Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner | Good Hang with Amy Poehler

Hi everyone. Welcome to another episode. of Good Hang with me, Amy Per. Very. excited about our guest today. Uh Paige. Dorbo and Hannah Burner. Two great women. who make up the podcast Giggly Squad. You may have uh listened to them on. there. You may have seen them all over. your social media. You might have met. them in the Bravo uh reality show summer. house, which uh is great. And one of. them is still on it, and the other one. is long gone. But we are going to talk. about really fun things today. We're.

going to talk about standup comedy. We're going to talk about female. friendship. We're going to talk about. pimple patches. We're going to decide. what is the best medication for anxiety. So, keep listening. Check it out. And we. always want to start every episode with. people that know our guests or is a fan. of our guest or has an idea of what they. think I should ask our guest. And who. better to talk about two young wonderful. women than the mothers of these. wonderful women. So, we've got Lenor and. Kimberly, Hannah and Paige's mothers.

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the guest or who are fans of the guest. or who want to tell me questions they. think I should ask the guest. And um we. thought there was no better people to. talk about Paige and Hannah than their. moms. I would say that's probably true. They played Radio City. What is it like. to see your kids playing Radio City? I. still don't believe it. No, it was. unreal. It it really I I just we pinched. ourselves. I'm like this can't be.

happening. I remember when they booked. it, I just thought you're like I. couldn't believe that was happening. And. then they sold out the first show and. added a second show and then I thought, "Oh no, they're never going to sell. tickets to a second show." And then they. sold out the second show and I thought, "What is happening?" Right. And we get. nervous for them, but we don't tell. them. Like when when Nora is exactly. right when I'm like you're adding a. second show for Radio City. What are you. nuts? Like no way are you going to sell.

that out? What was it like being on. tour, Kimberly? You went on tour with. the girls. Where did you go? How long. were you there? And what was it like? I. love it. I mean, it's just, you know, I. stay I don't go out on stage or. anything. Our husbands have gone out on. stage, but um I I just stay in the. background and I'm just really there if. she needs something, you know. Um, and. it it's nice to be with the girls and I. love watching I always say the best part. of their show is when they're first.

together, whether it's in the green room. or they're getting their hair and makeup. done because when Hannah and Paige are. together, it's like no one else exists. and they're just it's a show. I like. always say to my sister, "Oh, you have. to come when they're getting their hair. and makeup done because that's the best. part, right, Lenor?" I mean, yes, the. warm-up act. I think their bond is just. incredible and so needed in today's. environment. Really, I agree. I feel. like their genuine friendship is really.

nice to be around. I think that's what. you like so much about them is how. genuine they are as people, but then. their friendship and bond with each. other is why you keep coming back. Yeah. you know, and and Lenor, what was it. like to have your daughter be on reality. TV? Honestly, I I don't know how Paige has. hung in there so long. Yeah. Let's just. say it wasn't a good fit, right? It was.

not a good fit for Hannah. Yeah. Stressful. You know, she jokes about. how, you know, she's an athlete. She's. very coachable. And so you put a. producer in her ear and tells her, "Oh, you know, do this. It'll be great. Do. that." And she's like, "Tell me how high. to jump. I'll do it." And then she. doesn't realize she's making a disaster. for herself in the edit. To Hannah's. credit, I always say this, if Paige went. through what Hannah did on the reality. part of it, Paige would have moved back.

home and you would have never seen her. again. And and really I say that to. Paige all the time like I am so. impressed with Hannah's perseverance and. I mean she blew everyone out of the. water. You know I just having a Netflix. special like come on who you know she's. a fighter and she's very competitive so. that you couldn't take away from her. I'm wondering if there's a question that. either one of you think uh I should ask. them. Anything you want to know? Doesn't.

have to be big or deep. It can be. Is. there anything you think I should ask. them today? Are you pregnant? I'm kidding. Okay, I'll start the podcast by asking. them both that I think though a great. question is like are they enjoying. themselves, right? I I you know, what do they enjoy. about it? Well, I I am so thankful that. you guys gave time today. I think. they're going to be thrilled that we got.

to talk today. I mean, now you're making. me think I should always talk to. everybody's mom because you really do. get a sense. It really get a sense. really fast. I'm sure you feel this way, too. When you meet somebody's parents, and the older you get when you meet. somebody's parents, you're like, "Oh, now I get it." And it's either a now I. get it, I understand why they're so. great. Or sometimes it's a now I get it. why they're so [ __ ] up. Well, right. Well, maybe you should have the dads on.

No, it really means a lot that you both. gave time and um I'm excited to talk to. them. I think they're so great and the. stuff that they've built together I. think is a indication of the strength of. female friendship. I think it's, you. know, it's a natural resource, female. friendship, and the way it drives the. world. And um the way they talk about it. and model it is really, really cool and. special. So, thank you both. It was. really nice to meet you both. Really? It. was an honor. I never was this on my. bingo card pages. Amy, I'm like, what?

Huge fan, Amy. Huge. We love you, Amy. Oh, thanks, you guys. And you both sound. exactly like your daughters and you look. like they're older sisters. You do look. Gen X all the way. Definitely our. favorite. They're the mom giggly squad. Thank you so much. Thanks. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Degree. Cool Rush deodorant. I'm a big fan of. people owning their mistakes. Like how.

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Hi Hannah and Paige. Hi Amy. It's so. good to have you guys here. We're. thumbming through your book, How to. Giggle, which we're going to talk about. We have to say thumbming. That's a good. We should bring that back. We're. thumbming through it. Yeah, we're. thumbming. You know, I I have so many. things I want to talk to you about. today. Um, I am huge fans of both of you. and I love your podcast and I love your. friendship and I love you individually. and together as a unit. Oh my god. Thank. you. Thank you. That's actually the only. credit we need. Once I heard she listens. to the pod, I was like, we can retire.

We're done. We're What is there to do? It's only downhill from here. That's for. sure. I'm here to tell you it is. We're going to talk about that about how. life goes downhill. No, but um I talk to. your moms and you know, so we have this. thing on the on Good hang where we talk. kind of about people behind their back. in a good way. I I very different for us. She's like, "Your mom's had [ __ ] to say.". But they are so great. They of course.

love you so much. What if they were like. the girls are monsters? Yeah. a lot recently and they had they had. questions that I wanted to start our. interview with because I thought they. were really important pertinent. questions for the both of you. Hannah. Lenor wanted to know are you pregnant? And Paige, that's a wild question. And. Paige Kim wanted to know um are you. enjoying yourself? Oh, that's such a her. question. Two extremely difficult. questions. We can get to them later, but.

they're both questions. No, easy done. not pregnant and not having. fun, not having a good time. No, but I I. will say yes, I'm having a great time. Like, in the past year, Hannah and I I. feel like our careers have kind of taken. a turn, but I would not be having this. much fun if I wasn't doing it with. Hannah. Like, I don't know if it would. be the same experience at all. I I mean, I know it would. Stockholm syndrome. syndrome, what you're hearing from her.

Okay. So, for people listening like my. mom who might not know Giggly Squam. Yeah. Um, who can you guys quickly tell. us how you came together? Who you're. doing your podcast, Giggly Squad, but. how did you first meet and how are you a. team? Do you want to go or you want me. to go? Okay, I'll begin. Also, by the. way, we are in a like nonsexual. marriage. So, if we have that kind of. interaction, half of America, we're in a. partnership. Yes. Most of America. So, we and let me know if I'm overstepping. Paige, but.

we're like, we'll talk about this later. when we get home. You embarrass me in. front of Amy. You embarrass me in front. of Amy. So, talk about that. So, anyway, Gigg sleeping on the couch. We're just. trying to not explain what Giggly Squad. is. People like they don't know what. their own podcast is. No, Giggly Squad, it stemmed from Paige and I both got. casted on a reality TV show. Yeah. Which. was crazy. It was never what Paige. wanted to be an entertainment reporter. I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. And. we found oursel on reality TV scared,

alone, worried. But we like had this trauma. bond from it. Fast and people liked our. friendship which is weird. It's weird. for anyone to comment on you when they. don't really know you. But for some. reason in the reality TV zeitgeist they. were like Ann and Paige are entertaining. and relatable I guess. Yeah. And I think. we like obviously we didn't know. anything about reality TV. So like we. would watch it back and we would be like. oh we feel like we were funnier like. while we were filming or we feel like. people aren't really getting our.

friendship. They definitely cut the best. punch lines, but that's because we'd be. in the bathroom and we'd be like to the. camera guy like, "Hey, why don't you. come with us? We're going to like really. run a bit in the bathroom." And they're. like, "We don't care." We didn't realize. that there's a basic. We don't have room. for this. Yeah. There's a basic story. line and they have to cut down to 42. minutes and Paige and I are going on. these callbacks and we're, do you know, there's nothing to do with the plot. Oh, that's definitely going to be in the. show. That was hilarious. And like, of. course, it's not in there. All my. interviews, they'd be like, "We need you. to be angrier." And I was like, I don't.

even remember. I was drunk. So, I don't. know why I'd be mad. But, um, fast. forward, COVID hits. Yeah. And we're. FaceTiming. Everyone's depressed. Everyone's scared again. More trauma. And we're both home at our parents'. houses. And we're Lenor and Kimberly. Yeah. And we're like 28 years old. And. we're like, "So, what's going to happen. to us? Like, are we going to get. married? Are we going to like start a. business? Like, what's going to happen?". Like all the co thoughts. Are we going. to live? And so, we would FaceTime for. like 4 hours a day. and we'd be like,

"We're funny." Like, "This is funny. People would think we're funny." And so. then we were like, "Okay, let's just go. on Instagram live." It was like the time. that was a thing. I feel like a thing. Well, I'm I'm a weird like I have weird. blind spots about all that stuff cuz I. just started doing social media like a. couple years ago cuz I was on I know. it's No, it sounds beautiful. Amy, we. are so envious of you. What is Instagram. again? When I saw you on Instagram, I. was like, "Oh, no. Say goodbye to your. innocence." It's so true. Like I really.

and and but I know about Instagram live. I think I've done a few but I I never. but it was a weird time. Yeah. Yeah. It. was very weird. I remember um the first. time we went live Justin Bieber also. went live and then we created John. Mayor. So then we created a beef. We. were like they don't support women in. the arts and they knew we were going. live at this time and then they went it. was such a weird time. It was so weird. And so we went live every single night. for 3 months at 10 p.m. for an hour. That's how Giggly Squad started. It was. just the two of you. just we were. diligent. 1000 p.m. we were going on and.

people sometimes we'd mix a cocktail. like and so it started where we'd have. like 500 people watching then the next. night it was like 2,000 then the next it. was like 5,000 and we were like wait. this like what's going on and we had no. likement no structure and then nothing. was happening every day. What were we. possibly talking about? But we were. Yeah, we were in so funny. It was like. this community of of women and gays that. like wanted and just like curious. straight men who which is the most.

dangerous kind of straight man who are. bored. That's when bad things happen. Are you bored? Go answer an email. So. they they would like comment all these. funny things and we were like what is. this community of like girls who were so. funny and silly and it was this light. and then um we had to go film summer. house summer house and we had to stop. doing the lives cuz we were locked in a. house and then the world kind of opened. up and we were like okay I guess we'll.

make it a podcast but like we had no. like going into it we weren't like we. should start a podcast together so it. just kind of naturally happened. We. actually had to debate. I was like, cuz. I'd been podcasting for a bit, right? And I was like, Paige, you should. podcast. And she's like, I don't have a. face for radio. You can do that. That sounds like something you would do. We're going to have to build it. She. goes, I'm not made for podcasting. I was. like, have you seen my bone structure? That's such an insult to me. I remember. having to explain to her podcast. It's. funny when I started this podcast. I'm. like, oh, we have to shoot it now. Like.

now, I just had somebody come up the. other day and say, "Oh, I just watched. your podcast." which is like it's kind. of crazy how that's taken over. Your. clips are everywhere right now. And you. got to have those clips. You got to have. You got That's why we're not allowed to. have two long conversations. We got to. stop it quick. Right. Right. Let's for. 45 seconds. I'm just going to throw out a bunch of. words. These are not my glasses, by the way. I. forgot my glasses. She just stole it. from a random person outside. Um, but. when you went back on Summerhouse after.

all that talk, you must have felt. psyched that you knew each other so. well. Like you had gone from, you know, you had had a season, right? And then. you shut down because of COVID. Two. seasons. Two seasons. Two seasons. Then. you shut down. And then during that. time, your friendship grew. So you came. back in knowing like, oh, I'm with my. friend. We kind of always were like. that. Like, oh, I have a friend. Because. we were both new at the same time. So we. already had that bond like that first. day. And Hannah and I truly are so.

different in so many ways, but our humor. is the exact same. So from the day we. met, it was like this is my best friend. Not to get Look at me getting dark, but. I keep going. I'm sorry to get dark, but. I think you might understand this. In. any kind of trauma you're going through, the only thing I've ever been able to. control is laughter. So, like in reality. TV, there's multiple scenes where like. I'm sobbing about something and then. I'll try to crack a joke because it's. the only thing that I can control. And. that's something that I think Giggly.

Squad is about is about taking your life. less seriously in spite all of you can't. control your relationships, your job, any of it. But we can choose to laugh. instead of cry. And I think it's the. elevator like to me like that takes you. from the basement like the fastest. If. you can find a way to go from crying to. laughing. Yeah. It's it's hard, but it's. a huge like it's it feels kind of like. the fastest way to remember that life is. a dream and that nothing matters if you.

can get there. But it's and it's with. people that you can do it with people. like you can do it with people that you. trust. And it's kind of what we were t. we've been talking about in this podcast. is it's so dark right now. Everything is. really tough. And I just want to do for. my own mental health and for others to. do what I do in my personal life, which. is to talk to my friends and laugh and. have a good hang. And have a good hang. Everyone needs that one person in their. life where it's like you can call them. and they make you feel better about.

anything. It like a spouse or like in my. case it's Hannah. Like truly if anything. happens to me like online that I'm like. deep in and like everyone hated my. outfit like you know something like. stupid she's like this is the worst. thing that's ever happened to me. No I'm. like I'll never financially recover from. this. It was a sparkly boa. I'm like. they don't get it. I'm like they don't. get it. No pants is actually really in. like I can call Hannah and say anything. and she really does like bring me back. down to earth and like I will then like.

laugh at something and then I'll be on. to the next thing. So, like I really. feel like everyone needs that one person. where you can just call. We also were. going through very unique things. Like. something would happen with reality TV. that you you can't talk to like your mom. necessarily. I mean, you can. And my. mom's like, "Why'd you do it?" Yeah. But. Paige would be like, "Yeah, I did that. last week and this is how I got through. it." Yeah. So, we've just had unique. experiences. But Giggly Squad has become. us talking about just the mundane, I. think, and girls have connected with it.

I bet you get asked a question like Tina. and I used to get asked this all the. time which is what do you two fight. about? Yeah. Nothing. We've literally ne and we work. together too. Like the podcast is. obviously a business. So like will we. have like business phone calls? Yeah. Like kind of. It's not like we have like. a set time where like let's talk. business. We've had like other people. definitely try to get in the way of our. friendship which leads me to the Acon. song. Nobody want to see us together but. I don't matter. know the fact that you.

had to break out into song. It's I can't. believe I just said that in front of. you. So embarrassing. Also, that was. definitely a copyright issue. Also, I. don't know this song. I'm so sorry. I'll. send it to you after. It's going to. change your mind. I do know AON. I know. I know who they But there's this kind of. level of There have been moments where. people have tried to kind of turn us. against each other, which has like made. us stronger in a way. Yeah. The only. thing we've ever fought about is she has. to stand on a certain side and it's so. diva that it's I can't because we.

literally did the Vanity Fair Oscar. party and my dress had like a side and I. was like Hannah I have to stand on this. side like my dress and she was and she. looked at me in the eye and she goes. I'll literally die if I have to stand. That was the first time I ever stood up. for myself and I said sorry she's okay. She was a limited two model. Yeah, she's. got all good. She has all the sides. And. all I wanted was to feel confident on my. day. And one of my sides happens to be. deformed. You're seeing it right now. I do. disagree. I disagree. There's a little.

dysmorphia going on there. But I know. what you mean, though. A woman knows. what what her side is. And I wasn't. going to solve the dysmorphia in that 10. minutes. I was like, you know what? It's. so It's so funny you brought that up. because it means you still haven't moved. forward from it because that was weeks. ago. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about. comedy is you have to depend. You have. to decide how much you're going to care. Yeah. All the time when it comes to. performing cuz I was a tennis player. Tennis was really like you're a winner. or you're a [ __ ] loser. Like you.

can't walk off the court. You could be. like I played wellad. squad. It's it's an intense competition. But tennis like I really dealt with like. very resultoriented. So when I started. doing comedy I was like oh this is art. Like I can I could be authentic and raw. and if people don't like it, I'm like. it's subjective. It's subjective. That's. you're projecting on to me and and I'm. so lucky I'm getting paid to be goofy. where tennis I really felt like every. day was judgment day. Yeah. So comedy. I've kind of retrained my brain to be. like you don't have to be mean to. yourself like you were with tennis. So I.

I cuz I feel like I've lived a couple. lives before comedy. With comedy I've. been I've been really nice to myself. And I think that's great. I hope other. people can do the same if they're being. mean to themselves with like how they're. doing in their careers. I think that. what you're saying is really important. because so much of being funny is being. relaxed. and it's like less about content. Well, I not to [ __ ] on comedians, but I I.

don't like when comedians take it so. seriously. I'm like the if the audience. laughs, you did a great job. I can make. all myself like this. Let's be let's be. serious. Like it's like when you're in a. comic club at home. Okay, get out of. here. This is an important part of Amy. Polar. No, but but but the but I'm mortified. But when you go backstage and all the. men, it's usually men, sometimes women, but it's like with their headphones on. like pacing going over their set and.

it's like, I saw your set. It's It's. okay. It's not that great. We're almost. like pregaming to Eminem. It's pretty. tough to talk to standups um in general. Um Oh, yeah. We have an improv because. they are just always performing at you. and they're also either having done a. set or about to do a set and they're. just trying to figure out what went. wrong and so they're just staring at. like right past you doing their bit and. it's tough. Every now and then I. practice my bits on page without her. knowing which is super annoying. Stand.

up. You know, she knows I I start I. didn't get a microphone because my thing. is if Paige laughs, I'm like, you make. me light you in five minutes. What are. you talking about? But I I have become aware that like it's. really annoying to constantly just be. wanting to take laughter from people and. there's there has to be this Yeah. this. vulnerability. It's it's annoying. Yeah. it it or or it it feels like you know. you have to be aware that sometimes. people feel like your audience rather.

than you know but do you what is your. relationship relationship to being funny. because you're very funny. Okay. My. whole personality has been built out of. spite because when I was younger my. brother is so funny. His timing is. great. He's so smart. He just like knows. when something's going to hit. So my dad. would always be laughing at my brother. and he's like 5 years older than me. And. I started to get so frustrated. I was. just like, "Dad, I'm also funny." And my. dad was like, "Well, you haven't made me.

laugh." You're beautiful. Yeah. Like, "You're beautiful. You can't read. Stay. in your lane." And I And so I would get. so annoyed. He's older and smarter and. older and smarter. But my brother always. loved comedy. So like I would always. watch standups. I always knew who like. famous comedians were. And so then just. like over time, I think just hanging out. with my brother and my dad, like I got. certain timing. Yeah. But I was never. like outwardly funny. Like I don't think. in high school anyone would have.

described me as like, "Oh, she was like. so funny in class." It really wasn't. until I met Hannah that I feel like I. was more open about being funny. Like my. friends would say, "Yeah, like she's. funny sometimes." Where now I'm like, "If you don't think I'm funny, I hate. you." But yes, like then you don't get. me. Then you don't get like my. personality. It's funny how people can. be mirrors to you. Like if you surround. yourself with people that I mean your. dad now is like Paige, you're hilarious. How do we not know? But a lot of friends.

I'd be with like they don't want you to. be funny or that's not how they see. But. I could never do standup. I think she can. I think you could say I. don't think women should say anymore. I. can I could never do anything yourself. because I think don't you can do I could. do it. I don't want to. No, we have She. doesn't want to stand. She doesn't want. to stand for more than 20 minutes ever. with no chair. Get a grip. That's her. In this economy, I You could Dave. Chappella and sit with a cigarette the. whole time. I love that.

Exactly. Hit the jewel. A mango jewel. Just get an IV while you do it and sit. there and just get other things done. You get your nails done for 3 hours a. week and you can't stand. Actually, that. would be amazing if you got your nails. done. Wild. That is like I have to fit. it in. That's it does. It takes a while. I really relate because Tina and I are. on tour and I want to talk about your. tour and we have I pushed her. I was. like, "Let's do standup." Um, and Tina. was like, "We don't really." And I was. like, "But we do." And also, we can. And.

also, let's just keep trying it and try. new material and like use this section. to try new stuff. Well, with with us. with our tour, we we do a lot of improv, but then whenever a joke really hits, we. keep it. So, it's basically like you. doing improv, but then being able to. save everything that works and doing it. again. It's It's just such a different. It's a different form of comedy, but the. hard part's done. You're funny. I'm. always so suspicious of when people. start gatekeeping stuff as being really. hard. I mean, with the exception of like. science and like real hard stuff, real.

hard stuff like math, things that you. have to controversial like are we. respecting science on the spot. We. believe in science. We believe in. science. And I said it for the first. time today. Like I would have never even. thought to go on a tour or even been or. said like, "Yeah, I want to do this." If. it wasn't for Hannah being like, "Paige, you can go out on a stage and like be. funny." What do you like and not like. about being on tour? I always say like. the beginning like before we go out on. stage when we're in the green room is my. favorite part because that's when we're. just like waiting to like go do.

something. Your mom's brought that up. really. um that like Kim being on tour. um she was saying the best part I always. tell people the best part is before you. are on stage and it's just the two of. you getting hair makeup just like we're. literally it's like we're waiting to. like go to a party or something then. Paige started this thing she likes to. show up in like her sweats I'm an. athlete. to look like she's practicing she's like. let's not get dressed up until right. before but I'm not organized so I show.

up in my sweats and then And I take out. my backpack and I'm like, I left my left. heel. in the hotel. This is really, really, really And I forget clothes all the time. where pages are perfect. This is my This. is describes tour. We were in Denver. We. had just started our tour. I. know. We're about to go out on stage in. like 15 minutes and I'm like, "Oh, I. think I'm I think I'm having a panic. attack. My hands are numb. I'm crying. I'm throwing up." I'm like, "Yeah, no, I'm having a panic attack." Hannah's.

trying to like play spa music in the. background. She's like, I found on. YouTube spa music. And I just put it at. her face. Hey, is this helping? I'm. like, not at all. I'm literally in the. midst of crying. Tears are running down. my face. I realize that Hannah has. forgotten her shirt that she's wearing. out on stage. So, she's going to wear. like this silk pajama shirt that like. the venue had given us, like this merch. I can't even speak. And the only words I. can get out is, "You can't wear that.

shirt on stage." And she looks over at. me and she's like, "You're having a. panic attack and you're going to tell me. what I'm going to wear." Luckily, I had. like a t-shirt in my bag that was like. extra whatever. And I was like, "Put. this on." She put that on. Her outfit. was fine. And then I got out of my panic. attack. But that's a great example of. like you're she got you. So I do a lot. of beta blockers in it. She facetimes. her mom cuz she's like, "Hannah, this. isn't working. I'm facetiming Kim." So, I'm just listening, supporting, and all. I hear is, "Paige, stop. Paige, stop it.

You're fine. Paige, you're fine." She. hangs up. We start dying laughing. We. were like, "Your mom just told you to. stop." She's like, "Panic attacks aren't. real." And that's two generations of. women. She's like, "Back in my day, we. suck it up." Okay. Well, that is true. We never even had the word anxiety, you. know? Like, I You did SNL and we we I. had a high school boyfriend who used to. get stomach aches and we all were like, "Huh, I wonder why." like and he would. just be up all night and and then you. realized it was because of you be. worried. the second you broke up. He's like my.

stomach feels great. He's like he totally went away. I was. like okay I wonder what it was. And he. used to be up all night worried about. the future. Yeah. Get stomach aches and. everyone was just like huh shoot I guess. we fix that. There was no discussion. You bring up relaxation a lot in this. episode. I was wondering because you've. dealt with some of the most high. pressure live performances in. entertainment period. Do you have any. advice for us when you feel like your. career is hanging by a thread.

blocker to give something funny? I've. never taken a beta blocker and a lot of. people have told me about those. I would. be worried it would slow me down. Yeah. Okay. So, here's the thing why I like. it. It's not for anxiety. It's for blood. pressure. So, like it doesn't do. anything for your brain. No pressure. because I am very against Xanax. I don't. like the way Xanax makes me feel. You. have to really really be careful with. Yeah. I didn't like that where when I. took a beta blocker before I went out on.

stage, it just like took away my hand. sweating. So that's why I like it. It's. good with physical reactions. Like you. know when you're so overprepared for a. performance, but you know your body is. going to turn on you right beforehand. and you're going to get the shakes and. your lips quivering. Beta blocker for me. I've taken just it just calms your heart. rate. So I feel more normal but not your. brain. It depends on the person. I took. it. Did I take it? I didn't take it for. Fallon. I took it for my Netflix. special. Special by the way. Thank you. I was.

having um a lot of like panic because I. felt like it was a makeorb breakak. career moment for me and I blew it out. of proportion in my head. But it I've. never experienced that level of. performance before and standup's never. recorded. So I just went to a dark place. in my head. I'm like what if I blink? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I feel like my. anxiety tends to come after I do. something. I get a little I get a little. kind of zony before and then after I get. very fluttery and nervous and it's a. little bit like was that good? Did I do. like I I kind of check out a dis I.

disassociate which our Jen is really. good at. It's really healthy. Um you. know like just float above your body and. get out of your body and then when I'm. like sucked back into my body that's. when I get shaky after something more. than before something. It's almost like. I I get the the after adrenaline comes. down. The adrenaline, did I say that. right? Did I disappoint everyone? Was it. good? Do Yeah. Did I even do it? Like, did it even happen?

We're dark. We're. going to try dissociating. What planet. are we on? Best one. Just be just don't. be there. I don't even remember the '9s. I think you guys are trying to be too. present. Like, you're trying to be too. in the moment. Be out of the moment. be. out of the room. I do think cuz our. generation is so aware of mental health, we're always trying to like be like, "Okay, this is anxiety and this is PTSD. and this is OCD." And a lot of it is. true, but then there's a moment where. it's like, "And now let's how do we cope. to not let it beat us and not let it.

suppress like who we want to be?" Well, I think and I'm sure like from your. athlete days like there is a thing about. your brain and you know everyone has. different capacities for this so I. realize that but there is something. about your brain where you if you start. to tell your brain something you can. trick your brain for a short amount of. time to get the thing done and yes if. you start labeling the different like. anxiety OCD this is this is this is. happening again you're starting to tell. your brain like we're doing it we're. doing it again we're here we're doing it.

again there is a little trick. Sometimes. it works for me where being excited and. being anxious are the same physical. symptoms, physical feelings. So if you. say, "Look at how excited I am rather. than how anxious I am." That it doesn't. it doesn't help when you're like at the. dentist or something and you're like, "I'm so excited to be at the dentist.". Um they say a little bit of anxiety, especially in sports, is good and it. helps you actually perform at more. focused level. So a little anxiety is.

important. Like if you're ever not. nervous before a gig, I get a little. nervous. I'm like, "Someone's about to. be loosey goosey." Yeah. No, that. actually helped me when we were on tour. Like after my first panic attack and. then I would like take a beta blocker. before like I'd be like, "Shoot, I hope. it doesn't happen again." Hannah would. always say to me like, "It's good to be. a little nervous. You care about what. you're doing." And that truly would like. calm me down. Yes. She'd also push me. out on stage. Launch her like butt kick her onto the. stage. Like your adrenaline will kick. in. We hope so. Here you go. Go ahead,

honey. You got it. And also, doesn't it. help you? Because taking care of. somebody is a great distraction. Oh, I. was obsess I wasn't the problem for like. the first time ever. So, but I was like. forgetting my shirt cuz I was so. obsessed with like is Paige okay? Well, you might have a little ADHD cuz you. said you'd forget your shoe. Yeah. I. wish you didn't say that because I could. talk about this forever. That's all she says to me. She's like, "Well, I suffer from ADHD." And I'm. like, "You've never seen a doctor." I. wouldn't say suffer. I would say I. thrive. You live with it. I'm like, you've never seen a doctor. You've only.

got been given Tik Toks about this. And. so, I really need you to not to stop. bringing it up. I You're right. Everyone. on TikTok tells me that I have it or. that they have it or we all have it. And. yeah, it is. I mean, but that is how I. diagnose most things. I'm like, "No, you. just want to sleep an extra hour. You. don't have ADHD. You literally just. press snooze." Like, I told my other. friend, I was like, "I think I have. ADHD." And she was like, "Yeah, everyone. knows that about you." And I was like, "No one told me this whole time." You.

know, Kim from Paperkite, she had a. really um one of our producers, she had. a really great thing where she said, "You can tell you have ADHD if someone. says we have to leave in 5 minutes or. we're going to miss the flight." And. someone says, "All right, let me just. take a shower.". That's her. That's the only time I start. cleaning. I'm like, "This. is we have to leave in 5 minutes." It's. like, "Great, let me take a shower.". It's like, what? Yeah. That is that's a. good indication that maybe time is more. of a concept. You always do have to go. to the bathroom when we have to leave. Yes. I als I also will like leave the.

shower just shaving one leg and find out. like two days later. But these are all. things that make me beautiful. Um. absolutely absolutely absolutely special. and beautiful. And then what and then is. there anything that you have Paige like. when I make mistakes? Yeah. I feel like. for me I I think maybe this is because. of reality TV. I'm very quick to want to. like defend myself of like, oh no, I. didn't make a mistake. You're just not. seeing it from my perspective and like. what I meant to do was this or what I. meant to say was this. And I feel like.

in my 30s I've not mastered at all, but. I've worked harder to be like, and not. everyone is going to like me, and I. don't need everyone to like me. I don't. like everyone. I thought you could say I. don't like me. Yeah. Well, that too. I'm. like, imagine hating on me and I'm at. home hating on me. Um, so I feel like I've had to like. overcome that of like not everyone is. gonna like you and not everyone is gonna. think you're funny and not everyone's. going to love your outfits and that's. okay because you think you're funny and.

you like what you're wearing. And so. that's been like a struggle. I think. reality TV like brought that up because. really like the human brain. I'm not. supposed to see 200 people commenting. how much they hate me. Like I a scene. that has no content. Yeah. Like I'm not. as a human, I'm not supposed to be able. to read that. No. And there's like this. new thing on TikTok where it's like we. were never meant to see ourselves. Like. mirrors were like invented. Like we were. never supposed to see what we look like. And I feel like that with being so.

public and like social media, we really. weren't supposed to see how people feel. about us. And so I think that's that's. Have you heard that saying? What other. people think of you is none of your. business. I was about to say our new. thing is saying it's in my business. It's a fantastic way and I mean but but. when you're on a show like you're still. on summer house like that's hard to. because you have to talk about people in. real time. You have to hear and then for. the a year after like you don't get to. move on until a year after because it.

personally because people are like. talking about who you are as a person. Yeah. And I'm like no no no let me. explain that one moment. And it's like. no no I don't need to explain that one. moment. No one cares. Yeah. But being. misunderstood is is painful. It's. painful. But I really feel like people. who want to misunderstand you will and. people who want to understand you will. And that's like how you get a little. peace with it. Do you ever talk about um. do you ever clarify things about the. show on your podcast? Never. I've never. said I've never said what actually.

happened in my last season. We've never. spoken about Summerhouse. We've never. we don't honestly because when we. started we were like one of the first. podcasts to come out of Bravo. I think. maybe there was like one or two others. and they were really adamant of like. this is not a Bravo podcast. Do not. speak about Bravo. And we were like. totally fine with us. Like we weren't. going to anyway. We wanted it to be more. pop culture. And so now people are kind. of surprised if they find us from Bravo. because they're like they never talk. about Bravo. And it's like, well, we.

weren't allowed to in the beginning and. now like Yeah. It doesn't really go with. who we are and like what we talk about. So, it's actually better that way. Yeah. I mean, it it definitely does. You're. practicing what you're saying, which is. you're just kind of letting go of things. that you can't have control over because. then it would be too. in the weed. It's too much. Also, it's. funny you brought up mistakes because I. feel like I don't know, I don't speak. for you, but like I really have just. failed upwards. Does that make sense? It's like you've. been fired so many times and I love.

every time and I love I'm and I'm sorry. to say this but we're going to. ask we need to ask you to leave right. now. I manifested it accidentally, but. not to do like a Jordan quote, but like. they say like of all the Why? Timmy does. a Jordan. Timmy wants to be like Jordan. Timmy Shalamé, you're like Jordan. Timmy. Right. Okay. So, he I need to. stop. So, I have ADHD. So, he um he. missed like a ton of the like shots to. win the game, but people don't remember.

those. They remember the one he made. Well, you know what? Yeah. I was going. to say if you don't worry about doing a. Jordan. looked me in the eye and went you miss. 100% of the shots you don't take was. Wayne Gretzky and not Jordan but I bet. Jordan did say something about I'm sure. they're friends and they like each other. so it's all fine. I mean I'm never going to say a quote. again. Um, but with that said, and Obama. actually said,

grab your hockey sticks, kids. Marilyn. Monroe, you miss 100 of the shots you. don't take. Monroe used to say Audrey. Heard. Audrey Heppern said, "You miss 100% of. the shots you don't take." Wait, can we. also tell them we misqued Amy Polar in. our book? We also didn't ask permission. Did a full quote with Amy Polar, said it. wrong, and then That's actually so funny. cuz my brother literally saw the back. and was like, "You didn't ask my.

permission." And I was like, "What are. you going to sue me?" Because your. brother has a quote on the back of it, but I like wrote it like for him. We got. some fun quotes in the back of our My. sister isn't that funny. That's his. quote. I wrote that. We didn't like it. We go, "Did you not. think it? Did you not think it?" Okay. You talk. about pop culture on your podcast. Because of that, I want to just throw. things out to you. Speed round. Tell me. your thoughts and opinions. There's no.

wrong answers here. Okay. Like the last. thing I did. She goes, "You got that wrong, but. hopefully you do better this time.". Incredible. Um, okay. Um, uh, veneers. I don't think they ever look good. Never. I think maybe there's like two. people in Hollywood where I'm like, "Wait, they have really good veneers.". But like a normal person who can't. afford it, do you? Oh, they look great. Well, you wouldn't know. But cuz you. obviously have access to a great doctor.

The normies out here shouldn't get them. Too big. Too white. When did you get. them? Well, I guess are considered. veneers. I had a chip tooth. Okay. And. um when I went story you're going with. I was in a bar fight. Yeah. I got um I. broke my nose in a car accident and um. and I have a sinus infection here and I. had a sinus infection and it I had a. chip tooth when I got on SNL and I. thought no big deal whatever like. hilarious. Yeah, exactly. Like who. cares? And then I saw myself on camera.

and I gasped. I was like oh no like I. look and um so I got my teeth fixed. I. got veneers when I was on SNL. So you. would never know. Just two but I but I. have them. If you didn't get into. Hollywood, do you think you would have. gotten veneers? Wow, that's a good question. Maybe not. I don't think so. I think like, you. know, where I came from in Massachusetts. and like I don't know if I I think I. would just wouldn't mind my chip. But. seeing yourself on camera is a different. You know how like people hate hearing. their own voice? Like even in a.

voicemail, I'm like imagine watching. yourself on TV. You're like, that's what. I present to the world. It's a real mind [ __ ] Okay, so you got. to be careful with Venezia. I I get. nervous when people shave it down and. they have little like nubs. Yeah, that. makes me nervous. I think that that. doesn't happen as much anymore. I think. they've really taken it back. They don't. go We don't know the science. We don't. know anything about veneers. But we have. we. hate them. I also have to say both of. you, if I may, you both have great. teeth. I thought you were going to say.

you both need them. So that's crazy. I. have a doctor. I'd like to talk to. somebody who does. Dr. Ke and Beverly. Hills. Um, you both have great teeth, so. talking about veneers with great teeth. isn't really fair. Yeah. True. True. Because some of us don't have great. teeth. Gel nails. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You. love them. Taking off of them. That's. the thing. You You just let them grow. out. I was just going to say we never. take them off. We never take it off. We. just rego. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, how do.

you feel about running from what? What. problems are you running from? Who are. you running from? What? We can do. Pilates. That's a workout. Laying down. with BDSM equipment. Actually, I'm going. to We're not running. Run is to get away from a man. Okay. How. do you feel about people who love dogs? Okay. You did that. You did. No, that. was on purpose. You did it on purpose. No. Why do I know? Because we're cat. people and people are It's very. controversial. Oh, okay. Right. Right. Huge cat. Okay. People who love dogs. I.

love dogs. Yeah. I foster senior pets. all the time. Get that on. Mhm. Clip. that. People who People who love dogs I. love. People who say they hate cats. Yeah. I don't like That's not nice. They've never had a cat. They don't It's. always the dog people. They're like, I. love dogs, but then Scruffy scratched me. when I was four. I hate cats. I hate. cats. And it's like cats just want your. consent. Yeah, you're right. It's People. think it's okay to say they hate cats. That's not That's not horrible. I love. cats PR though. Like I love that they're.

hated publicly because like that's their. vibe. Like they like that. If you hate. cats, you hate women. And now we've said it. We I wasn't going. to say it. I said it. And now we've gone. there on the path. We went there. When. you're talking about traveling, how. early do you like to get to the airplane. to the airport for a flight? Okay. That's another reason why I think we're. pretty compatible. We have the same. flight time. We're very big on boarding. time. We like to know the boarding time. and we like to be there an hour before.

it boards. I also am very lucky where I. where I live in New York. I'm 20 minutes. from LaGuardia. So I kind of roll out of. bed. That's great. The world's best. airport. And I'm besties with the clear. people. I get high fives from them. They're like, "Hannah, good luck this. weekend." And I I. They're paid to bring you. You don't. think they care. You don't think they. care. Those clear people are passionate. They do want to look at my soul. Says. your name. And that's how they know it. They didn't remember it, but they get.

paid for every person that goes through. They go Minneapolis. They go, "You know. everything about me." They're like, "I'm. looking at your flight information, ma'am.". So, yeah, we're we're the same. We keep. each other. Yeah, we're a pretty similar. traveler. Oh, that's really important. It's really It's really important. Okay. What about avocado toast? I think. avocado ruins a lot of really good. things. Really? This is Paige's hot. take. She's Paige. People are gonna be. so mad. I know. I think that I don't. know what year we were like, "Let's.

throw avocado on every sandwich." But I. wish I paid attention more and stopped. it because I don't need avocado on my. turkey sandwich. It was gorgeous. years prior. It's been a turkey sandwich. forever. I don't need it now to be. turkey. A mature palette. Just say it. Do you have like a a baby palette? Like. um like a little kid palette? No. Don't. listen to her. I. eat way I will try way more she said it. confidently than her and what do you do?

I will try I feel like I eat way more. things than you like try way more. things. You eat Mexican food and that's. it. I do get hyperfixated on a meal and. if I like it I'll eat it for a couple. weeks but then I'll change. You've been. having cheese for seven years. Look, I. don't recommend it before a show. That's. all I'm gonna say. What is your favorite. kind of sandwich? If you can have a. perfect sandwich, bacon, egg, and. cheese. I'm so New York. On what? Ooh,

good question. Anything, but like. everything bagel roll. Just bacon, egg, and just bacon cheese. Perfect sandwich. would be like pudo, mozzarella cheese, a. little olive oil and vinegar on like a. hard like good baguette. Spoken like a. person has their real teeth. I can bite into that front teeth. Well, you have to be careful when you have an. ears. You have to go a little slower. Like you don't want to get you want you. don't want to come up on an apple too.

fast. Got it. Because they do they can. pop up. Yeah, they can pop up anywhere. Okay. And the last one is um women who. ask men to marry them. Picking your. partner is the most important thing you. do in your life. I'm not just. willy-nilly waiting for a guy to spring. it on me. I'm sitting down and having a. serious discussion if you want to spend. the rest of your life with me. Yes. And. the the the bigger thing of like what do. we expect like expecting to be chosen.

and and waiting to be chosen rather than. choosing. Mhm. It's It's complicated. Yeah. But but but I but also but also um. I do think there's a thing sometimes. where I mean and you know straight cis. marriage is a whole other conversation. Like who cares? But um boring. No, it's. very boring. It is. I mean is cheeky. Getting married is cheoogy now. Yeah. Are we still saying cheeky? No. That was. cheeky of me. It's funny. We also talk.

on the pod. Like obviously Hannah's. married and so like we don't like to. talk about it though. It's very off. brand. So off brandand for. you my husband. I'm like what? You have. a husband? We say boyfriend. But like we talk about how like people. expect you to look the best you've ever. looked on your wedding day and then like. you'll never be that skinny or pretty. ever again. Like this is your one day or. like it's the best day of your life. And. I remember Hannah's wedding, she was. like, "This is a great day, but like.

I've had better." Like, you know, like, "I've had a day." Like when she filmed. her Netflix special, she was like, "This. is truly the best day." I was high on. beta blockers, but it was an amazing. thing. I think we're in a generation. where it is like a little, it's shifting. a little bit where it's like, okay, your. wedding day and your marriage isn't the. best thing you're ever going to do your. whole life. And that's really put on. women where it's like, "This is the best. you're ever going to look. This is the. best weekend you're ever going to have. Everyone's here for you. This is the. last time that's ever going to happen.

So, like the whole proposal thing and. like a girl doing it to a guy, there's a re he hasn't said that he. likes you then. That's why you're doing. it. I feel like well I do feel like what. you what you two speak about a lot and I. feel like is and that's what I kind of. what I mean about the freedom that comes. from the women that are coming up behind. me is that the the discussion about how. gas lit we are all the time. That's it. the discussion in real time about how we.

get these crazy mixed messages all the. time and it's like push and pull back. and be this way but say what you want. but it's like I mean being a female. comedian is a [ __ ] you to the system. they don't want you to call people out. say things that are out of line make. people uncomfortable that's what we do. as comics make you think take up space. that's why I love being a female. comedian and yeah we get push back a lot. Yeah, but that's like what our choice.

is. This is the life I want to live. And. I also think it's so cool you talked to. our moms before because generationally. they only had so many options. I joke. that icks are popular now because like. back then you barely had a credit card. You couldn't have a cake with your. husband. You literally couldn't divorce. your husband. It was illegal. Yeah. He. starts singing happy birthday at a. restaurant. You're like la. Nowadays if. a guy gets like a little baby spoon like. let me do my stand up. A little baby. spoon eating eating a ice cream. And we. were like, "Yeah, divorce. I'm taking. all the money that I made." Yeah. Like,

"Get out of my house." And I'm taking. the money that we didn't we that we. never share. Um, okay. Speaking of laugh, before you. leave, I'm asking people uh what they're. laughing at these days. What do you like. look at, read, go see I mean, I know you make each. other laugh. Hannah Hannah's text. messages. When Hannah really goes off, Here's the thing. Can you share a text. message? This is when I know No, she's. smart. She does voice notes. This is what I voice. I thought that was. a boomer thing. Voice notes are Oh, we.

love a voice note. But they disappear. and then you can never No, we love that. This is when we would be in jail. Yeah. This is when I know Hannah's husband. isn't in the city. Hannah's voice noting. me like crazy. She's like, "And then I. figured this out. And then I saw this. and oh my god, I haven't brought this up. to you." So my mom will be like, "You've. been voice noting Paige for two hours. Pick up the phone." Yeah, but that's. invasive. I don't like the phone. I I. don't like to talk on the phone. No. And. I don't like when people FaceTime me out. of the blue. Yeah, that's aggressive.

But I think you guys don't mind it as. much. We don't. But we we are respectful. of each other's boundaries. But once if. one of us does FaceTime each other out. of the blue, it is the first thing we. say when we answer the phone, like, "Oh, okay. Like, what's going on?" Yeah. Someone must be dead. But that's why. there's not more female pilots, cuz we. don't like a dispatcher in our ear. We. don't want to hear it. text me. Yeah, I. know where I'm going. Thanks. I know. Thanks. I know where I'm going. Stop. mansplaining how to land the plane.

Wait, we also started doing this thing. because like we stay in hotels all the. time with each other that like anytime. one of us has to go to the other one's. room, we think of like a line we're. going to say when we open the door. Like. we have to have a bit going into it. Totally. I had like I was wearing a tie. I think it was before we met you and we. opened the door and I was like I'm. selling you insurance and she was like I. just puked or so she said no I was like. I think I'm pregnant. This is the thing. Life is sad. So if.

you don't have a friend making you laugh. what am I here for? 100%. And what so. what do you Okay. So Paige gets Hannah's. text to make her laugh. What do you What. makes you laugh? Doesn't really make me. laugh that much but. Imagine. this is where she finds out. I actually. don't really enjoy the pod with her. Um, no. Paige 100% makes me laugh. Okay, you. guys make each other laugh, but what. Okay, like what TV are we watching? And. like what do you do at night or like a.

uh like I just watch Detroititers. I. thought it was the funniest thing ever. So funny. Sam Richardson. I love comics. who are really different from me. It's. more I get more like it's more admirable. because I'm like I could never do that. So then I think it's really funny. I. love watching standups. Who did I I just. watched two standups this week. I. watched Chelsea Handlers. I watched Bert. Chrysner's. Um honestly, anything on Tik. Tok. Like Tik Tok is funny. Really. funny. Like Tik Tok is the only social.

media app where when I log on to it, I. never click my own profile and I never. click my notifications. You're not. re-watching your videos to be like, "Was. that funny?" No, I'm never re-watching. We're on Instagram. I'm obsessed with. myself. I'm like, "My story is so. aesthetic today. My grid has never. looked better. I'm commenting on. everyone." Where Tik Tok, I really go to. it to just laugh. Same. I I I said this.

many times, but in especially in the. pandemic, wrapping back around in the. pandemic, like that really saved me. because it was lots of good comedy on. Tik Tok. You've been on TikTok? Oh, yeah. I I You've been on TikTok. I um. you know Oh, I see you commenting. gassing up the girls. You're doing. great. Also was that hilarious moment. where it was like everyone was leaving. and so you know before we leave I'm. going to just tell a couple people that. I think they're great but there's so. many funny people. No, there's so many. funny people. So many funny people. I. also as the creativity I'm like how did.

you even think of that? That's. hilarious. Women are particularly so. funny because I say that for female. standups, it's hard to be in the clubs. at night, but that Tik Tok is like a. safe open mic where girls can just like. put I think there's more funny women on. TikTok than there are men because I do. feel like women are competitive with. each other, but there is a sense of like. we feel safe with each other. So, it's. like I know that my TikTok is majority. girls. Yeah. Yeah. So, like when I put.

something out, I'm like, "Oh, it's the. girls will think this is funny." So, I. think that's like where guys I don't. know. They don't have that relationship. with other guys. Do you like making Tik. Toks? Yeah. I love it. I love it. And I. I feel like. I just was on it for so long and really. liked it that I I feel like there's a. way I mean my biggest fear was to come. on as some like old lady being like like. it the thing that drives me nuts are. like people that are like I guess I. should be doing this and you're like.

beat it like it is actually like a a. culture of people that work really hard. It's a lot of creators on there and it's. it's all just comedy in a different form. form. Yeah. Yeah. And having your stamp. of approval legitimizes it. Well, I don't know about that, but I. love But I do love it. And it is like it. is cheoogy and it is cringey. Like if I. get it wrong, but whatever. Who cares? Like Amy, you've never made a mistake in. your life. Also, I can't wait to see you. and Tina doing some Tik Toks on tour.

Continuing. Well, she doesn't love to do. them. Really? No. So, I always have to. kind of convince her a little. I feel. like I'm the Tina. I was I didn't want. to ask. Yeah. You think so? I think so. because there's always a Tik Tok that. Hannah's like, "This is gonna be so. funny." And I'm like, "Get away from. me." Yeah. And whoever is the quieter. one, right? Because Yeah. Yeah. I also. just have to say, shout out to animals. Animals are the most effortlessly like. I'll never be funnier than like a baby. goat. Yeah, that's I've been trying to.

tell you that. You may look like one, but you're not. I go, I'm not following. a baby goat. I'm not following them. They're effortless. They don't care. They're everything we want to be. When. we were on the Vanity Fair red carpet, we were the first to get our picture. taken cuz we were literally there first. And so, like, me and Hannah are standing. next to each other and we just noticed. all the cameras go immediately off of. us. We were already having imposter. syndrome. It was a dog. It was a dog. It was a.

dog. I go, I've waited my whole life for. this moment and I'm losing to a dog. Was. it a famous dog? We don't know. Was it? We stopped asking questions. We stopped. the question and then I saw the dog and. I was like, I get it. That's a beautiful. dog. It was a lab. Grew up in a nice. We. were like, that tail blowout is better. than Yeah. I'm like, how did the lab get. a Dyson air wrap? And then it stood on the right side and. it looked gorgeous. It took my job. It. took your job. Um uh thank you guys so.

much for doing this. This was so so fun. Thank you for hanging with us. We love. you. You know, I love you back and I. just I can't wait for all the big things. ahead for both of you in all different. areas of the business that you're. working. And we feel the same about you. It sounds weird, but we feel like are. you just getting started? Click that. That would be such a great. vague title for this podcast. Like just. getting started.

Just getting started. Amy Polar just getting started. Wait, why is like your face has to be. like that started and then I'm I'm like. at Scales of Justice and I'm holding. like like a baby bottle and like a and. like a tiny little gravestone and I'm. like. I'm just. I'm hooked up to an IV just getting.

started. one of those sands that's just. slowly going in time. There's a guy I'm going like cuz I'm. like in a I'm in a I'm in a baby doll. dress. and I'm going just getting started and. behind me is um the grim reaper just. waiting for me and Botox getting. injected. The grim reaper and I'm wearing pigtails. and I'm in like just overalls and I'm. like just getting started. Wait, the. grim reaper. All.

right, we renamed the podcast. We have. fun here. All right, thank you guys so. much. That was an awesome, super fun episode. of Good Hang. I loved having the ladies. here. It was a blast and we talked a lot. about a lot of things and I I I love. standup comedy despite maybe some of the. things I said podcast. No, but I have. great respect for it and um it made me.

think about the people that I'm watching. and I would uh I would uh encourage. everybody to check out Jordan Jensen if. they haven't seen her work. She's a a. touring comedian right now and really. specific funny voice. Just great with. crowds, improvises all the time, deeply. interesting, funny woman who um yeah, I. just wanted to give a shout out to. because I think she's great. So, uh, that's all. I never know how to finish. these things. I never know how to end.

the podcast. So, okay, bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The. executive producers for this show are. Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and. me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by. The Ringer and Paperkite. For The. Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat. Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Alia. Xanerys. For Paperkite production by Sam. Green, Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss. Berman. Original music by Amy Miles. Really good. Hey.