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Shaboo. Boom. Boom. Shaboo. Ask, tell, confess. That was a good one. >> How do you all like really Like we We. all ended at the same time. I didn't. know you guys had that much rhythm. I was in band. >> [snorts]. >> What did you play? Clarinet. How's everybody doing this. >> play the trombone, but my arms are too. short. How's everybody doing this week? Great.

>> Wait. Did you say you played the trombone? >> [laughter]. >> What the hell? >> Yeah. My arms are too short to reach. some of the notes though, so I had to. I had to switch. >> Did you picture her using her leg? >> [laughter]. >> To get the. And I would throw it sometimes. It would. just go flying out. >> Wait, does it not come to a stop? >> No. No. That's how you. >> How did you know that? Cuz I was in. band, too. Wow. Nerd. >> [ __ ] dorks. >> band teacher. Just kidding. I did play. the clarinet for a little bit. >> I was in band. I played the viola. I.

>> [laughter]. >> don't know what. I was also in color guard. I played the viola and I was a crosswalk. officer. I What is that? Excuse me? Yeah. I had. >> that? >> I got to wear the badge and everything. I thought it was really cool. >> go? Yeah. No way. Stop. >> [laughter]. >> Like the people I have to stop for were. the kids. >> Did you hold the sign? Yep. Stop. >> [laughter]. >> Go. It was great. I felt so. >> Stop sign. Yeah. I felt great. >> Stop sign. Stop sign. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. What's a stop sign? It was another life. Huh?

>> were you when you did that? Fifth grade. Okay. >> But I also was in band. I thought you. meant like 20 years ago. I'm sorry. I. wasn't in band. I'm such a [ __ ] liar. I didn't want to be in band because I. thought that the the band was nerds. I. was in orchestra. THAT'S EVEN [laughter]. WORSE. I KNOW. I KNOW. YEAH. I played the viola. We. didn't Is it like a violin? It's a. violin, but it's a big, fatter, chunkier. version of it. >> You had a thing for chunk. That was great. You know, I used to.

gross myself out by rubbing the chalk on. I can't even think about it right now. I. get goosebumps thinking about it, but. you know how you have to like I don't. know if you've ever played a a string. instrument. You have to chalk up the. strings on it. So, you rub the [snorts]. chalk on it. Oh god. It's like nails on. a chalkboard. >> Is it similar to like when you play pool. and you. Yeah. That grosses me out, too. The. I don't even know what that is. I just. like to do that. Yeah. I I stand there. cuz I think it looks cool. Yeah. You. just be rubbing it. Yeah. It looks like.

I'm about to do something cool, but I. normally miss. >> [laughter]. >> I love it. So, this week on Ask, Tell, Confess. we picked a topic that is. pretty much like kind of taboo because. nobody really talks about what goes on. in hotel rooms. So, we wanted to know. hotel workers' craziest stories. Who would like to kick this one off? I got a pretty good one. What do you. got? You know, I have a short and sweet.

one, so you go first. >> Oh, okay. All right. And you know who's. a professional at stories like this, right? This guy over here. Oh, I was a. house cleaner? What? For like. a good year. >> You were a house cleaner? Yeah. I would. go in, redo the beds, redo the bathrooms, vacuum if needed. Okay. So, what is one. of the craziest stories that you can. tell us off the top of the dome? Got. you. Well, the one that I think I told. last time was the poop on the We don't.

want to hear the last one. We want to. hear a brand new, fresh, crisp one. Well, I can't think of a specific story, but I. I can tell you what I learned. Okay. The. most important lesson I ever learned was. people are disgusting. Yeah. Gen No. No. You. >> I have a 17-year-old. I can tell you. They're freaking [laughter] disgusting. >> But I thought people kind of grew out of. it. You know, like you kind of develop. better habits as you become an adult, but like no. People will doesn't matter. if they know someone's coming. They'll. leave a log in the bathroom. My husband.

still does that. >> [laughter]. >> They'll leave their their menstrual. process items around and not in a trash. can. Um but no. You'd You'd be surprised how. people live their lives. No, I believe. it. I used to live in hotel rooms. We. would We had houses cuz growing up in. Vegas, you have access to casino rooms. So, we would have houses, mini mansions. to ourselves in Vegas, but we would be.

so strung out on drugs that we would. literally find a hotel room and live. there for like 2 weeks. I did it at the. Beverly Hilton in Cali. I didn't leave. there for like 2 weeks. It was a. fueled bender. Um but yeah. We used to. do some crazy stuff, but I never. left the hotel room [ __ ] up because I. just wasn't raised like that. But [ __ ]. up things happened to me in hotel rooms. Like one night I'm at the Rio in Las. Vegas and I think the Rio just reopened. again. I could be wrong though, but they. closed down for a while.

I'm at the Rio in Las Vegas. Best. seafood buffet that you will ever get. at. And um we're sleeping and you know. like when you wake up in the middle of. the night because you're so [ __ ]. shitfaced and the room is spinning and. you just have to go to the bathroom and. like pee and try to puke and all that. stuff. Well, I get up to to go to the. bathroom and I'm like it smells like. ammonia in here. Like it was like really. just brutal smell. And then I put my. feet on the carpet and this is before I. was like OCD. So, my feet are on the.

second hotel room carpet and it's wet. underneath my feet. And I'm like, what. is going on? So, I open up the door to. the bathroom. The entire sewage system. to the freaking hotel room backed up. into our room. What we were smelling was. everybody's pee and [ __ ] We had to pack. up and get a different room, dude. In. the middle of the night while we were. [ __ ] hung over and sick. >> on it? >> Yeah. Girl, I've done some weird [ __ ]. Listen, I used to snort off of cocaine.

off the back of dive bar bathrooms. I. probably. snorted crack and didn't know it. You. know what I'm saying? Like it was. Exactly. She [laughter] said, "Exactly.". >> Exactly. Yeah. No. It was It was a It. was a time to be alive. Let me tell you. >> [laughter]. >> Should we ask Sunny what crack is? Yeah. Let's see what she'll say. I'd like to. know. Let's see what Sunny says. Hello, Sunny. Hey there. Always good to hear. from you. What's on your mind today? What is the drug called crack made out.

of? So, crack is basically a slang term for. amphetamine. It's typically made from a. mix of over-the-counter cold medicines. that contain pseudoephedrine or. ephedrine and then a bunch of pretty. nasty chemicals like ammonia or lithium. are used in the process. It's definitely. not something you'd want anywhere near. you, but that's the gist of what it's. made from. And it's like brown. Mhm. The [ __ ] we. used to get back in the day was like. brown. Like we don't even We didn't even. know what the [ __ ] we were snorting, dude. It's crazy. I'm I am.

uh amazed that I'm still here, but this. isn't about me. Yeah. >> Let's talk about the hotel rooms. >> [laughter]. >> I could go on for days about fueled. [ __ ] hotel That's why now I don't. like being in hotel rooms. Makes sense. >> That makes sense. We should have just. said the story. We would get it. >> we travel now as a crew, I will like I. fight to not stay in hotel rooms. They're disgusting. They're disgusting. and I know what I used to do in them. So, I'm like I do not And I know that. the house cleaners don't clean them that.

good. They don't change the comforters. or sheets unless there's stains on them. You can take a black light to them and. find out like what's on them if you. really wanted to. Wow. I know. I used to leave lube-filled. handprints on the headboards. Yeah. It was a time to be alive. Wait. Hold on. You said lube handprints. on the headboard? That's a lot. [laughter]. Yep. That's a lot of cleanup. Yeah.

>> Wow. Stop. On the headboard. Oh, yeah. And lube doesn't come off of headboards. Leather, nothing. It don't come off of. nothing. Oh. I want to call in a lifeline cuz. Mama Susan used to clean hotels. >> Okay. Do it. Do it. Do it. Oh. I know. and I distinctly remember her telling me. a story. Hi, babe. Mom. I love that she answered. on a half a ring. What's a What's a. dirty hotel room story you can tell real. quick? You're on the podcast. Hi, Mama.

Susan. Honey, I can't tell it. Mom. Say. it, Susan. Say it, SUSAN. DO IT NOW. OKAY. SO, I WAS CLEANING a whole bunch. of rooms. And then I got to this one room and. there was like red stuff like. everywhere. I mean, it was. It was like everywhere. I'm like looking. around. I like, "Gosh, did somebody get. shot in here?". Oh, no. >> [laughter]. [sighs and gasps]. >> I guess they were doing it when she was. ON HER PERIOD. >> [laughter].

>> THERE WERE HUNKS. THEY WERE SO DISGUSTING. They were so. disgusting. Did you just say hunks? There were hunks. Yes. Oh god. >> [laughter]. >> Big hunk of nope. It's. Okay. That's what I needed. I love you. Oh. Bye. I hate it. She said hunks. [laughter]. Are you yelling at my mom? >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> I said, "DO IT NOW." I'M CRYING, you.

guys. I love Suzy. You know what's even. better? She just told that story in. public because I checked her location, she's in Hobby Lobby. Oh, what a great. [laughter]. place to go. And she said she couldn't. And you guys, Mimi's mom is like the. most wholesome, sweetest woman you'll. ever meet. >> homemaker, you guys. >> literally the sweetest. All right, who's. going to kick it off? Go. [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> I've never cried. Okay, mine's very. short. and sweet, but it is so funny. This is.

so my humor. >> [laughter]. >> So, someone said, "Working at a luxury. hotel, I once got a call. >> [laughter]. >> to remove a snake.". She said to remove. >> even. to remove a snail. from a guest room as it was coming after. them and that they were afraid for THEIR. YOUNG CHILD." [laughter]. >> [screaming]. >> WHAT THE HELL? HOW BIG WAS THE SNAIL?

How big can snails get? It's coming after. >> how fast does a snail move and how big. was it? Not fast at all. >> they in Australia? Cuz I know they. >> How big can snails get? >> I don't know. I'm sure they can get. pretty beefy. Let's give it a look. >> But they're Let's give it a looky-loo. I. mean, even then, I would probably make. them slower. If they're big, you know, they can't. move very I don't know. >> just fits in the palm of a hand. And she.

said it's coming at Was she on acid? Yeah, she said, "Wait, I didn't even. know they could get that big. Why is it. in his hand?" But still, it's not that. big. >> But snails can't hurt you, though. No. They can't even bite, I don't think. >> Guys, I used to put salt on snails. Did. anyone else do that? >> horrible human. I did. I used to do it. >> Okay, good. I was like, man, I got. really judged for a second. Glad we're. on the same page. >> Yeah. Terrible humans. >> I would open the hoods, that's what we. did. Yeah, on the sidewalk? It's all. yeah. Yeah, you just.

Yeah. >> What's it do to them? They shrivel up. >> Makes them die. >> And suffer. But they don't scream. That sounded crazy. I take that back. >> [laughter]. >> Jaime is a crazy housewife. >> [laughter]. >> Like sometimes when he says I'm just. like I can picture like some. like Suzy homemaker type. like wife saying that. Was it the other. day in the podcast when he said, "Am I. hard?" I. >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ] lost it. Did anyone else watch.

that part? What happened? >> of the Ask Hal Confess the other day, you said, "Did you get it hard?" He. goes, "Am I hard?". >> [laughter]. >> How did I miss that? >> Yeah, I misheard what she was asking me. >> [laughter]. >> Why? I love it. All right. You're me? Me? That's you. Yeah, you're up. >> prepared. Hold on. Do it now. >> I know. >> [laughter]. >> Do it now. You have to lower your voice when you do. it. >> [laughter]. >> Um, there was actually a question that. has nothing to do with the hotel rooms,

but there was a question of somebody. said that why doesn't Haley. and Cody get together? That they would. be the cutest couple. Pork chop? Pork. choppity chop chop chop. >> Cody? Yeah, no. That's the homie. And if they only knew. what a freak the coach is. >> with hotel rooms? >> I just said that it was one of our. members on YouTube asked this question. >> it, I saw it. That's wild. Yeah. They're. like, wait, Haley and I. >> it's like one of the brothers. Yeah, no.

I think when you tour so much with. people, too, you don't look at them in. that way cuz you see them in every. [ __ ] angle and you're like I love. you, but never. going to be attracted to you. >> him, but That's like family by the time. you You do one tour with someone. and you that person is forever family. Yeah. Absolutely. Yes, I don't. >> like if if we broke up, that'd be weird. and awkward then. Mama Lang said, "Don't. you ladies think Cody and Haley would be. the cutest, sweetest couple on the face. of this earth?" Ooh.

Yeah. Well, to answer your question, yes, but it's not practical. [laughter]. But I mean, THAT BRINGS US TO TALK A lot. of people in the comments of that post. that I posted yesterday are asking if. Haley is still with her dude. Are you. guys still dating? >> bum bum. >> No. End of that. And he ended up being a. turd. That's why I didn't want to meet. him. Yeah, I don't want to talk about him. No, we're not going to talk about him. cuz he doesn't deserve the clout. >> deserve it. Doesn't deserve it. Nope,

but I'm single. Yeah. Haley's on the. prowl again. I'm not even on the prowl, no. Haley's enjoying her single era. >> Yeah, she's working on her soft girl. era. >> Yeah, she is. Can we like go, Haley? Mhm. You've lost 50 lb. You are working. out very religiously. >> him, too. Yes, and you are you're doing. I'm so proud of you. Yeah, no, you look. good. You guys both look amazing. >> I grabbed her waist the other day, I'm. like, she's Skinny skinny. She said, "Skinny.". >> [laughter]. >> She's so tiny. So funny. It's all right.

I'm I'm hopping on Rybelsus weekend, guys. I already started peptides. >> Good yes. >> I got to tell you guys, I started. peptides. I'm taking SS-31 and I'm. taking I always get this one wrong. It's. either BCP or BPC. One is for your. mitochondria. Which what is it? Powerhouse of the cell. THERE YOU GO. [laughter]. >> [screaming]. >> I LITERALLY TOLD THEM WHAT IT IT WAS SO. FUNNY cuz they're like, "What are the. peptides for?" And I said, "Well, one of. them's for my mitochondria and her And. Haley goes, "The powerhouse of the. cell?" And we all It was literally we. all stood there and looked at her like.

It's the only thing I remember from high. I took off running. I was so slow. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, it was so funny. But yeah, I'm. taking those and I'm also taking the BCP. and that is for gut and inflammation and. I feel great. I'm on day four or five, so let me get about 2 weeks in and I'll. really brag about it if it's all that, but yeah, your girl just found out that. her insulin is double what it's supposed. to be. >> Welcome. What the [ __ ] I haven't had sugar in. almost 3 years. >> I eat the strictest diet. I'm tired of.

this [ __ ] I'm tired of this, Grandpa. Your body just holds on to it and it. sucks. >> It's crazy. >> crazy is like a lot of people don't. realize it immediately causes. inflammation in your lower stomach. >> Yeah. And it's like there's nothing you. can do about that. It literally the. sugar goes through your body, little bit. of knowledge, sugar will like go through. your body and for women who have PCOS, it lands in the ovary area and that's. what our sister made of. Yeah. All of. the the sugar hangs out here and that's. why a lot of women have the inflammation. in this area is because of sugar. The.

only way I can get rid of like the cysts. on my ovaries is to get rid of my. ovaries. Mhm. >> Oh my gosh. Yeah. So yeah, finding out that the insulin. was double, she was like, "You're a. perfect candidate for Rybelsus." And I'm. like, "Well, I tried tirzepatide and. wanted to myself." And I was like, "This. is pretty, you know, like it was a rough. ride, but I think that I'm going to do. good with the Rybelsus." And I'm just. going to put it into the air. Well, and. you'll be home while you're dosing. No, you tried that when we were like on the. road. She said, "I'm going to try. tirzepatide on tour in a bus." Yeah.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah, it was rough. And have you ever. tried it on a tour bus as much as you. have to [ __ ] when you're on tirzepatide? Oh my god, it was brutal. I have a story. about that, yeah. That was bad. >> Yeah, it was brutal. But I'm going to try it again this. weekend. I made Mo try it. Mo's my. science experiment and she's been. thriving. She's already dropped 2 lb in. the first week. >> she feel? Like. >> great. The first couple days she was a. little tired and then after that she. feels fine. But yeah, no, she's happy. So we'll see if the weight stays off,

but I want to cycle it. I want to do it. for like 12 weeks and then come off of. it and see how it goes. So, we'll see. how it goes, but you guys know how. sensitive my body is and you guys always. know I don't gatekeep and I shall tell. you. So if you see your girl starting to. look a little svelt, that's [laughter]. why. That is why. I have been killing. myself in the gym. I'm on week 33. My. entire body is muscle. It feels so crazy. to have like this much muscle on my body. and still I cannot get the scale to. move. Like it is crazy. So I'm hoping. this Rybelsus will just.

titrate me down a little bit. >> scared that it's going to affect. the muscle that you've worked so hard. for because. um. GLP-3. that help lets you keep your muscle. All. the other ones eat your muscle. This one. lets you keep your muscle. >> want mine to eat my muscle. So that's why Get rid of my calves. I. hate them. >> So that's why a lot of uh bodybuilders. and stuff are on Rybelsus. Oh, okay. Interesting. We need to have somebody.

come on and talk about peptides cuz I. really think peptides are like amazing. I know that like I've only been on it. for about four or five days, I think. Um, I have to look back, I have a log. Um, but I've had pain in my freaking. elbow right here since we went to Europe. whenever I jumped off that freaking uh. scooter and yanked my arm and I'm. talking like I can't even hold a bottle. of water in this hand, that's how bad it. hurts. And I woke up today and it's not. It's sore, but it's not like it was. >> Aw, that's great. >> see. You can do the peptides and the.

Rybelsus at the same time? Yeah, it's. called a stack. You can [clears throat]. stack peptides with GLPs. I tried. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I want to uh I'll. start shouting out the place I go to. once I know that they're amazing and. that they're legit. Okay, back on. subject with the hotel stuff. When I was. 15, I was a busboy at a local resort, Little America. They just put the name. out there. Little America, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Occasionally, the restaurant I. worked in would.

would ask one of the bus staff to. deliver room service to one of the. rooms. They always asked male staff for. safety reasons. On one occasion, I was. asked to deliver a tray to a room. I. took the tray to the room and a scantily. clad woman answered the door. I never went in the room, but I could. see that there were about eight or nine. men and women in their 60s to 70s, all. of them nude in the room. Even at 15, I. knew the room smelled like sex. I. remember I was tipped well, went back to. work, and no one ever asked how things. went, and I never really mentioned it to.

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swinger party. Oh, okay. >> a little bit, a little swinger party. going on. All right. And those old. people get down. Old swingers, they. don't care. They will let the gray, wiry ball hairs. fly. Uh I feel like that would be like. Velcro. Ooh. Listen, we're going to be there one day. We're going to have wiry old gray hairs. No, I won't cuz I shave mine. But, yeah, you guys will cuz you have a bush and. Bro, why do you think I have a. You told us you had a bush. No, I said I.

don't shave it like skin. Like. [clears throat] there's like this much. hair. That's not a bush. So, you have a. 5:00 shadow bush? Why? Doesn't [laughter] he get razor burn. when you guys bang? God, Barney Rubble over there. >> [laughter]. >> It's not coarse hair though. That's got to hurt, dude. I would hate. [laughter] that. It's not. It's I don't. have coarse hair though. I We have to.

show us. Yeah, we need to We [laughter] need to. see it. I'm not showing you guys my vagina. My. god. She's so stingy. All right, all right, go ahead, Haley, you're next. Cuz if I don't get Haley off of it, she'll keep going. Did you hear why? >> [laughter]. >> God. Is the bathroom right there? Yeah. Okay. I have another short and sweet. one. Okay. I used to clean a big office. building, and I would wear. noise-canceling headphones while. vacuuming. About 20 minutes in, I. realized I had pulled the cord out and.

had passed by several people running a. dead vacuum over the floor like a. madman. What? I didn't understand that. He wears. noise-canceling headphones, and he was. vacuuming, and he pulled the cord out. And there was no There was no There. wasn't a light on there [laughter] that. he could see? It's just the fact he's vacuuming for 20. minutes What the hell? So funny to me. [laughter].

>> [snorts]. >> Common sense is not so common, you. I feel like you would feel it. I truly. feel like that. Okay, this one says I. used to work at a hotel. I post these. guests about these guests often cuz I. always. have these three guests who come to. mind. Number one, this guest used the. towels to wipe and then smeared it on. the walls. Why? What kind of. orangutan are you to do that? >> Why? Like. All right, second was a young lady who.

was certainly no lady because she stuck. her used tampon on the bathroom wall. The blood acted like glue, and it. cemented itself there. They had to pry. the tampon off the wall. >> Why are we putting things on the wall? It was blatant. disrespect for people who you know are. going to have to clean stuff up. Like. that's not funny. Literally. And then. this one said the guests left 3-week-old. expired milk in the fridge. Okay, they. were clearly living there. Um but they were only in house for 3.

days. So, that means they already. had 2 and 1/2-week-old expired milk when. they check in. Who lugs around rotten. milk? Ew. I watched something one time of somebody. who drank rotten milk. Like that was. their thing. [clears throat]. What? >> Yeah, I don't know. It was weird. It was. weird. Clumpy milk? Stop. I don't Stop, bro. I can't. I don't even drink milk. I. don't even eat dairy like that. So, I. couldn't imagine. Do you not use any. kind of milk, or do you use like just. oat? I use almond almond milk. I don't.

even like oat milk. I'm really weird. with milk, and it's crazy because I used. to love milk. Like I would get a frosted. mug, pour milk in it, and let it just be. like oh, and eat it with my hash browns. and eggs. That was my [ __ ] Chocolate. milk? My kids are obsessed. They We use. Fairlife cuz they can't have lac-. lactose. Yeah. But like that chocolate. milk, fire. That's nice of you to plug them. Oh. No, I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding. Listen, Fairlife, if you're. listening to us, pay us. No, I'm just. kidding. All right. I think I met the Fairlife guy. I'm not. going to lie. What? Yeah, one of. Brooke's friends, I think, is a. like. owns like Fairlife, yeah. That's crazy. They should sponsor us. I'm a huge fan. I like his protein shakes. Yeah, you guys do love those. You have. no idea how much I love them. Yeah, they're not good for you though. >> I don't I don't care. That was like when we were hanging out.

with Todd that one day, the the owner of. Canes, and you're like, I thought he was. a radio guy. >> [laughter]. >> I didn't even know who that was. Yeah, I. remember. What was that? So, the owner. of Canes, Raising Cane's? She was like. hanging out We were all partying, and. then like he leaves, and she goes, "Who's that?". >> [laughter]. >> And that's the owner of Raising Cane's. She goes, "Thought it was a radio guy.". >> [laughter]. >> He does look like a radio guy. He kind. of looks like a radio guy. Yeah, my bad. All right. Lots of Lots of hotel guests.

were in for a conference. One night, a. guy walks down from his room to the. bellhop desk in nothing but tighty. whities, a bedsheet wrapped around his. body from head to toe, and blood. dripping from his face. This guy sounded. out of it, either from being concussed, enibriated, high on or a mix of the. three. He informs security that he and. his boyfriend had gotten into a fight. So, the two security officers, one. supervisor, went to the room to question. the other boyfriend, while another. security officer waited with the.

bloodied boyfriend behind the bellhop. desk for an ambulance to arrive. Up to the room, security was informed. that the bloodied boyfriend had been. passed out drunk and had crapped in one. of the beds when the other boyfriend. [clears throat] had walked into the room. with his wife and two kids. All of whom had been enjoying a night on. the town. Both men were co-workers who. were in for the conference. Supposedly, the family man had given the suite key. to his boyfriend with the expectations. that they'd do the deed during the.

conference hours, all the All while the. wife and kids explored the city during. the day. No. Back at the bellhop desk, the security supervisor relays the. discovered info to the bloodied. boyfriend, which sets the guy off. He. tackles the security supervisor to the. ground, blood and crap stained the hotel. carpet and the supervisor's suit as he. finally cuffed the bloodied boyfriend. Cops are called, and the guy gets taken. away before getting inspected by medics. The moral of the story is, if you want.

to cheat on your wife with someone else. in a hotel room, do your business in the. smaller, uglier room, and not the large, expensive suite you share with your. family. Family man catches enibriated boyfriend. in crap-stained bed, kicks the. boyfriend's half-naked ass, who then. proceeds to get his half-naked ass. kicked again by the security supervisor. Oh my gosh. >> [laughter]. >> That was a lot to unwrap, dude. >> And imagine, you got to stay in that. room afterwards. No, but could you. imagine being the wife No. and having to. learn about that like in that way with.

your kids? With your kids, man. Like Men. are disgusting sometimes. Like you. didn't think this out that you were. going to, you know, walk into this room, and this man is. going I mean, nobody ever thinks that. they're going to walk into somebody. [ __ ] in a bed, but And then why do. you beat the boyfriend up? That was my. question. >> That's your problem for letting him in. there. He got beat up twice? Well, he tried to tackle security. I. mean, he [ __ ] in the bed though. Yeah, I. would beat him up if they [ __ ] in my. bed. Yeah. How drunk do you got to be?

Like that's not attractive. If you get a. If you get so drunk that you [ __ ]. [ __ ] somewhere, you need to not be allowed to drink. Mm. When you start losing bodily functions, that's your cue to be like, I might need to have a little talk with. God, you know? Like. that's where it comes to an end for me. Yeah. We have a Bob reveal, you guys. We. got a picture from Bob. Bobarino.

And is he wants to come out here, right, to get on the show? >> me last night and said, "Hey, it's Bob. You want me to have me on the podcast. tomorrow? I've been thinking about you. Best friend Bob, Bob out.". But did we get more of his story? Like. can we talk about it? I talked with to. him a little bit when he texted me. He's. in a group home, and group home meaning. for someone who has disabilities and. needs that additional help. He can't. live on his own. He's actually and I. asked him how long he's been there. He's. been there since 1982.

That's insane with no family? >> And I asked him about family and his. response was, "I'm 77. I have some. friends.". I want to cry. We're his friends. I told him he's my. best friend. Bob, we're adopting you. Yeah. I don't have a grandpa. Do we. bring. >> have any family. We do we bring Bob to. Nashville? Please. Dude, should we take. Bob on Broadway? Let's take him out. Bob. on Broadway. A vlog, I smell IT COOKING. WAIT.

>> [laughter]. >> LET'S DO IT. THAT'S WHAT BOB IS SHORT. FOR. BOB ON BROADWAY. Bob on Broadway. Oh my gosh. We have to find out if he. can travel. We need to find out like. what his diagnosis really is cuz I would. hate to have Bob come out here and get. too excited or something. Like, you. know, like let's Here's the picture of. Bob. Let me tell you something. Those. freaking sunglasses are everything. His. lips, obsessed. I know. His skin, his.

skin is so. flawless, dude. Cherry lips, obsessed. I. thought he had lipstick on at first. Bowl of cherries. His lips are bowl of. cherries. >> Bowl of cherries. I literally thought he. had lipstick on when I first saw the. picture. >> Yeah, he sent us another voicemail. He called later on. Did he watch the episode? Oh, yeah. Big. fan. >> loves you, Bob. He sent a voicemail. Hey, it's Bob. When am I When am I getting on the. podcast?

Bob out. >> [laughter]. >> Poor Bob. He said he sounded like he had. a hard day that day. Yeah, she said he. sounded sad. I just love Bob. Or maybe we can go. visit Bob. If Bob can't come out here, maybe we can go to Bob. And it turns out. he lives in the city that my. grandparents were in before they passed. Aw. I will I always say I will not step foot. in Oregon because you're allowed to. smoke fentanyl out in the open and. heroin and all that stuff, but I will I.

know it's gorgeous. >> We'd go there for Bob? I will brave it. for Bob if we fly in. Brave it for Bob. Yeah. We have full-on. Bob out merch when we show up. Yeah, Bob. out. Bob out. We need a We need to make. him a Build-A-Bear, too, that has Bob. out a sand Bob out in it. That'd be so cool. That would be great. Does anybody want to cry? Yeah. Yeah, a. little bit. Kind of wanted to tear up. All right, tell us about this cult. Oh. Guys, I went up for an anniversary trip. and.

>> [laughter]. >> That was a hard right turn. Hard left. Listen, I like to keep [ __ ]. real. Listen, after. >> [laughter]. >> After the Craig Morgan podcast, I'm not. crying again, so I can't keep moving. I. had a hard time moving. >> the Craig Morgan podcast. Holy cow, my. freaking I couldn't I and I'm not a. crier, but I bawled. The look on your. face. I saw your lip kind of. I can't talk about it. All right, cult. Cult. I went to and I this might be me. starting rumors. Guys, I actually have. no idea. I just felt it was very culty.

I went to Monteagle and when we ate at. High Point, we had I mean the best time. ever. If you've never been to High. Point, you said you've gone, right? You. and Jay have gone. Um. It's delicious. I had the best waitress. ever. Shout out to her because she loves. all of us. She listens to us back and. forth on her commute and is the best. So. she tells us to go over to the Monteagle. Assembly. So she told us all the history. of Monteagle and she says that the the.

college there is owned by the church. There is also a house of nuns up there. It's great, right? She tells me to go. over to the Monteagle Assembly. I didn't. know what that was. We drive into this. and when I immediately say like I was. like, "Oh, look at this beautiful house. over here." It looks like a cottage, like your dream home, right? It's got. the like the embellishments on the front. porches and everything. They've got. guards, like these like wooden gates and. stuff to go through. And we start. driving in not knowing what to expect.

and these houses are so beautiful, but. they all have plaques. They're numbered. There's not a soul in sight. And we. start driving. It's like one-way roads. and so we're kind of getting lost in. this neighborhood. There's like 70. houses in this gated neighborhood and. they have a chain-link fence around the. whole neighborhood. And I still have yet. to see a person or a car. And Jason and I were like, "Okay, this. is getting weird." It literally this. whole town looks like everyone just. stood up and walked out and never came. back. There's like little bicycles just. on like the path that are just sitting.

there and like there's leaves everywhere. cuz it's fall time, but like the leaves. No, it's like I mean it's fall time. It's like all the leaves were all over. the front porches. They hadn't been. swept. And and there was no cars at the. houses. And these houses are clearly lived in. There wasn't a single light on in this. entire. facility and like we went to like a mess. hall and it's like there's no one there. There's the pool area, no one's there. And there's just golf carts every so. often. No cars or nothing. And Jason and. I started like kind of getting freaked.

out. We're like, "What the hell is this thing?" Right? So. I go and I look it up online because I. was like I have to know more. What like. what is it? And apparently it is. part of the church. Some one of these religious. facilities where people go to learn. Sunday school. That's how it started. They were Sunday school teachers that. came from all over the United States to. learn this belief. And it's a certain.

kind of name. I started getting weirded out cuz I was. like, "Wait, why isn't anyone here. though?" There's no one there. But it. looks like as if this community should. be there. And so I looked them up online. and it's like, "Our mission is. the Sunday School Assembly is to be. welcoming community of Christian faith. where people can gather and engage in. spiritual growth, renewal, lifelong. inquiry and learning, recreational and. cultural enrichment while being good. to our natural resources and our. assembly heritage." And I was like,

"Okay, cool." So then I start looking. into it more. and it's very pressed to you must. continue on the faith that they have. instilled within this area and some of. these homes are like sixth generation. homes. that have stayed in the family, but you. cannot live here unless you like commit. to the belief of pushing out this. education. type thing. That's crazy. And I took. videos. >> But you just got on it like no problem?

I don't know if I was supposed to. because there was gates, but there were. service workers, so the gates were like. open and they were working right there, so we just drove through. Oh, [laughter]. got you. So afterwards Jason and I said, "We don't know if we were actually. supposed to be here. or not because we just through the. gate." And when we left, there was three. guys standing out there with their hands. on their hips and they just looked at us. as we went by and I was like, "I don't know if we were supposed to be. here." So if someone knows actually what. this is cuz I really tried to look into. it. Why are all the homes numbered and.

named? Like one of them was like called. Southern Comfort. And then like one was. like The Round Top. And they all had numbers. >> It probably might be Jehovah's Witnesses. or something. >> You think so? I don't know. Maybe. they're not allowed to have cars either, like. >> Yeah. Like maybe it's like a. golf cart only kind of thing. Yeah, we. almost got to the end and I was like, "I. feel like we went the wrong way." And it. said, "Park at your own risk.". Jeez. And so we like turned around and like. left. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't.

know. Sounds crazy to me. I don't know. anything about it, so I can't tell you. >> more. That wasn't me starting rumors. I. would just like to know whether it's a. cult or not. >> You would like to learn. Yes. Yeah, I. like that. Um so I'm moving on from the cults, I. guess. We are all gathered here today for the. little bit of. Let's [clears throat] just keep it real. I had an outburst online the other day. >> [laughter]. >> And uh. you know, I am not ashamed to admit it. [clears throat] and I uh.

And it came from a a place of anger and. I'm still trying to learn how to control. my anger, but I'm also not that person. anymore. Um I've changed a lot. Um. I'm Everybody in the comments guessed. who it's about and I don't even need to. say this person's name because one, she. doesn't deserve any hate and two, I love. her kids and her mother so much more. than. um. her. No, I'm just kidding. I don't mean. her, but just so much her so much more. than um who she is right now that I.

don't. want to do anything to. um. I'm trying to think of how to say this. I don't want to do anything to bring. them any harm. And I fully believe that. with a big platform comes big. responsibility. Amen. And I just. um. you know, I I posted that video because, you know, your girl is hurt. I feel very. used. I feel very taken advantage of. I'm extremely angry. I'm extremely hurt.

I have cried about this numerous times. because I just don't understand, you. know? Um but. um and one day it maybe I will talk. about it. If she keeps pushing me, I. will talk about it cuz she's, you know, doing things that she shouldn't be. doing. But, um, and if I did, it would completely. destroy her. That's the problem. >> Yeah. And I I'm not at a place in my. life where tearing down people who are. in their worst era.

is. who I am. I did it with Monica 6 years ago and I. regret ever doing that online. Um, because, you know, everybody in the. comments too was like, "It's Monica. again, isn't it?" And I just want to say. Monica. has done a 180. Yes. She is going to. therapy. She works out with me every. day. She's my husband's assistant. And. she freaking is sober 60 days. She's. killing it. She's Mo, we're so proud of.

you. [ __ ] crushing it, dude. Like, I'm so proud of her. She was the one. that I was betting on turning into this. one. Mhm. I didn't see I I did see it. coming with this one because this is a. repeated pattern of hers. This is why. she's always in and out of my life. because she's. to her core, we are not morally aligned. Yeah. >> She's and I'm using my words very choosy. here. We are not morally aligned. And I am not who I was 30 years ago. She.

is still the same person that she was 30. years ago. And there's a difference if you look at. us. of why our lives have gone in different. directions. Um, >> [clears throat]. >> I. was exchanging words with her the other. day because she did something really. [ __ ] up with somebody who has. continually hurt me. And she knows that. And the way she replied to me was. absolutely disgusting.

And so the old me. who doesn't pray and isn't trying to be. a better human. started going in and I had this long ass. text that I was going to send. >> [laughter]. >> And I sent it to the girls, right? Cuz. they were with me through this whole. situation. This has been going on for. weeks, by the way. >> Mhm. Um, and in the middle of that text message. I'm not one of these people who's like, "God spoke to me." Cuz I'm not like that. at all. You guys know that. I'm not. super religious. Very spiritual, but I. have been trying to walk with God a lot.

more. Like, to the point where I used to. have You guys have heard me talk on the. podcast so much about like having. witches do my spell work every month and. stuff like that. I literally cut all of. that off. This journey with this baby. has been. just changed my life in. more ways than one. And, um, anyways, I'm writing this text message. to her and I'm about to just read her to. filth. And I heard, "Stop. I'm going to handle her." It was so loud.

in my head that it. kind of scared me. I was like, "If that. wasn't God, I don't know what was. I'm. hearing voices, you know?". So, I just hit her with the X. And then. the next morning I woke up. I know. And. then the next morning I woke up and I. really poured my heart out to her and. told explained to her, you know, like, "This is what you have done and this has. hurt me beyond what you could ever. imagine." And the way that she keeps. replying to me just lets me know that. she doesn't have the emotional. intelligence to meet me where I'm at.

Um, and. I was fully prepared to come here today. and lay it all out. And then I kept thinking about it and I. was just like, "If I tell people what. she's done, she'll never be able to show her face. online again." Yeah. And that's not what. I want, you know? And it I don't. I don't I'm not even just because I'm. hurt doesn't mean I need to hurt her. back.

And. I think that. hopefully one day she'll be able to look. back and be like, "Damn, she was a. [ __ ] good ass friend to me." And you. guys know I am not a victim mentality. I. will take accountability for anything. that I do. I'm the first person to be. like, "Yeah, I I shouldn't have done. that.". There's none of that in this. And you. guys know the whole story also. Yeah. >> You know. She tried to blame it on you guys. Wild. [laughter]. Which is crazy, but I wish I could tell.

I wish I could tell you guys, um, everything, but. this lady. wrote me a. comment last night on my post and. what's crazy is this entire time that. this has been going on for the past few. weeks, I've been praying cuz I've been. so angry and I've been so hurt. I've. been like, "God, please soften my heart. Please make me look at this from her. perspective and understand where she's. coming from. I don't want to be this. angry. I don't want to think about this.

and like want to fight people because I. feel so taken advantage of and so used.". And I mean, I was I've been mad for. weeks. I'm talking like weeks like if I. talked about it, I was very emotional. because I was so upset about it. And. literally. now that this is all going on and I. could have brought it to the table, my. heart is softer than ever. And it's like it took weeks for God to. let me feel all of those emotions and. then right when I could have put her on. blast, I was like, "You know what?

I'm doing I'm doing so good. >> I'm doing so good in life. >> Yep. I had so many phone calls yesterday. that are. so amazing and like God is really. blessing me and I'm telling you guys. like. when I took that jump off OnlyFans. it was the scariest thing I'd ever done. because that was a huge chunk of my. money that had always funded my. [clears throat]. Dumbblonde Productions, our Dumbblonde. Productions. And when I did that, God. blessed me tenfold.

When I got off of Patreon, it was the. scariest thing I've done because I was. behind that paywall for 6 years and made. millions of dollars. And to leave. something like that in your comfort zone. is scary. And God has already blessed us in so. many ways since I made that. And I just. feel like this is another thing where. God's just going to be like, "Let me. handle it." Because I know, and this is. not coming from a place of ego, that. anybody that has ever hurt me or my. family has never prospered after I took.

my energy away from them. >> Mhm. So, this lady wrote this comment and. um, it was just confirmation that I, you. know, need to take the high road and. uh, remember that I'm not the same. person that I used to be. And she was so cool about it and I. really wish that people who are. religious could take a a page from this. lady's book of how she approached me.

because it really made me think also. I. was like, "You know what? You right." She said, "Bunny, God is. changing you, anointing you, and. elevating you. Through the process, the. old is gone and the new is to come. God. also commands us to obey his word and to. allow justification and vengeance from. him. Don't pay evil for evil. Don't. gossip and slander. Pray about it and. let it go. He's sharpening you and. strengthening you and in this process, what once was is no longer. Everyone.

cannot go where you're going. Thank him. for the clarity and the insight and let. it be. He will protect you and will. always avenge you. Don't bother with. airing out the laundry, my girl. Prayer. is your way.". And I said, "Okay, just one last time.". >> [laughter]. >> Cuz I was like, I was I was dead set. I'm coming in guns a blazing today. And she said, "I'll I'll pray for you. Don't block your blessings. You will. heap burning coals over the their heads. when you give it to God.". Wow. >> like, if God I feel like God has.

literally. this entire situation just been like, "I'm testing you. Give it to me. Trust me. If you really want to me to. use you and like start changing your. life." Like, I still cuss. I'm not. perfect. I don't know what I'm doing. I. barely even know like a lot I know a lot. of the Bible, but I couldn't quote you. scriptures or anything like that. Like, I'm a baby Christian starting all over. again even though I grew up in the. Pentecostal church. So, saying that much. I'm just giving it to God. I'm letting.

him handle it. And I don't want to be. that person. And the first thing the. first thing to not be coming to not. going back to the old me is to just. continue being the new me. And I genuinely. just pray for her and hope that she can. realize that everything she's doing in. life has not led her. down a great path. Mhm. There's a reason. a lot. This is a lot of emotion, guys.

Oh God. [laughter]. I don't know why. I'm not trying to make. you guys cry, but it's real. >> Yeah, no, I'm I'm proud of you like. more than you realize. Like, this right. now, I'm like. >> Wow. Yeah. Really taken back. Yeah. I. love you. And I cried about I've cried. about it. I'm hurt. Mhm. Like, she [ __ ] up so bad that I will. probably Remember when Monica hurt me? Yes. >> And I didn't talk to Monica for 5 years. >> time. And Monica literally lived the. worst life that she's ever lived the day. that she left me. >> Mhm.

It took Monica literally calling me. and saying, "Bunny, I'm not going to. live. I need help.". And I was just like, and remember even. her coming here, I was just like, "Monica, I love you. I don't trust you. and I don't believe that you really want. to change." And Monica actually came. here and she got fired because she went. on a bender and drank for like 3 or 4. days straight while I was in New York. I. was having to deal with it and I fired. her. And Monica came to my house even. though I was like, "No, I don't want to.

talk to you." She came to my house. She. said she looked me in my eyes. She said, "Bunny, I want to change. I'm going to. change." And from that day on, she has. changed. >> Yeah. Every time she comes to you, it's. another huge hurdle. Yeah. It's like I. it's a turning point every single time. for her and I'm so proud of her. Yeah, I'm proud of Mama, too. I'm proud of us. And we've just come so far and my brand. isn't about bashing people. I want to. uplift people and I want to uplift her. She needs it. So, if you instead Please, nobody go to her page and send her any. hate. Um.

you know, if anything, say a prayer for. her. That'll make me happy. And I just. want to continue living my blessed life. to the fullest and, you know, who's with. me is with me and who isn't isn't. And I. thank God that he's showing me, you know, that now. So. Yeah. Let go and let God. Live and. let God. >> [laughter]. >> That was a That was a. Guns N' Roses song that I made a little. bit spiritual. But, yeah, and I mean,

we're not all woo-woo over here and. like, "Oh my gosh, holier-than-thou.". But, it's like there comes a time in. your life where. yes, stand up for yourself. Always stand. up for yourself, but it doesn't have to. be publicly aired out. And my platform. is huge. I realized that after I did. that video that people are just waiting. for me to attack somebody so that they. can literally tear them down. And I was. just like. >> They were already tearing down in the. comments a little bit. >> me? Yeah. Yeah. [clears throat] I mean, I almost turned the comments off cuz it. doesn't make me feel good, you know? Like, that's just not who I am. Like,

I'm literally on my farm living a. peaceful life and I'm. you know, over here trying to make. babies and just, you know, just be a. different human. So. >> Yeah. You are this is a huge moment. Yeah, I think everyone is going to tune. in and you're waiting. for the tea and it's not going to be it. >> Yeah, and I'm sorry for those that are. here with the tea who are throwing. popcorn at their [ __ ] screen right. now, but, you know, trust me, she'll show herself. eventually, you know? [clears throat]. >> Well, and hopefully they learned. something cuz maybe those people needed.

to hear what just happened. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah. So, we're moving on. Moving. on, onwards and upwards, baby. Moving on. up. All right. And on that note, we got to. go stream, baby. Let's go stream. >> Let's go stream. Meet us over on Twitch, guys. Love you. Bye.