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Ask tell. confess. to confess. >> Ask to confess. >> Hello friends, welcome to another ass.

It faded into the night. >> I liked it. >> Did you like it? >> It was like a smooth surf. >> Feels good. I was serenated. >> Good. Good. Did it hit the that little. like. >> you know that it itched your brain? Yeah. The little spot in your brain. >> Bumps are gooed. >> The goose are bumped. The goose. The. goosees are bumpy. Ew. Ew. How's everybody doing today? >> Oh, good. What a day.

>> What a day. We got a live stream. tonight, a podcast today. We're filming. As Talk Confess. We are really cramming. it in there. >> Yeah, after a full day yesterday. It's. It's a week. >> That was fun yesterday though. >> Yeah, let's talk about yesterday cuz I'm. still suffering from it today. >> Maybe not fun for all. >> Yeah, >> my bad. >> So, we have a new barnaminium that just. got built and we're so excited about it. It's really It's a barnaminium aka/man. cave that we're putting together, which. you guys will see in the next vlog that. we drop. And um the minute I walk in.

there, we get there. The we've been. waiting a year and a half for this to. get built. It it started under crazy. circumstances and the person that was. heading the job has been fired. And. thank God because we finally got [ __ ]. done once we got them out of the way. And it's progressed beautifully. and um. the people who are working on it. Thank. you so much because it's such a. beautiful place, so peaceful, but it's. also in the middle of the woods and it's. swarming.

with [ __ ] jackets. and I am I pride myself on being a. country girl now. Even though I am from. the city, I am totally countryfified, right? I've been out here 10 years. almost. Um, I walk into the kitchen of the barno and. literally within 1 second of being. there, I get stung in the leg by a. freaking yellow jacket. And this mofo. didn't want to let go. Like I had to rip. him off of me and throw him. And I've.

never been stung by a yellow jacket. And. I have severe freaking anxiety. So the. first thing I do is I'm googling. I'm on. chat talking to Sunny and I'm like, "Sunny, I just got bit by a yellow. jacket." And she's like, "Oh my god.". And I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" I'm. like, "Bro, that's the last thing you. want to hear chat say." She's like, "You. need to make sure for the next hour that. your chest doesn't get tight, your. throat doesn't close, your lips don't. swell, you don't get hives." And you. know me, immediately just panic mode, dude. And I'm just like, "Oh my god.".

And so I had to So I the I'm not This is. all happening in the first 5 minutes of. me being there. So, we're scrambling to. find toilet paper because I'm having a. panic attack and I'm going to sh my. pants cuz I'm taking freaking these uh. greens now. So, like everything just. runs through me. I mean, it was just a a. recipe for disaster. And then I wake up. today and my leg is still swollen, still. red, and still freaking itchy. And so, what do I do? I go back on chat GPT and. I ask Sunny, "Sunny, it's itchy. Is this. normal?" Oh my god. Literally, I'm like,

"Sunny, we're gonna have a talk with how. you address things, but that that's. neither here nor there." She says, "You. can get something called serum sickness, and it's a delayed onset of um of an. allergic reaction to the venom that can. slowly spread in your body. So for the. next, you know, 24 hours, I have to make. sure my lips don't swell, my throat. doesn't close, my breathing is fine, I. don't get hives or I'm just like, this.

is a been a perpetual thing. >> I'm going to need to have a talk with. Sunny. >> I know. >> Yeah, we she needs to chill out. >> Listen, it's not like she doesn't know. that I'm not a hypochondriac. >> Exactly. I talked to her. >> Well, every time you you start a new. one, she's on the last thing you were. freaking out about. >> My favorite thing ever. >> I was trying to get the macros. I needed. to know the macros. But yeah, yesterday. was beautiful. We got to ride ATVs for a. little bit before the sunset and the. place is just so cozy. So, >> I enjoyed yesterday a lot, guys.

>> I'm really looking forward to making. some memories there. We're going to have. Thanksgiving there. It's going to be. >> It's going to be a vibe. >> I can't wait. >> And we broke it in with some young. Dolph. >> That was great. >> That was nice. >> We blessed the place. Riding in a. Bentley smoking moon rocks, pocket full. of blue. [ __ ] guop [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> That was great. >> No, that was so much fun. The. four-wheelers was a lot of fun, guys. >> Yeah, the four-wheeler. >> Was not prepared that I when you said we. were going to a river. >> creek. >> I thought we were crossing the creek,

not going in it. >> No, we went. >> turned in. I like had my Uggs and I was. like. >> I got a little. >> I know. I looked at one of your videos. and your legs all up here. I'm like, you. know what? She was smart. I get it. >> I didn't want to get him dirty. >> Hi me on the back of me. We're just like. and the hill. >> the four-wheeler said. >> this stops halfway up the [ __ ] hill. in low because I was like maybe it'll. take us up the hill better cuz it was. like.

>> it was like the little engine that could. >> bro stops halfway up so I have to stop. I'm starting to roll backwards and. anytime I gun it it's starting to like. tip backwards. cuz I was like, "You. [ __ ] go.". >> I was getting so mad. Same thing. happened to us. And I was like, "Hi, May. Lean forward.". >> And then our poor farm hand, I made him. come with us. I'm like, "Get in here.". >> He tried to sit the the the creek out. I. said, "Aaron, what are you doing?" He. did get in the creek. >> He did sit it out a little bit. >> Did he? He's likeing white people.

>> He's like a ginger. But seriously, like. you we see a creek and we go straight. and like I almost tipped over and. floated in there. I It did. Mimi had to. teach me how to reverse. And I was like, "Oh god, this is terrible." Put it in. reverse, Terry. >> There was a few times I looked down and. my phone was like this out of my pocket. and I was like, "Oh no, >> having to put it back in. >> I can't wait to go back. It's so fun.". >> I know. I can't wait now. >> What do you guys got for me, >> guys? >> You go. I feel like you've been holding.

>> I have discovered. when I went into our voicemails. We have a fan named Bob. I think Bob likes to drink a little bit. because we received. more than. >> I'd like to hear them. >> The capacity of our voicemail voicemails. from Bob. >> Bob Aino is getting down. You know what? We're his we're his little love line. He. can call us. >> Always more than love. >> Oh, >> he is madly obsessed.

And I picked five of my favorite. voicemails out of the large abundance I. went through from Bob. >> and I would like to share them with you. guys. >> Please do. >> because Bob. >> Bob might like the sauce a little bit. >> Do we know Bob? >> No sauce. >> Bob, >> what sauce? >> Oh, >> what's Okay. >> Mhm. >> To be determined. Let me hear the Let me. hear the voicemails. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um. >> call him moving the vegetable. >> Moving. >> Yeah, cuz when your mom.

>> Hi. What? >> So, like back in the day, like let's say. you were a housewife, you would hide the. beers like behind the vegetables. So, like you go in the cupboard, move them. over a little bit. >> How the do you know that? >> It's just a little slang. >> You're not even a housewife. How do you. know that? >> Uh, I don't know. >> I think Hime was a housewife in a past. life. I could see he loves cats. You. very in tune with his feminine side. >> I was so stoked when we were in uh South. Carolina and we were there for The. Notebook. I was losing my mind. >> I mean, he's a housewife. >> God, I love The Notebook. It's a great.

film. Didn't age well, but a great. watch. >> This is why you and Jason are such good. friends. >> You've never seen The Notebook? >> Never once. I didn't cry, though, because I thought they were just. sleeping at the end. >> That's not my idea of a love story. My. idea of a love story is true romance. >> That's my idea of a love story. >> What's your favorite romance movie? >> Have you you've never watched True. Romance? >> Oh, that's the movie. >> True Romance. Oh my god. You both have. to watch True. It's soing good. You guys. will love that movie. It's one of my. favorite movies. >> All right. >> All right, guys. I'd like to introduce. you to Bob. And if you have a hard time.

understanding what he's saying, I will. I've listened to these enough that I. will translate for you. >> This is Bob and I'm I'm kicking. You. know what? And I'm ready to get together with you. guys. whenever we work out. Bob out. >> Bob out. >> Bob out. >> All right. But wait, >> that's our new thing. out. God, I love him.

>> This is I love you like I love it. I. love your podcast. Like a bowl of. cherries. >> Like a bowl of cherries. >> Bob out. BOB. >> OUT. OH, >> please stop like a bowl of cherries. >> Oh my goodness. >> Oh my love. Dear Bunny, this is Bob. And my was. terrific. >> He was like a piece of cake.

>> He was terrific. And I want more. >> more good people like him. >> Bob out. >> BOB OUT. >> STOP. >> Aing Bob. Dude, we got to do a live call. with Bob. >> We have Bob's phone number, guys. >> We should Can we FaceTime him right now? >> Should we FaceTime Bob? What if he. doesn't have FaceTime? Do you think he. will? >> We might not. We might need to call him. the first time. Boy, I got two more. >> Okay, >> I need I need Okay, it takes him a. second to start talking, guys. Okay, here we go. >> I'm doing good at everything.

>> I just want to let you know that I'm. guessing. Bob out. >> All right, last one, guys. >> And then maybe we call. >> Bob out merch. >> Yeah, >> Bunny, will you let me know what what's. going on? I I know I I know you from Vegas, too. >> Oh, he's from Vegas. >> Bob out. >> He said, "I know you from Vegas, too.". >> Oh, [ __ ] Bob out.

>> Did you used to be a client? >> Oh, god. >> Oh my goodness. >> I love him. What a. >> Do we have a last name? >> Oh my god. I love Bob so much. >> Do we call Bob? >> Do we have a last name for Bob? I want. to. >> give Bob a little ring a ding-ding on. the ding- ding dong. Do you have a last. name? >> I don't have a last name for Bob. >> We don't need a last name. Bob out. >> Bob out. >> What if that's his last name? >> Bob out. >> Out. >> What if Bob's sleeping right now? He. sounds like he's a night crawler. >> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> What time are these voicemails left? >> Let me go look. That will change. everything. >> Yeah. >> All right. Let's look at when Bob calls. us. Um Bob likes to call us at. 900 p.m. Oh, that is his party time. I. love him. I want to party with Bob. >> All right, call Bob and then we'll get. him on FaceTime next week. See if you Is. there an option to FaceTime? >> We're going to find out right now. >> Okay, Bob out. >> Bob out.

>> You're probably going to have to hand me. your phone so he can hear me. He sounds. like he's really old and like he's going. to be hard of hearing. >> I know. He just calls us to tell us. He. said, "Yeah, he loved cuz he's lonely.". >> Oh. my Shayla. My freaking Shayla. >> Stop. I'm going to cry. >> There was no option for FaceTime. >> I'm going to cry. >> Hello.

>> Hi. Is Bob there? >> Yes. Who's calling? >> This is Bunny XO. >> Oh, Bunny is calling you, Bob. >> Hey. Hey, B. >> What are you doing, Bobino? >> Hey, where's I want to meet the rest of. the crew. THEY'RE HERE. >> HI, BOB. >> We're all here, baby. We're calling you. to say hi. >> I got to see how I got to see if Mimi. knows how to take cut my hair. >> A You want Mimi to cut your hair?

>> Bob, I love you. >> We love these days. >> Bob, you're going to be on the next. episode of Ask Talk Confess. >> I am? >> Yeah. You're on air right now. We were. playing your voicemails and we. absolutely fell in love with you. >> Where's Joey? Is he there yet? >> He's not. He's still in Australia, but. he will be home soon. >> Oh, good. I I need to talk to G. >> A You need to talk to who? >> I need to talk to your husband. >> Okay. Well, we'll call you whenever he's.

with us. But we just wanted to call and. tell you that your voicemails bring us. so much joy and never stop leaving him. We want to play him all the time now. >> Yeah. >> A Where where are you from, Bob? >> Eugene. >> Oh, Eugene, Oregon. Oh, yeah. >> Oh, heck yeah, buddy. All right. Well, next time we play Oregon, you have to. come out to a show and meet us and we'll. all take pictures and hang out. >> Hey, I knew I knew you from Las Vegas. >> Oh, man. What did you know about me?

>> Bet you weren't there. >> Oh, yeah. No, I did. >> Okay. >> I just thought I'd let you know cuz I. haven't let you know. Well, were you an. old client or did we just. >> old an old friend of yours? >> Oh, an old friend of mine. >> Cuz I cuz I saw you. I I I want to thank. you for the the one I remember you from. Portland when we went to Portland.

>> A that's nice. Oh, so did you come to a. show when I met you? >> Yeah. >> A and I and I gave Jelly Roll a sticker, but they didn't want it. Oh, >> he didn't want He didn't want it. >> Oh, well, we'll take all the stickers. >> And they threw it away. >> I don't know about that. >> He didn't They didn't want to help me. out. >> Oh, >> it was it was people from Portland. >> Oh, okay. I was going to say I could. never see my husband throwing something.

away that somebody gave them that. somebody gave him, but. >> Yeah, but he did. Yeah, but he did. >> Oh, well, [ __ ] him then. All right, that. guy. Yeah, >> that's a that guy's a potato head. >> Yeah, he is a big old potato head, let. me tell you. All right, Bob. Well, we. love you. We just wanted to call you and. say hi. Please keep leaving us. voicemails and then we're going to we. want to FaceTime with you one of these. days. >> Yep. >> Yeah, we'll put you on the show.

>> All right. Well, we'll we'll figure it. out. Mimi will be reaching out to you to. figure out how to get you on the show. Okay. >> Okay. Yeah. >> All right. Bob out. >> Bob out. >> Bob out. >> I'm ready. >> All right, baby. Bob out. >> You got to say it for us. >> Say it for us. >> Yeah. Damn it. Damn it. I did it. >> Damn the torpedo. I did.

>> Bob, you got to say Bob out so I could. hang up. >> Bob out. >> All right, buddy. We'll talk to you. later. Bye, Bob. Bye. Oh my god. Is he. not the sweetest? >> I love him. >> He's the sweetest slice in the loaf. I. just freaking It's like a bowl of. cherries. >> All the cherries. >> Well, that is my guy. >> I'm obsessed. >> I freaking love him. >> Stop. I want to cry. >> Yeah. >> Tell Bob to send a selfie. >> Yeah. What does Bob look like? >> Oh my god. I can't wait to find out.

That's so funny. I can't wait. >> No. Literally, you guys, I'm I'm going. to He has my number now. So, >> awesome. >> Yeah. And so, see, you guys, that's how. it works. Call our call. First, you have. to sub on YouTube and then you can. either submit, call, or I forget. >> Text. >> Yeah, text it. You guys send some good. texts in there. >> You never know. We might just call you. while we're on air. >> That was nice. Bob is now my new best. friend. >> Bob is the Bob. If I leave, Bob out. Bob.

is the homie. >> All right, so I got a story for you guys. real quick before we wrap this up. >> Yeah, I heard about that. You had. something exciting. >> I don't know if it was exciting. >> Probably one of the most embarrassing. moments of my life. >> Oh, >> so every week we have um people come to. help us clean the house. I don't know. what the correct the correct terminology. is. Um house cleaners. >> Yes. >> Okay. We have house cleaners come once a. week to clean. They have been cleaning. our house for six years. I love these.

ladies. These are my little nuggets. Like, I love them so much. We're like on. every time they come in, hey, how are. you? Like, we talk to them. We love. them. >> And I told you guys in the beginning of. this podcast, I've been taking those new. greens. So, I literally. every time if I drink something, it runs. right through me and I, you know, so I'm. in the middle of cooking lunch and all. of a sudden I'm like, "Oh my god, I have. to get to a bathroom." So, I had to run. to the bathroom in the front of the.

house, which I never go to. I always go. in my bathroom. But this time, nobody. was around. Everybody was upstairs. So, I was like, "Okay, I'm just going to go. in this bathroom and drop a load and, you know, wash my hands and finish. cooking." So anyways, [ __ ] I go in. there, minding my business, just. scrolling, you know. Next thing I know, the door flies open. Chachi comes. barreling in. But. >> it wasn't just Chachi that came. barreling in. It was one of the girls.

that had never been to our house before. comes barreling in while Chach Chachi. looks like he's chasing her, but he's. not. He's trying to get into the. bathroom with me. This woman was so. scared that midloaf she sat on my LAP. while I have a turd hanging out. >> What? >> We were eye to eye.

>> Oh, what do you mean? She sat on your. lap. >> We're right here. >> What do you mean? >> She opened the door, came up against the. wall, and is in my lap right here. cuz. there's not room in that bathroom. >> Yeah. No. So, we're this close to each. other while I'm sitting on the toilet. and I just I'm looking at her. >> Oh. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah. And it smelled. Okay. And I'm. looking in her eyes. And I'm looking in. her eyes and all I could muster up the. courage to say was, "You're fine.

Get out." Hold on. I said, "You're fine. Get out. I said it four times in the most calmst. tone that you could think of. She wasn't. getting. >> she was staring. We were deadlocked. It took her a minute to register what. was going on. >> And I had to say it four times. >> What? >> Before she stood there. >> and stared at me, breathing in, basking.

in the ambiance. What the [ __ ] Okay. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Yeah, that was. >> so later on that night, she's walking by. the kitchen and she will not make eye. contact with me. >> And I grabbed her and I go, "Hey, I feel. like we're best friends now.". And she just cried laughing, dude. Like, she needed me to like clear the air with. her because wow.

>> I was just like, "And I'm going to talk. about this on the podcast." since she. just started laughing, dude. So. >> that this has been my favorite episode. we've ever done. >> Down on your lap. She Okay, so you know. how like that bathroom when you open the. door there's no room. Like she went up. against the wall, slid to the toilet, and my leg and her leg were touching and. her face was this close to to mine. She. was scrunched. >> like in the corner trying to hide from. Chach. >> Oh. >> yeah. Victim of victim of circumstance.

there. >> Yeah. So, not only did I get stung by a yellow. jacket, I had to pinch a loaf in front. of a stranger. Okay, >> Bob out. >> Bob out. >> And on that note, Bob out. >> Bob out.