Matt Mathews, Wiz Khalifa, Jack Osbourne & Saraya Crash the Show In LA! | Book Tour Live

[music]. Make some noise for free. [music]. Los Angeles. [music]. ARE YOU READY TO CELEBRATE ONE OF THE. BEST nights. [cheering].

of our lives? [cheering]. We are feet from Korea Town. [cheering]. And it is my honor and privilege to. celebrate a woman who was born in Texas, [cheering]. raised in Las Vegas, and saved in. Nashville. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to. start this night? [cheering].

>> Well, let's start it off with a rapper. You might know her from Tik Tok. She is. a [ __ ] sensation. Ladies and. gentlemen, put your hands together for. the Bella the rapper. >> King Kong. Yellow. baby. assed.

[ __ ] and we could roll a do. Put my dub. in the air. What you want to do? I'm a. witted ass [ __ ] Don't need to keep a. crew. Little shorty and you know I only. trust the two. I'm a witted ass [ __ ]. and we could roll it. My dog in the air. What you want with you? How many times. did I trust all these [ __ ] Instead. of making dough, they want to talk. They. stupid ass homies turn THEIR BACK AND. NOW THEY. >> MAKE SOME [cheering] NOISE WITH MY. daughter the rapper. >> Y'all ready for a fun show out there. now? What's up,

>> ladies and gentlemen? NOW, I NEED Y'ALL TO STAND UP IN THE. BUILDING RIGHT NOW. AND MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BUNNY XO. [screaming]. [cheering]. LA, what the is up? >> Oh my goodness. Look at all of you. I. just love you so [ __ ] much, you guys.

>> [cheering]. [cheering]. >> Man, it feels so good to be back on the. West Coast cuz you guys know this is the. side of the earth that I'm from, baby. [cheering]. I will always and forever represent my. West Coast cuz it's the best coast, baby. [cheering].

I cannot believe looking out here I get. to see all of your guys' beautiful face. >> I love you guys so much. But I can't. believe each and every show I've got to. look out and see you guys' beautiful. faces. And just thinking about first and. foremost, I sold 200,000 books in one. week. [cheering]. [screaming]. What the I didn't even know that many of. you liked me. you know, I can't tell. from the Instagram comments.

Um, but today I just found out that I. made number one New York Times. bestseller. [cheering]. I there's no words. Like, I just cannot. even like wrap my brain around it. I I. cried like a little bit, but it's like I. just I can't believe a book has I love. you guys. I love you. I just can't. believe a book has pulled us all. together like this and you guys have.

just wrapped me in love and I just. appreciate that so much. So, thank you. [cheering] guys. Thank you. So, they asked me if I wanted. to do a book tour and I said, "No, I do. not. I don't want to do a book tour. I'm. not going to go and sign a bunch of. books and just sit in a freaking coffee. shop. Like, that's not my personality.". And they're like, "Okay, Bunny. Well, what do you want to fuck?" And I was. like, "Well, I want to put on a show.". So, tonight we have some of the most. amazing guests that have shown up for me. and put together an amazing show for you.

guys. So, I'm really excited for you. guys to see it. But to kick it off, I. want to bring out a friend who is. probably one of the funniest I've ever. met in my life. I have adopted him as my. little brother. And I don't know, you. guys might have watched his show on. YouTube called Farm Chores. [cheering]. Matt Matthews, bring that ass up, baby. [cheering].

[cheering]. You guys give it up for Matt Matthews. >> Hello. Wow. LA, y'all really out here shaking. y'all's titties. >> I'm telling you, they're [screaming]. the crowd is [ __ ] today. >> I'm telling you, my nipples are hard. >> My butthole is fuckered. >> So, at least we got some [ __ ] going on. both in on your top. >> I mean, yeah, my nipples. Your butthole.

>> They are really hard right now, you. guys. They're really hard. >> And this is a Banana Republic. Okay. So, she's thick. >> It's that thick material. >> I'm so proud of you. >> I love you so much. >> I'm so proud of you. I I am really I. find it really funny that you named your. tour stripped down, especially since you. spent most of your life like that. I'm just I am just [laughter]. >> and on my knees. >> I mean, we you know, I don't know. I. don't know if you guys realize how much.

Oh, are we supposed to sit? This is your. seat. >> I'm letting you have the floor. >> No, this is your seat. >> All right. All right. I'm letting you. have the floor. >> I'm over here. >> Okay. Gotcha. >> Do you know [laughter]. >> how much we have in common? >> I um Well, do tell. Do tell. >> We have both worked really hard to get. where we are in our careers. >> Absolutely. >> We have. >> those Capricorn traits, baby. >> Yeah, we're both Capricorn. I don't know. [ __ ] about that. She's always like. trying to tell me all these like astr.

astral. >> astrology, baby. them. Um, and I don't. know what the [ __ ] that stuff means, >> but we have so much in common. We both. struggled so much growing up, you know? We both have a lot of a lot of a lot of. trauma. Um, I also have sucked a lot of. dick in life, but I didn't get paid for. it. >> You're missing out, baby. >> So, >> you got to pay to play, baby. >> I'm really a little pissed off that I. did it all for free. You know, like.

>> you' say it's never too late to start. >> It's never Well, [laughter] it is. It. is. >> Uh the book The book The Stripped Down. Book New York Times bestseller. >> I can't believe it. [cheering]. >> A bad [ __ ]. [cheering]. Ass fat. 40inch hair. But hers came in a pack. [laughter].

>> Don't be telling people. >> Did y'all read the book? >> Y'all read Hold on. Who over here? Y'all. read the book? >> What's your favorite part? >> All of it. [ __ ]. Who got a good favorite part? What's. your favorite part of the book? >> Yeah. Turn your phone off, [ __ ].

[cheering]. [applause]. >> The beginning years. >> to see where she started and where she. is now. Yeah, I love that. My favorite. part was when it ended. Um, not really. I didn't read that [ __ ] I. didn't get sent a copy. I'm just, you. know, but it's fine. It's fine. I am so. [ __ ] of you. >> I love you so much. >> I love you. Thank you for being here. Thanks for letting me come. [cheering]. >> Thank you guys for being Thank you for. being here. Matt, GIVE IT UP FOR MATT.

MATTHEWS. MATT, I mean everything. He's like that. when he wakes up in the morning and I'm. just like, "Bro, tone it the [ __ ] like. you don't got to be funny 247 365." But. that's just how he is and he's an. amazing soul and I love him. You know, I. love you babies. You know, growing up on. the West Coast, we had a lot of rappers.

out here that we loved. There was Easy. E, Dr. Dre, [cheering]. Snoop Dog. There's so many rappers. I feel like we. grew up with like the rap generation. And. my next guest, this man is one smooth. cat. And I actually got to sit down with. him on the podcast and spend some time. with him. And he is also the funniest.

mother I've ever sat with. And it could. be because he's high all of the time. You guys give it up for Whiz Khalifa. >> It's your boy Mr. Easy. right here on [music]. >> Y'all ready to party out here tonight? >> Yeah. >> Y'all ready to party out here tonight?

>> Let me see your hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. [music] Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. >> Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. When I [singing] say Taylor, you say. gang. Taylor. >> Taylor. When [music] I say Taylor, you. say Taylor. Couple carrots in every ring. Private. [singing] planes, [music] fill the.

buckets with champagne. She ain't. thinking about a wedding date. Update. her story. Letting everyone know she. landed safe. She like to smoke weed. [singing] every day. She rolling up a. stogy while she let the oldies play. Hey, her hair long. You don't know a. race. Wait, she cool with y'all, but she. want to be with Taylor Gang. Taylor. gang. What? [music]. >> How y'all feeling on this side right. here? [music]. >> Y'all want to smoke some weed with Miss. Khalifa?

When I say Taylor, you say gay. Taylor, [singing]. Taylor. [music]. When I say Taylor, you say, "Yay.". Taylor, >> Taylor. Oh, now she's starting to dress like me. Wearing Rick instead of Nike. She. working out, we doing yoga and hiking. We grown as hell, so we spend our time. wisely, but still down for a rockar. night, boy. I let you pick a bad [ __ ]. to slab [music] with. Come on, we could. smoke weed all night. [singing] Go back. to the yacht and play my [ __ ] It's.

gang. You know what the vibes is. Get. your hands up. [singing]. [music]. >> When I say Taylor, you say [music] gang. Taylor. [singing]. When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor. Taylor. Let's party, man.

>> [music]. >> Y'all know I like to do two things, man. I like to take care of my family and I. love smoking weed. [cheering]. >> Sing this [ __ ]. >> So what? We get drunk. >> Sing it with us. >> So what? We smoke weed. We're just [music] having fun. We don't care who see. >> So what we go [music] out. to be? >> So what you tell me? Living. [music and singing] young and wild and. free.

>> What I wish. Uh, so what? I keep them. rolled up, sagging my pants, not caring. what I show. Keep it [music] real for my. [ __ ] Keep it playing for these hoes. It look clean, don't it? Watch it the. other day. Watch how you lean on it. [music and singing] Keep me some 501. jeans. Honorable joint bigger than King. Kong's fingers. Smoke them hoes down. into they stingers. [music] Hey, you a. class clown. And if I skip for the damn. with your [ __ ] smoking grade, we get. drunk. Said. >> someone. [music]. >> Uh-huh. Just having fun. >> Say what? >> We don't care who [music] sees.

>> We don't care who sees it. >> Say that's how it's [music] supposed to. be. >> What we doing? What we doing? >> Living young and wild and free. >> Yeah. [music] Roll one, smoke one. When. you live like this, you're supposed to. party. See, roll one, smoke one. And we. all just having fun. So we just [music]. roll one, smoke one. When you live like. this, you're supposed to party. Roll. one. Everybody clap your hands. Sing.

So what we get [music]. for. we're just having fun and we're. so we [music] go. That's supposed to be. [music]. >> One more time. One more time. So what we. get? Sing. So what we smoke, sing, we're. just having singing job and we don't. care who.

So what we go, that's how we're supposed. to. living. [music]. >> Y'all make some noise one more time for. [music]. You guys give it up for Whiz Khalifa. I just had Whiz Khalifa rap at my book. tour. Like, what is life? Have a seat,

baby. >> What's happening, >> man? I can smell you a mile away, buddy. >> That's the That's the plan. >> If you guys have ever been inspired to. smoke weed because of Whiz Khalifa, give. it give it a hand. [cheering]. >> Me, too. >> I don't even smoke weed and I'm. clapping. Okay. >> All you got to do is just breathe it in. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I I think I have contact hygiene. >> I'm giving out contacts. Exactly. >> That's what I love to do. >> Thank you so much for being here with. >> Thank you for having me.

>> Oh my goodness. >> How many How many babies do you think. were conceived to your music? >> Um, >> let's just get straight to the point, right? >> I've seen a lot of people fall in love. at my concerts. Like they they make out. and they like hold each other up. There. have been couples who've like come to. like 10 or 12 of my concerts and then. they're like, "Bro, we got a baby. because of you." You know? So, it's so. sweet. I got really diehard fans. >> You do. You do. And I want to tell you. guys, Whiz is like actually a super deep.

dude. I learned that whenever I got to. sit with him on the podcast. Like, if. you guys haven't watched the podcast. with with us, you have to go watch it. because he's such a great dude. >> Thank you. >> You guys will fall in love with him even. more once you get to know him. >> Yeah. Yep. [cheering] If you ran for. president, what would your campaign. slogan be? >> Smoke weed every day. >> Yeah. >> You think the world would chill out if. like everybody was high as edibles? >> Absolutely. 100%, man. I think it's been.

proven that weed is not that bad. >> It's not. I think it saves lives. >> Yeah, for sure. Saved mine. >> There you go. What's the most dramatic. fight you've ever had over snacks? >> Oh man. Um, dramatic fights over snacks. I think. >> like if somebody ate one of your snacks. or something. >> Yeah. No, I think we were in Europe one. time and the food over there is pretty. scarce. And um, >> it really is. I came back 10 pounds. lighter. >> It's crazy. Yeah, >> we got off the we got off stage and we. got on the bus and you know there was no.

food and I think I've really seen one of. my grown friends cry [laughter]. >> cuz there was no snacks or no food. It. went down. >> Gosh. Y. >> you know what we did when we were in uh. Paris one time? We found like what was a. McDonald's like a knockoff McDonald's. and we ordered everything we could cuz. we just wanted to like have something. that was American so badly. It was the. best [ __ ] I've ever eaten in my life. >> Yeah. You get you get really. >> I want to go back just for that. >> Yeah. You get really grateful for the. small things. I'm. >> telling you. [laughter].

Water bottle tops. >> No, for sure. Yeah, that's me. >> If your weed budget went public, would. your accountant cry? >> Um I think I spend more on clothes than. I do on weed now. >> Oh, >> that's what that's what really makes my. accountant cry. >> I'm tell So, is it designer or do you. just wear whatever looks good? Um, it's. like creating clothes, you know, like it. it gets it gets expensive when you're an. artist. >> Would you ever do your own clothing. line? >> Uh, I don't want nobody looking like me.

>> He's like, I'm one of a kind, baby. I'm. one of a kind. >> You got to come to the source. >> I love that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> If you weren't allowed to rap about weed. ever again, what would what would what's. your backup personality? >> Um, I would rap about love. >> A. you guys, I told you. Isn't he a sweet. boy? Sweet, sweet boy. What's something you. thought was cool at 25 that now makes. you cringe? >> Going to the club. >> For real. >> Yeah.

>> Amen. Amen. I could never imagine walking in the. club right now looking like auntie and. maybe grandpa and grandma. >> popping up just like this. Like, [laughter] you know what I mean? So, >> I will go in there to grab Bailey out. though. I'll snatch her ass up out of. there. >> For sure. Yeah. You got to go get the. kids out. I might do a a little twerk. move on on the way out, you know, just. to let them know I still have it, but. I'm yanking her ass right up out of. there, baby. [laughter]. >> Have you ever been intimidated by. someone who doesn't smoke? Like, do you. look at people like, "If you don't.

smoke, you're weird.". >> No. No. I don't look at people like. that. I let people enjoy what they. enjoy. And um eventually they will, so. it's all good. >> I need to hop back on the wagon. I'm. telling you, >> it's good. Yo, I'm the perfect like peer. peer pressurer. So, if you ever need. some peer pressure, I got you. >> Do you prefer dabs, flour, or like. edibles? >> I prefer flour. >> Wow. >> I'm old school. >> Wow. >> I love that. My husband is a dab king. Like, >> yeah, he loves dabs. >> Oh, yeah. He will inhale those fumes.

>> Yeah, dabs are cool. Vapes are cool. >> Um, I like all that stuff, but I'm old. school. I'm rolling joints forever. >> He's just a cool cat. >> What's a completely normal activity that. feels illegal when you're high? Oh man. H. completely normal but feels illegal. >> I feel like grocery shopping would feel. like that. >> Yeah. >> I'd be like, "Why am I here?" Like I. think that cereal boxes were talking to. me. >> Oh, I know. Going to the gym.

>> Yes. >> Yes. Trying to get on the stairm when. you're high. >> Yeah. It feels like everybody's staring. at me. Like. >> I've done it before a few times. [laughter]. What's the most random thing you've ever. had in your tour bag? >> Um, incense. >> Like no cha. >> Yeah. Yeah. I just walk around with. incense. Yeah. >> Like the stuff you get from the psychic. eye shop or what's your flavor? >> Uh, my new one is uh lavender. >> Oh, I love that cuz [clears throat] it. relaxes you. A.

>> Yeah. Yep. >> Have you ever confidently waved back at. someone who was not waving at you? >> Yes, absolutely. It's so embarrassing. [laughter and gasps] What do you do in. that moment? You're just kind of like. >> Yeah. You just like tuck your hand in. like [laughter]. >> And you know that person saw you look. awkward, so they're just like It's. [clears throat] just It's a weird like. eye contact thing. You just have to look. at the floor. >> Yeah. Sometimes it's like completely not. even the person, >> right? >> Yeah. Be like that, too. [laughter].

[gasps]. [cheering]. >> Yeah. What's your go-to fast food order that. would disappoint a nutritionist? >> I don't eat fast food. >> Good for you. What's a day of. >> Give it I mean clap for that. Yeah. What's a day of eating look like for. Whiz? >> Um I eat a lot of fruit. Um I take. protein shakes cuz I work out a lot. >> A lot of chicken and rice. Uh salmon and. rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, greens.

>> Your body is your temple. >> Drink a lot of tea. Yeah. Yep. You need. to do a what I eaten in in a day for. like Tik Tok or Instagram. >> I mean, if y'all want to know. >> Do you guys want to know? I want to. know. >> Let's do it. Liz, I love you so much. Thank you for coming out here, baby. >> Thank you for having me. Congrats on. your book tour and you're doing big. things. You're a G. Make some noise for. Bunny, y'all. >> Make some noise for win. Make some noise. for win. [music].

That's supposed to be. [music]. >> Give it up for Wiz. [screaming]. >> Yeah, I'm still in shock that I have him. here. Matt Matthews. Like, we've had. just allstar lineup this entire tour. And I'm so thankful that we have friends. that show up for us the way that they. do. And this next person that's about to. come out makes everybody laugh because.

he's practically no he is shirtless all. the time. [cheering]. He walked out here earlier without his. shirt on but he's a new Netflix star. Welcome Mr. Burke Cryer. [screaming]. [cheering]. Your shirt's on. Take it off baby. Yeah, baby. Woo! Yes. Step into my office, baby. >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

>> Bert, >> that's my butt crack, everybody. >> Mjaro. >> You guys, let's give it up for Berto. He's lost 40 lbs. >> Yep. [cheering]. The oldfashioned way. By injecting a. needle into my stomach and then throwing. up in the middle of the night, [ __ ]. blood in the morning and smiling about. this much. >> That's why I got off of it. That [ __ ] is. [ __ ] Oh, it takes your sparkle away. >> No, >> if you guys haven't watched our podcast, we talk about the sparkle getting taken. You guys got to for two hours. We're.

like, we hate life. >> It works out. I if you are fat and you are smiling. right now and you're thinking I'm going. to stop by Pizza Hut on my ride home. [laughter]. and then I'm going to kill some pizza. and pass out and throw up in my throat. while I sleep and then breathe it into. my lungs and I'm cool with that. Just. don't change. >> It's the worst. I still have and I've. been off of it for like a month and a. half. It's like you eat and it sits in.

your throat. It's It's the worst thing. I haven't drank in like 43 days. 45. >> Good for you. >> No, I got a blood clot in my leg. Don't. [ __ ] cheer. >> Oh [ __ ] Bert. >> The doctor was like, I'm going to put. you on this medicine for 6 months and. you can't drink. And I was like, what? Like how? Like define can't drink. And. she was like, you can't drink. I go. like, but every now and then. And she. goes, no, that's what can't means. [laughter]. And I go, but like I could like I can.

have a cocktail. And she goes, "What. what are we doing right now?". >> He's like, "I'm negotiating, bitch.". >> She said, she goes, "Do you need to. drink?" I go, "That's an open-ended. question. [laughter]. >> You poor babe.". >> I still got my sleep apnnea laugh. >> The sleep the sleep apnea has to be. better now that you're down 40 lbs. So, >> I mean, Leanne's got to be praising the. Lord because you're probably not sawing. logs like you were. >> Well, interesting conversation starter. Mhm. >> Leanne and I are what we call a a sleep.

divorce. >> Oh, so you guys have separate rooms? >> No, no, no, no, no. Divorce is the wrong. thing. It's better. It's better. We're. happier. I have my own room. I can jerk. off whenever I want. >> And so can she. >> Yeah. Well, [laughter]. she It's actually Okay, look, when you. have kids in the house, you shouldn't I. don't think you should do it. But now. that the girls are in college, it's. like, what is I going to keep her up? And then she's not sleeping, and then. she's angry. And she's angry at me for. just breathing. All I'm trying to do IS. HOLD ON TO LIFE BY A [ __ ] THREAD. AND.

THIS SELFISH [ __ ] HAS THE NERVE to go. roll over. I'm tired. I am barely alive. I am holding on like you're also hungry. and have a blood clot. >> Like come on, Leanne. We got to give him. a little grace, right? >> But but my sleep apnea is gone. I'm not. snoring at all now that I'm in my own. room. >> [laughter]. >> So Leanne was the problem. >> I'm allergic to [ __ ]. >> By the way, I can see her eyeballing.

>> in the back right now listening to this. I. >> can see her eyeballing me over those. roses. >> I love her so much. Can we talk about. your Netflix special, >> please? Yeah. >> Like your Netflix show? >> Yeah, TV show. Free Bert. I've always. wanted to do I've always wanted to do uh. a sitcom, but I always thought multicam. that those are kind of dead. So, we got. an opportunity and when I pitched it, I. pitched to Netflix. I said, "I want to. do a TV show just about my life. I'm. Bert Chryser. My kids are Island. Georgia. My wife's Leanne. We live in.

LA. Like, I I don't want to change. anything. My friends are famous. Like, I'm friends with Jelly and Bunny and all. the people in my life." And I said, "But. I want it to be like the TV show Slow. Horses." And they're like, "What?" I go, "Like Black Doves." And they're like, "What are you talking about?" out and I. go, "When I watched Black Doss or Slow. Horses, at the very end of that episode, I went I looked at Leanne and I was. like, we're watching this whole series. >> I've never heard of it.". >> Oh my god. They are spy thrillers, but. they're so [ __ ] good.

>> Free is not like that. >> But it's a six episode arc where it's. not episodic. It's at the very end of. the first episode. If you've seen it, >> have you guys Who's watched Rebert? [cheering]. >> Spoiler alert. The show's been out. >> It's all right. You should have watched. it by now if you haven't. >> I wanted a line that is so aggressive. that you as a viewer, you have to say, "I've got to see how he gets out of. that." And the line I say, I'm on stage. and I'm talking about the parents and.

they're showing the video in the. principal's office of me trashing the. [ __ ] parents I am sitting three feet. from. >> That was hilarious. >> And the last line, the last line I say. is, "I'm in this principal's office with. these cunts." thinking, "Where's a. school shooter when you need one?". [cheering]. And it cuts to black and every the let's. just say no one didn't watch episode. two. [laughter]. Everyone was like, "How the [ __ ] does he. get out of this?" And then the next the. first joke is the joke about Joe Rogan.

>> But how did it feel to have a number one. on Netflix? Like that's so special, dude. >> It was uh you know, I gota I You can. relate to this. Yeah. >> Right now you're processing. >> what is happening with your life. and you didn't expect it. It never was. supposed to happen to you. If we're. we're at like I think you're almost. middle school is where we're at in the. book. >> Yeah. >> So, if you read that, I think everyone. would know that little girl is not set.

up to succeed. That little girl is not. supposed to be a number one New York. Times bestselling author. >> That made me cry. >> That little girl is not supposed to have. fans who connect with her. The world has. changed and that little girl is changing. little girls and the women in this room. by her success. [cheering]. >> I love you. >> And it's going to take you a second to. process that. And it's going to hit you. when you least expect it. You're going. to be in line at a McDonald's picking up.

food. >> I'm going to go home and cry in. Crunchy's fur. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's going to nestle up into him. It's my 600 lb lap cow. But it's hard to. process is is that success is because. you're just a regular person and then it. happens to you and people are like I. mean I remember uh Sarah Palin reached. out and was like I like your show. [laughter] I was like I'm not supposed. to know Sarah Palin. but that might be actually kind of funny. but how was it when you hit number one? Like how does that feel? cuz you've.

every time you drop a comedy special it. does [ __ ] but to drop a series like. you did on Netflix and it hit number one. and stay there for like days like what. the [ __ ]. >> I don't know. >> where do you go from that hair. >> season two hopefully I'd like to do. season two. >> so hopefully we'll hear hopefully we'll. hear soon and we'll do a season two I. would love to do a season two and you. know I don't need much out of life I. could do that show do some comedy. specials and then tour. >> travel with Leanne. You guys in your.

honeymoon phase again? >> Yeah, we she wants to go to Greece and. uh and and to Paris and she wants to the. girls all want to go on safari. So maybe. that's the rest of my life is do a. couple more things and then just travel. with my girls. >> I love that. Just pour into your family. >> Yeah. >> And I think that's what life's all. about. >> We uh we we're you know we had we did a. 2-hour Zoom with the girls the other. night and we laughed for two [ __ ]. hours. A. >> and and and I you know you I don't want.

my kids gone and I want if I could. travel with the girls I'd be the. happiest man in the world. >> I think that they would love that. >> They are [ __ ] bullies. >> They [laughter] are [ __ ]. >> He says that about them but he always. makes TV shows and movies about them. Like you love those [ __ ] girls. >> Yeah, I do. [laughter]. >> Bird, thank you so much for being here. Congratulations. >> Thank you. Give it up for Bert Pleasure.

[music]. >> So on this crazy road that we call life, people come, people go. But most. importantly, I think what I've learned. in this journey is that I've gotten to. choose my family. And along the way, God sent me two. little angels named [cheering]. named Haley and Mimi [cheering].

that always have my back no matter what. and are always there for me. And I. couldn't imagine life without both of. these women. So I would like to bring. out what we lovingly call the coven. [music]. [screaming]. [music].

so [music] far. [cheering]. >> Give it up for the girls babies. Also, we tried to get Creed and they. said, [laughter]. >> "Should we miss anyone else out?". >> You know what? We're missing one other. person from the coven. >> Yeah. >> Matt, get your ass out here. [cheering]. >> Come on, buddy.

Take it off, baby. Take it off. >> Uh-uh. [laughter]. >> Come on. >> Not for free. >> All right. On the plane. Oh, you're. learning. Your pussy's hanging out, [ __ ] Close your lid. >> So, if you guys watch us all the time, you would know that we have this show. that we call Ask Tell. [cheering]. >> Yeah, baby. Do you guys mind if we do an. Ask Confess? [cheering].

>> So, what we did was we had you guys. write in some Ask Confesses. So, these. are from somebody who's sitting next to. you in the crowd. We'll never know who. they are cuz we won't tell, but I'm. going to tell you right now, we've had. some really [ __ ]. >> Weird. >> While we've been on this tour. >> Yeah. >> And disturbing actually. >> Yeah. A little disturbing. I'm a little. traumatized, but I think I'll get over. it. >> Last last show, I almost [ __ ]. >> Matt,

>> I broke her cubic zirconium. [laughter]. >> Throw it into the crowd. Put it on. Use it as a titty tassel. >> I'm not this gay. [laughter]. >> Hold on. Wait. Hold on. >> Anal beads. >> Anal beads. >> Is it [laughter] good? >> I love it. I think I think you need a. little sparkle. We need to get Matt a. chain. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Maybe a choker. >> Hold on. >> It won't stay up. I do like to be a. little ch I'm sorry. I apologize. >> All right. Who's going to kick this off?

You want to go ahead and start? Haley. Haley. Have a good one. Um, I was a. [ __ ]. I was a book guy at Barnes & Noble. Uh, but one day I got thrown into the cafe. with zero training. A customer ordered a. pressed pretzel and I grabbed the one at. the front of the case. He came back. saying it was rock hard. The barista. returned from break, took one look, and. said, "That's the display pretzel. It's.

shellacked.". >> Wait, >> did you say a. is a a book guy. >> A book guy. I thought you said a book. bag. I was like, "What the [ __ ] is. that?". >> I feel like that's bad training on the. person who put him in charge of that. Like, how would he not know? You know, >> I would do that. >> That's not your fault, honey. Whoever. wrote that in, that's not your fault. That's whoever did. >> If you you [laughter]. >> you sound dumb as hell. If you don't. know what a damn. >> you don't know what plastic looks like,

>> they look real sometimes. >> Pretzels can be He thought it was hard. I don't know. Like it was a crusty one. I don't know. >> I don't know. >> You never know. >> Crunchy. >> One of you [ __ ] is dumb as a bag of. rocks. [laughter]. >> Go ahead, baby. You go next. Okay. So, this person wrote in that they were. collecting things to donate to Goodwill. I threw everything in my trunk. But what. I failed to remember was that my husband. and I had a romantic weekend prior to. this. So, Oh, you guys already know. where this is going. A talawacker.

>> [panting and gasps]. >> So, as I arrived, a young gentleman in. his early 20s was sweet enough to help. me unload the things I was donating. >> Oh, boy. >> Before I could stop him, he grabbed a. bag that contained a neon speedo. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Broken handcuffs. >> A spilled bottle of lube. >> I hope silicone. >> And something that looked like a back. massager. >> Oh, those are my favorite.

>> They're cute. Those are a little too. big. Um, he looked at me with the widest. eyes and said, "Ma'am, we can't accept. this.". [laughter]. >> Oh, >> these are sweet. These ones are. >> I know. These some [ __ ] confessions. >> These aren't weird at all. >> Well, I'm going to I'm going to take it. there. So, here we go. >> Oh, >> yeah. I'm straight, but I don't know. [laughter]. >> But I don't know why I like to insert. almost anything that can fit into my. ass. I put a d a Coca-Cola bottle,

>> pickles, a banana, and a random bottle in there. >> That's a it [laughter]. [cheering]. that's what you call a homosexual. [cheering]. and they going to hell. Listen, [laughter]. we don't yuck anybody's yum in this.

>> Yeah, we [ __ ] do. >> You a nasty son. putting a damn. >> I just want to know how the. >> in your butthole. >> How' the banana put like that in your. rectum? >> Matt, you've never put a pickle up. there. >> Not a pickle. [laughter]. >> Is it the size of a pickle? >> A size of pickle? Yes. >> What about a banana? >> No bananas. Oh, that that got some curve. to it. >> Yeah. Was the skin on or off? >> The skin on. I don't know. We'd have to. ask if any whoever put this. >> You don't come back from that.

>> Whoever put this confession in, if you. want to stand up and elaborate, we would. love that. >> Was the skin on the banana? >> We are not going to make fun of you. I. promise. >> Be an ugly, too. [laughter]. >> They ain't never fine. >> Go ahead, Haley. You're next. Oh, >> we need Matt on the Asel Confess panel. all the time. >> All the time. >> Okay. I had my head hanging off the bed. and my husband was deep. Yeah, baby.

>> That's what I'm talking about. Right. >> All All was fine and. all stiff necked McGee. >> Make it get it looser, buddy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't go that. >> He got so excited. >> I'm never getting asked to come back. again. [laughter]. Oh, okay. >> Okay. Come on, Haley. Damn. [laughter]. >> All was fine until I took a deep breath. and his balls suction cuped to my nose.

>> Oh, she got the real teaagged. >> I was damn. >> I was handcuffed so I couldn't reach to. tap him. My life flashed before my eyes. >> That was almost. >> And there was like no safe words. She. couldn't like and if she's slapping him, he's thinking she's into it, you know. >> Have y'all Do y'all ever have y'all ever. seen the episode of Spongebob? >> Yeah. >> Mermaid Man. >> Mermaid Man where he got the like that's.

all I think just ball sack man just like. just [laughter]. >> I don't know. It sound kind of good. unless he ain't washed his ball sack. >> Some of y'all don't wash y'all's ball. sacks. >> No, he's not. A lot of men or they use. three in one, you know, thinking that. >> same rag face. Same rag. >> Same rag. Yeah. Face and Yeah. >> So, this one said that I wanted to spice.

it up in the bedroom. So, I got online. and I ordered a new toy. >> What I didn't realize was sizing. >> Yeah. That. >> I thought it would be fun to get. something my husband could use on me. that was a different shape. >> Mhm. Week later, I had completely. forgotten about this. I walked in to my. father-in-law holding a three- foot long. octopus suction cup. >> Yeah. [cheering]. >> How do you explain that? >> The queers are taking over.

>> That [ __ ] is likeing Transformers just. popping out everywhere. >> That thing is probably like the size of. his arm. >> Yeah. >> Oh my goodness. >> Where are you putting that? I need to. know what he said. I don't even know how. you would insert an octopus shape inside. of you. I I can't even begin to wrap. It's like when we saw the traffic cone. >> I remember. >> We saw a traffic cone though one time. >> Not over there. Chill. Remember that. You ever. chill? >> Oh yeah. >> Okay. >> You ever put something in your butthole?

>> Never. Not even a pinky. >> What about a tongue? Anyone ever? No. Okay. >> Nothing. >> All right. All right. All right. I got one. I got one. >> Just a little. [laughter]. trying to help you out. I have an entire hidden library in my. phone of random girlfriends, but mostly.

they're my cousins that I off to. What. the. [cheering]. >> I'm judging. >> I said I wouldn't, but I'm judging. >> Yeah, that was rough, man. >> We're in LA. >> I can't agree with that. I mean, is it. blood cousins? Right. Cousins are blood. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. It's [clears throat] as. long as they know you have the pictures, I guess that's okay. I don't know. >> How'd you get the photos? >> Not the cousins. I'm talking about the.

girls. >> Oh, but right. >> All right. All right. We don't know. We. don't know. It gets weird. It gets. weird, man. Once Talking Fest, some of. you guys are [ __ ] freaks, okay? >> There's nothing we can do about it. And. we don't want to make anybody feel bad. for what they like, but sometimes it's a. little Yeah. >> Thank you guys for coming out. You guys. give it up for Haley, Mimi, and Matt. >> [music and cheering].

[music]. >> Can you take me higher? [music]. >> I love my squad so much, man. We just. sit around and read all the [ __ ] that. you guys write us in every day, and it. is of our lives because it definitely. makes us feel better about ours. So, thank you for that. I love you. So, my next two guests, one. of them comes from Rock Royalty, and I.

cannot believe that he's here. Um, I got. to sit down with his mother for the. podcast that just dropped this last. Sunday with Miss Sharon Osborne. [cheering]. Let's go. We love Mama Sharon. And the. second guest I like to call one of my. best friends and she is known to be in. the WWE, AEW, I mean like just the. baddest ever. Sera Jack Osborne.

[screaming]. [cheering]. [music]. >> stepping into my office. Let's give it. up for Jacketsa. >> You go there. >> I love you too, >> dude. Why don't like Hello. Are you guys. like from the same.

>> area code? We known each other for about. 20 years though, right? Long time. >> Yeah. >> I'm just joking. But we we have no idea. We just met each other. >> But you guys are so 20 minutes. >> So where [laughter] are you from? Uh, I'm from like technically was born in. northwest London, but I grew up in. Buckingham Shere, which is just outside. >> Fancy. And then where are you from? >> I'm a Norwich girl, which is like 2. hours northeast of London. >> Think of it like Kentucky of England. >> Yes, it is. >> Six toes and everything. >> Yeah, >> that's rough, Ray. I. >> trailer trash over here, baby.

>> That's all right. That's why you get. [laughter] a lot, baby. I'm so happy to. have you guys here. You guys both have. new podcasts, right? They've been out. for like a year or more. >> Yeah. >> Tell me about tell me about your podcast. and then Jack, tell me about your. podcast. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, mine's called Rule Breakers. with Sura and it's fun. We just sit down. and we chat and then at the very end we. have a segment where we actually torture. the guests a little bit. >> What do you Okay. What do you mean by. torture? >> So, we put dog shot collars on their. legs. Uh we get.

>> Are you into that kind of stuff in the. bedroom? Right. >> Maybe. Baby. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I enjoy it. I don't know what the fuss. is about, but also like eat bugs or. something like that. You know, prank. calls. >> I'm never coming on your podcast. >> Baby, you have to. >> No, I'm not eating bugs. I might do the. shot caller, though. I'm kind of into. that. >> Actually, I I [laughter]. >> I'm actually. just. We're actually doing a. >> Your dad is Aussie Osborne. Nothing. could be.

Yeah, [laughter]. [cheering]. >> we're actually doing one a oneoff live. show in Vegas in April, actually. So, I'm really excited about it. We're doing. this. I have to pick your brain, baby. This is amazing. >> I love it. And then Jack, tell me about. yours, baby. >> Uh, it's not nearly as exciting as like, you know, make making people eat like. bugs and shocking them to death. Uh, no, it's it's called Trying Not to Die. And. it's just kind of a health and wellness. like, hey, like how do you try not to. die? because I think that's all that.

we're really trying. >> I love you. >> Thank you. [cheering]. >> So sweet. >> Very sweet of you. Thank you. I. >> know. You're such a sweet boy. Like you. really the way you have turned out for. being like in such a crazy atmospheric. family that grew up in the media. Like. you and your family [snorts] are just. like the realest humans ever. And I I. will never not go to war for you guys. >> Oh, thank you so much, buddy. Thank you. >> Forever and ever. >> Thank you. >> All right. Well, I'm going to ask you. guys a couple questions. You guys want. to have a little fun? Let's go. >> Let's do it. >> All right. This one is for Jack. What's.

[snorts] the most unnecessary risk. you've ever taken just because it. sounded like a good story later? >> Oh man, so many like beyond. >> I heard you skydive. Do you skydive? >> So I when when we finished doing the. Osbor, I went to England and I made a TV. show for about 5 years. It was called. Adrenaline Junkie and I literally just. went around the world for 5 years doing. the craziest things imaginable. like. >> like I ran with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Got my skydiving license. I. climbed LCAP. Like just did a bunch of.

crazy things. >> Are you one of those guys who like is. constantly chasing that like next. adrenaline high? >> I I was massively. Yeah. Yeah. Like in. my youth it was just like let's go. >> What was it like getting chased by Cuz I. get chased by one every day and it's not. time. [laughter]. >> It's It's scary. It's actually really. scary. You don't realize how like solid. a bull is until they buck you one time. >> Well, to that point actually, you just. joged a memory where I the stupidest. most risky thing ever was I actually.

participated in a rodeo and rode a bull. on last minute. Literally, someone was. like, "You won't go." And I was like, "Yeah, [ __ ] it." [laughter]. >> Did they strap you in? >> I was fully strapped in. I had the whole. gear. And. >> how long did you stay on? >> Like 3 seconds. >> Oh, 3 seconds longer than I would have. terrifying though. >> I couldn't imagine cuz they're just all. such they're like muscle and they can. just buck you at any second. >> Sura, what's the most dramatic thing. you've ever done that you now admit was. unnecessary.

>> Oh my gosh. You know, I'm actually going. to talk about a wrestling promo. >> Okay. Yeah. >> So, I don't know if everyone's familiar. with obviously Ric Flair, right? >> Yeah. >> Styling, profiling. >> Ric Flair. I got to slap him. Was great. He was a good sport with it. But his. daughter Charlotte Flair, me and her. were in this storyline. And Vince comes. up and he was like, unfortunately her. brother had just passed away just before. this. And so he was like, "Oh, I want. you to do this promo and I want you to.

make a jab at a brother passing away.". And I was like, "Oh my gosh." This was. like 10 years ago, you know, and you. just felt like you had to say yes, you. know? And so in like I asked Charlotte, she was absolutely fine with it. She was. like, "Listen, this is the main event. we're just going to have to do what we. have to do to sell this match, right? So, there's a video still circulating. about it and there's literal tears in my. eyes and I say something like um uh she. was talking about having fight in her. and I was like, "Well, that's wrong. because your brother didn't have much. fight in him, did he?".

>> I wish I would have just said no to that. completely. I know that's a downer, you. guys. That's a downer story. But yeah, I. wish I never said that. I wish I did. Did you get to apologize to him off. camera? >> Oh my gosh. Yeah, Rick got really mad. about it. I just apologized instantly. and was just like, "I'm so sorry.". Everyone was aware of it, >> but afterwards I was like, "Oh, [ __ ]. Never have I should have just said no.". >> But that's rough because in the WWE when. they give you a bit, you have to do it. >> You just have to do it. Yeah. Like you. have to do it. But it was rough. >> Damn, baby.

>> Jack, what's something people. >> Buzzkill? >> I'm so sorry. I'm so [laughter] sorry. >> What's something people assume you're. good at that you're absolutely not? >> I have zero musical ability. really. >> zero. >> Not like nothing. >> Okay. Like I. >> I don't believe that. I sing a little. bit. No. >> Negative. [laughter]. >> Uh I couldn't like I I can play drums a. little bit. Like I can get a beat out of. it. >> Yeah. So you just don't have any rhythm. >> No, I do. I can do I can maintain.

rhythm, but I just I'm not musical at. all. I It completely skipped me. >> I love that though that you're your own. person. >> But here's the thing. I know my role. Like I'm not going to be one of those. guys who I'm trying to be a singer. >> [laughter]. >> No, it ain't going to happen. >> But what you do is really cool. I mean, you're an adrenaline junkie, you know? Yeah, you are an I mean, you're [ __ ] for. 3 seconds, bro. [laughter] Like, you. don't need to be a You don't need to be. a musician. >> Um, Sera, what's a totally normal. activity that somewhat feels extreme. when you do it? >> Oh, man. Wrestling.

>> Yeah. >> Um, okay. How do I put this into a. downer real quick? >> Let everybody know. Are you coming back. to wrestling? Cuz we're watching you. >> Oh my gosh. >> We're watching this stuff go viral. >> I know. has been going crazy with that. >> Do we want to see back in the ring? [cheering]. >> Yeah, we do. Okay. Yeah. So, Jack wants. to wrestle with you in the ring. I can. see it in [laughter] his eyes. This. fight. >> Well, we did say we did say we were. like, "Well, Bert came out here, took. his shirt off and stuff. How do we top. this, right?" So, Joey, my social media.

guy, was like, "You guys just have to. wrestle.". >> Yeah. >> And then also take our shirts off. >> Well, we have a wrestling ring in our. backyard, so you guys need Please. I. would love out here in our Is there a. cage, though? >> What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk about. it later. But yeah, you guys have to. >> Okay. >> You guys have to. I would love. [laughter] that. All right, Jack. I'm. gonna ask you one more question. >> No, no, [laughter]. >> there's so many questions on one thing. What's the most random fear you have. that makes no sense? >> Most random fear? >> Yeah. >> Um, man, uh, most random fear? Uh, it.

>> maybe spiders. I'm terrified of spiders. >> I am too. But but also like dying in a. plane crash. >> as I'm about to get on the plane down. Well, you. >> son of a [ __ ]. >> I know. >> Thank you. >> Like I just think it' be the worst way. to go ever. >> That is but. >> you got quick. >> No, cuz you got four minutes to think. about it. [laughter]. >> Jack, I have to get on a plane after the.

show. [laughter]. >> I'm going to be thinking about it the. whole time. >> Better make sure your affairs are in. order. I'm sweating like Bert right now. >> I love all of you. It was nice knowing. you. [laughter]. >> Gosh. Sera, what's a wholesome habit. people would never expect from you? >> Oh, I collect. >> You're very No, I am a pretty wholesome. person. >> You are. You're very, very, very. wholesome. >> I don't know. I don't know a habit that. would make me wholesome, though. >> No, you save dogs. You. >> I do save dogs. Actually, recently.

recently, [cheering]. I just got this new dog, Benny. He's so. sweet and he had an I saw it on Dave. Batista's story which is another. wrestler you guys and I just fell in. love with him and so they were like. we're going to put this dog down in an. hour if you don't come and get him right. they put it on the story so I was like. oh [ __ ] So I rushed in the car got him. and and took him home with me and now I. have to keep all my dogs separated. because they do not get along and. they're big ass dogs. >> They're [ __ ] huge. I'm just a small. woman. >> Yeah but we love you for saving the. doggies. [laughter].

>> All right, Jack. I have one more time. for one more question. What's the most. dramatic way you've ever exited a room? >> Most dramatic way. Okay, here's a story. Many, many years ago, Chrome Hearts was. doing a fashion show in LA. It was the. one and only time they ever did it. They. asked me to be in it. And it was in my. youth when I was crazy and drinking and. whatever. >> And so I did this fashion show. I was. completely out of my mind wasted after. the show. And we went back up to like. the top floor of the the Beverly Hilton.

like where they had all the awards. And. they had the whole top floor cordoned. off, armed security everywhere cuz they. had all the Chrome hot jewelry. And I go. in there with a couple friends of mine. And we proceeded to completely destroy. the hotel room. We threw the couch out. the window, the bed. We threw everything. out the window. >> Jack, how did you get the couch out the. window. >> with, you know, with some heaveho. [laughter]. >> and it was just like raining furniture. out the top floor of this hotel. And we. proceeded to and but the whole hallway.

was full of security. It. >> was just raining for. >> and we just walked out like nothing. happened. >> and nobody got hurt. >> Nothing. No. >> That is insane. That's a rockstar show. >> That was my dramatic exit from the. fashion show. I was like everything's. going out the window. [laughter]. But many years later, I went and. apologized to Richard and Li from. Chroma. I was like, listen, I'm so. sorry. Whatever. And they went, what are. you talking about? That was the coolest. thing ever. [laughter] Oh, it seems like. on brand Jack Osborne, you know. I love. that. You guys, thank you so much for.

being here tonight. You guys give it up. for Jack and Sa. [music]. Give it up for those babies right there. [music]. How are you guys liking the show so far? I'm still in awe that so many people. showed up for me, man. It's just I love.

you guys so much. You have no idea. Like, I love you so so so much. So, if. you guys have read my book, how many of. you have read the book? Yeah. Well, there's a chapter in there where I meet. this man who kind of sweeps me off of my. feet. [cheering]. And I mean, the guy's a three-time. Grammy Award winner now. >> [cheering]. >> So getting him here was kind of like, you know, wrestling a bear. But I don't.

know. Jelly Roll, are you here? [screaming]. We pull up to your [music] party like. what's up with y'all. Everybody in this. [ __ ] know that we don't [ __ ] with. y'all. Disrespect the bad man. You going. [music] to be the last man. You know what? You're going to interview. me, so you get the interview seat.

>> Give it up for Daddy Mo. [screaming]. [cheering]. >> What's up, California? How are y'all? >> Yeah, >> the king is here, baby. >> I'm so glad to be here. Listen, >> you look handsome. >> What a show tonight, y'all. What a show. [cheering]. >> I have been back there laughing. Oh man. >> God, this has been funny. >> Y'all sound like y'all been having a lot. of fun out there, too. Yeah. [cheering]. >> Well, for those of y'all that don't.

know, believe it or not, I actually come. on the show and bring the energy all the. way down. I'm the guy. >> I'm the guy who's like, "All right, let's sit down and talk about serious. stuff." Um, but it's also because we're. here for a serious reason. I love y'all. Uh, [screaming]. [cheering]. Yeah, but it's also because we we are. here for a serious reason. Um I think. what you did was so brave and telling. your story and giving your testimony and. sharing it with the world and [cheering].

just not being afraid of whatever. criticism would come back from it, just. wanting to be your authentic self. And I. think that that translated because uh. you will now forever be known as a New. York Timeselling best-selling author. >> Now you guys got to put some respect on. my name, right? I can tell you what. They've been. respecting your name. Now they got to. really [ __ ] respect it, baby. And you. earned it. You deserve it. Oh, you. deserve it, baby. And I was thinking about it. I wanted to.

ask you about the book because this is. your book tour. And I was tasked with. the job of hosting the Dumb Blonde. podcast about the book. And I want to. hear the funnier stuff. I thought about. this tonight. Is is there any part of. the book you wrote that even tickled you. a little bit? like something that you. were you found yourself giggling out. loud remembering and if so take us there. >> when I farted on the bachelor party. I mean, I don't know very many people. who can who will actually I know a lot.

of strippers who have farted on. customers, but nobody's going to tell. you about it, you know. But I don't for. those of you who haven't read the book, it was my first night. I was dancing at. Cheetahs in Las Vegas and um I was so. nervous. I was just this little like I. don't know I could had have been like. 1920 I think in the club and I was so. nervous and um they sent me to this. bachelor party this group of guys and. I'm my stomach's bubbling and I'm just. like [ __ ] dance here we go. I squat down. to do the dance and I just let out the. longest silent but deadly one.

and I was like, "Okay, it was silent. Nobody heard it." And then all of a. sudden I'm doing the dance, right? And I. hear behind me the guy's like, "Oh, you [ __ ] bro." And they just start. pointing fingers at each other and. they're like covering. And I'm telling. you, I it smelled so bad I started. gagging. >> I couldn't believe it came out of me. And seeing as how they didn't think.

anything like that could have came out. of little old me, I continued my dance, got my money, and got the [ __ ] out of. there. [cheering]. >> Sorry, honey. >> Your wife's past always. >> I don't know why the [ __ ] I asked that. I don't know. I knew I was setting myself up for. failure. As soon as I said, I was like, I should ask something serious. It's. like this is not the direction to send. my wife in front of a wide audience. >> This is my specialty. I never know what.

he's going to ask when he sits down here. either. It's always something different. every show. >> Oh yeah. No, we come off the cuff. It's. it's it's The first night I was so. nervous I had a little notepad and the. next time I brought my phone and the. night I'm just Whiz Khalifa got me just. high enough to be like I'm just going to. go talk to my wife. >> I think Whiz Khalifa got me high. I went. back there. I'm like it smells like. weed. >> I want you to know I think Bert's high. I'm high. I think I think everybody back. there is high. I'm pretty sure we're all. pretty stoned right now. Jack Osborne. might be the only sober person back.

there right now. >> How cute is Jack, though? Oh my god. >> Jack is the dude. What about Jack. Osborne, y'all? [cheering]. >> Um, well, I I I do want to get serious. for a moment because I don't want to let. this moment pass. And you finding out. that you were the best seller on the New. York Times bestselling list this week. You were the number one seller on the. New York Times bestseller list. and also. number one on audio. >> on audio as well. It's um but it also. happened on the anniversary of Grace and.

as we would be back on the west coast. heading back to your hometown tomorrow. night tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada and. uh I don't say Nevada no more. Are you. proud of me? >> I'm I I it took me 10 years to break him. of that. >> Yeah. when you're from the country, you. think she's from Nevada, and people from Nevada hate it when you. call it Nevada. Um, but I I guess what I want to do is. just give you a moment to honor Grace. here on such a big day for you.

>> Yeah. So, for those of you who haven't. read the book, um, February 25th, 2016, I lost my best friend, Grace, to skin. cancer. And it was just so crazy. I. don't want to get emotional. I have a. nobody cries alone policy. So, we'll go. together, girl. >> No, you if you start [ __ ] crying, it's never going to stop. It's my turn to cry. >> Okay, fair. I won't let my crying in a. me and B will cry together later about. it. >> Totally kidding. Um,

>> I lost my train of thought. But, uh, when I woke up this morning, um, and I. knew that I was going to find out if I. made the list or not and just all the. good things that have been happening. We. have another announcement that I am not. going to be able to announce until next. week. Huge. um just everything happened. on this date and I was just like this is. a total wink from heaven and um. [cheering]. and it just happened to fall on Grace's. death date. But what's also crazy is I. have a podcast coming out with Terresa. Caputo.

It's her podcast that I went on. And. when I went on this podcast, every. person, even the bad ones that have. passed away, came forward to. congratulate me on this book. [cheering]. It's the craziest thing. So, I just feel. like God has just giving me given me so. many signs of like you're doing the. right thing. And just I love you. And. just the fact that the book has re the. parts of the book that resonated the. most with all of you guys I didn't even.

think were going to be the ones that you. guys gravitated towards which has been. really cool to watch um and see and just. I don't know I'm just so thankful for. all the love and today is just a really. special day a. >> and then thank you guys for being a part. of it. >> A [cheering] well good I'm glad we could. honor Grace in that moment. Uh you also. wrote some real uh I don't know how to. say it. Uh NXFS. stuff. >> What is that? I never know what the [ __ ]. means. >> Ain't it what they mean for when it's. super sexual. >> for work?

>> Not safe for work. I just found that. out. >> Yo, >> I never knew that. >> Damn. Shout out to the front row freaks. >> I [laughter] love it. I said it wrong. I. called right there. >> And is it NFX and not safe for work? So. NSFW. >> Okay. >> I think. >> Yeah. >> I just You just taught me that. I've. always wondered like what the [ __ ] mean. But I never googled it. >> Well, now we know that it's not safe for. work. [laughter]. >> Is that what is they're labeling my book.

not safe for work? >> No. No. But no, but didn't you It means. sex scenes, right? There were sex scenes. in the book. That's what I'm trying to. talk about. >> It's [laughter]. >> cuz everybody asked me, "Did you read. the I'm like, of course.". >> Yeah. I mean, it got a little steamy. Your wife has a past, you know. >> All right. I just wanted to go on. record. >> You were the grand prize winner. >> I [cheering]. Thank you for taking me off the streets, baby. >> Baby, [screaming].

[cheering]. >> you turned this hoe into a housewife. >> Can I get an amen? >> There we go, baby. Um, it's funny you. talked about what you didn't think. people were going to gravitate to, and. it's it's what I was the most fascinated. with whenever I first met you was just. the dynamic of your household growing. up. And this is one thing we do touch on. every time is the importance of um you. not being afraid to share your story and. not being able to all the way down from. sexual trauma to these kind of things.

that is uh that like you wasn't afraid. to share your authentic story. And I. know a lot of people feel like that lady. that just said thank you right there. You know, I know there's a lot of ladies. in there and uh there's probably a lot. of stepmoms or bonus moms or mothers in. here who found a lot of strength in your. relationship with Bailey or uh a lot of. people that probably found a lot of. freedom and having an issue with their. stepmother, too. So, it was just really. cool you spoke on that. How did how did. you feel hearing so many people moved by. Baby Bunny more than Big Bunny? I it's.

that's really what the the book. everybody's loving you know my or I. don't know if loving is the right word. but everybody's gravitating towards my. childhood and I never realized how many. of us came from homes dude. like it's it I feel like we're one big. happy family and I I think you guys even. being here tonight just shows that you. guys are all generational curse breakers. like we were sent here to change the. narrative and the direction of of our.

lives and that's what we're all so give. yourselves a hand. Seriously. [cheering]. >> Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. >> Are you ready to sing for us? >> You want me to sing? >> I I What do you I mean, enough about me. Enough about me, baby. Everybody's here. to watch you sing. So, I think we should. have jelly roll. >> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold. on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to clear. something up. I love what you just said, but not a [ __ ] came here to see. me sing. Everybody in this building.

[cheering]. came here to see my beautiful wife. because they believe in you. They're. [cheering] just glad I came to support. you. They didn't give a [ __ ] if I sing. or don't. Ain't that right, Y'ALL? THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, BABY. YOU SOLD. 200,000 books the first week. You are. the best seller on the New York Times. Girl, this is your [ __ ] night, Mama. Bear. And if you WANT ME TO SING BECAUSE. IT'S YOUR NIGHT, I'LL SING. >> BABY, sing for me. >> All right. >> [cheering].

>> Take him to church, daddy. [cheering]. >> The uh You know what? She said, "Take on. the church." We'll start there. >> I think that's a sign. And she said, "Take on the church. [music]. We're going to do it like this.

>> She told me to take it to church. And. the devil works hard sometimes, [music]. especially when things are going good. for you. But God always works harder, baby. The truth will always [cheering]. set you free. And I didn't plan on singing this song, but since she said take it to church, this will be the first time I've sung. this song [music] since we won a Grammy. for this song. [cheering]. [screaming]. >> So, y'all forgive me if I get a little.

emotional cuz uh this was from God. [cheering]. [music]. Yeah, I don't always feel it. Yeah, but that's when I [music] need it. the most. So I'm going keep on singing. till [music] my soul catches [singing]. up with my. >> There's days when my hands go up free.

Times when it calls. >> [music]. >> Oh, [singing]. there's days when a praise comes out and. days when [music and singing] it takes. all the strength I got. I'll bring my heart fought, [screaming]. hard fell, been through hell. Hallelujah. [music]. [cheering]. I'll bring my storm toss torn. [music and singing] cell story to tell.

Hallelujah. [screaming]. Oh. [singing] Oh. Oh. Cuz God, [music]. you've been patient. My God, you've. [singing] been gracious, faithful. Whatever I'm feeling, [music and singing] professing, I'll bring my heart fought, heartfelt. [music]. It is where. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[music]. Oh, hallelujah. Oh, I've wrestled with the darkness, [music]. but I'm trying [singing] to reach for. the light. Yeah, the struggle keeps. [music and singing] me on. And it brings down the walls of my. pride.

Cuz faith [music and singing] is. improving like gold till it's been. through the fire. Oh, [music] my head, heart, and hands are. feeling hell. [singing]. And that's when [music] I lift them just. a little higher. I bring my heart for heart fail. [music]. Been through hell. Hallelujah.

>> [music]. >> I'll bring my [singing] storm torn cell. story to tell. Hallelujah. Oh. Oh. Cuz God, you've been patient. [music] My. God, you've [singing] been gracious. You're faithful. Whatever I'm feeling, [music] professing. I'll bring my heart for heart fail. [singing] It is well. Hallelujah. [music].

[cheering]. Oh hallelujah. [screaming]. Hallelujah. [screaming]. [cheering]. >> Thank you for that God. [cheering] Thank. you for that God. Woo. We needed a little praise and. worship tonight, baby. >> [cheering]. >> Let's play himself, Mandy. [music].

I. let you [music] drive around my mind. I I can't count the times you make me. feel like [music] I'm nothing. Play me. like a fool. Like a fool. >> [music]. >> saying, "Drink another whiskey. Pop. another beer. Money makes you happy. Heaven [singing and music] isn't real.

You won't find nobody to love because. your heart's still brok.". And I know you ain't [music] nothing but. a. Yeah. I walk right out. [music and singing]. Oh, I love you, brother. Yeah. They try. to bring me down. Try to put me. underground. [music and singing]. I'm always going high. I hear you in my head [music] in my.

You [singing] try to be my friend, but. you [music] know it's small. Holding [singing] now. I scared of. telling you where you can go. [music]. Cuz I know you're nothing but a lie. >> [music]. >> You [singing] burn me one too many. times. You're like the devil in disguise. Had. your true colors. Just leave me. [music and singing] alone. Keep leaving. me on.

Drink another whiskey. Pop another pill. [music] Money [singing] makes you happy. Heaven isn't real. You won't find nobody. [music] to [singing] love because your. heart's too broke. Yeah, they know you ain't nothing but a. [music]. Oh, y'all sound good. Yeah, I walk right. out the. Yeah, [music] they try to bring me down. Try to put me underground. [singing]. I'm on it. [music].

I can hear you in my head [singing] in. my head when I'm dreaming. You try to be. my friend, [music] but you know it's. small. Now [singing]. I ain't scared of telling you [music]. where you can go. I know you're nothing but. [cheering]. >> Okay, guys. [applause] Okay, guys. I.

need you to get really quiet cuz we have. one more special guest. [cheering]. If you guys could just look over here. for me, there was a man that we fell in. love with named Bob. Bob. [cheering]. >> Bob, are you ready TO SIGN US OUT, BUDDY? >> Say it one more time. >> Bob [screaming] out, baby. >> Thank you guys so much for coming. tonight. We love you so much.

[cheering]. Nothing. [music]. [cheering]. >> Thank you guys so much. We love you. [cheering and music]. >> Matt's got a little switch in his hip, buddy. >> I love it. You guys want me to sign some.

books? >> [music]. >> Hold on one second. [music]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about why you. still miss you. [music] Can you call me? Yeah. I heard she still balling. [singing]. Yeah. She used to bust [music] for me at. Walgreens. Smuggling was my calling. [singing]. Hey [music] f on the Mercedes. That's.

major. Whole gang going crazy. [singing]. That's major. Millions on the [music] table. That's. major. I turn dirt into diamonds. That's. [singing] major. You searching for fame. I became a. superstar in the dope gun. [music and singing]. Found out you a hater. I can't look at. you the same. Godamn. She said, "Can she. take [music and singing] a picture with. my chain?" Godamn. Got two twin sisters. Call them. Godamn. I wish I wouldn't. have [ __ ] [singing] that [ __ ] She. insane. [music].