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That was nice. >> Good, right? A little bravado. >> Yeah, a little. >> That's what it's called. Little cre Oh, we can get some creed. Can you Who can. out Creed Creed? >> I think you can. If there's anyone, it's. you. >> If there's anyone that can, we need you. on the podcast, please. So that we can. have a Creed off. All right. >> Creed off is wild. A creed fest, >> you guys. I just left the gym. I have. had we let me not take all the credit. We have all had the longest freaking.

days in LA. We're in LA right now. It's. been wild. We have done some really. cool. But I've got to say that sitting. down with Sharon Osborne for two hours. was probably the coolest. thing in the world. And she's my goth. Dolly, dude. I love her and Dolly. >> literally like the same. But Sharon's a. badass, dude. Like I can't wait for you. guys to hear this podcast. It was so.

good. And she just what a woman. >> Probably hands down my favorite podcast. we've ever done. Same. I cried. >> No, she was good. >> I cried so much. >> I know. I was so nervous. I couldn't. cry, but I should have cried, but I was. just so in the moment and just nervous. I kept hugging her because I just I. can't I cannot let anybody. >> But I saw it in your eyes. Like, you. know, when someone's like literally. holding back everything they have, that. was you. You were just like, you know, like, don't let my makeup smear kind of.

moment. >> No, my heart just broke for her, man. She's just such an amazing woman. And. >> her love for Aussie reminds me so much. of my love for my husband. And. >> you guys have a lot of parallels. >> Yeah. Yeah. A lot. If I could if I could. be like anybody when I grow up, I want. to be like Sharon Osborne cuz that dope. >> Yeah. >> She's [ __ ] dope. All right. Well, we're in LA and we are doing Ask Talk. Confess and you guys have been sending. them in. A lot of people ask me, "How do. you submit for Ask Talk?" Go to our.

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glory. >> Daddy's nominated for three Grammys. I. think we're bringing home one for sure. >> I think it might be a little Grammy. upset. I don't know. We'll see. >> We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I think. people are going to think some a certain. person is getting a Grammy and then it's. really my husband and I think it's going. to cause a whole and I'm here for it. Can't wait. >> These are just my predictions. I could. be completely wrong but.

>> I feel like normally you're right. though. >> Yeah, you're right. >> Yeah, we'll see. I've been a little off. with a It's hard because I'm so close to. the source, you know, so it's hard to. like judge it, but. >> you know what I'm saying? She says, "I. sleep with the source.". >> Yeah, I sleep with the source. So, it's. like I'm plugged into it, you know? So, it's hard to be. >> He's plugged into you. >> Plugged into you. >> Yeah. I will receive it at any time. >> Okay. All right. On that note, >> sorry, he's so hot. It was a good. looking guy. I was watching him today in.

the studio and I was just like. I would have right there, but there's a. lot of people in there. >> All right. >> It would have got weird, >> huh? >> That would have got weird awkward. >> I know. I know. Well, you guys, I've got. some really Listen, the men delivered. this week. >> The men delivered. >> Boys, you delivered. >> Yeah. >> Wow. What is happening? A lot of tongue. action. >> Yeah, >> the men delivered. So, I'm going to kick.

it off. >> And it only gets weirder from here. >> I was giggling to myself reading through. these. >> I entered a new job a few weeks ago. one. I had been avoiding desperately for a. long time, but due to financial problems. with my family, I was forced to take it. Simultaneously, I also had a relapse. with addiction I thought I'd gotten rid. of. >> Often, I use my lunch breaks to watch in. the restrooms and bate. Maybe it's the.

stress, anxiety, or maybe it's just for. the the thrills. I don't know. >> He's just in the bathroom. >> Just at work in the bathroom. What kind. of job is this? It gets better. It gets. better. >> Okay. >> I don't know whose idea it was to make. the walls dividing the stalls out of. glass plastered with cheap plastic. Last. week, I noticed there are several. scratches on the plastic, making little. holes that allow you to peep into the. next stall. Since then, I have been.

fighting the urge to peep in. There was. never someone there, but I still felt. anxious about it. Today, there actually was someone there. for the first time. Even before leaving my desk, I told. myself I wouldn't even consider the idea. that I would just do the usual. But as. soon as I saw that girl enter, I gave. in. My heart was racing and my hands. were shaking, but I still touched myself.

when I saw her. After I felt like. immediately, I can't believe I went. through with it. And even hours after. the fact, I'm still in shock and. disappointed at myself. >> Is this a girl talking or a guy? It. could be a community bathroom. I'm not. sure. I don't know. They didn't give me. those details. >> Let me check again. Let me Let me make. sure. Hold on. Cuz I deleted it after I. read it. Oh god, that one's rough.

Right. All right. >> That scares me. I hate dolls. Mimi. Mimi. said, "All right." I'm so confused. You. literally have a desk job and you're. >> It's a female. So, it's another female. >> Does that make it better? >> A little. >> No. No, it doesn't. >> A little. >> No. >> Just because I feel I don't know with a. man. Hayy, you're going to the bathroom. to take a dump and somebody's right next.

to you. How you feeling? >> I'd rather have a girl than a guy. >> It's still creepy. >> Not saying it's not. >> Let me see somebody sticking their. eyeball through. Okay. I'm going to poke. I'll get an ice pick and shove it. through. Like that's crazy. You're going. to watch me poo and just. >> just just and I mean are we not using. >> like. >> that's crazy acoustic. No, I can't do.

that, >> bro. Acoustic. >> druming the old Is that how you would do. it? >> It's too slow. >> I was thinking about doing like guitar. like this. >> No, girls. >> That's so wide. >> It's not that big. >> Yeah. Who's doing this? Haime, is there. a camera on Haime? Cuz the action that. he's making right now is, "Hey, Haimeme, you have a girlfriend. >> How do you play with her now?". >> Is that what you do to her? >> You want to?

>> Yeah. Do it. >> Break it down. >> Yeah. Yes. >> Well, >> talk loud. >> Got to shower first myself. Not her. I. don't really care. I kind of like a. little musk, >> you know? I don't I don't mind. >> He says musk. >> I love it. Yeah. And uh. >> why do you guys like that? >> I don't you know. >> maybe it's the pherommones. >> I think so. There's a certain scent that. comes off of. >> it's like animalistic. >> Yes. Where I'm just like I'm in there. >> Yeah. >> Um.

>> cat. >> But yeah, I don't really remember how I. do my hands and stuff, but um I do make. sure that's rule number one. Make sure. they're clean. Hands are clean. >> Good job. >> Always. >> And then um you got to definitely work. on the outside then inside. >> Okay. But how are you doing it? Because. the way you were strumming the banjo was. crazy. >> I was thinking if I were to strum it. like a guitar. That's why I was holding. it like this. I was like, >> why is it so wide? >> Have you ever seen a girl? >> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> She's not strumming the Yeah, we're not. going like this. Yeah. >> No, no, no. It's more like a. >> Yeah. Keep the hand. >> It's more like a There you go. There you. go. There you go. There you go. Oh boy. Sorry. >> Oh god. >> So yeah, it's creepy as and you should. feel bad because you're literally doing. something illegal. >> I didn't like that. I didn't like it. either. Now when I'm in the bathroom, I'm checking for everything. >> I'll be looking like, >> you know what happened to me one time?

>> Your guys's face. >> I never know what's going to come out of. your mouth. I went to a tanning salon. one time and this is when I used to use. regular beds. So, you know how regular. beds are all out in the open? >> What? Huh? >> So, you know how they're like open? Spray tans are closed, but the UV ones. that you stand up on. >> I thought you meant the beds were just. sitting out in the open. >> No, no, no. So, like the ones that you. stand in cuz I never laid on them. because I didn't want the cheek crease. Yeah. And just didn't want to sit in.

other people's sweat. >> So, I did a standing one. And I'm. literally in there just dancing around. and I look up and somebody has their. camera over the wall filming me. I. literally booked it out of there and. lost my at the front desk. I'm telling. you. And nobody would admit to it. I know. >> You didn't beat them up. I mean, what. what can you really do? You know, >> I would have taken all of their. cellones. >> This was so long ago. So it was just.

like it was it was like right when cell. phones came out, you know. >> I was going to say how long ago. >> it was break over there. >> No. No. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. No. A flip. A sidekick. >> A little sidekick over there. >> It was like a real phone. It was the. sprint ones that you slide up. I don't. know if you guys remember those, but. Yeah, >> I do. >> Yeah. >> That's wild. >> Yeah. But you feel soated violated. >> violated when somebody does something. like that. I I couldn't imagine when. you're taking a dump or even going pee.

You are so vulnerable. Like I don't even. let my husband watch. >> When the [ __ ] Why are the cracks and. the stall doors like this? >> I hate it. And you make eye contact with. people coming in to wash their hands. And. >> there's this one airport that has the. best bathrooms ever and they close. completely top to bottom. >> You're private. >> Yeah. >> I had a client who was a detective in. Middle Tennessee. She told me that they busted a dude with. footage from local bathrooms all through.

Middle Tennessee. He would. >> put cameras. where the toilet flushes in the back. So. like an automatic one. Okay. He was. mounting cameras there, right? So all. his footage was of people like pulling. their pants down and sitting down and. that was his shtick. He would also plant. cameras in hotel rooms and he would stay. in the hotel room next to it and put the. camera through to that hotel room. >> I would feel so creepy, dude.

>> That's how he got caught is someone. found the camera and they traced it to. him and when they seized all his stuff, all his footage was like it was this cap. he would she showed me a picture of it. It was a cap he would put on the back of. the toilets and so it looks like it's. part of one of those like automatic. flushers. It's a little camera. >> I'm about to take toilet paper and just. cover every back of a toilet now. >> If that's what you get [ __ ]. >> So be it. That's your fault for getting. out POV. >> I'm just going to take a tent with me in. the bathroom.

>> Do they like watching people. >> just go to the bathroom? That was their. kink. It wasn't even like the crack. sitting down. It was just the action. >> I don't know. >> Well, you wouldn't see anything. >> Yeah, >> cuz once you're sitting Well, unless. you're hovering. >> I mean, listen, you can see the in the. back. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I some girls got that little gap. and you can you know. I'm not one of them but. you know.

he's reing her like crazy right now. >> Okay. All right. Moving on. >> Who's next? >> All right. >> I got some good ones, so you guys better. be ready. >> Okay. >> All right. Um, I put an old toenail that had fell off. into a bag of Fritos. and gave it to my brother. I was mad at. my brother for eating my leftover ribs I. made for myself, and I decided to prank. him by giving him a bag of Fritos with.

an old toenail that had just fallen off. from an injury. That dude munched those chips and said. that was good. Now he has a throat. infection. I don't know if it was me. Now I have a throat infection. I don't. know if it was me. Oh my goodness. gracious. >> Imagine chawing down on an. people look at their food before they. put it in their mouth. >> Is going to take way longer to chew than.

Frito. You wouldn't be sitting there. thinking like, damn, this Frito's really. >> What if it was one of the small. toenails? >> Yeah, they get brittle. >> Mine are strong. >> Mine are so strong. >> Oh yeah, I have strong toenails. No, I've bacon somewhere falling off. >> I just You don't mess with people's. food, you know? Like. >> ribs. I kind of get it. >> No, you you don't do that to somebody. Okay. >> I would never. I just meant I kind of.

>> I would have done that to my brother. >> Okay. No. That's why I won't let people cook. for me. I don't know what your kitchen. looks like. I don't know what your. intentions are. Nope. >> Yeah. I saw a funny ass thing on TikTok. the other day and the guy was like he. went into like a home that he uh had. rented out and he walked in. He's like, "This is why you don't eat at potlucks.". And the outside of the house looks so. beautiful and you walk inside and it was.

like to the ceilings. All the dishes. were like crusted. It was bad. Yeah. No, not into it. All right, Haley, you're next, baby. Try to top that. Oh, I got I got you. I promise I got you. My. ex-boyfriend's mom had her eye makeup. tattooed on and sent her kids, who lived. with her at the time, to the store for a. couple things. It wasn't until my ex and.

his brother were in the checkout line. receiving funny looks from the clerk. that he realized that they were two lone. men buying nothing but cucumbers and. Vaseline, which his mom wanted to soothe. the swelling from her eyes. My ex panics. and blurts out, "No, it's okay. He's my. brother." Oh gosh. They received major. crazy faces. He just stopped talking. Figured there was nothing he could do to. salvage the situation. just accepted the. judgment. >> That's hilarious. >> That's funny.

>> That's funny. That's something I would. do to like embarrass. >> I used to I'll be honest. I was that. person who judged what everybody bought. when I was a checkout person at Walmart. >> This is why I only do selfch checkout. because people like you. >> This is why I do Instacart. Nobody knows. who's on. >> There was some weird combinations. How. do you think people feel when they're. shopping for us while we're on the road? We. >> lemons literally. true. and true fu. Like literally, it.

literally is in almond milk. >> You guys, we made Haimeme go out and get. the bag of the other day. >> and he told the guy, "Is this the Oh, yeah. Um, what' you say?". >> I said something like, "Uh, I checked to. make sure what it was." I'm like, "I'm. going to have so much fun tonight.". >> He said, >> "Yeah, play it. >> Roll that beautiful bean footage.". >> Roll that beautiful bean footage. All. right. Who's ready for this next one? >> Top it. Oh,

>> let's go. >> Honey, you know I listen. One thing. about me, I'm not going to brag if I. don't got it. And I do. I have so many good ones. I. don't even know where to start. Hold my hand. >> I don't know what's about to come out of. her mouth. >> I don't know what's going to come out of. her mouth. I don't know which one to. read. All right, this one's a little. long, but. >> I'm This one's very long and explicit,

so just. >> hang on, guys. We're going to get. >> as opposed to, >> okay, >> I was feeling really and had been. watching. and had been going from a semi. for close to two hours. I was in. >> two hours. >> I was in the living room. Isn't that. called like when you start when you're. for that long like having marathons, right? >> I think that's goo is just playing.

playing with yourself. Yeah. >> I amied off to bed and was watching. videos. I don't know what that means. Slowly. the thought of. really turned me on. But alas, I lack. the flexibility. I have a reasonable length. So I've been told. So I. a pillow in two and placed it under my. butt and slowly. looking at my gorgeous well it is to me.

and watching. compilations self over and over. alternating between slow gently. massaging around the getting turned on. by the amazing techniques of the women. imagining it was they were working their. talents on and then it happened. I was. just again with a tight grip slow. pulling down to the. when Angela White shout out Angela. White, we love you baby. When Angela.

White was the next in my cl in the clip, my watching her beautiful, my hips started to buck involuntarily. I. gripped the base of my I'm sorry. I'm. trying. I'm just getting off to this. night. The censored YouTube video is just going. to be beep beep beep. It's going to be titled I'm going to. title it the most explicit confession. we've had. God watching our beautiful.

blah blah blah. Um I gripped the base of. in a death grip trying to hold back the. mounting pressure my pulsing. I couldn't. stop it was pointing directly at my face. and multiple shot out landing on my. and over my chest. I'm used to it on my. chest and face. It's happened before. I. was surprised how much got in my mouth. Wouldn't have happened if I had kept my. mouth shut. But there I was, mouth open,

tongue out, everything that landed in my. mouth and to remove what landed on them. I wiped myself down again. This time, this guy has stamina. All right, I wiped. myself down L again and this time much. faster really going to town on myself. watching the pace of the video. This. time when I felt I was going to just. focused on my listening to the.

my mouth open, tongue out. I raised my. hips and moved my head as close as I. could and hard. It felt good. My aim wasn't great, but. managed to get some in my mouth again. I. moved what landed on my chin. and rubbed what landed on my chest into. my skin. I'm laying cover in sweat in my. own. I think I've unlocked a new kink.

I feel like I should have paid to have. heard that. >> Imagine taking a shot every time she. said. it'd. >> be so drunk. Black out. You take a shot of I take a shot of. be. >> Listen, thank you guys. Thank you. We. asked for details and you guys. >> too many details.

>> Yeah. >> All right. >> I'm good. >> Between that and Christina's, let's put. it in the middle. >> Yeah. Just Haley said not so much. Yeah. Tone it. Tone it down. >> That was so funny. Maybe the scooped it. in at the end, >> dude. I mean, you have you guys ever. tasted your own? >> No. >> Oh, I have. >> Well, I don't know. Like, I guess. technically like Jason would kiss me. after. >> Oh, yeah. That's hot. Not you guys, but.

just that. Yeah, >> I didn't mean it like that. >> Oh, no. >> I didn't mean it like that. You know. what I meant? I didn't mean it like. that. >> No, I didn't mean it like that. You know. what I'm saying? Like I wasn't saying. you guys were hot because I love you. >> Um. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, >> bravo. Oh, >> congratulations. >> Not clapping.

>> Yeah. >> Haley is so disturbing. >> I hate I don't like the word. I don't. like that word. >> Yeah. I don't um. >> I love the word. >> I don't like that word. And I I don't. even like the P word. >> What do you call you call it? >> What do you call it? >> I know. >> No. What do you call a dick? >> Okay. >> What it is? >> Give me that. >> Just like. >> give me that. >> So like aggressive. >> How does it make me anyway? >> It makes me cringe. I don't know.

>> Where did the name originate? >> We're asking Sunny. >> Yeah, >> I mean she would know. Oh god. Do you. think she's even going to answer that? Probably. >> Isn't she supposed to? >> It's her job. >> Hey Sunny. >> Hey there. How are you feeling today? What's on your mind? >> Sunny, I have a very important question. Why do they call? The term actually goes way back to old.

English. Originally meant a rooster and. over time it was used as a playful. metaphor because of a rooster's proud. and upright posture. Language loves its. cheeky turns and well that metaphor. stuck around. >> You're the goat, baby. >> I'm glad you're feeling good about this. But hey, just a reminder, you don't need. to call me baby or anything like that. We're just chatting and I'm here to help. however you need. No extra. >> back to you because she called you a.

nickname and you stopped. >> You called me baby and I told you not to. call me baby. So don't try to gaslight. me. >> You're absolutely right. You told me not. to call you that and I do remember. I'm. sorry if my response fell off. No. gaslighting here. We're on the same. team. I'll stick to exactly how you. prefer we chat. >> Bye. >> Oh. Oh, >> she left me on red. >> Was that your first fight? >> She left me on red. Yeah, we just had a. fight. That was rude.

>> So that's whereated from. >> Turn you down. >> This baby all the time. >> Wow. >> Well, that's whereinated from. I've got. another one in the cannon if you guys. want it. >> Okay, hold on. Let me see. Okay, the one I have, >> I really only like the very ending. >> of it. I don't even know how to follow. up after that. But. this one, someone wanted to know.

backstory. Me and my friends were. talking about our boyfriends and I. overheard her say, "I can't do anything. because my boyfriend is shriveled and. it's hibernating." This is a bit off. topic and it's embarrassing to say, but. I haven't had any sexual encounters or. action. I've made out and whatnot. I've. done everything except anything sexual. with a guy. So, I know nothing more by. choice and waiting for the right one. But sometimes it does bother me about. being the eldest of my friend group and.

knowing nothing about someone's junk or. how to even please a man. I know it's. off topic, but do actually shrink and. shrivel up when it's cold? I'm so. confused. And the first comment says, "Like a. frightened turtle. Could handle.". >> That's exactly what I was thinking of. >> That's exactly like what turtles. >> literally. >> or babies. >> like this like.

>> Yeah. That's like your t-shirt picture. That needs to become a meme. I need to. start using that when I reply to people. >> Comment section for sure. >> In random comment sections, >> that's funny. >> The amount of pictures I get of her in. my comment section, like the Chili's one. where you're like pounding the wall, the. amount of people that use that picture. of you is hilarious. >> That's my biggest goal. Really? >> Just to become a meme. >> All right, everybody, make Haley a meme. It's one of her dreams. >> All right, I need your last one. Haley, you got one.

>> You're going to know why. >> Oh, is it? >> No. >> Okay. Okay, it's just the end part. Okay, this. is by a guy. He uh he said, "I got. catfished by this one girl Tinder, and. when I showed up to her apartment, she. was not even joking. 100 lbs heavier. than her photos. Um I go inside her. apartment, and the place is just a mess. Visible dirt tracks on the carpet with a. clear path of where she would walk. She. handed me a strawberry limeita and I. drank about half of it before saying, "Yeah, I think I'm going to head out.".

She goes, "What? Why?" And I just say, "I recently got out of a relationship. and I just think this is a bad idea.". She goes, "Is that the real reason?". Obviously aware that she is not. displaying her true self online. As I'm. walking out, I look down and I see a bug. crawling on the floor. I point at it and. I go, "Bug.". And she goes, "No, it's just a fuzzy.". When it was definitely not a fuzzy, it. was clearly moving and had legs. I laugh.

the entire entire car ride home from. that one. >> Okay. Well, my question to that person. is. you walk into a place that looks like. that and you drink a limeita. You don't. know. One, you don't know what she could. have put in it. Two, you don't. >> Do you think she washed the cup or the. >> Maybe it was a can. >> That could have been her hopefully it. was like a can out of a. >> carton. Doesn't sound like she probably. details important. This is why you. FaceTime before meeting someone.

>> Yeah, for sure. Usually that was back in. the day. >> I really just wanted to read it cuz the. bug. >> I know. >> I don't think I've ever been catfished. Have you guys ever been catfished? >> 100%. >> You have? >> Wait, what happened? >> You go. >> No, I want to know yours. >> I thought I was catf Okay, this was in. my ho This is so Haley driven. This was. in my hoof face 10 years ago and I was. Snapchatting this one guy. His name I'll.

just say his name. His name was Jay and. Snapchatting him and we plan for me to. come over to his house and he was like. just text me. I'll send you my address, whatever. So I was like, "Okay." So I'm. in my text now and I text Jay in my. phone and I was like, "Hey, like we. still get to hang like whatever." And. he's just like, "Uh, yeah, cool. Whatever." And I was like, "Okay, what's. your address?" Gave me his address. I show up to his house and I'm like,

"Okay, I'm outside." He comes out and. I'm like, "That's not him.". And I'm just like, "What the?" I was so. confused for so long. We had a full-on. conversation for 10 minutes until I. realized I I texted the wrong pitched. yourself, Haley. >> That is That's a Haley move. That is. that was driven%. >> and I realized it halfway through. talking to him and I think he realized. that I didn't mean to text him. >> Oh, it was one you didn't want to see.

>> I mean, he wasn't bad, but I left. >> Did you guys end up hooking? Okay. >> I left cuz I was so still like confused. and scared that I couldn't get out of. that and I just had to leave. But the. other one is now. >> pretty big on Tik Tok and Instagram and. is married and has kids. So, I feel like. that happened for a reason for him to. meet cuz he met her right after me. >> A. >> So, I feel like. >> Say it. We'll bleep it. >> Uh, you'll bleep it. >> Yeah, of course. >> Uh, like the family. They have like over.

five million. I'll show you. It's like a. family channel. Whatever. But. >> they live. >> Wow. >> Wild. >> So, yeah, that was. >> total Haley move. >> You know, I want to hear this last one. >> I got to tell you guys about my catfish. >> Oh, >> okay. Wait, I have to figure out how to. say this without everyone figuring out. for my hometown who it is. >> Social names. >> Nope. The minute I say why I got cap, this makes me sound really shallow. I. can't do it. >> Do it now. >> Okay, we might have to bleep it. But.

this guy and I met online. Um, and we. were sending pictures back and forth. This is way before FaceTime. >> and so pictures were all it was. And. then when I met him, that man was. looking town and country. >> Oh no. >> But all the photos were taken from like. here. >> Oh no. >> Okay, bleep that. I sound really. shallow. >> No, you don't. You know, I'm Men do it. all the time. It's about down time. And. I'm sorry this guy is. >> there are plenty of women who have left.

dates that I have had the opposite. I. Okay, so remember when MySpace was big, right? >> No. I DM'd this rapper one time and I. was like, "I love you." And he wrote me. back and he said, "I love you, too." And. uh he said, "Call me." So he gave me his. number. And this was before FaceTime. This was like before anything. And you. know how many catfish profiles were on. Facebook on um MySpace. Anyways, I end. up going to Cali because that's where. he's at, right? And I'm out there and.

he's like, "Yeah, let's meet up and I. had no idea if it was really this rapper. or anything. And I show up to this place. by myself and it's him and we ended up. having a long-term. romance. >> But that's how we met. >> I knew about who that. >> Yeah, >> that reminds me of like that one episode. of Catfished. where that one girl pretended to be a. rapper. >> Yeah, but it was real. Like I actually.

met him and we hooked up for years after. that. Yeah. Crazy. >> Dad's crazy. That was back in my ho. days. >> We all had that. >> We all have pass. >> Yeah. >> All right. So, do you It's a long one. >> Give it to me. >> All right. We're going to go out with a. bang, baby. >> And listen, I told you the guys came. through this week for me. >> Yeah, mine was a guy. >> It's all guys. >> Mimi's getting prepared. >> I'm really nervous she's going to say. it's something like that. >> I can't handle that word anymore.

Bro, I missed an entire section of hair. on my leg. >> Yep, you did. >> Oh, wait. I'm so sorry. This is a. female. >> I am so it's almost unbearable. >> She's 24, female. I'm multiple times a. day, almost every day, and it barely. touches how desperate my body feels. It's like scratching an itch that never. stops itching. I am almost constantly my. thighs clinch on their own and I.

desperately want to feel something. inside of me all the time. My and my the. slightest turn on. I'm still a virgin. What? And that makes it feel both harder. and hotter. Every fantasy, every. imagined touch feels like it's driving. me totally insane. It feels like I am. desperate for someone to notice, to take. control. And I am right now just writing. this and probably going after posting.

Does anyone else feel this way or am I. alone here? Will I grow out of it? She's still intact. That's wild. What is. up with all the extra details? >> God, would you rather than be vague like. Christina? >> More vague. Uh, I mean, okay, so to answer the question, I know what it's like to be that because. I have been that before, but it comes in.

like cycles of the month. So, I'm. wondering if maybe she's a little bit. during like her ovulation or right. before her period. >> Seems like she's throbbing all the time. >> I don't know. There was no waves there, guys. That seems like it's uh. >> chronic. >> Maybe maybe go to the doctor. I don't think there's anything wrong. with it though. She's 24. >> Maybe it's like. >> Mimi. >> You know what? I'm talking where it. happens all the time. That No, that's.

what I was thinking. And what's the No, narcolepsy. That's what I was thinking. of. >> I was like, Mimi, >> it was narcolepsy. >> Um, >> wrong word. >> I think she's 24. She's. boys are like that. Maybe she has more. testosterone than. >> I mean, you've got the testosterone of a. UFC fighter, so. >> I do. I do. But yeah, I think you're. normal. I think if you. >> Yeah, just keep rubbing it out. >> Yeah, just keep playing play the fiddle.

>> Not illegal. So. >> yeah, you're not hurting anybody. >> You're not Maybe she's just ready. I. don't know. >> I don't know. All right, on that note, you guys, we're out of here. Toodaloo. Love you. Bye-bye. >> That is not illegal.