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[Music]. Ask till confess. [Music]. Ask till confess. Ask to confess. [Music]. >> Hello friends. Welcome to another. episode of. As Where's my saxophone? Where the is my saxophone? Why is it not.

here? >> Should just be on display behind you. >> I want to be like and. I want to blow a note in the saxophone. >> Maybe that's why you're like so sore is. cuz you were giving that your. everything. >> No, I'm sore from this rea. And if you. guys want to know about the redda, feel. free to listen to the freaking episode. that's dropping this week of us. It's uh. it's been real and it's been fun, but it. hasn't been real fun. How's everybody doing? I feel like we.

haven't sat down in forever. >> Oh, this had like two weeks off, guys. >> God, we never have two weeks off. >> No, never. Ever. >> The holidays. I hope everybody had a. really good holiday. >> What did you guys do? >> I got to spend it with my family and I. was so thankful for that. And. >> you, too. >> Okay. Yeah. I went back home. >> Yeah. >> Jay and I were on the couch by 3 PM. >> That's nice. >> We literally It was the first year in a. decade that we have not hosted a. Thanksgiving. And I got to say, we loved. it.

>> I don't think we'll ever host another. Thanksgiving again. It was that good. >> She said, "I may have [ __ ] around and. found out and I like it.". >> Yeah. Like it was so good. But. >> yeah. >> What did you guys eat though? >> Um we ordered a bunch of sides from Bar. Soul Food cuz we just love their food. and their stuffing is just so amazing. And then I made two turkeys and um a ham. and we had a ton of food left over so I. just gave it to all of our security. guards and made people take it home. Yeah. I made everybody to go plates and.

then whatever was left over we just gave. to all our security guards. My our one. security guard Justin is he's got like a. big family so we literally just send. them home with sheets and pans of just. food like here you go. And like every. week that I get my meal preps, I will. pick out the ones that I like and then. I'll give him the rest of whatever's. left over because I'm really picky and. he loves them. So I just send him home. with all this food and like it's so. funny cuz it's like this, you know, big. alpha dude and he's like loves his.

methodology meals and it's like so. funny. He's getting like 14 grams of. fiber each meal. >> Thank you, child. at the same time. >> It's okay. I ordered some, so we have. some getting delivered. >> I I appreciate you. Thank you. >> Bye. >> Have a great. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Love you. >> All right, guys. You guys, you can leave. this in, Jason. I uh used to snort and.

use my pinky nail to And now I use my. pinky nail to put magnesium in my water. bottle. >> What a life change. I have not been. feeling great because of this freaking. Redda. So, if you guys want to hear. about it, just go and uh listen to this. this week's podcast and we go into a. little bit more detail about what. happened and stuff. But yeah, my how. times have changed. It was the funniest. thing because Momo and I were driving. yesterday and she wasn't feeling good. and I was like, "You need electrolytes.".

So, I pulled out a baggie. It's. literally a sandwich bag full of. electrolytes. It looks like eight like. cane and uh she's like what is our life? She's like this is it never used to be. like this. I was like now I know what. [ __ ] parents were talking about like. have fun while you're young because in. your 40s it hits different now you got. baggies of electrolytes in your. >> but at least you guys know I practice. what I preach. So. >> I literally live for this. This.

magnesium is like. >> Yeah. I always feel like it fixes you. so quickly, too. You're like, "Hold on, let me get my magnesium." And then. you're good in 10 minutes. >> Mhm. Yeah. >> Yeah. All right. So, what did you do? What did you do for uh today? You made. people write Yelp reviews. >> Yeah. So, on our Facebook, on the. Dumblan Facebook, we have a private. group for everyone. Um, and the members. were able to submit Yelp reviews for. their exes. And I I was like, I don't.

know what to expect out of this. But. man, when I started reading through. them, I was like, "This is a segment for. Asel Confess for sure." People really. laid into it. There was some nice ones, but yeah, these are funny. >> Yeah, I read a few of them, and I was. like, "Oh my god, what I wonder if any. of my exes wrote a Yelp review about me, what it would say. What do you think. yours would say?". >> Oh gosh, I haven't dated in over I don't. know. >> Me either. But what? >> I'm trying to think. I was like a. teenager when I dated, so maybe just. that she's a [ __ ].

H I think mine would be like Mine would. be like she's a [ __ ] Um nyomaniac. Um definitely bipolar, possibly never. diagnosed but for sure has something. wrong with her. Um. yeah, that's probably what they'd say. >> My exes probably hate me. >> I have a lot of exes. >> My exes don't hate me. I get along with. all of them except for one. >> and that's his choice cuz he's just. emotional. I was a [ __ ] human.

>> Yeah. I mean, I was a [ __ ] human, too. I. was. >> Are you friends with exes? >> Yeah, I am. I'm friends. Well, >> look, I use that term loosely. Yeah, >> because I wouldn't say like I'm like I. talk to him every day or like and like. we're buddy buddy, but yeah, we're. definitely cordial. Like, you know, I've. been married twice. My one of my. ex-husbands is remarried to a beautiful. girl who we actually grew up with and. I'm friends with both of them. I I would. talk to her more than I've talked to. him. Um, but I have talked to him before. and like, you know, we're cool. He gets. it that I was crazy when I was younger. And yeah, >> you know, we just let bygones be.

bygones. Um, >> and then my other ex, you guys just read. about this in the book, but my other ex, I literally was helping him out until. recently when he decided to go online. and [ __ ] be like, I'm Bunny XO's. ex-husband. Ask me anything you want. And I was like, you know what? >> I don't need people like you in my life, especially with as much as I've tried to. help you with and do for you. Like, that. was just a shady. >> Yeah. >> And it it was because of him. He had. text me and said he was dating a. 19year-old or no, I'm sorry,

17-year-old, right? And just turned 18. And I was like, "Bro, that's borderline. pedto." I was like, "You're 45 years. old. Like, that's disgusting. My. daughter is 17 and if she came home with. a man like you, I would chase you off. with a shotgun." Yes. >> So, he he told me I was being a hater. because of it. And I and went to the. internet and did that. And I was just. like, "You know what? You showed me who. you were in that moment, and that's. disgusting.". >> No. So, I don't like that, but like I. try to be friends with everybody. Um, my.

abusive relationship, but he I've tried. so hard to just like. >> move on from that entire situation and. be cordial with him and he just will not. like nothing works. Are you guys friends. with exes? >> Not really. Just cuz I'm more of out of. sight, out of mind. So, it's not that I. go out of my way to not. >> be in touch with exes. I just I fill my. brain with other stuff. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I get that. I I mean I like I'm friends. with one of them on Facebook kind of. thing, but like we're both married with. children and we were best friends before.

it and we shouldn't have dated. That was. the issue was that we dated and it was. like oh we ruined a really good. friendship and it it was never the same. after of course. And so I mean we still. like in passing like I'll like a picture. of his little family and stuff but no I. don't hang with exes and of course I. don't. >> I'm here in Tennessee. Yeah. I don't. Yeah, we I mean we're both transplants. to here. So, it's like our exes aren't. even around here. But maybe like on. social media and. >> I think being cordial and being able to. be like, hey, you were a moment in my.

life. I don't need to hate you and I. don't need to carry any disdain, you. know, because that builds up in your. liver and you that for the rest of your. life if you're angry at somebody like. that. So, I think it's cool. You don't. need to hang out with them. No, >> cuz I think that would be disrespectful. if you're just like constantly like, "Hey, I'm going to go hang out with my. ex, honey." you know, like that's weird. But I think, you know, liking a Facebook. post of their family or like just being. like, "Hey, man, we were wild kids. Let's laugh about it." You know? >> Yeah. I've never had relationships in my. like adulthood. I've always been with my.

husband. So all those relationships were. teenagers anyway. So I was like we were. what 16, 17 years old. Like that's I. don't even consider that like an ex. >> I guess. It was like we [ __ ] around in. high school. >> Like junior high, high school like the. same. Exactly. No, that doesn't seem. like a relationship. Now, if I was in my. 20s and had a serious relationship with. someone and then like tried to keep them. in my life, no, but like No, I'm. >> I've been with Jason since I was turning.

19. So, >> yeah. >> You guys are like. >> he raised Have you guys seen that trend. on TikTok where it was like if you you. know have a bad attitude, you blame it. on your husband because he's raised you. for the past 15 years. I'm like that's. my husband. >> I'm the way I am because of you. >> Yeah. I love that. All right, so who's. going to kick this off reading some of. these Yelp reviews? >> I got a really good one I want to kick. off. No. Okay, so this one, uh, so she gave him a one star. If you're. looking for an alcoholic woman beating.

churchgoing man, >> that's one of mine. Damn it. >> Churchgoing man with a huge, then I. recommend you give him a try. Added, I. must give him five stars for that. gorgeous. >> 10 and 1/2 in long and as wide as a Coke. can. It was so beautiful. always worked. whenever you needed it. >> God. >> God, it sounds glorious. >> I mean, the description alone was grand. >> Gave it to us. >> And why is it the most toxic men have.

the most beautiful appendages? Like, they literally have the most beautiful. >> Why? >> Yeah. >> They're all That's all they care about. They They've never had to devel It's. like the ugly girl. Like when you grew. up ugly, you got to develop your. personality because you weren't pretty. when you were younger, you know? So it's. like guys, they don't have to develop a. personality because. >> they're like, I got that. >> Yeah. Cuz they got a big old hog in. between their thighs. All right, I'm going to read one next.

cuz you will probably be taking mine. >> Probably. >> Hold, please. It's the fuzzy slippers peeking over the. desk for me. Okay, this one. The passive. aggressive ghostaster. >> Aggressive. >> Zero out of five stars. When I asked him. how he handled conflicts, and he said he. was the type to pout. I should have ran. then. He then ghosted me, posted. cryptic, whiny messages obviously about.

me on fa in Facebook groups we were both. in. Oh well, it was shortlived and I. upgraded to a much much better guy and. then he died. So I didn't have to worry. about his passive aggressive little. social media digs for very long. >> Golly, >> what a zinger though. Okay, >> what a ride. >> Like I was in it and then she was like. then he died. >> Yeah, it. >> that's rough. I can't stand passive. aggressiveness. >> Yeah, >> passive aggressiveness will piss me off.

I'll fight you. My husband when we first. got together was passive aggressive and. I was like, "Oh, no.". >> How'd you break him of it? >> I just had to tell him like, "Just be. straight up.". >> Now look at him. >> Oh, now he'll say it as it is. >> Yeah. Now, but when we first got. together, oh my god, it was so passive. passive aggressive. I was just like, I. can't handle that passive aggressive. Say what you mean, mean what you say, and say how you feel cuz I'm always. going to tell you how I feel, you know? And it's not fair to the other person. that you're with to pussyfoot around. Like, tell me what the is going on. So.

either a I can fix it or tell you to go. yourself, you know. >> So yeah, the passive aggressive can't do. that. And then you go to the internet. afterwards. I hate that go to the. internet. >> Oh, they be posting on the internet. immediately. I have ex employees like that that I'm. like, God, I can't handle it. I just. can't. It's the cryptic. >> Like you can clearly tell they add that. one detail to make you know that it's. about you, but then like it if you call. them out on it, they're like, "Oh, it. was just a generalized pose. I just.

shared. >> relatable. They're relatable. You don't have balls. You have no balls. If you have to if you. can't say something to somebody's face. >> or you don't even have to be. confrontational. If you can't present if. you can't have um amicable. confrontation. I feel like, you know, like you guys can. both sit down and have a conversation of. like, "Hey, man, you did this and this. is how it makes me feel and this is how. I'm receiving it." I think that's what.

[ __ ] adults should do. >> Most definitely. Be comfortable with. uncomfortable conversations. Absolutely. So important. Yeah, you have to. >> But you can apply that in any point of. your life. >> Yeah. Business, personal, even with your. children. I can sit down with my kids. and be like, "Hey, when you said that, this is how it made me feel." And then I. need to know where you came from, where. was that stemmed from, why did you say. it, and what was the meaning behind it? And then we worked through that. You. know, that's so important. >> Yeah, that was a huge thing for Bailey. Bailey was always um she would get so.

mad and she would hold so much in and. she didn't know how to verbalize it. So. I would always tell her, "Write me a. letter." And to this day, even when she. gets upset and like she can't verbalize. it, she'll bring me a three-page letter. you know, and I app. know and I appreciate it because at. least she can get what she she needs to. say out and that was kind of our thing. that we worked out was like, hey, don't. hold this in like let's talk about it. when you're ready to talk about it. So, >> absolutely and however you need to. communicate. It does not have to be face. to face. I love that you had her writing.

letters about it. >> because some people can't handle the. face to face conversation, but we're. going to address it. Yeah. So, it's. either face to face or you address it in. a letter and then I sit down with the. letter and you and we talk about it. But. I always tell her, no matter what you. put in the letter, I'm not gonna get mad. at you. I will hear you and we'll talk. about it, you know. So, >> that's awesome. I love that we have a. code word in our family. >> Banana. >> Peaches. >> Ours is banana. >> I love that. Ours is peaches. It's like, hey, I did something I need to confront.

about the situation. And like you can be. a uncomfortable conversation needs to be. had when peaches is brought up. >> What a sweet terminology for a shitty. situation though. >> Well, you got to come at it like, "Hey, peaches.". >> Peaches. >> just sitting on the couch. >> Here's Hey, here's my peach. >> And that's Olivia. That's literally. Olivia. I should like do something and. she'll be like, "All right, guys. Peaches." And then we like it like kind. of breaks it like it brings you into a. conversation in a better mood than like.

>> you know you're about to get into. Exactly. So, it's like, "All right, cool. Everyone, guards down. We need to. accept this and talk about it." I can't. get over what I'm looking at over here. >> Bro, it keeps catching. >> Put it up. Put it up. >> No, it's got to be on your foot. Give. him the full razzle dazzle. >> Can we see him on camera? >> Yeah. Turn them a little bit more. towards the exit. There you go. >> There you go. Go upside down, Haley. Look at those perfect little French. tootsies. Bro, the fact that they have.

French tips on them and they have the. ridges. >> The nail beds are perfect. >> Good cuticles. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's crazy. >> No. >> Pet them. >> No. >> No. >> It's very spy kids. >> Did you guys ever watch that? >> We have guests. >> Yeah. Thumb them. What? >> Thump them. >> I said we have guests that sit there. >> You guys over here. That's. >> I'm sorry. Can you hear me burping in. the microphone and everything, dude? God, I'm going through it.

Greta. All right, you go. You go Jason. >> My little horny Toad. Okay. Negative 100 out of 10. He thought he. would try to make a family with me. And. then when it really came down to. nitty-gritty in the parent part, he. said, "Peace out." His family also is. extremely toxic and likes to fight with. anyone who gets to challenge these their. precious little grandson, who's 38, by. the way. Also, the man had zero hygiene. and smells like twisted tea and dirty.

balls 24/7. >> Oh, no. >> Not recommend. If you receive him, please return to sender immediately. Don't even look in the box. Just send. him straight back to hell where he. belongs. >> Damn. She didn't hold back. That was a baby. daddy that she was like this dude. >> You are having a rough time. >> Dang. Twisted tea though. >> So, what she say? Twisted tea and what. else? >> Ball sack. Dirty balls. >> Ew, dude. >> 24/7. >> We're talking about hygiene in the next.

uh uh podcast, too. So, you guys got to. listen to that. Cannot wait for that. >> We're going to teach you guys how to. have some good freaking hygiene. >> Mhm. >> Absolutely. >> Yeah. Nobody wants to smell like twisted. tea. >> and dirty ball sacks. >> What a comparison. >> I know. Of all things. All right. >> That's what got me on that. >> Um, this one says, "Two stars. Good. packaging, mostly air. Dating him. Stop. >> I get it. I know what you're saying. >> Dating was like opening a fresh bag of.

potato chips. Looked great on the shelf. Shiny packaging. Irresistible in the moment. And then. poof, 75% air. >> Satisfying in tiny doses. Easy to snack. on when bored. Dangerous if you're. hungry for anything real. Once you get. past the crunch, you realize you are. working way too hard for very little. substance. and the whole bag disappears. way too fast, leaving you wondering why. you didn't just make a sandwich. Would I. reorder? Probably not. Would I admit I. finished the entire bag anyways? Unfortunately, yes.

>> Oh my, that's a great review. That is. the best review I've ever heard in my. life. >> Good. And I can compare that to so many. people in my life. Like, I've had that a. lot. >> So nice. >> I've had friends like that with one kid. >> I've had friends that I can compare it. to a lot of people. >> That's not even romantic. I've had. friends like that that are just just a. lumpy bag of potato chips. Yeah. >> What do you think the air was that she. was referring to? Like was it the ick? Like what do you think was. >> air was no no substance? >> She was meaning like no substance like. like Okay. So you know when you open a.

bag of chips how it looks like it's full. but then you open it up and there's only. like that much chips in it. That's what. she said. >> I feel like that's like lights on no. one's home kind of. >> Yeah. There you go. >> So he was like attractive but nothing. >> Couldn't handle Yeah. Exactly. Couldn't. hold the conversation. Yeah. Like that's. why she said whenever you read something. about substance and it gets dangerously. low or something like that. So I hate. that. I hate when you cannot have a. conversation with a a person. >> Oh, >> like you need to stimulate my mind. before you can stimulate my body for. sure if it's sexual. But even like in.

friendships, if you're vapid and I can't. conversate with you, >> bro, you got to go. >> Absolutely. >> That or you're just going to be my good. time Charlie. The the girl that I call. the girl or the guy that I call out to. have fun with. and you know just send. home afterwards because. >> yeah you can't do that. >> All right. Well, I don't know how I'm. going to follow up that grand review. >> Let me see what I got over here. Okay, this one is a one out of a five star. So, at least he got one. Should have.

known the moment I saw that lifted truck. and the and the I swear I don't have. anger issue steroid pump sitting in the. cup holder. >> The science is clear. The higher the. truck, the smaller the and baby, this. man was practically driving a. skyscraper. Between the roid rage, the. tiny energy, and the fact that I'm still. not convinced he can fully wipe his own. ass with those balloon animal arms, it. was giving red flags. Talked big, delivered little, couldn't finish the.

job ever. Performance deflated. Follow-rough, non-existent. Excuses. Olympic level. Overall, would not date. again. would not recommend but would use. as a warning label for future girls. >> That sounds like someone I know. >> That's like sounds like Oh, except for. the roids. All the kids I grew up with. >> These dudes are the worst. >> They are the worst. >> Aren't they always like sweaty, too? >> No, but they're always angry. They are.

red. They're either sweaty or they're. red. >> And he would grow extra hair. So, like I. would hug him and feel his hair through. his shirt. I thought roids made the hair fall out. Don't they bald? >> Oh, yeah. On top, but the hair grows. somewhere else. >> Always. >> You can always tell. >> Yeah. Their little buttholes look like. Peter Cottontails. >> Stop. >> Yeah. They bend over and it's like just. a little poof of ball of hair. >> That's so disgusting. >> And it makes your balls smaller, right?

>> Yeah. Yep. Balls shrink up. Like it's a. up situation. >> No. I It reminds me of the movie. Grown-Ups where the guy Hey, ladies. >> Oh, gross. >> All right, who's next? >> I got one. >> 10 out of 10. >> Ghost hose. >> 10 out of 10. Don't him in loves to talk. to multiple women on Snapchat, but says. you're the only one. Don't ever date. someone with a Snapchat. Will tell other. women you're his cousin on there, too,

when posting pics with you. didn't know. how to spell my name over a month in and. also farted on me the first hangout. Immature little boy who needs to heal. his trauma. Return to sender real quick. >> All right. Well, she said farted on me. first hangout. So, she went back for. more. >> Yeah, that's on her. >> Yeah, she went back for more. That's You. might have invited that into your life, honey. >> If somebody farts on me the first. hangout, I will I'm leaving. I'm like. Chachi. >> You let me dare you fart. I'm getting up. and rolling out like Chachi.

>> Okay. just found out that Haime just farted in. front of Brooke like. >> for the first time. >> For the first time just recently like. within. >> it was awesome. I thought she was going. to be so mad at me and I was like wait. you're not mad. She thought it was. funny. >> We've been together. >> but it was like been together 5 years. first time first fluff. >> Okay, so tell me break this down for me. I need to know how it happened. >> Okay, so I was making a sandwich. >> Make the sound. Make the sound. >> So I was making a sandwich and I was. also in the kitchen away from her. So, she was watching uh Mormon Wise or.

something and uh I really did have to. fluff. So, I held it and I held it, but. I reached down into the fridge to grab. something and it went out like like what. is it was like. like very like quick but like apparent. it happened and then she didn't say. anything. She didn't say anything. So, I'm like. cool hear it and then 3 minutes later. she's like did you fart? And I was like. >> thinking you were in the clear. >> Yeah. Thinking I I was good. I was.

thinking I was good. And I was like it. >> Yeah. She let me simmer it. >> She called me out on it. It was. >> You're the only other person I've heard. call a fart a fluff. I call it a fluff, too. >> Yeah. I wanted Yeah. I think I got it. from you. I heard you call it a fluff. That's amazing. I love that. >> It's a It's a less aggressive word than. fart. >> Bro, you're fluffing while you're making. a sandwich. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, >> in the kitchen. That's like my husband. He'll be eating and he'll just be like. the other morning cuz we eat breakfast. together now cuz Tyson makes our. breakfast together. That's like our. thing. We eat breakfast together and he.

literally just starts ripping ass and. he's like, "Oh, sorry. I didn't know you. were there." I'm like, cuz I'm normally. cuz I'm normally not there. So, he has. to get used to me be there. But, I'm. like still when you're alone, this is. what you're doing is just farting in. your food. Like, what are we doing, homie? >> Farting in the food. >> Yeah. Like, what are we doing? Like this. is not okay. >> Have you seen Jason's new way of farting. where he squats? >> Yes. >> Okay. He did that in public. We're at. Walmart and he got mad cuz I told him he. couldn't have something. He said,

>> "Wait, what did you tell him he couldn't. have?". >> Wait, so it doesn't force a fart out. when he squats. >> But it sounds every time. >> it sounds like he's ripping his butt. open. Have you watched the video? I have. not. Okay, let me show you real quick. Um, it literally sounds like he like. rips his butthole open. >> It's a scary game to play cuz that's all. gravity going down. So, >> that's what I'm saying. And the fact. that you did it in Walmart. >> Walmart. I guess I mean that makes. sense. >> Yeah, Walmart. >> Target?

>> No. >> Yeah. I I walked behind these new squats. I've been doing. Ready? >> Why does it sound like a duck? Like a. hitch duck. >> Okay, just why, Dad? Is that okay? Just why? Dad, >> no. >> It's such a cash activity. >> It is. It's very cash. Very very cash. This morning he we're getting him up and. Jason's holding him and I walk up behind. him. I like put my arm there and he just. starts ripping it on me and he thinks it.

is so funny. So then Jason uses him as. like a bazooka and is just like pointing. his butt at me and farting. >> It's a boy mom. >> A whole lot of farting going on. >> Okay. Okay. >> I don't think old people care about. farting either. I have no idea. >> Old people don't care about [ __ ]. >> By the time you're 75, you earn the. right to just your pants. >> Yeah. I wasn't even mad. >> 75. >> Yeah. >> I feel like that's young. >> No. 75. >> 75 is old. I mean, people die at 74. Wait. I have to tell the story that my.

mom told me the other day. She told you, too. >> My mom was at Walmart. >> Oh, yeah. and she's following she she's. parked and this car pulls up and there's. like a little old lady getting out let. out at the front right and my mom's. walking she's like man it stinks walking. into Walmart. and she said she's falling behind this. little old lady with white pants on and. she is busting it trying to get to the. bathroom. Right. So my mom also had to.

go to the bathroom. So she's like they. tend to be going the same way and she's. like, >> "Man, I wonder if the sewer is backed up. in Walmart." No. >> And all of a sudden, she sees it start. dripping out of the bottom of the lady's. pants into her shoe. And now it's on the. floor of Walmart and it is going from. the entrance of Walmart to the bathroom. >> People don't know what it is and they're. stepping in it and tracking it through. Walmart now. Right. So my mom's in there. and like there's a little kid like. playing in the handicap stall and the.

little lady's like, "Get move, move.". And my mom was like, "Come here." Like. move little kid. Like this lady's got to. go. And I know. And so my mom felt so. bad. And like now there's this literal. trail of from bathroom to front door. So. she goes out and she felt she went over. to the pharmacy and got like one of. those packs of wipes. And like at this. time it has now caused a scene because. there's employees everywhere trying to. figure out what's happening. And my mom. just walked over and like with a huge. stack of wa wipes and was like, "Can you. hand it to the lady in the the handicap.

stall, she had an accident and that's. what that is?" And like my mom said like. the look on people's faces realizing. what this goo was. >> down the aisle. >> And that's why you take your shoes off. at the door. >> That poor lady. >> Take your shoes off. >> When you after you go shopping, you come. home. >> Oh yeah. >> You don't know what's on the bottom of. your shoes. >> That's why you never wear your shoes in. the house. >> Oh. Oh yeah. >> Imagine slipping and falling in. something like that. >> No. I I'll end my life.

>> No. >> He said that's my 133. >> No. Jay told me the funniest story the. other night. He went to this party and. he, you know, he's been having problems. with his tummy. So he like runs to the. bathroom to try to and a guy follows him. in there and he's like, "So Jelly, you. know," and Jay and Jay goes, "Listen, man. I'm trying to right now. And uh if. you're talking, I'm not going to be able. to. Maybe if you're quiet, I can get a. log out. And so the guy just sat there. The guy just sat there waiting for Jay. to Yeah.

>> No, >> he waited in the bathroom. >> Yeah. This is the level of of craziness. that we're on right now. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Poor guy, bro. >> Yeah. So, he had to be so pissed at that. person. >> Yeah. >> Dude, courtesy flushing as it comes out. >> My husband don't care loud. >> She'll come out. >> Jay does not care. He will blow up a. bathroom care. No. She'll come into my. house. My shower turns on, the sink. turns on, her Tik Toks are on loud, and. she's yelling from the bathroom. Turn on.

something out there. >> Yeah, she does that when we're on tour. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> tour. All right, guys. I think those. were amazing. We can continue those next. week cuz they're really funny, dude. Those are hilarious. Yeah, we'll do. those next week again, too. >> Submit. You just got to go to the Dumb. Blonde Facebook and become a member of. the group. >> Yeah. Okay. I love you guys to bye.