Johnny Damon shares who he ROOTS FOR

[APPLAUSE]. >> WELCOME BACK TO "FOX NEWS. SATURDAY NIGHT" KRIGMAN IF YES. WON A WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP. FOR THE YANKEES AND THE RED SOX. WHICH IS LIKE MARRYING A JEW AND. A PALESTINIAN. SAY HELLO TO JOHNNY DAMON. [APPLAUSE].

COME ON, COME ON. [APPLAUSE]. YOU NOTICED HOW MANY MORE WOMEN. IN THE AUDIENCE WHEN YOU HAVE. THE BEST ASS IN THE AMERICAN. LEAGUE? THEY SAID THE BEST ASS AND IN. THE LEAGUE. >> IN THE WORLD.

>> THAT IS A SUPERPOWER. THE ONE THING WE HAVE NEVER. TALKED ABOUT FOR REAL WITH ALL. THE CONVERSATIONS WE HAVE HAD AT. THE CIGAR BAR IN THINGS LIKE. THAT HAVE NEVER ASKED YOU IF THE. YANKEES ARE PLAYING THE RED SOX. WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR? >> OH YES. NOWADAYS THEY ARE BREWED FOR NEW. JERSEY BECAUSE THE RED SOX AND. THE YANKEES, MAN THEY TOOK CARE. OF ME. THEY LOVE ME AND I LOVE THEM.

>> HE'S TRYING TO BE CLASSY. HE DOESN'T WANT TO SAY HE'S. ROOTING FOR THE BEER GUY. HE IS ROOTING FOR THE BEER GUY. >> I'M TRYING TO BRING MAJOR. LEAGUE BASEBALL TO ORLANDO. THE PLACE I GREW UP. I THINK IT'S A CAN'T LOSE. OPPORTUNITY. WE HAVE THE MONEY AND WE HAVE. THE FUNDING AND WE HAVE A STRONG. TEAM WHO'S TRYING TO BRING IN. THE OWNER OF LEAGUE BASEBALL. [APPLAUSE].

>> YOU TALK ABOUT KIDS ORLANDO. HAS MORE KIDS THAN AARON BERG'S. SEARCH HISTORY. [LAUGHTER]. >> MY NAME WAS REDACTED ON THOSE. FILES. >> YOUR FIRST WORLD SERIES. CHAMPIONSHIP CAME WITH THE RED. SOX. FOR PEOPLE THAT BAD. WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE. TO WIN WITH PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE. CONSIDERED REAL LIFE SUBELEVEN.

BECAUSE THEY COMMIT A CRIME. ARE YOU READY TO PLAY JUDGE. JOHNNY? [APPLAUSE]. I WILL READ YOU A STORY YOU TELL. ME IF THERE'S DEFENSE FOR THE. CRIME. IF YOU'RE LIKE THOSE PEOPLE WHO. CLAP FOR THE RED SOX. THE FIRST WAS A WOMAN BUSTED FOR. DRUNK DRIVING A LAWNMOWER. HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE WOMAN. [LAUGHTER]. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

IT'S AN IOWA WOMAN PULLED OVER. ON THE LAWNMOWER A MILE FROM HER. HOUSE AND POLICE SAY SHE. PREVIOUSLY LOST HER LICENSE OR. DRIVING AN SUV ON MATH. OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T GET HER ON. DRUNK DRIVING BUT HOW MUCH. DAMAGE COULD SHE DO CORRECT. >> YOU SHE'S MAKING THE WORLD A. BEAUTIFUL PLACE. SHE'S CUTTING PEOPLE'S LAWNS. SOME HOMES NEED HELP. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T TAKE CARE.

OF THEIR LAWNS CRAIG. >> YOU WOULD LET HER GO? >> I BELIEVE I WOULD LET THIS. ONE GO. NOBODY WAS HURT. >> A LEXUS WOMAN. >> WHAT'S IT CALLED, WAS THE. PROPELLER ON? >> THE BLADE? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE UNDER THE. [BLEEP] LAWNMOWER JIANLI. >> AND NOBODY WAS HURT THIS.

TIME. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE A FEEL-G-GOOD. STORY BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT OF. LUCK. TOM HOMAN DEPORTED HER. THE SECOND IS A GROUP OF FLORIDA. CRIMINALS WHO STOLE HIS $650. WORTH OF BODY WASH AT THE. LAKELA.