Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces | Dumb Blonde Podcast

Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy. Welcome to another episode of Dumb. Blonde. post facelift edition. So, if you guys see me all stiff-necked. over here, it's because I can't [ __ ]. move my head and it hurts to smile. So. >> it hurt to smile? Yeah, it did. It hurts.

to smile. >> How are you guys? >> Oh, we're doing great. Your face looks. You look so beautiful. >> Oh, I love you. It's. definitely been a process. We'll get. into it though. You guys had to watch it. the entire time. Should we insert little clips of the. bloody of my face getting things. done? >> Inside of your face. Yeah, it was crazy, right? Yeah, he like finger. [ __ ] your forehead. It was wild to. watch. >> Dude, I've never seen my Listen, I got a. six-head, okay? I have a six-head. We.

all know that. When I saw these. videos of me getting surgery. my forehead, I look like a Pennywise. Like it was. >> to inject your forehead and your. forehead just like grew. >> It like exploded like this. It like was. breathing. >> but do you know that my head is still. swollen. I can't even wear a hat right. now. Like Okay. >> Really? >> so, normally when I wear a hat and I.

don't have extensions in, it's all the. way closed, like on the last latch. You. know what I'm talking about how it's. like cuz I wear trucker hats. I have to. open it all the way up to the to where. it's on one latch because my head is so. bulbous right now. >> What? >> Yeah, it's still so swollen. It went. down a lot, but I mean, we're still. dealing with alien head over here. >> Immediately after you look like a. hammerhead shark. It was a little. scary-looking. It was scary. >> Don't make me laugh. I can't even. sneeze. Have you tried to yawn with a. with five chins? It's terrible, dude. >> I know. I'm telling you that's.

>> No, yours isn't No, yours is like. hard. >> I know. >> It It's like. >> Mine are squishy. >> Yours is like. It's like there I know there's not. anything in there, but it feels like you. have like something right there. It's. crazy feeling. >> Dude, or should we just talk about face. lift? I mean, that's what we're talking. about. How are you guys? Enough about. me. Let's talk about you really quick, though. >> I got two turkeys in a brooder, though. >> But, you're the crazy bird lady. Crazy.

ass bird lady right now. Like. >> No, what did you say on my comments the. other day? He goes. >> it's It's been a week and you already. have two other animal species. >> I want another cow so bad. Like I'm. having like a little girl. I know. I. want one so bad. I'm trying to hold off. till we move to the new property, but. I'm telling you right now. it's spring time and I'm just feeling. the little nugget that I just want to. kiss and hug. And Crunch is great and. all and like he's cool to cuddle when. he's laying down, but man, that dude's a. dick. Like he's such a And S'more will not let.

me touch him anymore. >> What happened? >> I don't know what happened. I have no. idea what happened. He will not let me. >> Because you were gone for so long, he's. just like, "Who is this?". >> That is sad. I never even thought of it that way. Oh my god. >> You have to react to me. >> How did the two turkeys come about? >> Uh. yeah, I've been in like a depression. episode since like December and Jason's. trying everything in the world to make. me happy and then. >> Why? I didn't know you were depressed.

How did I not know you were depressed? You tell me every time you're depressed. >> It just happens. So, he was like he We. were at Tractor Supply the other day and. I was like, "Those two turkeys are. alone. Like they don't have any family.". And then he was like, "Hey, I have to go. get sweet feed for Pablo. Do you want to. go?" And I was like, "No, I'm good." And. he came home and he like opened the. trunk and I was like, "You got me a. barbecue pit." Cuz I've been wanting a. barbecue pit for the front yard. And I. was like, "Oh, thank god. I thought you. were going to get me uh chickens. I. didn't know how we were going to take. care of them.". >> Oh. >> Plot twist. >> He goes, "Uh could you get the stuff out.

of the front seat?". >> Huh? >> And I open it and I was like, "What are. they?" And luckily they were turkeys. Turkeys are much better babies than. chicks. Chicks like wreak havoc. And I'm. talking like my chicks will empty the. brooder. My. >> What the empty in the brooder mean? >> They'll like they'll literally dig. >> people who aren't hicks at home. >> They just like they'll tip over their. feed and they'll dump out all their. water and they'll fill their water full. of chips. Like. >> they're like toddlers. >> Yes. And turkeys,

if they get something in their water, they take it out. >> So they're clean. >> Their water is so clean. And their food. is so clean. >> Oh, they're so sweet. And like they keep. like buffing up to each other and stuff. And like it's I really like turkeys. >> I told you about Fred, right? You had a. a big turkey named Fred and my Meemaw. did. My Meemaw and my Bibby in Texas had. this turkey named Fred and he thought he. was a dog. So every time I would go and. visit um in Texas, Crockett, Texas,

shout out Crockett, Texas. Anytime I. would go out there for the summer, um Fred would be there. And I would go. out on the farm in the morning and he. would just be strutting around and he. would be he'd bark cuz he thought he was. a a dog. Yeah. Turkeys are really smart. man. >> That's what everyone has commented. They're like, "You're going to love it. It's like having another dog.". >> Yeah. >> Have you seen the lady on Instagram that. burps her turkeys? >> No. Not on turkey. >> I'm I'm a turkey guy. >> Yeah, I'm not on bird. >> Yeah. Yeah, she burps them. I didn't.

know how to burp them. >> Unless it's crows, then that's a whole. 'nother story, but. >> Yeah. That's crazy. So. >> So she pats them on the back? >> No, she squeezes him. >> Is that humane? What are we doing? >> Uh cuz they they can ingest a lot of. like air, so they get like really tight. And so he'll go she'll go burp her. turkey. >> Oh my goodness. >> It's actually sweet cuz it's like. Oh god, don't make me laugh. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, and then we got a cat, we rescued.

a cat, so. >> He's the cat story is wild though. >> Yeah, you guys have to go watch that cuz. that's long. >> Yeah, Mimi did a cat story on her. TikTok, so go watch her over on. Crunchymuffin. Is it Crunchymuffin still. on TikTok? Okay. Um yeah, go watch her. over there on TikTok, but. that [ __ ] pisses me off. The people who so short story is Mimi. asked Were these friends? >> No, it was just like a local Facebook. group. >> Okay, a local Facebook group, she asked.

for a barn cat. >> Yeah. >> And these people give her this cat. saying that they trapped it earlier in. the day. >> Overnight. >> Overnight is what they said, yeah. And. the cat was almost decapitated. >> It's like. you could see its skull. To be completely honest, like you could. see his skull. >> dude. He uh I know I know now why you. call him Scarface, too, cuz when you put. the video of him uh the camera on his. face, like his whole little face is.

scarred up. That dude's lived a hard. life. >> Oh, yeah, like he doesn't even like have. hair here, like. you can tell like that cat has been. >> He's got a skull head. He does have a. skull head. Oh my god. He's got a skull. head. >> Exactly the same. >> What the hell, dude? Like. >> Yeah, I know. He's. >> Figures your cat would come with a skull. head. >> Pre-skull headed? Yeah, welcome to the. family. >> Yeah. Hayley, what have you been up to? >> Show me your knee.

>> Looking at dicks from Paris. No, I fell. Uh. me and tequila don't mix, and. >> But tell the story of how you got. >> First first and foremost, if you guys. ever want to meet Haley, just go to. Goodnight Nashville every weekend. because she's there every weekend. >> Maybe once every. >> Listen, if you're home, she's there. >> She's there. >> Yeah, that's her comfort zone. So, make. sure you go to the Bunny X 0 floor on. Goodnight Nashville because this is. there. I have people tag me in pictures.

with you. >> Yeah. >> All the time. >> You're like we don't go there like very. rarely. This one, you want a meet and. greet? >> Yeah. >> She's there. >> nothing else to do. Line it up. >> Yeah. >> But uh. >> I was walking to my Uber. and there was this couple on like the. corner of the street and I guess they. were both attractive. So, I was like. "You guys are hot. You guys should make. out. Like you guys need to be together.". And then I just. hit the curb. >> And but for people who don't know, that's [ __ ] Haley's steez, dude. Like.

she can't If she drinks, she's falling. She's falling somewhere. And when she. falls, it's it's like the most. ungraceful thing. And she has to announce that she's. falling and that she has fallen and. she's hurt. >> Yeah, everyone has to know. >> Yeah, everybody has to know. It's just. it's a whole scene every time. >> You're such a grandma about it. >> You you fall like a grandma. Yeah.

>> I'm a little dramatic, too. Like I got. to. you know, like have to lay there for a. little bit just so people know. >> people. >> Yeah, ask if you're okay. >> The couple literally helped me into my. Uber. >> She said they picked her up by her arms. >> Yeah, meanwhile I'm like hurting so bad. >> She's like get me a Sprite. >> Did you have your platforms on? >> Yep. >> That's why. >> Yeah, you fall a lot. Literally, anytime. you see Haley, ask her to lift her pant. leg up. She has bruises on her knees. >> But she has her straps.

>> I got shots. >> I have a tattoo that's completely taken. out because I fell on tour one time in. Ohio. Just walking around the room. I. remember. She didn't let us not hear. about it for a week, dude. >> Yeah. It was bad. >> No, that one was Do you remember when I. also fell on tour in Salt Lake behind. the stage on that ramp? That one hurt. >> Remember that? >> I fell I fell one time on tour. and I when I say my whole body slapped. the ground. >> That's the worst.

>> That's the worst when you hit the ground. and you bounce. >> So did mine, but mine was backstage. It. was in front of Brantley Gilbert, too. No, Chase Rice. >> Oh god. >> front of Chase Rice and I was like, [ __ ]. I just got up and kept walking. >> Chase, didn't he just retire from. country music or something? >> Yeah. Yeah, he said he retired. Don't. quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure. that he said he's retiring. >> Headlines. >> Yeah. Please headlines, don't grab that. I. don't know for sure. This is not. factual, but I'm pretty sure I saw him.

say something like he's retiring from. country music for a little bit or taking. a break. Maybe. >> Maybe he's taking a break. Maybe he's. taking a break. Maybe he's taking a. break. >> That's crazy cuz didn't we just see his. tour buses when we were at practice or. something? >> Chase Rice? >> That's where Bailey Zimmerman. >> No, that was yeah, that was. two completely different people. >> Yeah, one's way older. One is way. >> One is way older. >> My bad. Why don't you tell everybody about your. little. >> friend's prince? >> Mhm. Well, I didn't know he was French.

when I. matched with him. I was on Bumble when I. was in LA. I totally deleted it. >> I talked her into getting on Bumble. while they were out there. I was like. >> I never met up with anyone though. >> Yeah. I feel like when we're traveling, that is the perfect time for you guys to. be getting dong. When I say you guys, I'm talking about. Have you seen her swipe though? >> No, I've not. >> Well, the one time And also when I'm talking. about Bumble, I'm talking about Mo and. Haley. I'm always trying to get them. dick. Um I did see her swipe the one time when.

we were trying to get Jelly Roll and. Brantley Gilbert fans. >> I. watch this [ __ ] swipe and it's like. >> So, listen, hold on real quick. Let me. elaborate on that because we All right, listen guys. We're. >> like 3 or 4 years ago, too. >> When we're on tour, we like to have fun. So, we make Haley or whoever's single at. the time get on Bumble or Tinder or. wherever and we try to figure out who's. there for the concert. So, it depends on. who we're traveling with. >> checks out cuz you scroll to the bottom. and it shows their like top artists and.

we're always right. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we have not lost. that game ever. >> No. My favorite game ever. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so we have to do that with Post. Malone now. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do. >> We should Okay, I'll get it back for. >> Yeah. >> I'll get it back for tour. >> Are we going out for the Post tour? >> We might be going out for the big ass. shed tour. >> Yeah. That was. >> But I don't know if I don't know if. we're going to Whatever. >> I don't. >> I don't know. My husband is on so much. all the time, I never know what he's. doing. >> should do it for that tour though, too. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, I think we are going to come. out to the little ass shed tour. I don't. think we're going to make any Post. Malone dates cuz we did that last year. and I'm exhausted. >> Also, Posty runs a really tight ship and. >> Very very tight. >> hard to move around backstage and like. it's just not a relaxed environment, whereas with my husband, we come one, come all, >> Yeah. >> everyone's backstage. >> Yeah, everybody's backstage. It's easy. to move around. It's our It's our. show. >> Like it's more like. >> Yeah, it's our show. It's just like one. big family back there.

>> No No disrespect to Post, but he has to. run a tight ship because. >> he's Post Malone. >> We didn't see him or talk to him one. time. >> No. >> No, that was crazy. >> No, we never saw him on tour. Like he. literally shows up, does his job, and. then I don't know where he goes. We. never know. >> Mysterious. >> Now you see him, now you don't. He's. like magic man. Yeah. So, anyways, back to this dong. that you made me see. >> Yeah. Um. >> Haley has a knack for finding dudes who.

have the biggest. >> I've ever seen, dude. >> sense. I mean, it she does. She's a size. queen and does not even like it's crazy. You just pick them out. >> I can just see it. I don't know. It's. something sort of a size queen. >> It's the hands and the nose. >> Yeah. >> Hands and the nose. I'm telling you and. I'm always right. >> I love guys' hands. I have That's one of. my big things that it like attracts me. to any man is their hands. >> Really? >> I've always been so obsessed with a. man's hands. >> think I look at hands. >> Yeah.

I do. >> Really? >> Does your dad have nice hands? >> I don't look at my dad's hands. >> So, Bill had Bill had really nice hands. and he always manicured his his nails. and he had great nail beds. Remember. when my nails started growing out. naturally, I was like, I have Bill. Carter nail beds. Like that's how much. I've always paid attention to hands. I. can't handle handle big bear paws. >> I don't like short fingers. >> I don't like short fingers. >> Huh? >> Short fingers. >> You like short fingers? >> No, me That's a bear paw.

>> Yeah. >> I'm telling you they are hideous. >> I'm not saying it's a bad thing. >> They're just like uh uh uh. >> You guys are so self-conscious right. now. Every dude listening to this is. like. >> I don't want to look at my hands. >> I was like, okay, so I need to go get my. >> nails manicured. >> Oh, listen. >> Let me see your hands. >> Yeah. >> Turn them around. We don't want to see. the. >> Yeah, that's what we. >> You got nice hands, Jaime. >> Thanks. >> You do have nice hands. >> I got soft skin and nice hands. That's. crazy. >> Yeah, me and Jaime have soft We're the. soft skin gang. >> are so soft, it's kind of crazy.

>> Babies. >> Yeah. >> Anyways, back to the dick story. >> We keep getting off subject. >> No, so I met this um I matched with this. like 6'5 like tall, dark hair, blue. eyes, perfect. And we talked a little. bit and then once I got back to. Nashville is when I was like, yo, I'm. deleting this. You want my number or not? And he was. like, oh, I never got on here, whatever. Gave me his number. And. it started with like 4 4.

So, I was like, why does why is his area. code 44? I look it up, it's London. 44. plus, right? Yeah, it's like plus 44. And I even like checked it out with my. guy friend from London. He's like, oh. yeah, that's a real number cuz I thought. I was getting scammed at first. And. uh yeah, so we talked a little bit and. um he's French. Um but he lives in London and yeah. >> Wait, so how did you match with him. then? >> He was in LA when we were in LA. He's. already back traveling.

Mhm, but um. >> Travel-dong. >> Travel-dong. >> Mhm. >> Oh. >> a good travel-dong. >> So, how did the picture come about? >> No, and then say what you said earlier, [ __ ] Cuz so, he sent her this. peg and he wants to FaceTime with her so. bad. >> I'm scared to FaceTime because. he's I Okay, first of all, I mean, he. he texts fine, but like. what if there's a language barrier? And. what if he has like a really. high-pitched like.

>> Pépé le Pew kind of. If it's like grown up and he's like, "Ladies.". >> He's like, "Ho ho ho.". >> Every time he comes, SOMEBODY DOES. >> STOP. >> GOD. >> GOD, I'm scared. >> he sounds like that when he comes? And what if he just gives it to you? >> God, I think I could overlook his voice. though cuz he's. >> I don't know. I'm I'm so scared to. FaceTime though. Uh. >> Just do it. Do it while we're on the. podcast. >> I have a I have a question. >> Do it while we're on the podcast cuz if. he's got a high-pitched voice, we are.

going in, dude. >> Please. >> No, I'm scared. >> Just say hey, I just want to say hi. >> Nope. I'm terrified. Terrified. >> So, you what you would rather just have. a fantasy? >> Yeah. >> He's going to think you're a fake then. if you don't get on there. He's going to. think you're a scam does. >> That's fine. >> What's your question, Jaime? >> in London. I'll never see him. >> So you I just want to confirm that you. know what his dick looks like before you. know what his voice sounds like. >> it. I didn't ask. >> I know, but I'm. I'm clarifying. >> do you Was his His face wasn't in it, so.

how do you know it's him? >> Well, he sent another one of his body. and it looks exactly the same. >> Oh. >> We don't even know, but he's pushing to. FaceTime her, so obviously. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. All I know is have you guys seen. those big slabs of salami that are at. the. deli that they're like they're wrapped. though? That's what his dong looked. like. I mean like it it had some weight. on it. >> It literally said. Yeah, and it was just flopping around. Like why do you guys do that? Why do. they flap it around like I would if I.

had one? >> I mean I would do. >> Oh, I'd hang stuff off of it. >> helicopter? >> All the time. >> Got it. >> And that's not even a joke. It's just. when you have it, you're just like. >> It's like a tail. >> in the front. >> Don't ever do that in front of Brooke. Don't do those hang things in front of. Brooke. >> Uh no, I'll do it like the leg thing. where it flaps the legs. >> Yeah, I would do that all the time. >> legs. >> I'd purposely give myself. just so I could hang stuff off of it.

Like I would want to see like how much. stuff I could hang off of it before it. fell. >> that dude on Instagram that does that? >> What is your FYP, dude? >> What do you think a penis is like as a. woman? >> Ooh. >> Ooh. >> Probably like when our pull up and. throb. But bigger. >> Never thought about that. >> But on the outside of our body. It'd be weird. Cuz it's the same. pulsating Yeah, does it pulsate? >> Yeah. It's like a yeah. >> I don't like that.

You guys, laughing hurts, okay? Please. Please stop. I just. Tell us what it feels like, Jaime. >> throb. It's like. >> It does Yeah, it definitely throbs. It's. like a. um. >> What does it feel like when it enters a. vagina? >> The best feeling ever. IT'S LIKE IT'S LIKE sliding into like. something that got out of the the uh. dryer. Like a nice warm like. >> Oh my god, I just put these pants on. from the dryer and I thought to myself. how great it felt.

>> Yep. >> That's what. >> It's like. >> in this feel like? >> a a smooth release. You're just like, "Wow. This is amazing.". >> I get it. I kind of want one. >> the ridges inside of a vagina? >> Mm. >> Did you know all vaginas have ridges on. the inside? >> feel like warm clothes. >> Ribbed for your pleasure. >> Uh yes. I think so. I think so. Yeah, cuz you do. Yeah, I got to pay more attention. >> Yeah. Okay, I need you to go home and. tonight. >> Okay. >> and then get back to us about. Brooke, thank you for letting us. Thank you for letting us use your vag.

for our. >> I would love I would like to know. >> Yeah, I mean. I have so many questions because as a. woman like we know what it feels like to. be entered, >> Yeah, what does it feel like to be. entered? >> Sometimes it depends. It depends. It depends on how wet you. are. It depends on how hard they are, how hard they are. It. >> Cuz if they're trying to like if you're. trying to tuck it in, no. >> If you're trying. >> hard enough. Is it like have you ever. like whiskey. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Or it's like slightly not hard enough.

>> fold the and just give up at that. >> I would give up. >> noodle. >> Yeah, and they're just they're kind of. trying to shove it in. >> Mhm. >> No, that you give up at that point. Or. just suck it until it gets hard, right? If it can. >> Yeah, some of them can't. >> But if okay, listen, if all things are. are going great, you're [ __ ] wet, he's got a nice size penis, it feels it feels amazing. It feels like. heaven. As soon like you said, as soon. as they enter, you're just like, "Oh my. god.". >> Warm clothes from the dryer. >> It also like we can feel it in our.

cervix, too. So, if you're like hitting. the cervix, >> That hurts. >> Yeah. >> Sometimes it hurts. >> I mean, I like it. >> Yeah, I feel like Jason tilted my cervix. the other day. That [ __ ] hurt so bad. >> Jason with the hog now. Putting in that work. >> That was rough. >> Hey, Jason. Love that. >> Talking about trauma. >> Did you guys see the um Tik Tok that's. going viral right now of the lineman. rodeo? >> Yes. >> I just caught up on that last night, dude. >> His grandma's in the comments?

>> I didn't see grandma. >> I saw his wife in. >> I saw his wife was in the comments. >> And. what's granny saying? >> Granny was like, I'm so and then put his. legal name and I was like, "Grandma.". And I'm mad at him, too. How. >> and break Well, first of all, the dude. was disrespectful. He was kissing on the. girl. He deserves it. >> You had your ring tattooed on, bro. Like. >> Stupid. That's why you never tattoo ring. on. Like, come on. >> I'm. >> Men don't care. >> Men don't. >> They will. >> That was crazy, but he saw her.

>> finger in another woman. They don't. care. >> He saw her recording. >> Yeah, he saw her recording as well. He looked right at the camera. >> Like, you. >> But he also looked like he got caught. cuz he was like up in her face kissing. her and like they were like canoodling. and then he saw the camera and he was. kind of like, "Oh." Like, he was still. smiling. I don't know. I did I don't. >> Yeah, it seemed like he didn't care. >> Okay, but did you not see the other. comment that's in there, too, of a girl. who said, "Oh, I ran into him. >> at a concert? >> at a concert a few weeks earlier and had. like a picture of him.

>> with a with a blonde lady. >> So, I've heard linemen. These are oil. men, right? >> Linemen are like. >> electrical. >> lines and [ __ ] So, they do this like. I've heard linemen, oil men, all of. those guys are kind of like that's what. they do. >> Yeah, anyone who's on the road. >> Right. They're away from their wives for. long periods of time and. you know. >> Yeah. >> happens. >> Ones that go to like the fields for like. months on end and like the. >> They work long hours. >> Yes. Anyone who's like away from work. for long periods of time.

>> Yeah. >> I got friends who do it, so they they. work a lot. >> Yeah, I literally just got on that side. of TikTok last night and I was just like. >> 2:00 a.m. >> Yeah, well well it came in the beginning. of the day and I favorited it cuz I was. like, "Oh, I got to circle back. tonight." And sure. >> Is that what happens when you favorite a. video? It comes back to you? >> No, no, no. I just I so I could like. Yeah, it's in it's saved, so I can go in. there and I like looked and then that's. when the wife's comment popped up and. >> save videos? >> No, I if I like somebody is something.

and I'm trying to do it, I'll like it, save it, repost. >> I save every video out of habit. >> Ask. >> I don't even know how many I have. >> I think we should go look at. >> I think we should go look at how many. favorites we have because. You know why I do it though? It's. because sometimes I'll go back to a. video I found. >> My girl Jill Jill um from she's my IVF. friend that I Okay, you guys Hey, you're. on the podcast right now, so my friend.

Jill, who's my IVF buddy, who we're like. in this whole thing together, she just. found out she's pregnant. >> Yeah. >> Congratulations. We're so excited for you. That's going. to be on this week's podcast. I'm so. excited for you. I'll text you later. Bye. That is so sweet, dude. Oh my god, she's. been trying so hard. She's been on the. same journey as we have for years, years. and years and years. >> Oh, I know that feeling. >> Um okay, how do I find these? >> So you go to your page and then that.

little tab, the favorited tab. >> Is that the. >> the little like. >> Next to the heart. >> Yeah, it's down at the. >> tells you? >> And so at the top you'll see posts and. next to post it'll tell me how many you. favorited. Like I have like 1,800 sounds. saved in my posts. >> Yeah, I only have like 600 sounds. I. think this says. >> 4,000 videos? >> Yeah, 4,000 favorited. >> 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 2. >> Oh, I have 4471.

>> And then the sounds I have saved is. 4163. >> How many do you have favorited? 111,000. >> Haley, you know what? You need to clear your. cache, okay? >> I don't think I have. like five times. >> You need to clear that. >> Yeah, but like okay, so do you ever come. across a video you've seen before. and your like's gone? Yeah, all the time. >> That's why I save it cuz it'll the like. will be gone, but the save will still be. there.

>> Yeah, no, I am I that's a lot. >> if I've seen a video. >> That's a lot, friend. Yeah, that's a. lot. >> And I do it every single time and all I. am current. >> Yeah. >> That's crazy. >> All right, so moving on, let's talk. about the. barbaric. I just went through. First and foremost, I would like to tell. everybody that Dr. Gold is an amazing. doctor. Um obviously, this is 2 weeks out post. facelift. I still can't laugh. I'm still.

in a lot of pain. I still feel like my. throat's closing right now as we talk. Um but. anything I say in this podcast is does. not reflect on his work. This is just me. telling the truth about my experience. with a facelift and you guys know I'm. never going to hold back on telling you. guys the truth because. I feel like I was undersold on the. facelifts. All my girlfriends who have had. facelifts, which is quite a few of you. has. me, "Oh, by day two, you're going to be.

up and running around. 1 week after, you're going to be great." No. No, I'm not. I'm not great and it was. it was. it was rough. It was. brutal thing I've ever been through in. my life and I don't think people talk. about plastic surgery enough. Like yes, we glamorize it and yes, I love plastic. surgery, but I can't wait to get the. this ride. I want to be back to my. normal self. Granted, it's only been 2. weeks. I have zero patience. I just want to get back to my normal. life. Okay?

But. let's do the day of. of So, I go in. my team's with me. I have Jaime, Mimi, Haley, Mo everybody's there. It's. a whole Bobby Reno, love her. Shout out. to our nurse Bobby. We go in, I go in to get the surgery. Mimi and Jaime are in there the entire. surgery watching me from the minute I. get put to sleep to the minute I wake. up.

And. dude, I saw videos of my face and he. literally is just lifting my face off. the bone, dude. Like, I didn't even know. my face could come up that high. It's so crazy. that it looks like. >> Smelled like pork rinds. >> It smelled like pork rinds? >> Mhm. When he was burning some stuff, yeah. There was some heat like heat and flesh. was the. the smell. >> Pork rinds.

Mixed with refried. >> smell like pork rinds when you're heated. up. >> So, I get what you mean when you say. that morgues smell like refried beans, like the cremation. I get it now. I. smelled it. >> Mhm. >> My face was cremated. That's terrible. I saw the inside of your cheek. >> We got to smell you. >> paint a picture also is like I can't. handle this. >> way, I smell way better than that. >> handle this very well, so I'm like this. recording. You guys are troopers for being in there. the entire time. >> And then I FaceTimed them. so they can watch.

>> I'm like this. on FaceTime. Mo's like eating steak. watching it. She's so crazy. >> Mo loved it. >> Yeah, Mo's crazy. >> Mo was like, "Give the phone to me if. you're not going to watch.". I'm like, "No, her freaking cheek is. overlapping her ear right now. I'm. good.". >> That was crazy. >> Mo's getting a face lift next. She wants. one. She deserves one. Moe has been. sober. 6 months, 7 months? >> 7 months now. She has completely changed. her life around and I'm like, you know. what, baby, you want a facelift, I'll. get you a facelift. >> Yep. Yeah. >> She's going to get it done by Dr. Tarola.

here in Nashville who did my boobs, though. Um cuz I just don't feel like going back. to. right now and I if Dr. Gold traveled, I. would have him do it here, but I just. [ __ ] cannot. Like I need a break from. LA for a minute. Um so yeah, the wake up. was. so rough. That was one of the roughest. wake ups I've ever had. That was the. longest time I've ever been under. anesthesia. >> Mhm. >> But that wake up, oh my god. First of. all, I run on hot no matter what.

They had some heating blanket on me that. I kept trying to get off of me and I. think they thought I was like trying to. pull stuff out of my face. I rewatched. the video. It's me trying to get that. thing off of me. I'm like, get this off. of me. I'm burning up. I was burning up. so much to the point that once they took. it off of me, I asked for an ice pack. because I was so overheated. >> But you know what I realized? I think it. was because we had said you had cuz. after your explant, do you remember when. you got the chills so bad that you were. and it hurt? I think we had told them.

that and I think that's what they were. trying to prevent. >> Oh, they prevented it. >> What? >> Literally melted me away. I woke up in. an. anesthesia and was like, I need an ice. pack. I'm having a panic attack. >> Who the. >> that much drugs in their system to where. they're like, I need a pack, you know? So, they gave. me an ice pack. They were trying to move. me out of the recovery pretty fast. They. didn't want me to stay there too long. Um and I just remember getting to the.

room and. it was so weird because every time I. would fall asleep, I would wake up like. gasping for air. It was the weirdest. sensation. It was like my body needed to. like reboot after being under for that. long. >> Yeah. >> Don't like it. >> Yeah, I'll never do that again. >> came out It scared me a little bit. Like. I was like. that Like you were handsy as hell. >> Yeah, they. I I think they gave me something to. sedate me because I was so [ __ ]. groggy. I could not I.

always eat after getting put out from. anesthesia. That's the first thing I. want to do. I come out of anesthesia. wanting to eat crackers. I couldn't even. eat anything for hours after that. surgery. One of the Yeah, one of the. nurses, which they were so great at. Immortelle, one of the nurses handed me. this cold. applesauce and it was the best thing I. had ever had in my life. I was like, this is a five-star meal. I was like, I. need 10 more of these and they just. started bringing me back to life and I. was like, okay, I can eat now. >> That was so funny. You were You were.

still kind of like groggy and you were. like, guys, this applesauce. I thought. maybe it was like like four seasons. applesauce, right? Like I thought they. would like made custom applesauce and. she brings out the one that's like my. kids eat. >> Dude. >> The little squeezes and I said, oh yeah, those are. Those are the jam. They've got them in. different flavors. >> I was like, I need all of them. Uh but it was like so cold that it was. like almost frozen when she gave it to. me and it was everything I needed in. that moment. So I was just like it.

brought me back to life. They had to. give me a shot. I've never in my life. ever had nausea after anesthesia except. for that time and boy. >> saying you're about to throw up. >> I was like, bro, I'm going to puke. Like. this is horrific and so they gave me a. shot in my arm and I didn't have nausea. ever again. So I don't know what they. gave me. I mean, I listen, I was so. [ __ ] up that I was like willing to. take whatever they gave me. I was just. like and normally I'd be like, wait, what's in that? I need to Google it. What are the side effects? I didn't. care. I was like, give it to me. And then they came in later that night.

and after I had already came to and they. were like, um we want to give you an. Ativan and um a pain pill and I was. like, "Okay." cuz I really needed it. Like you were I was in so much. >> Yeah. >> freaking pain that I didn't have a. choice. And um. so I took the Ativan and the pain pill. and then I woke up the next day and I. just felt so terrible. I felt so. disgusting cuz it all that in my system. I was like, "I just want to get back to. our house." So I left them at the hotel. >> Yeah. >> I was like 30 minutes.

It was like 9:00 a.m. >> Okay, hold on. We'll pack up and she. said, >> "I'm on the couch.". >> "I'm on the couch at home.". And like, >> "Okay." It was so funny. >> I wanted to go. I was like, "Let me go. get nestled in and start this healing. process." So. I did this whole entire facelift with. just Tylenol except for the the first 2. days. >> Mhm. >> Um I had to take Ativan the second day. because. it already made headline news, but. what I meant by saying I felt choked. from ear to ear, like I still feel it.

right now. There's just so much fluid. under my chin and. all there was so much swelling right. here that you could literally have this. much of a space to swallow. >> Yeah. >> and it is the weirdest feeling in the. world. And um. so I I woke up day two and I was just. I had the worst anxiety I've ever had. like coming out of a surgery. It was so. bad and I just was panicking and my. nurse Bobby was like, "Bunny, please. just take an Ativan so you can calm.

down." So I took the Ativan and then on. the third day I was like, "Absolutely. not. I'm done." So I took um just. Tylenol the entire time healing and. it has been a process. Let me tell you. You wake up every day and your face is. different, but from what I see now, I. like it. I don't love it. I like it. Um. I do think I might have to do one more. fat transfer under my eyes because my. eyes were so hollow and I had so much. and filler under there. >> Mhm. >> that they scraped it out, but I couldn't. I'm so ecstatic with my cheeks and.

they're going to go down so much. >> so good. >> Yeah, they're going to go down so much. more. I don't mind this down here. I think. this looks great. I can't wait till I. have a jawline again. That would be. great. So I don't look like Slimer. But so far. I like it and it's going to take. probably like six more weeks before we. can actually see like final results and. when they say once you're on this ride. and you can't get off, they definitely. mean it. You are on this ride until you heal.

>> And you were trying to jog day five. >> I'm still trying to Dude, I got on the. stair stepper last week and almost. killed myself. I was like. I had to take a break cuz I was going to. do my steps afterwards. I went and laid. down on the couch and I was like this is. miserable. Like you literally cannot do. anything because you don't realize how. much blood rushes to your face until you. can't have blood rushing to your face. >> Yeah. >> So. >> And but you've been doing a lot of. lymphatic massages too.

>> I have. I have been doing it. The. lymphatic massages have been a. game changer. I'm telling you right now. if you have anything done to your face, body, whatever. I couldn't move my neck. a couple days ago and today I'm a little. tight but that's because I got worked on. yesterday. Tomorrow I'll wake up a lot. looser. Um. it she has been moving so much stuff out. of my body. It's been crazy. I was There. was so much stuff she moved out of my. body the first time that I was sick as. the next day from all the stuff draining. into my body. Yeah.

>> Crazy. >> Yeah, and it's all self-inflicted guys. I did it to myself and it is what it is. I'm not over here complaining but I am. going to always give you the real. because this is exactly the reality of. getting a facelift and I don't feel like. people show this side of it. Like Kris. Jenner goes and gets a facelift, hides. for six months and then pops out on the. red carpet looking snazzy and brand new. >> Mhm. >> She didn't show everything that's really. going on. Like getting a deep plane. facelift, necklift, blepharoplasty, fat transfer. Is there anything else I'm.

forgetting? Is a. brow lift, endoscopic brow lift. Is a. those are serious surgeries. It's it's a lot to get. >> for 7 hours straight. Like it was almost. to the minute. Took 7 hours. And it like. crazy enough though felt like it flew. by, right Jaime? Like. >> Yeah. >> It was like he was moving on thing to. thing to thing that like I was so just. in awe of the whole situation that I was. like, "Dude, it's been 7 hours.".

>> Yeah. We watched a whole season of Love. is Blind. That's crazy. That's crazy. >> Yeah. And that's that's crazy to think. about. I was just so engaged in it and. like there were times I really could not. look at you because. that was wild and then I would like. watch the video back and I'd be like, "Oh my god, like I'm glad I didn't look. during that time." But. I think my favorite part was that they. sketched a picture of you and then. everything they cut off you they laid on. the photo so that they would know. So it. would be like your tattoo, they took.

part of your tattoo off and so like you. can literally see that, part of your. sideburn, like all of the pieces of your. skin and your like little like lymph. nodes that they took out and stuff were. just all laid out perfectly on this. table. >> I was so traumatized after the facelift. that I couldn't even watch footage for. like a week afterwards. >> No, yeah. >> I would close my eyes the first night. after I got out of surgery and I could. see the hospital lights swinging. Like. it was so weird. >> That's crazy. >> Well, because when you're under.

anesthesia, you're not asleep. You're. awake but your brain is in a coma state. So you still Yeah, your your body is. feeling everything that it's done to it. But even with like the numbing stuff, like that's why when people wake up in. surgeries and they're like, "Ow, I'm. hurting." because then their brain is. awake and they can feel the pain. But. yeah. >> That's. >> It's. >> Didn't know that. >> like that's what people in comas are. feeling? >> Yes. Yes, that's why they tell you to. talk to people when they're in comas.

because they can hear you, they can. understand you. So, I literally essentially you're just. in a coma while you're getting your body. chopped in half. >> So, you were listening to Morgan Wallen. with your face off. >> I don't remember. I don't remember. >> Oh, bro. >> It was like She was like she was like. Jelly Roll. >> When she first went out, like I remember. somebody was like whispering and then. Dr. Gold was like, "She's not sleeping. Like she's out. Like she can talk as. long as you want. She's not going to. wake up.". >> Yeah. I also didn't know how fast anesthesia. worked. >> Me neither, yeah. >> That was I really thought it was like.

>> So, some people try to fight it. I. don't. I'm like as soon as I feel it, let me go. >> Yeah, you were like. >> Get out of here. >> I can still hear you guys. And then you. said, "Dr. Gold is the best.". >> Oh, god. >> And your eyes were slightly open and I. was like, "Is she really? Was it really that fast?" And they were. like, "Oh, yeah, she's she's ready to. roll. Let's go." And then just like. started. I'm not joking. >> your forehead and stuff and you. >> Yeah, it was like 40 seconds. >> Yeah. >> It wasn't even a full minute. >> With the with the thing in your mouth.

and your tongue out, you did look a. little bit like Chachi. Like. Like that. >> I mean. >> That's I have to get myself through that. experience and I just have to look at. you and be like, >> You look like your mother. You look like your mother. >> Yeah, and then I thought that I could. have Chachi next to me. I wanted him. right after surgery and I just could not. even I was so overstimulated. I couldn't. leave the house for the first week. because I my anxiety was so high and I. was so overstimulated. It was rough.

It's still hard for me. Even like. sitting here doing the podcast, I have. had like little bits of panic because I. can feel how tired my throat is from. talking so much. So, it's like I mean. it's a process. >> When have you like even talked this much. since? >> I don't talk at all when I'm at home. Like barely. >> Yeah. >> Like I mean, I'll say a couple words, but who the talking to, you know? My. husband does all the talking. >> Like, I don't really talk at my house. >> Yeah, I don't. >> have anyone there, so. >> Yeah. I'll talk to the kid or like. listen to her, but like I don't have.

full-on like. >> have to run a show while I'm sitting at. home, you know? So, it's a Hey, baby. Here's Say hi. >> Hey, EVERYBODY. I MISS Y'ALL. >> It's a privilege to be able to get a. facelift, and I am not on the fact that. it is a privilege and it is completely. 100% self-inflicted. I just want you. guys, again, to know the truth because I. want I wish I had somebody like me. Cuz. I did a whole ton of research, and.

everyone was like, "Oh god, it's. glamorous." You know? And I'm just like, "Everybody's healing perfectly. Everybody's fine. Nobody's showing the. nitty-gritty.". >> you found like one lady who was like 2. weeks in, and you remember you were. like, "Man, this one lady is having a. rough time like 2 weeks in.". >> Star Her name is I think it's Star. Monroe, I think, on TikTok or Instagram. She is the only person who told the. truth. >> real about it all. >> Yeah. And everybody I sent it to was. like, "Oh, don't listen to her. It's not like.

that." And then come to find out the. people who were telling me about their. facelifts didn't even have the type of. facelift I had. >> say, they probably had like a mini one. It wasn't like. full, you know? >> Yeah. Well, I did the whole shebang, okay? >> You said I'm doing this once and never. again. >> Yeah. >> Ever again. I will never go under for. that long ever again unless it's. absolutely mandatory cuz I just can't. I. don't like anesthesia like that. I like. going to sleep. I don't like waking up. So, moving on from the facelift, we. actually got to go on Jimmy Kimmel. I.

looked like a Hot Topic walking. billboard. >> What? >> Though, I mean, Christa, man, sometimes. I give her a vision and it just doesn't. translate. loved. >> I loved those pants. Yeah, I know you. look so hot. >> No, I didn't love it. It was very emo. kid for me and I'm an emo kid. Don't get. me wrong, but it was very emo kid. >> No, I loved it. That was such a good the. fact that the Jack Black went so viral. just makes my heart so happy. I hope he. saw it. I. >> I'm sure his team saw it. Yes, team. reached out to Brad.

>> Yeah, well his team saw it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, so I'm hoping that they. >> they saw it. >> I would love to know that. >> just funny seeing Jimmy like not. register it at first. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then he so he's like, "Yeah, Jack. Black." And then he sang about him. shaving his face and he goes. he's like, "Wait, Jack Black?" And then. he starts cracking up. >> him a second to process cuz you really. threw him off with that and then he he. just starts laughing. It's great. >> Yeah, that was funny. >> I think it's really cool though that. Jimmy heard my interview with Howard. Stern and he requested me to come on the.

on the show which I thought was really. cool because that was my first late. night look and I just appreciate you so. much Jimmy for having me on. Like I. Thank you. Like I'm feel honored that I. was able to, you know, do my first late. night talk show with you. So, um it was just it was really cool. I. It's really crazy to watch TV. So, I. always thought I wanted to be in TV and. I wanted my own talk show, but I don't know. I feel like I'm too.

much of a like. like once I have you here, I just want. to kind of like you know, put my hooks in you isn't the right. word, but yeah, I don't want to say impersonal because. that's the business, you know, but I. like when we did Kelly Clarkson, it's. like, you know, everything moves so. fast. You don't get to sit and spend. time with people and I don't know like I. feel like if I did my own talk show, I. would definitely want more time with. people. So, I think that's why I. streaming is better for us because I can. do it on yeah, whereas TV is just like.

everything moves so fast. And I do feel. like with streaming, you can almost um. like make something more than one. episode versus I feel like it's very. microwave when it comes to late night. Like they're not going to continue a. storyline into the next night. Every. night is brand new. And I do feel like. with streaming, you can have a little. bit more in-depth and like that could. almost go to another episode. Like even. like um. she got us watching Love Is Blind. I. would never watch that, you know? But.

like I think it's really cool how they. film those. And it's like an entire I. just love storylines and I feel like. you're able to capture that really well. with people. And like I could see you. doing something along the lines of like. series. Cuz you're so great. Like I. think you could host something like. that. Like host a show. >> Oh, I love that. I'd be way too. opinionated. I'd be like this dude is. playing you. Like what are you doing? Like. >> I feel like that's what we need though. >> Move it or lose it, sister. Move on with. your life. >> I feel like shows now, they're just too. nice.

>> Yeah, everybody's so politically. correct. Like can we get over it? I. can't wait. >> Bring back Simon Cowell. >> Bring back the '90s and the 2000s when. people didn't give a [ __ ] and were. allowed to say whatever the [ __ ] they. wanted. >> Even Simon Cowell's nice though. Have. you ever watched his current stuff? My. kid is obsessed with America's Got. Talent. He's so nice and I'm like. you were supposed to be an [ __ ] You. know? Like where's the [ __ ] in all of. >> Ramsay. Like. >> He's always. >> This generation of kids could never. handle Gordon Ramsay. There's no.

>> Clark, he is my favorite. >> Yeah. I've not You're on the crazy bus. >> Clark. That would be great. >> I didn't even know Gordon Ramsay had a. Tik Tok. >> So does his daughter. It's my favorite. Such good content. >> Never seen that. >> I have become obsessed with all the kids. forcing their like celebrity parents to. be relevant on social media. And I I it. just brings me so much joy. Like. the person themselves isn't making so. much comment to him, but it's like the. child or like someone. I think it's just. great.

>> I love that. I think that's awesome, too. We never really got to talk about. the Howard Stern experience, either, because I'm just so grateful that Howard. had me on. Howard actually called me. from his personal I have Howard Stern's. phone number. >> That's flex. >> He called He called me personally after. the interview and was just like, "Hey, I. love what you're doing. I'm a big fan. Keep Keep going. Um I love your. husband." Like he was just so sweet and. so like something you would never even. think would come from Howard Stern. But.

for when they say, you know, "Don't meet. your heroes," but I got to meet all of. my heroes and I've Howard is the best. out of all of them. He was so sweet and. so gentle with me during the interview, which I really appreciated. >> Mhm. >> Um cuz I I walked in there nervous. I. didn't know what to expect because I. grew up on the old Howard, you know, the. old Howard that would. was rough. >> I do feel like you brought a little side. of him out, though. >> In certain parts that even you mentioned. that. You were like, he almost um during. your episode reminisced a little bit and.

I thought that was really cool that you. were able bring out that old Howard a. little. >> Yeah, I would love to get Howard, please. come on the podcast. I'll come to you. I'll I will sit with you and Beth. I'll. stay the night. We'll hang out. We'll. make it a whole day. No, I'm just. kidding. Yeah, he lives the life, though. He can um you know, run his own. show and do what he does, so. Love it. And yeah. >> New York press run was crazy. Yeah. >> Yeah, people I don't think people. realize cuz it all got dropped so like. sprinkled everywhere, but you rolled out.

of that first book. uh. >> Yeah, we were up at 5:00 a.m. doing. glam. >> The next morning at 5:00 a.m. to do. Howard. >> We all had like 45 minutes of sleep. >> Mhm. >> We were so tired in between these. interviews that we had to rent a hotel. room. You looked like. >> Garfield. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I remember. >> We had to rent a hotel room cuz we had. like 2 hours downtime, I think, so all. of us could just eat and lay down. Like. that's how tired we were from. >> Yeah, it was really insane. Gayle King,

hilarious. >> it. I really love Gayle King, you guys. Like. >> I love her. Gayle King is amazing. She. was really, really cool and fun. Juju. from Nightline was amazing. She was so. sweet. I haven't even got to drop any of. the tour content because we were we were. so busy that it was it was just. back-to-back-to-back-to-back. stuff. So, we're going to start dropping. some of the tour content and some. pictures and stuff like that in the next. week. >> also going to be dropping some episodes. of the shows. >> Yay, I can't wait. Yeah, we'll be.

dropping some episodes of the show. Um. uh clips of the the musical guests that. came out, Shinedown, Papa Roach, Wiz. Khalifa, um. so many people that came out. It was. just wild. But, yeah, we're going to be. dropping those clips on YouTube. So, if. you're not subscribed to our YouTube, we. have There's two YouTubes. There's my. main one, which is Bunny XO, and then. there's the podcast one, which is Dumb. Blonde Pod. So, go over there, subscribe, like, share, tell all your.

friends about it. But, yeah, it's been a it's been a wild. week. It's been a wild year. >> Yeah, I was going to say year because we. rolled out of Grammys into tour into. facelift, and it just I don't feel like. it has stopped. Like. just 2026, we hit the ground running, and then you got a movie. >> Yeah. Oh my god, how could I forget. that, dude? I can't believe we're about. to make a movie about my life. How. [ __ ] insane is that?

>> Olivia keeps asking me if she can watch. it, and I told her no. >> I want Liv. >> So, when you get older, you can watch. it. >> let Liv be in it. Somehow. >> you just let's probably she she finds. your book laying around my house. sometimes. She's like, "Can I read it. yet?" And I said, >> Oh, you know she's reading it when. you're not home. >> No, probably. >> Oh god. >> Got to hide them. Cuz she's like she's. really she all about it. She's your. biggest fan. >> Aw, and the more you tell Liv no, the. more she's going to do it. Yeah, yeah. She's spicy. >> a cause. >> Yeah, dude. The fact that I have David.

Glasser texting me, like that's my. homie, is crazy, dude. Him and his wife, Michelle, Oh my god. Well, Michelle is. the reason why David Glasser even found. out who we were. Um because she I don't. want to say fans, but she was like she. knew who we were and loved our story, and so she told him about it. And he was. he looked into it and was like, "Oh, dude, yeah, let's do this." And then for. him to be interested in doing this. movie, which it's not going to be a. series. It's actually going to going to.

be a movie. So, um and I get to executive produce it, which I am just. I can't I hope this turns into me. executive producing more movies. Like I. just hope that this is for sure. I can't. believe that I get to work next to some. of these amazing humans who have been. doing this forever and. learning from them. Like who gets to. This is like. I get to like um what is it called when. they. when you go into train? >> Intern? >> I get to intern with freaking David.

Glasser. >> That's insane. That's people's dream. >> dude. Teach me everything you know. I I. just give me your brain for a second so. I can just figure it out, you know? Like. I'm just I'll learn by osmosis. Just put. his brain on top of my head. >> He came out and got to watch one of your. um shows in LA, and I thought that was. really cool that he he enjoyed it. Him. and Brad and uh Michelle all came out, and I thought that was awesome that they. they were. >> Rad. >> Yeah, Be Rad. >> Be Rad is like my co-agent at WME. He's. on the LA side. Um and he's just the.

best. in the world. >> Obsessed with him. >> Obsessed, yeah. Him and Sloan. I just. Sloan's my favorite human. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, "Brad, no." Um him and. Sloan though, they're just they're the. best agents in this business and Sloan. is so funny cuz I try to give her new. clients all the time and she's like, "Bunny, no. I have you." She's like, "You My hands are full.". >> Yes. >> She's like, "I don't need anybody else.". And. >> She refuses. She's like, "I think it's. very sweet that Bunny recommends people.

to me, but I'm going to have to tell. them no." She's like, "I'll try to find. someone else for them.". >> I know. >> that. >> Well, uh movie coming soon, guys. And. I'm just so thankful though the book has. been on New York Times best seller list. for 5 weeks in a row. Three times at. number one, one time at number two, one. time at number three. >> Yeah, let's talk about the fact that you. went from three and then surged back to. one. >> It was the facelift. >> It was insane. >> I think everybody was like, "I needed to. learn what's wrong with this. Why is she getting a facelift at 46?".

Which uh you know, people are like, "Why did you get a. facelift at 46?" And I'm like, "Why. would I not? I don't want to go through. this when I'm 65. I don't know how these. chicks are handling this." Like, I don't. know how Kris Jenner is getting multiple. of these while she's in her 70s. There's. no way. I don't want to go through this. ever again. So, >> It's like preventative. >> Yeah, it's preventative and it makes me. it makes it to where I can age, you. know, more natural without having to get. fillers and stuff like that. But. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, man. It's uh been a wild ride. So,

we have a couple weeks off. I think. we're going to go to the Bahamas for a. wedding and then. I don't think we have anything else. until tour starts, right? When does tour. start? Do we know? >> Uh it depends on when we kind of start. it. >> There's a song on there. >> End of May, early June. >> Oh, okay. So, we've got. We've got some down time. >> Yeah, we might go to the Derby. >> Should we You guys, should we go to the. Kentucky Derby? Literally, Larry. Birkhead just text me right now and he. sent me a screenshot of my face and he. said, "Looks Derby ready to me.".

That's funny. >> Jaime won't be here. I'm so sad. >> Looks Derby ready to me. That's funny. Um he wants us to go so bad, but I want. to go just to dress up. >> Oh, yeah. Isn't that why people go? >> Yeah, I want to be in a crazy I want the. craziest looking Derby outfit and hat to. wear. >> That'd be so great. Big old hat. >> fun. When is the Derby? May? Second? >> Second. Second. >> I don't know, guys. You might You guys. might see the Coven at the Derby this.

year. >> We're just all in all black. >> It's a gothic literally just. >> Yes. We can literally just be in. >> like a gothic Derby cuz they do all like. the big pastels and like that's the. >> We're going to stick out like a sore. thumb. Oh, I can't wait. We need a video of all three of us. walking through the sea of pastels. >> Yeah, just take a picture from afar and. it's all pastels. >> God, just like three black. More people. can make YouTube videos and TikToks. about how I'm a witch and all this. stuff. >> Oh, yeah. Lord. >> Well, I love you guys. Thank you guys.

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