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[laughter]. [gasps]. >> That first whistle was like precom. >> a little edging. >> You guys ever been with a dude who's. like has so much precom their dick is. wet all the time? >> [laughter]. >> I I'm going to have to Yeah, I'm going. to have to say no on that one. >> That's a no for me, dog. Have you? >> All the time. >> Just like anytime they are excited, the. precom just [ __ ] shoots out of their.

dick and. >> I think so. It's like calm down. >> It's just like chill out. >> It's so gross. It's a little much. >> I hate it. I can't a little much. >> I'd like them dry. [laughter]. >> Okay. I don't like. >> I like my bones dry. >> Okay. >> I don't want it so wet that you could. jack it off with it though, you know? Like that's wet. >> Yeah, >> you get like that. >> I don't think so. >> How do you feel about that? >> Um I would say that I I wouldn't have. any comments. I've never experienced. stuff like that. So. >> you don't have precom? >> I do. Just not like that. Have.

>> you ever felt a guy's dick with precom? >> Yeah. Not a lot. >> You never jacked off a friend? [laughter]. [gasps]. >> Never. Just Just [ __ ] reached over. and gave him the old handy Jay. Everyone. does it. >> I've thought about it, but No, never. have. You have thought about it? >> Yeah, I mean I have a lot of thoughts. >> H Let me hear some of them. >> Um I figured out that there's a diff I. didn't know that chickens and hens were. like the same thing. >> No, we're talking about you dragging off.

your friends. >> Different kind of [ __ ]. >> I want to know more about this. You just. found out chickens were chickens. >> Yeah. Well, I didn't know that. Um like. when someone said hen, I thought that. was different than a chicken. >> Let's go back to the dicks. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, how often do you. think about jacking off your friends? cuz a couple people were offended that. you were defending the person um on the. podcast a couple weeks ago. >> with with the [ __ ] in the mouth. >> Oh yeah, I saw that. I just I'm not a. kink shamer. I get I don't know. It's. just uh if he's not hurting anybody, I.

wouldn't share like a cup with him. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> a cup of what? >> Like orange juice. I don't know. Like a. water bottle. I wouldn't like actively. share things with that person. Like a. vape. Um, >> oh, poop vape is wild. >> Yeah, >> but no. Yeah, people were. >> This is why you can't drink after. >> What's the difference between a vape and. a cup? Your mouth's still on it. He said. he's not doing either. >> Yeah, I'm not doing either with that. person cuz I know that he likes to do. that in his spare time. So, >> what if he didn't tell you? Like, how. many joints have you shared with your.

friends in the past? >> What if they were all [ __ ] eaters? >> What if they were poop mouths? >> I'm going to now think about that. So, >> a lot of people sharing joints again. >> Never again, actually. That's pretty. gross. Remember back in the old days. when people used to sit around in like a. smoke circle and everybody would hit the. same blind and all. >> back in the day. >> Yeah. I mean, I don't know if they still. do it. >> Oh, they for sure do. >> Oh, yeah. They. >> Yeah. Until I almost died, I was doing. it. Anyone that handed me something, I. was sh. >> We had one. [laughter]. >> I know. >> You know, very small.

>> I don't know where your mouth has been. >> Yes, you do. You always. >> feel like there's some stories that. >> Haley, you've been getting some dick. lately. >> Dick down. Yeah, you've been getting. some. Grandma don't watch anymore, so we. could talk about this. >> Revenge body for sure. She's. >> You have been getting some dick lately, so we don't know where that mouth has. been. Girl, tell everybody how you were. getting eaten out on your BALCONY. [laughter]. [laughter]. [screaming]. >> and then sent the dude home afterwards.

>> She said, "My birthday, >> you guys." Let me paint the picture, though. Haley's neighbor is right across. the way. a uh window. >> We literally I remember looking into. your neighbor's home. I know what kind. of dog they have. >> I know he's a redhead. >> They know what your vagina is. >> It was covered by his head. >> I know. But you weren't moaning in that. alleyway like a [ __ ] alley cat. [laughter]. >> But cuz it's like she's lives in like. this alleyway.

>> Imagine your neighbors being like, "Is. there cats fighting outside?". >> Honestly, like you know, you know when. you're drunk though and you like really. can't hear? Yeah. So, you [laughter]. don't know what was happening. >> Also, maybe I don't know out loud or I. don't know. >> Why did you just send him home. afterwards? >> Why did I? Cuz I don't really like him. >> How can you not watching this right now? Oh my god. >> Like, listen. If you are going to. [ __ ] No, please be honest. I love. that. If you're going to give me head. though, you're definitely sticking your. dick in because I don't feel fulfilled.

after getting head. >> You can't just get like if you're going. to eat me out, you're sticking it in. Like this is a full-time job. You're not. doing [ __ ]. >> I didn't want to participate. >> But have you been [ __ ] down by him. before? You know what it's like? >> Oh, you didn't even know what it was. like. >> I didn't want to know what it's like. >> Damn. You were just like, "Eat me out. and [ __ ]. >> It was my birthday. That was my birthday. present.". >> What else have you done on this uh. balcony? >> I don't like that. >> You don't like your butthole? >> Have you bent over on the balcony? >> I have not. I've never had sex on my. balcony. >> Oh,

>> I have performed acts though. >> Oh, so this isn't There's been a lot of. mouth usage there. two. >> And you're drinking after this [ __ ]. >> I brush my teeth. >> Don't matter. >> It doesn't matter. >> I may said don't matter. >> I drink after you. Yeah. Not [laughter]. >> Well, listen. We're just proud that one. of you that one of us is getting digged. down like that, Haley. Like, we're proud. of you. >> I wore a I wore a baseball hat to the. bar the other night and um.

lady leans over. I'm sitting at the bar and she goes, "Men or women?" [laughter] And I said, "Men or no?" At first I said, "Huh?". And she said, "Men or women?" I said, "Men." And then I paused and I said, "Sometimes women." She goes, "I can. tell.". >> I was like, "Mimi, no wonder I didn't. get hit on because they probably thought. we were a lesbian couple the whole. time." She holds my hand through every. bar because I'm nervous and I don't like. a lot of people. >> Yeah, that was Jason has really.

>> So people probably were like lesbians. Oh my gosh. You know that's why you're. getting. >> That's why you didn't get any dude that. night cuz they're like I'm not going to. fight that [ __ ] for her. >> I've already got a really bad resting. [ __ ] face. >> They're like I'm not going to. Yeah. >> And then Jason's like the third wheel. >> Jason didn't go. >> Oh, he didn't go. >> Twice now. >> How was it though? You guys went to. Losers, right? With Savannah and Justin. >> Yes. >> That was so much fun. >> That was a lot of fun. And then we ended. up at Right. >> Good live music. I requested Nickelback. A turned everyone up. That was great.

>> Great. >> I love it. Yeah. [clears throat]. >> All right. Well, who's going to kick off. this ass tell? >> We were talking about precom. I want to. go first. >> Okay. >> Oh god. >> Yeah. [sighs and gasps]. >> Can't get away from it. >> I grew up in a large city. When I was. halfway through high school, I moved to. bum [ __ ] nowhere. Weirdly enough. I was. a city kid that knew no one. I got. invited to a party. I saw the cutest guy. ever. I told one of my friends, "I'm. going to go on a date with that guy and. we are going to get married one day." I. got laughed at so hard. Well, he didn't.

want to be the guy in the school that. dated the city girl. Summer after. graduating high school, I bought us a. hotel room for a night for his birthday, and we were having a little makeout. sesh, laying in his in our underwear. I. go to take off my panties, and he comes. as he's taking off his boxers. Mind you, we weren't even dating, just a. situationship. The sex later that night, then we had sex later that night. Two. months later, he asked me to be his. girlfriend. And I have been dating for.

six years. And he recently told me that. night was the night he lost his. virginity. >> Oh, that was my next thing. I was going. to say, "Was he a virgin?". >> Yep. And let me tell you, he's the. person I am meant to be with, and I want. to have his babies. >> A Well, I love that. That's a sweet. story. >> Very sweet. >> And at least he [ __ ]. >> Was that one of yours? Yeah. >> At least he uh you know redeemed himself. and was able to he obviously put it on. her enough to keep her around for.

>> Yeah. I mean they were. >> Did you ever have anyone like that? Like. like as soon as you got naked they came. >> I did have a man want to lose his. virginity to me whenever I was a hooker. >> Did you? >> Yeah. Oh. >> yeah. Yeah. I was his first. >> Mhm. >> I told you about the one guy that I. literally k as soon as I like unzipped. his pants he came. >> Yeah. I've never had that problem guys. Yeah. I mean, I know I've had guys who. have came. I just can't remember, you. know? It's been so long. >> Imagine losing your virginity to that.

[laughter]. >> And then he kept wanting to book me. more. Like that was obsessed. >> I know. But I was like, I I had to tell. him. I was like, look, dude, >> you need to go find a good girl. [laughter]. >> You need to go find somebody who's going. to love you. >> He love falling in love with the. stripper. And then they don't talk to. you outside the bar. >> Yeah. But I was I told him the truth. >> Happened to you. Yeah. I told Wait, what? >> Do you remember it happened to me? Do. you remember when you befriended that. girl and then on the way out you were. like, "Hey girl." And she was like,

>> "Oh, [laughter]. >> Haley doesn't remember these things. >> Is this the one I got the lap dance. from?" Yes. >> Hated it. >> Hated it. Country paid for a lap dance. >> I remember. >> Yeah. And I had to go in the corner. I. said, "We can't do it in front of my. friends." And she goes, "Corner?" Okay. I'm just sitting there like, "What. perfume do you wear? It smells good.". And then I looked at her. I said, "You. don't have to do this." I said, "We can. just sit here." It was so awkward. >> It's awkward for dancers, too, though.

We don't want to just sit there. Like, I. said, "Get off. Like, you don't have to. do this.". >> Like, let us move around. >> Take the money and go. >> I used to love dancing for women. Whenever I was a stripper, I loved it. way more than men. Yeah. Way more. I. actually, you know what? I have made men. come at the strip club in their pants, dancing for them. Yes. So, I have had. that happen before, too. >> Do they tell you? >> I mean, you can normally feel it because. it gets wet. And also, a lot of the. times guys go in the strip club, they. wear like windbreers or like really thin. material pants. Those are the pros that,

you know, [laughter]. >> that you know, come in all the time. because they want to feel everything, you know. >> Wow. >> They just leave with wet spots. >> pretty much. Yep. >> Embarrassing. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. I literally if they were walking. out I'd be like I know she's like. outside the you came. [laughter]. >> I'm telling you men will find a way. >> That's crazy. >> All right. I'm next. Speaking of [ __ ]. disgusting men. [crying].

I'm getting married soon to my soulmate, but he has a cousin who I've known since. kindergarten. This cousin is very horny. all the time and he has a very horish. personality. He said he slept with at. least 12 women in the last couple of. months. He got an STD and decided to. share this information at the family. cookout a few days ago. Well, after we. all ate, I had to go pee. So, I went. inside, not my house, and caught him. squeezing pus out of the head of his.

dick and he wiped it on the toilet seat. and his pants. The end. Excuse me. If I saw somebody doing that, I would lose my [ __ ] There is no. [ __ ] way. >> I would have beat his ass with his dick. out. Like, I wouldn't even let you zip. up. I would start whooping your ass. >> That goes back to touching people's. hands and like [clears throat] letting. people. >> hands No, >> I get it. >> Never.

squeezing puss off their head. >> [ __ ] word. >> Yeah, >> that's on my list. >> Who does that? What kind of monster. would be like disgusting? And also, why. was the door open? >> Yeah, I have a lot of questions. And why. was she watching for so long to watch. him wipe it on the toilet seat and his. pants? >> And he like hear somebody come. [laughter] in. I can't. >> How do you not hear someone walk in? >> The more I visualize this, the more.

[ __ ] disgusting. >> They are comfortable, >> huh? >> They're comfortable. Unless. >> Unless she's one of the 12. >> Yeah. >> Could be. You never know. Oh, we're over. here starting rumors. Sorry. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> we just ripped away from her soulmate. Let's not put that on her. >> Yeah, my bad. >> But man, you know, >> I don't like it. >> I don't like it either. >> I want to be celibate. >> It makes me never want to sit on a. [ __ ] toilet seat ever again or touch. anybody's hand. [snorts] What did she say?

>> She said, "Yeah, right.". >> She said, "Makes me want to be. celibate." I said, "Yeah, right.". >> Haley's in her horny era. Her horniness. picked up again. >> Every time you ovulate, you are just. during ovulation. Then after those three. days, >> don't [ __ ] catch her. >> You have a breeding kink. Then you like. to you want to be bred. >> No, I don't. >> Well, subconsciously you do because. you're ovulating and that's when you get. pregnant. So your body is like, give me. your sperm. I want sperm. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I want to get filled up like a big.

[ __ ] dumpster. >> Okay. [laughter] I don't No, don't do. that. I don't want to do that. I don't. want. >> What did someone say the other day on my. comment section said, "Why be a a. hostess when you could be a Twinkie or a. ho ho?". >> Oh gosh. >> What's on the outside? Which one's What. one has the little swirl? >> Oh yeah, the hostess is on the outside. and the Twinkies filled. >> They're both [ __ ] nasty. >> What? >> They both taste like plastic. >> Swiss rolls all the way. >> Love a good Hostess cake. >> Swiss rolls are good. >> Swiss rolls.

>> Yes. >> Yeah. When I was a fat [ __ ] I love. that. Do you remember when Hostess had. those like 100 calorie packs though and. they had the strawberry little ones? Fire. >> Nope. I've been a full calorie. >> All that [ __ ] tastes like plastic to me. >> I was on South Beach diet when I was 12. Sorry. >> Oh, >> I still [laughter] eat the Hostess. >> Mom trauma. >> Dude, I remember I was on this diet as a. kid. >> and you had to take these shots of like. these detox shots and then like not eat. for 24 hours and all you could have was.

>> Who the [ __ ] is giving you this [ __ ]. >> My My mom. Susan, >> my mom was big into diets. Anything I. was in women's world, >> I understand making a kid eat healthy. You know, Bailey gets so mad at me and. hates me because I make her [ __ ] eat. healthy or tried to make her eat. healthy, but putting a child on a. [ __ ] diet shot or a diet like, you. know, >> I was on Special K diet and the um South. Beach diet. I did the [ __ ]. >> Jillian [ __ ] ab workout. >> My mom, did you have the wheel with the. handles?

>> Yep. Yep. At a shake weight. Yeah, I had. shake weight. >> I had a [ __ ] shake weight. >> And I look back and I wasn't even fat. >> I know. Same. The soup diet where you. lived off of soup. >> Anything that was in the woman's world. >> My lunches would literally be like. sugar-free Jell-O, >> cottage cheese, and like a cheese string. or something. >> Oh, that's terrible to do to a kid, man. >> Insane. I get not wanting your child to. be overweight, but I had a chubby face, >> you know? But still, that's wrong. >> I was always chubby. >> Just change their try to change their.

eating habits. It's like that starts at. home, you know? >> Yeah. It's like I'm not buying the. groceries. >> But what was crazy is we didn't My mom. never kept bad stuff in our house. So, it's so weird to me because no, like we. didn't go to daycarees or anything like. that. I didn't try white bread for. probably the first 12 years of my life. She only carried wheat in our house. Nothing was name brand. Like it was we. didn't have junk food in our house. is. very weird for me. >> to think back. Like. >> it was always. >> Did you eat like at your friend's house?

Cuz I know that we didn't have junk food. in our house, but if I went over to my. friend's house and she had [ __ ]. cookies, I'd eat the whole [ __ ]. >> I didn't really go to friends houses. We. were like we were outside like majority. of my friend time was just spent like on. the street playing with your friends and. you'd come right back to your house. And. yeah, I never went to people's houses. like that. It was very strange. Like I. always used to like my great aunt would. carry like junk food and by junk food I. just meant like um bagel bites and I. thought that was like. >> I literally thought having a bagel bite.

at my great aunt's house was like. literally the most top tier thing you. could possibly imagine cuz we never kept. stuff like that in the house. >> Remember bagel foss? >> Yeah cabbage. >> Do you remember those? What? >> Bagel [ __ ]. >> I wasn't allowed to eat that [ __ ]. >> Did you? Oh. >> no. I wasn't some Midwest [ __ ]. >> Yeah. When I was. >> we had hot pockets. >> Oh yeah. The ham and cheese ones. The. ham the pepperoni ones. >> The ham and cheese were fire. Ham and. cheese are. >> They're like so cheesy and just I've. never been a big marinara fan. Even as a. kid never I love.

>> All right, go ahead, Haley. You're next. We [snorts] got way off topic talking. about. >> Um Okay, so my boyfriend ripped his. friend's underwear off of him. >> Oh. The friend proceeded to bend over. and spread his cheeks and his crack was. fully covered in [ __ ] that resembled. peanut butter and corn. 20 years later, the guy's nickname is still no wipe. Um, so. his friend ripped his pants off of him. >> Yeah. So, can we start there?

>> Why? >> Why are we taking people's underwear. off? Why are we ripping his underwear? >> I used to stick my hand down my friend's. pants and credit card their [ __ ] and. then make them smell. You always do. that. You do that to us. I haven't. touched any of your [ __ ]. >> on the outside. >> Touch my vagina. >> Oh, you've definitely. >> not on the inside. No, I would put my. hand down their pants and wipe. >> one. Well, one time I one time I did it. to my friend. I love her and if you guys. ever meet her, you guys will love her to. death, too. But I did it to my friend. and I pulled it out and it smelled like.

a [ __ ] Big Mac. And it was so rough. And no, it didn't matter [laughter]. how much I washed my hands, the smell. was still on it. And I remember we were. on the strip eating at McDonald's when. it happened. >> Yeah. >> I don't think I like that. >> No, I didn't. I didn't like it either. So, >> did that stop you? Did it break the. habit? >> It did. >> Have you eaten a Big Mac since? >> Oh, I love Big Macs. >> Have you guys seen the new Is it. >> Have you guys seen the new Whoppers that. they have that are [ __ ] huge, >> bro? The Whoppers are back. >> Yeah. >> The BK CEO has putting his foot in this,

man. Have you guys seen this like. comeback? Shout out to the CEO of Burger King. >> They're [laughter] great. I feel like. Burger King. >> I saw it after the McDonald's CEO. wouldn't take a bite. He was like like. Squidward. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. He looked like. >> he after you heard what [ __ ]. McDonald's food is made out of. >> Fun fact. Don't. >> Sorry. Cut that out. >> Um [laughter]. >> bleep that. >> Just believe it. >> I'm about to conspiracy theorists don't.

know if this is true. The farmers who. farm the potatoes for their French fries. are forced to spray a chemical on the. potato to stop its growth at a very. certain point. So there will be no like. malfunction typed [snorts]. >> impurities in the potato itself. And. when they do spray, the farmers can't go. on their property for 24 hours because. it's so toxic. >> But it makes the perfect potato that is. then sliced to have the perfect French. fry. But I'm still eating the fries. Their food doesn't mold.

>> I've seen that where they burgers. >> Yeah. >> But then have you seen when. [clears throat] Burger King put theirs. in theirs and they molded? >> Yeah. They were like, "Oh, sorry. Ours. molds.". >> Yeah. I mean, that's what [ __ ] food's. supposed to do. >> It 100% should mold. But like, have you. guys seen where they put like our breads. that we eat under water and it doesn't. soak it up or you like cream like. >> Oh, yeah. You squeeze it and then. >> squeeze and it goes right back into. place. >> That's so crazy to me. >> Yeah. M that's what we're consuming. All.

right, who's next? >> Me. Okay, this one says, "I have a. confession." This is a very short and. sweet one, but she said, "A guy and I. used to date and I did anal afterwards. I was standing in his kitchen while he. was making us chocolate milk. I was. wearing nothing but a t-shirt. I sneezed. and I [ __ ] all over his refrigerator. Please keep me anonymous.". >> I have this one, too. >> You guys stop doubling up and sending. only send your [ __ ] to one of us because. a lot of us have been getting like. duplicates. >> Yes. Um, that is [ __ ] hilarious. And.

also, >> it was making them chocolate. >> I mean, what do you do after anal? >> What do you do after you [ __ ] on a. fridge? >> Was it Nesquick? >> I hope it was Ovaltine. [laughter] It's. my favorite. >> But seriously, like, what? >> I don't even know what that is. >> Oh my god. I got to make you some. Ovaltine. It's so good. >> My dad loves Ovaltine. >> Yeah, >> it's like old people chocolate milk. >> Yeah, it's so good. Okay. But yeah, you. get all your vitamins in it. >> Why are we [ __ ]. >> I mean, but how do you spray like that?

>> Do you think it just hadn't tightened. [clears throat] back up? >> Clean it up. >> Listen, I've had anal before and my. butthole is usually swollen and clamped. shut afterwards. So, I I need to see. what some of these girls buttholes look. like because I mean, if you're spraying. all. >> You think it was gaping? >> A rose bud? I don't know. >> Maybe [laughter]. >> a rose bud. >> Do you know what a rose bud is? >> I think you explained that to somebody. >> Google it right now. Put it on the TV. No. Okay. >> Hold on. >> [ __ ] I'm not watching it. But. >> wait. Rosebud.

>> Yeah. Rosebud Anal. Put that. Yeah. You. um. >> I think you. >> you scarred Taylor Holder with that. [laughter]. >> You showed up. >> You You for. Taylor. >> It was Taylor. >> You he said to this day, "You have. scarred him.". >> He said it in your birthday. [laughter]. >> Yeah, he did. You guys do not Google. Rosebud unless you want to be [ __ ]. grossed out. >> I just saw a guy. >> Oh, a guy.

>> He was like suspended in the air. I. DON'T KNOW. >> OH, WHAT? What exactly did you type dive. in? >> What is your [ __ ] God. >> rose. >> That goes based on your search, didn't. it? >> I went with the first one that it gave. me. >> based on. >> and it was all blurred. I was like I. don't know what I was getting. >> Unblur. [laughter]. >> That was a surprise. >> Yeah, it was. Yeah, >> surprise. shorty. >> I don't know. >> My kid was like, "I'm going to grab a. t-shirt to sleep." And I said, "Okay, dude. Tell me why my kid walked out with. a rotten.com shirt.". >> That's hilarious.

>> My closet. I said, "Olivia, don't tell. anyone you're wearing that.". >> God. [laughter]. I remember as a kid one time my cousin. brought up rotten.com and I walked by. and a girl was putting a bowling pin. inside of her. >> Oh my goodness. I think I saw that, too. All right. As I'll confess, I have an. ask. My husband is in prison for life. without parole plus 40 years. Let's just. say he deleted someone who tried to do. inappropriate things to our daughter.

The man never got to do anything. Thank. God. That man is a hero. Uh but he's. been locked up since 2014 and I have. held him down from day one. However, I. found out he's had and has girlfriends, and I want to know if it'd be if I'd be. a horrible person if I divorce him. He. never did this crap when he was home. We've been together since 2006, and I. can't stand the disrespect anymore. But. he did protect our daughter, and I'm. feeling super guilty even thinking of. divorce. What are your thoughts?

>> He can still protect your daughter, but. you have to protect yourself. >> 100%. >> Amen, sister. Yeah, >> 100%. And also it's like dude's in there. for life. Like does he get conjugal. visits or is this all just a fantasy. land where he's just. >> lose throw away your whole life? >> Exactly. You didn't delete the person he. did. >> Yeah. And it's not like you guys won't. still have a relationship if you get a. divorce, but at least you can go frolic. and have fun. >> and let him do his thing. And. >> because he clearly is doing his own.

thing. >> for sure. And the man's never coming. home. So, I mean, unless you guys can. have conjugal visits, like I was saying, what's the, you know, like I get that he. did a heroic thing and that's amazing. that he, you know, was there for your. daughter like that for you guys'. daughter, but at the same time, it's. like. >> you guys have been together since 2006. Like, >> there should be a little bit more. respect there. But I've I have heard. that men and I have to be very careful. what I say about like prison wives and. stuff like that cuz I know that it's a. very touchy subject and I don't know.

much about it. But from what I have. heard is that these men always do have. multiple girlfriends and like some sort. of like con going on on the side and. this is like just prison. Like everybody. >> I've seen that too all over Tik Tok. Yeah. >> Yeah. Like everybody in prison just. knows that this is like what they do. So. it's like if this is what you signed up. for and you want to be a part of it then. rock on. If not then make yourself. happy, dude. You guys have been you've. held him down for a long time. >> Yeah. Well, if you're having I always.

say this. If you're having to ask us, and I think you know your answer, >> you know your answer. >> Absolutely. >> Don't feel bad, though. I mean, like I. said, you're still going to be a part of. his life. You'll still probably put. money on his books. You'll still. probably be there, but you don't have to. be romantic and you don't have to worry. about getting your heart broke, you. know? >> Yeah. Cuz that's already heartbreaking. enough to find he is having girlfriends. >> And are these women going to visit him? Cuz that's. >> Don't drink after people. >> And are these women putting money on his. books and holding them down like you. are? Or is he just selling them? How do.

these women even find these men? >> That's Have you not seen that on Tik. Tok? That's a thing. You can shop them. online. >> and create relationships with them. And. like that one girl, she like literally. found him on one of the websites, created a relationship with him. He got. out. >> and now they like live together and. stuff. Like this is literally there's a. entire community of women who search out. these inmates. >> Wow. >> And create relationships. >> Yeah. My uncle uh got with a woman while. he was in in there. >> Wow. Really?

>> They're still together to this day. Yep. He got out. >> Go uncle. >> Good idea. >> Go uncle. >> Go uncle. >> All right. Who's next? >> Got a kind of long one. [clears throat]. When I was 12, my mom went on vacation. with her boyfriend and left my sister. and I at home with our grandma. My. grandma snores so loud she wears. earplugs to bed and she told us, "Don't. wake me up." The toilet was clogged and. we had no toilet paper. So, we snuck out. to go to the speedway down the road to. use the toilet. My sister and I got.

caught and ended up in juvie that night. and had to sit the whole holiday. weekend. I was young and always have. been anxious and we had cells to. ourselves, but there was a small window. with a piece of construction paper. covering it, and the JDO's would. periodically walk by and lift the paper. to check on you. I waited 2 days to poop. because I was worried they would happen. to look in while I was taking a [ __ ]. When I finally got the courage, I [ __ ]. so much I ended up clogging the toilet. I was too scared to let anyone see or to.

even ask for a plunger. I ended up using. my hand to grab pieces of toilet paper. and rearrange the turds to get it to. unclog enough to flush it down. Definitely one of the shittiest. experiences of my life. >> Well, I want to know what happened to. grandma. >> Is she just still sleeping? [laughter]. Just the grandma's not snoring and it's. using your benadrol coma. >> Well, shit's like swirling around.

>> I love a benadryil coma. >> This one will wake up 12 hours later and. be like, "Oh, >> I wake up 30 [ __ ] group text messages. and I'm like just catching up.". >> She will. It'll be like 30 in. She'll be. like 6 hours later. Hate that too. [laughter]. >> And you're like, "What?". >> Okay. What a shitty situation though. [ __ ] got you in. >> literally. [ __ ] again is just. >> yeah [ __ ] after [ __ ]. >> A lot of people picking up their their. turds. >> What would you do in that situation?

What would you do? >> I'd [ __ ] let the the place clean it. up. Like sorry, but I mean I [ __ ] had. to [ __ ] It's not like she did it on. purpose, you know? >> Yeah. >> Remember the poop knife story? >> I just try to find something to chop it. up. >> Yeah. Why wouldn't she just like take. her sandal or something and [laughter]. >> chop it up a little and then wash off. the sand? >> Isn't there anything in a cell you could. use to chop it? I don't know. That's I. feel like against the rules. >> Chop your [ __ ] in a cell. >> to have something choppable. >> True.

>> She's like, "You guys don't provide poop. knives. What is happening?" What kind of. [laughter] kind of [ __ ] jail is this? >> All right, guys. Don't touch your poop. We love you [laughter]. to stop picking your turds up out of the. toilet. Love you. See you next week. Bye.