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All right. >> I just got out of a 4-hour podcast, guys. Probably longest podcast I've ever. done. >> in the history. Amazing. >> So good, though. So, it was Anna. Nicole's um I don't like referring to.

him like that. It was Larry Burkehead. who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. >> And man, I think he talked he dropped so. much tea. I don't know. It was crazy. It. was a really beautiful. I feel so. blessed that he trusted me with his. story like that. And we got to meet. Danny Lynn. >> I feel like I was in on a secret. >> What a sweet little nugget. I wanted to. take her with us. I'm like, can you. >> I love her. She's our style. She's like.

like little goth girl. I love her. >> Top tier. >> Love. What do they call that? They call. it something. >> It's like a little pixie cut. >> Yeah, but it's called something cuz it. has those sides. >> I forget what it's called. >> She's so cute though. >> She's very whimsical. >> She is very whimsical. That is a great. way to describe her. >> She's definitely from another um. timeline. I was jealous of her outfit. >> Yeah. Fire. >> Super cute. >> I know. The minute she walked in, I. said, >> I like that.

>> Yeah. No, she's so cute. >> All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have been We've got a. show for you guys. Let me just tell you, we did two tour rehearsals and I'm. actually kind of excited. I was not. looking forward to it. I'm not exact. There's two shows that I'm a little. worried about. I'm not gonna say it, but. we have the guests that we have lined up. if they all show up. Clutching my. pearls. Like, holy, I can't even believe.

>> we got some of these people to sign up. >> It's like a mini concert. >> So, by the time this comes out, New York. will have already happened. >> cuz this is next Friday. Yeah. So, we. will have already done New York by the. time everyone's getting to listen to. this. >> I know. And the book would have been. >> And the book is out. >> The book is out stripped down unfiltered. and unapologetically. >> Yeah, people have it already. So, it's. in a bookstore locally here. >> Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. >> That was in our chat earlier. That's one.

someone from the office at WME. >> saw it in a thing. Well, it's like they. all kind of roll out around the the drop. date. So, yeah, some people are already. reading your story right now. How does. that feel? >> We should go down to a bookstore. tomorrow and see if we can find one. I. think it would be really cool if you. went into the bookstore and like hands. signed some of them so it was like a. surprise. >> No, I want to do that. I planned on. doing that. Yeah. >> I just Yeah, I think that'd be so cool. Like we'll go to like a little mom and. pop bookstore and like. >> what if someone's like whose signature. is this? I don't want this book.

>> This book is used. I don't want it. Someone drew this. >> Yeah. If you guys haven't though, go out. and please get your copy of Stripped. Down, Unfiltered, Unapologetic. I'm. nervous. My puckered. You guys are going. to really get to read my words in my. life and good times. Let me tell you. >> Mhm. >> Everybody keeps telling me, "Wow, you. really didn't hold back.". >> And you said, "Oh, if you only knew.". >> I'm like, "Actually, they took out a lot.

of stuff, but there might be a book, too. If this one does good enough, maybe. I'll write a part two." All right. Who's. going to kick this off? Please don't. ever do that with your eyebrows again. Don't ever do that with your. >> What? I know it wasn't me cuz I have. Botox. >> Don't ever do that again. >> What' you do? >> What' you do, >> bro? The hell. Oh my. It like I had to look.

away for a moment. It was bad, dude. >> What is it? >> You have to wait till her face. completely relaxes for her to do it. again. >> The me and you moment. >> She like She looked like Bert from Bert. Nerie, dude. It was like she made She. made her eyebrows twerk. Like it was. crazy. >> Like Nacho Libre, bro. I don't know what. she did, bro. >> I don't know what she did, but holy. [ __ ]. >> [ __ ].

>> I need to see it. >> [ __ ] right now, >> dude. We're all delirious. >> All right, we're going to go back to uh. Haley. Would you like to kick this off? Here I'll go. Okay. Okay. Is this what. you feel like with me and Got it. >> Got it. Okay. >> [ __ ]. Yay. Sorry. >> Sorry. I get I get how Mimi feels.

>> My face hurts. Get how Mimi feels. >> She like made eye contact with me too. That's what you can't make eye contact. with her with her. No, she did her the. eyebrow thing and made eye contact with. me. Like, hold on. I'm going to try to. do it, but I have so much Botox on my. face. She was like, >> you know, it's not even. Why did it feel like it was moving so. much? >> Bro, it spread. This is me.

>> Hers went like up here, though. >> I can't. This is why I will never have. Botox. >> See this? >> You don't need it yet. I can't. >> She can't. No, it's one of those things. she has to be completely relaxed to do. cuz it was. >> I pass out. >> No, it was rough. All right, Haley, you. go kick it off, baby. Go ahead. >> Okay. When I was 15, I made the rookie. mistake of eating a huge bowl of. high-fiber cereal before a long train. ride to see my boyfriend in another. city. >> My stomach started sounding like a.

haunted house halfway there, but I. thought I could power through. I could. not. By the time we were on the bus to. his house, I was sweating, clenching, and committing war crimes against my own. intestines while blaming every. suspicious noise on a random lady in. front of us. About 20 steps from his. front door, my body chose violence. Whole disaster, no survivors. I told him. to walk ahead because I'd bled through a. tampon. Then performed emergency cleanup. like a crim criminal on the run. Once. inside, I destroyed his toilet using.

industrial blue paper towels that. absolutely would not flush. In my panic, I stuffed the evidence into a literal. hole in the wall like some kind of feral. raccoon. A week later, I heard his mom. screaming at his little brother for. putting poop towels in the wall and he. got grounded. I said nothing. I carry. this guilt and a fear of fiber every. time I travel. >> I wish so bad. >> I wish fiber had the same effect on me. God, I would eat a fiber bowl every day.

>> Why do you have all. >> Isn't that like brand flakes? Yeah, >> I'm not sure. >> My grandpa. Yeah, my grandpa. >> I love raisin. >> My grandpa. You know what? No wonder I'm. so regular is because that was his. favorite cereal. And every time I'd come. home from school, every day at school, I'd have a bowl of Raisin Bran. >> Great cereal. >> Had no clue. >> Raisin Brand Crunch. >> God. >> Crunch. >> That's Yeah. >> I love Raisin Brand, though. Raisin. bread has so much sugar in it though. >> Really? >> Oh, ruined my life. You know what my dad. >> thought I was fat?

>> You know what my dad used to make me eat. all the time. >> as a child? Okay, picture you just want. a scrumptious. freaking cereal. >> And guess what? My dad used to make me. >> kick. >> Grape nuts. The hell is that? >> Excuse me? What is that? >> You've never heard of grape nuts? They're fire now that I'm older. But. they are the hardest, crunchiest little. pebbles. It's like you're eating rocks, you know, like it's the worst. I I'm. going to have to get You know what? We're going to try grape nuts on the. next Ask Confess.

>> Absolutely. You know, okay, this is. completely random, too. But another. thing I would come home from my. grandparents house and I would eat these. little like chocolate like chews that my. grandma had. I thought it was like just. like a chocolate candy. I found out like. years later those were calcium chews and. I would have like multiple a day when I. would [ __ ] Oh my gosh. CALCIUM ON. CALCIUM. >> DID they constipate you? Cuz doesn't. calcium constipation cuz I also had. brain raising brand. It was just flowing. through. >> You have a very active poop shoot. So,

>> yeah. I'm good over here. >> Oh. >> All right. I'm next. This person said, "Sometimes I just want to honk at. people. >> I'm not aggressive in any way, but ever. since I started driving, I'll just get. urges to honk. I won't unless it's. necessary, like blowing a stop sign or. turning in front of me too soon or like. cutting me off. But sometimes I'll be. thinking I want someone to up so I can. honk. I don't know. Did you write this.

in soy driven? It's crazy. >> I don't know why. I just do it. In my. two years of driving, I think I've only. honked two. >> Four times, though. >> As a youngster, >> 18. >> Yeah. It sounds to me like they have uh. you know how like you have acute. aggression. Yes. >> So they're just so excited to be behind. the wheel of you know that that was so. you. >> got honked at twice just driving over. here from.

>> I got honked at too. Why was there so. much honking? It was pissing me off. >> Literally I was like why are we being. honked at so much right now? >> Dude, isn't that Are we supposed to wait. for everybody to go down the road before. we decide to make a left turn? Same. If. you're going too fast by your house, >> if you're going too fast, that's a you. problem, not me. Slow the down. I'm. turning left, you douche. You know what. I'm saying? >> Speed up at me. >> Yeah. >> And honk at me like I'm. >> too. I I thought, you know, Okay, so you.

know what I learned when I first moved. to Tennessee is, you know, like when. you're going through like those tunnels. or whatever, you have to honk. I used to. get so mad. One day Jay was driving with. me. I was like, why the are they. honking? And I was so mad and he was. like, "They do that to let you know that. they're on the other side." And I was. like, "Oh, okay." So, is that maybe what. they're doing? >> No, I think I I do think we just kind of. pulled out in front of him. >> I I gave a dude ample amount of time and. he still honked at me. >> Yeah. Well, him.

>> That's what I'm saying. >> Maybe he was the one that wrote in. Listen, listen. Honk your little heart. away. Okay. >> I can just give it the honk. >> Listen, as long as you're not running. people over, honk. People in New York. communicate with honks. That's not even. out of aggression. They're literally. letting you go. Like, go ahead. If you. were to let someone. >> I wish I could do that, but I feel like. people nowadays get pissed. >> I really believe that you should honk if. you're. >> I wish there were different different. types of horns. like you know, like I wish it was like a. like I want to honk sometimes to say. thank you, but it sounds like I'm being.

mean. >> Like girl, >> how would a thank you horn sound? I like. the little squeaky like me. >> Yeah, I get that. Yeah, that's funny. >> All right, go memes. >> It's 9:00 at night and was still. filming. >> This one says, "When I was 19, we lived. next door to an older lady. Um, she was. in her late 70s. I used to go over and. help her mow and do her trash and pick. up around the house because she was. disabled and had to move around via. wheelchair. She was uh wasn't able to.

walk for very long. But one evening when. I was helping her clean, she made a. comment about how she missed having a. man around the house and how thankful. she was to have my help. That night. during conversation about my love life, she stated that she hadn't had any. physical touches in over 20 years and. that all she had was a v. We both. laughed and I noticed her staring down. at my multiple times. I was wearing gym. shorts and I knew instantly that she.

would probably never experience again in. her lifetime. So I outright offered her. some. I said, "Well, I'm only next door. I can provide whatever you need. whenever." That was enough for her. At. first, she was shy, but eventually said. to come back later that she would be. ready. She called me over. >> She had to shave that old hairy. >> Yeah. Everything showered for sure. She. called me over around 11:00 p.m. I had a. key to her door, so I walked right into. her in the bedroom. She was already. laying there fully. I was very young and.

fully I saw her. I got into her bed, wrapped her legs around my waist, and. slowly, >> okay, >> she was so opened up to me real quick. >> She was incredibly shaking like a leaf. Oh, >> this song at first it started off like. the Gareth Brooks song where he talks. about the old lady and then it turned. into a straight up. >> Yep. They for 45 minutes. That was one. of the best sexual experiences of my. life. Sadly, she passed away a year. later. We only ever that one night. She.

called the next day to say she slept to. tell me she slept like a baby with my. her. I'm 29 and I still love old women. The last part was what got me. >> progressive. >> First of all, shout out to Granny for. getting her rocks off before she passed. away. We love that for her. >> Um, you know, listen, we don't ever yuck.

anybody's yum. >> Exactly. >> So, we appreciate the. >> Okay. We appreciate the Charles. Okay. It's a Christmas story. That's a. Christmas story. >> What? >> You know, you know about Charles. Dickens, right? He's. >> Was he the one Moby Dick? >> No. >> No. >> Oh, >> Charles Dick. I don't know. Did Charles. Dickens write Moby Dick? He might have, but he also wrote A Christmas Story. So, anyways, I was just saying we appreciate. a great story like Charles Dickens. You.

know, it was an analogy. >> I like it and her. >> I can't get I can't get over the fact it. lasted for 45 minutes. >> The fact that you said didn't. >> Yeah, that was crazy. >> You're welcome. He said, "No, the fact. that he said she was tight but then. opened up.". >> He just had to loosen it. >> How old was he? >> My hurts. >> 19. >> Damn. 19 getting some granny. >> bubba.

>> Do you think that's what it looked like? Chewed up, spit out. >> I mean, at that age, you have no. estrogen left. >> No, I was going to say no. I've heard. the complete opposite. that lips go. inside. So. >> that's what I'm saying. It's like it's. not this like. >> my lips disappeared after IVF. >> Prove it. >> Open it right now. >> You guys see my time every time I'm. dressed. >> I haven't seen it in a minute. >> But they're back now. They're back now. cuz I'm regulated with my hormones. But. man, for a minute there, I had to like. dig those out. So I was like, this is.

what this is what they were talking. about, man. It was rough. I had to use. vaginal estroging them out. Whoa. >> I just I did just. >> pop those suckers back out. >> Stick them to the sides or something. like. >> Yeah, I wanted the meat hanging, dude. And I had a laboplasty. I insisted on. having those little AI tunas. Flap those. little yellow tails. >> Exactly. >> I said that I think I was we were having. dinner with Andy the other night. He's. like, "Would you like some?" I said, "I.

don't eat labia." And he said, "Oh, >> that sushi place was so fire.". >> Fire. I don't want to tell anyone about. it cuz it's like. >> I can't even remember the name of it. >> Private one. >> The the sushi place that we saw. >> where we went after Star Search, >> bro. That was literally the best sushi. I've ever had. >> Phenomenal. >> I tried everything you ordered. It was. so good. >> All right, go ahead. You. >> I have a short one. >> I do, too. >> Give it to him. >> My humor. >> Okay. Did someone poop? >> Oh, it's already sold the poop one. Oh,

it's it's. um so uh I was dating this guy or Yeah, I was on a date with this guy and we. went to the movies in the morning and. we're the only ones in the theater. >> Hot. Hot. >> I already know what's going to happen. >> No, you don't. >> Oh, all right. Never mind. >> I was like, dude, I think I've banged in. a movie theater. >> I did, too. >> Can't finish it. He stole 650 straw.

What the? >> Well, that took a turn. >> That many 650 straws from the candy. stand and connected them all during the. film until it was long enough to reach. the screen. We went out like two more. times after that, but he started getting. creepy, so I called it off. It's my favorite confess I've ever read. >> What was the point? and he just like. puts on screen. That's hilarious.

>> That's funny. >> That is crazy. Olivia was doing that. during breakfast the other day at our. favorite breakfast spot. She started. stacking straws and then the waiter got. in on it and started bringing her more. So, we had this ginormous straw by the. end of breakfast. >> That was funny. >> Yeah. >> I missed that French toast. >> God. >> Are we going there? >> Yeah. With the apple. Yeah. >> Next week. >> Yeah. >> We going? >> We're going. Okay. >> You're not invited. I am leaving my. husband. I'm tired of I'm tired of.

>> I didn't know you were going. >> The cameras. after my husband, >> I'm leaving my husband. I'm tired of. working hard every day to build a home. and a life for us while he sits at home. and does nothing. We agreed he would be. a stay-at-home father, but while he. watches our baby and is great at that, he does nothing else. I still have to. come home to cook and clean and hear his.

constant complaints of being hungry. Nope. >> Our house being a mess and me always. being tired. Our budget is tight, but we. make do. Well, I make do. He complains. every day of not having luxuries in. excess. I'm expected to give him the. shirt off my back while he never thinks. of me as anything more than an. afterthought. Sorry I can't afford to. take out take you out on ribeye steaks. three times a day, but we are always. fed. The last straw for me was today.

Yes, one of those sandwiches was for me. Why would you get two and and I get. none? Yes, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Same as it is every year. One of my. favorite holidays. And he didn't even. care. I'm done. I no longer feel love. I. no longer feel anger. I just want out of. this just a whole lot of nothing when I. look at him. >> I hope she. >> You know the movie The Tooth Fairy with. the rock in the like princess little. outfit. That's what it's giving. >> I've never seen that movie, but I don't.

know. I'm kind of on the fence with this. >> reference. >> I'm kind of on the fence with my answer. with this. And it's like I can see both. sides. Taking care of a child all day. long is exhausting. I. Yes. Women are made and groomed as. children to keep their house tidy, take. care of the kids, all that stuff. We can.

multitask. Men do not normally have that. embedded in their brain. Mm-m. >> If you keep asking him to do these. things and he doesn't do it, I can see. how that would be frustrating. >> Yeah. >> But to expect all of that from a man is. kind of heavy. I don't I I get it. She's. the bread winner. She's out working and. to come home to a dirty house is the. last thing I want to come home to also. But at the same time, your kid isn't in. daycare and he is taking care of that.

child 24/7. So, I mean, maybe instead of. looking at all the things he doesn't do, look at the one thing that he does, right? And that's be a consistent. parental figure in your parents and your. kids' life. >> But Mimi, you're in this situation. How. do you feel? >> I feel a little bit different about it. While I don't think she should expect. everything to be done by him because. that is still a 50/50. Cuz if he was to. go to work all day and she was to go to. work all day, when you got home, it was.

a 50/50. So, you almost have to see. child care as a 50/50. And so when you. get home, you still have. responsibilities. Like I'll work. sometimes and then come home and be. like, "What am I making for dinner?". Because I came home to a clean home. So. that I feel like when people look at it. is like everything should be done. because I'm working. That's wrong. But. with the child around, there's still. certain responsibilities that you can do. with that child around. Whether of any. age they still nap. Like you have that. nap time, do a few dishes.

>> Yeah. Yeah. And so when she comes home, maybe she does the laundry. So it's like. now you have dishes and laundry done. You've both contributed while he does. his full-time job taking care of the. child. >> I think I'm put like I put my husband on. such a pedestal because he's somehow. like he still works full time from home. He takes care of two kids and I built a. farm that I make him take care of. >> Yeah. So, it's like, you know, like I. truly I have him on such a pedestal and. I don't try to compare everyone to him,

but like. >> he still y'all still come home to a. clean house. >> That guy doesn't sound like a Jason. >> No, not at all. The guy that she's. talking about is a typical dude. >> Correct. Like I don't know if you guys have ever. studied like how women's brains and. men's brains how you said are made is. like if you ask a woman and a man the. same list to get done. Men go from top. to bottom and women actually read that. list and go well if I do this list in.

this certain order I'll get done sooner. While men are like well no you told me. to do the dishes so that's my first one. But it's like, but no, you could have. started down here and had the dishwasher. running and had. >> No, women are smarter. >> Well, yeah, we're just more organiz. because it's literally how our brains. work. Brains are wired completely. different. >> Yeah, absolutely. But I mean, if you're. I think if you're nitpicking him that. bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be. together anymore's because there's. obviously other issues. Maybe he's done. something to make you feel less. important in his life or, you know,

>> I mean, and who theates Valentine's Day? I don't. My husband asked me to go to. dinner at Valentine's Day and I was. like, why? I like looked at him. suspiciously because I was like, we have. never celebrated Valentine's Day, you. know? I feel like love should be. celebrated every day, not just one day. of the, you know what I'm doing for. Valentine's Day? I'm literally [ __ ]. going to get a massage, get my nails. done, and I'm sleeping the in. I might. even give my husband. >> You never know. Feeling a little froggy, but that's how I'd like to spend my.

Valentine's Day. >> Bye. >> What are you guys doing? Oh, is it by? No, that was just crazy that you said I. was like bye. I was like in the pod. >> Perfect. My timer is going off. It is. >> Oh, what are you guys doing for. Valentine's Day? And then we'll get out. of here. >> Oh, um, Hi, May and Haley have plans. together. >> Oh, now you know how I feel when you. just go and just do antiquing together. or go shopping together or go eat out. together. I don't want to hear your.

little Saab's story. Okay, good. I'm. glad you you know you see who the common. denominator is here. >> See who. is. coming to the Hime. >> We go. Okay. First of all, I go to. Daddy's Dogs. It's a Valentine's dinner. they do every year. >> Oh, I was there when they made the. plans. >> Mhm. >> What? Right. >> Yeah. I thought I was. I Somebody said I. remember I was around. >> Were you? >> Yeah. Whenever. He he messaged me to. move the reservation cuz uh Daddy's dogs.

I talk to them all the time. I love. them. So I messaged him and he got that. fixed and he was like if you want to. come too, you can. I was like my. brother's going to be in town. I mean. >> yeah I was around when this conversation. was being had. >> So when it all started I asked her. because I was like I booked it for me. and Brooke and. >> I wasn't invited though. >> Me neither. >> There's that. Yeah. >> But I booked it with. >> the last reservation. >> Booked it with Brooke. Realized I. couldn't go cuz we had rehearsals. I. tried to email. Wasn't working. So, I. used the plug over there, Haley, to be. like, "Hey, I know he texts you all the. time. Can you uh.

>> uh let him know that I'm looking to move. my reservation and then in that he. offered her to also come.". >> Just throwing that in there. >> There was literally there was literally. two reservations left at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow night. And I was like, I have. my brother with me. Like, I'll just. bring my brother. And then we all four. are just going to go. But. >> And you said you're going to make a. sign. >> I was like, I'm going to make a sign. that said this is my brother. But then I. was like, is that even more weird? Oh, you wouldn't go anyways. >> I wouldn't. At night.

Oh, really? Yeah, I know how that goes. Hot dogs. >> All right. Well, I love you. Happy. Valentine's Day. We're out of here. Love. you. Bye.