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Ask till confess. Ask till [music] confess. >> I ask to [music] confess. [singing]. >> We're recording right now. >> Are we not doing the other one? >> What's the other one? >> The like weirdest sex toys. >> Do we ever know what the [ __ ] is going. on before we film? >> No. No,

>> we just really raw dogged this, guys. >> I'm telling you, no sheath. >> What does that mean? >> Have you never heard of a condom called. the sheath? >> No. >> No. [laughter]. >> What the [ __ ] did she just say? >> I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Are we. rolling? >> Oh [ __ ] All right. So, I don't know if. this is what it's called, but I'm pretty. sure. Hold on. >> Like an old English. >> I feel like it's like those common used. to have that. Hey, >> what's on your mind?

>> So, [snorts] is a condom called a. sheath? >> Yep, it can be. >> Sheath is just a more formal or old. school word for it or protective. covering? >> Same thing. >> See, when I think sheath, I think it's. like when they use like lamb skin or. intestines for condom. >> [ __ ] I knew that. I have no idea. >> The last lady fetch me the sheep. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. [laughter] Can you imagine? >> How would a guy say what I thought?

>> BUT HOW WOULD A guy say it when he's. putting it on? How does he say it using. that? >> Um, >> me lady, can you help me put on thy. sheath? >> Thy sheath. >> Thy sheath. >> All right. So, anyways, um, hello. friends. Welcome to another. Al. didn't sound very wet. >> Confess. Here it is. >> That was my whistle for everybody who. was in the comments last week saying I.

don't whistle anymore. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You do a little damn if you do over. there, didn't you? Did you give me the. little. >> I did the a. >> Oh, we should have little ATC. >> I like it. I We're so We're [ __ ]. dorks. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] get [ __ ] gets us so excited. >> She said gang. She said dorks. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Okay. That was. >> Oh my goodness. I'm so excited. We. literally have ran around all day long.

Meetings, uh, [ __ ] you name it. And. >> leaving to go to LA for two weeks. almost. And. >> have any of you guys packed? >> No. I have my suitcases in the car that. I just bought for the trip just because. >> I was wondering where you were. I was. like, we have a glam in like 30 minutes. and she's shopping. I was I had to get. cute little, you know, outfits to sleep. in and. >> I saw the bags down there. >> Yeah, baby. >> Listen, a girl had to step her game up. and sex her frame up. Okay.

>> Okay. That that's that's the quote for. summer. >> I know to come cuddle one night. >> Yeah. With your bring your sheath. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> Os. >> So, last week was a hit. You guys loved. the Ask Confess. So many people in the. comments. Um, who told us the subject to. do this week? >> A lot of people actually asked. This was. not just a oneperson thing. It was a lot. of people asked about this one. And I. thought, you know what? If it's most. asked, why not?

>> Okay, let's let's uh tell people what it. is. >> Uh, everyone wants to know the wildest. place that you've had sex. >> Where's the wildest place you've had. sex, Haley? >> I don't think I'd be doing it at wild. Girl, you'd be [ __ ] in werewolf. costumes and [ __ ]. >> You know what? Okay, so that's not the I. mean, it was in the middle of an. apartment complex out the side of his. yellow Dodge Challenger. I remember. that. And I was in fullon wolf makeup,

including yellow contacts. >> Ew. Pull my cape up. [laughter]. >> There is nothing sexy about yellow. contacts. I don't care who you are. When. you're a wolf, it goes [laughter]. >> fact that you can pull your cape up. >> Looks good. >> Put the cape to the side. >> Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. I think everybody knows. mine. Graveyard. I've done it in. graveyards. Dentist office. Um. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> dentist office with the dentist.

>> The dental assistant. >> Yeah. >> He was my man at the time. RIP Tony. >> Got it. >> He was the dentist. >> Oh. uh in the back of a Uber comfort, but it wasn't full sex going on. >> What? >> We were drunk. Um but yeah, that was it. >> That's hot. >> Yeah, I tipped the. >> Did he just let you? >> Huh? >> He just let you go. >> She um didn't say anything. I kept. looking. >> She's probably [ __ ] terrified. >> Yeah, she just kept looking straight. Um.

>> Yeah. I mean, I'm sure if you're an Uber. driver, you're definitely um. >> you know, >> seeing driving some passengers around. there getting [ __ ] banging in the. back of the car. >> Yeah, I just kind of at the time threw a. 20 after I left. I'm like, I'm sorry. [laughter]. >> Sorry for the smell. >> The smell was wild. >> I would break check. So, >> it was just one of those. No one was. >> Yeah. No one was driving home. Just. Ubered home and it was Yeah. >> What position. >> were you getting? What was it, >> Brook? I mean,

>> oh, oh, his bra. >> Hell yeah. Yeah, it was awesome. >> You don't think he's going to tell. another story with it not being. brooding? >> I don't know. It could be a a young. >> young little whippers snapper. >> I love sex outside. I don't want to get. caught, but I love sex outside. So, I. mean, I've had sex in alleyways. Like, you just name it. It's free-for-all. The. world is your oyster, >> you know? >> That's wild. >> How about you memes? Where's the wildest. place you've had sex? Why are you. looking at me like that? [laughter].

>> Waiting. >> We're going to know something. Tell us. something juicy. Cuz I know you're. afraid. >> I did it in the woods the other day. >> The other day with all the tick with the. tick [ __ ] problem that's going on in. the world. >> Yeah. >> Got a tick in your [ __ ]. >> No. >> Tick in the puss. >> No. [laughter]. >> How do you know? Are you sure? >> There's a lot of folds down there. >> Okay. >> I checked. [laughter] Okay. We We did a. deep dive. >> Oh, >> all right. Well, that's hot. the woods. I'd like to get banged in the woods.

That'd be hot. Up against a tree. >> You got 60 acres. >> With my luck, I'd get [ __ ] poison. Did you do it in our woods? >> You son of a [ __ ]. >> You in the compound? >> Chris in the woods and I haven't even. had a chance to do that. [laughter] She. said, "Yeah, we've got 60 acres." I was. like, "Wait, what?" Everyone gets an. acre. >> All right, fine. Good quality air trees. I'll be christening them soon. >> Right behind you. right behind you. >> High five. >> High five. [laughter] Air. Air five. If.

people only knew that we turned into. like [ __ ] marble red smoking [ __ ]. conac drinking hillbillies when we talk. about. >> Oh, it's disgusting how we [laughter]. speak about men. It's like so wild, you. guys. >> It's just like. >> I turn into somebody's uncle. >> You turn into [ __ ] construction. workers. >> or like a logger. I can picture you like. in a flannel with a flannel hat with the. flaps, you know? You just picking up. random women at a [ __ ] dive bar? >> Yeah. >> Just hitting the [ __ ] marble red.

>> Yeah. >> Mhm. I would. >> All right. So, let's look at some of. these wildest places that people have. had sex. We want to honor everybody's. anonymity. >> That's the word I learned from that one. I was talking about. Anonymity. >> Crazy. >> Listen, I'm update on that. That person. ended up that person ended up telling. their parents and they totally accepted. the fact that they were gay. >> They have reached out. Yes. Update that. the parents are totally cool with it. The dad was a little taken back but has. now fully accepted it. The mom.

immediately accepted the situation and. >> very very happy. >> I'm so happy that we were able to help. that person. >> I've got that tattooed on my arm. >> That makes me so. >> a red roller coaster. >> Huh? That roller coaster is right there. >> It's the giant dipper in Santa Cruz. >> How the hell you know that from white. sticks and. >> it's like a [ __ ] roller coaster. >> It's the most iconic one in America. >> Is it a roller coaster? Yeah, it's like. 110 years old. >> What if that's Six Flags? >> It is not. It's the oldest wooden roller. coaster in America.

>> Wait, I see the palm tree at the bottom. >> Yeah, you know what? I saw that as I was. saying six flags and I. >> Santa Cruz, California. >> Should be coming up. >> Nobody cares. >> I do. >> I'm blind. >> I am, too. Hey, you're going to have to. read some of these because of the angle. Okay, >> there we go. >> All right. This person said, "I. conceived my first child in a casino. bathroom.". >> I love that. I love that they know when. they conceived their child. >> That's so [ __ ] dope, though. >> I know. When I conceived both my kids,

>> I wonder who I wonder what casino it was. and if they should have named their kid. after the casino. >> I know this person, so I am going to. reach out. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. >> That's crazy. >> Literally, Hold on. That reminds me of a. Tik Tok I saw and this couple had a baby. and they named her all of June because. their first date was at Olive Garden and. it their anniversary was like June 21st, whatever. No, the first comment was like. Tinder May. [laughter]. It was so funny. The rest of the.

comments were just like like Pornhub or. like something like it was so. >> I love the name Olive though. >> Olive is cute. My friend has a daughter. named Olive because they got married. under an olive tree. A. so sweet. So sweet. >> I love that. >> Uh, someone said on the hood of a car. >> I love getting a car. >> Nothing makes a woman feel sexier than. getting sprawled out on a car, dude. And. >> what kind of car though? >> Mine was a my Shelby Rous stage 2. Um,

it was a Mustang that I had. >> Mine was my Nissan. >> What did you just say? >> I said Subaru. >> Not the Subaru. >> Damn. Does that thing even have a. >> It's low. Yeah, it's low. But why? You. got a lot of surface area. >> Yeah. All right. >> I had it ultimate. >> Yeah. Hot. >> Got it. >> Like it. >> All right. >> Like it a lot. >> All right. >> Bent her over my Harley while it was in. my room to be worked on cuz no room in. the garage. Hot. >> Wait, do you guys remember that really. hot couple that came to that Shine Down. concert in Texas? That's them. >> Speaking of Shine Down, shout out to our.

boy Zach Meyers. I [ __ ] love. >> Should we call Should we call in a. source and ask him where the Wildest. Place was? >> Yes, let's do it. I'm going to li him. I'm going to. >> What if we call in a few people? We should call. >> Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right. Zach Meyers, you better. answer the phone, you [ __ ]. >> He was just getting tattooed. He said. he's had his work back worked on for 11. hours now. >> Damn. Maybe he's probably not going to. want to answer then. >> Why is my microphone so high? [laughter]. >> Damn. I was like, "Hey guys,

>> you know what? I'm tired of you never. answering the phone.". >> He literally text me like five minutes. ago. All right, we're gonna try to call. Matt Matthews because Zach sucks. >> Hold on. Do we see this? Oh, man. >> I think people get scared when I. FaceTime. >> You know what? Probably. >> I kind of would. >> Hello. >> What are you doing? >> Driving to the vet to get my dogs. What. are you doing? >> Uh, I need to ask you where the wildest. place you've had sex is. >> The wildest place?

>> Yeah. Mine was a graveyard and a dental. office. >> Are you selling a podcast? >> Yes. So, we're calling random people, asking them the wildest places they've. had sex. [laughter]. >> Um, I I don't feel like it's very wild, but. the barn. >> That's hot. Were the horses watching? >> Oh. Oh, >> probably. That's like some beastiality. [laughter]. >> I love you. I miss you. We're going to. call a couple other people now. [gasps]. >> Love you. Bye. >> Bye. >> Okay. Who else? >> Jeffrey. >> Jeffrey. Jeffrey. You know, he's had.

some. >> Did we see this one on the left, >> guys? >> All right. >> Huh? What does it say? >> Said, "Used to visit the Dollar General. store regularly. Parking lot is perfect. spot.". >> I get it. >> The doen. >> Yeah, the little DG. >> The little do. >> DP and the DG. Jeffrey Jeffy's probably. on a [ __ ] live. Okay, he's. >> We should request to join his live. >> Try to get him to answer. >> What are you dyes? [laughter]. What are you doing, you sexy. [ __ ] I cannot wait to see you.

[laughter]. >> I can't wait to suck A DICK WITH YOU. >> OH, [screaming] DUDE. Tap tap tap the. rotisserie all over the face, baby. Um, >> my camels. What What do you What do we. got? What do you want me to spill. tonight? [laughter]. >> I We're calling everybody and we're. asking them, where is the wildest place. you've ever had sex? >> Oh my god. Let me hit this. [laughter]. You look so hot right now. You look like. so manly and hot, dude.

>> I haven't shaved in a couple days. I'm. ready. I'm ready to talk to you. Honestly, >> let's do it, baby. Can I watch it? >> We're both single and ready to mingle. We'll film it. >> We should have the kid. [ __ ]. >> Give me your sperm, Jeffrey. Oh my god. >> Fastest metabolism. So creative. >> Funniest baby ever. >> I my my my family line 125 years men. only. >> Let's do it. Wow. >> Let's do it. We'll talk about it in LA. over dinner. >> Okay. So, crazy. Oh god. Is sucking dick.

and having the co-pilot take pictures. Rey, >> that counts. That counts. >> That's good. That's. >> Is this the pictures we've seen? I feel. like these are pictures we've seen. I. feel like [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wow. I didn't know the co-pilot took it. >> Or now that I live on a farm, like. literally by the creek in the middle of. nowhere. In the middle of nowhere. >> He's in the creek. You being quiet on the creek, baby. >> Quiet on the creek. [screaming]. >> Jeffrey knows. [laughter].

>> I love that. >> My baby. look funny. A pink tractor's coming by. I'm not kidding. [laughter]. >> So funny. That is so Jeffrey coded, dude. Look at. [laughter]. >> I [gasps] Oh my god. Hi, baby. All. right. I love you so much. I'll see you. in LA. >> I love you. >> I love you. Bye, baby. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> [ __ ] All right. Um, >> can we call Bryley? >> Call Bryley. Yep. Call Bryley. She's.

probably like, "What?". >> In the bath. >> She's in the bathtub with a coke. >> In the bathtub with a Coke in her hand. and probably Cheesecake Factory. >> So, Dude, Bryley's everything. >> I love her so much. You guys got to hear. this song that she sent me. Remind me to. play it for you. It's so good. >> Hold on. Neil's calling. >> Oh, hey, friend. We're in the middle of. filming. Can I call you right when we're. done? >> Yes. >> Okay. I'll give us like 15 minutes. >> Ask him. >> All right. [laughter] Bye. No. Ask my. divorce attorney.

>> Hey, where's the wildest? He He's I He. >> can't handle He can't handle. >> Poor Neil is he's over me. Yeah, he's. over me. >> My divorce attorney literally said, "I. give people suggestions and they. normally listen. I've learned that Bunny. is going to do things her way.". >> Yes. Why is no one answering today? because they don't [ __ ] love us. >> Does everyone work and have lives? That's crazy. >> I hate this. >> What's next? >> Here, we'll go through some more. >> Let's go back to some of these while we. figure out who else to call. And.

>> oh, Bryley's in the studio. Be. inappropriate with. >> She said she's cooking. >> Oh, [laughter]. listen. Let her cook. Wait. Let her. cook. >> Let her cook, baby. >> Someone said they did it in Coohl's. I. would like to know if it was inside or. out. >> Did you use Everybody [ __ ] in dressing. room cash? Everybody [ __ ] in dressing. rooms. >> Hot tub. A hot tub at a hotel is [ __ ]. wild. Do you know how much. >> Okay, so there was a swinger club that I. used to go to in Vegas called the Red. Rooster. We call it the. >> one with the meatballs. >> The Yep. The meat where I got drugged.

with the meatballs. They have a hot tub. >> and the hot tub used to have like this. coating of like bubbled sperm on the. top. >> No. >> Yeah. It was bad. >> It was bad. >> Wait, I have a serious question though. Like sperm can survive in certain. elements. >> Can it survive in a hot tub because it's. hot? >> No, it kills it. >> It kills it, but it can bubble at the. top. Like it there was a thick layer of. just like smack.

>> Oh, smagma. Okay. [laughter]. >> Grow up. >> I just got goosebumps. I'm going to gag. [gasps]. >> a gazebo in the middle of the cemetery. Uh, we have somebody here who has. >> Hang on. No, scroll up a little bit. >> Hold on. We have somebody here who has. um experience with a gazebo. [laughter]. >> during. raining overlook. >> That could be one of mine mine. >> Yeah, that was hot. The story you told. us. >> it was and it was it was like uh. storming outside overlooking mountains.

and. >> Yeah, that's kind of romantic. >> It was. >> I love that. >> It was romantic. Yeah. >> Quiet on the creek. >> No. Why? Why are we skipping? What are. we skipping? >> I don't know. I can't see I can't see. there's a gla. >> if you zoom in um the one on the left. [clears throat]. I got this one I [ __ ] this alt chick. in the woods. slapped her spit in her mouth slapped. her well hold on.

slapped her spit in her mouth then bent. her over you did that in our [ __ ]. woods [ __ ]. you did that in our woods you didn't. even give me a chance slapped and spit. in a mouth. >> [snorts]. >> [ __ ] hot. >> Getting heathen. >> God, I like it. Record it next time. >> Damn it. [laughter]. >> He said he was like almost pulled out. the camera. >> I'm almost jealous. Okay. Damn. >> Now I got to [ __ ] one up that. >> Yeah. Um, we're going to all have to one. up each other. >> Yeah. Oh, >> on the just random. >> be in the [laughter] creek.

>> We're all just going to send videos. I'm. over here. >> We'll have like a little a little board. where it's like, did it hear? >> We should have a map and just put push. [laughter] push pins in the. >> Yeah, exactly. Yes. I love that, dude. >> It's like, where's where's Bunny? She's. at the guard shack. [laughter]. >> That's an idea. >> Oh, >> with the Amish. You should do that. >> He's It isn't He doesn't I need more. [laughter]. >> She said, "Do you wonder if he's got an. old?". >> So, for everybody that's at home, Haley.

has this obsession with banging an Amish. dude, but he has to be like straight up. Amish. We made a dating profile one time. and it said if the buggy is a rocking. don't come a knocky. >> Yes. She wants a horse and buggy. Like. straight up. >> I would do it in a horse and buggy. Oh. my gosh. >> That'd be kind of hot. I would do that. too. >> I know. But he has to be like so gothic. I know. [clears throat]. >> He has to be like a hot uh Amish though. Like. >> how can you tell if they're hot though? Because they grow their hair out and. they have those beards. >> I've seen some that are not badl.

looking. But that could be like my area. though. But those are I think those are. menite. >> Should we go to Amish country when we. get back? >> Please. I bet you they have Cali. I bet. the Cali so much. >> Do Do they live in California? >> I don't mean to be offensive, but do. they bathe regularly? >> Yep. >> No. >> Okay. >> Wait, you said yep. I. >> Why wouldn't they? >> I'm sure. >> I think they bathe. Somebody in the. comments. Yeah. No, someone once told us. cuz we've talked about deodorant. >> is that like they're like it's not as.

regular as like an everyday washer, right? >> Yeah. They're like washing off in the. creek or whatever. >> Well, that's Haley's uh fantasy. So, yeah, maybe some maybe can't watch this. >> Maybe an Amish guy listens to this. freaking podcast. >> He doesn't have a phone. >> Oh, they're on Rumbringer. >> Unless he is. >> I would like the ones that have the. secret phones. My type. >> You know what that is? >> I love the t the ones on Tik Tok. Those. are my baby. >> They all have secret. >> I love them so much. >> They're like guys in prison when they. sneak the cell phones in. I [laughter]. love those. Those are my favorite lives.

on Tik Tok. Yeah, >> someone said in a nursing home parking. lot in broad daylight. >> She was on a lunch break. >> No one's going to hear [ __ ] out there. >> Denny's bathroom. >> I appreciate the Midwest. >> I appreciate a girl uh getting hers on. her lunch break. Hold on. Here's Zach. Meyers. I'm in a massage fool. Call you. back. >> Answer it in the massage. >> They all get massages before the. concert. I get it. >> I said you have to answer. It's. important. [laughter].

You're gonna interrupt his precon. massages. >> Oh, like he hasn't had 575. They live on. the [ __ ] road, dude. [laughter]. >> Did you see his uh Instagram last night. of him in the red light mask? I was. like, "No, Zack, >> I need one though.". >> He said, "But wait, where'd you get it?". >> Zach, send me the link. >> The link? >> Yeah. >> All right. >> That's funny. >> A porta potty. >> E. >> That's That's [clears throat] Do you see. the guy that just recently got stuck in. one? >> No. He wouldn't come out.

>> Nope. >> He wouldn't come on or they wouldn't let. him out. >> I can't remember cuz I kind of didn't I. >> Did he in the hole? You mean. >> in it? >> He didn't get stuck. That's That's. crazy. >> No. Don't like it. >> In it. >> Yeah. He wanted to be there. >> I [clears throat] was a bachelorette. party at a bar behind the building by. the dumpster. Doggy style. >> Like it. >> That's pretty much brought me. >> High school library behind a rock on a. hiking trail while others walked by. >> That's a little like it. Uh, a little. too close to minors, but.

>> yeah, I don't want to I don't I'm not. trying to offend anybody or get charges. So, >> yeah. I mean, she could also they did it. in high school. >> Fair enough. >> Yeah. On a royal estate in the UK. That's my dream. >> Okay. In the back of a smog master. >> That's one of my new fantasies. I want. to [ __ ] in a castle. >> In a castle. >> Yes. Scotland. >> I want to bang Dracula in a castle. >> Oh, you guys got to see this church my. friend sent me. She's in Europe right. now. Can we go back to Europe, please? uh Europe trip. >> Baby, the world is our oyster. We can do.

whatever we want. >> and be on whatever timeline we want to. be on. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> church. Church. >> A lot of church. >> You know what I've done? >> There was a lot of church parking lots. >> Me, too. >> No [clears throat] one was there. Right. So, >> yeah. I've I grew up in the church, so. things happened. >> All right. [laughter]. >> In a random person. I don't want to hear. it. Mrs. I [ __ ] got spit on in the. woods. >> and slapped.

Jason, use commas next time. I couldn't. read that. [laughter]. >> Oh, hell no. What does that say? Granny's retire hot tub. >> Could you imagine that, Smeagma? >> That probably smells like. >> I feel like it's like yellow. >> mothballs. >> [gasps]. >> It's like when soup sits in the. refrigerator for a little too long and. gets that like hard coating on top. >> Oh, yeah. [snorts] Like grease. Yeah, grease. Exactly. [laughter]. >> I am turning you guys off.

>> Um right now. >> All right. Oh, look. Apartment balcony, Haley. That's crazy. >> What does that one say? Cornfield called. Lover's Lane. >> Got corn right up the ass. Oh, >> and it was hot as [ __ ] sex. It's. >> hot as [ __ ] sex. So, I was okay with. that. Wait, he put the corn in your ass. >> Or were you Maybe she was laying. >> Maybe she was laying down. >> Do you think he at first?

>> No. >> We're going two different directions. >> Oh, yeah. >> No, but I I genuinely am like, first of. all, have you guys ever been in a. cornfield? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, they're scary. >> It's absolutely not. I'd be terrified. >> Itchy as [ __ ] Bugs everywhere. Like. that's crazy. >> No, Cornfields are not. Have you not. seen Children on the Corn? It's kind of. hot. >> Creepers. Creepers. >> Every scary movie. >> Kind of like it. >> They be like, "Why is Mimi's car down by.

the [ __ ] cornfield up the road?". [laughter]. >> What are those headlights in the middle. of the cornfield? >> That's [ __ ] crazy. >> Whose butthole is that? [laughter]. >> [laughter]. >> Oh my god. Okay, >> Dylan, where's the wildest place you've. ever had sex? >> You paused it. >> Oh, wait. You paused it. You can't pause. it. We got to see your face. >> It's not me. It's. >> your damn phone. It's cuz you need a new. >> recording with a calculator. [laughter].

>> Where's the wildest place you've had. sex? [ __ ] Um, >> boring. >> [snorts]. >> Oh my god. I don't know if I could air. that. We're [laughter] just going to. delete that. He's so shy. Wait, this. [ __ ] talks so much [ __ ] and then. when he's put on the spot wants to get. shy. >> in the back of his mom's car while she. was driving us to our homecoming dance. >> That's [ __ ] disgusting. >> Wa. >> [ __ ] in front of your mom. That's. weird.

>> There was a couple of them that were. like, "My mom was talking to me and he. just slipped it in.". >> Wo. What? >> I have so. >> Huh? >> Uh-huh. >> I couldn't do that. That's really. >> My mom was talking. >> She was having a conversation with her. mom and he just slipped it in while they. were talking. >> What does that [ __ ] mean? >> How do you not see that? >> And how do you just slip it in without, you know, getting a little face? >> You know what? I think I know. They were. in the bed. Mom walked in. Hey, honey. >> And then they were like he spent the. night but they didn't do anything. That's that's their story. And then if. the mom's talking and they're in the bed. together, you can just. >> That person was fulfilling a fantasy of.

[ __ ] the mom, too. >> Yeah. Like if you're watching the mom. speak to the daughter. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's [ __ ] dudes. are slimy littleers. [clears throat]. >> Buffalo Wild Wings men's bathroom during. a UFC fight and got kicked out. Oh, you. got caught. Get it, bro. >> Hell yeah. That's my favorite one. Did. you get free wings? Yeah, that's what I. want to know. >> Yeah, I take a few bites before I left. >> Uh, I had sex in a private plane hanger. on the toolbox and then one in one of. the planes. All right. >> That's hot. That's hot. >> All right.

>> I would do that. >> I like it. I the front door of my. family's uh was in the living room. several feet away. Why do people [ __ ] in. front of their families? >> I don't know. That's a little weird. I. never got into that and I've done some. weird [ __ ]. >> Small town carnival. BJ on the ferris. wheel followed by sex at the fishing. pier. >> Oh, okay. I've [ __ ] around on a ferris. wheel before. Yep. >> Okay. >> Got fingered on a ferris wheel. >> You got fingered on a wheel. Yes. And. had sex on a ferris wheel. >> I have sex in a movie theater. How do you get leverage when it's.

rocking like that? >> You just sit down. He's He's sitting and. you squat down like reverse cowgirl. >> Oh, okay. >> Cuz. >> bouncing. >> Um, >> you're bouncing. >> and it rock at all. >> I mean, yeah, you can't finish. You're. not finishing. You're literally just. doing it for the novelty. That's it. >> You're just [ __ ] on a fair. >> Okay. >> There's no ejaculation. >> Storage units. Wow. Grave. Oh, look. Someone had a graveyard. >> Abandoned house. That's my fantasy. >> That's kind of hot. I would do that. We. live in Germany and we did it at the.

tower of a castle. Okay, that's all you. right there. >> Yep. >> Yeah. You know what I think would be so. hot? Have you guys ever seen the movie. mermaids with Sher and Winona Ryder? >> No. >> Such a good movie. You guys have to. watch it. It's an old school movie, but. she has sex in a lighthouse. [gasps]. >> That would be so romantic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. With like candles everywhere. Very. hot. >> Yeah, that'd be hot. >> I like that. >> Mhm. I would do that. We're going to. leave this this freaking episode horny.

as hell. Himer's going to go home and. bang the [ __ ] out of Brooke. She's be. like, "What the hell got into [laughter]. you?". >> Um, Blockbuster bathroom. Let's go. >> Wait, how [ __ ] long ago was that? When the [ __ ] was there a Blockbuster. that was open? >> Yeah, that was hot. >> Church basement with the pastor's son. during his dad's sermon. >> Damn. >> Respect. [laughter]. Well, at least you know the dad's not. coming down there. >> Yeah. Uh, in a car driving down the. highway, he was driving an ice out on. his lap. >> How could he see?

>> I'd be too scared. It's. >> a little dangerous. >> Scared. >> Crazy. >> Unless it's a Tesla. I heard they drive. themselves now. >> They do. >> Oh, so you can [ __ ] in a Tesla. >> Themselves. >> Wow. You could bang in a Tesla anytime. >> Lean back. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> All right. Treehouse. Okay. >> That's romantic. I like that. >> On a slide in a park. >> That's kind of weird. kind of weird. Kids parks are off limit. Why are we. doing stuff where kids are? We don't do. that.

>> If it's like night time and there's no. kids there, I get that. Yeah. But if. it's like during the day, like what are. you doing. >> on a trampoline? That's where I first. mess around. >> Roller rink in a DJ booth. That's kind. of cool. >> All right. >> Wait. On a tube getting pulled behind a. boat. >> How hot. >> How do you stay on. a jet ski? >> You're holding on trying to go down. That's easy. Yeah. I feel like that's. not easy. >> Tube getting pulled. >> I mean, they might have been just. pulling them around the lake. So, they. have this thing or they had this thing.

in Vegas, too, that used to call they. used to call um Love Cloud or Love. something. And you could literally rent. a private jet for 30 minutes and you. would go up and this private jet was. nothing but a big ass bed and you could. [ __ ] and then come back down. Love. cloud. I forget what it was called, but. yeah. >> Imagine a blue light in there. >> Oh gosh. Ew. Yeah, that'd be so. >> like a glow stick. >> Yeah, I know. >> Glow stick exploded. >> Yeah, >> it'd look like veneers in [ __ ] black.

light. [laughter]. >> That's funny as [ __ ]. >> Lots of cars. >> Oh, so many cars. >> Yeah. >> By's parking lot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I hope you got a. >> the beaver in the pork sandwich after. >> That would be Yeah. What would be your. post snack at Bies after [ __ ] in the. parking lot? >> Beaver nuggets. I get a brisket. [laughter]. I don't even got to think. Give us a. [ __ ] beaver nuggets, baby. Beaver. nuggets. >> Diet Pepsi. >> Okay. >> Diet.

>> Yeah. Mhm. >> Regular Pepsi. You need a little. Gatorade after. >> I really like their beef jerky. >> Their jerky is good. >> Their their beef jerky bar. >> Fantastic. >> They've got everything. >> We love Bies. >> Um. >> floor of a restaurant. >> A cardboard. >> Floor of a restaurant bathroom. That's. dirty. I have [ __ ] in numerous bars. I. get that. But laying on the floor in any. of those places. No. >> No. >> Please don't. >> That's a. >> I don't get the cardboard dumpster. >> That's a hard nar. [laughter].

>> All right, guys. We are on our way to. LA. Don't [ __ ] mind us. We got to. scadaddle. But next week's uh Ask. Confess will probably do in a LA studio. So, love you. See you guys later. Bye.