My Boyfriend Gave My Mom Herpes!! | Ask, Tell, Confess

Ask till confess. Ask confess. Confess. >> Ask to confess. >> All right. Ready, guys? One, two, three. >> Tequila. That song was in my head.

>> Didn't know we were going for that. >> Hello friends. Welcome to another. LA edition. Ask Tail. >> Here it goes. >> Oh, short and sweet. I like it. >> Short and sweet, baby. Short and sweet. >> So, we're delirious. Like we said. before, >> these are our best ones, though. >> Oh, bro. That's where you laughing is. still hands down my favorite. We're.

going to. >> Yeah, we can't. We're not allowed to. >> Why'd you bring it up? >> When we're tired and on the road, we. shouldn't even be doing these. >> cuz we have no CO. C O U T H Cuth. All. right, guys. Who wants to kick this off? You have We have like a Okay, so. >> there's lore. >> Let's all just kick this off. We have. lore. Okay. So, I cannot stress to you. guys when you write in to us, put all theing details. Don't leave any.

details out. Don'ting skimp on, you. know, >> context. >> Context because. we are going to tell you the truth about. how we feel. We're not going to. pussyfoot around, you know. And there. was a girl, she used her name, right? We. can say it. Christina. Yeah. Okay. Christina. >> submitted her story and we ended up. calling her a homie hopper because. that's how she put it to us. So, she.

made sure to make a Tik Tok about it. Great. She was in good spirits about it. though. She was not being in in any way. crazy about it. But she was like, "No, I'm not a homie Hopper. You guys judged. me the wrong way." And I'm like, "First. of all, we didn't judge you. We just. told you the truth of how we felt about. the story, how we all three interpreted. we got literally." Um, she's like, "No, let me explain it." So, I got it. >> She wrote in. >> She said, "Oh my god." She said, "I.

literally just finished watching the. part of As Confess where you read not. friendship drama, but my sister and I. hooked up with uh whatever." That was. from me. Y'all speculated so bad on it. I never slept with my sister's husband. when I dated him. only the husband's. twin. Also, my sister and I have had a. couple periods where we weren't that. close. We didn't sleep with the guys at. the same time or even the same year. We. were not sharing bodily fluids or being. a homie hopper. We both worked for the. same company at different times and.

hooked up with the manager and the other. guy she went to school with and hooked. up with. I wasn't at living at home, so. I didn't know. And years later, that guy. and I got together. We didn't find out. until way after. Had either of us known. the other slept with the guys, we. wouldn't have. I guess I should have. given more details. >> Okay, I'm still confused. >> Wait, we're sleeping with more of the. similar people? >> So, she told us that there's more people. that they shared, but because they had. periods of time where they didn't talk. to each other, they didn't know. So, the. guys knew, >> just never told them. >> They didn't know.

>> Yes. >> But they did sleep with the same guy, >> right? So, she didn't stop there. She. sent in a voice note and I got her. permission to play the voice note on the. episode today. So, let's. >> This really took a turn, guys. >> Let's take a listen. >> Hi, Bunny. It's Christina. You guys did. your Ask, tell Confess this week. And uh. you read not friendship drama, but me. and my sister hooked up with two guys.

blah blah. That was from me and you guys. totally misinterpreted that. so wrong. and took it way to the left. I never. slept with my sister's husband at all. Even back when I did dated him as a. teenager. All we ever did was kiss, whatever. They got together years later. Ended up getting married, whatever. He. has a twin. I got with the twin for a. little bit. It didn't work out. Blah. blah blah blah. I got back with him.

again a few years after that. >> Pause. I just want to make sure we we. paint a timeline here. You hooked up. with one twin when you were younger. You. guys only kissed and then you ended up. hooking up with the brother that's still. considered a homie hopper. >> You're Eskimo brothers now. >> Yeah, Eskimo brothers. Yes. Okay. So, let's get I just And we're not being. mean. I'm just really trying. >> painting a picture. >> Painting a picture. Trying to understand. this. So, hold on one second. >> Tried to make it work again. Didn't.

work. I never slept with her husband. I. never would do that. We would not have. intentionally slept with the same people. without know with knowing. We were not. as close as we should have been back in. the day. I lived in a different town, had a baby, she was going to college. It's not that we weren't close. And. also, this is going to make it sound. even better, but she didn't know I slept. with the one dude because I cheated on. my husband, ex-husband with the manager.

So, I don't know that makes me sound. better or whatever, but I'm not a homie. hopper. I never slept with my sister's. husband and we don't intentionally share. people. So, I just wanted to kind of set the. record straight on that. I got so. excited when he first started reading. the comment and then like I freaking. cried. I was like, "Oh my god, they. think I'm this nasty hoe.". >> No, we don't. No, I hope. >> We don't think you're a nasty hoe at.

all, honey. >> No judgments over here. >> I've slept with brothers. Okay. >> Yeah. So, I mean, I can't I am the last. person judge. Sorry, Stephen and Chris. But anyways, listen, it was revenge. It. was revenge. I had to get revenge on. him. >> You called him out by name. >> Had to get revenge on him. But. >> so, I get it. I understand what you're. saying. But in the grand scheme of. things, you hooked up with two twins that. technically is a homie hopper. And.

listen, >> homie hop with the best of them. Nobody. cares. We don't care judging you. >> Yeah. Like it's there's no judgment at. all. >> Um but then she went on to say, cuz I. was like, "Okay, can I play this or. whatever?" She hit she hit me back and. she said, >> "I played this for my husband and he. said I made myself sound more like a. homie hopper. She said the timeline is 13 years to 28. time dated sister's husband to second. time of dating twin brother. It's too.

much girl. You don't got to explain yourself. >> Yeah. Like we get it. We get it. We've. all been there. We have all done things. that we would consider. >> She's So she's They both slept with the. same manager though at different times. when they both. >> Well, here's the thing. These men are. >> It's the men. It's the men. Yeah, like it's at this point it's the. guys. >> Yeah, >> this is why I'm a I don't like men. So, there we go. >> All right. So, I hope that clears that.

up for you guys. >> Good lord. >> She's not. >> a bad homie hopper. She's not an. intentional homie hopper. >> There we go. There you go. >> Was an a She accidentally fell on the. >> hop the homies. >> Hopped the homies. She accidentally. hopped the homie. >> All right. Who wants to go next? >> This close to you. >> Hey, I like it. It's nice. I get to. touch her. >> You guys are always this close on the. couch. We're not close. >> Oh, that. >> I'm at least an arm away. I can put my.

hand in her. >> All right. You ready? Memes. >> I'm going. >> I'm joking. >> Joking. >> I'm joking. >> Haime was over there grabbing his head. when we were He was listening to the. story. He was like, "What is happening?" Okay, so uh this. one is called Kissing Cousins. >> Damn it, >> I read that one. >> Yeah. My best friend and I started. hanging out with another girl. We met. her while working at the gas station we.

both worked at. We would all get. together and hang out regularly. One. Halloween weekend, we all went out and. got pretty tipsy, ended up making out. with each other and doing a three-way. kiss. Later that week, the girl comes. into the store when I was not wearing. makeup and goes, "You know who I am?". I'm like, "Yeah, you're so and so.". She's like, "Do you know who I am?" So, finally I'm like, "No, girl. Who are. you?" She asks if I know someone and I'm. like, "Yeah, that's my biological mom's. name." And she's like, "That's my aunt.

I made out with my biological cousin. without knowing it. I was adopted, so I. don't know. I did not grow up with my. family and we didn't know each other. We. did not know we were related until after. the make out section. apparently seen me. without makeup. She was like, "Oh yeah, she looks like my aunt.". >> Was it first or second? >> Is it blood? >> First. >> People joke about OCD like it's being. neat. But real OCD, it's terrifying, intrusive thoughts you cannot control. I.

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people find their family members and. sometimes they end up making out with. them or being with them. >> Didn't Wasn't there a couple on TikTok. who did testing and they found out they. were like sisters? >> Yes. It was a lesbian couple. Yeah, it. was a lesbian couple and weird like they. started like thinking these weird. connections were happening. I did go. down that rabbit hole and when they did. by the testing came back and they were. 99.9% relatives and they were sisters.

>> long lost obviously. >> it was the dad. It. >> dang. >> Yeah. Or it wasn't 99 because it was the. dad was the only relation to it. So. whatever that percentage is to where. they had different moms but the same. dad. But at least it wasn't a guy and. girl and they had an inbredad. >> Oh, how often that happens? >> I believe it happens a lot and people. don't know and they just think they're. kids. >> Small towns, >> dude. It happens in the palace. >> Yeah, >> they're all humping each other. >> What did you just say? >> In the royal palace, they all You're not.

allowed to have a child with somebody. that it doesn't isn't in the family. That's how they keep their bloodline. going. Yep. >> Oh, it's a whole wormhole. Go down that, sister. Keep that in. How was I the only. person in this room that did not know. that? You're like everyone like that. era. >> Well, not because of that, but like I. like. paused. >> Not because of that. Just I like the I. just like I like the art and I like the. I studied. Same. That's why a lot of. people in the royal family have certain.

issues. Yes. Um because. >> don't like live long. >> and don't live long because they're all. spawns of each other. I am baffled by. this. >> That's why they all have really bad. health and Yeah. >> No, it's crazy. Go down that wormhole. tonight, sister. >> I'm literally going to right after we're. done with this. >> All right, I'm going next. Hobos, >> hold on. >> I want that as a clip. >> I put that heating pad on my lap.

>> You made it really sweaty. >> I have a heating pad you can use. >> Jason surprised me with one. >> Yeah. All right, you guys ready? >> Yeah. >> Hey. Hey. So, a really messed up. situation here. When I was 16, I met a. neighbor guy. He was 2 years older than. me, and we started hooking up. It was a. short summer fling. Never seen him again. myself. Only heard rumors around town. about him cuz he was a man. Fast forward.

15 years later, my mother, she's 20. years older than me, said, "I've been. seeing a guy who's younger. His name is. Dustin." Of course, my brain goes to. this guy back in the day. I asked her to. show me his Facebook picture and it was. him. >> No, >> I told my mom like, "Dude, I with him. back in the day and I was so grossed. out." Two months went by and my mom. ended up getting herpes from him. So. gross. And no worries, I'm clean.

Mom got the herp. The gift that keeps on. giving. Damn. Yeah, mom got the old herpes syphil. >> What? Didn't you tell me shrimp have. herpes? >> Yeah, dude. I'm so tired of Tik Tok. ruining foods for me, dude. Ruining. Shrimp have herpes on them. >> Hope you know that next time you steal. mine. >> All your shrimp. I'm sorry. >> Have you ever looked on the inside of a.

strawberry? Yeah. You'll never eat those. again, too, if you It's And then you. ruined bananas for me. Go ahead, tell. everybody at home what you told me about. freaking bananas. Like, what can we eat, bro? >> So, you're supposed to cut the very end. of bananas off because that's where. gnats lay their egg like fruit flies lay. their eggs. So, that's why. >> and it's always it's always smooshy. >> That's why you get fruit flies because. they lay their eggs in the very end. So,

if you cut that off salmon for me? >> Yeah. Oh, I ruined salmon for you. >> Yeah. Remember that video you showed me. with the worm in it? >> Yeah, >> you send. >> you send a lot of foods with worms in it. to us. >> Listen, it's not my fault. This pops up. on my YP, dude. And I'm sick of it. Like, I hate it. It's disgusting. >> What's it? I'm I want to know about the. strawberry. >> Yeah. >> Give it a Give it a little lookie poo. >> It's just like a hole, right? With. >> Jason, insert this uh what they're about.

to see, please, in in here as you eat. strawberries every day. Do I know now I. do because I don't give a I'm tired of. people I'm tired of people telling me. that I can't eat food like at this. point. What? You can't eat rice. >> What's wrong with it? >> Looks like. >> Nope. Uh look um strawberry under a. microscope. Go ahead. Enjoy. >> Suck on that. Have you guys ever seen. where they clean out the underneath of a. fingernail and put it under a. microscope? >> Just doodoo.

>> I'm only there's living things. Stop. >> Have you never watched that video? I. don't want to. >> I don't want to. We have. >> You know how you avoid that? Don't look. at under a microscope. >> Ashes. Ashes are beautiful under a. microscope. Really? >> Have you ever seen them? I'll show you. Yeah. Look at the You look up the. strawberry. I'll look at a seeds. Nothing looks scary under it. >> Oh my god. You don't got. >> the little spider on it. Well, >> oh, it's the little white spiders. >> You find it with bugs that grow outside.

>> There's more. There's more. >> You don't have the same flip as me. >> No one soaks their fruit for 15 minutes. >> Baking soda. >> Who the time to do that? >> Okay. >> Do you do that? >> Yeah. I have a spinner. >> You put them all in there and then you. wipe people then you drain it and then. you dry it. Look at this.

No. Nar. >> Uhhuh. That's why you soak them. No. I think there's bugs on every fruit. It's It's terrible. I'm tired of it. I. don't like it. >> That would probably burn in your stomach. though, right? When you ate it. >> Yeah, that's what everybody says. But I. mean, who wants to think about eating a. worm that they can't see? Hold on. Sure. you've eaten a lot in your life and you.

don't know it for I definitely swallowed. a few spiders. >> I was going to say how many spiders you. eat when you sleep. >> a certain amount every year. >> Oh, they throw on your ears. That's my biggest fear. >> Okay, so if you're a person who cleans. out your ears a lot. >> Look, look how beautiful ashes are under. a microscope. >> I'm blind. >> I love that. It's like a galaxy. >> I know. I can't see. Kay, get some. glasses. >> I know. >> Damn. >> Need to go to the doctor. Eye doctor. I.

actually have glasses. I just don't ever. wear them. >> Had her eyeballs airing out. What the. hell? That was wild. >> Yeah. >> What in the to the doctor? >> Yeah. Had a good time. >> Mhm. >> So, I used to do things for money. >> Oh god. I knew you were going to savor. in this one. This is right up your. alley. >> Yeah. Anyways, I had this guy who I used. to he lived in his mom's apartment, but.

he had all the hardware. Uh, so I'm. going to town on him because I used to. get into it. Anything for some cash. I. guess I'm a freak. So, I'm going to town. and he literally all over the place. I'm. not kidding. It was the most disgusting. thing in my life. His whole room. smelled. It was all over the place, even. on me. I took the hottest, longest. shower ever. Then I never ever answered. his calls again. Staying anonymous. My question is, was it explosive. diarrhea? Like, how did it go everywhere.

like that? If it was a log, I could. understand. Or like little. >> I'd rather have a log. I'd ra. soda and you open it. That's similar to. >> Did she shake him? >> I mean, if you're him. >> Okay. But before you get You're supposed. to clean your out. >> I doubt someone who's paying for it. thought that far ahead. >> What do you mean? That's They're used to. it. They know. >> They know it's coming. Yeah, cuz they. paid for it. You think they would? >> I'm just going to let it ride.

>> Oh, >> just let it ride. >> Yeah. I've talked about way too much. today. This is weird. >> Would you, Jason? >> He won't let me. >> Would you want to? >> Yeah. >> He would never. He won't even let me see. his. >> I was just passed out from rapping. keyboard. Oh god.

>> Have you guys ever seen Beauty and the. Beast. >> and that one part where she says. something and it goes that is exactly. what Haley just did. Dude, it was so. funny. Dude, >> he's going to edit this and be like, "What the. >> Yeah, he's like, "Dude, can we cut this. entire without us even saying it? All. right. Well, on that note, we're. delirious and we're exhausted from the. week we've had, but we are going to. scooch on out of here. See you guys next. week. Tood. Bye.