The Silent & Smelly Fart That Ruined IT! - ATC

Ask, tell, confess. I I ask, tell, confess. [music]. Ask, tell, confess. I I ask, tell, [music] confess. [singing]. Do you have the time. to listen to me whine? >> [singing]. >> You know this. >> [laughter]. >> words. >> I know the song. I don't know the words. Haley said I don't know. >> Haley, let's talk about Wait, hold on.

Everybody welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. Woah. Haley, let's talk about your weight. loss, baby. Yeah, Haley. Everybody in. the comments is talking about your glow. up and how good you look. You got all the deeds in the comments. like, "Haley is hot." Yeah. Those are. probably the same ones saying, "What a. pig." a couple. >> [laughter]. >> months ago. >> No. We're proud of you. You've lost how. much how much weight? 72. Damn. That's a lot, baby.

>> passed me, so like you're. I plateaued though for like 4 months. I. was like within the same for 4 months, so. I'm finally over that. Yeah. >> I feel like once I hit over that, that's. when people kind of saw. Yeah. What's. the biggest change that you've felt. losing 72 lb? I can just do everything easier. Yeah. Uh not having to edit my body in photos. Yeah. Mhm. To be able to just like upload.

something from my camera roll with my. full body in it is. something I never thought I would do. Yeah. Yeah, so that's I never knew you. edited your body. Hell yeah. I mean, I do. But. >> [laughter]. >> I do and I get in trouble for it. People get mad at me for doing it. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, I I still I still a little, you. know, smooth on the face and stuff, but. like my body, no. Yeah. I don't have to. do that anymore. >> I love that. I love that. >> Yeah. I think everybody. their And if you don't edit your photo, you use filters.

>> stuff. Yeah. So, I mean. >> Yep. >> I feel bad for women who all they do is. use filters cuz I'm like, you just don't. realize how beautiful you are. I was one. of those people. >> I Yeah. >> one of those people. Like, we were all. one of those people who. >> throw a filter on once in a while like. >> Yes, and I was like like a good filter. Snapchat has a. >> But like, it's more like a smoothing. It's not so much like before, I used to. literally change my entire face. Dude, I. look back like you know how TikTok has. the flashbacks? I look like a. chipmunk. How did I think that that. looked good? Took thousands of people.

where I just my entire face was not even. my face. >> Yeah. It wasn't [laughter] even my face. My lips were completely different. structure. My cheeks were up here. Like, oh my god. >> completely different. >> on Instagram all the time. My eyebrows. would be like this. >> Same. I had that one, too. I loved that. one. Yeah, I know. I look back cuz I get. the flashbacks all the time and I'm just. like, golly, like what was I doing? Now, I literally am on there like. just waking up out of bed, don't even. care. Sometimes I feel like I have it. off on TikTok and then I'll watch a.

video back and it's like it's smoothing. me with I I literally will turn. everything off. The the little glow on. the side. >> I swear there's a small filter. Just. built in to TikTok. >> so. I believe that TikTok has a small. filter but. >> I like the I listen, I like the. smoothing filter, don't care. I'll use. it. I feel. thing. But I mean, I'll take it off if I. need to, but I don't Sometimes it can be. too much. >> It's a smoothing filter. It's not like. it changes your whole face. Exactly. Before, I had a whole new face on. Yeah, no. [clears throat] I literally It was a. mask. Yeah, I put on a mask.

>> Yes. Oh, same. >> Every time I made a video and I thought. it looked good. And people were like, you look great. Like, no, I didn't. You. It was like an antique color, too. >> Yeah. Like, what the hell? That's like. us looking back on like 2016 with like. the dog filter. Yeah, that was just. normal. Yeah. Agreed. >> Yeah. Hi Jaime, did you ever use. filters? Um no. Uh okay. >> Yeah. Okay. How do we feel about guys. using filters? Do they do that? Yes. Really? You can tell? >> Yes. Oh, I can if a guy uses a filter.

Put make their lips bigger, their. eyebrows more arched. There's a lot of. filters. I've seen guys on TikTok use the bold. glamour filter. Shut the. They they're gay guys, obviously, right? >> straight. I mean no way. Maybe. Yeah. All right, well, to each their own. Don't cancel me for that, but I would. just figure like a gay guy would you. would expect like Jeffrey Star to use a. It's glam. Like it's adding a little bit. of makeup to you.

>> No. I've seen guys full on use it no. makeup on obviously. They're like I've. seen I'm pretty sure it was a blue. collar guy. What the hell? He probably didn't know. it was on. Was it an accident? >> feeling himself. It's on every video. Yeah, no. I feel like there's some guys. that just need that. Well, I think it's. more happening more now. I think it's I. think it's called looks maxing. Is that. what it's called? Everything is maxing. Everything. I'm protein maxing right. now. Let me go back to 6 7. Yeah. [laughter]. Everything is maxing. I'm supplement. maxing. I'm.

podcast maxing right now. Like It's so. weird. It's so weird. >> one. I'm usually down with like newer. stuff. Don't like that one. No. No. Dog. maxing. You know, like. >> Chaz maxing. The Chaz maxing. Is your. birthday coming up, honey? We're. literally at prom the other day. >> [laughter]. >> But he goes, "It is like a very. important month, guys." And Bailey's. sitting there and she goes, "It's Chaz's birthday month." And Bailey. [laughter] was like, "It's mine, too.".

They have a little rivalry because she. swears [laughter] I love Chaz more than. her, but I don't. But it's it's the. funniest thing. But yeah, we got a. little prom queen, too. I'm so proud of. her. I'm so proud of her. We were we. were definitely holding our breath cuz. we didn't know, you know? So, we got the phone call and [ __ ] I think. I don't know. It was just really cool. You can tell that it like really boosted. her spirits and her confidence. Like I I. even think she was like, "Whoa, I can't. believe I [ __ ]. She was like so freaked out about it. >> She looks so pretty in green.

Her and Mads are beautiful. She look good. She look good. Now we got. to get through graduation and we're. done. We're done. >> What's What's after graduation? 18 or. 21st? 21st. Huh? Also, on her 21st birthday it's. going to be wild. Oh gosh. I'm hoping by. then she'll have calmed down cuz she's. already an old soul. The kid takes. [ __ ] naps. Oh yeah. >> the house the other day and her and Mads. I was like, "What are you guys doing?". And she's like, "Up, going to take my. nap." And I was like, "Dude, I I always.

tell them like you guys are I don't. [ __ ] naps. You're like old people, you know?" And I make fun of them all. the time and I think the biggest. controversy and I will I'll have Bailey. on the podcast to talk about this, but. was like her and her girlfriend. And. it's like they've been together for. almost a year. Yeah, you know? And I've. never seen our kid happier. So, So. different. Yeah, people are like. Somebody said somebody said to me, "You. guys call yourselves conservative. Christians but your daughter's a. lesbian." And I'm like, first of all, we've never said we're conservative.

Secondly, we I will never shame and my. husband will never shame our kid for who. she loves. >> Yeah. Love is. love. Yes. >> that he wore little rainbow shoes to the. prom. >> support. Love that. Olivia did ask me the other. day. about like what is it for guys and guys. and girls and girls. And. then I was editing prom pictures and I. said, "This is Bailey's girlfriend." She. goes, "Bailey got a girlfriend?" I said, "Yeah." She goes, "Is that who that girl.

was at dinner?". Yeah, and she [laughter] goes, "All. right." She She's like I love that. Olivia doesn't question it past that. >> Yeah, I don't think you should Love is. love. You should never teach your kids. to hate. I was going to say it's taught. Yeah, it is. It's very taught. And. that's all I'll say about it cuz it's. not my situation [clears throat]. to talk about, but I know Bailey's. itching to come on the podcast. I'm. [laughter] just waiting till she turns. 18 so I don't have to hear everybody's. she has an underage child on her podcast. and when really that kid is freaking 35, 18 going on 35. Like they you guys don't.

even realize how how freaking what an. old soul Bailey is. Um but yeah, I'm hoping by the time. she's 21 that she has gotten [ __ ] out of. her system. I feel like she had that era. a few years ago. >> She'll have it again. She'll have it. again. Yeah, we wilding out through our. teens so that when our 20s are here like. we just. nose to the grindstone like just go, you. know, like it just they was That's how I. was. I didn't go party in my 20s. I do. more partying now in my 30s I didn't.

party at all. >> did in my 20s. I partied in my teens, my. 20s, and my 30s. I partied [laughter]. all the way up to 37 and then I. completely stopped and was like. completely changed my life around. I. didn't. I I did. Yeah. Yeah. >> Also, look where I'm from. We had. bonfires. Pasture parties. Yeah. I went to a. pasture party one time. >> And people I didn't want to party with. >> [laughter]. >> Got it. Yeah. I went through college. without drinking. I was in a sorority.

and went to frat parties and didn't. drink. >> Why? I don't know. And I was like very proud of that. though. Like I was like. Now look at you. I know, now look at. you. Now look at you. >> Now we can't get you out of Goodnight. Nashville. >> Yeah. Yeah. You guys remember [laughter]. when we were driving around Murfreesboro. the other day and we were by MTSU and I. was like I got to tell you guys. something on Estel Confess about that. bar that's been torn down. I remembered. what it was. Do you guys know some guys. stuck his dick in an ATM in there and it. went like national news?

Okay. >> It was on Jimmy Kimmel. >> Was it hard? That was two different questions. >> [laughter]. >> Left and right brain right there. >> [laughter]. >> He was I don't know the details of it. I. just know that he was arrested for. sticking his dick Give it a Google. We. need details now. You can't Don't come. to the table with a freaking story like. that not have the freaking details. ATM. Murfreesboro. >> little slit. How is it going in there? I. First of all, was it hard and was he.

[ __ ] machine? Like why did this make. news? I don't know. >> It was like years. Do you remember this? >> No, but I know he has to be short cuz. that thing's low. Like it's not Did it get stuck? Is that. why he made headlines? >> Maybe he took like the skin. Okay. He got circumcised by the freaking. ATM machine. Ouch. Imagine being the next one to use it. after. Dude, how do you think I feel about. opening doors? That's why I don't like. touching buttons. I don't like using my. debit card. I don't touch cash. Like you.

cannot trust what is on anything. Everything's just coming up cuz someone. tried to steal an ATM in Murfreesboro. the other day. Did you see that? >> that one. >> Someone strapped a truck to the ATM on. the Chase Bank and tried to drive away. with it. So that's all of the. Yeah. Oh, right here. Man attempted sex. with ATM. Yep. When was this? So he was hard. 2014. Damn. >> Um and a picnic table. Oh. At a local bar according to the arrest.

record. >> hard. Wanted splinters and cash. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. What the hell? >> That's so funny. Uh yeah, he attempted. Oh, look at him. Hold on, I got his mug. shot. >> him. No. Lonnie Ronnie? Lonnie Oh, Lonnie. Charged with public intoxication. after witnesses said he exposed himself. and attempted to have sex ATM at the. Borough Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro. Wait, how Was he like a college kid or. like a old man?

>> 40 49. Oh. Oh, wait. I think I know that No, I'm. just joking. >> [laughter]. >> He said, "That's my uncle." He might. have been having [clears throat] a a. rough a rough week. You know, it could. have been. >> know about the picnic table though, like. the splinters. What are we doing? >> to know which It says entry in the ATM. >> Mr. Hudson entered the bar and walked. into walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, he pulled down his pants, underwear, and. exposing his genitals, then attempted to. have sexual intercourse with the ATM. The suspect then walked around the bar. wearing no pants while he hip thrusted.

in the air. This is very very funny. >> My kind of guy. She's [laughter] got so. excited. I wish I was there. >> They escorted him outside. Once outside, he again exposed himself and engaged in. sexual intercourse with the wooden. picnic table. What a scene to witness. though. I mean, [snorts] that dude was. having a good time. That was just a good. time gone too far. Yeah, good time gone. too far. Yeah, yeah. All right. All. right, who wants to kick this off? You. guys I got some good ones this week. >> I have some great ones too and I didn't. even ask. OH,

I LOVE IT. ASK. My DMs are full with. these. Go ahead. Okay, I got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you guys want to submit. and make it on the show, go to any one. of our Instagrams every Sunday. and just submit Ask Tell Confess ATC. before it starts and we'll answer. Mhm. Okay, so my dad passed away 9 years ago. and was cremated. He was in a pretty. well-known motorcycle club and would. party with his adult kids. Fast forward. to 2 years ago, my brother and I were.

out drinking and blowing lines. When we. went Damn. >> back to his house, we were drinking. still and decided. to mix a tiny bit of our dad's ashes in. a line and snorted it. No. We vowed. never to tell anyone until now. You snorted your dad's ashes? I think. that's kind of cool. I like it. >> [laughter]. >> Salute. I mean, I see both sides. do, too. They wanted to be closer to their.

dad. I got some of Bill's ashes. I. should sprinkle some on my rice. >> [laughter]. >> His death date's coming up. Put some in your magnesium. Just put. some in my magnesium. God, I'll go to. the hospital cuz I'll freak out. I mean, I I I can see like being I I've. been really up to where I've done some. before, so I know that they were. probably just on on a sick one and just. I have a feeling it was probably the. brother's idea. I don't know. I think it's kind of I. Listen, when you you get two [ __ ].

together, it happens. So. >> Party. Someone's asking our advice. They said that they've been seeing a guy. for about a month now and they're both. lawyers. Lawyers or voyeurs? >> Lawyers. >> Okay. They're lawyers and they work in. two different legal fields at law firms. over an hour away from each other. The. last time I saw him, he did tell me he. is considering bringing his clients to. the law firm that I have been at for 4. years and he would become a partner. at that same firm. So, he would.

essentially then become one of my. bosses. Should I end things before that. happens? I don't want to be the. associate who's sleeping with the boss, but in all fairness, I was sleeping with. him before he became my boss. I'm very. afraid to mix business with pleasure. I'm hot. That's a good one. Hayley. Yeah. [laughter]. Be happy. I think that if you end things. with him before he gets there, it's. going to make things awkward between you. guys or you're going to have like sexual. tension all the time and end up just. banging in the [ __ ]. Are you Honey? No, I'm not.

>> Uh in the in. office. But, I also see her other point is like. she doesn't, you know, but they were you. guys were dating before. >> like it should just be said to the firm. like ahead of time before that. transition happens. >> Send an email. Yeah, send an email. Per. my last email, >> they not publicly dating? Is that what. the problem is? >> seem like it's I mean it's only been a. little bit. >> be public. Yeah. >> Yeah, but then yeah. >> hire him if if they're dating. Some.

firms are like that. Like they won't let. >> business and pleasure. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's a tough one. I don't really. know how to answer that. I don't know, but I love sexual tension. I think if. >> [laughter]. >> Listen, I always say follow your heart. though. Like if you think this dude is. the one and you guys like have a chance. >> think like it would be messier to end it. too early. >> Yeah, I do too. Yeah, and I didn't hear. any other issues. Like if he was like. cheating or but this seems to be the. only issue is how you feel your how you. think you're going to feel when everyone.

else finds out. That doesn't seem like a. That is true. You're kind of playing off. of an emotion of what could happen. versus what is happening. >> We call that future tripping. There you. go. You're future tripping. So, I mean but. >> Future maxing. Yeah, future maxing. >> Um yeah, I think I say [ __ ] just go. for it and just be honest with. >> people. Mhm. Do it in the gym. Go from. there. All right, guys. We've got some good ones this week. I'm in my luteal phase.

Yeah, that's. Yeah, why are you so horny? I don't. know. You got your you got your little shiver. me timbers going on over there. Sexual tension. >> It's probably all the European. >> up. Okay, no. It's all the European. rom-coms I've watched. You watch all of. like you're the person that they. specifically make short movies for. Yes. That are like these lead up. [clears throat]. >> She bought the app to watch the end of. it. Like you know the ads that go out. and it's. >> Joseph Herschel? Yeah, you're like in your head about all.

that stuff. [sighs] She loves movies. I. mean look at the porn she watches. Okay. 80s. But then doesn't like the climax of it. >> That's the storyline. She loves the. storyline. She loves the tease. That's. what it is. Yeah, cuz she'll be talking. to a guy in the. >> She's a romance novel reader. >> Yeah. That's the type of person she is. >> Mhm. I think that's why it fails with. guys, too. Yeah. >> Cuz I'm searching for that and I don't. >> ever get that. >> They're not walking up to you like, "Hey, did you order this pizza?" Listen. Hold out for that guy who does finally.

fulfill that. >> I want to live in Europe, so I think. he's over there. He's going to leave us for Europe. I. started a [ __ ] situationship after. getting out of a bad relationship. My. friends with benefit was a dreamy 6'2". bartender I worked with at the time. He. was hot. He had confidence and a swagger. I couldn't deny. He bragged at how he. loved going down on women and promised. when I got to experience that it would. change my world.

That with the fact that he had a big. dick. I was genuinely giddy when the. time came to experience this alleged. mind-blowing experience. We're in my bed. and he starts making his way down south. He's butt ass naked, fully bricked up, and he starts his magic. I'm laying there trying to get into it. because I it wasn't quite what I was. expecting, and then it happened. He farted. One long poof. And it just kept going like nothing. happened. And he just kept going like.

nothing happened. It smelled very bad, and I didn't know what to do. I pushed. myself up and said I didn't think I. could get into this into the right mood, and he said we should chill out for a. bit. He was offended and then told me. that maybe, just maybe, I had a weird. vagina. No, bro. Maybe you should make. an effort to hold it in when you've. talked such a big game. Was he in like sniper position or. I think he was Crouching Tiger.

Crouching Tiger. Oh, yeah. That'll do. it. >> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> That'll do it. It's wild. Oh. Stop. Dude, okay, first of all, ladies, if a man tells you he can eat he cannot. >> Nope. Any dude that brags about eating the cat. and being a. a pro at it does not even can't even. find the knob, all right? They're liars.

I've Trust me, >> [laughter]. >> they're they don't know what they're. talking about. Um secondly, normally men. who have. and swagger and are super hot are just. going to be a let down. Yeah. Not one of. them is going to be a great story to. write home about unless you just leave. and never talk to him again. Other than. that, the majority of the time they are. a disappointment. Speaking from experience. So. Yeah.

[laughter]. I have one time. Oh, I'm sad. Say it. Ready. Thirsty. One time. there was this guy. We used to call him. Carlos Asada cuz he was. >> [laughter]. >> Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone. Happy. Cinco de Mayo. So fitting. All right, so we called him Carlos Asada. because he was so hot. I'm talking like, oh my god, this dude was just. unbelievably hot and uh just perfect.

body, in shape, beautiful face. And one night I finally got to take him. for a spin and we went to his house and. I had been drinking tequila and all that. stuff. Anyways, I go down on him and he. smells. so bad. So. bad to the point where I didn't even. want to have him. I just ended up. sucking him off. I get in my car to go home and all I can. smell is that smell of him and I'm. literally on the 215 with a [ __ ].

bag from Smith's, a grocery bag, projectile vomiting as I'm driving down. the freeway because he smelled so bad. Nada on the Asada. >> NADA. >> [laughter]. [screaming]. [laughter]. >> YES. NADA ON THE ASADA, BABY. I'm. telling you. >> [laughter]. >> No. It was [laughter] so bad, dude.

God, I never looked at him the same and. never for. DIDN'T DOUBLE DIP. IT WAS JUST PUTRID. It was so I don't. know. You know how some guys [ __ ] smells. really bad? Yeah, it was. It was that. She's having PTSD. flashbacks. >> that. It was that. I can't do it. If Guys, if. you don't eat right and you're just. eating [ __ ] garbage every day, your. ejaculation is going to smell so bad. Clean it up.

I'm kind of gagging a little [laughter]. bit. >> No, stop. No, I'm a little nauseous. >> [laughter]. >> So anyways, honey, we're sorry that you. experienced that. So yeah. >> All right. Yeah. How the [ __ ] do I. follow Nada Asada? [laughter]. I told you guys, I got some good ones. this week. [gasps]. Okay, okay. >> [laughter]. >> Um I don't know if this was supposed to. be an [ __ ] confess. >> Oh, [ __ ].

But I feel like I should read it. Okay. And I Googled it to confirm. Oh, gosh. Oh my god, is this the one? Okay, go. ahead. Hey. >> How do you know about it? She got the. same one. >> the same one. Oh, [ __ ] Should I read this? All right. Hey, my name's Michael. Phillips. I was recently in the news for. having the world's smallest penis. You. can Google it. Do you have any advice on. what I can do in the bedroom to make up. for my small penis? So, [clears throat] give it a Google.

Michael Phillips, a 38-year-old from. North Carolina, has garnered media. attention for having a diagnosed micro. penis measuring 0.38 inches He wrote. He. wrote me, too. Oh. Yeah, he wrote me, too. I didn't. believe him. Yeah, we I literally he she. googles it. >> 0.38 inches when erect. Damn. Okay, wait. That's. Wait, 0. 38, that's not even half an inch. So, that's like this when erect?

You could try. >> into small penis humiliation cuz there's. a fetish for that? It's a belly button. >> I don't know. Right? That's a freaking. toenail. A Tic Tac. Oof. What's the circumference on it? Is it. like a little log or. >> [laughter]. >> I didn't ask for. >> we're trying to figure out the sausage. There wasn't a uh We're trying to work. with. it. >> Yeah, the fact that you didn't send a. photo with it is very disappointing. >> kind of curious. >> up? Can we get a photo? DM him back. Yeah, hit him back and just.

say, "Hey, we're reading your thing on. the pod, but we can are you okay showing. it?" Like I mean we're not going to show. it on the podcast, but in order to like. help him and ask him if he's into small. penis humiliation. Yeah, like what turns. you on? >> Yeah, does he want something like that? And I understand he's trying to like Is. this a genuine question? Like How many. women has he been with? What can I do to. make up for it? I mean. >> Make up for it there's toys. Yeah, there's toys, fingers. >> I mean mouth. You can Be good with it.

Yeah. Like do that. >> Put in some work in learning the human. body. Like learn the person. >> there's so much I think the older you. get, too, and this is going to like age. me, but it's like there's so much more. than just sex in a relationship. I can't. agree more. If you're a good human and. you make a woman feel amazing and you. make her laugh and you are just a. sweetheart of a man, there's going to be. a woman out there who has been looking.

for you her whole life and she's not. going to care how big your dick Mhm. You. know? >> not agree more. It is all about like. literally how someone makes you feel. Yeah. And I mean there there's people. extensions now that you can get You can. get a penis extension and use it in the. bedroom or you can get one surgically. put on. Surgically? Yeah, they have. penis extensions now that you can have. surgically put on. >> on. Yeah. Yeah, I mean you could do that. too, but I it's not going to feel good. for him. For real. You know, so he wants. something that's going to feel good for. him. Chachi is very uncomfortable with. this conversation.

>> to leave. Come here. Come here, honey. >> What do I say? Hey, we're on the podcast. talking about your. >> that part. Yeah, and just be like, are. you willing to share. >> Are you willing to share so that we can. go more in depth? >> share with the class? Yeah, I mean he talked I mean it's made. headlines, obviously. >> a photo. >> it is what I want to know. Do they have a picture online? >> willing to share with us a photo? Cuz we're curious. Yes. Cuz [laughter]. we're curious. What is his name again? Michael Phelps.

Crazy name. Mhm. Why? Isn't that the guy who. >> That's the swimmer's name. >> Oh, sorry, guys. >> Glad you never mind. I was with you. It's spelled the same way. >> Yeah, I thought it was the same thing. >> Look. They're spelled the exact same way. My. husband and I left a black tie concert. dressed like we had money and manners. and I'm feeling off. Like something is brewing. We're walking.

past a church, of course, because timing. is cruel and suddenly my stomach starts. doing backflips. I'm standing there in. full glam trying to decide if I'm about. to throw up, pass away, or absolutely. destroy the sidewalk. Spoiler, it was not throw up. There was no time, no dignity, no backup. plan. I just looked at my husband who is. already sensing danger and in one swift. catastrophic decision, I hiked my dress. up and accepted my fate on that curb.

next to the house of God. This man watched frozen in pure horror. as I unleashed something that can only. be described as biblical. And it didn't. stop. At one point I realized [snorts] I. had created a situation so severe that I. physically had to scoot forward to avoid. making contact with my own consequences. Dressed to the nines outside of church, my husband reconsidering everything. Anyway, if anyone asks, the concert was. lovely.

Forgot there was a concert. >> [laughter]. >> Which concert was it? Yeah, was it. Coldplay? Imagine [ __ ] at a Coldplay. >> God I was about to say Coldplay. >> [laughter]. >> It sounds like it would happen before a. Coldplay concert. Did Did she have the. glizzys? That sucks. >> on a church. >> Listen, at least she he's still your. husband. Yeah, that man loves you. >> Talking about making a girl feel good. I'm sure he didn't make her feel weird. afterwards. That man loves you. That's. how I If I [ __ ] on my husband, he would. 100% be completely fine. He would never. look at me different. I've seen my.

husband [ __ ] side of the road and wipe. his ass with a t-shirt. No, I do it too. I mean not I mean if I saw. Brooke if it happened to Brooke, I'd. probably [ __ ] just to make her feel. better. >> Brooke shits are like sparkly and pink. Yeah. You know like the troll that shits. like glitter? I feel like that's what. Brooke is. Brooke doesn't Yeah, Brooke. doesn't even seem like she. >> Mine would be horrible. I don't think. she poops. I don't think I've never seen. it. I don't think she does. I know my. [ __ ] donkey trucks. >> [laughter]. >> All right, those burgers be letting. loose and I'm like, "Damn, I can't. believe that came out of me." It's.

rough. Hey, can we open our presents. real quick? So Jason gave us some presents and we. don't know what's in here. >> This whole segment This whole segment. could be cut. Yeah. All right, you. ready? I'm not prepared for my husband's. humor. Dude, he stapled these or taped them. shut. >> bags for me and it's me. you used my. Christmas bags. do you want this back now okay I was. like I can't get it open without ripping. it. you got what tape.

I'm nervous. God you guys are faster than me. mine's great mine is great what does. your say. >> [laughter]. >> Wait. are they DIFFERENT JASON. >> [laughter]. >> MINE SAYS mine says eating beef blasting. queefs. >> [laughter]. >> what does your say I mean. LESBIANS EAT WHAT.

>> [laughter]. >> AND IT'S GOT A BUNCH OF CATS ON THE. THING that is so funny [laughter] mine. says in my cream pie era oh my God. that is awesome pound my cake. >> [laughter]. >> I love that. >> [laughter]. >> we should yeah let's wear them next. episode we're wearing these totally down. Jason where did you find these this is. insane. do you like this eating beef blasting.

queefs. >> [laughter]. >> I don't know what's happening all right. we love you guys see you guys next week. bye.