched do they cluster together like. porking. pickles these Pierce through with a bot. or like thing and then put into the.

tooth that ath a layth the pain this is. like the King James version all of a. sudden put. a put a worm on a on a tooth so it falls. out and that he you cluster together the. worms you pierce them through with a. vodkin or a like thing and then put. through into the tooth now take care of. the you have to drink the tincture if I. get it right I rubbing in my eyeballs to. cure myself it is not a remedy that is. not a remedy. oh that is true yeah I guess I'll put it.

in my eyeballs oh so I got it wrong dtin. is a. prize wait here and then you rub it in. your ey I'll do it later just drink it. you I won you have to drink it smells. weird I won you have to drink. it thanks for liking and commenting on. this episode you have to drink it on not. bad why am I drinking when you lost I. won no you didn't oh really.

it's not bad you know what time it is. this is Nick Lucid from Plymouth. Michigan it's time to spin the wheel of. mythicality if you rub a little bit of. [Applause]. [Music]. time pep talk to QB.

link trying hard coach listen listen. you're hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey I. contact you hey yeah first of all why. you got these on that's stupid hey it's. my eye protection coach put these on. these are magic I've been saving these. all season they're magic glasses okay. now listen you've embarrassed us all. season you've embarrassed me they're. going to fire me anyway and it's all. your fault you let your parents down.

that's why they put you up for adoption. and then you're living in the back house. in my. shed this is your only chance to have. any life coach do something not wrong. for once use the magic glasses how much. what am I do with the glasses coach just. look at what the. ball well I'm the one throwing the ball. oh you're not the receiver I'm a. quarterback coach that's a serious. [Music]. problem also drinking something warm.

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