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Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, confess. [music]. >> Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, [music] confess. [singing]. >> Hello, friends. Welcome to another Ask, tell, >> [sighs]. >> confess.

That actually hurts my. chin to try to my five chins right now. You poor thing. It's self-inflicted, so. I can't feel sorry for myself, but. and I also can't open my mouth as big, I. noticed in this week's last week's. episode when I talk, I kind of have like. a. you know, cuz I can't open my mouth as. much to talk. >> You're like you were like stiff.

>> It's like my teeth are dragging when I'm. trying to talk. >> How long is the tooth? Smile with her. bottom mouth? >> And she smiled with her bottom tooth. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, god. I felt so weird. What a weird. sensation. Um. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> well, welcome back. How's everybody. doing? >> We're doing. >> Yeah. For the past 10 years on my. Instagram, ask that's how Ask, tell, confess was created was I literally. have always put up a question box and.

had people submit their like, you know, their asks, their tells, or their. confesses, and I started doing this like. 10 years ago, and then we decided to. make it a clip on the podcast because. it's just. >> Sunday I looked forward to this series. on your stories cuz it was so wild what. people were willing to tell you, but. looking back now that I do it on my. stories, do you feel the same that do. you think people genuinely don't know. that you can see who submits it? >> Yeah, I'm not sure because some of the. people submit out or they just feel safe.

and they don't care. They know we're not. going to like out them, you know? Like. the other day I put something up and. this person I didn't even realize it. before I put it up cuz I was like, "Oh. wait, I can't keep that up. That could. become. lying.". Um admitted that like this big. I don't even know what to call. Can we. bleep this? Um the dude who invented who who did. his wife. They submitted a tell and it was them.

saying, "You know, led me on and told me that he wasn't. married and he lied to me or something. like that." And so I had put that up and. I was like, "Well, this sounds like a. conversation you you need to have with. his wife." Cuz I was like sticking up. for her, but at the same time I was. like, "Oh, sometimes I forget where we are in. life." And I was like, "God, that could. create so many problems." So I just took. >> And who. >> That's true because we know now. >> Right. Exactly. And I hate that we have. to doubt people and their stories, but.

it's like I what's being done to us. right now is like. >> True. >> You know, you never know. And people. need cold, hard facts. But. unfortunately, people don't need cold, hard facts to believe things. They. believe little excerpts of like it's. insane to me. Um. But yeah, so we I've done Ask Tell. Confess for the past 10 years. We've had. some of the craziest confessions. >> Mhm. >> Um and so this week we brought it back.

old school and we asked Instagram, you. know, to ask tell and confess and you. heard. I have so many. And they're Yeah, they're kind of like, you know, some are. short, some are long. So we'll try to. get through as many as we can, but let's. dive in and let's get into it. You want. to kick it off, Meems? >> Sure. >> Okay. So um some people ended up DMing. me their stories cuz they were long and. I let them know like, "Hey, if you can't. fit it in the question box, just DM me.". And this person sent me this. Um I'm. going to keep her anonymous. It says, "I.

have a confession. I dated a guy years. ago that lost a Super Bowl bet and got. pepper-sprayed with police-grade mace. Well, later that night, he was going. down on me and a few minutes in, my. little lady was burning. Literally on. fire. I started to freak out. The. thought of the mace lingering in his. skin and then transferring to me had. never even crossed my mind until it was. too late. Thankfully, my girl made a. full recovery and my taste in men has. gotten slightly better, but I was pretty.

worried there for the first couple. days.". >> She got pepper-sprayed on her. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> Pepper-sprayed like one of the worst. things. >> the title of this SL Confess? [laughter]. >> Yeah. Pepper-sprayed. >> Like how on earth do you even get that. out of your vagina? >> I can't imagine because like isn't it. like an oil? >> And it soaks into your skin and like. it's supposed to like not come off for. like a long time. >> That's horrific. >> Yeah. That's really. >> That's really bad. >> been pepper-sprayed like once. I like.

not direct. >> Hayley, what the [ __ ]. >> Wait, what? >> Not directly. I was at a hookah bar. This is like 2016. >> That checks. >> And it was. the like room next to us, but there. there was a window into the room I was. in and I started I I was always like the. DJ in the the room that everyone would. be like, >> What hookah bar is this? >> It's called the Hookah Cafe. It's no. longer there anymore, but I was on the. aux all the time. Like I just had the. aux. I wasn't like. DJ Chill.

>> Right, right. No, I know. That's what. I'm saying. That's That makes sense. Where were you from? >> The aux all the time. >> ever like knew it was me and I would. love when people would be like, "This is. a fire ass song." I'd be in the corner. like, Yeah, [laughter] that's me. But. anyway, I was playing music and I started. [clears throat] coughing. and I was like, "This is embarrassing. Like, I feel like I'm choking and no one. else was coughing. And like, you know when you're like. really like choking and you're like. you're trying to be cool? >> Yeah. Yeah. I was swallowing, drinking. water. >> to do that. Just keep trying to like.

chug water and stuff. I'm like, what the. [ __ ] is happening? Then I noticed. someone across the room started. coughing. And then someone else started coughing. I was like, what's going on? I was like, okay, it's. not just me. And then all of a sudden. like someone ran in and said everyone. like get out. Like, and then like I went. through that room and it was like for me. to be gagging like a room away. Like, couldn't imagine being in that in. my vagina. >> Okay, the way my [ __ ] OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking and I. start coughing and then the person. across from me starts coughing and then.

that person we're all dead. She said everyone would have knocked me. >> [laughter]. >> I would have literally freaked out. >> who that was back then. I just I had no. I thought I was getting sick. >> So, you didn't panic? When you started. coughing no one else and then you saw. other people coughing, you were like, what's this isn't like. >> like I didn't say anything out loud. So, I'm trying to be cool. >> make a She can't make a scene. Are you. kidding me? But here's the thing, I love. Haley. She You know what my husband said. the other day? I forgot what we were. talking about but I was like I'm Yeah,

we were talking about you and I forgot. what it was and I said, Haley is scared. of her own shadow. She would never do. something like that. He goes, can't tell. with some of the places that she goes. to. >> I used to go to. >> [laughter]. >> Used to go to. I don't I don't go there. now. >> Yeah, that's what we were talking about. I'll have to ask him. But yeah, no, that. would that would send me into an. absolute [ __ ] frenzy. >> Haley had a panic attack going to get. her car fixed yesterday. Exactly. >> the mechanic to get the update because. [laughter] you weren't coming in and he.

said, "Yeah, I I discussed that with her." I. said, "Okay, but I need I need you to. break it down for me." So, he like gave. me the whole. >> thanks.". >> Okay, she said you're waiting. She said. [laughter] she'll just sit and wait. I was fine waiting. I just don't like I. don't know. I'm going to call and be like, "Hey, man. Hurry the [ __ ]. No, cuz like what if that like I don't. know. I don't want to hurt their. feelings. >> daily. I said, "I put a rush on it.". >> [laughter]. >> I felt like my mom was like calling into. the school. They're like ask a teacher. or something and I was just like sitting. there and. >> mechanic was there and I'm like, "I need.

you to speed this up.". >> so much better at that though. I I feel. like. Remember she used to not even. order her own food. We'd have to order. it for her. >> like that since I was little though. >> Yeah, uh Bailey used to be like that, too. Now she's better. >> imagine. >> Yeah. No, me either. We didn't have that. luxury. not being able to not be. Have always been grown men in our lives. >> We are the We grew up to be grown men. >> Yeah. >> Um okay, this one is an. I don't even know what this one is, but. we'll just read it. When I was younger, I wait Oh, this is a tell. When I was.

younger, I waited tables at a nice. restaurant and I waited on a super rude. Canadian couple. They had a big dinner, baked stuffed lobsters that take over an. hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip. and then had the nerve to ask for a. refill on their drink. So, I sucked on. their ice cubes and spit them back in. their drinks. Sorry, not sorry. Basically, don't be rude and nasty to. people that handle your food and drinks. >> I think that was a confess. >> I Yeah. >> Yeah, that was a confess. Yeah.

>> Oh. She just. >> So, you don't get ice at places. You. guys know how I feel about that. >> I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are. at somebody. Do not mess with people's. food. >> Don't [ __ ] with their food, bro. >> wrong. It is so It's like next level. wrong. Especially when you are in a. position of having a responsibility to. serve people. I get it. Like they're not tipping you. They had lobster, all that jazz, but. tipping is not required, you know? And.

when you sign up to be a waitress, cuz I. was a waitress, I get it. When you sign up to be a waitress, you're going to get some of those. tables. So, >> And it's also not a cultural thing in. other places. >> Yeah. >> Like even when we went to Europe, they. don't tip there. Like and they're like, "Yo, don't tip." Like it's almost. insulting, some people said. Like I know. not everyone feels like that in Europe, but some people are like, "It's. insulting. You feel like we can't. survive off of what we have." And I'm. like, "Oh my god, that's.

>> everyone. >> Yeah. Oh, I was like, it on them. I. Can you Can I get What's your Cash App? They're like, Yeah, they're like, "Absolutely not.". >> But at the same time, you're going to. run into [ __ ] in every sort of. environment of work that you're in. You. can't just. To me, that's kind of throwing a temper. tantrum, you know? And you. you it's not okay. Not okay. No, cuz you would never want that done. to you. You know? Like if somebody did.

that to you, you would raise hell. >> But I don't get how people can be mean. to like. people that make your food. Like why are. you In in general, too. Like why are you. mean to them? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I could never. And And that's also. a great point is like when you go to a. restaurant, don't be. food. Be nice to people. Yeah, you can't. cuz everybody We're all going through. some. Yeah, I don't It's like. You know, I love the meme that shows. like there's like. 200 people on the on the picture and.

each person is going through something. and it describes what they're going. through. Like that is literally everyday. life. You're walking past a person who. is probably losing their father to. cancer. Another person is failing a math. class. Another person is having a. breakdown cuz they're being bullied, you. know? Like you never know what people. are going through that is making them. one rude. And I'm not making excuses for. [ __ ] cuz there just are some people. who are entitled. But you also never. know what somebody's going through on. both ends of the spectrum, as the server. and as their customer.

>> I remember someone asked if I missed. doing hair and I said I miss hair, I. don't miss being a hair stylist because. that point exactly. Imagine going into. work every day and you have to ride an. emotional roller coaster every single. day because the first person who came in. could be losing their dad but the next. one could have gotten engaged and you. have to have sorrow for the first person. and you have to be just as excited for. the second person with their engagement. and you can't bleed one appointment on. to the next because that's not fair.

>> Yeah. >> So you have to. >> so much with me. >> literally ride that emotional roller. coaster every single day. >> And mine was like you had at least like. a few hours with each person. Mine was. every 45 minutes it would be a mood. switch. So like I would come home and I. would be more mentally exhausted than I. was like physically exhausted. And it's just it's it's a lot. >> You're a therapist literally. >> No, that's I I I got my nail license. which I think that part didn't even make. it in the book but I got my nail license. and I started doing nails at a salon and.

I hated it. >> Yeah. >> All the women wanted to do was gossip. and I just couldn't by the third client. I was just like I don't. care what [laughter] you have to say. I. don't want to talk about it, you know? >> then you got to like sit next to someone. who tells the same story all day long. because if they're excited about. something in their life. I had. >> Mine was sad cuz like everyone would. apologize. Like as soon as they sat in. my seat they would apologize for like oh. sorry my skin looks so bad. Oh I'm so. sorry I have such such like dark. circles. Like it was very negative about.

appearances and that would literally. bleed onto me. Like that would make me. look at myself more and stuff. Like. everyone always apologized first and I'd. always have to tell them like girl I. don't even see anything like you're. perfect cuz it would be. >> You do that with me too and I'll be like. shut up I'm looking at it right now. >> I don't see at all and I'm like what are. you talking about? Like you're fine. But. it's like people that see themselves you. see yourself every day and other people. don't. So. >> We are our worst critics, too. All. right, go ahead, Hay. >> Okay. Um.

I don't have the same following as you. guys. >> [laughter]. >> So, I maybe have like two. >> You're fine. >> a I have a whole different following, but one girl that I'd like to remain. anonymous and you'll know why. Um [clears throat] when I first got my. period at 11, I was terrified to use a. tampon. My flow was so heavy, I finally. had to, so I did and then got in the. shower. A few minutes later, I'm. bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run. to my mom and she asked which hole I put. it in. I said, "The second one." She looked.

horrified. Next thing I know, I'm knees. to chest on the bathroom floor while. she's laughing. Turns out I put it in my. Are you kidding me? The quietness is killing [laughter] me. right now. >> Okay. She put a tampon up her ass? >> Yeah. >> She was 11. >> I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk.

her through her first tampon experience. >> She didn't give her the book? >> You know that white book with the girls. in like the towels on it? The like. how to take care of you kind of book? >> That book. >> I got. >> Or even like dude, you can't hand a kid. a tampon and then. >> So, the first time I put a tampon in, I. didn't put it up my. but I put the entire cartridge in. >> [laughter]. >> I put the entire and I was like, "This. hurts." My girlfriends were like, "Why. does it hurt so bad?" I was like, "I. just put it all in." They're like, "No,

you have to do it." And then they taught. me how to do it, but like moms, please. teach your kids how to put tampons in. >> Also, why are we putting tampons in so. early? >> At 11, yeah, that's crazy. >> That like that's kind of crazy to like. expect your daughter to know what to. Yeah. >> I think I started with pads for a while. >> But, you know what? It took me a while. to get into tampons. >> You know what I learned though? Um. tampon. Just so parents know this, tampons can. actually No, they can actually um. pop your cherry. >> Oh. >> Didn't know that. I I do know they're.

toxic, all of them, even the organic. ones. >> I don't even wear tampons now. I won't. wear them. And I only wore them for, you. know, >> Yeah, I switched to period underwear. because of you, and. I have noticed the past two periods have. been shorter because I have done the. period just like free bleeding. >> Mhm. >> Like it Sorry, Jaime. >> I have half sisters, so I know all the. >> But yeah, like I've noticed a difference. like I don't cramp as bad, and it's not as long. And I'm like, I. wonder if that's from using tampons.

>> ingredients that are in tampons. The. tampons are so bad for you. They make. your They make you cramp way worse, and. they also extend your periods. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I really love my period underwear. >> Yeah. No, they're the best. I love them. >> brand Rael brand? I don't know. >> I don't know. I got mine on Amazon. >> Organic cotton. >> I love it. I just. >> You You changed my life with those. >> around and walk around all sassy in my. little. >> free bleeding panties. >> Yeah. >> It's a sight to see. >> My little like. and dainty. >> Do you think Do you think guys would if. we were bleeding once a month like.

y'all, do you think we'd take care of it. or just kind of like not care like we do. about everything? >> You would not care. >> They'd be some nasty hoes. They would be nasty little crap buckets. >> They'd be like little piles everywhere. >> Yeah. >> You guys would be trying to wipe it off. with toilet paper. >> Oh god, you'd dabbing it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah, I don't think men would could. handle having periods. Look what. happened when we did the period cramp. simulator. >> Can we bring that back on the show? >> Dude, we You know you never posted part. two. >> Oh, I didn't? >> No, and it's part two is so funny.

>> Oh, we got to post part two. >> Where is it? Send it to me. >> I'll find it tonight and send it to you. >> Okay, okay. That was the funniest thing. we've ever done. >> All right. Oh, wait. Did Did I skip over. you or you want to go? >> Go go after you. Go ahead. >> Okay, okay. >> Daddy and girl opening the door butt at. the resort. What? I worked at a resort. I was doing night audit, which means I. was closing the previous day and opening. up the new day for the following. morning. At midnight, I was working on. closing the previous day rooms. I had to. post all movies to the accounts for the.

according rooms. You can always tell who. is watching regular movies, family. movies, horror, action, romance, and. who's watching. There was one room that had charged six. porn movies to their room. They watched. the whole show they ordered for. everyone. I can also tell that from my. side. Clearly, they were going at it. As. I'm closing out, the room calls. downstairs asking for lotion and a. toothbrush. >> What? >> Lotion, fine. Toothbrush? Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do. with any type of foreplay, but hey, to.

each their own. I was trying to figure out the best way. to get the toothbrush and the lotion to. the room because I'm a small petite. woman working a night shift on her own. Plus, I didn't feel like potentially. getting traumatized by whatever is. happening up there. I tried to convince. him saying, "I have the items ready at. the front desk for pick up." He said he. couldn't leave the room at the moment, wouldn't say why, even though I knew. exactly why as the last video purchase. was approximately 30 seconds ago. >> Oh. >> I told him I couldn't leave the front.

desk unattended. He still insisted he. couldn't come down. I then said, "Okay, I'll bring it up quickly.". As I approached the hallway from the. elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately, I knew as I got closer to. the room that called down for the lotion. and the toothbrush, I tried to figure out how to get out of. this, but there was no good way. I. knocked on the door, called out, "It's. the front office." A man answered the. door smiling but all. He was sweaty and.

winked at me. I had no idea what to do. because every everywhere you looked was. traumatizing. Girl on her knees with on. her face. >> What the. >> Girl on the bed facing the door. fully naked curled. burnt into the eyes. He said, "Thanks.". with a smile and a wink and shut the. door. I turned and asked myself, "What. the [ __ ] is the toothbrush for?" I got. down to the front desk and went to the. log request for the lotion and. toothbrush for this room and inventory. He had previ- previously asked for seven.

lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the. phone call with me that night. All for. the same evening. RIP to any girl that. was foreplay for. What the. >> [laughter]. >> They were probably doing drugs. That's. why they're using the toothbrush for. something. >> What's the toothbrush for? >> I don't know. >> No floss? >> [clears throat]. >> Just the toothbrush? >> I don't know. That's just my guess. Like.

where they're. >> I feel like it's going in him. >> Oh, maybe he like the little. >> Why would you need four of them? >> You can throw them out after you're. done. >> Put them together. Yes. >> Uh. all four of them? >> I don't know. >> Up the whole Up the old keister? >> Which end? >> Ooh. >> I don't know. >> Like every other toothbrush is upside. down. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, I got a toothbrush stuck in my. throat one time and it was.

[ __ ] up. >> Bunny, what the hell? >> What? We were throwing a ditch party at my. house and my friend Steve, Steve Kirsch. Shout out to old Hershey Kirschy if he. ever listens to this. Um and. and. him and I think him and Tasha were. hooking up. >> [laughter]. >> What? >> What a fool. >> I can't get over Hershey Kirschy. >> Kirschy Kirschy is. insane. >> [laughter]. >> And I've always nicknamed everybody, dude. I think I called his brother Rich.

Hershey Kirschy cuz he used to [ __ ] all. the time or had skin marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich. while we're on line one day. >> Crazy. >> Um anyways, I think him and Tasha were. hooking up in my parents' bed and I went. in the room because I was like I was. trying to go to sleep and I was like, wait, I need to get something like my. toothbrush or something. I don't know. what I was doing in my parents' room and. and I was brushing my teeth and Steve. came up behind me and pushed me on the. bed like joking around and when I went I. hit the bed and the the toothbrush went. straight in the back of my throat. I had.

to reach and pull it out of the back of. my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throated toothbrush. Didn't even. mean to. >> That's a Final Destination scene. >> Yeah, that is terrifying. >> Yeah. >> Wait, I have a confession about that. >> A toothbrush? >> About going to the back of the throat. >> Oh, no. Toothbrush going to the back of. the throat? >> This says, how a job sent me to the ER. >> Oh my gosh. >> When I was in a university, I had a. boyfriend and we were spending one of.

the nights together at his parents'. house. When I started to go down on him, he started to push my head down and all. of a sudden I felt a pop. >> [gasps]. >> Then I felt something dangling in the. back of my throat and I couldn't. swallow. >> No. >> I went to the bathroom and noticed that. my mouth was filled with blood. I tried. seeing what was bleeding but I couldn't. tell. He brought me to the ER. Thank God. I'm in Canada cuz this would have been. mortifying to pay for. About 3 weeks. prior I had strep throat and had taken a.

round of antibiotics. Turned out that it. had caused a hematoma in the back of my. throat and when my boyfriend's pushed up. against it, it bursted in my mouth. >> Oh my god. >> then had to remove it. What the [ __ ] hematoma? >> She sent a picture. >> A blood blister. Yeah. That's rough. >> to see it. >> I don't want to see it. Show it to me. >> Don't show it to me. I will. and throw up. >> Oh. >> [snorts]. >> I don't want to [ __ ] see that. >> I don't want to see it. >> Don't care.

>> No. >> Nope. I mean I care. I don't care to see. the picture though. >> Yeah. >> All right. Well, that was spicy. >> Interesting. >> Let's read a couple more. I have like. quick ones, too. Another anonymous. Um. I met a guy online who claimed he was. separated from his wife. After hooking up with him and a few. times, it became apparent he was. cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned. commercial range hoods. So, I went to a gay dating site and made.

a fake profile with his information and. his picture saying he wasn't out yet but. was looking for guys and included his. phone number saying when calling to say. they were looking to get their hoods. cleaned. >> [laughter]. >> That's funny. >> That's a good karma. >> That's funny. >> That's great karma. >> Yeah, I love that. >> That is funny. >> That's classy. >> That was That was good. It's like such. an inconvenience. It's not like going to. ruin his life, but it is such an. inconvenience. >> Yeah, for sure. >> if anyone ever called and he like showed.

up and was like, "Whoa. What is happening?" [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> But naked asking for two brushes. Just in a backpack. >> [laughter]. >> That's funny. >> That is great. >> All right, I got some I got a couple. right here. In love with hubby's best. friend who I grew up with. He introduced. us 10 years later and regret it all. So, I'm guessing she probably hooked up. with. the hubby's best friend? Or did she say.

10 years later and regret. >> No, her cuz it's her best friend Wait. It's hubby's best friend. >> And hubby's best friend, so. >> us. >> It's been 10 years. >> 10 years later, regret it all. Do you. regret the relationship with your. husband or did you or did you mess. around with the best friend? >> Yeah, we need more context. You're going. to have to DM us that. >> That's crazy. >> It seems like after 10, she regrets. That's what it seems like. Cuz she said. she grew up with him, but she's in love. with him and the 10 years passed and she. regrets it. That's what how I understood.

it. >> Well, she said it's hubby's best friend. who I grew up with. Okay, got you. Aw. >> So maybe she's thinking she shouldn't. have married him instead. Okay, got you. Um I just found out my boyfriend of 3. years has a addiction and is talking to. people on chat rooms, but we haven't had. sex or anything in a 100 plus days. Help. I mean I think you know your answer, sister. It's like. what are you willing to put up with? What is your final straw of being of.

saying like hey, I can't do this. anymore? >> Yeah. >> And trying to compete with a porn. addiction is you're never going to win. >> No. >> No, maybe it's like an understanding. they need to have. I It feels like. there's not a lot of communication. there. >> Yeah, no communication and he's in chat. rooms. The chat rooms like girl. He has a addiction but not have with. you. That does doesn't add up. >> It does. No, there's a lot of men who. have. >> addictions who will not have sex with. their significant others because it's.

easier to just jerk off than to. you know, relate to another human or. engage with another human. >> Yeah. >> I don't know, sister. That's a that's a. hard one. You're you're probably going. to need to one speak up. >> Yes. >> Tell and set boundaries and if he. crosses those boundaries which he. probably will because you can't just get. over a. addiction like that. You have to really. want to get over it and if you're giving. him an ultimatum to get over it, it's. not him really wanting to fix himself. So. um you know, set your boundaries and.

then if he crosses that boundary and. gets it caught, then you you whatever. the consequence is that you told him it. would be, you need to follow through. with that. >> I also feel like people use the word. addiction like so loosely. They apply it. to literally anything. I've had like. co-workers in the past be like my. husband's addicted and they'll be like. yeah, he watched it like one time this. week." And I'm like, I feel like there's a difference in. >> addiction. Right. Like our What is it. called? When they're in the Remember I wanted to.

cover it on the podcast. What is that. called? Where they're literally just. all day in the room. >> Yes. >> Do you know what I'm talking about? That's. >> I know that I feel. >> what I consider an addiction. >> Yes. Like you literally can't do. anything else. Like like cuz there's. literally. addiction people who are like doing it. at work and like. hiding in closets doing this kind of. [ __ ] But like if you're. >> once a week, then. Yeah. >> Like. >> You're doing great, sweetie. If your. husband's only watching.

Which I don't I don't know. I don't. really have a problem with. I think everybody watches it and I know. that some people are like, "Well, it's. against the Bible." I don't I don't you. know, like I don't know enough about. that to even comment on that, but um you. know, growing up in the industry, if you have. [snorts] a man that's only watching one. time, that's you're really. you're doing great. >> You're doing great, sweetie. Yeah, I. even I remember her when I when she said. it was like one time that week, I was.

like. I prob- my face probably showed it all. I was like kind of like, >> Yeah. That's what you're worried about? I. think you got. >> Yeah. Bigger. >> Watch it with him. If he's watching it. once a week, watch it with him. >> Yeah. You guys know me. Yeah. >> Have fun with it or you know, like. I don't know. Hayley, would you let a. dude watch your little spicy 80s with. you? If he wanted to. >> What if he was really into the same kind. of stuff? >> know cuz you guys know I'm traumatized. by a guy watching next to me when I was. asleep. >> Yeah, but he was hiding Yeah, I mean.

like it was like part of your guys's. like. No, I've never done that, so I don't. know. >> Yeah. Would you be open to it? >> No, cuz I feel like that's my thing. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, but like how cool is it that you. could share it with someone else? She's like, "I like to nestle in and. watch 80s bush. Leave me alone. >> myself. >> All right, let's get through some of. these cuz I have so many of them. >> My mom died 6 months ago. She took to. the grave a 5-year affair that my and. that my dad's not my bio dad.

>> No. >> That's hurtful. >> That's really sad. >> like when parents do stuff like that, man. Like you have to have to have to. tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you're embarrassed, even if. the circumstances are not great, you. still need to tell your child where they. come from because if not, they're going. to find out. >> Well, then like any health problems,

too, I feel like. >> Yes. >> Yeah, I mean, but just it's traumatic to. not know who your other parent is, you. know? >> friend. She did the. the DNA swab Mhm. And found out she's. the youngest. So, the two older were the. parents, which means the mom had the. affair with the last child. And she. found out in her 20s. >> One time, a dude. and cleaned me up with Clorox wipes. >> [cough]. >> I choked on my spit. >> [laughter]. >> He just came in. >> Not the Clorox wipes.

>> Okay. >> That's wild to just like. bleach someone down. >> a regular towel? >> At least it wasn't pepper spray. Uh, you know, maybe he thought they were. baby wipes. >> Okay, could be. >> Or. >> Or. He said it says bleach. >> [laughter]. >> You can smell the difference. Who just laid there and let him clean. her up with Clorox wipes? >> you're like you're getting your diaper. changed. What the hell? >> Just wiped [laughter].

off you. >> not want a man to wipe me. >> either. That would feel so weird. >> Get icked out. >> That would be a little weird. I I I've. had dudes do it to me before, but like. that I'm in long term relationships. with. >> a Throw a towel on me. Like, I will clean myself up. I usually am the one who's going to get. the towel to clean up cuz I just I can't. lay there in all that, you know? How should I deal with my mom hating my. partner? Everyone else in my life.

accepts him. Why does she hate him? Yeah, we need. more context. We would need to know why. I mean, like. is she being mean? Is she being jealous? Or is she coming from a a standpoint of. like, "This dude's not good for you and. I can see right through him because I am. I'm that person who never likes anybody. and just can see right through. [clears throat] him.". >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, every dude that she. You've never I don't think you've ever. liked any dude I brought around. And but look how they've all turned out. Yeah, hate them all.

>> [laughter]. >> You're poor poor Haley. It's all right. I do feel like moms like, I you know, growing up I never could understand my. mom mom like always uh if I wanted to. make like a career change or do. something dramatic in life, it was. always like, "Here's all the negative. stuff." But really that's the equivalent. of to like me doing something dangerous. on a playground and her saying, "Be. careful." It's just the adult version of. someone saying, "Be careful." Like, that's it. So, maybe she's just doing it. out of love. I got pregnant by a three. with my man at the time and my best.

friend. >> Wait. Two dudes, one girl, two girls, one guy? >> assuming. Yeah. >> Oh, so it's a. I mean, get a paternity test. >> Yeah. I mean, at least you guys were it. was all consensual, so you can't say. that you were cheating. >> At least it's either A or B. >> Right. >> [laughter]. >> Right. >> You don't got. other letters. >> Right. Exactly. Via ancestry test, found out my. 60-year-old aunt is not my grandpa's.

daughter. >> [gasps]. >> That's crazy. That's. >> These families, bro. >> More families that are just not That. That's traumatic. You're inflicting. trauma on your children by not being. honest about where they came from. And. then them having to find out from. another. Yeah. I hate it. My friend's family. disowned her. Cuz she brought the family secret to. light. Wow. That's rough. On the family. Yeah, literally. I'm like, that's y'all's.

[ __ ] problem. Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> So sad. I've lied about my body count. >> [screaming]. >> Last one. I've lied about my body count. I've done. group stuff before, tested clean. I'm. just ashamed. Ashamed? Don't be ashamed. Don't be. ashamed. We've all been We're all retired hoes. Yeah. I just got a hat that says that. I. love it. Retired hoe.

Yeah. All right. Well, those were good. I have. pages more of those. We can. We'll save them for next week. We'll. just do them next week, but. All right, you guys. If you don't follow. my Instagram, it's xomgitsbunny. Mimi's is You changed yours. Yeah, it's. mimi.s.1620. And Haley? Makeupbyhaley. Jaime? Uh. jaimep.o.v. Why don't you spell that out for them? Uh j a i m e p o v. Perfect. Jason, put.

them on the screen. Every Sunday we will. put our little thing up and you can be a. part of Ask Tell Confess, cuz these were. fun. I had. Yeah, these were great. Come harder with. me next time. That sounded really bad. Go to hers and give her like the raunchy. ones. Go to Haley's this week. Um give her the. good ones. Give me the really good ones. Give Haley the kind of good ones. Give. me something. Perfect. All right. Love. you guys. See you later. Bye.