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If y'all are ready FOR A THREAT SHOW. TONIGHT, MAKE SOME NOISE. >> All right, man. I need Y'ALL TO GIVE IT. UP. >> BUT BELLA, >> HOLD ON. HOLD ON. Hold on. Hold on. Hold. on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> Let me do it. Let me do it. HOLD ON. LET ME do it. Hold on. Let me do it. HOLY.

[ __ ]. >> How you doing? All right. All right. I'm not bunny.

Okay. A lot of people get us mixed up. They look like twin sisters. Okay. I. can't walk down the street without. people yelling Bonnie. Bonnie. I'm like. that ain't me. You know, but um a lot of. people call us twin sisters, but we're. not related by blood, but we do get. mixed up a lot. Okay, my name's Tammy. OKAY,

>> YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE SOME FUN? >> HEY, who's from out of town? >> How many locals we got? >> Yeah. Dang, man. This is awesome. Well, hey, Bunny's got a fun show planned for you. guys. Okay. >> Matter of fact, I asked her, I said, "Hey, uh, I want to do something I've. never done before. Can I go out there.

and rap?". >> And and she said, "Um, no. Okay, we got someone else to rap, baby. Okay, I want you guys to make some noise." All. right. FOR BELLA THE RAPPER. Y'ALL MAKE SOME NOISE OUT THERE, but the. rapper right now.

yeah. I'm a wed ass [ __ ] Put your hands in. the air. They know I only trust the two. I'm a [ __ ] We roll to do. Put my in. the air. What you going to do? Put your. hands in the air. >> THANK YOU NASHVILLE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, >> I NEED Y'ALL TO MAKE SOME NOISE. GET UP. IN THE BUILDING. STAND UP. STAND UP. RIGHT NOW, Y'ALL. Y'ALL READY? Make some. noise for BUNNY X. W.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I love you guys so. much.

Thank you guys so much for taking the. time to come out tonight to watch this. show. I have tried my hardest to put. something together for you guys. You. guys, first of all, you guys sold this. show out in 2 HOURS. LIKE, WHAT ARE we doing? It's crazy, you. guys. And the fact that I am a Vegas. girl. I And the way that you guys have. just wrapped your arms around me, Nashville is my home, baby.

>> We have put together the best show for. you guys tonight. And I can't believe. how crazy this book is going right now. Have you guys all read the book? >> Oh my goodness. So embarrassing. So. embarrassing, guys. Okay, you're my You. guys are my heroes. Okay, I just can't believe a book has brought. so many people together. And that's. exactly what I intended to do. I just. didn't know that it was going to reach. it on this level. And I mean, we are.

still number one, baby. We are still number one. >> I get to find out Wednesday if I made. New York Times bestseller. So you guys. I went from a hooker to being an author, baby. >> It is what it is, right? Got to climb. that corporate ladder somehow. >> So, I think you guys are going to really. love the show that we had tonight. because if you guys did read my book,

you guys know that I grew up listening. to music and just all sorts of like. influences on my life. And tonight, I. have a few of them here with me and I'm. so thankful for that. But I think you guys saw my twin sister. earlier, right? >> That girl is so annoying. Okay, >> Tammy, where you at, girl? >> Let's bring her back out here.

>> What? What is going on? >> Well, I thought of a fun game for me and. you. >> Oh, god. Okay. Okay. There. Is there. kids here? Cover their ears. >> We're going to put on these blindfolds. >> Not with big fake eyelashes. >> All right. That way, nobody can see our. faces. They won't know who it is. Okay. And then we're going to I'm going to put. this box right here. Okay. And then. we're going to take off our tops. >> Who wants to see Tammy's tatons?

>> I know I do. As much as I would love to see them. though, do you know how much [ __ ] I'm. already getting online right now? >> Everybody, >> that's all we need is my titties on the. internet. >> Everybody get to see our tips. Okay. >> No, I don't think we're going to do. that. >> I'm going to open it like this. >> No, no, no. I have a better game that. we're going to play. I have a better. game that we're going to play. Okay. >> So, growing up in Vegas, I know this. sounds crazy, but I grew up on '90s. country. >> Who here is a Juds fan?

me. >> Yes, I'm a huge, huge Juds fan. So, I. figured we could play Jud's karaoke. >> Okay, let's do it. >> Whoever knows the most songs in between. her or I wins. >> Done. >> But we need you guys to be the judges. >> All right. All right, Chill. You ready? >> You ready? >> All right. Hit it, buddy. >> Let's go.

Sitting in a bron string, listening to. the live rain, beating on a tin roof. Baby, just me and you. Rocking with the rhythm of the rain. Slide on over, baby. Hold me closer. Sway like a slow freight train. Rocking with the rhythm of the rain. All. right. All right. All right. You did. good with that one. You did a little.

little better than me on that one. >> I feel like I did better than she did. But anyways, all right, let's do let's. do another song. Chill. >> I see you driving by just like a phantom. jet with your arm around some little. brunette. Say you won't be home cuz. you're working late. I am no fool. You've been out on a date. Got lipstick. on your collar. Get your game away. Strawberry ready. Have mercy.

on me. You treat me so bad. I'm in. misery. >> All right. I knew that one. That one. That one goes to me, right? >> Okay. All right. We'll do one more. Let's do one more. Let's do a. tiebreaker. Right. >> Okay. >> Tie breaker. >> One more. Uninced. heaven. and must be out of his mind. Hit it, >> mama. He's crazy.

>> And in my heart is where he says he. always wants to be. All right, cut it. Cut it. Cut it. >> WHO DO YOU GUYS think won? Was it Tammy? >> Was it me? >> Hold on. I think I have somebody here. that could actually be the real.

tiebreaker. Everybody put your hands UP FOR WINONA. J, BABY. The way you do. Come on in, baby.

Woo! Give it up for Winona J, baby. Why not? >> First of all, I win. >> Yeah, baby. >> Step into my office, mama. I'm out of here. >> They love you, baby. They love you so.

much. And I am so happy to have you. here. >> She deserves it. This woman is a. freaking icon, guys. We are in the midst of a goddess, ladies. and gentlemen.

>> I don't know what to say other than the. fact that I will leave home on my way. home tonight and remember the words from. hooker to author. >> Yeah. >> Um, no comment. Yes. >> I love the fact that you're so real. >> I love that. Thank you so much. >> We need that. >> Thank you. Sometimes I feel like I'm a. little too real. It gets me in trouble. >> Yeah. >> You don't think so? >> All right.

Why? While I have you here, you know. that the podcast is a huge part of my. brand. So, I figured that we could do. like maybe like a tiny little mini. interview. How do you feel about that? >> It depends. >> No. On the questions. >> Yes. Okay, how about this? If you don't. like a question, you can always say. pass. >> I'll do that. >> Perfect. >> I'll be 62 in May and I don't have as. much to say. >> You know what, though? That's like. That's gangster. You earned your G-stripes. That's right.

>> All right. What's the pettiest country. music drama you've witnessed that the. public would never guess happened? >> You know, I know a Jud got some tea. The Godfather pleads the fifth. >> If country music had a housewives. reunion, who's flipping the tables? >> My mother.

>> Yes. >> Such a great answer. Such a great. answer. What's the most ridiculous thing. someone's ever asked you to change about. yourself for branding? >> For red hair. Yes. >> No red hair. Never that. >> Did they tell you to change your red. hair? >> No. I've had Let's switch the question a. little bit about what's the weirdest. thing I've ever signed. >> Okay. Love that. And that is a man threw. up his prosthetic.

And I wrote on there happy trails. >> That is hilarious. I think you know. what? >> No one has ever asked me to change. anything. And I'm not going to say this. because I'm full of myself. I'm going to. say it because I'm a unique individual. who strived to be different THAN MY. MOTHER. >> YES. >> So when I did that, I had to think. differently because I was. And I think. the only thing someone has ever asked me. to do is to change my appearance when it. came to wearing dresses on stage.

>> They wanted me to be prissy like her. And I thought, "No, I'm a tomboy, so I'm. gonna wear suits and dress like I dress. and spandex. >> and look fine while doing it.". >> Spandex. >> I love a good catsuit. >> Yes. >> Wow. >> Wow, baby. What's your biggest icon? I. cannot believe I wore that fashion. moment. >> Oh, no doubt. Uh, the very first award. mom and I ever won was the Horizon Award. on CMA. And I wore a pink satin ball.

gown because that makes so much sense. >> Who picked that out? You. My mother. >> Oh, this is before we started rebelling. wearing the pants suits. Got you. That's. why you wore the pants suits. You have. trauma from that. >> Thanks for the therapy. >> Yes. Sit on my couch anytime. Why? What was. more dangerous in the 80s, the hairspray. or the men?

>> Cuz them tight fitting blue jeans were. hot back then. >> I've got a book coming out as well. I'm. here to support my sister friend, by the. way. >> Yeah, baby. >> I was so shy and so backwards that I. didn't start dating until I was almost. 20 because I was all about music. And. Ashley was the more popular one in. school. I was a misfit. I had no. friends. I didn't do anything but music. and I think it worked out pretty good. >> Oh, >> very well. >> But for me it was the hairspray because. I did my mother's hair for every night.

show for 10 freaking years. >> You did your mom's hair? >> Yes, I did. >> The iconic Naomi Jud hairdo was all you. >> Yes, ma'am. >> That's tea. >> We didn't have the money. >> That's tea. >> We didn't have the money to pay for all. the people that we have now. >> Oh my goodness. >> So, I did her hair. So, hairspray. >> That's amazing. I didn't know that. Thank you for that. >> I miss those days actually when I would. tease it just tight enough. >> The higher the hair, the closer to God, baby.

>> If 1991 Winona met 2026 Winona, who wins. the argument? >> 91. >> I would say 62. >> Yeah, cuz it's about respect and I've. earned the wisdom and the experience. Yeah. >> Is it true when you get older your like. degaff monitor like don't give up goes. out the window? Cuz I'm getting there. >> I think you're pretty close.

>> Yeah. >> I think I stopped giving it. >> Hey, real quick. Hey, funny. >> Get the hell out of here. >> I thought it was funny. >> No, she doesn't get the hell out of. here. God, this girl, man. She's She wants. everybody to show her tatas. I'm so. sorry. Somebody's showing tatas by the. end of the night, and I'm not sure who. it is. It's probably going to be me. But. >> if you weren't a singer, what what uh.

chaotic career would you have. accidentally fallen into? >> Prison. >> Like a career criminal. >> Can you elaborate? Did you share a bus with your mother for. 10 years? >> I would be in jail if it wasn't for. music. So, I say that just being funny. because I don't know what to say cuz. music. saved my life. And if it hadn't been for.

music, I would not have made it in this. life. You want a hug? I give out three hugs. over here. What's the wildest thing a fan has ever. thrown on stage besides the prosthetic. leg? >> Their penis. >> We really saw a penis. >> on stage. Was it detachable? >> No. >> I'm trying to get a visual here. >> What is that? >> I don't know if it was like a dildo or.

was it like a real penis? >> It was a real penis. >> What the hell? What? Did you stomp on. it? No, I put a towel over it. It wasn't big enough. Oh, no. Why? I can't wait to get you on the. podcast for real. We're going to spill. some tea, baby. I love it. All right, I'm going to ask you a couple more. questions and then I'm going to let you.

go. >> Okay. Has anyone ever tried to flirt with you. mid-p performance and did it work? >> No. >> Never. >> I am. >> I'm a warrior. >> All business, baby. I'm all business. Um, not at all. She's. >> I'm just not that way. I just I got a. different. deck of cards. I got the guitar and the. tape recorder and the cassette and that. was my life. I respect that. I love. that. I love that you just had a vision.

and you kept going. on our podcast. >> If you could write a brutally honest. country song about the music industry, what would the title be? >> Get a good lawyer. >> I don't know. I just wrote a song about. that very thing. It's on the new album. coming out this spring. I'm putting out. music that is from my gut to yours. It's. not about being produced. It's about. being um alive and real. And so the.

music I'm putting out is like this is. what not to do. My book is exactly the. same thing. This is what you don't do. It's a guide for people to not make the. mistakes I made. If I can help one. person not commit suicide, then I've. done my job. >> Can. Can we talk about the album that's. coming out in the book? Does it have a. title yet? Do we have. >> no keeping you really quiet and you know. it's making me crazy.

>> Oh, I know. We've been talking for a. while. We text back and forth and videos. and oh my god, I can't wait to see you. >> It's going to happen this spring and. summer. >> I'm so excited for you. There is nothing. more freeing than releasing a book. I'm. telling you, once you put it onto the. universe, look what happens. People show up. I love it so much. What's the most. rockstar thing you've done that no one. would expect from you? I laid down in one of the beds in the.

White House. >> I love that. I don't know. I've done. everything. >> Seriously, >> I've done everything. I don't know what. to do. >> When somebody does everything, >> I look through the drawers. I went. around and. >> What did you find? What is in the White. House drawers? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Who wants to be there? >> Nobody. >> Nobody. What's something totally normal that you. love that would surprise people?

I waste. time sitting still. by the water and I do nothing. And it. absolutely. isn't something I do as much as I. should, but I do absolutely the opposite. of what you all think we're doing, which. is to completely detach. I love that. water is so soothing and so calm. >> and my animals. But people know about. that. It's therapy for me. I just as.

quiet as I can get. I started and this. is not religion. It's relationship. I. started reading the Bible again because. I want to get off Tik Tok. No, I love. that. I just started reading it too. I'm. reading the book of Psalms and it is. poetic. It's almost like some Edgar Alan. Poe type stuff. >> So, I'm trying really hard to detach. myself from social media. >> I love that. It's so healthy. >> as we sit here on social media. >> It's so healthy though to take a break. because it is so toxic out there. So I. try to preach to everybody. Like I get.

it that we all want to be in the. interwebs, but at the same time go sit. outside. I don't like the terminology. touch grass cuz I feel like that's kind. of insulting. But I feel like people. need to go outside, set their phones. down, eat lunch with a loved one, make. eye contact with them. We need more eye. contact. We need more hugs. We need more. kisses because the world is so crazy. right now. I think the next people keep asking me. what's next for you and I think I'm. going to say something like. >> you know those people that get naked and.

they put their butt in the sun. >> Yeah. >> Where they're they're they're sunning. the butthole. >> Yes. >> I think that's next for me. >> Are you playing? >> Can I come over when that happens? >> Yeah. Because I don't know what else. there is out there. >> You know what? Listen, I heard sunning. your butthole is actually probably like. the best thing you can do. I haven't had. the guts to do it yet. Chill. Are you. going to sun your butthole now? >> I am not going to sun my butthole. Leave. that girl alone. >> Listen, that little pink meat needs a.

little sun. All right, >> leave it where it sits. >> All right. Well, I'm going to ask you. one more question and then I'm going to. let you go. Oh, wait. You know what? I. might have asked you all the questions. I'm so happy that you came out for me. Like, what a freaking She's like She's. like, I got to go. I'm ready to go. I. GOT TO GO. WHAT A FREAKING QUEEN. You. guys give it up for Wayne.

Oh my goodness, that was like a dream. come true. You guys have no idea. I have. been asking Winona for probably 2 years. to come on the podcast and every time. she tells me no, as you can tell, she's. very gangster. But then when I asked her.

to do this show, she said yes. And when. she said yes, my heart fell in my. butthole cuz I was just like, "Oh my. god, I couldn't believe it." and she. came and dude love her to death. So. anyways, that was a childhood dream crossed off. I think I've had a couple childhood. dreams crossed off this week. Who did. anybody see me on Howard's Stern? >> Dude, I was so What' you say, baby? >> The Kelly Clarkson show that drops the. 25th. You guys got to watch it. It's.

coming out. But yeah, just this whole. media run has been so crazy and I'm just. so thankful for you guys for just I'm. gonna tell you thank you a million times. tonight because. I love you guys so much. All right, moving on. So you guys know that Bill. was an [ __ ] But we love Bill, my. dad, so much. May he rest in peace. One. thing that my father instilled in me was. music. My entire life is a soundtrack. I. mean, I can think back, and I'm sure a.

lot of you guys can think back to when. you guys were kids, songs that just. bring back so much nostalgia and so much. memory. Um, he introduced me to rock and. roll at a very young age. Not sure if. that was a good thing or a bad thing, but here we are. Um, and in the process. of falling in love with music, there was. a group that I fell in love with about, god, it had to been like 20 years ago. now. They've been on the scene for a. really long time, but they've somehow. maintained. their like I don't know, they're just.

always doing something new, always. reinventing themselves, and I absolutely. love them so much. So, and my husband. actually went on tour with them in 2022. It's a little band called I don't know, Shine Down. >> We love Brent and we love love love. [ __ ] Banjo. That's what you guys have. to call him whenever he comes out here. Zach, we call him [ __ ] Banjo. We don't. know why, but it just stuck. Um, we love. them so much. When I reached out to them.

and I said, "Hey guys, I'm doing a book. tour and I could really use you guys as. guests. Will you guys come and do this. show with me?" And they said, "Absolutely.". >> So, tonight I have my boys from Shine. Down here to play a COUPLE SONGS FOR YOU. GUYS. STAND UP FOR THEM. >> Y'ALL MAKE the noise to stand up FOR. SHINE DOWN, Y'ALL. YEAH, BABY.

>> You guys give it up for my boys. >> Hello. >> Hey, what's happening? >> I would like you guys to know that uh we. did not usually we pick our set list. That did not happen tonight. So, she. picked it. >> It's two songs. Don't get carried away. >> She picked it for us. We know who the. star of the show is. >> We're just listen. We're the background. dancers tonight. So. >> anyway, uh this is. >> we're the last chorus of the buffet.

>> This is a song called Call Me. I'm holding on for dear life trying to. remember this song. Ride me in the bolts of lightning. Send. me on my way. Still smiling. Maybe. that's the way I should go. Straight.

into the mouth of the unknown. I left. this bad key on the table. I never. really thought I'd be able see on the. weekends. I lost my life and a dead. friend. And I've said it so many times, but I would change my ways. Though never. mind. God knows I try. So call me a sinner, call me a s.

Tell me it's over. I still love you the. same. Call me your favorite. Call me the. worst. and tell me it's over. I don't want you. to hurt. It's all that I can say. So, I'll be on my way.

I finally put it all together. Nothing. really lasts forever. I had to make a. choice that was not mine. I had to say. goodbye for the last time. I got my own. life in a suitcase. I never really. stayed in one place. Maybe that's the. way it should be. You know, I live my. life like a gypsy. And I've said it so. many times, but I will change my ways. Though never.

mind. God knows I try. Call me a sinner, call me a saint. Tell me it's over, I still love you the. same. Call me your favorite, call me the. worst. Tell me it's over. I don't trust. It's all that I can say.

So I'll be on my way. I'll always keep you inside. You healed. my heart and my life. and you know I tried. Call me a sinner, call me a saint. Tell me it's over. I'll still love you.

the same. Call me your favorite. Call me the. worst. Tell me it's over. I don't want you to. hurt. It's all that I can say. So I'll be on my way. So I'll be on my way. So I'll be on my way.

Thank you very much. >> Thank you. >> Well, Brent, >> I was going to wear. >> Have you all had a fantastic time? >> This is exciting. >> Have you had a fantastic time or have. you had like the night of your life, especially on a Sunday night?

I showed up in the same thing that Bunny. was wearing and they were like, >> "That's true.". >> They're like, "Please don't do that. Uh, we can see your dick. Please put it. away.". >> Anyway, >> it's a PG-13 show. Wait a minute. Is it. funny? >> I don't think I don't think it's a PG. Chelsea Lynn's already offered to show. her tits twice, so I don't think it's. >> Y'all have a great night. >> I think she should bring the box out for. Brent, honestly. Anyway, speaking of.

that kind of stuff. This song's not. about that. But uh. >> anyway, Ran, you want to play a song? >> I only want to play the song if you guys. and girls feel like you have a singing. voice tonight. >> Sing with us. Okay, I'm down. They sing. like they're going to do it. You ready? >> Hang on. Hold up. Hold up. Hey, girl. >> Put the blindfold on. >> Come on. What's up? What's happening? >> I'm part of a game for me and you. >> Bunny wants me off the stage. >> Okay. Hey. Hey, hey, at Regency 806.

>> Damn, dude. I'm coming over. Anyway, this song goes like this. Sing along. >> Hold up. Do us a favor. Do us a favor. Do us a favor. If everybody's sitting. down, you can't sing sitting down. You. got to stand up. >> I'll start it over. >> We need you to use a diaphragm like. right here. All this. >> I'll start this. I'm ready. Are you. ready? >> I am. Here we go. >> All right, I got it now.

Wrong fret. My eyes are open wide. By the way, I made it through the day. And I watch the world outside. By the way, I'm leaving out today.

cuz I just saw Haley's coming. She wait. She said, "Why you always running in. place? Even the man in the moon disappeared. somewhere in the stratosphere.". So tell my my tell my father that I've. done the best I can.

to make them realize this is my life and. I hope they understand. cuz I'm not angry. >> That's right. You know sometimes goodbye is a second. chance. Please don't cry one tear for me. I'm. not afraid of what I have to say.

This is my one and only voice. So listen. close. It's only for today. Cuz I just saw Hades coming and she wait. said why you always running in place cuz. even the man in the moon disappeared. Where'd he go?

So tell my mother, tell my father, I've. done the best I can. to make them realize this is my life. And I hope they understand. cuz I'm not angry. You know sometimes goodbye is a kind.

You know here is my chance. Well, this is my chance. So tell my mother, tell my father.

I've done the best I can. to make them realize this is my life. But I hope they understand. cuz I'm not angry. You know, sometimes goodbye is a second. chance. You know, sometimes goodbye is a second. chance.

Sometimes goodbye is a second chance. You guys and girls are awesome. Thank. you so much. Give it up for ladies and. gentlemen. GIVE IT UP FOR YOU GIRLS. GIVE IT UP FOR MY BOYS AND SHINE DOWN, BABY. I love you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, >> you guys. How great is that? >> I just had Shine Down play my show.

Like, what the hell? Who do I think I. am? Luckily, my husband has all these. connections. So, so moving on and moving forward, and I'm. so thankful that they came out and and. sang. Um, they said, you know, sometimes. goodbye is a second chance. And I mean, I feel like we're in a room full of. second chances cuz I know I'm a second. chance. Thank God for second chances. I'm. telling you. Hi, baby. I see you.

>> Um, along the way, you lose a lot of. people. And if you've read my book, you. know that I've gone through a lot of. loss. But. God somehow replaces those people and. puts the people that you need and the f. and the friends that you call family in. your life. and they become so near and. dear to you. And along this journey that I call life, I've met two girls who absolutely.

you guys don't even know who I'm going. to say. I've met two girls who are my complete. ride or dies. and we have formed this little thing we. call the coven. >> So, without further ado, Mimi and Haley, get your asses on here, baby.

Holy. 6. Come have a sea babies. Give it up for. my bestie. >> How are you guys doing tonight? >> We're good.

>> Hey, can I come out, too? >> Fine as hell. >> Can I come out, too? >> Chelsea, get out. Should we let TAMMY. COME OUT? >> THEY WANT ME. THEY WANT ME. Come on, baby. She's the fourth covenant member. You guys just never see her. Come have a seat, buddy. No titties, though. You can touch titties. Just. don't show titties. >> All right. All right. All right. >> Okay. I can't believe you wanted to show. why none of your tits. >> That guy wants to see my tits. >> Is Tammy not hot?

>> Is Tammy not hot, too, guys? Like, >> y'all could have cheered louder for. that, but okay. She said, "I'm not coming out next time. until people are like passed out in the. aisles falling over her.". >> So, we have kind of we've we've started. this show that we like to lovingly call. Ask.

the. >> Yeah, baby. We said, "Do you guys mind. if we answer some questions that or. actually questions, confessions, whatever that you guys filled out?" This. is all crowd participated and we picked. them. So, whoever wrote these is sitting. next to you, okay? So, if it gets really. weird, >> just wait and see if somebody like. starts sweating, okay, next to you and. then you know it's the weirdo next to. you. >> New York. We had some real weird ones. That was strange. >> Yeah. I don't We're not going back to.

New York. No, I'm just kidding. We love. New York. So, do you want to kick it off memes? Cuz you have said that you have a great. one. >> I got a good one. >> I'm excited for this one. >> All right. All right. She's been talking. about it since earlier when she first. got it. >> and I'm like, how crazy could this be? >> I specifically chose this one because I. wanted to read it. So, this is a confess. and the person said, "I was 19 and I. used to flirt with the hot mom across. the street. My sitter my sister would play with her.

kids and was always a harmless young guy. fantasy that she would kind of indulge. in me. So my mom was gone for a few. hours. I jumped on Yahoo Messenger. >> I didn't even know [ __ ] Yahoo had a. messenger. Nothing good happens on Yahoo. Messenger. >> Knew about AOL. Didn't know about Yahoo. So he shot his shot and she was down. She told their kids that she was going. to go take out the trash. Yaky yak, don't come back. Yeah. >> She walked over to my house instead.

First time with an older woman. My heart. was about to beat out of my chest. She. loved how nervous I was. We started. getting handsy. She turned around and. got on all fours. >> Okay. >> Hot and horny housewives. My brain. completely shortcircuited. I couldn't. perform. I began to just finger blast her. >> from behind. >> She squirted everywhere. >> Okay,

>> cover the kid's ears. Sorry, kids. It was also his first time experiencing. that, so he just stood there in shock. I tossed her one of my old t-shirts and. told her to clean up. She got dressed, gave me a quick wink, and walked out. >> What the [ __ ]. >> She left with a [ __ ] wink. >> The kids never knew. >> I hope. >> he was a disappointment from day one.

>> So, that person's sitting in the crowd. right now, just so you guys know that. You know what? Listen, I'm not I will. never yuck anybody's yum. That was. [ __ ] dope. Good for you, buddy. >> You know what? He deserves a round of. applause. >> A round of applause. And he could he. couldn't show up in in one way, but he. still finished the job. So to that, I. salute cuz most men do not do that. >> All righty. You want to go, baby? >> I'm scared. >> Haley's so nervous. You guys, everybody.

cheer for Haley cuz she hates. >> We do this. She will walk in a. restaurant while we're all there and we. start screaming for her. So let's go. >> [ __ ] this is why I haven't this is. why I take. >> is our specialty. >> Okay. >> Let her go cuz she's getting her but. hole is going to get puckered and we'll. never get anything out of her. >> Okay. All right. So I was having sex.

with a guy who start started crying. I. asked him what was wrong and he said he. was thinking about his dead grandma. Whoa. He said he was thinking of her in order. to last longer, but then made himself. sad because she recently died. It ruined. the whole. >> so many questions that I don't want. answers to. >> But like, okay, so he was trying to last.

longer, so he thought of his dead. grandma. Hey man, don't thank your grandma when. you're [ __ ]. >> rule number one. >> Listen, uh it's pretty sad and obviously. it worked, right? He couldn't finish. >> Well, yeah. I mean, he didn't last long, so. >> All right. Well, >> I don't know what to say to that, so. we're going to move on. >> So, these are hard. Normally when we're.

doing the show like I have like all the. answers but when you do it like live and. you know the person sitting in the room. you're kind of like. >> Yeah. I don't mean to judge you. I'm so. sorry. >> Yeah. Yeah. We don't want to judge you. to your face. Okay. >> Are you judging? >> I'm judging. >> Okay. >> I'm judging. >> All right. This one I thought was. hilarious. And whoever this is, shout. out to you cuz you're my [ __ ] hero. >> I have a huge wedgie kink and I have. recently been acting on it. I'm a male. and the the I have a huge wedgie fetish.

and have started having wedgie meetups. with people. I love to give wedgies. It. turns me on so much, but it's kind of. hard to find people who are down. Sometimes I have to pay them to meet up, but I love it and I want to keep doing. it as much as possible. Why do I feel. like you wrote that? Yeah. He He ain't. hurting nobody. He ain't hurting nobody.

Did you submit that? >> Did you write that? >> I'm not into wedgies. It gives you. freaking Indian burn on your butthole. I'm not into it. I can't do it. Anything. that rubs, I can't do it. >> Okay. So, that was a guy and there's not. that many guys in here. So, I feel like. all the guys need to stand up. >> We need to turn them. Line them all up. >> Does anybody want to claim that? >> Line them up and turn them around. >> Who was it? You want to go next, memes? >> All right. >> I'm a server and I need to confess.

something. >> Oh god, >> it better not be food. I get pissed. >> I'm sorry. >> [ __ ]. >> I've never said this out loud. I was. asked for a quesadilla to be packed up. >> Quesadilla, [ __ ]. >> Quesadilla. >> Yeah, she asked quadilla. >> I need an armadillo. >> Picked up. I autopiloted, not even. thinking, in the kitchen, and I threw. the food into the garbage. I instantly panicked. I knew that both. my manager both of my managers would be. pissed. And I knew if I asked for.

someone to make another one, they would. also be pissed. So, without even. hesitation, I grabbed it out of the. trash. and I put it in the to-go container. >> Oh, it wasn't in the container? >> No, that's not that big of a deal. People. eat ass. Oh, what? >> I mean, did you put it that way? >> You're not wrong.

>> You said grow up. >> Grow up. Grow up. >> A little dirt don't hurt, right? Well, again, I'm not going to judge these. people to their face. So, go ahead, Haley. >> Oh, I am. >> I'll save it for the next time we film. God, I always get Casey. Okay. Um, this. says, "I guess this could be classified. as a weird confession. I had this girl. What is up with the men? I had this girl. on all fours on her bed. I'm sorry to my family that's here. Nanny, close your ears. >> Wait, I didn't hear it. I didn't hear.

it. Say what? >> I'm so sorry to my family that is here. >> Oh, damn. Nanny's here. Guys, give it up. for Nanny. >> Nanny's here. >> There she is. Mom's here, too. >> Um, I was pounding away. >> Okay, Nanny, cover your ears. about to. bust when her ugly little dog snuck up. and started licking my left cheek. It happened about 20 years ago and it.

still freaks me out. That's PTSD, baby. >> That's That's straight up trauma. You. never forget about a dog licking your. ass, too. >> Never. What if you got the hole? >> No. >> Oh, I've seen a dog. Yeah. >> Kick your animals out. >> I'm not even going to get into it. >> All right. Lock the door. We were in. Tijana. No, I'm just kidding. >> I'd consider that a threesome. >> Does Gary watch you guys? Does Gary. watch you? >> I let him stay in the room. >> You let him cook? >> I don't want him to lick me, but.

>> he's got his little [ __ ] bed in the. corner. >> Cuck bed. >> This could really go south very quickly. >> All right. I kept mine light and fun. You little perverts over there. >> Sorry. I got guys giving wedgies. This. guy's hilarious. This one, too. At my. office, we sometimes have team lunches. and they're often extra and there's. often extra food left over. A few times, I've taken some home without asking, even if it wasn't specifically offered. to me. I know it's not a huge deal, but.

one of my co-workers noticed and called. me out saying it wasn't fair to take. food without checking first. I felt a. little guilty because I was acting. selfishly, even though it seemed. harmless to me at the time. I realize. now that I could have asked or left it. for others. And I understand why someone. might see my actions as inconsiderate. Am I the [ __ ] for asking? Am I the. [ __ ] for taking leftover food home. without asking? >> Yes. >> No. >> I don't think so either. I mean, I feel. like not everybody, you know, there are.

a couple times where like I want. leftovers, so maybe he did it to the. people who were like looking forward to. it the next day. I mean, isn't that why. you would save something. like to eat the next day? Cuz you want. to eat it? >> What's the point of the leftover? >> But it's not his. So he It's like if you. >> No, that would piss That's like my. brother doing that. And that pisses me. off. >> Braden's here. By the way, guys, >> he might bust into a Michael Jackson. dance for you guys later on. >> He's going to hate me. >> I don't know. I don't see a problem with.

it. I do think maybe just ask so that. way you can avoid all the drama at work. >> Consensus. Yeah. >> You don't want to be the weirdo that's. like everybody has to hide their food. from. >> Right. >> This is why people label their food. >> Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Yeah. But I. mean, I think he was still taking it. anyways. >> Oh, [ __ ] him. >> Oh, wait. You're in here. >> Yeah. Stop judging. >> No. Somebody said, "Give them the dirty. quesadilla.". >> All right, we got one more question, guys. >> Me? >> Yeah. Go ahead. You guys Well, we have. one more question each, so you guys go.

>> Okay. >> Oh, this one's rough. Oh god, Haley, >> I feel bad following up yours cuz this. person had a kink for pee. >> It was such a turn on that sometimes I. would get hard when I had a full. bladder. >> And you guys thought I was the dirty. one. >> You're always dirty. >> Do you guys see? I loved getting peed on. and I loved peeing on people. >> Golden showers. >> Yeah. I would go in my pants and I. really enjoy public urination. The. thrill of knowing people are watching me.

dribble down my pants just gets me hot. >> It's a dude, obviously. >> I has to. >> My husband likes peeing outside. It's a. boy thing. >> If you pee in here tonight, I might. judge. >> I'm not. >> You guys keep your willies in your. pants. All right. >> Go ahead, Haley. Is it really bad? If. it's really Do you guys want to hear it. if it's really bad? >> Oh, freaks. Great. Okay. I'm pretty sure. this is another guy. I think we've named. >> I swear men love Ask, tell Confess. We. have more men sometimes submit than.

women. And it's like they literally hold. these confessions in for so long and. they wait for every Friday for us. >> I mean, girls, girls, we talk about. literally anything. I feel like guys. hold these things in. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um, I made I made my first. >> Cover your ears. >> Yeah. I'm sorry. I made my first. girlfriend gush somehow from going down. on her. And from what doctors have told. me, it ruptured an infected sack deep. inside her, causing her to gush infected.

female ejaculate. For those unaware, it. has the same color, taste, and texture. as guacamole. And. >> Haley, what the bro? Haley, I thought we were doing that. again. This is [ __ ] I never want to. know. I'm married and innocent these. days. Good lord. >> Have you ever gushed someone? >> No.

>> And he's talking to his doctor about. this. >> That sounds like he's definitely got. something going on. >> Doctor, have you ever heard of uh. fingering a girl and she squirts. guacamole? Oh, it was the girl who had something. going on. >> Ruptured inside his sack. >> And he's talking And he's talking to his. doctors about it. >> I would too. >> Are you kidding me?

>> I'll. do it. I cannot do it. I can't do it. I. can't do it. Okay. Anyways, I have a. nice innocent one. So, here we'll move. on. >> Blame something on someone in fifth. grade and need to get it off my. conscience. I was in fifth grade. The whole class. went to sit pretzle-legged in a circle. and I farted. and everyone looked my direction, including the teacher. And there was. this ginger kid, Steven.

Oh, Steven, who was actually pretty. friendly. He sat next to me and I blamed. it on him. I covered my nose and went, "Oh, gross. Seriously, Steven. And everyone laughed and I saw Steven's. face went beat red. A. also I would steal his food by pointing. over his shoulder and when he went to. look, I would grab one of his mozzarella. sticks or whatever it may be.

>> I'm judging. You're an awful. >> Steven. We love you. >> We love Steen. You got to be nice to the. Gingers, baby. That's when Steven's. depression started. >> Yeah. >> Steven probably still talks to his. therapist about that to this day. >> One less motto. >> Yeah. He he was like that or he was just. like can't ever fart in front of anybody. now. >> because he's just like terrified that. it'll happen. >> Oh god. >> You guys, thank you guys so much for. coming out. You guys give it up for my.

girls Mimi and Haley. Oh yeah, I'm 6 feet from the. >> Give it up for my girls. >> You know, I'm coming over here. Chill, cuz we're going to play another game. >> What's up, buddy? What game we playing? So tonight I have a really special guest.

that I can't even believe this person is. here because I I met this person a few. years ago. Absolutely love them. But. this person is so busy. The fact that. they made time to come here and do this. show for me. Like I literally owe this. human whatever they need for the rest of. their life. But I want to play a game. with you guys. Can we play a game? >> Okay. It's going to be called influencer. scramble. So, I'm going to play a viral. sound and you guys are going to tell me.

who it is and we're going to see if. they're here. Can we do that? >> All right. Go ahead, Ch. Play the first. one. >> Huh? >> What? >> Oh, okay. >> Trisha Pis. Trisha, are you here, baby? >> No, I'm just kidding. She's not here. Somebody said, "Thank God. Be nice.". Okay, next person. >> Kim Kardashian had this absolutely.

stunning. >> I don't know how to pronounce Michaela's. last name. Let's see if she's here. >> Michaela, are you in the house, baby? >> She's in Vegas. She's in Vegas. >> Nope, she's not here. She's not here. I'm sorry. Just wanted to tease you guys. a little bit. Let's do one more. >> Is she the one that is so [ __ ]. insufferably annoying and never shuts. the [ __ ] and has never been hit in her. face in her entire life? >> Tana Is that you? Could you possibly be. here, girl? >> No. >> Nope. Just kidding. She's not here. either.

>> All right. All right. All right. All. right. We'll do one more. >> [ __ ] Stand up for Leo. >> Holy [ __ ] You guys give it up for my. boy. Have a seat, baby. >> Leo, I'm so happy you're here, baby. >> Me, too. What the [ __ ].

>> This man is all over the freaking place. I'm telling you, >> [ __ ] I'm sad for you. What do we got? >> I love you so much. I'm just happy that. you're here. Like, he walked in and my. day just got brighter. So, >> it's the jewelry. >> And isn't he so handsome? Like. >> they've been teasing you all about. titties all night. So I'll show you a. little titty. >> Yeah, baby. >> I think the question is though, like are. we still doing men? Because we see you. kissing girls online a little bit. I.

want to know if there's a chance. >> Oh well. >> So I started reading the Bible. Y'all. know that. >> it's been great and all. Life's been. kicking my ass. But I did start to. question again. I love it. >> So, I started to dabble again. >> Yeah. How'd it go? >> Great. >> Yeah. >> But unfortunate news for you. >> A. >> Jell's happy. >> Yeah. >> It's.

He likes dudes. >> I. >> Sorry. >> I love it though. And there's nothing. wrong with that at all ever. I love it. But I just know that that was like a. huge topic online as everybody was like, "Oh my god, here's my [ __ ] chance.". Because. >> everybody run in their mouth. >> Yeah. No, they loved it. All I saw was. love for it. >> I saw the bullshitter. >> No. You know what? I feel like that's. how social media is though. It like. feeds our FYPs, all the [ __ ] but I. never saw I saw nothing but love. >> I be wanting to fight. >> No, you. >> I don't watch the I don't play TikTok. cuz I see the videos I want to hit them. >> Boy, I.

>> can't watch it. >> I'm It's so hard when you see like lies. about yourself and you cannot address. them cuz you're like, "Bro, what the. happened?" Like, who is narrating this. story? It's crazy. >> My right. >> period, baby. All right, I'm going to. ask you a couple questions. Okay, I'm. ready. >> Be honest. >> No. >> How. >> How many of your motivational speeches. started because someone pissed you off? >> Well,

>> more like they hurt my feelings. >> A sensitive gangster. >> Yeah. I'll [ __ ] you up, but I'mma cry. after. >> The hell? >> He's a true Pisces, guys. Yeah, I'm. sensitive, but I fight. >> I don't like male Pisces. They're too. [ __ ]. >> I I hated a male Pisces and Oh, >> no. I can't do it. Never. Ew. >> I like the crown. They all get it. >> No. Yeah. Sorry to the male Pisces that. are in here. >> No. [ __ ] you.

>> That's my thing. >> Is your What did they say? >> Huh? >> Where are my feelings? >> Ah, get up. Is is your inner peace real or is it. just controlled rage? >> Oh yeah. I I vacasillate between both. Like I'm very peaceful. >> Yeah. >> And I know that I feel at peace when I. have that like childlike joy.

>> Like you always see me like giddy and. happy. >> My favorite version of you. Happy giddy. Leo. Like I love that. >> It's very hard to maintain. >> Yeah. There's a balance, right? >> You have to walk a fine line. It's like. a little roller coaster. Like I want to. kill everybody and then I'm happy and. then I want to kill happy. >> You're like a You're like a a little. garbage mail kid, right? >> Oh, garbage mail. >> I love the garbage mail kid. >> What does that mean? >> They're like cute and cuddly, but. they're like gangster. Like they they're. like Chucky dolls. They will shake you. >> I can't hit girls. >> Listen, I got Chucky.

>> I'm going to rub that bald head. >> What's the most dramatic thing you've. done and then later pretended it was. self-growth? traumatic. >> Dramatic. >> Oh, >> I drank and then got a bag of cocaine. >> after quitting and then I had a whole. like literal come to Jesus moment and. was like, "Yeah, I got to quit doing all. that." But it it like it wasn't fake.

self-growth, but like it was actual. growth. But I got a bag. >> Listen, >> dude. >> Sometimes you need those nights. The way. that I went sober off of cocaine was I. did two eightballs to myself. Yes, two. eightballs to myself. Smoked two packs. of Newports. Woke up the next morning, my mouth tasted like a [ __ ] ashtray. and I had a brown ring around my lips. and I was like, I'm never smoking again. Never doing cocaine again. >> I'm scared of you a little bit. >> No, listen. I used to [ __ ] get it, baby.

Okay, let me tell you. I was a party. animal. >> Have you ever ghosted someone and then. posted a quote about boundaries? No, >> the whole point of ghosting is like I'm. going to hurt your feelings cuz I'm. going to act like you don't [ __ ]. exist. >> So, it's like, why am I going to sub. tweet you? I'm not giving you that. satisfaction on me. I'm not thinking. about you, not posting about you. [ __ ]. you. You hurt my feelings. >> Now you guys see why I love him so much. >> That's like That's me taking the high. road. Cuz like. >> I know. So, say somebody in the crowd.

here is having a hard time cutting. somebody off. What would your advice be. to be able to be like, "I'm never going. to talk to you again." And like really. hold to those boundaries. >> Duh. Block them. What the [ __ ]. >> That's like saying when you're. depressed, oh, drink a lemon water. It'll help the [ __ ] up. >> Go for a job. >> No. So my Okay, you have to like take. care of yourself. It's not that if you cut somebody off, you're not going to feel anything. You're going to feel it, but the way. that you feel is yours to hold. So,

anybody that like when I cut people off, I be upset about it, too. >> But do I let myself go back to [ __ ]. because I'm a little sensitive and. upset? No. >> It's like when I want to do cocaine. >> You can want to do it and not do it. You. can be thirsty and not drink. You can be. horny and not [ __ ]. >> So, leave it be. >> That's it. Everybody feels it. Just. don't act on it cuz then you're crazy. >> This is why he's our little guru. I just.

love them so much. >> Personal mistakes. >> If we interviewed your ex right now, what would they say your toxic trait is? >> They would not speak. They'd be dead in. the back room. >> They wouldn't make it on the stage. >> No. >> Leo's like, "You're not.". >> I'm on right now. >> Yeah. We got to get you to Good Night. Nashville. Are you guys coming to Good. Night Nashville after this show? >> We'll see you guys there. We're all. going to be there. >> Yeah. >> Do you fall in love or do you just enjoy. the power shift? Oh.

Oh, I gotta go. >> You know, I've been studying you, baby. >> Okay. >> I've never been in love. >> ever. A. >> Thank you. The way people behave when. we're in love, I'm like, >> the way that Leo needs to fall in love. >> No. The way people behave when they're. in love, I'm good. I would be. embarrassed to myself. >> The [ __ ] The way I behave when I just. like somebody. I want to show up at your. house cuz I missed you. >> Yeah. >> Like I'm psychotic. I'm obeying you. But.

>> he's like, I want to peek in your window. and when you don't know I'm there. >> I've done that. It's not flattering. Apparently, I would be flattered. >> Why does that not surprise me, Leo, that. you've done that? >> I think it would be kind of fun. I. wouldn't mind doing. >> Wait, what was the thing? The power. dynamic. >> It was, do you fall in love or do you. just enjoy the power shift? >> I realized recently since the Bible all. that, it's been like a whole awakening. But I realized with that's why I. question my sexuality. >> Yeah. I've never had sex just to have.

sex to enjoy it. It's always been for a. power play. Gotcha. >> It's always been for like a weird I want. to turn your desires against you and. like manipulate you. I realize I'm a. dick. >> HE ACTUALLY TALKS ABOUT THIS on the. podcast we did a couple years ago. Yeah, he's not lying. He does. >> But I realize that. So I'm like, what is. normal sex like? I don't know. But I. think when you do fall in love one day, when you allow yourself to fall in love, I think you'll be able to have that. moment where you actually just. completely submit. I know that's a hard. word.

>> I know it's a hard word for you to to. swallow, but I really do like. >> swallowing [ __ ]. >> I'm. set myself up for that one. >> No falling in. Who the [ __ ] I'm going to. fall in love with? Like, who would I. date? >> I I bet you there's some takers. Is. there anybody in the crowd who wants to. date Leo? Do you have any takers? >> I know we got some takers. I know there. Leo, you could have anybody you want. You know that. >> I want myself. >> Love yourself first.

>> A love yourself first. I love that. >> I'm trying. I'm a lot. I'm. >> Are you emotionally available or just. emotionally well spoken? >> Express. >> No. >> What' she say? >> Hot mess express. >> No. >> Aggravator. that aware and aggravated. Exactly. No, I'm emotionally available. if I feel safe with you. That's the. thing. >> No, >> I don't feel safe with nothing. >> No, >> I'd rather fight a shark because.

you. >> come on. >> Have you ever deleted a post because you. were like, "Okay, that was a little too. villain.". >> Yeah. >> Cuz I know you be posting some crazy. [ __ ] on TikTok sometimes and it goes. viral and everybody loves it. If I did. it, people would be like, "Kill her. turn her freaking social media off. >> No. Yeah, I delete I used to have to. delete things, but now I'm at a point. where I realized my limits like my You. remember seeing like the first time I. blew up huge years ago was cuz I got.

jumped in Berlin. >> and I made a video. I didn't have a. following. I didn't know what the [ __ ]. like social media did. And I was just. like talking [ __ ] and I was like making. fun of the guys who jumped me. I was. like, "You didn't even jump me, right? My [ __ ] were busted. I kicked me in the. face. I was [ __ ] up." I was like, "You. didn't even jack my chain, but that's. why I stabbed two of you." And it. [ __ ] 20 million views. >> allegedly. >> Allegedly. Right. >> From Berlin. >> Allegedly. >> I fled the country. But like [ __ ] like. that. God forbid I said that. >> I'd be done. >> That is actually how I was introduced to.

you. I was like, "Who is this bad?" I. was like, "I need him to be on my team.". >> I am. >> What comment hurt your ego more than. you'd ever admit? What comments hurt. your ego more than you'd ever admit? I don't give a [ __ ]. >> He's like off social media. I don't. care. I post in ghost. Do you post in. ghost? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> There's like nobody's meaner than me. >> Right. >> I've said it all. >> Yeah. >> You know? Yeah. I give. >> I really just don't give a damn. I used. to give a damn. can't because once you.

get to a certain point on social media. too, too many a brain isn't wired to. take in all of that, you know, like and. I need you guys to remember that when. you're scrolling online, know that your. brain is not supposed to see 20. different things in one minute. And. you're not supposed to like have 20. different emotions in one minute. So. that's why I always say make sure you. set your phone down, just take a little. bit of time, breathe, because. >> have a cigarette. >> It's not real. It's that's not real. life. This is real life. Do you think people want your advice or. just your chaos?

>> Both. >> I think they want both. >> I think it's cuz I handle chaos so well. and I've been through so much [ __ ]. They're like, wait, how are you still. standing? How are you still happy? >> Yeah, but I. >> like I almost kill myself multiple times. and they're like, how are you still. happy again? I'm like, listen to the. podcast and find out. But I feel like. your voice is so needed because you. resonate with so many people like men. and women and the fact that you're. you're open and you like just to say. right now like I've thought about. killing myself multiple times but I'm. still here and I'm thriving and I'm.

happy. Like people like congratulations. That's a big deal dude. Like I get it. I. deal with suicidal ideiation. I get it. And there's I'm sure everybody in the. audience deals with some sort of mental. health issue that they are literally. conquering every day because in order to. have a mental illness, you are a [ __ ]. warrior and you are conquering every. single day. So, thank you for being here. and don't ever hurt yourself cuz I'll. kill you. >> Okay. >> Oh, I won't. >> I will come just carry you out of the.

casket and bring you back to life. Raise. you from the dead. >> Clear. On a scale of one to 10, how much do you. enjoy being misunderstood? >> 10. >> One. >> I don't think I'm misunderstood. I think. I'm just such a like not dualistic, but. like my personality is so like. >> what? Polarity. Yes. >> It's like it's there's dual contrast. It's like there it's so both ends people. can't like grasp it. I don't even. [ __ ] know what's going on at the time.

with myself. >> Yeah. >> But like I think that's the thing. It's. like they people just can't accept that. it's both ends and they're both genuine. >> But I think you're so eloquently like. you're so eloquent in the way you speak. Like he really is right. Like you're so. well spoken that even if it is crazy or. chaotic or however it's coming out, it. still resonates and that's all that. matters because sometimes that's what. the youth needs. They're so chaotic. nowadays. Like you can you're that that. person that can get through to them. >> Does it resonate? >> Yes. >> A little. Okay, cool. What's something.

you preach that you absolutely do not. practice? >> Nothing. >> I love that. I love that about you. >> If I say it, it's the truth. I just told. y'all I got a bag. What? I'm going to be. [ __ ] for real. >> Well, wait. What? Is there anything? You. know what I'm thinking? >> No. >> I love it. All right. Answer these fast. and then I'm going to let you out of. here. >> Block or confront? >> Block. Block or confront? What?

>> Just in general, would you block. somebody or would you rather confront. them? >> Who is it? Like are they important? >> Anybody? Does it like if somebody pissed. you off, are you block? It doesn't. depend on the situation. >> Depends on how much money you got. >> It depends like if I know you or not, right? >> But typically, I'm just going to block. you. Be done. >> I got you. I love that. Therapy or. revenge glow up? >> Revenge glow up. >> Hello. >> What the [ __ ]. >> Soft launch or hard delete? Don't ever. post them.

>> Don't ever post them. >> No. Not until you engage. >> Not even like what what would it take. for you to actually post somebody? >> God himself coming to earth. >> Jesus just taking you by the hand saying. >> you could put me at gunpoint and I would. say PULL THE TRIGGER. >> NO. >> NO. [ __ ] posting you. >> to not post anybody. How do you keep. your love life so private? >> I don't got one. >> Yeah. >> Like I'm genuine. And I'm to myself. I. told y'all as soon as I find somebody on.

Fiddlin, I'll mention it. I'm off the. market. But. >> that's it. Yeah. I respect it. I love. that about you. Apology. Wait. Love or. leverage? >> Love. >> He's lying. We know Leo's lying. >> Leverage. >> I love you so much, Leo. Thank you so. much for taking the time to come out. YOU GUYS GIVE IT UP FOR my boy Leo. Scapp.

Now you guys know I love him so much. Is. he not phenomenal? >> What you see is what you get with him. and it's there's no there's no facade. That's just who he is and I just love.

him to death. So I just I'm so thankful. that he came. So moving on in my book I. talk about a lot of relationships. I. used to be a sucker for love and uh you. know men were my weakness. And then I. ran into one that completely changed my. mind and took me off the market and. and made me the woman that I am today. He gave. he gave me a family.

He gave me my cows. He gave me my chachi. And he's given me. everything good. Chachi's actually here. Do you guys want to see him? We might be able to bring Chaji out a. little bit later. But back to this really hot dude who. swept me off my feet. I am just so. thankful for this man because like I. said, I would not be standing here with.

you guys today. I would never have. became the woman that I am. And I have. this man to thank so much. Give it up for threetime Grammyinning. AWARD. JELLY. Y'ALL MAKE SOME NOISE IN THE JELLY. W.

Can I Can I have your seat? >> You get You know what? Step into my. office and you get to ask the question. >> Yes. Yes. >> He's going to interview me. >> Sit down, y'all. Let's hang out. How are. y'all doing on this Sunday Nashville? >> Oh, I always say there is no place like.

home. And tonight, there is no place. like home. >> Yeah, baby. Nashville, stand up, baby. >> Thank y'all. Thank y'all. But baby, I. want to tell you first of all, I have. loved the show. I've been sitting back. I've laughed. I have laughed. I have. laughed. This has been so funny. There's. I mean, >> but I was like, you know what? I think I. got to come out here and be the guy that. makes her talk about why we're all here. >> Oh, [ __ ] balls. >> I They told me they were going to give. me a show, and I was like, I am not. spending 90 minutes talking about. myself, so there's no way. But if I can.

do like a variety hour, that makes me. happy. >> No. But Have y'all had fun? I'm sure that y'all have heard the news. and my wife knows, but we are here. celebrating right now that her book has. not been out for a full week yet. And. just like in the record business, which. is the business I'm in, that when you. drop a book or you drop a record, the. first week they add all the sales of. what that book did and what every other. book in the world did. And so far, my. wife has the number one book in the.

world THIS TIME. >> BECAUSE of you guys. Thank you so. freaking much. >> That West Coast woman might be a New. York Times bestseller by this time next. week, y'all. Wow. >> That's insane, right? >> Speaking of that West Coast woman, how. crazy was it to have Winona Jud up here. with you, >> dude? Like, first of all, I I'm like on. cloud N. I can't even believe it cuz I. Well, you know, I grew up singing the. Jud. >> Can I tell you can I say a semi-.

embarrassing funny story? >> Sure. Please. >> So, my wife because she grew up in. Vegas, y'all. And she's been around. You've y'all have read this in the book. She's been around celebrities her whole. life. So, she I've never watched my wife. probably ask anybody for a picture. You. know what I mean? Like, she is just just. just as chill as chill could be. And I. came back from the gym, a local gym in. the Nashville area, and she know she's. like, "Oh, don't tell this story." I. never even told why I know her this. story. and and Winona back there, >> I hope she's gone, >> drove a truck and on the back, you know, was just a super low like 1950 something.

Chevy candy apple red. The tag said the. >> the tag said the Juds. >> and I was like I came back and I told my. wife that and she had the shittiest. eating grin. I've never seen my wife. fang girl more than when she finally met. Wona Judge. So to She had all kind of. judge t-shirts whenever I first met her. So to see her out here having wa that. tickled my soul. >> It just came full circle and I was so. thankful that she made time. >> Speaking of full circle moments, in the.

book you talk about um and you also have. talked about a lot about Howard Stern's. impact on you and Howard Stern's shock. jock moment for you and I think we've. all seen some of the viral clips of you. you making Howard laugh out of his seat. recently. And how was that moment for. you too? >> It was dude I you know in the era that I. grew up Howard was the man. He was the. king of all media. So we, you know, I. >> we can't act like we didn't all watch if. you're 40 years old, you watch private. parts 50 times. >> for sure. So the fact that it just came.

full circle was just I and the fact that. we actually like he I don't know if I. should say this, but he called me after. the interview personally and was like, I. love what you're doing. You deserve all. of this. Enjoy your success. I mean, he. just breathed life into me. And that was. like you meeting a hero and him actually. being like, I love what you're doing. You know, >> I thought that was so cool. >> I think it's cool. >> So, I have Howard's number now. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to drunk dial him one night. when I don't get drunk.

>> A sober dial. >> Sober dial. Yeah. >> Um I was also thinking about just being. back home for me, Nashville. How special. it was that your fastest selling show of. the entire tour was in our hometown. where you call home. >> I told them I was like, "Dude, I'm not a. Vegas girl anymore. I'm a Nashville for. sure. >> So, you want to talk about some of our. early Nashville memories for a minute? >> Let's do it. >> Where you want to start? You want me to. start? >> Yeah, go ahead. >> I was thinking about our condo today. with our first little condo here. Do you. remember that? We're getting. >> West 46. >> Yes. Right there on West Nashville in.

Charlotte. Right off 46 in Charlotte. They built some new condos, which if for. the Nashville people, y'all don't. understand that's really uptown now. That part of town used to be wo you go. you get a you get a $500,000 house in. the nations now. You would have never. convinced me that would have been the. case 10 [ __ ] years ago. It is unreal. But we got us that condo was like $2,000. a month. I was like we can't afford it. She's like I got $1,000 on. I was like I. can't afford it. She was like well I got. 2,000 on it. I was like I can afford it.

I was like that's RIGHT IN MY BUDGET. I. WAS LIKE THAT'S right in my budget. What. else do you think about when you think. about our early Nashville memory? It's. funny that you talk you brought up West. 46 because just now when we were in uh. New York last week, I was doing a photo. shoot and I looked up and it was on 46th. Street. >> Yes. >> And I was like, "Wow, this is full. circle." And I told the girls about how. we lived on West 46. So, it's crazy that. you brought that up. I think about um. the first Titans game you took me to. >> You never took me to that game. Did I? >> Yeah. I mean, I was poor and you planned. it.

>> I mean, I was I think about that. I. think about our nights at ML Rose. We. had so much fun. >> The Titan game was so fun. We You had me. on the 50 yard line. I felt like a. baller. I was like I ke I kept going, "What did you pay for these tickets. >> and now he stands on the field with the. players.". >> Yeah. God is good, baby. God is good, baby. God is good, baby. >> Yeah. >> I love that my husband has notes over. here. >> Listen, I had really cool looking notes. in New York, but I was nervous. backstage, so I didn't have time to. write them out. Put them on my boat. I.

was more nervous for this show than I. was in New York. Me, too. We got friends. and family and agents and and people. that I grew up with and people that flew. from out of town here. Thank y'all. Just. Nashville. Thank you. >> Thank you guys so much. I thank them. I. have thank them like but y'all are so. sick of getting thunked. I'm sorry. >> Yeah. I literally keep telling them. thank you so much. >> I was thinking about our first Broadway. honky talk experience. >> Oh my god, that was so fun. That was. back when I actually really used to. drink, too. I told him how I did two.

eight balls of cocaine earlier and Leo. almost didn't believe me. Oh, dude. I've. watched you do that in a night. I've. seen I've seen that before. You was an. absolute men. I've seen that happen on a. Broadway bar. >> Do not go and do that. >> But I was thinking about that. I I I I. hate to start our conversation so. nostalgic, but it's been such a like. full circle moment for me watching your. show at the TAC. I grew up coming here. and watching plays when I was a kid. My. father brought me here for the first. time when I was like 9 years old. This. place has been here since I was born in. 1984 at Baptist Hospital, like 3 miles.

down the street. Well, I'm so glad. >> And I've never got to play it. This is. my first time standing on a stage at the. place that I've been coming to my whole. life. So, this is really this is like a. really big deal. Of all people, my wife. brought me here. Thank you. >> But, uh, it made me think about that. time. Remember, we went to New Years. We. were So, we listen, we we we finally got. a little money. We thought we knew we. had a little money and we planned a big. New Year's together and we got us this. booth somewhere. Do you remember this? >> Yeah, I do. >> And we were sitting there, we were. instantly like, "This just isn't our. vibe." You know, we ever thought.

something was going to be cool and it. just wasn't. >> Like, we spent so much money. We got. dressed up. We were like, "Dude, this is. it. We're going to go just balls to the. wall today.". >> And I look at her in the middle of it. And this is when I knew I'd married the. right woman. I think this might have. been our first new second New Year. together. And I go, "Hey, you want to go. back to Antioch? My buddy runs a. nightclub out there. We can go right. now. It's open till 6:00 in the morning. It's Bob. It's super.". >> And it was one of those hood clubs. And. I was like, "Yep, let's go.". >> It was in Antioch for sure. and we win. And Rail's in the crowd tonight. Real, I.

love you, Bubba. Thank you for hosting. us. Yeah, Rail's here. >> I love you. Really? >> Uh, and then to think that we went from that. to you now having a a number one book in. the world and unreal. And I think about. how many times I started reading this. book and we were I was on page one when. I had my first. Now understand that we. have talked about all of these stories. there. Nothing. There was like a couple. things in the book that didn't surprise.

me that I was like, "Oh, I never you. never got that deep with me about the. subject." But only a couple. Most of the. book I was like really hip to. But I was. early in early in chapter one when I was. like, "There's no way she's going to. tell this story. this early in the book." And then as it. started going, I was like, "Well, clearly she's not going to tell the. whole truth about this story. We should. save a little something for Jesus." You. know what I mean? We should we should as. she used to say make a little room for. the Holy Spirit. >> You leave room for the Holy Spirit. >> And I was like this is crazy. And every.

time I thought you wasn't going to tell. the entire truth about something. >> I did it. >> Oh, you did it, dude. You did it, dude. >> I did it. I did not hold back. That's. been the consensus of this book. Everybody, like every interviewer is. like, "Man, you really didn't hold. back." And I'm like, >> I thought that having a memoir, you were. supposed to treat it like a diary. And I. thought that you were supposed to like. write down everything that you could. remember. and you know cuz I just wanted. it to be my story and I felt like if I. left anything out that I would be doing. you guys an injustice. So I put it all.

in. >> Was it gratifying? Did you feel like you. found a freedom once you got through it. all though? >> I'm just happy that people can actually. can look at me now and be like, "Okay, that's why she's the way she is.". >> You know, like now you guys can finally. just be like, "Oh, makes perfect [ __ ]. sense." You know, >> we should all write a book and give a. pamphlet to people. >> Literally, it's literally a pamp. all of. my trauma before we had a conversation. >> It did. It was freeing though. It was. like a big trauma dump and it was. freeing and I'm just so happy that it's. in in the world now because now if.

anybody asks questions I can say it's in. the book but I am like moving on from. that. So it's like it took two years to. write the book and like thank you so. much for allowing the experience but I'm. not who that girl is anymore. So, God, I think that's probably one of the. biggest things that I found in it was. how freeing it was to um like it gives. you a sense of like getting something. behind you and understanding that is it. is okay to not be who we were. We should. not always be chained to the person we.

once were. We shouldn't be held. accountable for things that we've. already held ourselves accountable for. You know, >> we're a room full of second chances. second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth. >> Speaking of second chances, I was going. to wait for Nashville to have this cuz. she doesn't know anything I'm going to. talk about, by the way. It's kind of. part of the way we've done this thing. >> I hate surprises. >> And it Well, it's not a surprise, but I. figured if there was a place for us to. get deep, this would be Nashville would. be the spot. This is where I wanted to. do it. And while we're talking about. second chances, >> we have both been extremely open, you.

and the book and me and podcast about my. affair, the affair that I I don't like. to even call it our affair because this. was an affair that I had, >> right? And it's it obviously comes with. unnecessary criticism which I think is. just sad because and this is what me and. my wife's stance on this is and this is. the only time I'll probably ever talk. about this publicly again but we did. this not as a strategy for any other. reason but to help people know that. sometimes love can actually win and that. sometimes people can really go through.

the impossible and sometimes people can. really go through the the thing that you. think you're not going to get through. And I'm not saying that's the case for. everybody. And I'm not saying that you. should ever put yourself in a situation. to be a doormat. And I'm not saying but. I'm just saying that there truly are. moments in life. And we knew that it. would come with blowback. We also knew. how much that our thought was for every. five people that tell us that's [ __ ]. and have an opinion about it or every. 50, every 500, every 5,000, every 5. million, if one couple survives and.

comes through it and finds themselves. better and in the best because we have. the greatest relationship. I am so in. love with I am so so so in love with. you. I love you. You're my favorite. person to talk to. You're my favorite. person to hang out with. You're my. favorite person to do life with. I I. could not imagine a life without you and. I can't believe that at any moment I. jeopardize that. And I thank you for. giving me grace. I thank you for writing. about it in your book. I thank you for. empowering women with that story. I. thank you for being brave enough to tell.

the story. And I don't give a [ __ ] what. any headline says about it. We are. better because of it. >> I love you, baby. I love you so much. I. want to like go sit on his lap right now. coming over. No, but I I to just add on. to what he said. I think, you know, sometimes we're so honest that people, you know, the internet always comes at. us because they're like, you know, they. you weaponize what we tell them. They. weaponize our own story against us. But.

we do that. But, Amen, sister. But we do. that for you guys because we never want. you guys to look at us and be like, they're perfect. They're it's. unattainable. Like, no. This love is. very attainable. This love is is it's. special and everybody deserves to have a. love like this. No matter what you guys. go through, you can walk through the. fire and still come out unscathed. >> What I will say is it is worth trying to. work through what you at some point if a.

relationship is going to survive. >> You're going to have to work through. some things. You're going to have to. actually pick a person and say, "Man, I. want to work through this." And we. obviously picked a big You picked a big. mountain to let me work through. >> But and because of that, I picked up a. shovel and [ __ ] went to work. >> Yeah, you did, baby. Look at the man he. became today, though. Can we get a. hallelujah right here, baby? I'm so in love with you and I'm so. impressed by you and I just admire you. You know that. >> No, I love you and I just wanted you to.

know I was proud of you for writing. about it and that I and I want everybody. to know I was proud of you for telling. that story and the way you told it. And. how was it for you writing about it? Um. I I'm so far removed from it. That was. like the least thing that bothered. That's the crazy thing. That was like. the least thing that bothered me in the. book. I was just ready to I had never. told the entire story and neither had. you. So bits and pieces and of course if. you don't tell your story somebody else. will. So I was like I'm putting this in. this book so that people can just shut. the up and leave us alone and let us.

move on. It was nine [ __ ] years ago. Like let us move on from it. Um, and I and I my thing was just it was. never my story to tell. You were the. victim in that. You know what I mean? So, I was I didn't need to go out here. doing a press run about it. But I'm I'm. glad that I'm glad that it got out. there. And I hope that somewhere. somebody, even if it's something small, that a couple gets in the car tonight. and goes, "Man, I want to work through. it with you." You know what I'm saying? That's what I hope happens. It could be. arguing about dinner. Just [ __ ] you. know what? I want to work through this. with you. Cuz once you find somebody you. want to work through things with, it.

changes everything. >> You just have to wake up and choose the. person you love. You're not going to. like them all the time. >> Well, there's. >> Yeah, that's facts. Yeah, for sure. Well, >> I was thinking of speaking of not liking. people all the time. >> You wrote a lot about your stepmother in. here. >> and uh God, it was just so wicked witch. of the West. And we talked about it in. New York, so I don't even want to live. here. But what I do where I do want to. live at is that you also wrote in the. book about how far out of your way you. went to make sure you was never the. stepmother she was to you. Talk about.

that. >> Absolutely. >> Talk about the bonus babies. Yeah, the. bonus babies, man. Let me tell you. something. Bailey and Noah are I got. blessed with bonus babies because if. they were anything like me, it would. have just been a a [ __ ] show. But I'm. telling you, he has the best children. and they're my children, too. Like, I. just love them so much. Um, but when I sat across from Bailey. that first night or first day, if you. guys read in the book, and she looked at.

me like the godfather and she folded her. arms, you got to imagine she's like. seven, eight years old. Folds her arms, looks at me and is like, what are your. intentions with my father? And I was like, this kid is me, dude. I. And it was like, it literally was my. entire childhood flash before my eyes. and I was like, I have to do things. differently. I never want to make a. child feel the way that my stepmother. made me feel. And I'm not perfect. I. listen, Bailey has taught me how to be a. mom. That's why we're trying to have a. baby now because I feel like I can do.

it, you know. >> Well, I I would like to tell you how. great of a mother you've been. I tell. you that all the time, but I think a. person that's better qualified to do. that is Miss Bailey, everybody. BAILEY. Sweet girl. She's so grown now. Every. time I see her, I'm like, she's. literally going to college, guys. >> Yikes. I'm like, what is happening? >> Excuse the water.

>> Before uh before we ended the this. portion of your segment, your beautiful. daughter who you have done incredible. with. Every every good trait she has, I. owe to you. Every bad one I owe to her. other mother. We would probably both beg. to differ, but. >> but Bailey actually had some of the most. thoughtful questions about your bookw. writing process. >> A Oh, I'm glad to hear that you didn't. react as such. I was nervous. >> I thought you killed it. Um, so I was. nervous. >> I was like, "Hey, here are my. questions." And he was like, >> thinking about my thing. >> I was like, "Hey, here are my. questions." And he went, "Okay." And.

then turned around and I was like, >> "All right.". >> I came back and got you after that, though. Right. I was like, "What the. It's going to be good." No, they were. killing. I was just lost. I was, you. see, I got my little notepad. I came out. here nervous, man. I think it's funny. watching him with a notepad cuz this man. freestyles life. Okay, so the fact that. he has a notepad. >> This is my wife. This is one thing you. don't want to [ __ ] up. You know what I'm. saying? You're like, she gave me one. job. It was to come out here and talk. about the book. Don't blow it. >> Go ahead, baby. Well, speaking of the. book, I wanted to talk about I mean, we. talked a lot about what was in the book, what it was like writing it for you, and.

I love that, but I want to talk about. more what inspired you to write it in. the first place. >> And let me tell y'all something about my. wife's consistency. When I first met. her, first drunken night. I'm like, so. what's your dreams? It's in the book. I. talk about a five-year plan. And I'm. like, "What's your dream?" She was like, "I don't know. I want to do like a radio. show or something like Howard Stern, you. know, podcasting wasn't necessarily what. it would end up being, which is what the. Dumb Blonde, which is what the Dumb. Blonde show ended up being." And she. said, "Then I'm going to write a book.". And now keep in mind, we're I shouldn't. say it's for my daughter, but it's in a. book. We're cocaed out of our mind and. drunk. And I'm like, "You know what?

This lady might be on to something.". >> He's like, "She's a keeper. I was like, she's definitely a dreamer. >> Smells like freaking vodka and Xanax. >> You rire you rire of disappointment. >> Can't even stand up straight. >> I want to marry that one. >> Go ahead, kiddo. >> Well, I think it's your turn. >> She has one. She has one. >> Sorry. Okay. So, what what made me want. to write a book? So, I have always loved. writing. I It's so cathartic for me and. like English was like one of my only. really good classes that I never failed.

And I just loved like creative writing. and I loved always being able to express. myself. I used to write poetry and stuff. like that. So I didn't know that I would. ever be telling my life story, but I. knew that I wanted to write some sort of. a book. >> I love you guys so much. So when I got. with my agent Sloan actually and I. started telling her a little bit about. my life, she's like, "Oh, we're writing. a [ __ ] book." And I was like, "It's. not that interesting." And she's like, "We're writing a [ __ ] book." And I.

was like, "Okay." Okay. And then on the. podcast, I only dropped like bits and. pieces of my life. So people would. always say, "Where can I find your. story?" And I didn't have one. So when. Sloan, you know, encouraged me to write. this book and then my, you know, publishers, uh, Carrie at um, Harper. Collins, and then Jill Fritzo, my. publicist who's here tonight, um, they. all encouraged me and were like, "This. is great. we're going to do a roll out, write this book, like you know, and just. a badass team of women who got behind me. and were like pushing me to tell my. story because I was kind of scared to.

And so here we are. >> on a book tour. >> with all of you, with a thousand of you. >> Um, >> what were some of your like what was. your favorite thing to write in the book. and what do you think was the hardest. for you to write about? >> Oh, that's a good question. >> That's what I say. My favorite thing is. probably the ending because it was like. building my empire alongside daddy. getting to raise you. And I know that.

sounds corny, but it's the only thing. that brought me happiness in the book if. you really think about it. Like if you. read the entire book, you're like, damn, this one sad. You know, like when does it start. getting good? I think somebody left me a. comment the other day and they're like, what chapter do you meet jelly? And I. was like, damn. I was like, damn, buddy. read the. [ __ ] book, you know? But I definitely. >> he was like, "Where is that affair?". >> Where does she cry? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I I think really. just the happy ending and that's why it.

took me so long to write this book cuz I. started writing it in 2019 and I still. think we're working on the happy ending. Like it's the happiest but and I think a. happy ending is always a work in. progress. But. >> yeah, that's why we're here. So, >> if you cry, I cry. Do not start [ __ ]. >> Well, don't say stuff that please don't. say that. >> Don't make us emotional tonight. You. sold out to. >> And I love I love relishing in this.

moment with you. I think this is not. only the most beautiful thing for our. family, but for the family that we've. created with everybody that's been a. part of this and the family that you. guys have become for us. I think it's. really really empowering and incredible. to recognize this moment in its full. vitality and you have been struggling to. do that and I love you and I'm your. daughter and I call you out and I think. you deserve the moment this moment to. just look and just see it. >> Thank you. I love you. >> She's always telling me, "Mom, take a.

deep breath. Slow down. You need to. enjoy this." Yeah. She's always. encouraging me. I love her so much, man. So, while we're relishing in this, at. the same time, I want to know what's. next. Where does authorship lead you? >> What a segue, dude. >> I'm telling she needs to be the podcast. host over here. We We need to put her in. the news. Gail King, watch out. >> Love you, Gail. >> Lea, shout out, Gail. >> I think um we are I don't know if I'm. allowed to say it, but I think hopefully. we will this book will become a movie.

>> We'll see if that happens. You guys. good? >> All right. So, who wants to hear Jelly. Stop talking AND SING? >> I DO, TOO. SO, YOU GUYS WELCOME TO THE. STAGE my husband, my sweet little daddy. >> I love you so much, baby. >> A couple songs for y'all. >> Give it up for Andy playing the guitar.

Jelly, real quick, uh before you sing, I. thought of this game for me and you. Hold on. Go. She wants you to show. Never mind. >> I'm not showing my boobs. >> Is it a boob game? Tammy always wants to. play boob games. >> No. I uh I said this earlier, but first of. all, thank y'all for coming out for my. wife, man. It's uh. she's way too humble, man. She was back. there talking. We were listening to her. all night, and the truth is she sold.

every one of these tickets that none of. y'all really came here to see me. I'm a. bonus. Leo was a bonus. Shine down was a. bonus. This is y'all came here to see a. woman who y'all listened to in your car. with the dumb blonde podcast. A woman is. uh supports women and women empowerment. And just thank y'all as an old Tennessee. boy looking out seeing my dude with a. pink bunny shirt even. It's just that's. this is this is my soul. Um but I did. ask her selfishly if I could sing. tonight because I never got to sing at. the Tennessee Performing Arts Center. And uh it's a as a local boy, this is a.

really big deal. I've been coming to the. Pulk Theater a long time and uh I think. I'm going to try to sing. This is Andy. He's a cameraman, but he's a really good. guitar player. And uh let's play. something they know. >> We love you.

Somebody save me. from myself. Has been so long. living in hell. Well, they say my life stopy. is bad for my hair.

It's the only thing. that seems to hell. All of this drinking, this smoking is. hopeless, but feel like it's all that I. need. Something inside of me is broken. I hold. on to anything that sets me free. I'm a.

>> Oh, baby, don't waste your time on me. I'm so damaged beyond repair. lies and shattered my course in my. dreams. I'm a. >> Oh, baby, don't waste your time on me. I'm so damaged beyond repair. Life is my dreams.

>> I got a little guitar. guitar. Like a. lot of guitar. >> There we go, baby. >> I uh Yeah, let's do that one.

>> Got me wide wide open. Got a 45 on him. and he pushing about 102. Always smoking something. He ain't. worried about nothing cuz he ain't got. nothing. I got. Harley on ice. Short days, long nights. Marls at the window. Middle to the sky. Say you want to get dangerous. Now you. speaking my language. I forot what your.

name is, so I'mma call you mine. Oh, I'mma call you mine. What's up? They got me wide wide open. Got a 45 on him and he pushing aboutund. always smoking something. He ain't. worried about nothing cuz he ain't got. nothing. I got a paper. I got a paper.

I got a paper. I got. I'm attracted to things that are really. shady and some. coming from the history. bases. No back and for no bitching, no. arguing. A whole lot of problems LIVING. IN G. BUT MY HOLY queen. in the darkness me. I have no shame. I'm in love with the.

heartless. The police will never take us alive. >> Wide wide open. Got a 45 on him and he. push about 102. Always smoking something. He ain't. worried about nothing cuz he ain't got. nothing to lose. I got a. I got a.

I got a. I got a for. Yeah. I uh thank y'all. This has been so cool.

>> One 2 3 4. I only talk to God when I. need your favor. And I only pray when I ain't got a. prayer. So who the hell am I? Who the hell am I? Who's got a savior? Oh, if I only talk. to God, then I need a favor.

I need. >> I know amazing grace, but I ain't been. living the words. I swear I spend more Sunday off my ass. than I have in church. Hard cover. Only been save on the night. I don't know what to say. Time I hold my hand. I only. when I need your favor.

only when I hang out. Oh, who the hell am I? Who the hell am. I? Oh, if I only die when I need your.

hanging in there just barely throwing a. prayer. If you still there, oh my god. Oh my god. Hanging in there. Just stand with a. prayer like hell Mary if you feel it. Lord,

>> I only talk to God when I need a favor. And I only pray when I hang out. Who the hell. to expect a savior?

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