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Ask till confess. Ask tell [music] confess. >> I ask to [music] confess. [singing]. >> Also, what guys were you texting? Text. to Haley. >> All right. You ready? Start. >> Oh, we've started. >> Oh, no. [laughter].

I wasn't texting. It was in person. >> She went out last night. >> Yeah. >> Oh, and who was it? >> I don't want to say his name. >> Hello, friends. >> Welcome to another Asale Confer. >> Yep. >> Who did you say she sounded like? >> Allison Chains. >> Got it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. We've come to snot the. rooster.

>> Yeah, [screaming]. I can hear it. [laughter]. >> Hi, how's your ears? >> Hime's over there going, "Yeah, [laughter] you really got their. >> Show everybody your shirt." Haime, this. cat dad getting out of control. >> Cat dad. >> I can't. Like, you willingly went online. and bought that shirt. >> Oh, no. It was a gift. My uh Brook's mom. gave it to me. >> A. >> Yeah. >> I love that. >> But uh she never Mom's hot, too. Didn't. I hear she was hot, too? >> Yeah. And she's single. So,

>> any nice fellas? [laughter]. >> Single and ready to mingle, guys. That's. all we do is hook people up on this. freaking show. >> All right. Well, my next my next week of. Reetta has been way better than the. first week, guys. >> I severely lowered my dose, watered down. the old rat tattooy, and uh yeah, I feel. your girl feels good. Except I feel like. I'm going to puke right now cuz I had to. take an antibiotic, too. So, you're. going through it over there. >> That's how my day is going, man. >> How about you guys?

>> You're doing pretty good. >> Horny, you say? [laughter]. >> We have all agreed that Rea has made us. all horny. >> I thought I was just ovulating, but then. she brought it to the table. She said, "How do we feel?" And we all went, [laughter]. >> "Yeah, I was like, you know what? Last. night makes sense.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. This past week. Yeah. I've been. >> I've been re raring and ready to roll. I'm like, where is this coming from? >> That's nice. >> Yeah, I don't mind it. Nice little hint. of spark still left in the old bug.

[laughter]. All right, so we [laughter]. >> the old rigma roll. >> Yeah, the old rigma roll. Come on, Haley. Say it. Give me a little rigger. roll. >> Rigma. I hate it. She hate I hate those. words together. Amy said it downstairs. and she was ready to fight people. >> So, we've been going over the book tour. show that we're going to do for you. guys. My biggest fear is what if I don't. sell any tickets? >> Okay. >> Oh my god, I'm so scared, you guys. Cuz.

it's different when you sell a book. that's not asking people to travel, to. pay for gas, to pay for tickets, to pay. for flights, pay for hotel rooms, you. know, like that's a big ask. Mhm. >> And I can sell the out of some merch and. some books and I can sell the of stuff. online, but can I sell tickets to a. show? I'm nervous. Would you guys come, please? >> I thought you were asking us. [laughter]. >> No, >> I wasn't looking. I was like obligated.

to be there. >> Eye contact with the camera said please. >> No, [laughter]. you guys are obligated to be there. I'm. talking to these guys out here. Would. you guys answer in the comments if you. guys if we announced a book tour if you. guys would come to the nearest city near. you to come and hang out with us for an. hour and a half, two hours? And listen, I have been watching people's shows. [laughter]. And I don't know if I'm going to get in. trouble for saying this, but I have. watched like book tour shows and podcast. shows. They're boring. Like I wouldn't.

go to that. >> So I promise you guys, like you already. know how I do things. If we do this book. tour, we're going to do it right. It'll. be very engaging. It's going to be a lot. of fun. I would like to up the ante on. podcast shows and book tour shows. >> You're going to set a bar. >> I hope so. I hope so. If not, it's just. going to be one big glittery. >> us in a big theater. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Us. I'll just pan to the audience. It's you and it's you guys. The.

Spongebob meme. It's like Yeah. [laughter] Just one person literally. It's all right though. make out a Tik. Tok before the show starts. It's just us. in the crowd. >> Yeah, literally I'll be happy with. anybody that shows up. But even if. nobody shows up, thank you guys for all. the books you've been buying because. it's been in the. >> so great. >> Lots of thousands of books. Like it's. crazy. >> Crushing all the everything that we. could have expected. We are so stoked. with how everyone has received this. book.

>> Strip down baby. Coming near you. February 17th. It's coming so fast. literally finalizing plans. I was like, "Guys, we're looking at like 2 months. >> We've been talking about this a month. and a half. We've been talking about. this literally for so long.". >> Mhm. >> And now it's like finally coming to. fruition. So, should I bring the chach? >> Of course. >> The chach has to come to the show. >> Comes out on stage with you. >> Oh, he'll sit there the whole time. >> Yeah. >> Actually, I don't know. If he sees. people in the audience though, he might. try to go and hang out with them.

>> Little hiy. He gets a little high. >> He'll be like, >> you know how he does. Remember meet and. greets? He would go and find the. children. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Wonder. >> He'd be like, "Where's Chaji?" He's. behind a curtain with a child. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> He loves the kids, dude. >> Thank you. >> He's a big old kid. All right. So, we. are going to continue this week of Yelp. reviews. This will be the last episode. on this, but we just they were so good. that we couldn't do another show on. >> it. The feedback on this was great. Everyone was obsessed with it. So, we.

dove back into everyone's submissions. and they were hilarious. >> All right, I'm going to kick this one. off because I don't want any of you to. steal. >> Which one shall I use first? [laughter]. >> Uh, this one was kind of. Samantha wrote in and she said, "Zero. out of five stars.". >> God dang it. >> It's good. It's a good one. It's a good. one. Doesn't like to work and will look. for anything as an excuse to quit. Mommy. issues. narcissist that needs to be. center of attention, especially the.

attention of other women, used my cancer. as an excuse to cheat on me because he. wasn't getting the attention a. supportive husband should get. In April. 2021, I had a hyctomy due to cancer. I. almost died during surgery. My mom and. husband were told I was getting a blood. transfusion. And to prepare themselves, my loving husband texted his girlfriend. an update and she came to the hospital. and helped him relieve stress in the. parking lot. [gasps].

>> Hate him. >> Hate him. >> Why on earth are you married? Why are you married? You know, like what. if your wife is dying of a terminal. illness and you can't keep your pecker. in your pants? You're a human. >> You are like scum of the earth. >> Yeah. Like you don't even deserve. You. need to trade places with your wife and. take on her suffering. Yeah. >> Absolutely.

>> I just I you hear about that so much too. about like men that are cheating. Like I. don't know if you guys are keeping up. with. drama. Oh god, I don't even want to get. into it, but go down that rabbit hole. But yeah, whenever you have time on your. own, go down that rabbit hole. But man, it's just um it's really disheartening. that you know, you can't even trust the. person that you till death do us part. for sickness and in health while you're. sick. It's It's really sad. >> That's so depressing. And the girl that.

goes to the hospital to him off or do. whatever it is that she was doing. Like. >> you are also scum of the earth for what. she did. >> I would hate to be those people because. karma comes hard, dude. >> Yeah. I hope nobody comes harder than. karma. [laughter]. >> Yeah. I just had to say it. [laughter] Clip. that. Yeah. Clip it. Clip it. >> Um but yeah, that was pretty rough, man. I'm Well, I'm happy that you're alive to. tell the story, Samantha. [ __ ] shout. out to you for being a warrior and for.

kicking cancer's ass if it's in. remission. I don't know if it is or not. If not, and you're still going through. it. You're still a warrior because. you're still here. >> Um, but yeah, husband and I hope you're. still not married to him. We need an. update. >> Ex-husband or husband? >> It says husband, I believe. Hold on. I. deleted it. Can you pull it up? What. does it say? >> I deleted it, too. >> Hang on. >> I think she said husband. I don't think. she said husband. >> She said husband, too. >> Samantha. No, he better not. >> Sammy, you better divorce that, dude.

Him. And then that's another thing like. why stay married to somebody that you. have that much resentment to? >> She said husband. >> Oh no. >> And she's talking in current. >> Well, she's kind of talking in past. I need to know. I need. >> Yeah, Sam. We need an update. Let us. know. We'll talk about it next week. But. I hope you're not still with that. heaping pile of dog dookie with corn in. it. [laughter]. I'm telling you, >> the corn to another level.

>> It's a big lump knob. >> It's full of juice. >> Don't remember the rest. >> It's corn. >> It's corn. [laughter]. >> All right. What do you guys got? >> That's so funny. Go ahead, Haley. >> Okay. [clears throat] This is from Tiff, and she said, "Zero out of 10. At first. glance, he is a bridge troll." Um, I. should have taken that as a factory. warning, but I get joy from rescuing. ugly wounded animals. >> I love Pound Puppies, too. [clears throat]. [laughter].

>> Comes with an equally unhealthy baby. mama. Likes staying up late to work as. an excuse to drink. Likes doing. absolutely nothing outside of the house. Thinks he's a rock star. The first thing. my dad said to me when I told him I was. getting divorced, that guy cannot sing. Uh, he [laughter] This is wild. Dad's. been holding that in. Dad was waiting. for that moment. >> Uh, pees the bed, gaslights, threatens. to unal alive himself when you want to. leave him. All of things I'd love to try. to fix about people, but when you get.

tired of the weight he puts on your. shoulders and decide to fix yourself, he. blames everything on you. And says you. are the toxic one. Um, I would rather a. cactus and stick razor blades covered in. rubbing alcohol up my ass and spend one. day with this guy. >> I get it. >> It's a great review. insanely good. But. the peeing the bed, >> peeing the bed is what got me. That's. what made me screenshot that one. >> I used to have a I used to have a. girlfriend who peed the bed all the. time. And it it's uncomfortable because. you never know when it's going to. happen, you know? Like when she would.

get really too, she would just piss. everywhere. I had a I had a girl that. happened to you. >> Yes. My ex- roommate had some random. chick over. She was so drunk she. stumbled into my room and laid on top of. me while I was sleeping. And I got so. pissed and I went in my roommate's room. And I was like, "Get her the my bed." I. come back. I get her out. I lay in my. bed and it's wet. >> It was like 3:00 in the morning. I was. so pissed. >> No. Laying in somebody else's pee, too. Oh my god. And then it gets cold and you.

can smell. >> I threw the mattress away. [clears throat]. >> I threw it all away. I was like, >> "No, that's pissed me off." I didn't. even know the girl either. >> I wonder where she's at now. >> Yeah. I wonder how she's. >> probably pissing in other people's beds. >> I hope not. And I hope she got a at. least wears a diaper or got a little bit. keeull something. [laughter]. >> God, I don't think I've ever gotten that. drunk to where I've peed myself. >> No, I haven't either. And I've been. reallyed up, dude. >> I've puked on myself. I've never peed on. myself.

>> Definitely puked on myself. Never peed, though. >> Mhm. >> Thankfully. All right. Well, >> okay. >> That sucks. >> Mine was the one you just read, so let. me find my other one. Here they come to. snub the rooster. Yeah. >> 0 out of 10. Don't recommend. He will. lead you to believe he is a night and. shining armor, but in reality he's a. toad in tinfoil. >> No female or male is safe around him. because he came out as a crossdresser. before I had him. He is a major.

narcissist psychopath sociopath. He. can't keep it in his pants. He will. cheat on you with a man or woman or. both. He thinks the more the marrier. Everything is always your fault. Comes. with a major love bombing, then the. gaslighting. Best advice is run, don't. walk. This one will beat on you and try. to make you a missing person. >> Damn, that got dark. >> That got dark quick, guys. >> We'll try to beat on you and make you a.

missing person. >> So, I'm guessing that he's taken it even. further before. Yeah, I feel like maybe. she should have outed him and given us a. first and last name, possibly an. address. >> Yeah, a little bit more. >> That dude doesn't sound like he needs to. be on the street. Andy's a switch. hitter. >> Nobody's safe. >> Nobody's safe around that. >> That's scary. >> Wow, that is scary. H What are you over. there doing with your chair? >> I was trying to hide myself. [laughter]. >> My ears perked up. >> I have no comment about that last one.

cuz that one was a little heavy. >> That was crazy. Yeah, [snorts]. >> there's, you know what, you really. realize how crazy. >> people are out there once you start. looking into other people's lives. >> Yeah. >> Truly and honestly, you know, we do. these sometimes like on our stories and. stuff and like Bunny's been confessed. murderers and. >> Well, I'm just looking like where do you. find these people? Like I that. description that you just read, I'm. like, where do you find a guy like that? Did you find Well, the problem is is you. don't find them, they find you because.

their personality is pretty much like. >> men that are like that love vulnerable. women. So, more than likely he got in. through like a breakup or like it was a. girl's night out and she was feeling. lonely. Like those dudes like pray on. >> they pray. That's such a good word. Even. if they don't realize they're doing it, they're so programmed and conditioned. and that's just their trauma is hurting. people, so they just look for easy. victims. >> That makes sense. >> Yeah,

>> that's crazy. Yeah, >> that's serial killer kind of. >> I got one. >> I mean, I really kind of feel like that. one was. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's why I told her I was like, I don't have any comment because I feel. like we should have got a first and last. name on that. >> First thing I thought of was I was like, this is kind of giving dumber. >> Yeah. All right. Zero out of five. Makes. for good company when sober. Otherwise, we'll wet the bed if drunk enough. The. flags you see are red indeed. We'll try. to convince you they're green. Does not. take well to being called. [laughter].

What? Look, I mean, listen, Jasmine, [laughter]. >> we're we're on your side here, but I. mean, you can't deascalize a man by. calling him a [ __ ] and expect good. things to happen. >> What did you [laughter] think? Bless. would recommend calling him one when. he's drunk for entertainment purposes. only. Not likely to remember next day. All. right, Jasmine, you might be part of the.

problem. >> [laughter]. >> We're we're antagonizing here. >> Yeah, you might be part of the problem. I can't really agree with that one. Yes, he might be drunk, but then don't be. with a man who's constantly drunk. Just. break up with him. Don't stay in a. relationship and verbally abuse. somebody. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You can't do that. You can't push. the monster and get mad when he bites. >> Exactly. You're biting that hand and it. is kind of funny though to have a girl. call you as a guy. >> Listen, I have called plenty of men. Plenty. I don't think I've ever called a. guy husband except my husband. I have.

never called my husband. >> I would never [clears throat] call my. husband a but yeah I have called men. very disgusting things. >> I have said the most horrific things to. other men. >> I I I always verbally like took out my. anger I was never like super physical. with men but like if they pissed me off. like I'm cutting you in the throat with. my words. >> verbal. >> I'll go after your family I'll go after. everything. >> yeah I used to be like that too before. my abuse. >> cut off heal I'm not like that. >> well you also have a man that makes you.

feel safe cuz I'm the same way too with. Jay. I'm like, [laughter]. >> you know, like I will never I could. never like talk down to him like that. I. feel so bad. >> No, it it speaks volumes when you become. happy and respectful to one another, how. you treat each other versus I look back. at my old relationships and I'm like, "Wow, we were both toxic." And I used to. always blame it on them. I was like, "Oh, he's such a piece of shit." And I'm. like, "Damn, so was I.". >> No, I was such a piece of talk about it. all the time. I talk about it in my book.

like the abusive relationship I went. through like I don't look back on that. like oh my god I'm a victim. I look at. back on it like thank god that happened. because I would have never been a better. human after that you know. So. >> Jasmine. >> you might need to do a little work on. little uh um. >> accountability. >> little accountability and reflecting. with him. >> Let's look at it from both sides. Um, Sheila said, "I give my seven-year visit. a zero out of 10. I was told by the.

>> seven-year visit." [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, >> I'm using that from now on. >> I was told by the old lady that lived. upstairs, my mom, that the pipes were. old and rust. You were told by your mom. that the pipes were old and rusty and it. wasn't worth a damn penny. The pictures. online definitely made it look bigger. than it actually was. I thought maybe. some curtains and some cleaning would. help. That just stirred up the bugs that. hid in the walls. I wish I could give a.

little bit of sunshine and rainbows to. this this review, but that will have to. come from his cellmate in the next 75. years when he's legally allowed to take. applications again. >> Oh my god. Love her references though. That was really great. >> For a second in the middle of that, I. was like, wait, are we really talking. about a house? >> Yeah, that's what she kind of lost me. she went for. That was a great review. Love how you interpreted it. >> It was like riddle me this. >> I'm so confused. And you were told by. your mom. >> Her mom. She's talking about the dude that his.

that the pipes were older and rustier. than appeared to be online. >> It was like he's. >> Yes, but she was told that by her mom. >> Yeah. The mom her about not about the. dad about the dude. >> Yeah. Ah, I thought it meant she. >> not her. You took that literal. >> She was like, "Whoa." No. The mom. already warned her how bad the house. was. >> Got it. My bad. I went way too deep in. that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, that that um that was a that was a. riddle. >> That was. >> So why is he locked up? I would like to. I wish you. >> know that I need a little more.

>> Listen, we need to context. Okay. >> When you write the review, just write. underneath it context and tell us what's. happening because there's so much to. unpack in there. I can't even start. >> You're spending life in prison now, bro. Like all happened. >> Who did you kill? >> Yeah. >> 75 years. >> That's Yeah. >> 75. That's like two lives. >> That Yeah, I would assume depend. >> life in prison is like 20, right? 20 to. 25. >> 30 [snorts]. years to life. >> I think it depends on how old the person. is that. So that might be a double.

murder right there. We're speculating. right now, but. >> Yeah. >> It's got to be. >> Yeah. >> 75 years. >> That's a long time. >> Or he got caught with like fentanyl or. drugs or something. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz they some places if you don't have a. good lawyer will throw the book at you. >> Mhm. And especially if he had a pass, too. They were just like, "You know. what? [ __ ] it. Put this one away. I got. um down the wormhole of Philadelphia. >> recently. Have you guys seen that like. area in Philadelphia?

>> Yeah, Haley the state. Wait, that's a. city. [laughter]. >> It's But like. >> where all the tweakers are? >> No. >> Have you guys not seen this? I'm sharing. it with you guys later. I don't like. seeing that stuff. It makes me so sad. >> that there's this one guy who wears meta. glasses and walks around and like saves. people. >> Are you talking about the guy who found. the dead lady? >> It's like King's Town or something like. that. I don't I'm not 100%. I'll have to. look it up. But like he has a whole. YouTube channel and he wears a camera. I.

don't know if they're medical asses or a. GoPro and he like checks on all of the. people in the streets and if they're. laying there he'll call 911. He's he. wears gloves. He'll make sure they're. breathing or he'll narc. >> Yeah. He found a dead lady. I saw it on. TikTok. Yeah. She was stiff and. everything and she had just been laying. there. She had a thing in her arm. She. was laying there next to. >> in a hoodie. >> Yes. >> I saw that one. >> Yes. She was laying there next to other. people and they're like, "We she does. this all the time.". >> Yep. >> And the the She was stiff. >> She had a a a scab across her arm.

>> Yes. Yes. It was so bad. >> I like wormhold on that, you guys. And. like this guy has an entire YouTube. channel dedicated to like. >> it breaks my heart that's somebody's. brother, sister, father, mother, you. know, and like we've we all deal with. addiction. We've all dealt with somebody. in our family having addiction and you. just. >> think of that and and you know those. people are just so lost and so um. blinded by the drugs that it they don't. it doesn't matter who they hurt and they.

don't realize that the person that. they're really hurting is themselves. And it's like to see them in that. condition, I can't do it. It just hurts. my heart. >> Oh man, it's a wild wild. >> Yeah. >> Watch if you ever have time to that. And. like the soft white underbelly. I always. tell you to watch that one. Oh yeah. Soft white underbelly is the one where. they they bring the the real life people. in and sit them down in a very like. theatrical way. It's like a white wall. and stuff. He'll be like a homeless. tweaker. >> He acts like a girl sometimes. That. one's really famous right now. >> Oh. Uh yeah. What's his name?

>> You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, because I'm pretty Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Soft Underbelly is like. >> Okay. >> It's art. >> Had um some Working Girls on there and. I've watched the episodes before. >> I didn't watch the Working Girls. I'm. going to have to go back and watch that. one. >> Yeah. It's older. It's been out for a. few years. But yeah, >> I love how they do that. It's such a. >> I mean, it's real life and you know, it's raw and it's vulnerable and. >> borderline exploitive, but [laughter]. >> I think these the people are going on. there willingly, so you know, you can't. >> Maybe he pays them. He might or maybe he.

does something like get some hotels or. something for. >> Yeah, because I think that's what he was. doing for the other one that went like. super famous. >> Yeah. >> Okay. This one says um six foot long. hair, looks like he belongs on a Harley. but didn't have one. Mentally abusive, financially abusive, will isolate from. your friends, family, very protective. but very controlling. Two out of 10. Wouldn't recommend. I like how you went. with two. >> Yeah. What's a two? >> So you're saying there's a chance. [laughter]. is a six foot. I'm going to say the six.

foot long. Yeah, [laughter] cuz at first. I was like, >> "Okay, >> yeah, like she said, looks like he would. ride a Harley but doesn't have one.". >> I [laughter] love it. >> All right, guys. You guys were crazy. with the Yelp reviews. Thank you so. much. If you guys want to be a part of. Ask Confess, go be a subscriber on our. YouTube, Dumblon Pod, or the Facebook. page, Dumblon Podcast, and you could. submit your stories and all that jazz.

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