I Bought a Rolls-Royce.. Then a House in LA | Ask, Tell, Confess

Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, confess. [music]. >> Ask, tell, confess. >> Ask, tell, [music] confess. [singing]. >> And on tonight's news. >> [laughter]. >> Breaking news from LA. >> [gasps]. >> You guys, hello friends. Hayley, chill. >> Chill, bro. >> I literally didn't.

>> That's all you did. >> Tilted your mic towards you. Yeah, there. you go. >> All right. >> What's up, guys? We are in LA. We just. got done doing a podcast. Of course, Mimi has me working on our vacation, but. it's okay. We needed a break. We needed. some normalcy, right? >> we did. >> Yeah. It feels like home. >> Yeah, I know. >> Bro, should we talk about our week that. we've been having in LA? >> Are we allowed to? >> Why the [ __ ] aren't we? >> Uh. >> We can bleep whatever. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Why aren't we? >> The whole podcast? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Okay, so I didn't MEAN IT LIKE.

THAT. I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT. I MEANT LIKE. let's talk about we we [ __ ] added a. new addition to the family. >> We did. >> Snow [ __ ] white baby is. >> made every headline in America. >> Okay, I just need to let you guys know. Your girl. came to LA for the past 10 days and I. needed a vacation. We have been having a. blast, but the car has been in the works. for a year. >> Yeah, this wasn't just this trip. >> Yeah, so I literally have been planning. on buying a Rolls-Royce Cullinan since.

last year. It was going to be my IVF. present to myself because of all the. [ __ ] I had to go through. And it just so. happens that it landed at this time in. my life, okay? It has nothing to do with. anything having to do with that part of. my life. Um it literally was a present. to myself for getting through the IVF. and just kind of like a celebratory gift. that I wanted to do. So. >> Which you deserve. Which is. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> So that's why we have her and we named. her Snow White and I just.

>> She's lush. She's. lush. >> She purrs like a freaking kitten. >> Yeah, it's very very smooth. >> Yeah. >> Like if milk was a car. >> Oh, yeah. >> Creme. What do they call that in. Spanish? >> Creme. >> Crema. >> Crema. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, no, it's so good and I'm just so. thankful that I am in a position to be. able to afford that vehicle, but it has. been my dream car and now. I don't ever have to buy any other car. I have all the cars that I could. possibly want. >> Yeah.

>> They're all so pretty. >> We've been out here just What else have. we been doing, dude? Just living life. We have been having. >> [laughter]. >> Be Yeah, like I haven't drank this much. in. >> Same. >> It's Yeah. >> Yeah, I You remember that time like a. couple weeks ago when I said I would. never drink again? >> Yeah, I remember that. >> And here we are. >> we would be here. >> Yeah. >> We're going home to Nashville just to. get better. Like we. >> I need to heal. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> We're only going back home for a week. though and then we're back in LA because. why? >> We got a house, guys. >> We bought an LA house, baby.

We got an LA compound. LA compound. I'm. so excited. You guys know I've been. wanting a West Coast house forever. >> I had one in Vegas and. >> it just Vegas, I don't know, just isn't. me anymore. So I've been trying to. slowly make my way to Cali and here we. are, baby. So we found the dopest little. crib. It's not little. >> So perfect. >> We found the dopest crib. out here in a really good part of town. and so we are going to be West Coasting, baby, a lot. >> We're back. >> We're back.

>> Look at us. >> Look at us. Look at us. >> Yeah, I'm so happy though. This week's. been really awesome. It's just been like. as much as it's been like us [ __ ]. going going going and just like doing. everything that we've ever dreamed of, it's still been like a recharge for the. soul. >> And it's been fun. Our little crew we. have too like just making like desserts. at 2:00 a.m. and stuff and like trying. to cook. >> Yeah. >> The [laughter] cookie saga? >> The cookie saga. >> The cookie saga was like a 48-hour. adventure of trying to figure out how to. make cookie bowls. >> Yeah.

>> Which, you know, >> it. We. >> At the end, guys, it really did work. out. It really did. >> No, I was They looked [ __ ]. >> had movie nights like. >> Yeah. >> It's been fine. >> It was very healing. I had a moment the. other day we were all out on the back. porch and it was like everyone was laid. out in the sun together and we were. looking over LA and I just like we were. all laughing and having a really good. time. I got a little teary-eyed. >> I don't think it's so beautiful cuz I. was. >> Go be gay. [laughter]. >> Go be gay. >> It's um it's just been such a special. time, you know, because I I feel like. I'm living more now in the moment than I.

ever have. I don't even post half the I. don't post anything we do. >> No. >> No, we're not No one knows what we're. doing. >> Nobody knows what we're doing and I. [ __ ] love it here quite on the creek. >> Yeah. I'm just so it's been it's been. [snorts] awesome. >> Yeah, we stayed very quiet even in our. stories. Like normally we all live in. our stories. This has been so I'm just. like macho. >> selfie. >> Yeah, 5% [laughter]. of. >> Mine's like outfit check. >> That's it. >> Yeah, it's it's really cool to we're.

we're not living in our phones. We're. living in the moment and [clears throat]. I really enjoy it. >> It's a beautiful It's been a beautiful. time and I love living like this and I. think that I would not want to spend it. with anybody else but you guys. >> god, stop. >> She's going to [ __ ] cry. >> Am I going to cry? I think I'm going to. start right here. >> Hold on. The. theme of today's episode is also. inspired by our trip. >> It is. >> Oh gosh, should we talk about it? >> Let's talk about it. >> Let's talk about it. >> All right, so the other night. we went to this honky-tonk that's out.

here in LA that we had a [ __ ] blast. at. Should we shout them out? What is it. called? >> Well, I don't want people going there. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, never mind. Never. mind. >> It was a It's our safe space, but we. went to this bar. that [snorts] we are going to leave. unnamed because we don't want people to. take it over and because we'll probably. always be there, but it reminded us of. home and we had so much fun. It was a. blast and as we were leaving. we we passed Haley went off on a side. quest. Her new Her new side quest is she. goes to [ __ ] for a grilled cheese at.

3:00 a.m. >> Guys, the grilled cheese is hold on. >> Okay. >> Okay, yeah. No guys, the grilled cheese. is so fire. I'm going to have one. multiple times. >> she has to have a [ __ ] grilled cheese. every night. Um and so we were driving by and it was. so funny cuz. Mötley Crüe's Girls, Girls, Girls was. playing the day before and they he talks. about the Seventh Veil in Girls, Girls, Girls and I looked at somebody. I can't. remember who it was and I was like is. Seventh Veil even open still? And the. person was like, "No, it's been closed. down." And I was just like, "Oh, okay.".

We literally drive It's 2:00 in the. morning. We drive by Seventh Veil and. I'm like, "Seventh Veil is open." I'm. like, "Dude, let's go in there and make. it rain on somebody, right?". So me, Mimi. Jaime and a couple other people go into. Seventh Veil and we walk in there. Nobody's in there. Not one [ __ ]. person. >> Nobody, guys. It's just us. >> But as soon as I walk in, I see this. hottie who's this blonde chick and she. was so banging, dude. So pretty. So. beautiful. And we.

>> We're sorry, Haley, okay? >> Yeah, so Haley wasn't with us, but just. listen to the story. So anyways, the theme of this this. trip somehow became Frank Sinatra's New. York, New York. >> [laughter]. >> And. I won't go any further than that. It's. Seven Rocks. And um. so we wanted this girl to dance for two. songs and we were going to bless her. with, you know, like a thousand bucks to. just go on stage and dance two songs for. us. So I picked Young Dolph Major and.

then New York, New York. by Frank Sinatra. And this girl gets up. there, she dances and I'm telling you I. have never thought that Frank Sinatra's. song could be so sexy and she was like. shaking her ass to New York New York and. it was so hot. >> were literally just making it rain. >> I almost saw it in slow motion. Like. she's upside down on the pole. >> [laughter and gasps]. >> and her ass cheeks are clapping on the. pole and we're making it rain on top of. her to New York New York and it's just.

these dollar bills are just falling so. slowly. >> I know. She's just clicking her heels. Yeah. >> Okay. Love a good heel click. >> her. >> It was hot. I We got to go back and see. her. >> No, like can we, please? Cuz that was. >> I think her name was Cinnamon. >> Um she was so hot, gorgeous, beautiful. Well, anyways, we got home and we told. Haley about it cuz she was on her side. quest and of course Haley was upset and. [ __ ] was mad that we had gone without. her. So, the other night we were at home just. having like a game night and like eating.

and just like I don't know. We're having. a really good time. We're just having a. blast and. um. we I'm like, "Dude, let's take Haley to. We're going to kidnap her and take her. to Seventh Veil.". >> Blindfold Haley. >> I think somebody else came up with the. blindfold. We won't say any names. >> I was like, "What's happening right. now?". >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So, we all hop in [ __ ] Snow White and. we head down to Seventh Veil. Haley has. no idea where we're going, but we as we. turn in, we park in the back parking. lot. We walk up and she's like, "I. [ __ ] knew it.". >> [laughter].

>> And of course security knows us there. now, so they were all sweet to us and we. Yeah, and so we walk in and the girl. that wasn't there. The girl that was there the first night. wasn't there, but go ahead, Haley, take. over from here. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> We picked out another girl who's cute. and. go to the DJ booth and I gave him two. songs. >> Which were? >> And. Bussin by MoneyBagg Yo and uh. >> What was the other one? >> Uh Rich Rich [ __ ].

>> R&B by Dolph, of course, cuz I miss. Major. >> Yeah. >> And. yeah, then we sat down and waited for. her. Little awkward at first, not going to. lie. I didn't know what to do. I just kind of sat there. >> like you knew what to do. >> Oh, she was having a blast. >> no. Let's Let's talk about the fact that. you She was on the stage for 2.5 seconds. and you blew half the wad. >> know what else to do. I. >> You panicked. >> Cuz I was I It was awkward. >> "Hayley, chill. There's two songs.". >> I said, "Hey, >> Don't blow your wad.

>> [laughter]. >> I would have given her my wad. >> I kept asking everyone. I was like, "Give me your wad. Give me your wad.". >> Yeah. >> Well, cuz like it just felt awkward just. sitting there and not. >> Just staring at the. >> Yeah, so it's like. >> Swigging berries. >> Yep. >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> What do you call a woman's parts? That's. >> Me? >> She had a. >> Me? >> What? [laughter]. >> I thought she was looking at me and. saying, "What do you call a woman's. parts?". >> do you call a woman's parts? >> berries. >> I know. That's why I want to rename it. >> So, I said, "What do you call a. >> [laughter]. >> The Grand Canyon?

>> Damn. >> She never called it. >> I said, "It's the Grand Canyon, dude.". >> Little Canyon? >> She was hot, though. >> She was. God, she was so hot. Yeah. >> And she was sweet. >> She was really nice, yeah. Yeah, but it. was It was awesome. >> So, we made it rain and then we left. [clears throat] We literally go in for. two songs and then we leave. >> in sweats. I was in Uggs. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uggs. >> Yeah. Yeah. I almost wore slippers. I don't know. LA's just been so [ __ ]. magical for us, dude. It's been a. rebirth and I [snorts] am thrilled. >> He goes, "Should I change my shoes?" And. he had the Playboy slippers on. I said,

>> [laughter]. >> "No. I wore my slippers to the red light. district in Amsterdam. You should at. least wear yours." He wouldn't do it. >> Aw. >> Scared. Now, they're a little loose. I. don't want to lose one in there. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> One slipper. >> I get scared if the bottoms are thin, you know, you never know if you step on. something. >> You never know. >> Exactly what you said. You're like, "Where's my shoes?" And I'm like, "Just. go ask this." You said, "No, I might. step on something.". >> I said, "I might step on a hypodermic. needle. This is LA. You never know.". >> You know what? You never know. It's been. a while. Amber saw someone [ __ ] on the. sidewalk. >> I also saw that.

>> I think she was a little traumatized. You saw her too. You saw her too. >> No, I saw human [ __ ] on the sidewalk. >> No, she watched somebody spread it in. [ __ ]. >> I saved her. >> We walked by. >> It was us. I wasn't even there the first. night. >> you would have slipped in someone's. human [ __ ] in your platforms, I would. have lost it. >> It was slippery. >> I would have just put me in the coffin. right there. >> [laughter]. >> No, I'll [ __ ] throw up, man. Why like. there's so much land? Why do you have to. pick the side of the. >> It wasn't even [laughter] the side of. the sidewalk. >> THERE'S SO MUCH real estate that you. could drop a deuce in and you're just. [ __ ] trying to [ __ ] on a.

>> [ __ ] sidewalk? >> at Rodeo Drive the other day and this. woman was spread eagle. I looked over, she's sitting on the steps. Did anyone. else see her just spread eagle on the. steps? >> I did. On the right? >> On the right. I did. I SAID, "LOOK AT THAT LADY.". >> Where was I? >> You got to yell that louder. I mean. >> Yeah, I was there. >> You were there. She was spread eagle on. the steps. >> Straight spread. >> I must have Like naked? >> No, she. >> It was It was there something there? It. was like her clammy. Like like clam chowder? >> Yep. >> Mhm. Is that what we should call it?

>> Clam chowder? >> Instead of taking the cranberries? >> Her little clam chowder was hanging out, girl. >> [laughter]. >> Not the chowder I know, I got. >> I know a guy. >> All right. That being said. We're LA hoes now, baby. >> Okay. >> Oh, what what was I I was just going to. say we're going to ask you guys about. what your favorite stripper story was. >> Yes, so. >> Oops, sorry. I'm excited. I'm excited. >> This is my set. I'm tearing it down. >> Yes, so somebody came up with the idea. yesterday, Haley. >> Yeah.

>> Best or worst strip club story and you. guys of course delivered. >> Instagram, you can just DM us. We always. ask in our stories what you guys are. going to be a part of ask to confess. with. >> Just always put ATC in front of it and. hopefully your story will get read. >> We got some good ones, guys, cuz I Wait, wait. Jaime has a stripper story he. would like to share with everyone. >> I do. I'll kick us off. Okay, where was I? Oh. Shout out Mobile Mobile, Alabama. >> Oh, this is a good one. >> Yeah, was out there. It was after her.

show. It was somebody's idea. Didn't. know who whose it was. Went out there and it seemed fun, but. I think the girl trying to hit on me may. have been her first day. >> Oh, [snorts] no. >> Now, what indicates that to me is that I. definitely saw a large manager-looking. dude like whispering to her and pointing. at me. >> Mhm. >> And [clears throat] she just seemed very. shy. She kind of just came up with her. arms kind of. crossed and she's like, "Hey." And I'm. like, "Hey.". And I'm like, "What's up?" She's like, "How are you?". "Good.". And then after like 2 minutes, I think.

she kind of got weird and then kind of. walked away. But I thought it was It was It may have. been me, but. >> I don't You don't give very like. stripper That wasn't giving like come. sit on my lap. >> What What I do? >> It wasn't giving like I'm about to trick. off my whole [ __ ] college fund on. you. >> Yeah, and I think I gave her the $40 I. had. >> Huh. >> and just was like, "Here you go. Get. away from me.". >> Yeah. >> No wonder she left. >> day. >> Aw. Or was it your first day? I'm a. little confused [laughter] here. >> It was one of those where no one was in.

there. We were the only ones in there. and you can tell she just maybe got off. of lunch or I don't know what was going. on. >> smell like? >> She smelled nice. She did smell nice. >> Only Jaime would have an awkward. [clears throat] ass second. strip club story. >> But she was She was sweet and yeah. >> All right. Well, I don't This one's a. little bit raunchier and it has to do. with me. I didn't remember it. I don't. know how It's very personal, so I don't. know if we're going to air it, but so one of my exes wrote in. and they were like, "When you [ __ ] me on the floor of OG's.

literally in the middle of the club, that story will live forever. How How am. I ever supposed to forget that [ __ ] I. remember you stood up and my [ __ ] went. everywhere. You're a monster." And then. I said, "Wait." I go, "Tell me the whole. story so I can tell it." So, let's hear. what it says. >> Yeah, you probably don't remember. You. called me in the club. I came in the. club. You sat me. in the middle of the floor of OG's on. the big floor in the middle like smack. center at one of those round tables with.

the two chairs. And you came over and. you straddled me and you just like we. were sitting there talking and it turned. me on and you. [ __ ] [ __ ] me in front of everybody. You rode me in front of everybody. It. was honestly it was a LOT OF FUN. >> [laughter]. >> HE SAID I KIND OF LIKED IT. >> [laughter]. >> WE MIGHT We might have to chop that up a. little bit but. >> Can we distort his voice so it sounds. like somebody else?

>> Make it like a really deep. >> Yeah like a deep. >> Yeah like it's like one of those like. FBI informants. >> Can we please do that? Okay. Jason do. that. >> So yeah your girl has a couple I have a. quite a few strip club stories I can. tell but I just figured I would kick it. off with that one. >> All right I want to read mine. >> know I told you I like sex in public. I've told you guys that. >> You do. You do. >> This one says I used to work as a dancer. when I was 18 till I was 21. I will. never forget that one of the girls was. giving a man a lap dance. She was. grinding on him so hard and we all knew. that she was going to get paid. She was.

on the couch next to me. Halfway through. the song she started to scream bloody. curdling murder. Her clip piercing got. stuck in the guy's zipper. >> Oh. >> An ambulance was called. Lights went on. and there they were in their finest. moment. The man grabbed her outfit to. cover his face while the paramedics. removed her piercing for free from his. zipper. >> Oh my god. That is rough dude. >> I've never seen a strip club with the. lights on. >> [laughter].

>> I feel like everyone SCATTERS LIKE. COCKROACHES. >> IMAGINE BEING stuck there and you can't. move. >> It's like what's that one movie we. watched with Cameron Diaz? >> Oh Something About Mary. Fantastic. >> Oh no that's The Sweetest Thing. >> Thing. Yeah yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah. Oh my god, that's rough, dude. >> That was mine. >> That made me hurt thinking about that. >> I can't. I can't do it. I'm clumsy.

>> Can't do it, Captain. >> What? >> Can't do it, Captain. >> You can pierce your [ __ ] That's a. genuine question. >> Yes. >> Like where? >> crazy though? Like. >> Our stripper had it the other night. >> Really? >> Some people. they like pierce the hood almost. It's. not so much like but yeah, if you do it. wrong and you go to a like a not as. experienced person, you can lose all. feeling in it or it can over stimulate. it and you're constantly stimulated. Like you could just sit there and orgasm. >> I want to lay there that can do this.

>> [laughter]. >> You should make an appointment. >> I'm already I'm already Okay. >> All right, okay. Okay. >> All right. Uh I have a short one, short and sweet. Short king. I fell asleep at a strip club in Vegas. My head rested on the stage. Woke up to. a dancer aggressively clapping her heels. over my head screaming, I'm going to. come. >> That's it. >> Okay. >> That's giving Jaime. >> What clapping of heels? >> you would fall asleep on the stage. >> Yeah. >> You'd be like, I kind of don't want to.

be here. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I'd take a nap right here. Like how how are you going to. >> What song was it? >> come to someone that's just sleeping? >> I mean, I think she might have been. acting or jazzing it up for the. >> It woke him up. >> Maybe that's why she did it. >> Yeah, I get it. >> to wake him up. >> That last night, the girl didn't click. her heels. I was waiting for it. >> No, the one time she didn't even get her. clothes off, guys. She barely got naked, guys. >> The one before that though was like. upside down on her. >> Yeah, I I wish I would have seen it. I. threw half my load on her. That sounded.

bad. Half my. stack. >> your load on her? >> Mhm. >> All right, anyway, who's next? >> This one got me. One of the worst strip club stories I've. personally witnessed. A girl that was. clearly on drugs and didn't have the. best hygiene sat next to me and three. other dancers in the locker room and. bragged that she found a $100. She must. have made the other night in a private. room. She found it lodged inside her. vagina. Found it 3 days later. She said.

she must have not realized the customer. shoved it in her. She told me the story. 7 years ago and I'm still so. traumatized. How do you not feel that? >> What? >> You know. >> can get pretty small when you crumple. them up. Crumple them up. >> I mean, if a girl had a frog. If a girl had a frog in her Yeah, and. she didn't know and you know. I don't know. I could I could feel a. tampon. >> I would rage if I found [ __ ]. money in my vagina, dude.

>> With her nails up there trying to grab. >> Yeah, I can. I can. She'd probably make us grab it. >> No, I. It wouldn't happen. Wouldn't happen. >> You would make me look in there. >> Yeah, you would. >> I would. I would be holding the flashlight like I. did for my dad. >> [laughter]. >> Earlier she's walking out of the room, she just looks at me and she goes. I said, "You want to fuck?" Drops the. towel. She's like, "I've been waiting.". >> I thought you'd never ask. I'm in my. prime right now. >> It was She's ovulating right now. >> She has to be. I am ovulating.

>> Good times. Good times. >> Um. I I'm going to take a little dark turn. here. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> I know. Sorry, guys. Um I actually know. this person. They said uh I have one for. you. I took a friend to the Platinum Plus. It's legendary in Memphis for his 21st. birthday. Uh the dancer he chose gave. her gave him a lap dance and she died in. his lap from an overdose. >> She. >> Actually happened.

>> Did he get to keep them. >> Stop. Should we have a moment of. silence? >> Yes. >> Let's have a moment of silence. >> The [ __ ] dog. >> Yeah, man. That's rough. That's That's. really [snorts] rough. >> the stripper. Rip. >> Rippy. >> How do I follow [laughter] that? >> Let me switch them up. >> Let me switch these up. >> Let me switch these [laughter] up. >> Uh, okay. >> [snorts]. >> Um, my new husband and I didn't get a.

bachelorette party or bachelor party, so. we rounded up some friends and went to. the strip club. We were trying to buy a. dance from a sweet girl that just got. off stage and the ginger bedazzled bush. girl on stage told her to leave the. stage while her [ __ ] is dancing. She. got fired for being a [ __ ] and the. carpet matches the drapes. >> That's intense. >> The ginger bedazzled [ __ ]. >> Had me at ginger bedazzled [ __ ]. >> I listen. It was a great visual because. I totally visualized it.

>> Ginger bedazzled bush. >> Okay. [snorts]. >> Hard. >> Oh. >> I have like something in it. Okay. >> Let me see. >> Ginger bedazzled bush. >> [laughter]. >> [ __ ]. Sorry. I got to keep it going. I You know, like. when you have something in your eye? That's happening. >> All right. I got a good one right here. >> I don't know. I got some really good. ones. >> Yeah, I got another banger coming up. I. can't wait. >> if it tops this one. Okay. I feel like. we got a lot of the same ones. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I I had that one too. Yeah.

>> only write in to one of us. >> It would have to be the guy. One of my. worst uh, strip club stories is it would. have to be a guy that used to come in. and ask for bloody tampons to put in his. vodka shot. Good old Columbia, South Carolina hole. in the wall. >> I'm crying. >> Just like a little vampire. >> I don't like that. >> [laughter]. >> Dunking it like an Oreo cookie. >> Yep. >> Mhm. >> That's why the string's there. >> Stop.

>> Yep. I have full body chills right now. I don't like that. >> Same. Yeah, I'm going to throw up. >> Vodka? >> Like a. Like a cranberry. >> Oh. >> Yeah, like a vodka cranberry, but. I don't like that. It would look the. same color. No, don't like it. >> if he added a lime. I wonder if he Yep, yep, a little. >> Oh, a little just a splash of lime. >> I do have a question though. What's like. the common attire for a strip club? >> Wait, first for men? >> Really?

>> Are we talking about the dude or the. girl? Yeah, they would always come in. with either thin slacks or windbreakers. because they can feel everything. You. know how many men come in their pants as. you're giving them a lap dance? Yeah. >> I'm pretty sure that guy the other night. did. >> Yeah, he walked out he walked out kind of. >> A little wet. >> Crazy. The night that you got your. dance, there was a dude in the corner. I. don't know if you guys noticed him. >> No, I didn't look at any guys. >> No, I was scared. I was there for the. women. >> Yeah. All right, this one says. >> Shout out seven failed.

>> Was on [laughter] a work. Was on a work's night out, ended up in a. strip club. Co-worker bought me a. private dance. Turned out to be my. current girlfriend at the time and I. didn't know she was working as a. stripper. >> Wow, that's kind of hot though. >> And I told her I wasn't actually going. out that night. >> Okay, that's. >> In the morning, things were interesting. >> Yeah, that's not hot. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> Who noticed who first? >> I mean, but who's mad at who? She didn't. tell him that she was there or both.

Just [ __ ] it out in the club and talk. about it later. Role play. That's what I would have. done. I'd have been like, you know what? This scenario's hot, it's never going to. happen again. Let's [ __ ] it out, we'll. deal with it when we go home. >> I mean, there's an easy fix. >> Yeah, okay. I get it. My friend went to. the strip club and decided to get a. private dance from one of the dancers. She danced two songs, he said vibes were. perfect and he was rock hard. When she. got up, he had blood all over his lap. Turns out the girl was on her period, he. hasn't been to a strip club since. >> That happened to me. It might have been. an accident. I was given.

>> blood on someone? >> I didn't I do it on purpose. So, it was. the first time I ever wore a white. G-string, too. The first time I ever wore a white. G-string, I'm dancing for this person. and I'm like, "I'm not turned on. Why do. I feel like this?" You know, like down. there cuz it was like slippery. And I. was like, "What the hell's going on?" I. stand up and my entire white G-string. from like top to bottom is just covered. in blood. And there's blood on the guy's. pants and he wanted me to keep dancing. He didn't care. Yeah.

I don't like that. >> The night when I get his is a minute. bloody. >> I'll tell you something about men. They're not very hard to please. >> Mhm. That's a fact. Cuz for me, I wouldn't have really. cared. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude start. >> washing machine. >> Dudes [laughter] do not care. Yeah. >> Okay. >> All right. Still got 15 minutes. >> This one is from our boy Charlie. Classic. >> Oh, this is going to be. >> After this, too, you guys uh Josh Adam. Meyers wanted to be on the show and said. to FaceTime him. He has a story.

>> One time we had a dancer named Sapphire. and she was on stage when her boyfriend. busted through the front door screaming. he was going to kill her because she ate. the last hot pocket at their place. >> Stop it. I get it. >> He was not joking, being held back by. three security guards while screaming, "You knew I loved the pepperoni ones, you hot pocket eating hoe.". He. >> Hot pocket eating hoe? >> She's done it before. >> I [laughter] kind of feel like that. should be my nickname. >> He was pulled out of the club screaming. and losing his mind while Sapphire, the.

dancer, yelled across the club from the. stage, "Please stop. I love him." And. I'm not kidding, Sapphire came up to me. and said, "I deserve to die cuz I knew. it was his and I ate it anyway." Some. people don't play about hot pockets. >> That's what a vagina should be called. >> Hot pocket. >> Yeah. Yeah. There we go. >> beefy hot pocket. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I prefer the beef ones over the. pepperoni ones. >> Yeah. one do you think is a hot pocket? I like I like a good I like I kind of. like. >> If you don't say ham and cheese, I don't. know why we're friends.

>> I think you would feel like the ham and. cheese. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But like only in breakfast. I don't like it later on. >> have it anytime of the day. >> Yeah, I don't want to. >> Whatever, dude. >> We're calling Josh. >> Are you beefing over [ __ ] hot. pockets? >> Yeah, I get I get I get I get why you. I would be upset, too. >> You could cut this tension with a knife. >> Yeah. >> Meatball one is pretty good. >> Yeah, I don't know if I like the. meatball. meatball one so much.

>> Joshua Adam Myers. >> We got to see him while we're here, guys, and that was really cool. >> Yeah, I love him so much. >> Josh and. Myers is one of the best humans in the. world. >> We got to see everybody. We got to see. Highlight. We got to see everybody. We got to see. Highlight and Doobie. Like we got to see all the homies here, so it's been really cool, dude. >> It's been a really good great great. trip, but it's been really great. >> Josh's new music is fire, guys. The the. one about implants, my new theme song. >> Yeah. >> All right, guys, we're heading back home. to Nashville for a week and then we'll.

be back in LA, so who knows, you might. see us back here again. >> If you did, you didn't. >> If you do, you do. If you don't, you. don't. >> Yeah. >> All right. See you guys next week. Love. you, buddy.