We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?! | Ask, Tell, Confess

Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, confess. [music]. Ask, tell, [music] confess. [singing]. >> Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. Look at him. He said, "All right, I'm. getting in position." [laughter]. I didn't whistle because there's a.

couple people in the comments who were. like, "I hate the whistle.". >> Everyone's fast forwarding over the. whistle and other people are getting off. to it. It's crazy. >> I know. Like. >> some people really enjoy it. >> Yeah, I don't know. Getting off to it. >> I don't enjoy it. I [ __ ] hate when. people whistle. So, I understand, but. I'm over here traumatizing people like I. traumatize myself. So, >> [laughter]. >> That's really funny. >> [sighs]. >> You guys, we're going to Jackson Hole. tomorrow. I'm so excited. >> You guys will love Wyoming. >> We're going [ __ ] white water rafting. >> Not excited. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. >> I have so much bad anxiety.

>> No, I have anxiety, too, but you want to. know why? Because anybody we ask that. has gone white water rafting, we're. like, "Oh, was it fun?" and they're all. like, "No.". >> Yeah, not a single person. >> somebody else, too. There was somebody. else who had gone. Who was it? >> Jeffrey. >> Jeffrey. Jeffrey. >> Jeffrey literally was like, "WHY? WHY?". >> [laughter]. >> SUMMER STAR was like, "You know when. Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing. something that it it's and he's already. done it, it's it sucks." So, nobody has. literally said that white water rafting.

is cool and I'm petrified. And then not. to mention, you're going through all. these [ __ ] crazy waves and literally. you have a string to hold on to. >> Would your mom say. >> inflatable boat? >> Yeah, her her mom said I could dig your. feet like under so you don't come out, but I'm like, "What if the whole thing. flips?". >> So, you don't come out. What the [ __ ]. does that mean? >> Oh. Have you Have you never watched it? Cuz. you're bouncing. >> You're bouncing. >> Like. >> why the waiver says like you have to.

sign that basically you could fly out. hit your head and die. >> Fall. out and You didn't see that part? >> It's like riding a bull. >> I didn't read the waiver. >> Oh, I read every single line cuz I was. so scared. >> The entire time? >> Yes, except you could die. Two hours? >> It's two hours long? >> Yes. >> I really didn't know. >> [laughter]. >> Haley. >> Haley, you just found out. >> [gasps]. >> Two hours on that sucker? >> Two hours is just bucking all the time? I don't believe that. There's no way.

>> Also, I have a broken neck. I can't. [ __ ] do that. >> going to be so sore from that and then. we're going to have to use the same. strength. >> to. >> white water. >> I could do I got 10 minutes. >> [laughter]. >> I wonder if they have a. >> They just like pull us out of the water. >> Wait, you know when they like don't. actually send you and they just like set. you in one spot like a mechanical bull? >> just go in circles? And Jeffrey also said. >> it depends on the day because it's sort. of like um hot air ballooning. It's like. it depends on the weather. So like had.

it rained a lot or anything, it's going. to be extra or if like. >> If the water's like calm. and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a. category six like my mom said is like. for Olympic. like type level, that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did category four. >> be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it if it's like that. the whole time. Okay? I'm just going to. tell you guys that right the [ __ ] now. >> We all get there in our wet suits and. she says, "No." And we like squeak away.

>> [laughter]. >> I KNOW IT'D be so funny. >> Yeah. >> Like dude. No. No. >> I wish they had a simulator so we could. like feel like what it would be like. prior. >> [ __ ] no. >> I could watch the people before. >> has gone white water rafting, please. leave us a [ __ ] comment. >> know cuz we do it uh like. >> Sunday. >> After yeah, this comes out, so you guys. have time. DM us. >> No, don't DM us. Leave it in the [ __ ]. comments. I need to know. >> We have to know immediately.

>> And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it. >> Have you ever gone, Jaime? >> No, I've never gone white water, no. >> Oh, okay. >> It sounds scary, though. You have to. wear a helmet in the water. >> GoPros on, too. >> Yep. >> Oh god. We're. >> Sounds like a very white activity. >> We're going to be Listen, we're going to. be vlogging this [ __ ] so Oh man. >> Oh. Okay. >> [clears throat]. >> Who's holding the camera? Cuz I'm not. >> Oh, Jason got a chest strap for me. >> [laughter]. >> Jason got a chest strap. >> So, you see his my nose the entire time?

Just my. >> was like is that a 360 camera? >> Yeah. It's like the horse where it's. just the side of a horse. >> [laughter]. >> No, I'm pretty sure Jason got that the. whole time. >> Got us a chest strap for one of us to. wear. >> Yeah. >> Good. >> Okay, well, [ __ ] We might see you next. week, we might not. >> [sighs]. >> I'm already scared. Uh, never mind. Anyway, so. >> Bro, I had the craziest thing happen to. me last night, and I have to tell you. guys. >> Okay. >> We took kids to the park, and the kids. were like, "Hey, we're like super. hungry. Let's drive into town." And we.

were coming down this main road, and I went through this intersection, and I grabbed my chest, and I was like, "I felt like we almost got T-boned.". And Jason was like, "What?" I was like, "I felt like this feeling of being. T-boned.". >> Mhm. >> And we were going to this place like cuz. we like [laughter]. >> No, that's happened to me before. I'm listening cuz I've been there. before, and I got in a car accident. >> So, we literally go cuz we were like it. was like going to be meal prep, so we. were buying these like containers of.

like meat. And so, it was a bit of a. wait for this stuff. And as we're. sitting there waiting for the meat, we. start hearing ambulances go by. I stop. >> I'm sorry, it's this [ __ ] over here, dude. >> [laughter]. >> We haven't done this in so long. here. >> Go ahead. I'm listening. Ambulances. whizzing by. >> Vlogging. We're waiting for the meat and. the ambulances and the fire trucks start. going by, but then they're stopping. somewhere very close and we pull out and. Jason turns, bro, it's a truck with a.

trailer and a car t-boned in the middle. of the intersection. There's ambulances. everywhere. There's people on stretchers. and it was the exact area I had grabbed. my chest in. >> Oh my gosh. >> It was insane. >> it. I 100% believe it. I [clears throat]. literally got in the car with my friend. Michelle, um the one that you guys have. met in Vegas. I got in the car with her. and and um literally the same thing. happened. I was like, "Dude, I keep. smelling like burnt rubber." Anytime I'm. about to get into a car accident, I.

start smelling burnt rubber. This. happened multiple times with me. And um. got into a car accident with her. There. was another time I got into an accident. in one of my old my Avalanche. Um dude, it's crazy. >> Yeah, this is like it's happened a. couple times to me. I predicted Jason's. car accident cuz I had told him to wear. his seat belt and it was the one time he. didn't wear his seat belt and then he. totaling his motorcycle, too. Someone. ran over his motorcycle and dragged it. through a parking lot one time. >> Wow. >> telling him I was like, "That motorcycle. is bad luck. Like I don't trust that. motorcycle." And thankfully he wasn't on. it when the man wrecked into it, but I.

know. >> Well, I hope whoever got in that. accident is okay. I hate that. That [ __ ]. [ __ ] scares me so much, dude. I. [ __ ] can't stand it. >> Jason just like was white as a ghost. He. goes, "I cannot believe you just. did that." You know, and but I started. doing what you do and you say things out. loud so like. it doesn't happen. >> to you, you know? And I feel like maybe. I kind of like left that in the air for. someone else to grab because I had. literally was like, "I've got my kids in. the car." And it's me like it it's my. whole family in a car and it's just my I. gave me such bad anxiety. So I told. Jason I had to say it out loud, you.

know? >> Yeah. Yeah, do that. Anytime you start. having visions, say them out loud so. they don't come true. Anytime I hold a. vision in, it's [ __ ]. >> Somehow comes Yes. Yeah. >> And then I'm like, [ __ ]. >> phone's on. >> Even all the [ __ ] that's happening right. now, visualized it for a year, you know? >> Never said it out loud. >> Never said it out loud to anybody. And. >> Insane. >> Here we are. >> I mean I've I mean with the whole I. think my theory with that cuz I've just. thought I've thought about it cuz. anytime something bad kind of happens,

like a car accident or something like. traumatic happens, I feel like there's. certain pockets. of like time where like bad things. happen. Like every time I've been in a. car accident or like something really. bad happened, I remember it being like. very specific. Like I was on Earth, but. I wasn't on Earth. It was very like. >> are you high? >> No. >> Wait, you know how like they recently. said like we jumped timelines again like. a couple weeks ago? >> Yes. >> Back to 2008 right before I I stepped I. started seeing.

TikToks about like we jumped timelines. A few days before that, I had a dream. and in my dream I jumped timelines. >> Ooh. >> I I hit a um. I think I think it was a deer, but this. happened like last time. I hit something with my car, I was. making like a left turn onto a street. Same thing happened. That vibe of like. it's silent and everything's really, really slow, but I could see everything. Very, very slow and I see this big. thing. It wasn't brown, but it was like.

a a big black thing hit the side of my. car. Went away. I blinked and it was gone. It. wasn't behind me, it was nowhere to be. found. I draw it up to like a deer hit. my. the side of my car, but. still it was I I didn't see a deer. I. didn't see anything there. Just I don't know. I just feel like I. entered a pocket of like time. It's. weird. Like you enter like a little. pocket of bad vibes. >> Yeah, that's like around Jason's. accident. I feel like it was just like a. moment in time. >> Yes. Yeah.

>> 100%. >> it. You're like, oh, that's it's bad. >> ever felt jumping timelines? >> 100% I have felt that. >> know. What is jumping timelines entail. cuz I have heard people say that, but. >> Sort of butterfly effect. >> So it's like a like you literally. shifted where you were going. Like. >> I I literally like remember it to a T, too. Like I went I was driving back home. and I was like like borderline Kentucky. and I went under an overpass. and it was like as soon as I went under. there like.

the world shifted like you know how like. slides like old slides like on a like. thing will like shift down it literally. did that in the middle of the sky. Like. the whole world just shifted down and I. started getting super dizzy and almost. had to pull over cuz I was driving. I. got so dizzy and I just like felt so. weird the rest of the drive and then. like I don't know I just felt like I was. in a different like. like something happened in the world. And I was like looking around like did. anyone else feel that? Like did anyone.

else see that? Like it felt weird. >> January when my dad on my way. [clears throat] to go to my dad's. surgery I felt it as I was driving and I. was like I'm shifting timelines right. now. And I didn't I did not predict like. what was going to happen. That was. supposed to be such like a routine. surgery for my dad and what we ended up. spending an entire week in the hospital. Like it was such a shift in timelines. It's like there's a true feeling that. you get when it's like you were on this. path and you knew what your future. looked like and like all of a sudden. it's like everything's. different.

>> It's like the future's rewriting itself. in real time. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wild. Weird. It's like every decision. you make rewrites whatever. >> Yeah. >> that it is weird. >> Maybe it's like your future self putting. you on a different timeline so you don't. go down the wrong one. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I don't know if I've ever had that. I. have visions and I have like stuff like. that and like feelings that I can feel. in my body but like I don't know if. >> Maybe cuz you're so in tune with that. >> Yeah. >> we're not as in tune with that side. Maybe that's why we You it so like.

dramatic. >> are though. You have. >> like visions, but. I will [clears throat] think about. someone or talk about someone and they. like immediately text me or message me. It happened to me literally twice today. >> Yeah. >> speaking about someone and they like. popped up in my Instagram DMs and I. haven't talked to them in a while. >> Yeah. That happens to me all the time. >> I well, like you guys know this. >> Isn't that like the red string theory or. what do they call it? Invisible string. >> Yeah. You guys know that guy that has. autism, John Whisett just passed away? When I literally the day before told.

Jason, "Hey, have you seen this guy?". Day before I said, "Have you seen this. guy on Instagram?" And Jason was like, "No, I haven't." And I was showing some. of the videos. He was like, "Oh, I have. seen him. I think he's like super, super. great human." Next day. I've never. mentioned that guy to Jason at all. >> Yeah, stuff like that happens to me a. lot. That's not like a vision, though, is it? >> Is that like. >> I think it's. >> [clears throat]. >> manifesting. I think it's a form of. manifesting, which everybody's going to. come for me for this part of the [ __ ]. podcast because they're like, "Oh, aren't you Christian?" Yes, I'm I love.

Jesus, you know, but I still believe. that you that you can have visions and. manifest things and like. >> Yeah. >> You can be extremely spiritual and still. be a Christian, so. >> But yeah, I feel like that's a form of. manifesting in some sort of way. >> It's so crazy. That that entire thing. always just trips me out. I've noticed. everyone on TikTok right now talking. about how they feel like we're back in. the timeline from 2008. And how like. outside just feels better. And I. couldn't agree more. >> The sun looks like real again. >> I've spent so much time outside every. chance I get when it's not raining. because I'm just enjoying being in the.

sun. I don't know what it is. >> Yeah. All right. Should we kick off this. [ __ ] ass talking fest? Who's going? >> Go ahead, Haley. >> Okay. >> Go ahead, Haley. You never No, Haley. never goes first. Ever. >> Ever. Okay, mine's a tell. Um. I'm a nurse and I had a guy come in. through the ER complaining of a. abdominal pain and rectal bleeding. >> God. >> [snorts]. >> Probably why they gave this to me. >> [laughter]. >> Originally thinking it was.

diverticulitis. or some kind of GI ulcer bleed, he was. admitted and underwent imaging. Ended up being that he shoved three pins. and two butter knives up there. When. confronted about this, he claimed he had. no idea those were up there and he must. have slipped and fell onto them while. getting out of the shower. Excuse me. Be. a better liar. >> Yeah, he slipped five times. It's five. >> I hate when that happens. >> [laughter]. >> I have never been so [ __ ] horny that.

I wanted to shove a butter knife up my. [ __ ]. And three pins? >> Do you think he went. >> What kind of pins? I wonder I wonder if. they were They blue or black? >> Ink pen? >> Yeah. Ballpoint? >> Ballpoint. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I wonder was it out? >> a calligraphy pen? >> Imagine every time he sat down it. clicks. >> [laughter]. >> Do you guys have a favorite pen? >> Duh. >> I I do. >> I love gel tip pens. Those are my. favorite. >> Random ones from a freaking restaurant. that I want to steal. Sometimes I do.

that. >> Those are the gel tip ones I think it. that [clears throat] you're that they. have. >> I stole the pen and it is in my purse. right now from the one that's got like a. gold. He's got a gold tip on it and it's my. favorite pen ever. >> It'd be the most random ones. I don't. think there's a specific one. It's the. most random ones you've never seen. before that write so good on a receipt. and I'm like. I'm close. Like I then I'm taking it. >> [laughter]. >> She's leaving snail trails over there. for all the [ __ ] [clears throat]. pens. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Uh someone asked our advice and would. like to know what is the best way to. clean your kitty. >> Oh, somebody asked me that, too. >> Yeah, and I think it it's our due. diligence to talk about it. >> Yeah, absolutely. So, I saw Did you guys. see Chelsea Lynn and Paige's clip about. cleaning the puss? Paige said Paige said. she only uses water and Chelsea Lynn was. like, "No, I need to [ __ ] get up in. there.". >> Chelsea Lynn's very adamant about what. she washes with. It is so funny. We've. talked about it with her before. >> How we. >> Right?

>> Chelsea was like, "No, girl, I got to. get up in there and clean it.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah, now I get it. >> And I feel like everyone's different. though because like I feel like what. works for some people might not just use. water. >> Yeah, what works for some people might. not work for others, but like you can. just kind of like all of us. >> some crazy [ __ ] on your puss, the Dr. Bronner's, right? >> No, not not down there. >> Oh, I thought you did. >> No, we did an episode where and I was like, "DUDE, THAT'S MY PUSSY.". >> I would use that sometimes. I don't use. it anymore. I used to, but now just the. gold dial soap and you can't wash in it. You wash all around it.

>> Yeah. >> Um with the gold dial soap. It's the. same thing. She put me onto the gold. dial. >> The man. >> Armpits. >> The I'd use the gold dial on the. armpits. >> Yes, for sure, but I cannot use dial on. my [ __ ] hoof. There's no [ __ ] way, dude. That [ __ ] will [ __ ] be an angry. dragon if I [ __ ] put anything like. that down there, but I do use. [ __ ] what is it called? >> hoof. That's where [laughter] I stopped. >> You said you stopped at dragon, I. stopped at hoof. >> Yeah. Well, that I'll tell you right now. what I use and it is so [ __ ] dude, it.

makes my vagina just like heaven. Um. hold on one second. >> say also it depends on your vagina. though because some people's are super. sensitive and outies and some people are. sensitive and some aren't. Like. >> we got lips. >> Yeah, I got a lip. Uh so I don't have to. worry about anything. >> or outies? >> Innies. I got lips. >> Yeah, okay. >> It's like that I can wash on top of it, nothing's going in, you know? Like Yeah. Yeah, it's like a mask. >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ]. Um I use So for my armpits, I use Dove.

baby wash. I use that one for my armpits. and then I use for my vagine. >> Oxygen mask. >> You guys are [ __ ] sick. >> It's not that big. >> Oh god. >> It's not that big. I don't know, maybe when I was fatter it. was. Never really looked down there. >> No, after losing weight mine's. It's so much different. >> Wait, hold on. When you lose weight as a. dude, you do get some. >> Oh, you get inches. >> inches.

>> It changes shape. It We don't get like. inches, you know, but like it's not as. >> Like does it get longer? >> No. It gets like I don't know what I. don't know. >> Does what get longer? >> Does it Does it start at the. >> No, as you age, your vagina starts to go. inverted and you lose things. >> like I have a. a great one. >> Yeah, no, like I don't I don't mind it. anymore. I'm like, oh, she's kind of. cute. I also can like see her. I'm like, oh, I can see you so well. I can just. literally put my leg up in the shower.

and shave. So smooth. >> Same. >> Oh, it's so nice to shave when you're. skinny, you guys. I have been missing. out. Like literally, I was like a hop. and a prayer when I was a big. Now that. I'm skinny, I'm I'm looking at her. We're eye to eye. >> [laughter]. >> Eye to eye is wild. >> Send me a damn pic next time. >> [laughter]. >> What the [ __ ]. >> Yeah, we haven't seen you since. >> Sounds hot. >> don't. >> So, what I use on my vagina is I use. Cetaphil ultra gentle baby wash. >> Oh, okay.

>> It smells so good and I'm telling you my. vagina's like. >> scared to use scent? Does it Is it have. like a scent? >> No, it's fragrance free, but it also has. like a pretty smells good though. So, it's like I love it. Yeah, cuz I was. using Johnson & Johnson and that [ __ ]. [ __ ]. vagina like shredded beef. >> It was a recall. >> They had huge Yeah, they have so many. lawsuits for kids. >> sick. It was giving me [ __ ] bladder. infections. Like it was bad, dude. So, I. switched and I've been using this for. like the past year and I just love it. She's just so soft and like.

>> I did find like this new like skin. wash. The one that you sent is. phenomenal. It smells great, but like to. leave my skin really smooth, the Aveeno. Like it's really sensitive skin though. Oh my gosh. It makes your skin so so. soft. I even got the kids version for my. kids. Like you know some soaps you can. like feel on your skin. You can't feel. this at all, but it leaves the skin so. soft. I shave with it so my legs are. like extra smooth. >> Yeah. >> I love it. >> Love. All right. Just make sure you're. not using like. fragrance down there.

>> No fragrance. >> Don't love of God. don't use Bath & Body Works body wash. >> don't like clean up in it unless you. have to. >> a yeasty beastie? >> Even on your whole body actually. >> No. I wouldn't. I couldn't. It's not. good for you. >> Well, I feel like some people think they. need to like clean up inside of it. Like. >> It's self-cleaning. >> It self-cleans. Rinse it really good. >> Definitely say when you're cleaning up. inside of it you don't you mean like. going up in the hole, right? >> Cuz I spread my lips and I also get in. there too. I don't shove it up in the. hole, but I like clean the crevice.

>> Yes. Yes. We're we're cleaning. everything around it, but. we're not going in. >> No. Unless you use vaginal estrogen, which that's a whole 'nother subject and. oh it is. >> But I I do believe there were girls out. there that thought you were supposed to. like. >> No. That's That's for like girls who. want to douche. and that's like I don't know. I don't. know. It's a different thing. >> freaking yeast infection if I did that. >> Yeah. But there are some people who you. just use water down there. >> Yeah. You got to detail the puss. >> You got to detail the puss is wild.

>> [laughter]. >> My best friend who is male and I have. been friends since we were 14. We're now. 62. We dated in high school, but drifted. apart for a few years. We loved each. other, but we're stupid and never said. anything to each other. We reconnected. after a while, but we're both married by. then. For the longest time I couldn't. figure out why his wife hated me. I mean. I was always nice to her. Turns out on. their wedding night he told her that she. should reach out to me and ask me to. show her how to give him a good [ __ ].

because she wasn't that good. I was both. shocked and flattered. First of all, that is [ __ ] up because. that's your wedding night, dude, and. your husband says that to you. Bye. >> Yeah, it's freaking enough to turn it. around. You don't have to officiate it. >> Yeah, that's crazy. You could have got. it at an old by [ __ ] 24 hours after. sunrise, you know? Like that's insane. If a man would have ever said that to. me, I'd have [ __ ] Why did you marry. me if I sucked [ __ ] giving you.

[ __ ]. >> Yeah. Oh my gosh. >> I can suck a golf ball through a garden. hose. >> One of my questions is actually actually. asking you guys any tips on giving head. >> I don't give out tips. >> Oh, cuz you're the throat goat. >> Hey, listen. Haley is. >> my fam- I'm not Nope. >> Oh, come on. >> My grandma commented and was like, "I. did watch this one.". >> Yeah, FROM LAST [laughter] WEEK. >> OH, NO. >> IT'S NOT JUST NOT EVEN my grandma, my. entire family. They messaged me about. it.

>> Oh, [ __ ]. >> Yep. >> You guys, stop [clears throat] watching. I We love you. >> Watch the other ones. >> We need Haley to come out of her shell, and she just finally started coming out. of her shell, and now she's clamming. >> That's why I didn't is because like I. know my entire freaking hometown and. family watches. >> Oh, who cares? >> [ __ ] it. If only they knew the real. >> So, I think if you're going to give a. good [ __ ] it needs to be wet. I like. to give sloppy [ __ ] No teeth. Cover. your teeth. The best practice I ever had.

was to trying to suck a dick with braces. on cuz you have to. You know, like really cover your teeth. so it doesn't shred like a cheese. grater. >> [laughter]. >> Wait, hold on. I just remembered. No, I. just remembered. I just remembered the conversation we. had at the plastic surgeon. Do you remember? She was like, "You. don't just gnaw on it sometimes?". >> Oh, so good. I love I love it. I love. >> do that. >> [laughter]. >> You've never had a girl take a dick and. just slap her face with it and just kind. of like you just You're like, "Is this.

is if you really love the dick, okay? You have to like really get into it. everyone gets that. But sometimes I take. it and like I'll put it in the back of. my teeth and I just kind of chew on it a. little bit and guys go crazy. Like they. love it. I've never had a dude tell me. no. >> Have you ever used Listerine? >> You said no on it. Like like a Snickers. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> So you take a bite out of it. Um. >> That's crazy. >> Listerine is a bit. >> Uh like patches. >> Oh, the strips? No, but I have I've done. like other stuff, you know, like ice.

Ice, you know, [ __ ] I can't think. right now, but I've I've done it all. But no, I haven't done the Listerine. strips. >> What's the worst time to do it and the. best time to do it? >> when's the worst time and when's the. best time? >> Worst and best time for what? >> A [ __ ]. >> Uh after you've drank all night and you. have your freaking cotton mouth. >> Oh, I would. have a problem. >> I got no spit. >> So here's the thing, when you're like. that, you need to choke yourself with. the dick. Literally let the dick make.

you gag and your mouth will salivate so. much that it would literally it'll cover. the dick and just all of all the juice. >> Imagine just [ __ ]. >> I can't a bunch of ESPRESSO MARTINIS. COMING [laughter]. >> [ __ ]. >> THAT'S WILD, MAN. >> NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU USE the. dick to just [ __ ] make yourself gag. and then it just instantly makes your. mouth wet. Never have a problem. >> I will say though like girls who have. really ga- bad gag reflexes and you have. a hard time with it, if you just hold on. to your thumb. I thumb just popped. It.

>> That was aggressive. >> You know, okay. >> If you clench your thumbs. and you focus on that, like even if it's. just one cuz you want to use your other. hand while you're giving head, it you. won't gag. >> So I I do this and I. >> No, no, you just one. Just like one. Like you don't have to make it super. obvious, but like if you don't want to. gag. >> Yeah, don't be in THE MIDDLE LIKE. >> [laughter]. >> BUT YEAH, IF YOU IF HAVE A REALLY BAD. gag reflex, you can just hold your thumb.

down really really tight. >> I lowkey feel like guys like when you. gag though. >> Oh, they love it. >> Yeah, but no, you know, like literally. you can spit on it. You can do all that. stuff. >> makes them feel like their dick is big. >> Yes, but there are some girls who can't. even like function while giving head. They're not all like you, Haley. >> Yeah. Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a. [ __ ] weiner. Okay? I'm. horny. >> [laughter]. >> I'm [ __ ] ovulating right now.

I'm not. I'm literally like my period's. about to start, so that's probably why, too. I get feral right before my period. Like ready to roll. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> [laughter]. >> If you guys want to be a part of. AskHalConfess, please every Sunday go or. actually any day of the week. Just go. and [ __ ] DM us ATC. Tell us exactly. your story and we will pick it.

throughout the week and read it. >> I would like to read this one only. because she took off the nails on her. thumbs to write it because she said that. she wouldn't be able to type all of this. out without with having her nails on. She said, "I took my thumbnails off just. to type this for you. My sister loves to. drink. She consistently goes through. people's things.". That. >> What? >> That she likes to drink, but she also. loves to consistently go through other. people's things. So, she scavenges. Um she'll go through other people's. perfumes, lotions, clothes, makeup, and.

their liquor. But my sister was not. having it. So, fast forward, we became. dancers together, me and my friend at. the time, maybe 6 months in, and now I'm. pregnant, working way less, but still. wanted to see my friends, went to a pool. party. She invited all of us and at the. time I couldn't drink. So, my sister, who does her normal thing, uh decided to go through and rummage. through this woman's stuff. She doesn't steal, but worse, she ends. up finding a bottle of vodka. She didn't.

steal any of her lotions or her. perfumes, but just this cheap bottle of. vodka. When the sister got home, she said, "Hey, I thought you said you. didn't have any alcohol." She said, "Yeah, the only alcohol we had was the. one with her brother's ashes. in the bottle.". So, this girl literally stole the vodka. from this lady's house, but it was a. tribute and had the ashes of her brother. in it and she drank it at the pool. >> Oh, [ __ ] dude. >> told the lady and they put the bottle.

back. >> You're a bad person. >> Was there also liquid in the bottle, too? >> Yeah, and you know, like some people. like have displays and stuff. >> I thought it was just straight ashes. I'm like, how do you. >> Hey, y'all, that's not. >> That story was very like, my sister's an. alcoholic, HERE'S AN ALCOHOLIC STORY. >> [laughter]. >> TALE OF AN ALCOHOLIC. >> EXACTLY. >> I don't want to understand why. um. Okay, so if it's alcohol, wouldn't you.

see the black ashes in there? >> I mean, yeah. But she said it was like cheap vodka, so. you know how sometimes they wrap the. whole bottle? Like you there's no way to. really know. >> Maybe it was like a dark a super dark. color vodka. >> Okay, cuz I was like, you would be able. to it would look like sand in there. >> Yeah, like what are we doing? >> Yeah, I'd [ __ ] freak out. >> ones that are like wrapped and stuff. like that, but yeah. >> All right, well. >> Imagine you drink someone's ashes. >> feel the grittiness? >> You think you get drunker? >> Can't handle. >> I mean, but like they could have just.

sprinkled some in. I'm not saying that. the whole urn was in there. >> It's not his whole body. >> Did you guys see that? Never mind. I. don't know if we can keep this in. Have. you guys seen the one where they're. dumping out the ashes? It was like a. [ __ ] ton of ashes. Like. >> [laughter]. >> how much of her was in there? >> What the [ __ ]. >> I don't think so. >> That would be me. >> You guys would just keep dumping you. like. >> Damn. [laughter]. >> No, that's my biggest fear. Already.

being dead. >> [laughter]. >> and my eyes still have a lot of. It just like it keeps going. >> What about the people who get burned and. they have like metal parts? >> Yeah. >> the metal parts and they stain. >> of them. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> to the incinerator. Like they just have. a bucket of body parts. >> Did you guys see that? >> Like if you had a hip replacement or a. knee replacement, like yeah. >> Did you guys see the one where the lady. ate her husband's ashes? She used to. like literally like. >> I think so. >> dipstick it like finger. >> It was that my. >> Yeah, my strange addiction. She ate her.

husband's ashes. She said it just. started one night and then eventually. she ate half of him. >> That's love. That's love. >> That's crazy. >> My boo don't do that. >> Well, my spouse eats. >> back. >> [laughter]. >> That's love. I'm just saying. >> All right, guys. We are on our way to. Jackson Hole. I got to go pack. Love. you. Bye-bye.