'TDS' TUESDAY: Newest symptoms of 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'

♪ ♪. >> Jesse: HAPPY TDS TUESDAY, "PRIMETIME"'S SECOND FAVORITE. DAY OF THE WEEK. WE ARE RAISING AWARENESS FOR ONE. OF THE MOST INFECTIOUS MIND. VIRUSES SWEEPING THE NATION, TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. CASES ARE FLARING AND WE'VE GOT. THE FOOTAGE. PATIENTS ARE POPPING UP. EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. AND NOW WE HAVE A TDS TEST. >> LET ME DO A TEST. TELL ME ONE GOOD THING TRUMP HAS. DONE. >> I THINK EVERYTHING HAS TURNED.

OUT TO BE A SHIT SANDWICH. >> WHAT HAS HE DONE GOOD? >> NOTHING. >> THAT'S A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A. CLEAR SYMPTOM OF TRUMP. DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DONE. THAT'S GOOD? >> OBVIOUSLY SHUTTING THE. SOUTHERN BORDER. >> Jesse: PATIENT ZERO IS BACK. IN AMERICA. IRISH ROSIE SAYS SHE'S NOT SICK, TRUMP IS. >> DOES THAT MEAN THAT WHEN. TRUMP LEAVES OFFICE, PRESUMABLY. JANUARY 2029, HE WILL COME BACK. OR IT DEPENDS ON WHO WINS THE.

ELECTION IN 2028? >> YES. WELL I DON'T THINK, JAKE, THAT. HE'S GOING TO SURVIVE THAT LONG. CALL THEM MEDICAL DOCTORS THAT. YOU CAN GET ACCURATE OPINIONS OF. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM, BECAUSE. HIS DEMISE IS VISIBLE AND. APPARENT TO EVERYONE WHO'S NOT. WILLFULLY BLIND. >> Jesse: BIDEN WAS A GHOST. FOR FOUR YEARS AND IRISH DID NOT. CARE. NOW THE BIDEN'S WILL NEVER NEAR. THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN SO HUNTER. WANTS REPORTERS TO DO HIS DIRTY. WORK FOR HIM.

>> HE TURNED TO A REPORTER WITH. YOUR FORMER COLLEAGUE ON THE. PLANE AND SAID, QUIET, PIGGY. >> YES. >> WHY IS IT THAT NONE OF YOUR. FORMER COLLEAGUES TURNED TO HIM. AND SAID GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF, MR. PRESIDENT? LITERALLY SAID STOP CUSSING. HUNTER. >> Jesse: THERE'S STILL HOPE. OUT THERE. WE THOUGHT HOLLYWOOD WAS DONE. FOR BUT THERE ARE TDS SURVIVORS. FINALLY SPEAKING OUT.

>> YOU HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE A. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN WHO CLEARLY. SEES HIS JOB AS ENGAGING IN A. MEANINGFUL BACK AND FORTH WITH. HIS AUDIENCE. >> MY JOB IN LIVE MUSIC WORLD. IS-- THOSE PEOPLE THAT COME IS. TO HAVE THE BEST TIME THEY. POSSIBLY CAN. >> THEY WANT TO LEAVE THE. CONCERT FEELING LIKE IT WAS. WORTH IT AND THEY CAN FORGET. THEIR TROUBLES. >> YOU DON'T WANT.