Vacation Story Nightmare | Ask, Tell, Confess

Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, confess. [music]. >> Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, [music] confess. [singing]. >> Hello friends. Welcome to another. ask, tell, confess. >> [laughter]. >> The way you chomp is wild.

>> I know. It's so. >> loud. >> It's like my teeth are wooden. >> [laughter]. >> You would think I had like wooden teeth, right? >> That's crazy. >> Speaking [clears throat] of wooden Wait, have you guys seen the trailer for the. new movie Wicker? >> No. >> You haven't? >> It's like. >> Wicker? >> Mhm. That's. >> hate wicker furniture. It pisses me off. >> Well, >> not furniture. It's this lady that like. wants a man so bad and she has a guy. like create her a man from wicker. >> Oh, my.

>> And in the UK trailer, they literally. show his dick. >> What's it look like? >> It's not bad. It was. >> The cut? >> The whole thing's like. >> Bring it up. Bring it up. >> I want to see the trailer. >> Dude, I can't [ __ ] stand wicker. furniture. >> com- The comments are crazy. Everyone's. like. I mean. >> Do I find this on YouTube or. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Damn, they got the dong on the. tube? >> Oh, on the UK trailer only though. [clears throat]. >> UK. >> comments on this are wild. >> Is the dong big? What's the comments? >> Clearly it's a little popular number one.

It's from far away. You can see it, but. of course everyone. >> The bush or no bush? >> Is it uncircumcised? >> Cuz it's in Europe, is it uncircumcised? Do we have any idea? >> It's got a friend in me. >> Is it an idea? >> But you can like there's this one part. where he's laying down and you hear like. you hear it like stretching, whatever, and everyone's like, "You know what that. is, right?". >> Getting a boner. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. it together. >> hate wicker. It pisses me off. Uh I had to grow up with wicker. furniture.

I like wicker. Wood. You would. >> Not the ads. >> Is this it? >> Yep. That's our friend. >> Oh, it's definitely not washed. >> I love him. >> Oh, it's our guy. >> Yeah. >> Is it his dong? >> Oh, no. >> Oh. >> He creates him. >> I was kind of looking forward to it if. it was his. >> Definitely an original movie. >> I [ __ ] hate wicker. God, looking at it pisses me off. >> [laughter]. >> Cuz I don't like this.

It's the part Okay, it might be right. here. There. Oh, yep. It was hanging. >> Listen. >> Okay, turn it off. >> Okay. >> Who cares? >> Oh, [laughter] hey. >> Not her banging the wicker weiner, dude. >> Yeah. Are you kidding? >> What the [ __ ] And if we get flagged if. we curse on YouTube? Like what the hell? >> Front row. >> [laughter]. >> All right. >> Imagine getting like one of the You. know, sometimes wicker breaks. >> It's probably going to be a [ __ ]. >> Imagine getting a splinter in your. vagina. [laughter].

>> I just got a visual, like a delayed. visual, dude. >> [laughter]. >> And this is probably going to be a. [ __ ] box office hit. >> Oh, for sure, bro. >> Yeah. [ __ ] only Haley would know about this. [ __ ] This is your FYP. This is your. flip, for sure. >> This is my flip. >> All right. Well, we are back, and we are. recovering. We have been in Nashville. just chilling. And you know, we got to. clear something up, guys. >> Yeah, let's clear some air up, guys. >> We got to clear something up, because. the internet is in an uproar, because. they think that I'm leaving Crunchy and. S'more.

>> How dare they? >> I would never. I have spent every day. with Crunchy and S'more since I've been. home. S'more Crunchy is so spoiled now. that he literally tried to attack me. yesterday, cuz he didn't want me to. leave. But I need you guys to understand. something. The Cali home is a vacation. home. >> Yeah. We're not moving. >> If I need to do a [ __ ] podcast run. out there, we have it, but Nashville. will always be home. This is my peace. This is like where I come to zen out and. just heal and um yeah, I could never. ever ever leave my animals. Ever.

>> I saw some girl made a video the other. day and she's like, "What about Crunch?". Like. >> Dude, when I'm gone, they they love our. new farmhand Whit so much that they. Smore goes up to him and like snuggles. with him. Smore will not even snuggle. with me. Like. >> What do we have that we don't have. there? >> [clears throat]. >> taken care of. And do you guys know how. many people have animals that travel? Like. >> Yeah. >> You guys, it's not. >> Yeah, we're going to bring them on the. plane. >> Stop putting so much pressure on your. girl. I'm just trying to live my life. Yeah, but like, you know,

you guys, just let your girl [ __ ]. live a little. >> Yeah, you're you know, just having fun. right now. So, this is your fun vacation. home when it the weather gets cuz. honestly, you guys, it's rained every. day this entire summer in Nashville. >> And when it snows out here, like. [clears throat] I like a break from the. snow. I would like to go see some. [ __ ] sunshine in the middle of. December when my depression hits, you. know? So, I've just always wanted a West. Coast house. >> And you have so many friends out there, too. It's nice to be able to just go and. get a break. >> [clears throat]. >> So many friends.

>> [laughter and gasps]. >> Pretty little baby. She said, "No. No.". >> [gasps]. >> All right. So, anyways, yeah, I'm glad. we cleared that up, guys. No. >> No moving. We're not moving. >> leaving the Crunchy, no leaving the. Smorkle, Nova and Donk. >> You've also worked so hard on your new. home. I don't think people realize this. has been like a long journey. This will. always be home. Nashville is like where. our heart is. >> house is customized to me and it's still. being [ __ ] decorated and I'm I'm.

living in a construction zone right now, but. >> It's good. I'm getting through it. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] just this year has been um. interesting to say the least. Um but. I've learned so much about myself this. year. I am so [ __ ] patient now. Like. >> You really are. >> You like sometimes you have to check my. pulse cuz I'm so relaxed about things. >> You're kicked back about everything. Nothing gets you in a tizzy. >> Patience has been a virtue for me this. year and I kind of dig it.

>> I love it. >> Yeah. I I'm just like whatever, go with. the flow. >> And everything always works out. >> Everything always works out. I've. learned that when you don't chase, you. attract and it is so real, dude. Like. >> true. >> It's so real. Like there's nothing in. the world that you can't have as long as. you don't chase it. When you chase it, you're kind of like gripping it with. like closed fists, but when you just. hold [ __ ] like this, it just like flies. into your hand like little butterflies. >> Butterflies. Little butterflies. >> I was on the back half of the property. the other day and there was three little. butterflies and it was a black and blue.

one and two blond. >> Uh-uh. >> Yeah. >> She sent a picture. >> house is. >> Yeah. >> Literally three of us together and they. were just all flying around each other. >> No, you don't ever capture a butterfly. >> To make a little house for them. >> No. They have to be free, baby. We're. free butterflies ourselves. What would. we do How do we act when we get. captured? >> happens when you're caged and locked. down, Haley? >> Yeah. >> How do we What do we do? >> We'll pet. >> I know. But we can have pets out in. nature.

>> We should grow butterflies. Can we grow. butterflies when we get. >> That would be awesome. >> Olivia did that one year. It was so much. fun. They were all monarchs. >> Yes. Oh my god. >> she let them off in the backyard and he. hung around for like two days and then. took off. >> Aw. >> You know. Let's do it. >> It's so beautiful. >> Ordering the kit. >> [laughter]. >> Let's do it. When's the [ __ ] barn going to be. built is what I want to know. >> Uh the permitting is. >> I need horses ASAP. Let's go. Let's go. >> Oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait for the. horses to be in the backyard. Um but we. did get uh. a new home for our chickens and they're.

living their best little life right now. And did you see her post them? >> No. >> Oh my gosh. They're living their best. little life out at Marissa's house right. now. >> Is she the one that took the pigs, too? >> No. >> Oh, okay. >> No, no, Mercy's uh what's what's it. called? Songwriters, yeah. They They ended up taking them and. they She keeps sending me like. screenshots from their farm group chat. and they're like, "We named this one um. Sally.". >> Ali Jessie Raphael? >> Yeah, that's one of the chickens' names. >> I [laughter] love that. That is so. [ __ ] funny. >> "This one's so friendly." I was like, "I.

know, it's a sweet little baby. They're. in good hands.". >> So, they literally are so excited. >> I know, that's why we're not bringing. them. >> [ __ ] hate them. That was the one. stipulation when I they I was like, "Listen, man, if we're going to. cohabitate together, you can't be the. crazy bird lady." I was like, "I cannot. [ __ ] handle bird [ __ ] everywhere.". >> 4:30 [laughter] this morning Jimmy C. started. It was rough. Yeah. >> No, I don't Are you not getting rid of. the roosters? >> We are They're going to different. families. We had so many roosters they. couldn't all go to one farm cuz they. already had roosters. So, like these. roosters are going to them, these. roosters are going to them.

Yeah. >> All right. >> Can I bring my turkey? >> Just one [ __ ] turkey on the property? >> He's in the back. >> [laughter]. >> Isn't he going to be lonely, though? >> Like. >> I'll hang with him. Won't be lonely. long. >> I know. If he's lonely, I know. Um yeah, I guess. I feel like we need a girlfriend for him. or something, dude. >> I don't know. He like he's attached to. people. He's not attached to other birds. cuz he's been alone after we lost. Roseanne. So, he just kind of hangs out. >> All right. >> Yeah, he loves He loves cows. He loves.

donkeys. >> I'm down for a turkey. A lone turkey. >> Uh, never mind. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to have to figure it out. Uh, Honey tried to mount someone the other. day. >> What? >> She's a girl, though. >> Yeah, and she's little. >> She's tiny. She's a lap donkey. >> You're literally [laughter] you. You're. Miss Honey. Look at that face. That's crazy. Where did she That's a. learned behavior. >> I don't know. I have no idea where it. came from. >> What was she. >> Where'd she learn that from?

>> Not on our farm. >> Yeah, you guys [ __ ] in the woods and. [ __ ]. >> I can't. >> Oh, you just [ __ ] our woods. >> There's no neighbors back there. >> Did he come on a tree? >> [laughter]. >> Came in me. >> Oh. >> Wowza. Are we trying for another baby? >> [ __ ] no, that factory is shut down, guys. >> Girl. >> No, my baby fever is going to come out. with you. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> With my little nugget. >> Oh my goodness. All right, so let's talk. about the What did we pick today for the. subject? Cuz I We have been. You guys, listen. I don't know if it's. like Ask How Can I Fast is just picking.

up or whatever on YouTube, but. >> It's crazy. >> so many people have sent in stories and. it's just it's crazy. We might have to. do a part two cuz there's so many of. them, but. >> Yeah. We were talking about vacation. homes cuz we're so excited about our. vacation home in LA and we figured we. want to hear your craziest vacations. >> Craziest vacation, I got worst. vacations, so. >> Oh, I love it. I can't wait. I got some. pretty gnarly vacations, so. >> of mine were good. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, who wants to hear about a good. vacation? Nobody. I don't. >> I want to hear crazy. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter]. >> Exactly.

>> Like. >> Who cares that you had a good [ __ ]. vacation? >> [laughter]. >> All right, let's kick this You you kick. it off. >> Oh, [ __ ] Put me on the spot right. there. All right, hold on. Let me. >> Let me get my bifocals. >> Hold on, let me get my bifocals on. Paige VanZant, the fighter. I love her. to death. [ __ ] so hot. You guys go. check out her OnlyFans. She's [ __ ]. amazing. Um she wrote in and she said, "Went to. Alaska on Christmas Eve, drank too much. champagne. in the hot tub. Woke up alone on the.

couch with a broken foot and [ __ ] on the. table. Not sure whose, but I was alone. downstairs. So, went the rest of the trip in Alaska on. crutches in the snow, ate [ __ ] like 10. times. I waited about 6 months before I. told my family about the table [ __ ]. I spent all day Christmas Day in the ER. getting a cast put on.". >> [laughter]. >> Bro, what? Why do people [ __ ] on things when they. get drunk? >> That's insane. >> Me, either. >> I wish I could have that blackout.

>> Bro, I wish I could [ __ ] that easy. I. have to like concentrate, you know, and. like wiggle around to get stuff out. There's. >> You probably get that checked. >> [laughter]. >> I just did with you. I have the most. beautiful butt hole ever. >> You look great. >> Yeah, they on the inside my butt hole is. great. Um. yeah, so. shout out page. Everybody's [ __ ] when they're. [ __ ] drunk. I just don't I don't get. it, dude. >> Was it the coffee table, you think? Or. was it like. >> a pool table, right? She [ __ ] on the. pool table. >> If it's a pool that you can't scrub that.

out. That's going to be there for. [laughter] a second. >> That is in the fabric. >> And but here's the thing, you can this. is going to be so graphic, but. [laughter] you can't poop without. peeing. Or it's wet. >> Do you think if it was a pool table, do. you think she did it try to get it in. the hole? >> That's a. really hard. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I just thought of that. >> Oh my god. >> Bleep bleep this name, Jason. Said when we accidentally left him at. he pooped in the [laughter] hole of one. of the golf courses on the way back.

>> Cuz he had to [ __ ] so bad and it was. such A LONG WALK. [laughter]. >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. >> ME THAT EARLIER. >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> Oh my god. >> HE TOLD ME THAT. THIS last trip. >> That's crazy. I didn't know that. >> Bro, I'm [ __ ] saying something to him. when I see him. That is. so. Hold on, how do you That those holes are. small. >> Yeah, had to be really good aim. >> Bro, he hovered. He [laughter] let out.

>> Yeah. >> He literally He's [ __ ] hovered, dude. >> Do you think he was holding onto the. pole? >> Stop. >> You have to take the pole [laughter]. out. You got to take the pole out, I. think, to go in. >> OKAY, BUT HOLD ON. THINK ABOUT THE. PERSON who hits a ball in one of those. >> [laughter]. >> It just sticks. >> [clears throat]. >> You go to reach for the ball and there's. literally just a log a log right there.

And you know. >> long ago either. >> And he eats pretty healthy. So there's. definitely corn [clears throat] or. broccoli in there, too. Like. >> [laughter]. >> He's a nice color. >> Yeah, he got some weight. >> Oh my god, dude. >> That's what he told me and Jason the. story, so I know it's true. >> That's [ __ ] funny. >> Yeah. >> That is so [ __ ] funny, dude. >> Delete that name in uh Blair and. >> I love that people get so. um. comfortable with us that they just. divulge information. >> I love it. I love to get people very.

vulnerable and let them just tell me the. wildest [ __ ] is making. >> And then air it out. >> And then air it out, YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> WE DON'T EVEN BLACKMAIL PEOPLE BECAUSE. WE DON'T care to blackmail them. We just. want the information to share with all. of you guys at home. >> 100%. Someone the other day was like, "I. can't tell you that piece of information. cuz I feel like you, Haley, and Bunny. will talk about it on the podcast." I. said, "I would never." In my head I was. like, "Go ahead and tell me.". >> Already texted us in the group chat. >> Guys, we got info. >> Oh, don't ever come to us and and tell. one of us to keep a secret cuz the whole. [ __ ] coven knows. There's no way. >> It is in the group chat immediately.

>> Absolutely [ __ ] right. >> all photos. We share. >> Yeah. >> Right away men are scared. >> each other with the photos. [laughter]. Last night. >> Oh, NO. WE DON'T BLACKMAIL IT OH, THAT. >> [laughter]. >> SHE'S ABOUT TO SAY NO. >> WE MAKE IT EACH other's contact [ __ ]. pictures. >> Bro, hold [laughter] on. Let me Let me. share this voice note from Bunny last. night. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> heard you laugh this. >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ] hard, bro. >> Bro, we were crying. >> This was my favorite Let me just tell.

you I blackmailed her and I ended up. with. >> [laughter]. >> I [ __ ] hate you. >> [laughter]. >> Dude. I said something about. >> And she sent me this like cute. >> Yeah. >> Right? From that. >> Oh, he's so hot. >> that. >> I was like she I was like, "No, be sweet. to him." And then. >> Oh, wait. From other. >> And then she was like, "Yes." I was. like, "I said other." Yeah, I was like, "No, be sweet to him." And she was like,

"Boom." And just [ __ ] poked my eye. out. I was like, "Bro." It was. [laughter] so [ __ ] funny. >> Also, like my kids are like in the bed. and I'm like holding my phone like this. I'm [laughter] trying to text you. >> Bro, all I know is I got a video this. week that. >> [clears throat]. >> She said, "I fell out of my bed.". >> I I mean, okay, it was one of those. videos where you literally. press play, don't know. don't know what to expect, and then it.

it happens, and you're just like, >> [gasps]. >> Like, it literally took my. breath away. Like, it was. >> How do you look away from that? >> Yeah, I didn't. I didn't look away. I. measured every inch with my eyeballs, okay? It was Yeah. >> The tremble in your voice right now. >> Bro, I'm scared. Like, that's. >> show Jaime. >> Yeah. It's like a old edition network. remote, not like the new ones where. they're like. >> That's crazy. [laughter]. That's. crazy. Bro, I don't even know what I did.

I don't know. I don't know. >> When I called her yesterday? >> Oh god. Yeah. >> You showed. >> We were cr- Oh, yeah. I I HAVE HER ON. >> WHAT [laughter] DID she say? >> Just bleep Just bleep her name. I have. her cracking up all the [ __ ] time, dude. She is literally like, it's the. funniest. >> She said, "I've never been. >> She said, "I've never been blessed with. one of those. >> [laughter]. >> One of those has never found me." I was. like, "Me either, sister, until [ __ ]. 2 years ago.". >> [laughter]. >> That was so funny.

>> No, it was crazy. Um yeah. So, anyways, you got a story for us? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's We're all hot and bothered. over here. >> Yeah, I know. It's a little Why Why is. it so hot in here right now? >> I'm glad I watched Twitter. >> I'm glad I watched Twitter. >> Uh. >> Yeah, it's like. >> Yeah, we ruined everyone's algorithm. with that. >> Yeah. >> This one's short and sweet. It said, "This person got married in Turkey. randomly, and I don't even know where my. marriage certificate is.". I need more information on this. How do. you just go to Turkey and marry someone? Also, is that legal?

>> Um I Don't you have to go through like. customs and get a green card and all. that [ __ ]. >> know about that. >> Yeah, I need to know, too. I don't believe that. I feel like there. was a lot of planning that went into. that. >> Hm. Imagine getting married You know. what. >> Isn't there like a movie about that? Where they get like married on a. vacation? >> Uh there's a couple. There's. What Happens in Vegas with Ashton. Kutcher and Cameron Diaz. Then there's. >> That's like that guy trying to. marry him. >> Is What Happens in Vegas with Cameron.

Diaz or with um Brittany Murphy? Yeah, I thought it was Brittany Murphy. >> It was Brittany Murphy cuz I met them. whenever they were on doing the tour for. that movie. >> As. >> This is insane. >> Pretty sure She's taking a selfie in the. middle. >> of the. >> Yeah, in the middle of the podcast. >> We're doing a whole photo shoot. >> Listen, I'm busy, guys. I got I got a. whole 'nother life to worry about. >> do. >> Crazy. >> Yeah, no. >> I think we should be the ones that make. me work all the time. >> Let's put these selfies in the podcast, Jason. Okay? So, I want you as it's.

happening, collapse [laughter]. the selfies onto the screen. >> Add a random sound effect to each one, too. >> Yeah, that would be great. Just a little. montage. Like ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching. >> Do you guys like when corn dogs are. crispy or soft? >> Crispy. You can't have a [ __ ] soft. corn dog. >> a [ __ ] half-soggy. dog? >> I feel like Haley would like that. >> You like soft? >> Um. I do like when they're a little crispy, but not too hard. >> I like Sonic's are great. >> Show me how you eat the the butt nugget.

of the corn dog off the stick. >> I try to see how far I can get the. stick. >> The butt nugget? Like you know the. little hard part at the end of a corn. dog? >> Mhm. Oh, no. >> you get Do you I'm Show me how How eat. it. >> I bring it up. >> [laughter]. >> I bring it up on the stick. >> what I would assume. >> Yeah, like a little chin mop. >> Just shaving your teeth on that wooden. stick? >> I [ __ ] love that [ __ ]. >> That hits my stimulation so hard. I. don't like. >> Oh, yeah. >> the. >> wooden. >> wooden stick. Imagine running your teeth. over that. >> I don't like that. >> Bro, I'll [ __ ] barf. I hate that,

too, whenever you do um Popsicle. >> Popsicles. >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ] you all right today? >> [ __ ]. >> You just made my insides hurt. >> Damn, between you and Matt, I can't. handle it. You guys are going to make me. [ __ ] puke. >> I don't like that. >> I had to send him a cute little selfie. It's cute, right? >> I'm blind. I can't see. >> I like it. >> Pretty good. >> [sighs]. >> Listen, they should have never let me in.

the streets. I [ __ ] love it here. >> Mhm. >> I love it. Love it. >> Welcome. >> She's trying to catch up. >> You've been trying to get me in the. streets forever, sister. And now, we had. so much fun together in [ __ ] Cali, dude. >> Bro. >> Girl. >> I'm still recovering. >> Oof. I'm ready. I'm ready and ready to. go. >> Okay, um nothing terrible, but when my. dad and I were in the Bahamas, he was in. the shower and I was in the other room. and I heard him have a massive orgasm. >> Uh,

hold on. >> He doesn't know I heard it, but it was. pretty scarring. >> That's [ __ ] disgusting. First off, why? Secondly, why is it that it started. off with nothing terrible, but. >> [laughter]. >> That's really terrible. >> Wait, was he whacking off or was he. [ __ ] somebody? >> If he's in the shower, he's probably. alone. >> Why are you coming that loud in the. shower by yourself? >> [laughter]. >> Like, why are you doing [screaming]. that? >> thought he was alone. And she probably. came back to like. >> I would simply pass away.

>> There's no [ __ ] way. >> I can never look at my dad again. >> No. I would call you out on it. What the. [ __ ] are you doing in there and why are. you doing it with me in the [ __ ]. house? >> have knocked on the door and BE LIKE, "STOP!". >> [laughter]. >> JUST CALM DOWN. JUST BANGING ON THE. WALL, just pissed OFF. YOU BETTER. [ __ ] KNOCK IT OFF. >> [laughter]. >> What the [ __ ] are you doing? LIKE THIS VOICE. [laughter]. >> I like that voice. I'd be so [ __ ]. THAT'S DUDE, DUDE, THAT'S a line that. you don't cross. Like nobody wants to. hear.

their. dad doing weird [ __ ]. >> Ew. >> Triggering. >> Yeah. >> Ew. >> Read my book. >> [laughter]. >> Read my book and you'll understand why. >> God, Jaime, you got one? >> I do, actually. >> Everyone really liked you on camera, Jaime. >> Yeah, they did. >> Yeah, they loved you. >> You got good one-liners. >> Thanks. >> I don't know if I'm still high from last. night, but I feel so funny today. >> [laughter]. >> You guys smile for a picture. We do the same thing. >> I did middle finger. I assumed it was to.

him. >> Which one? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I would have done peace sign if it was. the other one. Just kidding. >> Kate, nice. >> [laughter]. >> Well, I thought it was for Facebook. >> [gasps]. >> Okay, go ahead, Jaime. >> All righty. So, gave my man Sorry, gave. my man head. >> [laughter]. >> drunk in the shower in Mexico. >> Oh, I read this one. >> Nope, you'd read that one? >> Yep, go ahead. >> Passionate as hell with the water. running.

That's how she wrote it, running. >> Running. >> Must have. Must have swallowed some water and. [clears throat]. >> [laughter]. >> the next day had the runs for the next. for the rest of the trip. >> That's the worst. Mexico water will [ __ ] you up. >> Yeah. See, I I've been to Mexico a few. times and I never had a problem with the. water, never had a problem with the ice, but I literally went out there one time. and I had a rash that started right here. that went down my chest and it was so. itchy. I looked like elephant skin. I.

had to have a [ __ ] doctor come and. give me a shot in Mexico of like a. steroid shot to make the swelling go. down and disappear. >> What? >> work? Did it work though? >> Oh, like that. >> you take Mexican drugs? >> Mexican drugs are weird. >> Or. >> I learned when we were in Europe the. nasal spray. >> I straight up had a [ __ ] fever. I. haven't had a fever in god knows how. long, a hundred and something degree. fever. I mean my worst [ __ ] fear came. about while we were abroad and I have.

never had antibiotics, Tylenol, and. whatever else they [ __ ] prescribed. me. Literally, it was like within 24. hours. >> We all were We all were We all were We. all were sick, but we all were better. the next day. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that was the time I was sick in. Europe. >> She gave her the throat spray and she. nasal shot it. >> [laughter]. >> Bro. >> about that. >> She [ __ ] nasal shot it. What was. supposed to go down her throat? [laughter] She's like, "Why am I numb?". >> I said, "It's burning.". >> Yeah. >> Then did the other nose. >> No, it was bad.

>> That was so funny, dude. >> Uh dude, it was. >> None of us could read it. >> No, also we were all taking [ __ ] that. wasn't in English. We were just We were. Googling. Yeah, we were Googling like paracetamol. or something like that was Tylenol and. then like I needed a Z-Pack and they're. like, "What's a Z-Pack?" And I'm like, "I don't know, antibiotics." Like I. needed something and I had Oh, dude, it. was crazy, but yeah. Any sort of medication that is outside. of the US, top tier. >> Yeah, 100% You can go up to Mexico and. get like a street corner.

And get whatever the hell you want. >> Yeah, Viagra. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I actually went to Tijuana one time. >> [laughter]. >> Here we go. >> I actually went to Tijuana one time. I. was so drunk. I was at. this place called Cheyenne Saloon in Las. Vegas where they do like it It's a place. where like bands go and they just have. like Battle of the Bands and stuff like. that. This is back in my Xanax days, so. I was quite wild. And. we were in the parking lot. And I'm like, let's go to [ __ ].

Tijuana and see the donkey show. And so. I literally bullied [laughter] bullied. my friends. I was like, you [ __ ]. [ __ ] you don't want to go to Tijuana. I like just so [ __ ] up, right? Made my. car full of friends drive 9 hours to. Tijuana, right? 9 [ __ ] hours from. Vegas to Tijuana. >> even fun on hour three. >> Oh, I woke up sober and hungover in. Tijuana and was so mad that they brought. me to [ __ ] Tijuana that I made them I. went to the pharmacy, bought a whole.

bunch of [ __ ] blue Valiums and some. other pills from there cuz this is like. back in the day when you could get like. hydrocodone. You can go literally go to. Mexico, walk into a freaking pharmacy, buy all the pills you could possibly. want and leave. We were there for 30. minutes and I made everybody leave and. go home and drive me back home. Terrible. >> [laughter]. >> Terrible [ __ ]. >> That's the wildest. >> What? >> Terrible [ __ ] year. >> vacation story ever. >> Terrible That's the worst vacation. story. >> Terrible human I was. Yes, I mean I was. strung out on [ __ ] pills and. hungover. >> you take me to Tijuana? >> you bring me to Tijuana after I bullied.

you to bringing me to [ __ ] Tijuana, you know? Like. >> God, I could never imagine being like. that now and thank God I'm I'm freaking. sober, but man, back then pills were had. a had a hold of me. So you act like a. completely different human. >> I did. I liked the pills after the. surgery we just had a lot. >> Mhm. >> I couldn't take them. I took them for. like the day of because I was in so much. pain and then after that I was like. >> one of them. >> Ah. >> Jason goes, "You really need to chill.".

>> [laughter]. >> Said, "You're a month out. You're. [clears throat] not even. >> That's [ __ ] funny. >> I know. I went on like a crazy pill. bender and then like went and drank 10. days straight with you guys and I came. home and I was like. >> Uh. >> That's crazy. >> Relapse on THC, it's a whole thing. >> What? >> Yeah, I took edibles last night. >> Nice. >> Did you see us? We were outside. >> Yeah, won't won't be me. >> Yeah. >> I heard it. >> Poor Haley, you haven't [ __ ] eaten an. edible or smoked in years. >> Never again. Never again. >> When she had her ego death.

>> That was [laughter] crazy. >> On a plane. >> Hated it. >> No. Not only did Haley [ __ ] have an. ego death, she had to travel and work in. between that ego death. And it was like. important [ __ ] So, we were like landed, [clears throat] had to drive to [ __ ]. New York. >> Don't remember doing your makeup. Don't. remember anything from. >> Oh, dude. >> Yeah, she was literally in the corner of. an airplane just like. [ __ ] tripping. >> Hated it. >> off. Did she make me never want to. [ __ ] try weed again, dude. >> Oh, yeah. No, it was a good time. >> No, I was really happy last night. >> All right, guys. We're going to do a. part two because we didn't get to tell.

too many of you guys' stories. So, next. week we will do a lot more vacation. stories. Love you guys. See you guys. next week. Bye.