Live From NYC: The Coven Went Feral | Ask, Tell, Confess
Ask tell. [music] confess. to confess. >> I ask [music] confess. [singing]. I'm also so thankful for two girls who. came into my life that [cheering]. that believe in me every step of the way. that literally have put their lives on. hold to make sure that my dream came.
true so that it could be their dreams to. come true and we've kind of formed this. little thing we call the coven. [cheering]. so I don't know if you guys are ready. but let's have Mimi AND HALEY COME. >> [music]. >> HOLD ME NOW. I see. I'm thinking. [music]. so far down.
[music and screaming]. You guys have a seat, baby. [screaming]. Step into my office. [cheering]. Well, I don't know about you guys, but I. am so happy they're here. Did you guys. watch the Mob Wives? >> We just watched it. >> That wasing great, right? >> We lived that. >> That was hilarious. I love them so much. >> It's a lot of energy. You got to take it. in. >> No, they're amazing. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> So, now that we have them sitting on the.
couch, we are going to do a little. segment that we call. >> Ask. Confess. [cheering]. Wait, I couldn't get a whistle out. You're right. As token fell. >> There we go. >> I got it out. But the crazy thing is is. they were like, no, we can't have. audience participation. And I was like, go yourself. I was like, I want audience. participation, but here's the deal. You.
guys can come up and ask any question. So, if you guys don't know what ask, tell Confess is, it's ask a question, tell something, or confess something. And it needs to be juicy. And it can't. be like we need it as weird as possible, >> please. >> So please, if you guys have some weird, come up and tell us, but nothing that's. like bad weird cuz I'm going to tell you. to sit down. Like don't come up and. confess a murder cuz I've had two people. do that. >> Don't do that. >> And I'm like, you know, I can see you, right? Like, oh, how am I supposed to go. to sleep at night knowing this? But here.
>> accompllices if they do. >> I don't know. I don't listen. I didn't I. didn't ask for that. All right. But. anyway, so we're going to kick it off. because we do know that it gets weird. here in uh New York because a couple of. you guys submitted some. >> anonymous ones already and they were. really weird. And then how are we going. to pick people to come up? Do you guys. >> They can just come on up to the. microphone. >> Yeah. If any of you guys want to come. up, start walking up to the microphone. We're going to talk about the.
>> Head over. >> Girl, I feel like we should start with. you. She like she ran to the microphone. >> She's a runner. She's Let's start with. her. >> All right. >> You know what's good? She ran. >> from the back. What's up, baby? >> I'm just bringing up the microphone. >> I'm dude, that wasing great. I need that. clip. Somebody clip that for me, please.
That is great. She's like, "No, I'm not. confessing. [laughter] Not happening.". That was her confession. That was a. confession. That was the. >> All right. So, I'm going to kick it off. These were some anonymous ones that you. guys wrote in. So, this person said, >> "I love the smell of my apartment after. a night of White Castle and farting all. day.". >> Same. >> God dang, it smells heavenly. >> What the hell? Did you write that in? >> I did. That does sound like something I.
would write in. Seriously, White Castle. I think Do you Who likes White Castle. out here? >> No. >> I do love Harold and Kumar go to White. Castle. >> Let's burn this down, Pooky. I got to. meet him the other day. I was so excited. about it. You have no idea. >> Oh, you literally said it to him. >> I did. It was the first words. I didn't. say hi. I just quoted his movie line to. him because I just love him so much. >> So much. >> All right. So, we have You're not. bringing the microphone, are you? >> What? >> You're not bringing the microphone, are. you? >> I'm on what? [laughter] Never mind.
What's your baby? What's your name? >> Um, on Facebook I'm BJ. You know me as. BJ. >> Hi, BJ. >> And I always say we're like Teimu, Bunny, and Jelly cuz that's what we were. for the last two Halloweens. >> No, you're not Teamu, baby. You are us. I love that. I love that. >> I love you. I've been very sick and you. have gotten me through so much. >> A. >> But I have a question. >> Let's go. >> You never have panty lines. Do you wear. panties? [laughter]. >> [cheering].
>> I don't know. You want to You want to. come find out? >> I know. >> I haven't wor I haven't worn panties in. like 15 20 years. >> So, it depends on the occasion. If I'm. in leather, you have to wear panties. with leather cuz I got that walk. You. know what I'm saying? Like there's no. way. Yeah. No. But the majority of the time, no, I don't. I would just be freeballing. it. >> Okay. >> For sure. >> I can confirm. [cheering]. >> We got women, we got to let it breathe, too, right? Like, come on. And your your bum looks awesome tonight.
>> Oh my god, you're so sweet, BJ. We love. you. Thank you so much. >> Thank you. >> I see a hose. We trust shirt. What's up, baby? >> OG. The OG right there. >> Talk in the microphone. Microphone, baby. >> Don't be a Renee. >> I love I. >> love you, Renee. >> I want to know. I love you too, ladies, as well. If I can give you a gift, >> you can hand it right there by side. stage. Of course. We love you so much. That is so sweet. >> Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you.
>> So, so sweet. >> Is that a Highland? >> Hi, baby. >> Are you a coward? >> I think that's Scooby-Doo. >> I am Scooby mixed with a Vegas escort. >> I like it, baby. I like it. >> And I am the unintentional homie Hler. that brought you a gift, >> CHRISTINA. [screaming]. BABY, we love you. If you guys listen to the. past couple of Ask Talk Confesses, she. was the homie. We'll see you after the. show. We'll make sure we make time to. see you after the show, baby.
>> Yeah, for sure. No, we love you. >> We love you, baby. You're so sweet. >> I'm not confessing nothing except my. love for you, buddy. >> I love you, too. You guys, if you guys. come up, you guys got to give us an ass. confess. Confess something. >> Okay, here's the confession. >> Let's go. >> All right, so true story. My family ran. an escort service. >> Let's go. Okay. entire family worked for. it. >> Okay. >> But not me. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> I just drove the girls. I didn't like do. anything. But tell them your best memory.
of your nanny. >> Oh yeah. My best memory. >> Wait, this is of nanny who ran the. escort service, too? >> My mom and dad. My mom and dad. >> Madam Madam Nanny. >> Yes. >> Um, so my best. >> talk in the microphone, baby. >> Oh, >> okay. Okay. So, my best memory is um my. grandma used to have a rolodex and she. would be like, "So, Star, Yep. She's. 5'5. Um, we can make her have blonde. hair." And no, she can't do. >> right. I love my kind of girl. >> There's Pam. There's two girl kinky.
Yeah, she'll do two girl kinky. No. problem. >> All right. They for sure owned an escort. service. >> Yeah, I knew [laughter] it. >> All right, you guys give it up for. Nanny. Nanny was awesome, right? We love. Nanny. All right, you guys want to We're. going to pause real quick right here and. you guys read one of yours. Oh, I got a. good one. Hold on. Tell us next. Uh, this person said, "I have a fetish of. sniffing and licking armpits that are. either sweaty or hairy.". >> Recently, >> Dude, where are you at? Stand up. >> I need to know who this was. Recently, I. was in the office and had a fun.
conversation with a colleague in which. led us to hugging in [snorts] that my. hand went into her armpit after. realizing I sniffed it. Should I tell. her? >> What do you guys think? What do you guys. think? >> I know. We have mixed reviews. Some. people are saying yes and some people. are saying no. >> I say I It depends. If somebody told me. they sniffed my armpit, I'd be like, "I'm sorry." You know, like that's. freaking onion roll. Like there's no.
way. But. >> lasagna. >> I don't know. How would you feel if. somebody did that to you? >> I don't want to know. >> I don't want to know. >> I don't want to know. >> Don't tell me you sniffed me anywhere. >> Hi, baby. What's your name? >> Hi, Bunny. I love you. >> I love you. Oh, >> and so I can't beat that last story. But. my whole life I've had decent hair, right? But Mimi, I need a hair redo. Can. you help me? >> Of course. Of course. >> You have beautiful hair, by the way. >> Yeah. Don't start it, man. You'll end up. like gorgeous.
>> I'm like old girl now. My husband's. like, "Leave it." I'm like, "Cut it.". >> It's so beautiful. What do you guys. think? Whatever. Leave it or cut. Leave. it or cut it. >> Leave it. people. Dude, I pay for. extensions that long, dude. Like, keep. the hair. >> Promise you. >> I love you, baby. >> Go ahead, mama. Hi. Hi, beautiful. >> You guys all look amazing. >> Thank you so much. >> Um, so I just recently got my. cosmetology license. >> Congratulations. Let's go, baby. Heck. yeah. I wanted to ask you guys how both.
of you guys got into the beauty industry. industry and how you guys balance the. work and friend life. I know it must be. difficult, but I always am kind of like. I always have questions cuz I also have. a best friend in the beauty industry and. we always want to start something up but. we never know how. >> People joke about OCD all the time. Like, oh, I'm so OCD. I like things. neat. Yeah, that's not it. For me, OCD.
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>> A, >> you go first. Um, well, I've always done art all my. life. And then. >> she's so good. This can draw like a. dude. >> And uh, college, I was in a theatrical. makeup class and my teacher literally. was like pulled me to the side and was. like, "You need to get out of here. Like, you got a talent." So, I dropped. out of college and I went to a makeup. school in Nashville. And then I wanted. to do celebrity makeup. And I got my. first celebrity the first year I was in. Nashville. I worked at Mac and that.
helped me a lot, which nowadays it. probably won't. So, I'm going to say. don't do that. But, uh, social media. really helped me. Instagram really. helped me. Word of mouth. Um, balancing. work and friend life, though. >> It's hard. >> So, don't do what I did. I would. literally go to the club till like 3:00. a.m. and then take clients at 8:00 a.m. >> Still drunk. >> Come in smelling like vodka, dude. Like, Yeah. It was crazy. >> Yeah. I now though I only have her so.
it's way easier to buy. >> I stole her from the world. >> Yeah, I retired. [clears throat]. I'm retired. >> The dream. That is the dream. >> Yeah. Yeah. Made my dream come true. A I. love you. Stop. Make out. >> Yes. [laughter]. >> I thought you'd never ask. >> You guys know this [ __ ] is finicky, dude. One minute she'll want to make. out, the next she won't. >> It's getting weird. It's getting weird. >> Stand on my tippy toes. >> Stand. Oh, can you lower it, baby? Just. lower it. >> I'm okay. Yeah. Thank you. Um, I just. want to tell you I love you and like as. someone who's been in abuse. relationships, I love that you raise.
awareness and uh break that stigma. But. um, my confession is that I have really. bad gayar and I just found out that. Elton John was gay like two weeks ago. Now he's blind. >> What. [laughter]. now? Honey, [laughter]. >> the freaking [clears throat] the. outfits, the songs that he writes about.
men. Nothing clocked, nothing triggered. up here. >> But I love you and I love you, baby. I. love to you too. >> We love you. >> Go ahead, baby. Hi, Bunny. I finally. have my moment. I don't even know how to. follow that. But, um, I came here tonight from. Connecticut and I bought my friend and. I'm super excited to be here in all of. your presence because I follow you guys.
on Snapchat and I know I'm almost 50. years old. So, that's corny, but. >> look hot. >> You guys, you're hot. >> You're hot, baby. >> Y'all are hot. Y'all are my inspiration. because there's a lot of corny, horrible. people in the world. Then you guys give. me. >> you guys give me faith. I just lost my. mom a couple months ago and. >> you've you've you've given me some hope. because it's been. I have one of my best friends here. tonight, Ally. And.
>> what up? We drove here from Connecticut, which is a it an inspiration all its. own, but you guys are amazing and Jell. is amazing and your music really touches. my soul and. the last couple of months, but thank God. for you guys because we appreciate you. Thank you so much, baby. Sorry to hear. about your mom. And I did my eye shadow. just for you, Haley, and it probably got. up, but it's okay. >> Yeah, get it. >> All right, Haley, you want to read yours. really quick? Yeah, cuz uh I think it.
goes hand in hand with yours and I. didn't even plan this. >> Really? >> Oh [ __ ] Does it have to do with. buttholes and poop? Cuz that's all she. ever reads on assess. >> Well, I wouldn't do that. That's my next. one. >> All right. >> Okay. >> Uh I woke up in the middle of the night. after to the girl. to while my armpit hair. [cheering]. >> You guys are someing freaks in New York. I thought I was kinky. It's going to get. a hairball. >> I think that was.
>> What if it's the same person? >> Two submissions is wild. >> That was wild. That is Yeah. No, I mean, what's the the What is the chance that. there is two armpit fetishes under one. roof? >> I I'm not understanding. >> There's no way. >> We've never had armpit fetish. confessions until we got to New York. >> Oh. >> Oh, listen. We don't yuck anybody's yum. Okay. >> We don't yuck anyone's yum. Is it? All. right, go ahead, baby. What's your name? >> I'm Molly. I'm 21. I came.
>> I love your name, Lolly. That is so. cute. [laughter]. >> I'm 21. I just turned 21. I came all the. way from Texas by myself just to see. you. >> Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy. birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Lar. Happy birthday to you.
>> Get it. >> Thank you. >> Don't make me breathe out on here. >> I want to give y'all a juicy confess. So. I'm so sorry. Say that again. >> This was I wanted to give y'all a juicy. confess. >> Let's go. We're ready. >> My story. It's my mom's and if she sees. this, she's probably going to kill me. >> Oh, mom tune. >> So one time, and there may or may not. have been illegal substances. >> It's okay. Okay, we don't need but one. time when I was like 14, my mom got. really mad at her ex for taking her car. to another girl's house. So, she took my. 14-year-old friend with no license, no. nothing. Didn't know how to drive.
Again, illegal substances involved and. just to drive her make her drive her an. hour away to piss in his sunroof. [laughter]. >> Piss in his sunroof. [screaming]. >> [ __ ] shout out to mom and everything. the the the side got in it the next day. and then called her mad asing why there. was piss all in the car. >> Did she ever find out who did it? >> Yeah, she was in my mom's car. >> Oh my god, that is hilarious. Mom's a G, though. Shout out to mom. >> Yay. We love that one. That was cute. Thank you so much. That was good. That. was dope. All right, go ahead, buddy.
>> I'm like sweating. >> No, it's so am I. It's okay. >> I I'm promise not to be longed. I have. ADHD and I promise to be as quick as. possible. Um, but back when tickets went. on sale, I was so excited that I won the. Bunny XO pre-sale lottery and I posted. it on Instagram and then you reshared. it. Um, I'm Hollywood XO_10184. I'm EXO because I'm obsessed with The.
Weekend and EXO like. >> So is my husband. >> Yeah, I know. I I I can't wait till they. collaborate. um coming soon. But right. heo is part of Republic Records. Um but. anyways, um country is like so foreign. to me, but I feel like you and Jelly are. like the country version of iced tea in. Coco. >> A we love Coco. We love iced tea, too. Those are our homies. Yeah. >> My my real name is Sarah with an H. Like. Sarah Jess Parker and Sarah Michelle.
Geller. And I truly love you and your. husband as people. I love the message. I. have friends that have ODed and I had to. bury one of them. And then I had to. grieve a relationship that I never. thought that was going to come back to. me. And her and I got together for. dinner in December with another friend. who flew in from Chicago. And you have. no idea how grateful I am for that. So I. feel like I can really identify with you. guys. And part of my ADHD, I have.
depression. And every day that I wake. up, like I can't even believe it. And I. really do it for like the weekend. I do. it for my students. I'm a teacher, so. teachers gone wild right now. I'm on. February vacation. Um, this is like my. gift for myself. >> Fun, baby. >> I don't know if I paid for the meet and. greet, but I can't believe I'm talking. to you right now. You are such a source. of like inspiration and such a source of. like keep going and you're a badass and.
like get to the gym, Sarah. And I don't. know. I don't even know where to end. It. took me shout out to Sarah here. You are. here for a reason. >> It took me an act of God to get here. My. Uber driver left my house. So, I missed. my bus. I had to drive to New Haven and. then hop the train. So, I can't believe. I'm here. I love you. I love you. Thank. you so much. Thank you guys for. participating in As Confess. And thank. you guys for coming out on the couch. Let's give it up for Mimi and Haley. [cheering and screaming].
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