Ralph Barbosa on Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, George Lopez Hating, Mexican OT, Adam Sandler & Trump
you meet Chappelle, did he give you any. advice? >> He was like, "Man, I'm not like no. teacher, nothing like that, but if. there's anything you want to talk about, just hit me up." When I closed the deal. with Netflix, I asked him, "What are the. dos and don'ts or like what's the. general direction I should go in now?". And he sent me like four or five mini. paragraphs. I was like, "This is what I. recommend you do." Thanks to that, I had. a good Netflix special. >> All my life been grinding all my life. Sacrifice. Hustle paid the price. Want a. slice. Got to roll a dice. That's why.
All my life I've been grinding all my. life. All my life been grinding all my. life. Sacrifice. Hustle paid the price. Want a slice. Got to roll the dice. That's why all my life I've been. grinding all my life. [Music]. >> Hello. Welcome to another episode of. Club Shay. I am your host Shannon Sharp. I'm also the propri of Club Shay. Stopping by for conversation on the. drink today. He's a rising star, one of. the best young comedians working right. now. He was nominated as one of. Variety's 10 best comics to watch.
People of all ages love his downto-earth. humor. Some say he's the funniest. comedian in Texas. Writer, entertainer, headliner across the country, internet. sensation. Here he is, Rap Barbosa. >> How you doing, Jason? >> Yeah. How was that intro? That you you. like that intro? I mean, did I do you. right, >> Mr. Shannon? That is a good intro. >> Did I leave Did I leave off anything? Nah, I I think this might be a little. overhyped. >> Let me ask you a question. When you hear. me reading off of the accolades that.
you've earned, what what what goes. through your mind? >> Um, I need to I need to get to work. >> You need to do more work. >> Yeah. Anytime somebody says something. nice about me, it kind of motivates me. to just make sure I I can live up to it. >> Can I say something real quick? We're. rolling, right? We're like. >> Yeah, we absolutely. Oh, I just want to. say uh yes, I'm wearing my grills right. now. >> Yeah, >> but I'm doing it as a promotion for my. buddy Ken. Ken Flores was the first. comedian to wear grills on stage and in.
his special and it's streaming on Hulu. May he Long live Ken Flores. >> Okay. >> He passed away recently, but. >> he lives forever on YouTube, on Hulu. Look him up on Hulu. All right. Ken. Flores. >> That's what I was about to ask you. Your. Hulu special. Tell us a little bit about. it. Uh yeah, Hulu. made an offer and I liked it a lot. Is it? >> So the Hulu Hulu made you offer. Is that. how you got the grill or you had the. grill first? >> Nah, the offer came first. We had to.
tape the special to get the grill. >> Okay. Tape the special to get the grill. Okay. >> Yeah. Nah. Hulu they you know they had. this this big plan cuz they they didn't. produce their own comedy specials at. first, >> right? So they reached out to so many. comedians to get them like on board and. uh this was the first year they do it. So it's like one comedian uh releases. their special like each month. >> So August is my month. My my special. release is August 8th and uh bunch. promo.
>> Yeah. I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm. anxious. I'm I'm everything. >> Yeah. So when when Hulu said, you know. what, they reached out to your. representative is like, man, we really. want Raph to do a special. when you got. the call from your agent, what's going. through your mind and you're like, did. you have an idea kind of where you. wanted to go? So, I just want to know. when he picks up the call and say, "Hey, Ralph, I got a call from Hulu. Hulu want. you to do a special. They're doing this. thing where they're going to have a. comedian do a special each month and one. of the months they want Raph to do it.". >> Well, at first I'm like, Hulu,
they don't do no specials now, >> right? >> But I mean, it seemed worth the risk. I. >> I had had an appearance on HBO already. Mhm. >> I had I had uh you know YouTube. >> sets go viral. I had my Netflix. appearance already. I was like we might. as well go go for another. You know what. I mean? >> So yeah. And I mean they they had like a. good plan like they they told us what. their plan was and. >> I I I didn't feel like we could go. wrong. >> Um then then they showed me the list of.
other comedians that also signed up and. I was like, "Well, they're doing it. Hell yeah. Let's go. >> I'm down. I'm down. >> If they're jumping off a bridge, let's. jump.". >> Let let me ask you this. Um because I. I'm not a a a. comedian, you know, historian or. anything like that, but you mentioned. Kim Flores. Uh George Lopez is another. famous Hispanic comedian that I mean, who did you draw inspiration from when. you were growing up? Did you always want. to be a comedian? >> Yeah, I always wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to be a comedic actor though.
Okay. >> Yeah. I wanted to be like like Adam. Sandler or I wanted to be like on skits. like I really like you know Chappelle. show skits, Saturday Night Live skits. >> So I went to an acting class cuz I read. online that Adam Sandler did acting. school. Yeah. >> So I went to one at a community college. I couldn't go to the one he went to. >> And uh I was horrible at it. My acting teacher was like like. >> this ain't for you. >> Yeah. Like why why do you you know why. do you want to do this with her? I mean, he was like supportive and everything, but I told him I just wanted to be like.
a funny actor. And he told me that a lot. of the funny actors, they they do other. types of comedy, too, like improv and. standup. So, he told me about like open. mics. And. >> I bombed really bad. But I I also got. like obsessed with it right off the bat. So, I was like, man, I'm just stick to. that. I didn't go back to the acting. class. >> Say that open mics. >> Right. You You're from You're from. Dallas? >> Yes, sir. >> Does that mean you're a Cowboys fan? >> I mean, like, yeah, by default. I don't. watch a lot of football, but I'm a. Cowboys fan. you cowboys down. >> That's where I'm from, man. >> So, y'all y'all So, Subo this year.
>> It's Yeah, every year is our year. >> Yeah, I know. >> But it ain't been y'all year for a. minute, though. It's been 30 years. Have. Were you. >> We're about due. Shannon, >> I was just about to ask you, were you. alive when the Cowboys won the last. Super Bowl? >> I almost feel like they're bad. Look. charm. They stopped winning after I was. born. >> Don't laugh at me, man. >> What about the Mavericks? Are you a. Mavericks fan? >> Yeah, I'm a Mavericks fan. cuz, okay, you're a Mavericks fan. You find out. they're trading Luca. What goes through.
your mind? >> Uh uh bunch of cuss words, bunch of. bunch of bad stuff about the the new. owner. Um and then tears cuz he didn't. even want to go. Like, >> it's like when your mom has like a like. a new boyfriend and and you like him a. lot, but then she dumps him or like she. cheats on him. Like. >> like, bro, we finally had one. Yeah, we. had what he he wanted to be here. >> Yeah, he wanted to be here. >> Yeah, you ran him off. >> and now and and then it's worse cuz I.
don't like the Lakers. >> It's like of all the people, the Lakers. horrible. That's like if your chick. starts banging your worst enemy like. that just hurt. And then Lakers fans are. all supporting him now. >> Yeah. Yeah. I hate. >> But but you know LA, they got a big they. got a big community, man. Cuz I mean, you should like that they got a big. Hispanic community. Y'all got something. to bond over. Like when you had Luca, now they got Luca. >> I love that LA has a big Hispanic. community and I love LA. >> Yeah.
>> But you know what? And I know I'm going. to get a lot of hate over this teams. wise. >> I don't like the Lakers. >> Why you don't like the Lakers? >> I like the Celtics. >> I want I want I want to infiltrate the. cities that have a smaller Hispanic. population. I want all the Mexicans to. move to Boston. Uh, that's a long commute, bro. >> That I Okay, but think about it like. this. Mexicans who are who are going to.
cross, you know, maybe you're planning. to cross tomorrow. The further you go up. north, the harder it is for them to. catch you, maybe. That being said, look, I want to show. you. This is my automotive channel. >> Okay, >> we got these shirts available online if. y'all want one. >> What does it say? Let me see. >> Stay right there. >> Oh, wait. Where? Stay right here. >> Can you see it? Can you see? Okay. They. can't deport us if they can't catch us. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> That's our automotive channel. It's. called Formula B. >> Let Let me ask you a question. What. happens if they actually catch one of.
y'all and they somebody got that shirt. on on camera when Ice has you guys in. handcuffs? How that's going to work out. for you? >> I don't think you going to sell any more. shirts. >> We go down even more popular. >> It's better to go down on camera, you. know. >> Oh my goodness. Let me ask you. Okay. Luca goes to the Lakers. What if LeBron went to the Mavericks? >> I mean, I'd want to just to get even, but I don't even think a lot of LA fans. would even care. They'd be like, "So. what? We got Luca like he's younger.".
>> Yeah, true. >> I don't know. I don't know how much. longer. >> So, you spiteful. >> You vengeful. >> That's the whole You vindictive. >> If I wasn't vindictive, I wouldn't have. a career right now. I'm I'm still every time I'm getting on. stage, I still think about open micers. from 10 years ago that piss me off. >> What happened open mic 10 years ago? >> Oh, just people who like maybe other. comedians will boo me or something. >> Other comedians were my. >> Yeah, my first time on stage, I got. booed by other open micers. >> Come on, bro. Well, look,
>> I thought y'all supposed to support each. other. >> For the most part, we do, but it was. like my first open mic ever. sign up was like at 5:00 PM. Mic starts. at 8:00 PM. By the time I go up, it's. like 1 in the morning. >> Oh, >> there's like there's the host, the guy. who's hosting the mic and then there's. like another local comic open micer and. then his buddy were there and so they he. was just on after me but he was drunk at. that point. So by time I get up there. and I just start talking he's like get. the off. So I was like all right that's my time.
So you cut your set short cuz you I mean. open mic what do you get five minutes 10. minutes maybe? >> Uh at 1:00 a.m. you get three minutes. >> Three minutes. So you cut Hold on. You. only had three minutes and he got up. there he was already you know a little. inebriated. >> I got about a minute 15 minute 20. >> and you cut your own you cut your own. set short. >> My my first like year of comedy anytime. anybody would yell I would get off. stage. I would get nervous. >> Damn. >> But you know it's like repetition. Now. I'm on stage so much that if people talk.
to me like the I I'm more comfortable. I'm way more comfortable than anybody in. the audience. Right. >> The stage like it don't matter what. stage it is. Any stage and I think any. comic will agree. >> after you do it so many times. The stage. is like your house. How you going to. talk [ __ ] to me in my house? Like. >> right. >> So it's fun. Now. >> you know what I you know what I like. about you Ralph is that cuz every com. most of the comedian that I've had up. here oh they've never been booed. >> They started off and they were already. at at the level they are now. They. almost like it seem make it seem like. they started off at that level and you.
were here because man when I went to. open mic man I got booed. There was but. 10 four people in the house and one of. them was supposed to come on after me. and he booed. >> Every comedian is lying. Every comedian. is lying. I don't care who you are your. first year is trash. Yeah. >> And maybe it wasn't as trash as mine or. as the next comedian. But. >> but you had to build a start from. somewhere. >> Yeah. You you if if you were that funny. in your first year of comedy, you would. already been touring in your first year. of comedy. You something would have. popped off. Okay. What was it like. growing up in Dallas? >> I technically grew up in in uh Mosquite, which is like a suburb of Dallas.
>> Okay. >> And I spend a lot of my weekends in. Oakliff, which is like a a hood of. Dallas. >> Okay. >> But it was like in Oakliff, they make. fun of me for being in Mosqu. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Cuz you know, Mosqu was kind of. >> for people that were actually from the. hood, Mosqu was like a nice. neighborhood, but to white people, Mosqu. was still trash. So I feel like I. couldn't win. So being in the mosquite. if you're like it's a nice area if. you're there but if you're not from. Mosquite they're like bro what where you. from? Oh.
>> no I don't know how to explain it. And. then I'm like a block away from Dallas. like to from the county line there's no. different like there's not a big. difference. >> but because I was a block away if Dallas. people would hear me claim Dallas they'd. be like you're not from here. Yeah, >> you from across the street. You from. >> But then I got on Netflix and everybody. was like, you know, he's from Dallas, right? >> So then once you once you started. popping, then they wanted to claim you. >> Yeah. County lines didn't matter no. more. >> Right. >> I read your grandmother raised you. My. grandmother raised me. What what would I.
mean I don't I don't know your situation. with your mom, but what was that. experience like with grandmas? Cuz. grandmas are normally a little bit more. strict than moms. My grandma was not, from what I hear, my grandma and my. grandpa were really strict and tough on. my mom and my uncle. >> But to me, they were like the best. parents in the world. Like then super. like spoiled me. My grandma, as soon as. school would be out, my grandma would. take us down to Mexico. She would drive. >> like me and my cousin and sometimes I'll.
take like a friend and then she would go. to like uh cuz we we'd visit like three. different cities. We got family like in. three different cities in Mexico. So she. would drive to like the furthest city. out to pick up more of my cousins. >> Damn. >> And then bring us to the city where she. had a house. >> Cool for us. I mean, you picking up a. lot of people. >> We were in a single cab pickup truck. just riding in the bed of the truck. through Mexico. over there. That's cool. Like they don't. trip on that. >> We did that when we were younger, Ralph. But we were working. We were going to. the fields.
>> Dang. >> Yeah. >> How old are you? That was a long time. ago. The fields. >> 57. >> Oh. Yeah. I don't People still I mean I. haven't seen people still ride in the. bed of a pickup truck. >> Yeah. I mean I don't know. I mean I live. out in the country so out there. Yeah. >> So you you have a pickup truck? >> Yeah. >> We got a few. One of them runs. >> But yeah, we used to go. >> you spare parts. You know you get you. got. >> My grandma used to take us to yell at.
prostitutes in Mexico. >> What? >> Yeah. So like she would take us to the. movies the and it's a border town we'd. be at. It's called Matamoro. So she'd. take us over to Brownsville, Texas to go. to the movies, >> right? >> And then she'd take us back across and. it'd be about like 11:00 p.m. and she'd. take us to a park and we'd be out there. at the park and then after that she'd. take us to a like a little corner store. where they got women in bikinis that. serve you like liquor and stuff. Yeah. >> We weren't buying liquor though. We just. buying like chips and sodas. >> Oh, I thought you were talking about.
buying something else. But one time I. yelled at one of the the the bikini. ladies to call me. So then my grandma. started driving around to like where. there would be like hookers and stuff. and then we'd all just yell like, "Let. me get your number and stuff." And then. she would drive off and she would just. laugh. I had a great childhood. >> Granny was like that, huh? >> Yeah. She was fun. >> Why do you feel that? And I feel this. exact same way that grandparents are so. instrumental instrumental in minority.
communities. >> Uh I don't know. I think I think um. I think within minority communities and. I'm not trying to like dis disrespect. white people. Maybe it's not a. >> cuz we can only speak to what we know. We. >> maybe it's like a like a money thing. But. >> I think that. >> when when you have less, you you cherish. your family more. >> So I think maybe like the grandparents. get a lot wiser in in minority.
communities. >> I think gr I think in minority. communities, our grandparents were the. first to realize that if you if you. raise your kids right, you can spoil. your grandkids, but if you spoil your. kids, you'll end up raising your. grandkids. >> Correct. >> So I think my grandma knew like, all. right, well, I got to raise them now. But at the same time, like he ain't my. kid, so I can spoil him. >> Cuz he get mad. I send him back to his. mommy. >> Yeah. >> Oh man. Let me ask you this. You said. your grand your your uh girlfriend. parents never argued in front of her.
>> My ex-girlfriend. >> Your ex-girlfriend. >> But your but your parents like they. could. They like, "Okay, he's around. now. Let's go.". I I think sometimes my grandpa would. argue with my grandma in front of me on. purpose to be like I think he would do. it to be like look this what you need to. be like or something. >> he wanted to show you he was the man. >> and then my grandma would do it cuz. she'll be like look this is what you. don't need to be like like. I would just ignore them but it's hard. to ignore them cuz like my room was. right in front of the living room right.
>> so like I hear everything. >> right. >> but. >> what what what were some of the things. they would argue about you coming in. late you know maybe some bills didn't. pay paid maybe this or that with. >> my grandpa as he got older started I. think losing his uh his authority. and um so like he used to be the type to. I mean he was always the type to tell my. grandma like where you at you need to be. home at this time like I need my dinner. I need this whatever right. >> but as I started getting older as I was.
like a teenager my grandma would would. meet up with all her her old lady. friends from the neighborhood and from. down the street or whatever. and play. You ever play Loia? It's like. Mexican bingo, but instead of numbers, it's like little pictures. >> Okay. >> And they and her and her friends will. play till like 2, three in the morning. >> What? >> They'll take little cigarette breaks and. they go back and they're gambling like. little dollar games, $2 games. >> And so my grandpa would be mad. He would. be calling her and calling blowing up. her phone like she needs to come home. And one day she just like stop. She was.
just like, "Man, I don't care." So they. would argue about that sometimes like. she'll get home and he'll be mad or the. next day he'll be mad telling her like. you can't be doing that but she was like. man I don't give a damn no more. >> I tell you uh is it true that you would. get in trouble at school the teachers. would call home call your house and then. you would translate for your grandmother. what they were saying in Spanish which. was actually wasn't what they were. saying. that that really only happened. like one time, but every couple times.
that that I would have to translate. anything, like even if I wasn't in. trouble, my grandma would assume that I. was in trouble, but she also wouldn't. really care, >> right? >> My mom my mom lived with us, too. My mom. would just move out sometimes and then. come back and stuff. >> My mom when she when she was living with. us, she would be the one to be more mad. about like if I got in trouble, >> so my grandma would tell me like, "If. you're in trouble, just call my phone. like. >> cuz she wouldn't understand him anyway.". She'd be like, "Oh, okay." like we'll. talk about it and then like just. whatever hang up. >> So like she didn't even care. >> So you but you translated you like oh.
yeah grandma was good. They said I got. good grades or they said I was I was. well behaved. But were you a were you a. class clown? Were you always funny? So. how did you how did you stumble or did. you stumble upon this comedic side of. you? Did you know you always wanted to. be a comedian? How did that come about? >> I knew I knew I wanted to be a comedian. but I was. >> I was only class clown in some classes. >> Right. Um, as a kid, I was always nervous about my. voice. I I didn't I was insecure about.
the way I sounded when I talked. >> I felt like I sounded goofy, like like. in a bad way, >> right? >> I had a friend named Alex. I have a. friend named Alex Rosses and he was. always really handsome and he talked. real like swab. >> I would be like, "Bro, I want to talk. like how you talk." Like, >> but when I talk, people don't really. take me serious. So, what I would do, especially when I got to like high. school, is on the first couple weeks of. school, I would test the waters and I. would try to throw a joke out there or. something. And if they laugh, well, I.
know I could be a class clown in this. class. And if they didn't, then I just. wouldn't talk. But I didn't like my. voice enough to just conversate with. anybody. I also was nervous to talk to. people, one-on-one conversation. So, I. wouldn't talk unless it was like. something goofy to say. Mhm. >> But if if they weren't really laugh like. laughing at my drugs, then I just. wouldn't talk the whole year in that. class. >> Your your grandmother grew up in Mexico. You grew up in Mosquite close to Dallas, things of that nature. Did you spend a. lot of time in Mexico as a child other. than just go, you know, your grandmother. going you taking you back and forth or.
did you spend like say three weeks or a. month or anything? >> Yeah, I spent like three months over. there every summer. Like the whole. summer over there. >> What what was that experience like? What. what is the difference between Mexico. and say you know you say you spend a. little time in Brownsville because. that's the border town, Larredo, all. that's close down there. So what what's. it like in Mexico compared to where you. were growing up in in Mosquite Dallas? >> Uh the the we're from like the like the. coast. Our family's near the coast. So. it was like. >> what's the name of that? >> Uh Tamalipas.
>> Okay. >> And so we're like at the beach a lot to. the beach all the time. >> Okay. >> So you know we're always swimming. It's. it's it's funner over there. Even like, >> you know, maybe my cousin's houses. weren't as nice as like our house back. in the States. You have to use like our. house, but it was like it was funner. You you learn you learn to I guess to. get a little humbled. >> Uh little town that my cousin is from is. called Lasas. >> Mhm. >> And it's almost like a kick your kick. your shoes off type of vibe. Like the.
whole little town, everybody knows. everybody. It's a dirt road town. I. could walk barefoot shirtless through. the whole town. walk like you got to. move to the side so the herd of cows can. walk through. It's it's it's cool, man. You see the beach right there. Like. >> I would say the difference is right. there you you just be more casual. Whereas over here like if I walk around. without a shirt, people probably think. I'm on drugs or something, you know? >> If I'm barefooted, for sure. Absolutely. >> So like I I I don't know out there. It's. just you feel a little more relaxed, I.
think. >> What's the difference in cuisine? Because you know everybody says like. >> it's a lot more diarrhea over there. >> because you know like they have okay. let's just say for they have Nigerian. you have Caribbean you have Jamaican X4. and Y and Z and you might have that in. the states but people that's from those. areas says it doesn't actually taste. like it does if it's over there. Do you. know do you notice a difference like. when you go to Mexico and you have a. dish from Mexico and then they kick that.
cook that same dish over here in the. states? >> Yeah. I mean, I haven't been back since. I was a teenager, but I mean, the food. is definitely greasier from what I. remember. I was. >> over there, over there. Over there. >> Okay. >> Then you can get you can match it over. here, but you got to go to like a real. hole in the wall spot. You know what I. mean? Where people don't. >> people aren't trying to live up to like. any standards like people just trying to. cook it the same way they cooked it when. they were back home. >> Mhm. >> Oh, okay. >> You ever go to Mexico? >> I'm going to take you to Mexico, man. We're going to go to the beach. I'm. going to take you in our pickup truck.
>> No, no, no, no, no. We got to go in a. sprinter. >> In a sprinter. We got to go in a sprinter, man. Uh, is. it true that your grandmother told you. that when you came here, look, don't. touch nothing. Just Hey, because I guess. you was afraid. >> Nah, not necessarily. Like, we'd see. stuff on TV and uh, you know, I was I. mean, I was a little kid, but it was. like George Bush on TV and and a bunch. of like new stuff. I rag with her, >> right? But she would just be like like. her opinion about every politician was.
the same. She'd be like, "Ah, they're. crazy." Like, "Don't worry about that. They're crazy.". >> But she she wouldn't she wouldn't like. encourage me to like you need to vote or. like you need to pay attention to this. stuff. Like none of that. She was just. like like maybe maybe once she actually. told me like, "Don't even bother voting. Like they're just all crazy. [ __ ] that.". >> So that's your the grandmother that. raised you. That was your mom's mom. >> Did you your your your father's mom? How. did you when you did you go spend time. with her. >> every now and then, >> right? >> Yeah. But she had she had a lot of.
stories. You sit down near your grandma. I feel like everybody at least one of. your grandmas is like that where you sit. down and and she just automatically. starts a story that maybe she left off. at the last cookout. >> and you remember to start telling it. again. >> Yeah. She starts telling it again or she. starts telling you how she's related to. everybody. like you never she started showing me. pictures of like this is your grandpa's. cousin but I divorced your grandpa like. in 88 or his cousin was so nice. I'm.
like why you showing me this like. >> right? Right. What did that got to do. with the conversation girl? >> Yeah. So like she was more like that you. know. >> my grandparents like I live I lived with. my um my uh my mom's mom and dad. grandparent. >> Where did you grow up at? >> I grew up in South Georgia. >> Okay. >> They raised us. When we got an. opportunity to go with my dad's parents, they didn't get an opportunity to see us. much. So, we got whatever we wanted. >> We go to the store, we get any kind of. cereal we want. We got hamburgers with.
hamburger buns. We got hot dogs with hot. dog buns. We got honey buns. We got all. kind of stuff. And then we go back like. I remember telling my brother said, "Man, I sure wish we could stay with. Grandma Charlie because oo it was it was. such a vast difference between the two.". Did you notice a difference between. grandparents? >> I grew up great. We always had hot dog. buns. >> Now, nor do you get hot dog, you know, hot dog with light with. >> I guess y'all call white bread. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, we call it lightning. bread. But yeah, >> lightning bread or we call it sandwich.
bread. >> Why you call it lightning bread? >> I don't know. That was just what they. called it in the south. So bread. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. I'm going to start using that. So let me ask you you look you're. Hispanic and you see what's you saw all. the Hispanics for Trump and you saw. farmers for Trump you saw gays for Trump. >> and then you see what. >> gay. >> people were supporting him too. >> Yeah. >> that's crazy. >> Well some people might say the same. thing about you know Hispanic cuz they.
they doing a lot of round. >> you gays always surprised me. Oh lord. >> I love it though. >> When when you see what's happening, what goes through your mind? >> Uh I think I think that uh no matter. like like I mean hey support who you. want to support that's like the beauty. of this country, right? >> Uh more power to you. But I think if you. like,
excuse my language, if you dick right. either side too much, you like you lame, you dork, >> right? >> Like if you're gonna go red, like fine, be red. But you can go, you know, left. like be left. But I think when you're. like just shoving that out there and you. swear that like Trump is the new Jesus. Christ, like shut the up. >> You do realize now if whomever you vote. for and they do something like, okay, there's like he kind of told you like. what he was going to do. He wanted to. have these mass deportations and he. wanted to round up so forth and so on. So if you was one of that, you know,
Hispanics for Trump and all of a sudden. your family member or you get ins snared. in that trap, you can't be mad and says, "Well, why is he doing this?" Because he. told you that's what he was going to do. >> Yeah. I wasn't supporting Trump though. Why you coming? >> No, I'm just saying. No, no, no. >> Don't clip that up, Shannon. >> Like Shannon Sharp goes off on Ralph for. Trump. Like. >> hell no. No. But I'm saying, you know, you see a lot of people now it's like, well, this is not what I voted for. >> That's exactly what you voted for. >> Yeah, there's a lot of that. People are.
like, why is he doing this? Like, why is. he doing what he said he going to do? >> Yeah. How you why you mad cuz he's doing. what he said he was doing. >> I don't like when people come at come at. me or they be in my comments. They're. talking about, you know, Obama deported. more people. It's like, bro, like 15. when Obama got in. I said, I didn't vote. for Obama either. I didn't vote for. nobody. >> Do you know anyone that's been deported? Uh. yeah, my uncle, but he's back, >> right? >> But he always gets deported. >> But you you know you're not supposed to.
say that. You know, somebody might watch. this and then go get him again, >> man. I got like 18 uncles. >> They don't know which one. >> They don't know which one. >> Plus, he's probably hiding somewhere. All right. >> You help me understand this cuz I and. and I this is what I tell people when I. was growing up and I became what I. became. I said, "Work a lot of jobs.". Because working a lot of jobs will tell. you what you don't want to do when you. get older. Because if you if I I promise. you when you young and you full of. energy, you energetic, and you just like. just go go. If you don't want to do.
those jobs, then you think you're going. to want to do it when you 25, 30, 35, 40, 50. >> And so the problem that I have is that, okay, we're going to round up these. people, but these people, some of these. people are doing jobs. I ain't gonna. lie. A whole lot of Americans ain't. going to want to do that manual labor, that field stuff that that. >> Yeah, I agree. >> People that that people that uh. >> also every everybody who was like I mean. not everybody, right? But I see a lot of. these videos of people at at the rallies. for Trump and like they're they're like,
"Oh, well um they need they're in this. country illegally and a bunch of them. are criminals and criminals and. criminals, but why are they pulling up. to job sites if they're looking for. criminals?". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then when they. shut down, you see farmers, you know, going bankrupt because a lot of them do. farm work, uh, construction, a lot of. them do construction work. A lot of them. do they're doing work, Ralph, that I. promise you there are not a whole lot of. Americans. I'm not saying not every. American, but there are a lot of. Americans that don't want to do those. jobs.
>> Yeah. Also, they're getting hired like. by people who want them here, bro. Like, what the [ __ ] It's not like they just. showed up like, "Hey, you going to pay. me or we'll kill your family.". Uh, you used the ice hotline. >> Nah. Nah. That was a joke. >> I know. Yeah, I know. >> I got to clarify this, man. Cuz even. >> people people believe that's true. >> Yeah. Even Even like other Hispanic. people, like I I joke like that cuz it's. like, bro, I'm joking about my own. people, like with my own people, you. know what I mean? And And then people. want to comment like Ralph is destroying.
his own people. It's like, I don't know. >> But you you call on your ex-girlfriend. Yeah, I'll call it on her. Nah, you never you like this is this is. maybe ho advice, but you never. completely get rid of an ex, man. >> Why not? >> You might need that hotline one day. You. might need a shoulder to cry on one day. Hey, how you been? You know, you don't. ever do that. Hey, how you how you been? I've been thinking about you lately. >> Hold up. Are you Are you like crying?
You trying to get back or you just I. mean, you really going through something. and you really need someone to talk to? No, it's booty cost. >> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ain't no. spinning the block, Ralph. Ain't no. spin. No, no. You done. You done, Ralph. You can't be doing that, bro. >> Why? >> What you mean why? You broke up for a. reason. >> We could be friends. >> No, Ralph. >> You go her way. You You go your way and. allow her to go her way. Allow her to. have somebody in her life.
>> Shannon, let me tell you something. When. you start dating somebody, even if y. don't get serious, y'all reach some. level of intimacy. >> Yes. >> I don't want to go and get intimate with. every girl I meet. Have to date her. Sometimes you just hit up an old flame. and you watch some TV together. You Hulu. and chill. Okay. Okay. Uh uh uh. Hulu and chill. Division in your in the community, Latin. community. Why is there so much division.
in the Latin community? You caused some. of it, too. You all them jokes you be. telling? >> Yeah, maybe I caused a little bit of. Maybe I just put a magnifying glass up. too. >> I don't know, man. It It sucks to say, but damn, bro. Mexicans Mexicans be. hating on other Mexicans. >> But see, that's that's funny that you. say that because from the outside, it. looks like I would like, man, y'all. great in the community. Like, y'all live. together. The grandparents, parents, kids, all y'all live together. So I.
would assume until I started like hold. on they be beefing like that. >> Uh yeah it's weird. You can't have. success near your near your loved ones. >> Really too much maybe. I don't know. I. just feel like. >> and I don't want to be stereo. stereotypical cuz people say see how he. generalizes a Mexican we all live. together. But I'm just saying that's how. people. >> I know what you mean. Like we're we're. very close family. >> Yes. Yes. >> But it's weird man. Like 90% of my fan. base is probably Mexican. And so all I.
all I can go off of is like what I what. I'm speaking here is from my experience, right? Like based off of my comments, my. messages, my feedback people after show. >> like I'm never Mexican enough, bro. Like. there's there's always so many people. But also, these people are judging me. based off of one or two clips they might. have seen. Like they don't even know me, right? >> If I don't post a clip where I'm. speaking Spanish for a month, they're. like, "Ah, he don't know Spanish. She's. not a real Mexican. He's not doing. Spanish jokes, so he's not a real. Mexican. He's a no sabo kid.
>> Yeah. >> If I do jokes in Spanish, they're like, "Oh, well, now he's catering. Now he's. now he's like your stereotypical. Mexican." It's like, "Bro, that never. happened.". >> So, you're never going to be able to. please everybody. >> Mm- But it doesn't bother me too much. cuz the ones I'm not pleasing, it's very. small compared to the to the ones who. who are pleased or who who the ones I'm. pleasing. Right. >> That sounds weird to say, but. >> I'm pleasing more people than I'm not. pleasing. You travel the country. So obviously. there. you a vast community. So how you.
accepted say in the west versus the. south versus the northwest, the midwest, the east. Uh I would say east coast, west coast. and the south. Boom. Like I could never I can never go. broke there as long as I'm telling. jokes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Uh, Midwest shows a lot of love, too. Like Chicago.
Chicago, I don't I don't know if. anybody's ever sold out my shows as fast. as Chicago has. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't I would not think there's a. heavy demog uh Hispanic demographic in. Chicago. >> Yeah. And what's cool about the Midwest. and the East Coast is that it it goes. into other, you know, cultures, too. Like I'll get Mexicans, I'll get Puerto. Ricans, I'll get Dominicans. Okay. >> I even start getting like in the Midwest. and the East Coast, I start getting like. a lot of like Indians. >> Really? >> A little bit of Asians. You know what I. mean? >> Okay. >> But yeah, the West Coast also super.
supportive. Like California will sell. out really fast. >> Yes. >> Texas will sell out fast. You know. what's crazy about Texas? Like I'm from. Dallas and Dallas is always sold out. You know, it's my hometown. They show a. lot of love. But Houston will sell out. quicker. I don't know who sells out. quicker, Houston or Chicago. >> Wow. >> Yeah. And New York sells well, too. You. know what I mean? like New York, uh, North Carolina does I feel like I do. really well there, but in between those, like once you go like upstate New York. or once you go to like, uh, like I've.
never been to Wyoming, >> right? >> I I don't think I got a fan out there, you know? I would like to go to some. some different places. >> How do you guys put together uh uh where. you going to tour at? >> Man, I leave that to like my manager, my. agent. I I will tell them like, "Hey, I. get a lot of comments of people telling. me to like come to Detroit or come to. this city, come to that city." Like, "Can y'all and. >> it out? Can we Yeah. >> The first The first time I I ever. started like touring or trying to. schedule a tour, they were telling me.
like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going. to set up a Zoom meeting and this is our. like like data analysis person. We're. going to see where you do the best. that." But I'm like, "Bro, I'm going off. of these comments." Like, right, >> please put me in Chicago. Like, >> and I I remember that one specifically. I felt like I love my agent. He's cool. and everything, but I felt like, "Bro, why is he not listening to me? Like, why. why don't I have a Chicago thing booked. already?" I told them maybe like two, three times and they were like, "Yeah, yeah, but right now we got an offer for. this city, that city.". >> And then they they put up my first. Chicago show ever. It they put it up for.
sale. And he and I remember telling him. like maybe like in an hour. I was like, "Bro, it's sold out already.". >> And like, let's see if we can add one. It's like, "All right." Yeah. And then. we ended up having to move it because I. I ended up doing the I had to clear out. the schedule to do to leave dates open. to do the Tonight Show with Jimmy. Fallon. >> But yeah, we went back and even till. this day like I'll go to Chicago just to. work out material. If I post like I got. two shows tonight, they'll sell out real. fast. So then we'll add Last time we did.
that, we stayed there for like a week. cuz we just kept adding shows and adding. shows. >> Yeah. >> And Chicago people are cool as hell. Like humble as hell. Same. I mean, and. it's everywhere. Like, you get cool, humble people everywhere, but I don't. know what's in the water over there. They like me. >> Right. So, Chicago is one of your. favorite cities to tour to. But I was. listening to you say like your d like. your uh your manager, your agent and. stuff, and that's what they look at. They look at the data. They look at you. know, the most people who probably who's. looking at those comments, who buy.
merchandise, who you know, so so forth. and so on. And so they base it on, well, you know, LA, we we got to do LA. >> LA shows a lot of love. Yeah, >> California, all of California. So, like. I can go to certain states. >> and like if we go to the big cities like. okay, yeah, we'll sell tickets, no. problem. We'll have some good shows, everything, right? >> But then we'll go to like their smaller. cities, right? >> And maybe it's a little harder to sell. >> But like California, Texas, and I mean. that's that's really all I can think of. Maybe Arizona, too. Like I can go to the.
the big cities and the little cities and. they'll still like, you know what I. mean? Bakersfield. It's a tiny little. town out in Cali that will sell out as. quick as LA will. >> Really? >> You know what I mean? Yeah. >> Wow. >> So that that's what I like about like. California and Texas. Big town, little. town, don't matter. Like. >> did you have anybody um to switch the. topics and I wanted to talk to you about. this. Did you have anybody impacted by. the flood? >> No, not that I know personally. No. >> Right. >> But uh yeah, that's that's.
>> it's tough. >> Crazy. Yeah, it's tough. That sound that. sounded something almost like like it. was made up. It was scary. >> You know what? And and I'm s I saw a. time lapse and I don't know if it was AI. and they were showing it how the like it. was just like you know raining and all. of a sudden you see you know you see the. rain and people getting out of town and. then all of a sudden the I don't know. like I said I don't know if it was AI. and then all of a sudden water's tall as. houses. >> That's that's insane. >> I'm like what the hell? >> Yeah. I opened up my phone and I saw. that I was and how many people had.
passed away. Yes. >> I was like that that's just sounds. unreal. >> But I I I watch it in your community how. you guys came together to help. >> Yeah. >> like rescue and look and to do things. like that. I mean it it's always great. to see communities come together because. al although maybe some maybe that. community someone from that family they. didn't have a family or a friend or a. loved one that was lost. But to see. communities band together because we do. have more similarities than dislike. Somehow over the years we've allowed. politicians to say what whatever little.
little dislike dislike that we are, they. play on that and it grows. I I mean I I. guess I I really always uh love that. about being from Texas is and I know. other people from other states they be. like, "Y'all swear y'all so cool cuz. you're from Texas or why you love te?". But Texans are very proud to be Texans. I think I think we kind of band together. over that like Texans help other Texans. >> You believe in aliens? >> Yeah, it's funner to believe in them not.
to believe in them. Why am I going to. walk around here like there's nobody out. there? >> But you said they're dumb. >> I mean, >> because they, you know, cuz you know, they always crash. They never can land. safely. >> Aliens, I don't know why we assume. they're naked all the time. Why else would we assume they're naked. unless there was proof that they're. naked? >> You know what I mean? >> What you think? You think the uh. >> like, okay, like all the all the. cartoons, all the movies, they're always. like, "Look at these intelligent life.
forms that are coming to the planet and. going to either we go to war with them. or they're way smarter than us and their. technologies advanced." But why are they. naked? Is that part of evolution? Are we. going to be naked inund years? >> Well, let me ask you this. What if the. aliens showed up in chrome hearts and. jeans? and some Nike. Then you like, okay, >> then I would want to study them. >> I'd be like, who do you follow on this? >> The dog days of summer means it's time. for the boys of summer to kick into. gear. And the best way to cash in on.
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movies. She still loves funny movies, funny shows, like all that stuff. >> And uh I go I take my son to see her. I. try to I try to go once a week. Sometimes I don't make it. You know what. I mean? But. >> yeah, we get along great. She worries. about me a lot when she I mean she had. me at a young age so she was like. >> she had to grow up when you have a child. at a young age rather. >> well that's the thing is like at first. she wasn't growing up she was. >> she still wanted to be a a kid. >> so I you know I understand but I watched. that kid grow up before my own eyes and. I'm so proud of her she uh.
she uh now cuz I have a. >> I got other siblings you know between. like my dad and my stepmom. >> whatever but my my mom with my mom. I. have another sister and my sister is uh. I believe she's 13 right now and it's. crazy watching my mom be like uh. >> so different with her than she was with. you. >> Yeah, because now my mom's older and. everything and like I'm all for it too. You know what I mean? Like whatever I. can do to like help them out. I'm all.
like my sister my sister plays. volleyball. She's really good at she. plays like on select teams and stuff. So. sometimes I can get pricey, but like. I'll make like I I'll do my part to like. help them out and make sure she can stay. in there because my mom's all for it. My. mom works her 9 to5 and then right after. work we'll take my sister to her. practice or to her to her like uh she my. sister's in band whatever. So like it's. crazy seeing that. But I love it. I love. when I go over there she's always just. worried about me. But I joke around with. her a lot. I tell her I'm out here on.
drugs and I'm dying and stuff. Even though you know she's worried about. you. >> Yeah, but she knows I'm playing around. you. >> You said um that your mom broke up with. a lot of people, but you respected the. guys that beat her to the punch and. broke up with her first. >> Were you joking? >> I said no. >> What? How you go How you going to be. applaud the the visitors? The home team. is mom. How you applaud the visitors? I. love my mom, but like I like I learned a.
lot about like how not to be as an adult. through through these men's failures. >> and through my mom. Like no offense to. my mom, but I also have a a lack of. trust in women because of my mom. Because I would see her like just treat. these dudes like whatever. Like she'll. brush them off to the side, be like, "I. don't want to date this dude no like and. these dudes would like call her and just. be like, "Please get back with me." and. stuff and it was lame.
So whenever I would if I ever caught. wind of a dude breaking over my mom. first and I saw my mom like cry for him. or something, I'll be like, "Look, that's how you need to be, >> man. How you going to see your mom. disappointed about?" Yeah, they got you. back. >> Well, because like it's not that I was. like, "Ah, they got they finally got you. m like I feel bad for her, too." You. know what I mean? But at the same time, like I watched my mom be like like she. wasn't she wasn't no sucker for no dude. You know what I mean? So like. >> I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't feel.
so bad for her because I'm like she's. going to be fine, >> right? >> Like she knows what she's doing. She's. fine. >> Did you ever get close to some of the. gentlemen that she was dating? >> Nah, I never really like. >> you know they going to be around for a. long They wasn't going to be around. long. It. >> it wasn't that I I didn't think cuz she. would she would have like you know. longterm relationship or whatever. I. just never liked that cuz like to me my. like I like I have my dad, you know what. I mean? So it's like I have a dad. I'm. not looking for a father figure. I also. have my grandpa who was like my dad, you. know, my mom's dad.
>> So it's like I I was never like, "Is. this my dad?" Like I was like, "Bro, you. basically dating my sister right now.". Like, >> and they would try to be all cool with. me and stuff. I was just like, "All. right, whatever.". >> You ain't getting no money out of like, "Hey, you hey, hey, you want me to like. you? Break me off a couple of dollars.". There was one dude who when I was 12 was. with my mom for a while and uh he would. let me drive his truck. He kind of gave. me a couple lessons and he would just. let me take off in my truck, go pick up. my friends. I was like 12. >> and I thought he was cool for that, you.
know. He also caught me skipping school. one day and he didn't snitch out a. snitch. Nah, he just told me like, "Man, don't be doing that." Like, you know, whatever. So, I always thought he was. pretty cool, >> right? And I remember when they broke. up, I did get kind of sad. And he like. he was the only one of of the guys my. mom dated when I was growing up. He was. the only one that like sat down and told. me like, "Hey man, like I'm sorry, but. me and your mom are not going to date no. more." yada yada. And then he just hands. me like a hundred bucks. I'm like, "The. is this?" Like.
this ain't good fellas. He's like, "Now I got to turn my back on. you.". I mean, I took it, but like. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You ain't said, "No, bro. I'm good.". >> So, so you're like, "That was the only. one that you really got close to it.". But So, did But seeing your mom interact. with men? How did that shape the way you. interact with women? >> Uh, I don't believe nothing they tell. me. Like, if they're. >> But damn.
>> I mean, like, I believe some stuff, but. like like if they're like, you know, you're the only guy that this this and. that. I'm like, I don't I don't care. I. don't know if I believe you or not, but. you don't got to tell me that. Like, I. don't necessarily I'm not that I don't. know. I'm not that uh receptive towards. compliments or towards like you're the. only one this, you know that, >> right? >> Whatever. >> Cuz I'm human. >> But it's going to be t, you know, it's. going to be tough if you become cynical. of everything of the relationship and.
what she's trying to tell you. It's. gonna be really hard, Ralph, for you to. have to find a stable situation. >> I feel like it's impossible for me to. find a stable situation, a stable. relationship because one, I have these. issues that I saw my parents in so many. failed relationships. Right. >> Right. >> So, I don't trust anybody already. And. then two, I've I've I've accumulated uh. what I think is a good level of success. So, now I'm always wonder like why are. you with me? >> Yeah. So, you know what I mean? So, like. it's too much trust issue. All I can.
hope is that I meet some genuine women. in my life and get to really know them. You know what I mean? >> You didn't have anybody before you. became this Raph Barbosa? Did you not. have a a young lady in your life that s. before you be started to blow up? >> I mean, I dated my son's mom, you know, but we were we were broken up before. this even like took off. You know what I. mean? >> You might as well go and get back with. y'all. You already got a family. >> Nah, I'm good. >> Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You good?
>> Yeah, I'm good. This too. >> But but you but you know she sincerely. and genuinely loves you for you. >> Do you will you talk to her? >> You don't know what goes through that. woman's mind. >> No, I'm just saying she was with you. before any of this stardom, any of this. fandom. >> No, I mean that there wasn't like a. whole lot of women that were with me. before the start, but there was a. handful. I'm not going to go back to. them now. So, hey, do you want to get married now? cuz you pass the test. >> Are you trying to get Do you would you.
like to get married? >> No. >> Okay. So, >> but I I would like to like settle down. if that makes sense. I just don't want. to like sign paperwork. >> But you do realize in your profession. it's hard to settle down because you're. on the road. I don't know how many days, maybe 200, 250 days out of the year. you're on the road. Now, do you plan on. taking this young lady on the road with. you or she's back where she's been? And. it sounds like you don't want me to get. married. >> No, I'm just asking you. I want you to.
be happy. But I'm just saying I think it. realistic. It's kind of hard when you. basically you travel your job. Keep you. travel. >> Yeah. I need a I need a date like a. flight attendant. >> Oh jeez. >> But my friend had a threesome with a. flight attendant. So I can't trust them. either now. >> Oh god. >> You and these stories. I just I just think for the time being. you probably rap. You might need to. just, you know, kick it solo. >> Yeah, for sure. Like I've been in Vegas. two days. I haven't I haven't been.
hitting on nobody. I I was thinking. like, man, you know, it's Vegas. >> Meet some girls, whatever. But honestly, I just been enjoying my time here as as. a as a single dude with with with my. friends. It's a little gay, but it's. whatever. >> What's it like having stepparents? >> Um, you treat them good. Do you treat. the steparents like you treat your real. parents? How you trying to? >> And I'm I think I'm blessed that my my. stepmom, my dad's wife has always been. so good to me.
>> And never referred to me as a stepson. At least not in my face. You know what I. mean? Like she's she's been so good to. me, man. >> Uh. >> what do you call her? You call her mom. or what do you call do you call her by. first name? I call her by her first. name, you know, but. >> she like I I didn't know I didn't like I. was almost taking it for granted how how. like nice she was treating me and like. how how much like love she had for me. and like really treating me like if I. was her kid when I'd be over there. because when I got older and I started.
working different jobs and making. friends that were like older than me. >> uh who had kids that were older than me, I would see these people who have like. their own kids and then they marry. somebody who has their own kids. >> and then I'll hear how they talk about. like her kids and how and then I would. see maybe how she treats his kids and. I'm like damn bro it's kind of cold like. >> I didn't have to go through that. thankfully like if I would be over there. with my dad you know my dad sometimes. would have to go do handle business.
whatever and he would leave me right. there with my stepmom and like my my. younger brother sister like. >> it was like no problem bro like I didn't. have to worry about her treating me any. different or nothing like she She she. was an angel. >> So how how was did they have kids. together? >> Yeah. >> So how was that? Because you know that's. not your biological mom and but. theoretically the kid you know did they. call you they they they look up to you. they like big brother you I mean you. take them around you did things. >> I think they used to look up to me. I.
think right now they're probably mad at. me. >> Why mad? >> Because we all live together right now. and um like my my brother my sister. they're teenagers. >> Okay. And. >> and they live with you? >> Yeah, we all live at my dad's. We all. live on the same like property and. stuff, man. We're out in the country. >> You So you you saving your money, huh? >> Yeah. >> Oh, your buddy went for a grill. >> Yeah, it's a bunch and a bunch of cars. I built a garage right there on the. land. Bought a bunch of cars that I.
still live. >> You don't want to get your own place. >> eventually. But for what? I'm always. traveling. the the c this whole country. so far has been one big home. >> Let me ask uh you pay your dad rent. >> Uh yeah, I'll give him like he don't. charge me rent. I just give him some. money for like expenses and stuff, you. know, but like I I might not give him. money one month, but the next month I. might give him like maybe way more money. than I need to give him. You know what I. mean? >> Right. >> And so on and so on.
>> So how how did that arrangement come. about? You like, "Okay, Dad. I mean, you. traveling, you you know, you. >> No, no, no. So, this is before I even. started touring. This is right before. things kicked off for me. >> Okay. >> This is like 2022. My my lease was up. I. was living with my uncle, my mom's. brother. We we had her know. >> Have you ever had a place of your own? >> No. >> Damn. >> You just you just go from from uncle to. aunt to mom to dad to grandparents. >> If I lived on my own, I think I move. around so much I would forget that I. have my own place and I would forget to.
go check up on the house. Like, >> okay. you before you stayed with your. dad, you was with your uncle before. things popped off. Okay. >> And uh I was always struggling. financially though cuz I was like, man, I can't I can't go get another leave. somewhere. My my son at the time was about three. >> Mhm. >> And he liked going to my dad's a lot. because the neighbor has like horses and. it's just a lot of room to play and. stuff. And. >> your your dad is in Texas, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So my dad would tell me like, you.
know, come move in over here. Come move. in over here with her. To be fair, my. dad would tell me that pretty often. throughout my childhood, but I was just. like, nah. >> Yeah. >> And uh yeah, my my son liked it a lot. and I needed a place to stay. And one. one day my son got a little sick, like. he had like a flu or something. I don't. remember. We just stayed right there at. my dad's and I just didn't leave. I was. like, "Man, so can I still stay then?". He's just like, "Yeah." And I just. stayed. He never charged me rent. Like. to this day, he technically doesn't. charge me rent. I just I just I can't. just be making money and then not give.
him something. You know what I mean? Like feel bad. >> Yeah. Holding on to yours. Let me ask. you, how do you how do you how does one. go about asking a relative to to live. with them? So, how did you how did you. stay how did you like your uncle? You I. don't know his name. What's your uncle's. name? >> Oh, Charlie. >> Charlie. >> He's over here right now. >> Oh, okay. Oh, hey. What up, Charlie? So, let me ask you a question. How do you go. about Hey, Charlie, you know, uh I I. want to kick it over here for a couple. of days and then a couple of days turn. into a couple months. But now we got it. together. Like we agreed. Like my.
uncle's man, my uncle's a bachelor. My uncle's in his in his mid40s, late. 40s. And I I'll be like, "Hey, let's go. get a Airbnb somewhere." He'll be like, "All right, let's go." Like, >> damn, >> it's cool people, my uncle. >> So, yeah. >> So, are you eventually do you hope to. eventually get your own spot? >> Yeah. Um, >> I'm just like because I because I have a. few different ideas. >> I don't want to invest into anything.
until I have like a more like concrete. idea. >> Cuz I I'm man, I'm I'm very impulsive. >> Yeah. >> So, I'll go. I don't I just don't want to make a big. purchase and then while I'm only like. then regret it. >> Yeah. I'm I'm getting. >> And like you said, you you know what? You look I travel 250 days out of the. year. I don't need no place. I can stay, you know, stay with my my my dad, break. him off a couple of dollars and I'm. straight. >> Yeah. Like I I love hotels. Like I love. hotels. >> Really? >> Not and like I'll go home. Like don't.
get me wrong, I miss being home a lot, right? So I'll go home, but if I'm home. for like two weeks straight, >> by the second week I even feel like, damn, I think I'm bugging my family. Like I don't think they're used to me. being around so much. Like I'm telling. you, my brother, my sister, they're. teenagers. And like I kind of started. cracking down on them lately cuz they do. little teenager stuff. And I'm like, "Bro, respect respect my dad's house." I. was like, "Respect us not to like lie, bro. Like, why I got to lie for?" Like, you want to be grown, be grown. Stop. lying. Like, it insults my intelligence.
And I don't think they like that when I. like talk [ __ ] to them or whatever. So, like sometimes I. >> because they looking at you like a. brother and you tell them, "Hey, respect. my dad." You're like, "Oh, that's our. dad, too.". >> Yeah. But I'm like I feel like I'm. bugging sometimes after a while. And so, I'm like ready to get back on the road. after a week and a half. But for the. longest you thought you were the only. child, huh? >> I mean, I grew up very much only child. >> You know, just me and my grandparents. And then my once my So, my mom has me. and my sister and then my dad has uh.
three other daughters and and one other. son. >> Okay. >> So, like. >> Oh, you're the oldest though. >> I'm the oldest. Okay. >> So, like I was alone with my. grandparents. And then when my when my. sister. um as I started having siblings like you. know the ones that my dad had, I never. lived with them. I just go visit. >> And then when my mom had my sister, she. was the first sibling to like really. live with me and stuff, but I was. already like 15 when she was born. So I. grew up. >> solo dooo, >> right? What's the relationship like with.
your siblings? >> I I love them all. I. >> But they know you're somebody. They know. that they you you ain't just no just no. normal big brother. >> Yeah. It feels like what I uh I don't. know what the how do how I don't know. what the official term is. like maybe arrogant, maybe like like a. head ass type thing. I try to. I want to warn them that like, hey, some. of the people that come around y'all. might might just be coming around to. like try to get a picture, but then I.
don't want to assume that like that's. true either. like, "Hey, >> but like my brother or like my my sister. on my mom's side, you know, sometimes. >> I just see them hanging out with. somebody and and then next month they're. hanging out with a whole other group of. friends and then next next week it's a. whole other group of friends and I'm. like. >> you're like, "Dad, what happened to the. other group of friends that you made?". >> Yeah. So, so I'm like, and then my. brother's trying to make content now, too, you know? So, it's just like, man, I don't know. Like some of these dudes. might just want to be around you cuz. they think you're going to be famous or.
maybe they they're trying to come and. just be at our house and watch me eat or. something like. but I also don't like I feel like when I. say that. >> you don't want to seem arrogant. >> I don't want to seem arrogant but. they're also teenagers. They don't got. the best judgment. You know what I mean? But also it's like as soon as I'm saying. it I can already I can hear their. eyeballs roll to the back of their head. You know what I mean? So it's just like. I just don't say nothing. I just keep. traveling. Your dad did a bid. >> Mhm. >> How did that impact? >> I'm my uncle.
>> Damn, Charlie. >> Charlie said, "Yeah, they had me locked. up, too." How did that impact you? Uh it. just really influenced me to like make. sure that I I learned the skill and like. became su became successful with like. like a skill because. um I wasn't really doing much when they. both they both ended up going away. around the same time like separate cases. separate scenario. >> Yeah, you chose the right thing cuz you. going you dying people out cuz you told. on Charlie I didn't even ask you about.
Charlie. You d you dive Charlie I quit. Oh my go. Yeah, man. I uh I just didn't, you know, I just did like my my older cousin, he. he didn't go to like the feds or nothing. like that, but he had his runins with. the law and. >> Right. >> So, you know, just every everything. going on in our family, I felt like all. our relatives maybe suffered enough with. stuff like that. Like I remember when my. when my uncle had to go turn himself in,
uh my grandpa uh was tearing up and he. told me like don't don't ever get. involved with that [ __ ] because this. hurts too much, you know? >> So I just, you know, also I was like bad. at it. Like I'm not good at like at like. the streets and. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So yeah, I just never went that route. >> Um do you get a lot of fights as a kid? >> I fight with my friends a lot and you. know, maybe. >> Well, damn. How you got friends and you. fighting them? >> I don't know. They just like fighting. and. >> they or you?
>> We all did. >> And it made it easier to like fight. other kids cuz then I you know. >> y'all team up and go fight other people. Huh? >> We wouldn't team up but it's like man. I'm I done got beat up by my friend so. many times. Like who's this dude? Like. yeah we we fight a lot. Sometimes with. gloves, sometimes no gloves. Did you. ever do that? >> You look like you beat up your friend. >> Nah. You know what? I I didn't really. try to fight nobody. Uh uh rap. I'm. just, you know, >> that's what swole dudes always say. >> SW dudes always like, I don't want to. hurt nobody.
>> No, but I didn't want I was I was the. youngest uh of all my cousins, you know. I had a I was the youngest. So, seven. years, six years, my brother was three. years, had a cousin two years, and then. I was the youngest of of the guys. Um, and obviously, you know, wrestling and. fighting those guys, like when you go to. school and you people your age, obviously, you know, you're more. developed and and so you could, but I. was never I was never a bad kid. I just. wanted, you know, I tell jokes, rag on. people and stuff like that. I was good. in athletics. I ain't really try to.
fight nobody unless I absolutely. positively had to fight. >> Yeah. Like real fights I might like. against like a stranger, like somebody I. really didn't like. I just had like a. handful. I fought my own friends more. than I fought strangers. >> Yeah. I mean, you know, uh, in college I. had one fight, but it was a dude on the. team. But as far as like, you know, >> I always have bad luck. I think I got. weak bones. One time, one time I was. fighting my friend. I fell back and I. tried to catch myself and I broke my. middle finger trying to catch myself. So, not even like in the fight. >> I mean, you you ain't drink enough milk.
>> That Yeah, I didn't. That's true. Milk makes me sleepy. >> Yeah. >> But let So, you're fighting, you fought. your friends. And did y'all make up or. were you like, "No, once you fight your. friends, I'm done with y'all. We can't. be friends no more.". >> We fight like every day. >> We had like a fight club. We meet up in. the restrooms in between classes. We had. three minute in middle school. We had. three minutes in between classes. So we. would fight for two minutes and then you. got a minute to get to class. So you get. to class shirts all stretched out. >> Teacher ask you what what happened.
>> They like, "Why you bleeding?" You're. like, "I fell.". You it you it seemed like you got a lot. of enjoyment out of that. >> Yeah. Child my childhood was fun, man. It was funny. >> Why? Well, what what I mean it seems. like to me look. >> at prostitutes fight your friends. >> You fight who? >> I said I yell at prostitutes and then I. fight you know you fight your friends. It's fun. >> But I mean I'm just like okay. Yeah. Friends going to have a disagreement and. you might fight. But you guys like. friends and y'all like Okay, bro. We got.
we got to Hey, what were y'all? Do you. know what? Do you remember what you guys. were fighting about? >> No. To see who was a better fighter. It. wasn't like we were like mad. If. anything, if you got mad, we'll probably. be like, "All right, bro. Maybe don't. fight cuz you getting mad for real.". >> Yeah. >> It was Man, I don't know. >> Did you Did you win any of the fight? >> Yeah, a couple times. >> Couple. The way you. >> I was also a smaller one. I knew that's. what I'm saying. Yeah, I knew I would. lose, but my my mentality was like, "All. right, even though I'm going to lose.
against these bigger dudes, I'm going to. keep on fighting them because whenever I. fight somebody my size, I'm going just. beat the [ __ ] out of them.". >> But it wasn't nobody your size. >> The the the few times that I had to. fight somebody that was like around my. size, >> you got them, >> man. I'll demolish them. It was like. nothing at that point. >> You felt good. You feel good. Like, yeah. >> I was like, "This must be how my big. friends feel all the time. No wonder. they beat my ass. This is amazing. You were a barber. >> Yes, sir. I started cutting hair at 13.
>> Really? >> Mhm. >> How do you How did you How did you get I. mean, let somebody say, "Hey, Ralph, did. you like cut your own hair? Did you. start off in your own hair? How I mean, how does somebody let you let them just. you ain't got no barber's license and. you just start cutting people hair?". >> Yeah. I I went to Ross. They got Ross. over here. >> Ross, like this store? Yeah. >> Yeah. I went to a Ross and at the. entrance they had like a clearance. basket and they had like some. >> Clippers. >> like Remington or Conair or something. like that. I got those and.
uh then I was only using those for a. couple months. I think my birthday came. up and I got like total from birthday. cash I got like 150 bucks. >> Yeah. >> And uh across the street from my middle. school there was like a little like a. Asian beauty shop, you know? So I went. in there. I bought like some real. clippers and started using those. But. there was no YouTube tutorials back. then. There was like one dude YouTube. was cake and his Randy. He had like one. video that that actually helped me out. The other the other people on YouTube,
>> they they were still trying to make. money. Like if you found a video of a. haircut, it would be like a time lapse. and then it'll be like, "You want to cut. hair like this? Go to my website and and. buy my DVD." Cuz this is like I mean I I. was like 13. There was no real tutorials. back then. Now, this is tutorial for. every damn fade. >> Yes. >> But back then, I would go to the barber. shop on a Friday to get my cut and then. I would stay there like extra time or I. would show up early. >> to like watch them cut hair and I would. ask the barbers, "How do you do this? How do you do that?" And I would watch.
them, you know. And one of the barbers. there was really cool. He actually let. me like on on my friend let me like kind. of. >> take your book. So then I would try to. remember that and then I'd go and like. beg for clients at school. I used to. walk around the hallway like, "Bro, let. me cut your hair, please, please.". >> Were you charging or you cutting it for. free? >> I I would cut it for free and then I'd. be like, "If you like it, then the next. one pay me, >> right?". >> But they would get the free one and then. they'll never come back cuz I'll them. up. >> Do you blame them?
>> Man, you look at somebody put hands on. you, Ralph man. You know you can't. People going to do I got the clippers in. my hands. I'll hit them. >> No, but I'm saying one second. Hey, you. handle the mirror. Hey, what you think, bro? >> What you think, bro? I got a I got You. ever You ever seen uh They're called the. the Fade Masters. It's a big old chrome. It's a heavy ass clipper. What you. think, boy? Smash you on the head with. >> So, what So, what was what's the funny. story you have of cutting somebody hair? Have you really like really really.
messed somebody up? >> Yes. Bad, man. Look, this one is. probably one of my favorite stories. But. I I didn't him up though. This is when I. was already kind of getting the fade. down, >> right? >> My one of my good friends, Robinson, uh. real quiet dude. Um I he I convinced. him, let me cut his hair. So he come he. rides my bus cuz he he usually gets a. ride home, right? So that day he rides. my bus all the way to my house and uh we. get there to my house and and we.
actually I I would cut hair at the other. end of my block at my friend's house. cuz they had a better garage set. So, I. go right there sometimes. >> And I'm and I'm still take so long, you. know, when you start off. >> Yeah. Take Yeah. >> I'm taking like an hour on one side and. and I'm doing the haircut and then my. mom calls me and she said that she had. to take me to a doctor appointment. I. didn't know I had a doctor appointment. that day. So, like, Robinson, you're. going to have to come back again. tomorrow after school, bro. And. >> so, so the next day, Robinson, I see him. in Spanish class and this who has one.
fade and then nothing over here. So you you left the guy it to finish. your haircut the haircut up the next. day. >> The next it was a 2B continued cut. >> Oh my goodness. >> You told a joke. You said it's harder to. get a barber's license than it is a gun. license in Texas. >> Yeah. Cuz you don't need a license in. Texas. >> You need you need a license for to be a. barber, but you don't need a license to. carry a gun. >> Well, like here's what's crazy to me. And I like guns. I'm not trying to say. like they need to make it harder. like.
that's a whole other conversation for. some political show. You know, I like. guns. >> Mhm. >> I've gone into a store and filled out. the little background check, 20 minutes, walk out with a gun. You know, it's. easy. It's fine. That's not my issue. My. issue is that. >> one one day uh when one of the first. barber shops, one of my first days at. the barber shop I worked at, it's called. Oakliff Barbers. >> Mhm. >> I'm I I'm working there maybe like a. month, right? But I only go in in the. afternoons. I work from like 5:00 p.m.
to like maybe 8:00 p.m. cuz I'm still in. barber college. I'm not licensed, >> but I go in those hours because it's. when the the TDLR, the Texas Department. of Licensing and whatever, >> they don't work those hours. So, they. can't it's less likely they're going to. show up at 6 p.m. and be like, "Where's. your license?". >> Right. >> But I'm I'm working there for like a. month and one day I get there and it. looks like they got raided by like DEA. or something. like everything is just. torn up. >> Mhm. >> Because TDLR had showed up that day and. checked for license and checked if. everything was up to code and it's like.
bro. >> because we're fading people up. >> because we're cutting people's hair. You. know what I mean? Like I got a killing. machine right here like. >> got it in 20 minutes but I got to go to. school for 1500 I think now they change. it to,000 hours but when I went it. was500 hours and two exams. You're the. the Texas practical the barber. practical. First off, you got to do a. thousand hours to unlock the first test. You go and you you you sit down at these. computers and you can't you can't look.
at nobody next to you. If you look at. them and talk, they're just like you. failed. Like if we're taking some CIA. exam. >> Yeah. >> and you're just there filling out like. what are the shaving techniques? Like. all right, then once you pass that test, you can complete now you're allowed to. do the the next 500 hours. So there goes. another [ __ ] 6 months of your life. >> Right? >> Then when you do that, you got to do the. practical in front of the state board. So you go, you take your your model, like if you were my model, I sit you. down and I got a bag full of stuff and I. got to separate all my items in.
different bags and label them and I got. to shampoo you and drape you a certain. way. Towel, drape, towel, this. And then. when I'm done using that towel, put it. in my little trash bag. Right? If you. were to be like, "Oh man, I accidentally. grabbed a towel that I hadn't used and. threw it away. Let me get it back from. that bag." All that's in. >> You lose five points. >> Wow. >> And then it's like a 4hour long process, bro. And you can't even talk to your. model unless it's instructions. And my.
my when my best friend Haime was right. there, he was falling asleep cuz we had. drank the day before. >> So I'm like I'm like whispering. I'm. like, "Wake up. Wake And I start. pinching his back fat to like wake him. up. >> But it's like and then they're walking. around just looking at you and like. checking you and see him talking. I'm. like, "Bro, this is not CIA, >> right? It's not that serious. >> It's not that serious." And I walked out. with a killing machine from Academy. Sports and Outdoors like in 10 minutes. Like. I don't That's just the only thing. the.
barber stuff needs to be like I think. now to get a barber's license you even. need to like know how to do a a manicure. like. >> Yeah they ain't got to do. >> So how long were you a barber? >> Uh I was cutting full-time from when I. was like 20. till I was. how old was I a few years ago? So I was. like 20 from 20 to 26 maybe 20 to 25. around there. But you knew that wasn't.
that was not a lifelong ambition of. yours. That was just something to make. >> I always loved it. >> But it wasn't like I mean. I love the barber shop I worked at and I. liked I I love cutting hair. Like it was. I don't know. It's cool to me. And I. remember being at the barber shop and. those guys were so funny to me and it. was just so fun being there. >> I had the realization like hey if comedy. never works out and I worked here with. these dudes for the rest of my life. I'll be all right too. >> You good with that? >> Yeah.
>> You mentioned earlier the very first. time open mic you got booed. >> Why the hell you go back? >> Cuz a lot of people can't handle. rejection. >> cuz I can't take a loss. I can't do it. >> You want to go take that L? >> Like if I really like something, nah, I. can't take the L. Like um I walked off. stage immediately thinking like why did. I even come up here? like I'm an idiot. for thinking I could do this. And the.
host is a is a comedian named Luke. Moore. >> I had seen him on stage that same night. He was funny. And he was like, "Hey, man." He's like, "Come back." And I was. like, "What?" Like the come back. Did. you not see what happened? Like I. thought he was making fun of me or. something, you know? So I walked to the. car and my friend Tony was with me and I. remember apologizing to him like, "I'm. sorry I even brought you out here. We've. been here out here all night." Like that. was stupid. Why? Like why did I think I. could do that? But by the time I got.
home, I was like maybe if I would have. said this different. >> Mhm. >> And then the next day I I was uh at I. think I think I was working at a at a. diner. I was a short order cook. >> Mhm. >> Like just making hash browns and [ __ ]. And I remember thinking like, man, if I. would have said that different, maybe. maybe I try this. Like. >> were you prepared? >> Cuz at the end of the day, >> I was like somewhat prepared. Okay. >> You know, but I just kept thinking about. it. And I think it I think that goes for. anything that I try that that I really. like and anybody like you up but then. you start like re re-evaluating.
everything in your head like oh I could. try this maybe I should have zigged when. I zagged you know. >> So then I it took me like two months but. I went up on stage again. and I and I bombed again. >> Damn. >> But I was like hey but I did the whole. time this time. >> Yeah. >> So you didn't you didn't let him you. didn't let him make you walk off. >> Yeah. So I'm like now I gotta figure. this out like that out. And the first. time I got like a real laugh was kind of. unplanned. Like it wasn't even a joke.
that I wrote is I was about to walk on. stage and this was uh at a different. comedy club. This was a backdoor comedy. club. Shout out to Miss Linda Stoner. who's a a Dallas legend. Uh she threw me. up on stage and there that open mic was. in like a nicer part of Dallas. It was. the first time I seen an open mic with. so many like it was the first time I was. in a room with so many rich looking. white people and I was like intimidated. So, as I was about to walk on stage, I. remember this one dude in the front row. was like I was like, "Bro, that guy.
looks like someone who's called the cops. on me before, right?". >> So, I just said that on stage. I'm like, "Dude look like he's calling the cops on. me." And out of nervousness and. everybody just started laughing and I. was like, "Damn, vulnerability, honesty, and confidence." That's my first lesson. Like, that's. >> When you got that laugh, you was hooked. >> Yeah. Cuz it was like a medium laugh. Feels like every brother's like, "Aha.". But when you first hear it, you feel. like everybody's just like, "Ah.". >> Right. >> And when you whenever you think of. something and and you say it and. everybody laughs, you feel like a. genius. Like, you know what I mean?
>> Do you remember the first joke joke joke. joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke. joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke. joke joke you told. >> uh like the actual joke that I wrote I. think uh um. yeah yeah yeah I had just started this. is like the actual like reading joke. that actually worked and it was somewhat. work. I was uh I was working I had just. started working uh construction under. like the electrical like industrial. electrician. >> You know, you had a lot of jobs growing. up, right? Damn. >> Yeah, I had a lot of jobs. >> Anything that you didn't do growing up?
You cut hair. You were a barber. I mean, you a barber, you uh construction. >> I always wanted to work on a boat, but. you know, I grew up in Dallas, so. there's no co. >> Yeah. What boat you going to work on in. Dallas? >> Well, that's what I'm saying. That's a. job I didn't have. You asked me what I. what job I didn't do and there was like. a. >> Well, you know, Dallas catch, I don't. know if they still shooting that. They. show the seat. >> One day I'm going to go do that. Watch. I'm going just disappear. I'm going to. go do that. >> But anyway, my joke was that uh I was. working for an uncle of mine, >> Charlie. >> No, no, no, man. My uncle never going to.
work. No, >> my uncle keeps his fingernails clean. >> Okay. You you you was working for your. uncle. >> Uh my uncle Charlie is the one that. taught me to work smarter, not harder, right? >> He's the one that maybe made me use my. brain more than my hands. I'm working. industrial electricity for for an uncle. on my dad's side and uh I I I did this. joke where I said uh I'm working as an. electrician but you know for my uncle.
but he says things that that I feel like. electricians shouldn't say or uncles and. I was like and I I wrote them down and. I'd pull out a piece of paper. I'd be. like the first thing that he that he. says is like we'll know if it's wired. correctly if we don't blow up. The. second one that he says that scares me. is like, um, I think this is where this. goes. And the third one he says that. scares me is, uh, all right, no one's. around. Lock the door and pull your. pants down. And like that one, that one. will get like a little laugh, but that. was like the first joke that I like.
>> that you started. >> You wrote down and you. >> and uh, yeah, I remember the the club, one of the clubs that I did it at, they. only liked you to do like clean comedy, right? >> And they were like, maybe don't do that. one. So then I had to like start. changing it up. >> Right. The second time you performed, the first time you went to open mic, you. got booed. The second one you went to, you performed at a strip joint. >> No, no. So that was like my first like. uh. >> So the first time you actually got paid, you went to a. >> paid gig and I and I didn't get paid. I. lost money cuz they charged me $5 to get.
in the strip club. and they never paid me. But it was all. fun. I didn't care. I I. >> How you I'm just trying to think. How do. you perform at a How do you have a. comedy show at a strip joint? It was a. horrible gentleman's club. Excuse me. >> I didn't look for the record, I didn't. put this on. All right. They asked me if. I wanted to do it. I was like, "Hell. yeah." The the show was called Laughs. and Ass, which honestly, you don't want to be. laughing when there's ass out. Just focus on the ass. You know, you're.
not going to compete. >> I was So, they they had a wireless mic. and they kept cutting out But I I just I. don't know. It's this horrible idea. I'm. on I'm on the stage where the strippers. dance and there's like a pole right here. and. >> right. >> and some of the people in there were. still getting dances cuz they didn't. care. They didn't show up for the. comedy. And I remember there one of the. strippers, she was so supportive. The. there was a dude getting all danced on. by this big girl and the girl's facing.
me. The dude the dude's like way back. there. He's facing that wall, right? >> But he's listening and he liked one of. my jokes. He turns around. He's like, "Woo!" And then the girl's like, The. girl was like, "Good job, baby." I was. like, "Oh." Like, "Thank you, man." But. the mic kept cutting out. This is so. awkward, bro. And there was a ugly nasty. stripper. And I remember she walked up. to me when I was waiting to go on stage. and she started like like twerking on me. and I was like, "No, I don't have money. Like, don't like trust me, don't do.
that. I don't have money." And this is. the first time that a stripper was like, "Nah, like tip me so I can leave. like, "Give me a dollar and I'll leave you. alone." And I was like, "Oh, man. I had. like that was I had 10 bucks that day. and five was for the entry and the other. like three went to her. >> I had $2 for chips after that.". >> So, in other words, she say, "Give me. some money and I'll leave you alone.". >> Yes. >> Well, you just going to be dancing for. free. >> So, the internet now this thing there's. this thing called internet. And a lot of. comedians, um, it's different than the.
old old comedians cuz you had to go to. your gigs and you had to go put your. time in. Now the internet can really. help young comedians blow up. How did. the internet help you? >> Man, the internet gave me a career. You. know, I feel like before the internet. for people to make it as a comedian, as. an actor, as a singer, it's like the. industry, whoever was running, you know, whoever was making movies in the. industry had to kind of choose you. >> You know, casting directors, the bookers.
had to be like, I like this person. Let's make them famous. Let's put them. on this TV show. Let's put them. But. >> the internet, you put a video of. yourself out there. It's the people's. choice now. You know what I mean? >> So, yeah. Like, >> shout out. I love love love anybody. who's ever liked my videos, man. The. Mexican community, the Puerto Rican. community, the black community, Indians, anybody out there who's ever liked my. videos and just shared them. Even if you. never come to a show, thank you so much. for giving for changing my life. >> Do you do you believe that you blew up.
too fast? >> I think I blew up maybe a little. prematurely. Uh well, you said that problem, huh, Shannon? Nah, I think that I wasn't ready to be a. headliner when I started blowing up, you. know. I think I was still uh cuz typ. like traditionally how it goes in comedy. is like you're you start off hosting. shows where you do like 10 minutes, then. you introduce the next comic, next. comic, whatever. Then you wait you work. your way up to feature act. So you'll go.
on right before the main act and you'll. do like 20 25 minutes. >> Then you know over time you become a. headliner and you kill 45 to an hour, >> right? So when I first started going on. the road, I don't feel like I had a. killer hour like that, you know, but I. had to learn it. I think it took like. six months of me headlining shows before. I learned to be like a headliner, >> right? >> The difference now is that say 20 years. ago, 30 years ago, 40 years ago, you. could tell a joke and you could recycle.
that joke. Woo! Long time. You can't do. that anymore. >> because the internet, cell phones. So. basically, and I talked to a lot of comedians, they. say the first time you tell a joke is. not the best time you're going to tell. that joke because over time you perfect. it. And now it's hard to perfect a joke. because once you tell a joke, man, I. heard him say that the other day, man, he said that in Kansas City, baby. I. heard him say that same joke in Cali. >> They kill you for it. How do you expand.
on a joke? How do you get a joke from. its infancy to adulthood now? >> And you can't force it. I don't think uh. my one of my buddies kind of taught me. that. It's like you can't. you can think of you can think on it and. like rewrite it, right? But sometimes I. just kind of like don't force it. Like I. I go up there with the idea of how to. say the joke. I'll try it out on stage. and if it works then all right, I'll.
make a note in my mind like keep using. this one. But then maybe next time that. I'm on stage, I don't want to put too. much pressure on that joke. But as I'm. as I'm talking, as I'm saying it, I'm. having another conversation in my head, right? >> So I'm like, "Oh [ __ ]. >> say this different this time. It makes. more sense like that." So then I'll just. say, >> but I'll usually keep changing the joke. or keep adding to it until it like dies. again, >> right? >> So it's like I'll say the joke, next. time I say it, add a punch line. Next.
time I say it, add this. But then the. maybe the fifth time I say I added. something and it was just like now you. got too much fat on there. You know what. I mean? It's like a sandwich. You just. adding too much taste no more. So I'm. like all right, let me backtrack, you. know? >> Okay. What advice would you give young. comedians coming up in today's game? >> This this is not only to comedians. This. is to anybody trying to make it in any. anything that's different different or. non-traditional. you're trying to be a. singer type of artist.
>> is you got to think outside the box, man. Like, and you got to treat it like. it's your full-time. Even even if you. have a full-time job, you know what I. mean? If you're working at Subway, you. got to get all your hours, but then. afterward, you got to go and get double. the hours in whatever it is your art or. your craft is, man. Like, keep thinking. Just cuz you punch in, clock in, clock. out, don't mean you going to make. progress, right? Like you got to be. their mind, body. >> Yeah. And and you gotta you gotta like.
strategize, man. I didn't I didn't used. to strategize until I had my son. >> Once I had my son, all I cared about was. getting in the right rooms and and just. kind of like making friendships with. people, you know what I mean? >> Be be ambitious but never thirsty. Be. confident but never cocky. >> How does it feel? You told the story. open mic. There were only a handful of. people now you sell now you performing. in front of sold out theaters. Do you. think about do you ever when you're. alone.
and just you and your thoughts? Do you. think about like damn rap? You come a. long way bro. >> Nah, I don't think about it too much. I. just think about the next show and hope. hope I can make that crowd laugh. >> Really? >> Yeah. If I if I sit there and think. about it too much, I'mma it up. I don't even keep like uh Netflix gave. me the microphone that performed that. with the show and put in the case or. like.
>> uh you know I got like a little. a little glass thing from this HBO. competition I did a long time ago like I. don't even like keeping that. >> So in other words, you're not you're not. you you're not big on sentimentality. You're not big on nostalgia, huh? >> I mean yeah like for memories and stuff. but like stuff and like I I. >> But that's a memory they gave you. Uh. yeah, it's a memory. But like I don't. like to like like I'm not going to have. like a trophy room be like this this is. >> like like if you come to my house I'm. going to be like this is the trophy I. won from. >> Let me get that microphone. >> Like I'll give it to my dad, my grandma.
Like. >> they can keep it if they want but other. than that like I don't like keeping that. stuff. >> Do you feel like it's a blessing and a. curse? Like a lot of the stuff you do. release some of your stuff on the. internet. Do you feel like when you. release something on the internet, it. spreads like wildfire and it limits your. ability to do said joke at a later date. in time? >> Yeah, if I've released something online, man, you might catch me doing that joke. Like, if I do a joke, >> if I release a joke online, I might not. say that joke on stage again till like.
two, three years later. Like, wow. You. know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> But other than that, I always I won't. release it until I know I got some more. fuel in the tank for the live shows. >> Mhm. having comedians. I love have I. love comedians and I love having them on. and they tell the story. But it seems. like to me some of them like bro they. got it so much easier now than what we. had it when we were growing up because. we had to put the time in. You know, you. had to work on your craft and they feel. like. >> Well, they had to go through the. gatekeepers too like and.
>> Oh, you say gatekeepers. They're. gatekeepers. >> No, they're not gatekeepers. >> No, I'm saying but there are such things. are gatekeepers. >> Well, yeah. I mean, not necessarily. gatekeepers, but like like you said, like the industry, whoever's booking. this, you got to go through bookers, you. got to go through casting directors. Like back then, you know, they had to. back like I had I had to build a. relationship with, you know, club. managers, club owners to get to do. opening gigs, right? Like that's how it. goes with her. But then, you know, once I started going.
viral, it's it's like. I I could sell tickets. Whereas, you. know, back, you know, early 2000s, 90s. and and before, they had to build a. relationship just to get into the clubs. Once they're in the clubs, >> well, they have to hope that maybe this. comic will throw them a bone and get. them in front of this booker. They got. to hope that that Booker will throw them. a bone, get in front of this person. So, like, yeah, I know that's harder. Hey, but also they got to do the thing like. you said, they got to recycle jokes over. and over and over again. They didn't. have to burn their jokes to get to where.
I'm at, right? I had to burn like I used. to write every joke in a notebook. I had. stacks, you know, and I basically Yeah. I basically had to burn these notebooks. to get to where I'm at. You know what I. mean? And so once I got in front of. >> the audiences that were my tickets to my. shows, like like damn, like it took an. hour of my material. >> just to get here. Now I got to think of. a whole other hour, another hour, you. know. >> Netflix, how did you get the Netflix. special and how did that change your. career, your life, basically?
>> Um, my my manager and my agent when I. first started booking shows in LA, like. like I was saying, like the Chicago. ones, the LA ones were selling out so. fast. And my manager, my agent invited a lot. of industry people out there like people. from Netflix, people from Hulu, from. Warner, whatever companies, you know. what I mean? And Netflix, they like the. show. And I think what also helped a. lot, I mean, I could be wrong, you know, but I I'm pretty confident what what. helped a lot was that uh uh Dave.
Chappelle cosigned, which shout out to. him, man. >> Yeah. Chappelle. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He's like a deal. >> Yeah. I think there was a rumor. I could. This could be all wrong, you know. It's. just a rumor, but there was a rumor that. like. uh one of the dudes who's the head of. comedy in Netflix had like hadn't heard. back from Chappelle in a minute or. something. But then uh Chappelle said. something he said something nice about. me like he finally texted him was like. yo like it was pretty funny like.
>> right. >> cuz Chappelle the same week that I'm. performing in LA. >> and in front of all these industry. people uh Dave Chappelle just pops in. and like that's when I met him and wow. just hung out and [ __ ] like it was cool. as hell. So that that that week just. made me look so good in front of. everybody. I think you know what I mean? >> Having Netflix, you know, Netflix. normally come with a big check. Um. >> Yeah, it was a big check. >> You you what' you buy? >> Uh man, >> you get did you get did you get yourself. anything? I mean, when you were growing.
up, if you said, you know what, let's. just say for the sake of argument, you're from the ages of 6 to 16 and you. said, if I man, if I ever get my hands. on some money, I'm going to buy what? I. bought a I bought two cars. I bought a. 1996 Impala Super Sport and I bought a. 1990 Nissan Skyline GTR R32. And then I took my grandma and my mom. out of debt. >> Now I like that last part, but I don't. know why you bought that Skyline.
>> Why? I love that car. >> What you uh Tokyo Drift? >> Nah, those don't drift. They're. all-wheel drive. Come on, Shannon. Don't. be racist. No, but. but I I do understand. I I like the. Caprice the the the Super Sport. I like. the 1996. >> It's not Caprice. What you get? >> Please don't offend me. It's It's an. Impala. And I know they're identical or. whatever. Hey, but it's not the same. >> You still have it? >> Yes. Uh actually, so that that first one. I bought, I remember I bought it cuz it. had like 2,000 original miles on it.
>> Really? >> Yeah. The guy who sold it to me used to. go get his cuts at the barber shop I. worked at. Okay. >> He held on to it for a year for me. I. was like, "Bro, like I'm about to pop. off. I know I am. Like, I know I am. Give me one year. >> and he gave me a year and I went, >> you got it. >> Cashed them out." But. >> I actually sold it so that I could buy. one. I I bought a cheaper one from an. auction because that that one I wanted. to change it up and do stuff to it. But, you know, that with 2,000 original, it.
had like 1,600 miles. Really? It's only. going to keep its value if you don't. drive it. Right. And I started learning. That's. >> you want to drive. So just you wanted. something that you could drive. You. ain't no guy that's going to get a car. and sit on it. You ain't put I don't. want no collect like I want to drive. these cars. P them out. So I went and. bought a cheaper one with a whole bunch. of oil leaks and everything. And uh we. me and my friend Luis, he's here too. He's the one that really taught me how. to he's been teaching me to work on. cars. >> We changed the suspens all the. suspension to a QA1 suspension. We took. out the motor. We we we're building an.
LS to put in it. We're working. We're. getting a transition. >> Then why did you just keep it? >> The other. >> You didn't. Yeah. I mean, the Netflix. money had broke you off. You weren't. going to be hurt for that money if you'. just kept sat on it. >> Nah, I don't want just going to sit. there. It's taking real estate. Before, let me ask you a question. Before the Netflix thing kicked you off, were you making good money in comedy? >> Yeah. Yeah. We were we were touring for.
like like almost a good year before. before I got the Netflix special. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> So, how many So, let me ask how many. shows do you do? Okay. Say you go and. let's just say you're here in Vegas. You're going to do two shows, right? Two. shows tonight, two shows tomorrow. >> Tonight at the No, one show tonight, one. show tomorrow. But it's a bigger It's a. bigger venue. >> Bigger venue. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, it's what? 2500, 3,000 seats. 5,000. >> Well, now you make me feel shitty. It's. 1,700. Sorry, it's not living up to your. expectations. >> No, no, I'm just saying. No, but I'm.
saying. >> 1,700 seats. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And you sold out those? >> No, I think we're close, but I don't. think we're going to sell them out. I. think we're right under. >> Where where where is this at? The. Venetian. >> At the Venetian. >> Okay. >> Unless you can release this episode like. in the next hour. I don't think we're. going to sell out. >> No, but we going to hype it up for the. uh uh the Hulu special. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's what you you know the Hulu. special. That way you going to make that. bread. >> Yeah. >> Well, you they already done cut the. check now. But now, but when they see. you on the Hulu special, they're like, "Man, that dude funny, man. I'm going to. go check him out. He coming to He coming.
close by. That's what we do.". >> Well, I just when you like, and this. something Dave Chappelle told me, when. you put your jokes out there on a. special, it's like a funeral for your. jokes and you want the most people to. see that funeral. So, like I want. everybody to watch my Hulu special. August 8th. It's called Planet Bosa. Is it easier coming up with jokes when. you're broke as opposed to when you have. bread? >> Yeah. Oh, hungry. I was hungry and horny.
>> Now I'm Now I'm got a belly and I'm. satisfied. And Bnee Vodka, he we sat. down. We talked about this. He said he. he he was he brought up the scene from. Rocky 3. >> Mhm. >> When uh when Mickey's telling Rock, he's. like, "You got civilized." Yeah. >> He's like, "Bro," he's like, "We got. civilized." He's like, >> I like, "No, I don't think I don't think. we got that civilized cuz we go out. there, we still have fun, man. Like, >> like it's comedy is very like I don't I.
don't care if I have money or not. Like, I still want to crack a joke, right?". >> You know what I mean? >> But you said, you know, so do you have a. a greater appreciation for a guy, let's. just say like a a a. Chappelle, a Cat Williams, a Kevin Hart. these guys that have these big big. followings and they've made it and they. still keep coming up with material. >> Yeah. Yeah. I have so much respect for. >> cuz it's kind of like an athlete, you.
know, an athlete that, you know, works. his way up. He's hungry. He's he driven. and then all of a sudden he's making 50, 60, 100 million a year and he's still. Floyd Mayweather guy that who worked his. hard out of Grand Rapids come to Vegas. and woo woo move. You ever see those. pictures of like uh like Picasso or like. whatever artist and they're like this is. them in their home studio. >> Yeah. >> Right. Working on their art and it's. just paintings everywhere. They're. somewhere beautiful and they're in this. beautiful house. >> So like Yeah. I think of that when I. think of like, you know, Chappelle, Cat.
Williams, whoever. Cuz they're still. able to to work on their on their jokes, their craft. They're still delivering, but you know, they're they're well off. I know they're so successful, but. they're still like. >> they're still driven. >> Yeah. And I don't like my biggest fear. is and that's why I say every time. somebody hypes me up or says something. like how you introduced me. >> Yeah. >> It's like okay like yeah I got the nice. house now but like but am I still. filling it up with Picassos with. paintings like so it's like it make it. just makes me want to get back to the to. the canvas.
>> You said having nice rims was more. important than moving out of your. parents house. >> Yeah. Hell yeah. >> So the cars that you bought with the the. money. So you only have two cars? Nah, I. got a bunch of cars. >> Damn, you can only drive one. >> That's just the first cars I bought with. Netflix money. >> So So what's. >> How many cars you have? >> Two. >> You can only drive one. >> I mean, I had I got a 12-y old Range. Rover and a 5-year-old BMW. >> Damn. Let me know if everyone sell the. What kind of Beamer you got?
>> I got a uh a 2020. um. >> V12 M. What was that? Like a. >> 760. >> The 760. >> 760. >> Damn. >> Matte red interior. >> Those are a little big for my taste. I. like something a little smaller. Some. you can really take corners. >> No. Just see. There you go. Nah. Nah. But see, big guy. I got to have some. room. I ain't trying to be all. >> n I need to be like. >> So, so what you you got a Ferrari, you. got a Lambo, you got.
>> No, I got real cars, man. What. >> about real cars? >> I like those cars, too. But I got I got. real cars, man. I got a I got a a GTR. R35. I got a 1971 GT-R. I got my Impala. I. got a a 2025 single cab F-150. They call. those the Mexican GTRS. >> Did you always want a pickup truck? Did. you like if I ever get some bread and I. become when I become a adult, I'm going. to get a pickup? >> It wasn't like I dreamed of pickups, but.
it's like come on, man. Everybody needs. a pickup. >> No, they don't. >> Yeah. >> No, I want a pickup. >> What? I don't know. I thought, you know, I did come close. Before I got the BMW, I thought about getting the uh, >> you know, Shelby does a pickup. >> Yeah. Yeah. Go get it. You still should. go get you one. >> Man, I love these trucks. >> I got a I got a 87 C10. >> is is getting worked on right now. We. got so much work between like we're. trying to get this automotive channel to. to keep gaining traction, you know what.
I mean? >> We work on different cars. Right now, me. and my buddy are working on his 240. We. just did a video with our with our buddy. from Houston, Freddy LSX, where we raced. him. We put Nas in the turbo on his. little shitty 240. >> And like a Nissan 240. >> 1989 240. It's a horrible idea he had. >> I used to have a a 300E. >> Oh yeah. >> 1987. Yeah. >> Nice. >> See, it was a TTOP. >> Why'd you get rid of it, >> man? Come on, bro. Those. were the fun. >> I got 40 years old now, bro.
>> You those cars up and don't don't even. blink twice. You know what I mean? Like, >> but it was fun. It was nice, you know. I. had to call it, you know, a little nice. >> But yeah, we've been working on these. cars. So, I'm I'm I'm in the. >> of yours, >> huh? >> That's a passion of yours, working on. cars. >> Yeah, I love cars, man. I love I love. driving them a lot. And so, like, we're. trying to I'm I'm in the habit right now. of just buying stuff that's going to be. good for the channel and that I think is. fun. If I if I think it's fun, I think. it's good for the channel. You know what. I mean? Right. So, like we went on. marketplace and bought this little.
shitty 350Z from a crackhead and. >> now I'm turning into a drift car. I. replace the whole suspension and. >> you just got a bunch of stereotype now. You don't turn bolts up to turn into a. drift car. >> I got Yeah. Like I like But that one's. real drive. You see what I'm saying? So, it's like I I'm in the habit of. buying just more cars that that I that I. think other people. >> can or the the common person can afford. them and maybe do the [ __ ] that I'm. doing. And like I didn't know a lot. about the mechanical side. I used to do.
paint and body, but I didn't really do a. lot of mechanical side. So, I hope that. through watching the channel people can. watch and be like, "Oh [ __ ] I can do. that too at my house.". >> You got a bro. You got a lot of jobs, bro. Man, I just look God blessed me. with a a mind, a working mind and a. working body. So, I want to utilize, man. Like, you ever see something you'll. be like, "Oh, man. I kind of want to try. that.". >> No. >> Nah. >> Nothing ever. Not even yoga. You look. like you do yoga. >> Uh, I used to do yoga. I used to do yoga.
and pilates when I played, but not now. I don't. My my attention span is not. that long. I can't. >> There's never been something that you're. like, I would like to kind of learn. that. Like everything that we want to. learn is learnable. >> Yeah. But if I had learned it now, I. just don't have the patience. So you got. you have to have patience to do stuff. what you're doing. >> Yeah, I think I do have patience. I. don't mind like if I'm 45 and I want to. go learn how to bake or something like I. don't mind being the oldest dude in a. banking class, you know? >> No, I'm I'm going to go to I'm going to. go to the grocery store and go to the. bakery department and and grab that. You.
got your first apartment? >> Oh yeah. Wow. >> How you I mean you you. >> That's the one I got with my uncle. You. >> I didn't put that in the joke. When I. got my first apartment, >> you laced that thing out. That thing was. wall to- wall furniture. You know, you. got a TV. >> My uncle, thankfully, he had furniture. I had a I had a mattress. Now, I had a I. had one of those what do they call the. platform bed. >> Okay. >> You know, lower the ground. Then I had. like uh some dressers. My uncle lived. with me and my grandma when I was a kid.
for like two months. >> And he decked it out. He was there for. two months, but man, he decked it out. and he left some badass furniture. And I. remember when he left, he said, "Anything I leave in this room, you can. have it." So I was like 14 with just. like high-end furniture. That was still. the furniture I had when I when I was 23. and I got the apartment. >> Uh I think I think till this day I've. never even bought furniture. >> Really? you. I know you ain't still got. that furniture that your uncle left. >> N I just let I just let my loved ones.
like they'll be like, "Hey, Mike, my my. my stepmom or like even my son's mom has. helped me out with being like, "Hey, when you're out of town, like do you. want me to get you some furniture? Like. you don't got shit?" And so they they've. >> they hook it up for you. >> Yeah. I was leaving some money and then. when I come back, they done bless me. >> Help me understand this. You live with. your family. >> Mhm. Why do you look so disappointed, Shannon? >> No, because I I just want to know this. >> Where do you live?
>> When you want to bring someone over? >> How did that work? >> I'm on the road, baby. >> So, you don't never when you go home, you don't never see nobody. You just. >> I'm with my son. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I don't I don't really My son's. jealous. He don't like when I I've been. on a few dates back home, but my son. don't like that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I I introduced him to maybe two. girls in his life, >> and he don't like sharing the time, >> right? So, um. >> cuz he gets so few of it with you cuz. you're on the road so much. Do you ever. bring him on the road? >> I've I've taken him on like two road. gigs. >> Yeah. He like it. >> Uh yeah, he likes traveling. He likes.
Denver. He like that it was snowing. >> Yeah. >> So, good luck with that one. Investing. You say you're investing. So, the money. that you're making now with the the. Netflix stuff, you got Hulu. When you. tour, you're investing in your channel. Is that where you put your money? You. you buy property. So, what what's your. investment? What's what's what's the. thing to make sure you see generational. wealth? >> Oh man, I'm not even worried about. generational wealth. >> I got to take care of the next.
generation for. >> you. Your kids is a generation. >> They ain't going to learn how to work. You know what I mean? Why am I going to. leave them rich then? How are they going. to. >> No, I think you you leave them enough. you you leave them enough. to do something but not enough to do. nothing. like, man, I got to leave them. with with as much knowledge as I. possibly can and a little bit of money. to make sure. >> a little bit of money, huh? >> To make sure they don't start off at at. ground zero, maybe I want to leave them. with more valuable knowledge than I do.
with money, man. Right. >> If I leave money to anybody, it's to to. whatever family I have that maybe isn't. able to work or whatever, >> right? >> But that's on them. >> Did you buy that hot toy coin? >> Nah. Hell no. That [ __ ] That [ __ ] sounded so stupid. I don't know who bought, >> but it seemed like everybody else. getting a coin, man, and making bread. off it. >> They was working now or what? >> I don't know. I I didn't Look, you did. you buy Did you uh invest in Bitcoin? >> Hell no. >> I I don't I don't understand digital.
currency. >> I don't understand it either. >> And so I And for me, it doesn't make. sense. I mean, I need to know a little. something about it. And then, you know, you you can't have it. You have to have. the password wrote down somewhere and. you get locked out of your your pocket. I I don't get it. Like everybody's. always looking and my dad's always. talking about that too. It's like you. need to. >> capitalize like on every opportunity. No, you don't. Right. >> Sometime like I make good money. >> Yeah. >> I don't like. >> ain't no sense in chasing it cuz. >> you could be making billions for what? >> Yeah. And I could be losing.
>> Yeah. I could be losing what I have. right now, man. Like I said, my belly is. full, man. I don't. >> You met Kevin H Kevin Hart at the. Netflix party. What was that experience. like with Kev? >> How'd you know about that? That Yeah, that was cool though. He was so nice. Yeah, it was just cool. He looked so. beautiful. No offense to everybody else who was at. that party, but Right. >> The thing I took away the most from that. party. >> was uh and it was during the festival. and. >> every celebrity that I met at that party.
or that I even looked at looked pretty. beat up. >> Yeah. >> Including myself. >> Yeah. And and maybe it was from party, maybe. it was just from working so much. You. know, this is a crazy lifestyle. And. then a lot of the celebrities I met. there, they're way more successful than. I am. I could only imagine the the. stresses and the work that they have, >> right? >> And then and then Dave Chappelle. introduces me to, he's like, Kevin, he's. like, I want you to meet this guy. Then. I look at Kevin Hart and he looks so.
much more beautiful than everybody there. and so much well. >> He ain't got no worry, no stress. No, I. think they injected him with like a like. just nutritions before he walked in. He. just But he was so nice. He was so cool, man. And he was just like, "Hey, man. People speak highly of you." Right. >> I don't know what to say. I was so. nervous. I was like, "Hey, people speak. highly of you, too." Yeah. Kevin Hart, like. >> he got a car collection. >> Yeah. >> Have you heard about his car? Have you. seen it? >> I seen a car that they built for him on. this one YouTube video. >> Oh, you talking about that uh that.
Plymouth that road? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick. right there. No, he got some stuff. better. >> I would like to drive his cars. Kevin. Hart, please invite me over to your. house. >> No, Kev. Kev Kev is a serious car guy. He's a serious car enthusiast. But he. got some stuff. He got like the Grand. National. He has two like Grand. Nationals. Uh he have a cut. He had a. custom cut. He got uh one of those uh uh. from Speed Core. One of them carbon.
fibers. Oh, like a full carbon fiber. car. >> Yeah, man. That thing is fire. >> That's scary right there. He fly. >> Yeah, he got he got he got some stuff. >> We went we went to that uh Speed Vegas. yesterday. >> Yeah, >> that was tight, man. That was my first. time driving on like a circuit track. That's tight. >> I'm going to go see I want to see SEMA. You ever been to SEMA auto show? >> Nah, I went to PRI. >> Yeah, >> it's not as big as SEMA, but it's just. more concentrated on like racing. products only. But I hope I hope I can. get it to SEMA this year because you.
know you got to like work in the car. industry to get in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm try to. >> I hope there's a lot of girls there. >> You smoke with Chappelle? >> Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm not going to. >> He got some good He had some good weed. He had some good stuff. >> I only the weed I didn't even take no. hits of his weed at first cuz I I was. about to go perform, right? >> And I knew he was going to watch so I. didn't want to be too high, right? And. I'm up there in my head too much. >> So I was just like, nah, I would wait. But so when when I met him, I met him I. had two shows that night,
>> right? >> And I met him right before my first show. or right before I went on stage. >> So then I go on stage and he watches a. little bit of the show and then. >> uh in the cuz at the Hollywood Improv, there's another room called the lab. It's a small room. When that comedian in. that room was wrapping up his show, Chappelle just popped in and was like, "Hey, anybody want to stay and hang. out?" Like I'm going just jump on stage, you know, right? And so everybody stays, you know, obviously it's Chappelle. So. when I got off stage for my first show, the manager of the club was like, "Hey,
Chappelle said go in that room now." So. I went over there and I got on stage. with him. >> and I smoked cigarettes with him. I had. never smoked cigarett I had smoked uh. cigarettes before that a couple times. >> Salem business. >> No, I I hadn't smoked enough to even. choose like my own. >> My first HBO appearance got me smoking. cigarettes, >> right? >> But not regularly. Uh, I was just I I. appeared on HBO, but I was still very. local. It didn't take me it didn't. really like take take give me a career. like Right. >> So, I showed up to the next local open.
mic at home after my HBO appearance and. I had a feeling that a lot of the comics. were going to ask me about it and I got. so anxious, so nervous. >> and comedians, a lot of comedians smoke. cigarettes that Yeah. So, I went outside. with the comedians that were smoking. cigarettes and to calm my nerves, I. wouldn't smoke with them. So, I smoked a. couple cigarettes so that when I met. Chappelle, I wasn't just like this my. first time like, you know, >> but yeah, he I I got on stage with him. and uh hell yeah, I was going to smoke. with him, man. >> You meet Chappelle, he give you any.
advice? >> Uh not not like right off the bat. Uh he. did tell me though he was like man. you're like he's like I'm I'm not like. no teacher or nothing like that but if. there's anything you want to talk about. or anything I could show you like just. hit me up. So when I when I closed the. deal with Netflix, I asked him like what. what are the dos and don'ts or like. what's the general direction I should go. in now? And he kind of gave me he sent. me like these like four or five mini.
paragraphs and was like this what you. got to do. >> This is what I recommend you do, you. know. And. >> yeah, I think thanks to that I had a. good Netflix special. >> Is there are there any comedians that. you haven't met that you like to meet? Um, man, I mean, not really. I wish I could. have met Nor McDonald. Rest in peace to. him. I thought he was really funnier. Like, I wish I um. >> I wish I could have met Bernie Mack. >> Mac.
>> Yeah. He has jokes that I think people. would have tried to cancel for cancel. him. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, back way back. when. I mean, him and Prior. A person. like that though, a person that that. will say stuff like that on stage. I. could only imagine what it was like. hanging out with him. Oh, yeah. In. person, you know what I mean? Yeah. >> So, I wish I could have met Bernie Mack, man. >> Oh, okay. Uh, >> sorry. >> Have you ever been starruck by anybody? >> I was pretty starruck when Chappelle. walked in or when I met Kevin Hart, but. at but at the same time like I just, you.
know, I mean, I don't know what it is to. be starruck. I don't know when I'm when. I'm annoying somebody, right? So maybe I. have annoyed somebody like but like I. don't know like I don't I don't like. asking for pictures because I'm like ah. they're probably tired of it. But I I. don't know. I don't know if I've. necessarily been like superstar street. >> Yeah. >> You know Joe Rogan and a lot everybody. that I've had when I talk about Joe. Rogan they talk about from Miss Pat to. all I mean a lot of people talk about. how Rogan helps comedians that's trying.
to come up. Have you ever met Rogan? Yeah, I did his show one time by I I'm. I'm supposed to do a show again. By the. time this comes out, I probably would. have done it already. >> But I'm so nervous on that show. >> I don't know what to talk about on that. Everybody goes on that show has. conspiracy theories up the wazoo. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Or they're just like, you know, really. funny and stuff and I don't know. I. don't know what to talk about on the. show like that. It's too much. Like I'll. go on there. I I'll talk about whatever, but I feel like I'm not giving them good.
conversation. >> Yeah. They they conspiracy. They talk. about the the world is flat. There's, you know, >> and then they got like science on like. why flamingos can actually lift barbells. or something. I don't know what to talk about. I. haven't done my research. >> You said that Adam Sandler um you know, you wanted to be kind of like a a. comedic actor like Adam Sandler. Have. you ever met Adam? >> Once. Yeah. He gave me a hug. I just I. didn't want to let him go.
I love Adam Sanders, you know what I. mean? Like like like anybody else. Like. I grew up watching his movies and I had. a had a general my manager, my agent set. up like general meetings, >> you know, you get to meet with like. production studios and they get to know. you, right? They'll ask you questions. like do do you want to write movies? You. want to write TV shows? You want to act? Like what, you know, cuz that's how they. get to know you and see if they could. ever use you in anything. And. >> they told me they're like, "Yeah, we got. you a meeting with with uh Happy. Madison, so he might be there, he might.
not be." And I'm in this meeting with. these two dudes and it's pretty cool. laid back and all of a sudden he just. opens the door. He's like, "Who's this. guy?" And I was like, "How you doing, Mr. Sandler?" He's like, "My name's. Ralph Barbosa or whatever." And uh they. they were they introduced me to him. They're like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's got. a Netflix special." And he's like, "Oh, congrats to you." He's like, "Is your. family excited for you?" I was like, "Man, some of them some of them don't. understand the word I'm saying like on. stage. Like they don't know what's going. on, >> right?" And uh he was just real cool,
man. He gave me a hug and it was cool as. hell. >> Right. Acting. You have you given up. that? >> Nah. No. No. I had a couple acting. roles. >> Okay. >> I had one on the show Mo. Shout out to. my buddy Mo Emmer. >> Okay. >> I don't know if you've ever seen the. show Mo. That show is like necessary. right now. It's on Netflix. It's. hilarious. >> Okay. >> Uh he he wrote he wrote me in on the. first episode of season two. >> Okay. >> Season one is good. >> Season two, I think, is even better. season two was very necessary, especially with the things that are.
going on now, >> right? >> I think Mo. is crazy that Mo like wrote this with. with his team and to see all the stuff. that that's been going on after he wrote. it. Like it's almost like he was. predicting the future like it just it. just touches on a lot of the stuff that. that's heavy in America right now and. the world maybe. You know what I mean? >> But I was on I was on that show. He. wrote me in that show and I did a. commercial for Verizon where I was doing. it in Spanish, >> right? And they didn't like the way I. spoke Spanish. >> I mean, is is there a way to speak.
Spanish? >> Apparently, I speak like a country type. Spanish. They they say my Spanish is. from North Mexico, which it is. That's. where my family's from is North Mexico. But they were like, "You need to talk. like a neutral Spanish." And they had me. meet with a dialect coach. And I didn't. want to do it, but then they gave me a. lot of money. So, I was like, "All. right.". I was like, "But don't worry, Mexicans. I'll spread this money amongst the. community.". George Lopez went viral. Um, basically. he was I guess they say he was hating on. you because saying that nobody knew you.
get that people from our community when. it should be a positive should be. uplifting. Somebody from the community. got out. Instead, somebody from the community say. something negative. When you heard, I. don't know if you heard it, but I'm sure. if you didn't hear it directly, I'm sure. some family, friends, or loved ones told. you or relay to you what he had said. >> Everybody sent me a video. >> How did it make you feel? >> I didn't care. He's a grown man. He can. say whatever he wants. It's his podcast.
He paid for the equipment. You know what. I mean? Also, like I didn't I didn't I wasn't too hurt. about it because I wasn't like a big. Lopez fan growing up, >> right? >> Some of my friends were into his stand. up, but I didn't. >> I didn't think like I'm not saying he's. not funny, >> right? >> You know, I just wasn't into George. Lopez. So, like, you know, if it had. been Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle was. like, >> but he's Hispanic. He's from the. community. >> It hurts more. I I ain't gonna lie. It. hurts more when somebody from the.
community says something negative about. me, >> I guess. So, I don't know. They just. didn't really hurt too bad, you know? He's a veteran comedian. He could. >> maybe he from South Mexico and you. >> as far as I was concerned. I'm like, "Look, man. I don't like if he wants to. talk [ __ ] what the like him then, you. know?" But he didn't hurt me too bad. And he's a veteran comedian. Like, I. think he's going to go down as one of. the goats. and. he he outranks me. He could say that.
stuff like, you know what I mean? Like, man, I I I I don't know what's going to. happen in the future. Like, I can't just. sit here and be like, "Ah, why you doing. that to me, George?" Like, what? Like, what if when I'm his age, I'm doing the. same thing. I don't know what I'm going. to be like. >> You going to be hating? >> I hate so many people right now. I. might. Nah, I hope not. I hope not. >> But he apolog Did you guys have a. private conversation. >> on the phone? Yeah. He called me and he. apologized. And I told him I didn't even. want him to apologize. I'm like, bro, he. was a.
>> You like, okay. >> But he was like, "No, no, no." He's. like, he's like, "I didn't he he said I. didn't I really didn't know who you. were, right?". >> And uh he's like, "I asked around about. you and people had nice things to say.". So he's like he's like, "My bad, man.". >> Do you believe it's important for the. younger for the older generation to give. guidance or to help if asked? I'm not. saying you have to go out of your way. Let's just say for the sake of argument. in 20 years from now when you're one of. the elder statesmen of the uh the. comedic community, do you think it's. your obligation if people were to reach.
out to Ralph and say, "Hey, Ralph, hey. man, what you think? I don't know if. you've seen uh any of my specials or any. of my performances, but uh if any advice. that you can, you know, partake on me, I. would greatly appreciate it.". >> Yeah, I think that um if anybody ever. wants my two cents, I'm happy to give. them to you. That being said, I think. when you and maybe you know like people. always have to keep in mind that and. especially in comedy, I think in comedy. more than in other industries, when.
somebody gives you advice, you have to know that like it could be. great advice. >> or it could it could be great advice. that work for them and it could work. like nothing for you and yours because. everybody's comedy style is so. different. Mhm. >> My only advice to to somebody who's in. comedy younger than me is like you need. to be very very very introspective. You. need to hear how you sound and know how. you come off, >> you know? >> Yeah. >> But yeah, I think it's important to pass. along whatever you know.
>> What are your thoughts on cancel. culture? Is there a joke that you will. not absolutely will not tell on stage? >> Nah, I don't I don't think my jokes get. that bad. Like if they if you if you're. trying to cancel me, you gotta be like. soft like. >> Yeah. >> Like certified soft, you know what I. mean? For for one of my jokes to make. you want to cancel me. But I don't like. how can you cancel I think to cancel. somebody, they have to like commit a. heinous crime like for them to really. lose all their fans because usually the.
people where they're trying to cancel. somebody is somebody who wasn't even a. fan in the first place. If a man has or. a comedian has a fan base, like they're. going to be fine. You can't cancel him. You're going to make his fans like him. even more. >> Right. Is there Well, okay. Is there a. there is there a joke that you regret. telling? Like, yeah, I probably. shouldn't have told that one or told it. like that. >> No, I don't even remember half the jokes. I tell. >> Good joke. I mean, like, I love like if. I write a good joke, like, yeah, I'm.
proud of it, but at the same time, it's. not like a painting where I'm like, "Oh, no, that was my masterpiece." Like, >> I'm out there saying poop and butt and. >> Yeah. If they like it, they like it. >> They don't. [ __ ] it. >> My comedy ain't for you. >> Yeah. >> The Mexican uh I think his name uh what. was it? OT. >> Oh, Mexican OT. >> Yeah. That that said the N word. >> Mhm. >> Mm-. I mean there ain't no pass. You don't. get to be Oh, bad. You know, I'm cool.
with the homies. No, bro. >> Yeah. I think that uh I mean I can't. speak for Mexican OT, but what I will. say is that I I don't know what it's. like in Georgia, but in Texas a lot of. us were saying it growing up and I think. it wasn't until I started going to open. mics that I realized like I don't think. we're supposed to be saying it. >> Yeah. >> But I I was so enclosed like I was so. >> But you were you saying around blacks or. were you saying it in your community? >> No. Like with black like you think there.
wasn't no black people where I grew up? No, I'm just saying. >> we weren't saying we weren't like saying. it all like like oh I heard this on TV. like let's just say it like it was just. like saying bro or like but once I. started kind of going outside of my own. neighborhood my own like circles then I. started realizing like no you're not. supposed to be like. >> wow I ain't know that. >> Yeah. So that's why like I get I kind of. get where's coming from but at the same. time like. >> yeah I mean I'm not like I said I'm not. going to speak for OT and like be like. he shouldn't have said this shouldn't. have said that.
>> Right. But like I somewhat understand. what he was saying. You know what I. mean? Right. Only because it's like. >> where we're growing up, >> everybody was saying it. Like white. white kids were saying it where I was. growing up with other black kids and. like. >> maybe some of the black kids didn't like. it, but like nobody was saying nothing. Like for the most part the like it was. it was okay, >> right? >> There as kids. Now, as we grew up and. started going into different circles, I. think it was on us to kind of like. >> realize that, yeah, that ain't cool.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm not gonna make a career saying this. on stage. Like, >> joke stealing. Where are you on joke. stealing? >> That's horrible. That's worse. That's. >> cuz it's kind of split. I've heard. people say, "Look, >> look. Mexican saying the N word is just a. little bit worse than. >> so Joe stealing right below Sydney. Because I've heard, you know, different. people say. >> I even be worse. Like at least when you.
say in the end word, you're not stealing. someone's joke. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. No, I think I that idea that that. that's that's. no and all in in in seriousness though. cuz I've heard different comedians say. different like hold on if that's not. your the only joke if or tell better. jokes and then there are some people. like no bro you can't do that. You. cannot you cannot take someone material. and even if you try to dress it up even. if I'm talking about even if I'm talking. about a bird you can't come back and say.
it was a owl even though I was talking. about a eagle and have the same premise. >> I think that. you're going to cross premises no matter. what with people. >> cuz your mind a lot alike. I mean, >> but you like if it's like it can it can. get a little like sketchy where you're. like, "Ah, well, they're similar, but. it's but it's a little different." Like, but if it if it's a little too similar, like just change it. Like, you know, like you brought up the joke I did about. aliens earlier. >> Yeah.
Uh there's a comedian. out of Texas, the local guy, not trying. to down talk like I'm not trying to be. like he's not famous, but there's a. comedian. >> who like. showed me where he was like first he. tried to I think he tried to say I stole. his joke, >> right? >> Cuz the first few words were the same. where we're saying like, "Oh yeah, I. believe in aliens, but like I don't. believe in them.". >> Right? >> But then his joke goes kind of this way. and mine goes that way. But it was. similar enough to where like I never did. the joke again. I took it offline. I'm.
like, you know what? It's too similar, right? >> And I like, >> man, I think I'm creative enough. I. could think of something something else, like whatever, you know? >> But I think that if it's like close. enough, one of y'all has to stop doing. it, >> right? >> If you're a good comedian, you going to. come up with something funnier anyway, like, you know, the next joke. But like, don't. And I think older comics fight. about that more than nowadays, because. now it's like, I post it first, I said. it first.
You know what I mean, >> right? >> Like even cuz how do I know? Like if a. comic in Ohio has a joke similar to. mine, >> right? >> But I never heard his joke or he never. posted a joke and I posted mine. Well, like I I didn't steal it. We we had. similar joke ideas maybe. Right now, if. somebody posted a joke. >> and then I just started doing that joke. word for word, now that's an obvious. steal. That's heinous. Chop his head. off. >> Right. But back in the day, I think. older comedians struggled with that kind.
of stuff more because they used to sell. each other jokes. I don't think people. do that in my generation, right? >> I think that was like an old school. thing. So people could be like, "Hey, you stole that joke for such and such.". And they could be like, "No, I bought. it. >> I bought it.". >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Have you ever had a joke stolen? >> Yeah. Uh but it was like local and it. was like not even a good joke. I don't. even remember how it went, but it's. I I didn't trip. My buddy Wes Corwin. gave me the best advice on that. He's. like, "Man, if they're stealing jokes, they going they're going to run out of.
jokes to steal someday. Like, they going. to burn out.". >> Mhm. >> But if you wrote a good joke, we're. stealing. You got it in you to write. another good joke. >> Mhm. >> Have you write? Do you write for other. comedians? >> Nah, but me and other like if I'm. hanging out with a comedians and they. want to talk shop and be like, "Hey, help me out with this bid. I'm working.". Hell yeah. I'll help them write and they. they'll help me write. Filipe Sparza's. helped me out, right? Like he'll hop on. a phone call with me and help me. >> Who? >> Filipe Sparza. >> Okay. He'll help me like like you know. cut said joking stuff. Yeah.
>> Now that you've made it, how have you. been able to deal with fame? >> I don't think I'm good at whatever level. of fame I have about I mean I don't. know. I I don't like that people opinion. like have opinions on like serious. opinions or like serious accusations on. me and they don't know who I am. They. might have seen me on on a video for 45. seconds, >> right? and they want to comment that. like, "Oh, he probably voted for Trump.". Or, "Oh, he probably voted for Biden.". Like,
>> I didn't vote. >> Okay. >> Which is probably worse. I know both. people hate that. You know what I mean? But I I'd rather go I'd rather get hate. for the truth than get hate for an. assumption. You know what I mean? >> But yeah, like I I just that's the only. part of fame I don't like is when people. just comment uh real serious uh. assumptions or accusations on me and. they don't off of a video, off of one. video. You know what I mean? The two. videos tops like man. >> How has it changed your life? >> I don't when I'm home I don't leave my.
house no more. >> Really? >> Yeah. I don't trust I don't sometime like I. love my fans like I said like they've. given me everything like and and I I. will always love anybody who's helped. but but at the same time man like I've. read so many ignorant ass comments that. sometimes. I'm in I'm in I'm at a Walmart and. somebody will come up to me and be like. hey you that guy and yeah and then. there's a there's a lot it feels even.
though it might be 5 seconds before. their next question. It feels like an. hour before I don't know if they're. going to ask me for a picture or if. they're going to compliment me or. they're going to or when they when they. take long to say the next thing. I'm. like this person has so many questions. they want to ask about so much [ __ ]. I don't want to talk about. >> and I'm like which way like what comment. have you left before bro? And I almost. just want to walk out and be like man. off bro. >> You know what I mean? >> But then like. >> then then other people come up and.
they're just like yo bro I like your. stuff. I'm just like, "Oh, thank God.". Like, it's such a relief for them to. just say something so quick and so nice. and gone and just be gone. Yeah. Cuz. other people I'm like, "What do you want. to talk about, bro?" Like, "What is it. that you really want to say?". >> How is it dating now that you're famous. and you got some bread and people know. you got bread? >> Um, I think some I think there's been like a. couple girls here and there that I'm. like, "Ah, I think they just think I'm. rich or maybe." You know what I mean? Uh-huh. >> Or other girls think they don't trust.
me. They think that I'm not being. genuine. They're like, "Ah, you just. >> you think because. >> you who you are, you know, you probably. say this to other girls." But I also. don't even have the patience for it. Like if they don't they don't believe. me. All right then. >> You've been on some bad dates lately? >> Not really. Haven't really been on any. dates lately. >> What would you consider a bad date? consider a bad day when when I meet a. girl who's just kind of like I don't.
know maybe doesn't take care of her. hygiene or maybe she's just like I've. been on a date I've been on a couple. dates where where the whole time a. girl's like can you do a video for like. my cousin he's a big fan I'm like I'm. trying to eat spaghetti with you. got sauce on my mouth. I'll do the video but I'll never call. him back I'll never call him back on a. Never again. We ain't ever hanging out again.
>> Uh, you're antisocial. >> I I I mean maybe like two of the. >> You're introvert. >> I'm an introvert naturally. If I once I. start getting comfortable with people, I. can come out my shell a lot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But I started off on zero, you know? >> Right. >> So, let me ask you ideal ideal mate, ideal date. What What is What is where. what do you want? an ideal date. >> Yeah. Ideal. >> I don't have expectations like that. I I.
feel like I won't know what the what the. what the what a good date was until. after it's done. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> I don't I don't. >> You don't have You don't have You don't. have a type. You just like go with the. flow, whatever. You know, >> go with the flow. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> One time I heard this on a on an anime. They say you don't know what type of. person you were until right before you. die because you weren't done living. until that point. You know what I mean? So like I don't know what a good day is. until it's done. >> Have you ever had a situation where like.
you said like they ask you to take. videos or say happy and I hate that too. Don't get on FaceTime. Hey, can you can. you say hey to my dad? My dad's a big. Can you can you say my brother like my. bro? >> I almost prefer like I didn't used to. like it. Sometimes they would just run. up to you and they already have. >> Yes. So, I didn't used to like that and. I still kind of don't, don't get me. wrong, but I I actually prefer that as. were to when they come up to you and. they ask you like, "Can you do this?". And then let's say you're like, "Okay, yeah, I'll do it." And they're like, "Okay, let me just call them." And then. they got to unlock their phone and.
they're nervous and they forget their. code. And I'm like, "Bro, I got to go. I. got to do I got to Yes. Yes. Yes. It's. like I'm like, man, >> I don't like I don't hate that. necessarily, but it's just like if. you're going to. >> I mean, if it's if it's not too much. >> Yeah. If you're going to sandbag me, like ambush me with this FaceTime, at. least have the person on there already, bro. Like, we got to keep it moving. >> Guess you'll never go get You never go. to guess who I ran into at them. You. never go guess. Guess who it is. >> And then I'm right there like, "Oh,
>> yeah. Yeah, that's they ran into me.". >> But and then you're not going to tell me. what to say either. I say what I want. It's my conversation. One time this lady pulled up like, "This. is my dad." And I'm like, "Hey, your. daughter's a whore.". [ __ ] you want me to say, man? I don't. know you. You could be a [ __ ] I don't. know you, >> boy. I sure hope you didn't say that. >> But no, you But hey, that you're a. comedian. You can say it. Yeah, I'm not.
>> No, but I'm But look, I I think the the. biggest thing is is that. >> I don't mind. You know, sometimes I'm in. a hurry, but it's like when they come up. and says, "Oh, you going to take this. picture? Oh, you going to do this? What. about what? Whatever. Have an ask. Do. you mind taking a picture with me? >> They'll be like, "Hey, >> do you mind do you mind picture real. quick?". >> Yes. How you going to tell somebody they. are, "Oh, I'm I I got to get I got to. get this picture. >> Here's the one that bothers me. Here's. the one that I that I do hate." Like. this is the one that I'm like, "If you. do this, I do not like you." Is when.
somebody calls me out from like a. distance to be like, "Ralph," and I look. and they go, "Come here. >> Who the are you, bro? I'm in the middle. of a conversation over here with. somebody. You're like, "Come here." Like. like I'm going to be talking with my. friends be like, "Sorry about this guy. Just strangers calling me like the [ __ ]. out of here, bro.". >> Hey, or they call you. Hey, Shannon. Shannon, you Shannon Sharp? I say, "Hey, yo, what's up, man? Are you Shannon?". >> Yes, bro. >> You call my name, I turn around say,
"Yeah, what's up?" And then you get. close to me and say, "You Shannon. Sharp.". >> People forget that you just like another. person, too, bro. Like I I don't like. when people don't believe that I'm like. me, but you asked me. >> Yeah. >> I that happened on Fourth of July. I. went to go buy fireworks and and one of. the dudes at the casual was like, "Bro,". he's like, "You're Ralph, right?" I. said, "Yeah, man." He's like, "Can I get. a picture?" I was like, "Yeah, bro. No. problem." And then his buddy comes up. and he's like, "You're Ralph for real?". I said, "Yeah." He's like, "Don't don't. [ __ ] with me." I'm like, "Okay, I'm.
not." And then he's like, "Nah, but for. real." Like, "Are you Ralph?" I'm like, "Bro, it's not my job to convince you. that I'm rap. Like, if you don't believe. me, I don't care. Like, if you believe. me or not." He's like, "Nah, bro. Like, prove to me you're Ralph." I'm like, "Nah, [ __ ] that. How am I going to prove it, bro? Let me. call my mom. Bring my birth. certificate." Like, if you don't believe. me, what the do I care? >> Hold on. >> You sent girls money on Cash App. >> Have I sent girls money on Cash App?
>> Yeah. >> Nah. Not not like if I recently. >> that's old rout that was broke rout you. owe if that's broke rap how you got. bread to send money on cash. >> was send 20 bucks and think he was doing. something about here some gas money. >> but they they 20 bucks they going to cut. it now cuz they want nail I mean I be. seeing the list like hair is like $400. nails is like $150 and like skin care. like I'm like well damn.
>> I be impressed with girls that do all. that. I'm like, "Did you pay for it all. yourself? That's insane.". But no, I don't mean sending girls no. money on cash. Not unless like if I uh. my last relationship, I might gave her. some money here and there, but. I learned my lesson. >> What' you learn? >> I learned that I'm into girls. who who like to earn their own money. Now, if I was to give them a gift or. something, I feel like they appreciate.
it more because they know. the work that comes behind it. You know. what I mean? >> Yeah. >> But I don't My biggest fear is that I'll. date a girl. >> who is just using me for the money and. then go show off cuz like. >> who who go show off and be like, "Hey, look, he pays for this for me. He pays. for that for me." I don't like that. >> You don't like that, right? >> If I pay for something for somebody, I. want them to really appreciate. >> appreciate it. And it's not for the. world or it's not for everybody. >> And usually the people who appreciate it. are the people who have their own. career, their own job. You know what I. mean?
red flags. What are some of the red. flags? >> They're breathing. >> I hold on. I just want to know. Do you. care to share her name? >> The one that the one that this one that. done the damage that be made you become. so cynical? >> I'm not I don't look man. I'm. exaggerating a lot of the cynical stuff. I'm saying here, but it's like everybody. has red flags. I don't know what are. some like major one. I think maybe some.
of the major red flags is like and look. this sucks to say cuz like if I'm on a. date with a girl and she gives me the. chance to sleep with her on the first. night, I'll probably take it. But that's. probably a red flag, right? >> You know what I mean, >> right? >> But it also doesn't it it might not mean. she's a hoe. Maybe we did just hit it. off that night, right? >> But I'm always going to wonder like she. do this with every guy? Does she sleep. with every first date? How many first. dates has she gone on this month? Yeah. >> What if she's wondering that about you? Does he do this on every date? >> Yeah, I probably got tons of red flags.
>> You get jealous if someone you're seeing. they mention something that they did. with their ex. Well, maybe they went. bowling, maybe they went maybe they went. this or they did that. You get jealous? I don't get jealous, but I I would say. that like if they keep bringing up their. ex, I'mma wonder if they're trying to. get a reaction out of me. >> Yeah.
>> And if they're doing that, I'm like, why? That's another red flag. Why do you. want to get the reaction? >> Right. And why? And if he was so great, why are you here with me now and not. with him? >> Yeah. Go that guy. He sounds amazing. I. I want to meet him. Why? Why? Why? Because you know, but you. know what they're going to say? If I. wanted to be with him, I would be with. him, but I'm here with you. Why are you. so that I mean, why are you so insecure? >> Yeah. Why you bringing up those.
memories? >> You don't see me throwing up my Well, oh, man. We Oh, he used to cook me. breakfast, bring me breakfast in bed. We. used to go watch to the movies. We used. to hold hands walking on the beach. You. don't want to hear that. >> My Yeah. You Oh, God forbid I bring up. my ex on a on a first date. You know. what I mean? your father. You mentioned your father. Obviously, you're very close to your. uncle. What type of father are you to. your son? >> I think uh I'm pretty stern.
I feel like when you have a kid. that it it is now your responsibility to. make sure that this person doesn't go. out into the world and just become a. piece of [ __ ] Mhm. >> So, I want to make sure that I'm raising. a kid who can who can be a good person, who can be a good member of society, who. can be respectful to others and and hold. his own and you know what I mean, responsible, but at the same time, like. I got to let him be a kid. So, I I I I. think I'm the type of father who's.
always in his head, but is I'm trying to. have fun with my son. I want him to have. a childhood. I want him to not worry. about adult problems or like problems. He's six right now, right? Okay. So, I. try to make sure he can live like a. six-year-old, but I also try to stay. stern on him and make sure that he's not. becoming this this spoiled brat who's. who's developing patterns that cuz. sometimes some things is like let him. get away with that he's a kid. But other. things it's like, nah, that's a pattern. worse as he gets older and he'll never. break it. You know what I mean? So, like.
I think I'm pretty stern but fun. >> You found out your ex was pregnant after. you guys broke up. >> I just know who you been. You do talk to. my ex, right? So with. >> when she told you I'm pregnant, did you. think she was telling you that to try to. get back with you? >> No, she was being honest. She and we. were like on and off. >> Mhm. >> We were young. We were like, you know, >> 20, 21. We started dating. We were like. 18, 19. >> Now,
>> that was your wife and you didn't even. know it. We we uh you know we end up getting. pregnant whatever like 20 21. My son was. like yeah I was like 22 when my son was. born you know. So we're just real dumb. real mature real right. >> toxic for each other maybe. Um so I. don't think she she wasn't like oh I'm. going do this to get back with him you. know. It was just it was what it was and. we dealt with it.
>> Right. You put yourself on child. support. >> Yeah, cuz she was being difficult. >> I might have been being difficult with. her, too. I don't know. But she was. being like extra. She was very. emotional. Right. >> Once I had my son, all my decisions were. really about him. And. >> I think a lot of hers were. >> and you try to take the emotion out of. it. Look, I understand that, you know, look, it didn't work out between you and. I and whatever the case may be, but in. the best interest of him, let's try to.
be the best best parents we can be. Although we're not together, but there's. something that's never going to change. You're going to always be his mom. I. will always be his dad. And we're going. to have to live. We're going to be in. each other's life forever. We're we're we're man for a minute I. shoot like a tumor in my head. >> But one thing I kept reminding myself is. that like man, we're on the same team.
>> Yes. >> You know what I mean? >> Yes. >> Which is something I feel like a lot of. people need to remind themselves when. they're struggling. Uh and some people. were like, man, I don't want to pay no. child support because of the money or. whatever. I had no problem putting. myself. I mainly did it because we were. having a lot of conflict over scheduling. and if I was going to take my son or. not, she she didn't want me to like take. him nowhere with her and like so I put. myself on child support to take the. power out of her hands. And it's like I. wanted my I wanted to see my son way.
more than every other weekend. I didn't. want to just stick to that. >> But at least like this it was like. >> you you can't say. >> you can't deny you can't say no. >> Can't deny just because you're mad, >> right? You know what I mean? >> And as far as the money goes, I think. I'm fortunate that my son's mom has. never been irresponsible with money. Whether I gave her, if I gave her $700. and I said, "Spend every dime of this. only on my son, not for you." Like, she'll do that, right? >> And mostly, and a lot of it was out of. spite, too, cuz she was like, "I don't.
want to take your money. I don't want. you got to support me." You hear me? >> Yeah. >> Uh, so like I I never had a problem. paying child support, >> right? How different are you as a dad. than your dad was to you? >> Um. I mean I I don't know. I mean I think. we're different in a lot of ways. My dad. was very stern with. My dad didn't like. no jokes. My dad would pick me up and we go to. like a family party and I would I would.
be my usual self like how I'm at home, say some jokes and my dad would like. raise his hand like he's going to smack. me for like. Everything I said was disrespectful to. my like in my dad's eyes. >> Uhhuh. >> So like uh with my son, I think we joke a little more. >> Mhm. >> I do try to tell him like, "Hey, don't. say stuff like that." You know what I. mean? On on certain subjects, but like I. think for the I think the biggest part. is like I can joke with my son a little. more. >> and like let him know it's okay to like.
>> speak your mind. Whereas with my dad, he's like, "You better not be thinking. like that. You better not be joking like. that." She like, "God damn, I better I. better just be on mute.". >> I read that you're learning. It's not. necessarily your teaching, but you're. learning as your son is learning. >> Yeah, for sure. I don't think anybody. knows how to be a parent, >> right? There ain't no Because it varies. I mean, they everybody write these books. or how to be a parent or being a parent. for dummies or whatever the case may be.
But. >> you got to be adaptable. You you got. >> you got to be a parent. >> Yeah. You just got to do your best. Just. try your best. When my son askked me. questions, why is this? Why is that? I'll I'll I'll answer to the best of my. knowledge. If I don't know, I'll tell my. son, I don't know. Let's Let's find out. >> Right. >> You said that when your son ask you a. question, it's like a new employee. trying to tell a newer employee what to. do. >> Yeah. I'm still figuring it out myself, bro. We'll figure it out together. >> But so when you get it, what do you guys.
like to do together? >> Go to the movies. We go to the movies a. lot or arcades. He loves arcades. >> But my son is is a lot like me in the. fact when I was growing up, when I was. his age, I was he's the same way. He. loves to be on like at home. >> He don't like to go nowhere. Like unless. it's to the movies, right? >> And even at that, he don't likes to go. to the one that's far. He's like, he's. going home that's closed. Get back. >> So like he loves to be at home. He loves. to be in front of the TV. And I watch. whatever he watches or like I make sure.
he watches what I watch. You know what I. mean? Like, >> but he loves to be at home or with the. Hot Wheels. We set up the little Hot. Wheels. We have little competitions on. which one can stay on the track the. longest. >> stuff like that. Like we He's very. homebody. >> Women like men the kids. >> You think so? >> He help you he help you pick up women? >> I think I think when I be like I I don't. really post them now. Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Cuz my biggest. fear is that somebody will say something. ignorant, right? Like like respond. So,
I don't really post, but. >> when you had the movie, just you and him. or y'all going to the arcade? >> Not. >> Yeah, you maybe. I don't know. But like. you before when I used to post them. before I had any fame, I'll post them. >> Yeah. Girls will respond to the story be. like, "Oh, this is so cute." Or like. whatever. Especially if it's like, >> you know, another like a single mom or. something, you know, maybe feel more. comfortable with. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, we ought to get. together, you know, have our kids, have. a play date, >> stuff like that. >> Yeah. >> But I tried that once. My son hated it.
My son hated it. Hated that other kid. I. want I dated a girl for like two months. and she had a kid. Her kid was cool with. her, but like man, my son hated that. >> He would tell me he's like, "But I don't. want to hang out with them.". >> He likes being the only child. >> Yeah. I He has uh two sisters through. his mom. Mom had two more kids after. him. >> And so like he's cool to his sisters, you know, whatever. But like, yeah, he. has a lot of only child syndrome. >> No, it ain't that. It's you. He wants.
all this time to be with you. >> He does. Yeah, he does like. >> That's what that is. Because you said he. doesn't have a problem with his other. siblings, >> but his other siblings are not around. when he's with you. >> Yeah. Well, it's just me and him. >> He good. He He don't He wants your. undivided attention. >> Yeah. Which I love it. I mean, I'm for. >> Good luck getting married, having a. girlfriend, having another kid. Good. luck with that. >> We'll see how it goes. >> Um, are you type 1 diabetic? Yeah. Type.
one. >> When did you realize you have it? >> Uh, I was like six. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> So, you had juvenile diabetes? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Why does it say it like that? Juven. That's not like I was like a bad kid. Like he's diabetic and he don't know how. to act. >> He's diabetic and he steals. >> I guess I guess kid diabetes with So, how have you had I mean, how did that. impact you as a child, >> man? I think that made me feel weird a. lot. You know what I mean? like um I.
didn't want other kids to know or to ask. me about it, >> but they would cuz like. >> every grade. um pretty much 10 minutes before. whatever our lunchtime was, I would have. to go to the nursurse's office to like. check my sugar and take insulin. >> And so kids like I would hate it. I. would be like on edge cuz I would hate. it if I was just anticipating the day. that one of my classmates would be like, "Why you leave early?" [ __ ] I have to. tell them now. >> But for the most part, they they would.
be like, "Oh, okay." And then, you know, they wouldn't really ask too much about. it. >> But yeah, I definitely felt like a. little little weird in some classes. As. I got older, I got over it. You know. what I mean? >> The um were there certain things that. you couldn't eat because it it would it. would drop your insulin level or it. would spike it? >> It would spike it. You know, I had to. learn to like I had to be very. like I have to know my body and how it. reacts and stuff. I have to feel a lot. Like I could feel it when my sugar's.
getting low. I can feel it when it's. getting high. Some diabetics can't feel. it, >> right? >> And some can. Like I'm very sensitive to. it. So like. >> um yeah, there there'll be times where. we're at school and like they're doing a. pizza party with snacks and cupcakes and. everything and they'll be like, "Why. aren't you eating a cupcake?" And I'll. be like, "Oh, I just don't want one.". >> And you really want one? >> Yeah. Or there'll be other times where. I'm eating one and one of the kids that. already knows I'm diabetic, he's just. looking out for me. But now he put me on. the spot. He's like, "You can't eat. that. Don't let him eat that." Like, I. was like, "Bitch, let me get away with a.
cupcake.". >> So you have So you have one of those. those things on that you check with your. phone. You check it all the time. >> No, I'm trying to get one, but I got. this shitty insurance right now. I can't. even get the damn appointment with the. doctor. But. >> right anyway, I'm working on that right. now. So, but I'm trying to think uh um is. there a lot of uh sweets in a in a. Hispanic diet, >> man. Uh there's a lot of lard and flour. and milk and.
>> Oh, so I I was thinking like. >> Hispanic diet is designed to give you. high blood sugar and high blood. pressure. >> But does anybody else have diabetes in. your family? >> Um. so it's kind of a funny story. So my. grandpa was a old school type man and. what that means is you know he used to. cheat on my grandma and a lot and so. okay. >> I have a uncle. >> that my mom found I think on Facebook. maybe so it's like her.
>> what do what do they call it is strange. brother like. >> yes. >> he was raised by his mom right. >> my grandpa side chick. >> so that uncle was the only other. relative with diabetes my mom has it now. but she didn't get it till like. adulthood And I think my uncle did too, but like. >> I was the only one there. Everybody was. like, "How did he get diabetes?" He's. like, "No, there's no family history of. it." And then we found out that it's on. my grandpa's side. We found out through. his. >> bastard children. Uh you mentioned your one of your.
friends, Kim Flores. He died at age of. 28 of cardiac arrest. >> Mhm. >> When you received that call, >> was horrible. >> 28. >> 28. We're the same age. Me, Ken, and. Renee. >> Okay. We're I mean there was I feel like. there was something special about the. three of us. >> just because we were three. Hispanic comedians the exact same age. all three born in 96. >> Ken was from Chicago. and then later on moved to Aurora. So.
he's from Chicago area. >> You moved to Aurora, Colorado. >> Ken did. Yeah. Okay. >> Ken moved there when he was a kid from. Chicago. Okay. >> Which is I mean it's basically the same. Maybe not to them, you know, but. >> for outsiders, I'm like, it's all. Chicago. >> Yeah. Right. >> Uh Renee being from California, from. like LA area, me being from Texas, >> even though we're from three different. parts of the map, >> I felt like we all come from like this. similar background. >> We all grew up Mexican as hell,
>> right? you know, probably crazy ass. families, maybe a little traumatic, but. we all grew up with the same dream and. we started popping off around the same. time. And so I feel like that really. brought us closer together. >> Um, so yeah, it sucked, man. When I got. that call, I was immediately worried. about Renee cuz Renee and Ken were super. super close, right? >> Touring together all the time. >> And uh, I was on Alcatraz. I went on. that tour. I had been on. >> Alcatraz Island, the one in San. Francisco.
>> Yeah, >> I love going to San Francisco. Shout out. to. >> Oh, I thought you was I thought you was. talking about the the immigration thing. that they're talking about now. >> No, no, that wasn't a thing yet. >> Yeah. I was like, >> how did you get on that? >> This was back in January. and I had just did a set with Renee and. Ken like not even a whole week before. >> Mhm. >> Me and Renee and Ken were working on a. tour together. we're we're working all. the details to tour together. and they they you know our our agents.
our managers. routed this they had this whole route. the schedule all the details all the. commissions everything right and the day. that we're supposed to like sign off. like the three of us each put our. signature on there. >> the tour is set. >> uh was the day. that We heard Ken. >> pass and it sucked. I remember I was in. San Francisco.
and I got and I'm and I got off this. Zoom meeting with some people from FX. because they saw me. They came to my. show in LA. I did a pop-up show in LA. >> I I had just filmed the Hulu special. I. filmed the Hulu special. >> The next day I go to LA just to hang out. and start working on new material. Mhm. >> And I and I booked this show right there. in LA and Renee comes and he brings Ken. and I'm like, "Hey," I told both of. them. I was like, "I'm going to go on. stage for like 10 15 minutes and then.
I'm going to bring y'all on stage, >> right?". >> And they're like, "Nah, no. It's your. show, bro. We just came to support and. hang out." And I was like, "Nah, that. y'all are here. Like, >> y'all have to like y'all have no option, >> right?". >> So, we go on stage. We end up doing like. an hour and a half getting drunk on. stage and. >> bullshitting with the audience. You know. what I mean? And and there's a moment. it's like it was like something out of a. movie how everything's so dramatic cuz. there's like a moment we're on stage and. me and Rene are talking about how much.
we love Ken and we're sandwiching him. We're hugging him like. >> you know and. uh a few days later I'm in San Francisco. and I have and FX the people from FX the. executives were at that show. I forgot. they were at that show. I'm like man. they heard us say so much stupid on. there. >> I was like probably didn't even like it. So, a few days later, I'm in San. Francisco. and we're in this email talking about. how like, hey, like we need y'all to.
sign off on the tour days like as soon. as if y'all like it. Because me, Ken, and Renee agreed that like nothing. can be. like nothing can move forward until the. three of us talk and agree on it, >> right? >> So, they're like, "Hey, did y'all talk. about it yet? Do y'all like it?" I'm. like, "Ah, I talked to Renee, but I. didn't talked to Kane yet. I'm going to. talk to him later today." Like, >> okay, >> we'll see, you know? So I I write back that email like, "Yeah, I'm going to talk to them. I. don't worry about it." Then I hop on. this Zoom call with the people from FX.
and they're like, "Man, they're like, you know, they start off with the basic. conversation. How'd you get into comedy? Do you want to write?" Whatever. And. then they kind of switch gears and. they're like, "Hey." They're like, "You. and Renee and Ken on stage. Like that. was really funny. Like that was. hilarious.". >> They're like, "Do you guys want to work. more together? Like what do y'all got. planned?" And I'm like, "Man, we're. about to go on tour together, right? Like, we're about to sign off on that. [ __ ] We're about to go on tour. together." They're like, "Would you ever. want to make a movie? Write a show." And. you know, when a when a comedian has his. own show, it takes a lot of work. It's a.
lot of writing. It's months and years of. writing. >> and yeses and nos here and there. You. know what I mean? And that I remember. that lady straight up, >> she hadn't cussed the whole Zoom call. I. I was afraid to cuss cuz, you know, so. like. >> professional. Yeah. >> But she started cussing. She was like, "Yo, we're funny." And she was like, "If. y'all ever wanted to make a show, y'all. just write it. I'mma make that [ __ ]. happen, >> right?". >> And I was like, "Damn." Like, I had no. interest in writing a show, but I know. Renee likes that stuff. And. >> I was like, "I'm going to tell them like. maybe they'll want to do that [ __ ].
We'll see.". >> And so I'm like, "Yeah, I'm going to. talk to them later today." I was like, "Today we have a meeting." So like, I'm. going talk to them. >> And yeah, man. I go I to kill time, I go. do that Alcatraz tour later that day. >> I always like that tour. I've been on it. like three times. >> Okay. And I get the call as the tour's over. like I'm waiting for the boat to come. back to take it back and I get the call. about Ken and. >> man it felt like that boat was never. going to arrive. Like I just felt like. I'm sitting on this stupid ass island. Like I don't even want to be there but I. also don't even know where to be. Like I.
don't know what to do. And yeah, like. I'm not making none of this up. This is. like it sounds dramatic as but I. remember just sitting on that boat on. the way back to San Francisco and I see. these three sea like seagulls flying. following the boat and then one of them. just goes off and then two go this way. and that [ __ ] just made me burst into. tears man like. >> damn but Ken was so cool and so funny. like I have to remember and I know Renee. feels the same way and like I have to.
even though we're sad he's gone I have. to just focus on the time we did get. with him and like be grateful for what. we had with him, >> right? >> You know. >> Mhm. >> And his parents are so cool. I met his. parents. I didn't meet his parents till. after he passed away, but they're very. positive. And his mom was always. smiling. His mom came out on stage and. just. >> awesome. >> She man, she was so cool. His family is. so cool. Everybody that I've met that. was a part of his team was just he had. he had the best people around him.
>> Transitioning. >> Talk about hookers. No, don't don't the. relationship between your community and. my community. >> There seems to be differing of opinions. Some says it's it's okay, some says it's. not. Uh we see right now what's going on. with the the the mass deportation and. it's like, uh, well, we need our our. black brothers, which is people that. look like me, um, to be supported.
>> I think that's up to each individual on. their own. Uh. me, this is my personal opinion. I'm not. saying like this is how people need to. think or nothing like that. Personally, I feel like, >> and again, I cannot emphasize this. enough. This isn't this is an opinion of. a comedian who makes. stupid lord. >> juvenile diabetes jokes. >> Don't take me too serious. I y'all be. crucifying me for my stupid ass little. opinions. I don't think that just just because.
you're of a color, you're obligated to. support one person or another. I I've. met black Republicans. I've met black. liberals like where support who you want. to support. You know what I mean? Um I. remember like when the Black Lives. Matter protest was going on, >> it's like if you kind of stayed silent, it kind of it kind of looked bad, you. know? It sucked. You know what I mean? like not that I was out there. protesting, but I do feel I knew I know.
who I was in support of and like what I. was doing to support, you know what I. mean? But now that now that it's like. this, it's like, well, I don't think. because you're black, we we need you to. support. But I think, hey, if you really. are a supporter of like what's going on. with with like us in our situation, like. whether you're black, Chinese, whatever, like white people, like I I I. like to see it. I appreciate it from. when I when I see it, but I I do think.
it's a little like when I see like black. people be like, "Man, deport him." I'm. just like, "Damn, bro.". >> Well, I mean, the thing is. >> like that. >> I I I think now I look at it like this. You got what you voted for. If somebody. tells you this is what I'm going to do, you can't be surprised when they do what. they said. They ran on that. >> Yeah. And I'm not gonna sit here and be. mad at like a [ __ ] a black person who's. supporting Trump because it's like I'm. not gonna sit here and be like, "Bro, but you're black. You got to understand.
me." Like, no. Like I got I don't. there's Mexican like you've seen it. especially in Texas. There's so many. Mexican Trump supporters and that that. really has my mind. >> bogging like you know what he's like. said he's going to do it is going to. break up families and X Y and Z. >> Yeah, bro. Like and and I don't like I. mean my main I don't care like I was. saying like I don't care if you I don't. care what race you are. Support who you. want to support. Absolutely. >> The only one that that does like confuse. me is when when Mexicans are so hard on.
the border laws like bro like. we we didn't get here 400 years ago, >> right? A lot of a lot of our people are. are just immigrated here. Like you've. been here like a generation and you. already want to close the borders. Like, bro, that's like if you just walked in. the club and you're like, "Y'all should. close now." Right. >> I'm here. >> Yeah. Well, that's what has to happen. Well, I'm up here. So, I take I'll pull. the ladder out the way. >> But that way you Hey, I I'm here.
>> What makes you so special, bro? >> I see. I I get what you're saying. I. totally understand. I totally. >> That's the That's why with Mexicans when. they go super Republican, that's why I'm. like that's the only time I'm confused. everybody else. I'm like, "All right, do. you. I'm sure you have your reason. >> I get what you're saying. >> What can they expect on the Hulu. special?". >> Uh, a whole lot of tom foolery. Um, just jokes, personal stories, some. observations, some opinions. >> I think you can expect to laugh, >> right?
>> I think you can expect to laugh. My my. Netflix special, >> Nate Bargoti gave me some good advice. He's like, "Hey, put all your best jokes. out there.". >> Mhm. >> And the pressure to need more jokes is. going to make you write more jokes. So, that's that's what I did on my Netflix. That's what I did on my Hulu. Personally, I might catch some backlash for saying. this. I think I think I like the jokes. on my Hulu one better. >> Really? >> Yeah. Cuz my Netflix one, I was still so.
nervous. >> I was still getting used to having a. following. >> Mhm. my Hulu one. I feel like I got to. go back to just being my normal self, >> right? >> I was like the person who I am. >> It took me a while to like be. comfortable being that on camera. >> So, when I got on Netflix, I'm like, "Oh, I want to show them this cuz I I. want them to know I'm this or I don't. want them to know I'm that.". >> Right. >> On Hulu, I'm like, "Look, bro. This is. just me." Like, >> this is who you what you see is what you.
get. >> What you see. all like my Hulu special. I I'm a little more comfortable with it. >> Right. >> I don't know how y'all going to respond. to it. I think. >> it's going to be good. >> It's better than my first one. >> Wow. >> So, I hope y'all enjoy it. >> Why do you want to be buried in pajamas? >> Cuz I never I never walked around in. suits that. I mean, what about you know cons, you. know, black jeans. >> and a tea? >> I don't know. My biggest fear is that. the afterlife you have to wear the.
clothes you were buried in whether I'm. in like heaven or hell. I just want to. be comfortable. >> You also said babies should be uh made. to wear suits at the beginning because. >> first impression. >> first impression is everything. >> Yeah. >> Well, I mean little like if I go to the. hospital to see your newborn baby, it. needs to be an impressive baby. >> So you need a little little a little. double breasted suit, you Welcome to the. world, kid. You start earning your keep.
>> Oh man. Ralph Barbosa. Thank you, bro. Appreciate you, man. >> Thank you for having me. >> You have big hands. >> Yeah, we catch footballs. >> All my life been grinding all my life. Sacrifice, hustle, paid the price, want. a slice, got to roll the dice. That's. why all my life I've been grinding all. my life. All my life been grinding all. my life. Sacrifice hustle paid the price. a slice to roll a dice. That's why all.
my life I've been grinding all my life. [Music].
