Watters: Our WORST NIGHTMARE

? ♪ ♪. >> Jesse: LET'S CHECK IN ON. THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. >> I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY. I JUST WANT TO USE THE BATHROOM. IF THEY WANT ME TO USE THE MEN'S. ROOM I WILL BUT I DON'T WANT TO. BE ASSAULTED. >> Jesse: THAT'S ASHLEY. PLATNER GOT ME TOED AND THAT. WOULD BEEN BLESSED WITH AN.

ANGEL. >> I RAN FOR OFFICE SEVERAL. TIMES. DIDN'T WIN, BUT DIDN'T RUN. I'M A SONGWRITER. I SUPPOSE WITH MY TRANSPARENCY, I WOULDN'T DECEIVE THE PEOPLE. LIKE WE ARE BEING DECEIVED RIGHT. NOW. >> Jesse: WHEN "PRIME TIME". ACTUALLY, WE FELL IN LOVE AND WE. HAD TO KNOW MORE. HER READ IT.

YOU GO, GIRL.HER BOOK? IT'S A MEMOIR. IT IS "I AM ASHLEY.". THERE IS NOT A BOOK I WANT TO. READ MORE PICK CAN'T WAIT TO GET. OUR HANDS ON THE COPY SO IF. ANYBODY IS WATCHING AND HAS AN. OLD EDITION, PLEASE, PLEASE. SEND US TO FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS. IN NEW YORK, ATTENTION JOHN E. ASHLEY IS A SELF-PROCLAIMED. SONGWRITER AND WILL HAVE YOU. KNOW THAT SHE'S CELL PRODUCED. FOUR ALBUMS. THEY HAVEN'T GONE PLATINUM.

YET. BUT MAYBE THEY NOW. ♪ ♪. ♪♪ CHUCK SCHUMER ♪. ♪ HE'S A REAL ASS CLOWN ♪. ♪ WHOLE DAMN CIRCUS IN A SUIT. NOW ♪♪. >> Jesse: OPEN YOUR HEART TO. ASHLEY BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T. GET ON HER BAD SIDE. >> I'M JUST AN ANGRY CITIZEN NOW.

AND IF I GET ELECTED I'D BE AN. ANGRY SENATOR AND THAT TO BE. THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE. >> Jesse: NOT OUR WORST. NIGHTMARE. ASHLEY IS A DREAM. SHE IS WHAT WE WANT. WHAT WE NEED. THE DEMOCRATS NEED HER. MAINE NEEDS HER. GRAHAM PLATTNER, WHEREVER HE IS, WOULD DEFINITELY SHUCK ASHLEY'S. OYSTERS. >> THEY CALL IT PORK BELLY, SURE, THAT WOULD SAVE A LOT OF. MONEY AS WELL.

>> Jesse: IF YOU WANT YOUR. BILLS PORK BELLIED, ASHLEY IS. YOUR GIRL. THE MAIN. NONE OF THEM ARE BRINGINGASHLEY. >> I HAVE MANY IDEAS ON THIS. ONE. IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET A. MOCKTAIL... >> GIVE ME A SPECIFIC AREA OF. OVERSIGHT YOU'D LIKE TO GET A. HEARING ON. >> I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LOT OF. HEARINGS.

>> Jesse: SHE SAYS SHE DIDN'T. HAVE TIME TO DO HER HOMEWORK FOR. THE DEBATE BECAUSE SHE WAS ON. VACATION RELAXING ON THE RIVER. SHE AND HER SECRETARY OF STATE, TDS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE, KICKED TRUMP OFF THE BALLOT IN. 2024. WHAT WOULD SHE DO? >> WHAT WHAT I DO? I'D EXPAND THE SUPREME COURT. WE NEED TO. >> Jesse: YOU PACK THE COURT.

AND PACKET FAT. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BUOY. >> I DID THIS BECAUSE I'M VERY. INTERESTED IN CLIMATE. >> Jesse: SHE IS LIZ. A GARDEN LANDSCAPER, A DOORDASH. DRIVER. SHE'S ALSO PURSUING A CAREER AS. A REALTOR. A LOT ON HER PLATE. IN HER SPARE TIME, SHE TRACKS. THE NORTHERN LIGHTS APPEARED BUT. IF SHE'S ELECTED SENATOR, THE. PEOPLE OF MAINE WILL BE HER. NORTHERN LIGHT. SPEAKING OF CLIMATE, THEY ARE. RUNNING A DUDE WHO BREWS.

ENVIRONMENT LEE FRIENDLY YEAR. >> WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE IN. THE FIELDS OF DEFENSE AND. NATIONAL SECURITY? >> I WASN'T IN THE MILITARY, I'M. A SMALL BREWERY OWNER. I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE. MATERIALS THAT ARE SOURCED FROM. AROUND THE WORLD, GERMAN BREWING. EQUIPMENT IS THE BEST BUILT IN. THE WORLD. >> Jesse: CHEERS, DAN. DANNY BOY CALLS HIMSELF A. CENTRIST BUT WANTS TO ABOLISH.

I.C.E. AND TAKE AWAY YOUR. DOCTOR. ACTUALLY, THEY ALL DO. >> YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE FOR. MEDICARE FOR ALL. IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. >> JUST CHECKING! >> I'M ACTUALLY ON MEDICARE. >> OKAY. THERE YOU HAVE IT. >> Jesse: ASHLEY IS ON. MEDICARE. SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR 65. THIS PRIMARY IS LOADED WITH. CANDIDATES. WE CAN GO ON AND ON. HERE IS THE FRONT RUNNER.

HE'S A LOGGER. HE CANNOT CUT. >> NONE OF US ACTUALLY KNOW THE. RIGHT WAY. THIS IS INSANE. >> Jesse: DECIDES ASH, I'M NOT. FEELING THE SAME SIZZLE AS. NIPPLE. EVEN THE DEBATE MODERATOR SAID. HE WAS BORED. >> AS FAR AS CHARISMA, PLATNER. HAD A LOT OF ADVANTAGES.

NONE WE'VE SEEN NOW HAS THAT. CARD TO PLAY. >> Jesse: GOOD THING THERE'S. STILL MORE CANDIDATES TO GO. AROUND BUT NOT EVERYBODY WAS ON. STAGE. CHRISTINA, ALSO RUNNING, SHE'S. AN ARTIST, STORYTELLER, POET. SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN. NEW YORK CITY FOR 20 YEARS. BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S MOVING BACK. TO MAINE FIT WHAT PREPARED HER. FOR THE JOB OF SENATOR? THE THEATER. >> LAST YEAR I WENT ALONE AND. WATCHED 37 SHOWS IN FIVE DAYS.

AND I FELT LIKE I HAD BEEN GIVEN. ALL OF THIS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT, LIKE, LIFE AND RELATIONSHIPS, CREATIVITY, YOU CAN'T GET THAT. EXPERIENCE ANYWHERE ELSE. OR YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T GET THAT. EXPERIENCE FOR THAT PRICE, RIGHT? IT'S AWESOME. IT'S MAGIC. >> Jesse: SHE SEEMS SWEET BUT. SHE'S NO ASHLEY. IT'S NOT JUST CHRISTINA. THIS WHOLE PARTY IS PUTTING ON A.

SHOW. ALTHOUGH RANDY IS A LITTLE. RATED >> TO ACT TOGETHER, TO. BRING ABOUT CHANGE. REAL LIFE IMPROVING CHANGE. THAT'S THE POWER AND POTENTIAL. OF OUR MOVEMENT AND OF THE AFT! AND ONE MORE THING, WE GET. [BLEEP] DONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

MY APOLOGIES TO THE CHILDREN. >> Jesse: [LAUGHS]. WHEN THE DEMOCRATS SAID THE. FUTURE IS FEMALE, NOW I KNOW. WHAT THEY MEAN. LESBIANS, ASHLEYS, SHENNAS. SOME ARE ETHIOPIAN VERY STUDIES. DIVORCED, NEVER BEEN MARRIED. SINGLE, READY TO MINGLE.

HEY, HALEY. >> I'VE GOT AN ELECTION COMING. AND I'VE GOT TO LET IT RIP! >> Jesse: [LAUGHS]. HALEY SAYS SHE WANTS TO STICK IT. TO THEM. BUT SHE IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO. THROUGH ABDUL. >> I DON'T PLAY DEFENSE. I GO ON THE ATTACK. I THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF FOLKS. WORKING PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH. THEIR HANDS EVERY DAY WHO. REALIZE THAT BOTH PARTIES ARE. LYING TO THEM AND THE HARD PART. ABOUT IT IS IT'S ONE THING TO. STAB SOMEBODY IN THE FACE. IT'S ANOTHER TO STAB THEM IN THE.

BACK. OF COURSE, THEY ARE FREAKING. OUT. THEY AREN'T FREAKING OUT BECAUSE. THEY THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE. BEER THEY ARE FREAKING OUT. BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M GOING TO. WIN. >> Jesse: I KNOW WHY THEY ARE. FREAKING OUT. THE COMMIES WANT ABOLISH THE. SENATE. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO ABOLISH THE. UNITED STATE SENATE? >> UNITED STATES SENATE IS AN. UNDEMOCRATIC INSTITUTION. WE THINK THAT THE SENATE SHOULD. BE REFORMED AND SHOULD HAVE A. MORE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT. SYSTEM. BUT THAT IS A LONG-TERM CHANGE. THAT WE ARE SEEKING. >> Jesse: THEY WANT TO TAKE.

AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE FOR. SENATOR. AND GIVE ILLEGALS THE RIGHT TO. VOTE. NOT SURE HOW THAT MAKES AMERICA. MORE DEMOCRATIC. AND AFTER DEMOCRACY, CAPITALISM. HAS GOT TO GO. >> IS DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM. COMPATIBLE WITH CAPITALISM? >> IN THE LONG TERM, NO. WE ARE ANTICAPITALIST. WE WANT A WORLD BEYOND. CAPITALISM. >> Jesse: WHAT DOES A WORLD. BEYOND CAPITALISM LOOK LIKE? THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLS. EVERYTHING. LIKE SUPERMARKETS.

>> HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THE. GOVERNMENT OPEN A BIG. GROCERY STORE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR. BODEGA? >> IF ONE PUBLICLY OWNED. GROCERY STORE THAT BRINGS PRICES. DOWN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS. ENOUGH TO PUT SOMEONE OUT OF. BUSINESS, THEN MAYBE THEY. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THAT. BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. >> Jesse: WHAT ABOUT. APARTMENTS? SHOULD THOSE BE FREE? YEAH. FIRST STEP? GET RID OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN. THE BUILDING. >> WHETHER THAT IS SENDING A. DEMAND LETTER WITH FANCY.

LEGALESE SO YOUR LANDLORD TAKES. YOU SERIOUSLY, OR WRITING REALLY. BAD YELP REVIEWS OF HIS STUPID. FLOWER BUSINESS. OR CRASHING HIS WEDDING. OR HIS KIDS 'HIS WEDDING. OR, YOU KNOW, GOING TO HIS. HOUSE. >> Jesse: THAT IS TRACY. SHE LIVES IN L.A. NOT A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. PROPERTY. SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? THEY ARE COMING FOR THE. LANDLORDS, DOCTORS, COPS, I.C.E.

BUT THEY ARE MAKING NICE WITH. PRISONERS BEAR THEY ARE ON THE. SAME SIZE AS MS-13 AND HAMAS. MA.