Kam Patterson on Kevin Hart, Kill Tony, SNL, Tony Hinchcliffe, Roasting & Megan Thee Stallion
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but he's still just a jet from Florida. There he is. Cam Patterson. >> What's up? What? What's up, bro? How you. doing, man? Good. Good. >> Congrats on everything, bro. >> Thank you, man. >> Make me feel good, man. >> You Hey, all that all, bro. You just. turned 21. You want to. >> No, I'm I'm I'm 27. I'm grown. I'M. GROWN. I JUST LOOK YOUNG. HELL YEAH. >> You just look like that. >> I look younger. Hell. I'm 27. >> What? Well, hold on now. Wait a minute. Go ahead. It's early as hell. You know. that, right? >> No. No. Cuz it's it's like 5:00. somewhere. >> That's what alcoholics say. [laughter].
We just going to get a little we just. get a little tip. Hey, look. This a. little tip. Okay. Okay. Okay. Talk to me. >> There you go. >> See, that ain't even That ain't nothing. to you. [laughter]. You You a big guy. I'm a little I'm a. little dude now. Don't forget that. Yeah. Okay. [laughter]. Congrats on the new movie with Kevin. Hart coming out on Netflix 72 hours. >> What was the process? Tell me tell me. the steps in which you know you got you. get the call from Kev or Kev's people. like hey bro we want you to be in this.
movie with us and you like. this really Kevin Hart this really Kevin. Hart people y'all for real? >> No it was a the thing what happened I. got I got an audition for it at first. I. did an audition and then I went to uh. >> I went to uh LA to do the audition. >> Okay. >> And then I was on the road. I went back. on the road. I had to go to Portland the. next day. I got a car back to go do the. uh the screen test with Kevin. So, I had. to leave the road. >> for a day, go to LA, >> and then get to the uh I get to the. hotel. >> It's I mean real celebrities, real stars. in the waiting room. You know what I'm.
saying? Like waiting to do the first of. all, when I get there, I'm thinking to. myself, "Oh, these real actors.". >> Yeah. >> I ain't this ain't for me. [laughter]. >> I ain't going to get in that like this. You feel what I'm saying? And I'm the. funny thing is like I mean I'm in that. like real celebrities like I mean I. would say like Dusk was there and then. and then um then a couple of people was. there. I remember everybody was coming. up to Drew saying what's up to him and. stuff and everybody was coming to other. people saying what's up to them. >> Ain't nobody say nothing to you. >> One dude came up and I was like hell. yeah finally. Like somebody finally. recognized me and he was like hey bro.
you know where the bathroom is. [laughter]. >> And I said god damn bro. But then we uh. I go into the thing and then you know I. do the screen test with Kevin and it's. like that's a dream come true like to be. as a comic. I mean that's a. >> everybody ask me all the time like who. would you want to work with and like. your life and I said Kevin from the from. the very beginning and to be able to. knock it out in the first movie is like. a true. >> Was this your first was this your first. screen test? Was this your first read? >> That was my uh I did one screen test.
with I did I did a screen test with uh. Marcelo at first. Okay. And then that. was that went that went decent. But then. I realized like. >> everybody in I'm telling you everybody. there was like real actors dog. Like. they really knew what they was doing. And so I ain't never really like. >> I do stand up like for real. >> but I ain't never get into acting but. back then. So I was just so like. >> so like just lost for real. >> You feel me? [laughter]. >> Yes. So what was your number one memory? Okay. You get you you do the uh screen. test with Kev and so now they call you. back and say you got the part.
>> Yeah. So, what was what was that what. was that moment like? You like, damn, I'm just a stand up. I mean, I've been. doing stand up and now I'm about to do a. a for real for real movie. I remember I called my pops. I told him. about it and then I called my mom and. stuff. I mean, it was like it was. surreal, but also like, man, you know, you put in the work and it's like, you. know, this we working for, you feel me? >> And so, it got to a point where it's. like, now it's just. >> time to just keep going. >> It's it's just. >> now we just now we starting for real. Like, now that now we really getting. started, >> you know? So when you started when you.
started and and and we're going to get. to your standup career, but when you. started was that the natural transition. because you see so many you see Eddie. Murphy, you see Richard Crow, you see so. many of these you uh. >> who else has done it said the. entertainer, you see Mike Els, you see. so many take that step, they start on. the stage and the next thing they just a. smooth transition. Uh the weigh-ins, you. see them, they either do TV or they go. straight to movies. Was that always your. ambition? >> That was the player from the jump. Okay, that was the plan. But I just when it. when it started to happen it was like I.
mean you know I think I think I I just. thank God for the opportunity to be like. cuz it was just so such a smooth. transition you feel me and then. everybody I was around during that movie. was just. >> I mean. >> straight up everybody was just like hey. >> it was like it was like summer camp for. a summer dog. I'm with myself Hernandez. with my dog now with Ben Marshall like. you know what I'm saying also on SNL. with me and Kuma good Jr. Mason Good Jr. Yeah. Mason Gooden. >> You got a kissing scene in this. So how. so how do you rehearse for a kissing. scene? Oh, it was weird, bro. Cuz you. got they got like they got like an.
intimacy intimacy uh coordinator. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Make sure you don't you don't want. >> What kind of job What kind of job is. that? How should you get a job like that. where it's like you just going to be. kissing hoes all day? How you get a job. to teach people how to kiss? That's That. was weird. >> Well, you can't open your mouth too. wide, right? >> I mean, they tongue. >> They ain't say NONE OF THAT. >> DAMN. >> THEY AIN'T TELL ME NONE OF THAT. They. were like, "Go ahead, hang out. Have a. good time." At one point, you know, the. girl, if you could see, she had like a. her was fat as Damn. She was. >> You ain't supposed to be observing all. that. >> I I couldn't miss it. >> It was hard to miss. So I'm sitting.
there and it's like she just I mean and. so I'm trying to like I was trying to I. was trying to hold it politely. You feel. me? I got sisters. I got a mama and. [ __ ] So I'm trying you feel me? I'm. trying to hold it like with some respect. and they were like no grab it like get. in there. Get it. >> You said you for real. >> That what they told me. And I'm sitting. there like this feel like a this feel. like a setup. >> Set up. Yeah. Yeah. >> It feel like y'all setting me up, bro. I. don't know. I don't I don't like how. this is feeling right now. >> You jump on the phone and call your. agent. They say they want me to really. grab her butt like that. >> They was all looking at me like, "No, go.
ahead. Like, get in there." I was like, "You like, go ahead, hang out." I was. like, "This is the best day of my life.". [laughter]. >> What? She said, "Great day. Hang out.". >> Okay, then we acting. We acting. >> So, I was acting. I don't know if my. dick knew WE WAS ACTING, BUT I WAS I was. acting. I'll tell you that. But. [laughter] I was having a good time. I. was acting. Me personally, my brain. can't pattern was acting. My penis, that. [ __ ] like what's going on? It's about. to go down. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WHAT WHAT'S. THE PLAY, MAN? [laughter].
>> So So did you read Kevin's book? >> I I did. I read Well, I read the audio. book. That count. >> that count of you? Yeah, >> for sure. Read in the very beginning. when I when I first started, >> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So what was it like working with K? >> He was the best, bro. I mean, he gave so. much like good advice, dog. But I think. the best thing he did for me was just. being able to watch him like his just. him move like his I mean he's just uh I. mean. >> it's amazing how they turn it off and. turn it on ain't it? >> Not even he just he just he a workhorse. bro. >> Oh yeah. He go all the time. >> Like you meet somebody like that and. it's just like you see why he's been.
doing what he's doing for so long. >> Cuz he just I mean I mean he'd be on the. phone talking about something at one. point and then we'll get right into the. scene. Kev got like like monologues like. long like long parts where he's talking. >> and right look at it one time and go. straight into it and that [ __ ] like it. blew my mind every time dog like it was. >> yeah being able to watch him like. working his work ethic bro it truly like. inspired me just to go like order. >> yeah I did a I did a commercial with. Martin Lawrence and to watch him he's. all quiet he's not saying anything he's.
just chill she he and and the uh uh. director say action and then he go. >> I'm like Bro, and you know me, I'm I'm. waiting till the very last minute. I'm. looking over my line, waiting till the. very last [laughter] time trying to be. with. >> Hold on. HOLD ON, MAN. DAMN. I DON'T DO. this for real. >> And then I go and he's just like he just. like just chill. I mean, he's so calm. and the next thing you know, boom. >> Yeah. Right into it. >> Yeah. I'm trying I'm trying to get like. that cuz me, I'm just I'm a goddamn I'm. a jitter. I just be I like to move.
>> Yeah. Because that I mean, were you like. that when you first got into standup? Were you nervous the first time you went. on stage? >> No, but I've been a problem my whole. life. So it's like I've been talking to. people that for forever. You feel what. I'm saying? So I wasn't I wouldn't say. nervous, >> right? Mike is in that movie also. >> Yeah. Yeah. He was great. >> But you know, Mike and Kev is it you. know what and and and and I know you. probably saw when they had the rose for. Kev and and and um Cat came out and it. seems like Kevin is making peace with. everybody that he may or may not have. had beef with in the past because Kevin. and and and Mike has had some things.
going back and forth. Obviously, we know. it's very publicized that Kevin and Cat. and uh it seems to me that I can see in. the very near future that Kevin Cat is. going to do something together. Yeah. What was it like? What was it like to. see those two guys? Because you know uh. uh uh Mike Els is man. >> But he funny as hell, dog. >> All the time. But he's really like that. for in real life. >> From the jump like at all at all times. of the day and just on camera. That. [ __ ] just hilarious, bro. >> He just funny as [ __ ] It's a scorching. sports summer and you can make all your. picks on prize picks. The WNBA and.
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these young guys come in now and it. seems like overnight even though it's. not overnight. It seems like it's. overnight to them considering the path. that they had to go and now you see a. lot of these guys reaching out to you. guys and showing you guys love. >> I mean that [ __ ] mean the world to me, bro. I mean because it's like I mean we. I think. >> I mean I am in a new generation of. standup so it's like it's a dope thing. for everybody I looked up to like my. whole life to like you know to embrace. it. >> I feel like I mean that's when you know. you doing something right when the.
people you looked up to. >> is been like yeah welcome to the party. right you feel what I'm saying? So that. mean the world to me. >> because you know sometimes they say you. don't really want to meet your heroes. because it's not like you're what you. have you how you perceive them and then. come to find out they're really not like. that and then it leaves a sour taste in. your mouth. But it seems to me that a. lot of people that you looked up to that. you've had an opportunity to meet. they've given you and shown you love. >> They the exact same person that I. expected them to be which is I I thank. God it's a blessing. That's what I'm. saying. >> Uh Tiana Taylor is in the movie. Yeah.
>> How was it working with Tiana? >> She was the I worked with her on SNL. too. She was like, she was great. We we. we did a couple scenes during the movie, but not not too much. But uh but during. even SNL, she was she was cool as hell. >> She was the one you were kissing on, was. it? >> Nah, I wish. >> Come on, man. What? I can't say that. >> No. No. >> I can't say that. >> You can say that. Take it out. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] If I can't say take it out. I. mean, yeah. She she I remember why I. remember she was doing the uh we did the. scene. We did uh we did a mouse camera. roll on my dog. My dog Ben Tommy Root. and um it was the funniest [ __ ] cuz I. was I get nervous. Not nervous, but just. like I get I get I sweat. You know what.
I'm saying? She's so pretty. I'm sitting. there just sweating my ass off trying to. figure out like. >> you can't you can't do that though. >> I How you going to tell my body that, [ __ ] [laughter]. Tell my face that. I be I would try not. to. >> So you you just got to Hey, be in there. be straight like. >> hey [ __ ] I would I I was sitting there. like. >> but she's she's she's very easy on the. eyes now. You know what I'm saying? Come. on. I was nervous. I was just excited. >> Is she underrated funny? >> She hilarious. But I mean you know. >> Yeah. >> You know she from New York. >> But you know what? You looking at her. Everything she said you thought was. funny. You was laughing. You thought. that was your way in. She said good.
morning. [screaming]. Good morning. HOW COULD YOU SAY. SOMETHING LIKE THAT? THAT'S FUNNY as. hell. Good morning is great. [laughter]. It's a great morning. Yes. Did you watch. the Kmart Hard Roast? >> I seen it. >> What' you think? >> I liked it. It was good. You know what. I'm saying? But I ain't no big I ain't I. ain't I ain't really big on roast for. real. >> You ain't really really. >> cuz you didn't really grow up on roast. Roast was like a a or 70s or late late. 60s7s ' 80s. They kind of got away from. the roast because they used to say, "Oo, >> some crazy [ __ ].
>> They used to say some crazy crazy and. they and it's kind of like if you notice. the last two roasts that I've actually. seen, the uh the Tom Brady roast and the. Kevin Hart roast, they kind of creeping. back towards that line that people had. gotten away from. >> That's kind of the point of supposed to. say, you know, saying the widest [ __ ]. you can say about another person. But I. see that's why I don't I don't. particularly do roast cuz I don't I. ain't like to roast in school, right? >> Say something bad about me. I want to. fight you and your mama and your daddy. and everybody you know. You know what. I'm saying? I've never been a I've never. been a less. >> a you ain't no Jonesy type of guy. >> I don't do none of that. I was never.
good at that. I was always getting in. fights for [ __ ] like that. I can't I. just can't I can't take it. >> Do you think some of the uh you was like. okay you're supposed to say you're. supposed to go uh and I think some. somebody was telling me like you know. the jokes we like oo that was that was. >> and and I guess that's the way a roast. is supposed to be. >> And it just I think it's comedy in. general. Sometimes you got to th to that. line. You feel what I'm saying? You got. to try to hit that line and sometimes. you go over sometimes you hit it right. on the nail head. You feel what I'm. saying? Right. >> It just that's that's comedy, >> right? Uh Kill Tony work. You came from.
Kill Tony. So, how was that experience. on that show? >> [ __ ] changed my life. I went there one. time. I said I like I talk about like. rocks and then everything like changed. for me. It was. >> It was dope too cuz like going to. Austin, I was there for I want to say. two years and I went there two years in. the standup and then everything happened. like. >> two years in. So Kill Tony was so dope. cuz it just made me like have to get. better faster. >> when it came to comedy. But I was in the. right place for a new comedy to figure. that out. You know what I'm saying?
>> Right, man. That What do people get. wrong about Tony Hinchcliffe? >> I mean, you just got to know the guy. I. know the guy. Like I know him for real. You feel me? That's like he helped. change my life. So I I know him. I think. just like the person he give off as a. person, >> like as a stand up, you know, that's. what he want to give. You feel me? But. in reality, he's a he a good guy. >> Real good. >> You feel me? because you know some of. the things I mean he said the thing I. guess he said something about Puerto. Ricans once and he said something about. I think it really and especially the. George Floyd situation and I think I. think people like come on now bro.
>> cuz and sometimes you know uh Cam you. can disguise you can disguise you know. >> truth disguise jokes. >> about how you really feel but oh man. that's just a joke man you know I'm just. playing just joking nah bro that wasn't. I I ain't really like that and I think. that's what some of the people I think. >> some of the people perceive him as that. >> yeah you Got to know the guy though. It's like, you know, everybody got that. friend that people might be like, "Man, I got an asshole." But you know him. like, "Nigga.". >> Yeah. You know, he ain't no bad person. You feel what I'm saying? He a good. dude. My brother change my life. >> Would you ever like to roast Kevin?
>> N if they call if they call you say, "Look here, man. We got We got a couple. of lines written. We want you to get up. there. >> Go for it.". >> Yeah. >> I mean, if it f I try something, but I'm. I'm telling cuz the thing about the. roasting, you got to let somebody roast. you back. >> Yeah. >> That's the problem. If I can roast, I. can just get the [ __ ] out of it. I'm. cool with that. [laughter]. >> I'm fine. If I can hit you, I can leave. >> You want to throw the rock at me. >> I'm I'm SL. I CAN THROW THE STONE AND. GET THE [ __ ] OUT THE WAY. I'M GOOD. I'm. chilling. If you got to hit me back, I. don't want to be there. >> I'm good. I'm I'm off that. >> So, you could never you could never let. anybody just roast you. So, you could.
you couldn't let nobody they bring 20. comedians and all them go down. [laughter]. Just just rattle them off at you. >> It's going to sound just like that when. they done. I don't want to hit on [ __ ] like that. I'm chilling. [laughter] I'm good. I'm. chilling. I'm finding they digging deep. >> Yeah. They going to find everything and. and you know obviously you know Kev's. like, "Okay, leave my kids out of here.". I mean Tom said leave his kid, but. everything else was fair game. >> Yeah. >> So you just got to tell them what to. leave out. >> No, cuz I might forget something. [laughter]. >> And I feel bad for them.
>> You see what I'm saying? They might hit. I know. I was mad about that. For real. [clears throat]. >> I I think the biggest thing was the. George Floyd joke. >> Yeah. >> Um and you understand everybody saw the. pageant and it was, you know, someone. losing their life right there in front. of you. got an opportunity to see a man. take his last breath on camera and and. and Tony told that joke. But you but you. said it's funny that you say that. because I think a lot of things you know. what it is if you notice about the uh uh. President Trump. >> people that's know President Trump they. swear by him and people that's not.
familiar like come on man how y'all how. you know cuz before he ran for politics. he was the most wrapped about person. Yeah, >> that I everybody talk about I want to be. like Donald Trump of the ghetto. I'm. Donald Trump this. I'm Donald Trump. that. And then soon as he became. political like yeah. >> they look at him in a different light. So you think if people got an. opportunity to know Tony. >> they'll [ __ ] with him. >> Okay. >> I mean it's like a thing it's just that. bro. If you got opportunity to know the. guy you you [ __ ] with him cuz like I. mean you know. >> that's just his brand economy right?
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>> Okay. >> Got to you feel me? >> But you got. >> Was it to get a taste like that? You. say, "Yeah, this for me. I got I got to. be back. I got to be back.". >> It's like a thing where it's like, you. know, when you work so hard for. something, you get a little taste of the. thing you trying to get. It's like, "Oh, yeah." Like, >> I got to do it again. You feel what I'm. saying? Cuz comed it's just a drug, bro. >> Like, yeah. Comedy. >> Yeah. >> What? the the ability to make someone. laugh. >> It's nothing's nothing better than that. for me. Like it's no there's no there's.
no better feeling than somebody I mean I. was doing show the other day and I. watched a lady like do like this. >> double up. >> I was like, "Oh yeah, this is made my. whole night." I was on I was on Cloud9. for for like 12 hours after that. Thought. >> did you always want to be a comedian? >> No, but I ain't never knew like I tried. to play sports. You I'm a little dude. though. I tried to play basketball. You. who? You got you got you Steph. You. Steph Curry. >> I can shoot, but I was like I was I was. like a I'm 5'8, bro. I was a shooting. guard. I was never going to go nowhere.
>> Yeah. >> I had I had no shot. You feel what I'm. saying? >> You ain't got no up. Can you dunk? >> I used to be able to. Had a little. bounce. >> Okay. >> Gone now. It was here for a second, but. it's gone now. >> What about football? >> Oh, hell no. >> Come on, Cousin. We a running back. You. look like a running back. >> Y people say, but let me tell you. something. I got put in the game. We had. I had I was playing for the uh damn the. Western Junior Warriors. >> Okay. I got our team got in a fight and. like they uh they they ejected most of. the players. Yeah. So I need they need. they put me in a running back. >> Yeah. >> I got in the ball one time. >> What happened? You scoring?
>> Huh? >> You scoring? >> I got hit so hard. I looked at my coach. I said, "You hand me this [ __ ] ever. again in your life." [laughter]. >> I swear to God we going to have a. problem and I never play football again. >> Hold on. >> Never. Never. And too I will say this. I. I was going to play I was going to play. football in high school and then I we. the basketball team worked out with the. football team over the summer, right? And I watched one of the football. players throw a 45 pound weight at. somebody head like it was a Frisbee. And. understand something. My football team, the school I went to school at like we. wasn't a good football school. You feel.
what I'm saying? So. >> if these the losers, [laughter]. if these people, if these [ __ ] losing, I don't want to see the winners. [laughter]. I don't want to meet them. I don't want. to talk to them. I want to I don't want. to see none of them [ __ ] at all. Do. you crazy? Have you lost your mind? I. play basketball from here on out. >> So you play basketball? So you play. basketball high school? >> Yeah. Yeah. I was I was decent, but I. didn't really play for real. >> You run track, play baseball, anything? >> I played I ran track for a second. >> What What you What' you run? >> I [ __ ] my track my track team was.
terrible. >> Damn. Did your high school good at. sports? >> They when I was there, hell no. When I. was there, hell no. I will say I will. say this though. I ran track. I was. running class one day and teacher was. like, I give you a pass if you join the. track team. Ain't needed people. So I. like Yeah, for sure. I got out there and. it was like, you know what I'm saying? >> Too much running, huh? >> Nah, not too much running, >> right? >> Track [laughter]. some hoes out there. I was excited. >> Yeah. You went for the wrong reasons. >> But back, you know, football got the.
cheerleaders. They got them right there. You would see them come. >> and and they come and the stand told Cam. Cam, that's that's. >> I was going to be right there with them. on the sideline with my helmet in my. hands. [ __ ] that one wasn't going to. be played. >> Shane Gillis hosted the uh the Kevin. Hart. You know, Shane, >> I love Shane. >> What's What's up? He the best. He good. people. Hell yeah. >> I mean, I met him once at a at a at a. function right here in Vegas. >> And he and he and and he and he seems. like a nice guy. He I think the thing is. is that like you said, you got to know a.
person. I mean, you hear a person say. [clears throat] a few things and then. all of a sudden you jump to it's easy to. jump to a conclusion when you don't. really know the person. >> 100%. Shane, I mean, I love Shane, bro. Both of them. Tony and SH. I love both. them boys. >> I've had I don't know. I think I've had. probably 50 comedians if I had one. >> Yeah. >> And all of them says that the the really. there no joke is really off limits. But. and a lot of people say, well, you can. frame the joke. >> It's just about finding that balance, I. think. >> Okay. >> It's only it's it's just the balance.
You can kind of say whatever you want if. the if the balance is correct. Yeah. And. it's as long as the joke hit, people. whoever you talking about, if you saying. something about anybody else, as long as. the joke hit, it's going to be, you know. what I'm saying? It's going to be cool. >> Yeah. >> But if it don't hit, it's like situation. [clears throat] where it's like, oh man, like maybe it's like, you know what I'm. saying? P. But also, when it come to. stand up, dog, it's like it's the art of. trying. >> Yes. >> You still got to try and make sure it. work. That's why that's why I love it so. much cuz it's like a thing where it's. like you got to do it in front of a live. crowd to make sure, >> right, >> it's it like you know what I'm saying? It go for real. >> When you try to punch a joke up Yeah.
And you're like, "Okay, it didn't, >> man. It it it hit." Okay. But I know I. can make this joke funnier. So, how many. times must you tell a joke in order for. you to master said joke? >> Man, I got jokes. I got a joke right now. I've been doing for like. >> a year and a half that ain't get good. till like 6 months in. >> Wow. >> But it's something like sometimes you. just know something got enough potential. to go and then you know some other jokes. be like, "Ah, this probably don't got. too much le to it." Right. >> So it just depend on like how like when.
I think of something it's like and it. goes well the first time I go okay I can. probably like build off of this. You. >> just depend on it really depend on the. the the joke for me cuz I had jokes that. been like off up and on up and down like. you know what I'm saying and there some. jokes where it just wasn't like you. going to get nothing off the dribble. You feel me? >> Have you ever have you ever felt you've. gone too far with a joke? >> Yeah probably. Yeah, for sure though. [laughter].
>> Yeah, 100%. >> Right. What are your thoughts on. podcast? Uh and um do you do a lot of. podcast? >> Not really. Not too much. >> You hear a lot of podcast hosts now. said, "Man, they regret that they gave. their endorsement or they they supported. President Trump." Uh are you political? >> Not really, bro. People think I am cuz I. say [ __ ] on stage. I be playing around. and [ __ ] man. I ain't really too You. feel what I'm saying? I vote who my mom. vote for. You feel [laughter] me? Whoever she vote for, that's who we. rocking with. >> That's who we rocking with. >> 100%. >> You said you were in Austin, right?
>> Yeah. >> So Joe Rogan's in Austin. Yeah. >> Henchiff is in Austin, too. >> Is is Shane in Austin? >> [ __ ] still. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> So what what is it about Austin? I'm. missing something. Cuz normally, you. know, you want to do standup, you go to. New York, you go to Chicago, you go to. LA. >> Yeah. >> Now you say Austin is the place to be. >> Well, Joe built the he built a club out. there and everybody kind of migrated. there. It was so many like clubs to get. up at. Austin got like on Six Street. It's probably like I think like six. clubs you can go up at. Hell yeah. Okay. >> Like a like a lot of stand up and it's.
like I'm telling you it's like easier. for like a newer comic to like get on. cuz LA is already like like Hollywood. for real. So you brand new it's kind of. tougher. >> New York they they've been doing it. there for forever. So not let like new. guys to come in and just. >> bump up the scene. But Austin was so new. >> when it came to like comedy. They needed. like you know what I'm saying? New. >> somebody. Yeah. >> You feel what I'm saying? So, I mean. it's I mean it's a I think it's a great. hub for like new comics, >> you feel me? Yes. >> And I think get a bad rap too where. people be like, "Well, say all this like. they say all the crazy offthe-wall [ __ ].
but I think it's like. it's not the sense of like the. offthe-wall like it's not I don't think. it is where everybody think it is when. it comes to like that." You feel me? >> Right. But every but no matter who the. comedian is, he's not or she or is not. going to be everybody's cup of tea. >> 100%. >> And I think that's the biggest thing. Everybody thinks that everybody should. like I'm sure there are some people that. don't like Chappelle and I think.
Chappelle is the best in the game right. now. He's going he's a top three top. four comedian for me of all time. And I. don't go, you know, I'm going back to. Prior and Murphy and things like that. There there are some, you know, some. people probably didn't like Carol Betta. or some people didn't like Joan River. don't like some more or Adele Given or. Cheryl Underwood or who whomever. Everybody's not going to like everybody. >> 100%. >> But what what is so hard about that? Just because you don't like that person, that doesn't mean the person's not. funny. That means the person might not. be funny to you. But to say, "Oh, I they.
ain't never did anything that I stop.". >> It's a thing [clears throat] with like. especially when you get on with some. [ __ ] like that, it's like people got to. people going to talk. >> cuz that's when it is when you start to. pop and all of a sudden you're not. funny. >> I ain't never like that [ __ ] I never. [ __ ] with old boy. That's [ __ ] dog. And it's so much [ __ ] with social media. Like, you can like whoever you want to. like. So, it's like you you got so much. like space to to watch whoever you want. to watch and [ __ ] You feel me? >> Right. And if you don't like somebody, you know, and and uh it's not like. you're an airline. You don't have to. announce your arrival or departure. So,
you don't have to announce, man, I don't. rock with old boy. I'm logging off. I. I'm unfollowing you. Ain't nobody ask. you that. What you doing is that you. want you want to get up and make that. announcement and hope other people say, "Yeah, I'm unfollowing too." I don't. like him either. >> Like people won't listen to your ass. [laughter]. >> What you talking now? I don't know, bro. It's like anybody that comment and say. some crazy ass [ __ ] online. It's like. me, you [clears throat] going to be. bored as hell, dog. You feel me? >> What you have you met Joe. >> Rogan? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What's Joe like? >> Because I've heard so many comed uh uh.
uh. >> I'm going tell you one thing about me. I'm tell you one thing about me, man. I. love everybody. Most people I meet, you. feel me? If I don't, >> you get along with her. >> Yeah, bro. It's simple. [laughter]. I'm a simple dude, bro. I ain't really. on too much, but I love Joe. Jo a good. dude. >> I I've heard that. I've heard a lot of. comedians say, you know, Joe X, Y, and. Z. Help me out. Gave, you know, give me. gave me advice, blah, blah, blah, so. forth and so on. >> Hell yeah. >> So did I mean a lot for me, too. So I. mean, you know what I'm saying? We did. kill Tony at the club and [ __ ] I did my. first I remember I never forget this.
club was so like monumentous to me like. as a comic cuz I mean that was the first. big club I got passed out. I worked. there. I wor I was a door guy at the uh. the mothership. >> Damn. >> Hell yeah. I The craziest part, man. I. was taking a trash out and I was on Kill. Tony. So I'm grabbing [ __ ] beards and. [ __ ] like that. Like it's okay. I'm like. yeah that's me. You know what I'm. saying? But it was like I mean you. didn't feel that was beneath you like. hold on I'm on kill Tony and I got to. take trash out. I got to pick bust down. tables. No, I was happy to be there. because that was the goal when I got to.
Austin was to be like a door guy. You. feel what I'm saying? I got the call for. kill Tony door guy the same day. >> Damn. >> So it was like I was just excited to be, you know what I'm saying? I got a job to. work in a stand up club. >> Plus that's two incomes. You feel me? [laughter] Come on now. Good man. You. feel me? Still a hustler. And I mean I. never forget like I remember you got to. leave out the back door to leave the. club, right? And but it's like you can. see the stage like the main room. >> and I I never forget like I every time I. walked out of there. >> I like put the curtains back and just. tell myself like one day I'm g sell it.
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real easy. >> Come on. AND THEN YOU I'M GOING TELL YOU. SOMETHING. I AIN'T know who he was. though. I had no idea. Everybody in the. green room was like, "Can I'm tell you, I'm not like I'm not really I'm not. political. I mean, you know. >> Yeah. >> I'm I'm 27 though. I'm just I'm running. around, man. You feel what I'm saying? So I don't really know too much what's. going on with the. >> you ain't you ain't looking for it like. >> you feel me? So everybody in the green. room like yo that's Tucker Carson like I. don't know who the [ __ ] he is. And so I. called my dad. I said hey pops like who. uh who is Tucker Carson? And he said. tell said two things said he a [ __ ]. [ __ ] and your grandma hate him. I said. for sure and I hung up the phone.
>> Damn. >> And then I went on stage and I said. exactly that. I said what's up [ __ ]. [ __ ] And I had told him what my. grandma think. >> And did you dab the man up? >> Yeah. It was polite. How you how you how. you respectful? >> It was respectful. What's our fault, [ __ ] How you doing? Simple, easy. >> I don't know. I don't know if uh. >> he ain't know. He was excited. >> If F Ninja is is is respectful, >> he was he he was just he would he was. probably scared. Who is he? >> What the hell going on? What's going on. right now? >> But now you know who he is.
>> Well, he is now my dog. My dog Jamie. Cohen do a great impression on on SNL. >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. >> Did he say anything to you after the. show? >> Who Tucker? Yeah. I ain't see that [ __ ]. at the show. If you were to see him. again, what would you do apologize? >> What's up for [ __ ] How you feeling? [laughter]. What I'm supposed to say about it, >> man? Uh, you were in Theo Bond SNL with. uh David Spade. What's Theo like? >> Theo great, >> right? >> I'm telling you everybody YOU ASKING. ABOUT, THEY AMAZING. >> You just you at that age now you just h.
you. >> I'm just happy to be around. You feel. what I'm saying? I'm telling everybody. you talking about everybody we like. speaking on and [ __ ] bro. I've seen. them my whole life, right? >> You feel me? And so they but everybody. you bring up but they all be respectful. and nice to me. Right. >> So it's like. >> So that's all you can base it on. >> That's all I can base it off of, bro. They say some crazy ass [ __ ] online. That what they said, right? >> But when they said to me, it's. respectful. You feel me? And everybody. you bring it up, I [ __ ] it, right? >> Theo a good dude. Theo great, man. >> Good human being. >> Is he? >> Yeah. >> So how is he how is he off off camera?
>> Cool. Like that's I mean still the same. guy on camera, but like you know, just. chilling, >> right? >> You feel me? Uh Shane Gillis was fired. from SNL after old racist homophobic. derogatory clip resurfaced. Did you work. with him on SNL? >> No, no, no, no. I got I got this [ __ ]. It was like 20 2019 maybe. >> Yeah. >> Has he given [clears throat] you any. advice how to navigate because obviously. as you as you get bigger and bigger, you. have to be more cautious of what you. say, what you do, where you go, who you.
interact with, how you interact with. them. I think it's a thing where I I. remember I did I did I did a show with. Shane and um we was in St. Louis. I. remember I asked him like man you got. any like he got any like advice and then. he straight up was just like I ain't. going to lie to you. ain't never seen. like this before. So, I don't know what. to tell you. And that's kind of like how. I've been moving throughout my I'm I've. been doing this five years, dog. So, it's a you know, most comics that come. through, they 20, 15, you feel what I'm. saying? >> 5 years in to be this far as one is a. true blessing, but it's like I'm kind of.
navigating the whole space at like a. different a different pace, right? >> You feel me? So, every I mean, I just. asked him that he was like he gave me. the advice he can give me. But, >> he helps a lot. He was only in SNL for. like a week, b. >> to be honest, you feel me? But he helps. a lot when it comes to like, you know. what I'm saying? When I got like advice. about like just navigating the kind of. the world, you feel me? >> How [clears throat] was your experience. on SNL? >> It's great. >> It's what I'm going to tell I'm going to. tell you some real [ __ ] [snorts]. I was I was so nervous cuz it's so.
different. It's sketch comedy. You feel. what I'm saying? It's something I ain't. never done before. Like I'm I'm a funny. guy, but that's a different level. >> But then you get there and everybody is. so talented. >> You know what I'm saying? everybody and. they I mean that's at the they highest. level like I mean from the wardrobe. department. >> to like the the talent people to. everybody in the building. >> they doing [ __ ] the the highest level. you feel what I'm saying so I mean to. get there and. >> some of the greats. >> some of the greats have walked through. that the hallways and stuff and I like. to joke and be like I ain't never seen I.
never knew what's going on and [ __ ] but. it was like one I. >> I wouldn't say I didn't like I I've. never seen it but it's like it was never. like. >> on the the list for me you know what God. got for you is for you. So, it was a. true blessing to be there. But it's like. I mean. >> navigating that space has been like a. true. >> I'm going say blessing a lot but a. blessing. >> like. >> do you do you have to audition to get on. SNL? >> Yeah. >> So they call you they call you. >> I did the movie this summer with Ben. with Ben Marsha and Marcel. >> and them boys I'm they asked me they're.
like would you you think you want you. you would do it and I was like they. ain't gonna hire me. There no way they. hire me. There's no way hell they give. me a job. And I said I mean they would. Yeah, for sure. And then we got a call. like I want to say toward the end of the. movie. I was like, they want me to cut. screen test. I mean, they want me to. come do like a audition, >> right? >> And then I was like, I'll go try. But. even up to the to the day I got the job, I ain't I ain't think they going. >> You ain't You ain't believe they going. to give you that. >> Hell no. >> They going to let my crazy ass up. >> Ain't no Ain't no way in hell. EVEN TO I.
WALK THROUGH the hallway, I be like, "How the [ __ ] am I here?". >> Yeah. >> And [ __ ] blow my mind every time, bro. >> You like I'm going to keep coming up. before they before they try to get rid. of me. You know what I'm saying? I'mma. come as much as I can for they get rid. of me. >> You look at some of [clears throat] the. other greats that's been there. Eddie. Murphy, Dam Damon Williams, like they. didn't hire him, but you got Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan, Keenan Thompson, Jay Far. I mean, when you think about the list of. who's who some of the the greatest. comedians have been on SNL, and nobody. has parlayed that success on SNL better.
than Eddie Murphy. >> for sure. >> I mean, he was as big as big and he. still is. He doesn't do anything. anymore, but he still is big. You does. your mind all lie you like, well, hell, he did it. I can do it for sure. >> Chris Rock, I can do it. >> Why not me? >> You feel me? >> That's how you got to think though. I. think like you chasing anything, you got. to think the idea of like, why? Why I. can't do it, >> right? >> It's out there. It's been It's been done. before. >> And that's how your dream should be. >> 100%. Somebody said, I forget who said.
it, but it was like it was a. motivational speech. somebody be just. like the best thing that we got that our. like our people we looked up to don't. have was them. >> Mhm. >> I got to watch Eddie like you know so I. got to watch Kev like Eddie was probably. the first Eddie and Cat was probably. like the first people I seen like do. stand. too my mama. So a couple dope things. happened when I was growing up that I. didn't realize until like I started. doing it. Right. >> So. >> I would go to my my cousin Justin like I. love that [ __ ] that's like my that's my. my big brother. You feel what I'm. saying? So I go to I go to my auntie.
house a lot and we I stay with my cousin. and uh. >> he'll just put on he just put on like. specials all the time like cat like edit. you know what I'm saying and [ __ ] like. throughout the whole night and then my. mom wouldn't let me watch TV during like. school nights and [ __ ] like that. But. when I got older like I got to watch. like certain channels but not nothing. too crazy. You feel what I'm saying? By. the time she come my room and I was. watching like comedy center or something. she never turn it off. >> You feel me? >> Yeah. >> And I think back it's like oh [ __ ] Like.
that was a big like pivot moment for. when the stand up thing. >> Yeah. Cuz she looking like you know what. all that other mess but this might be. your calling son. >> She never my favorite thing my mama. would do people ask all the time they be. like so did you like see this? Did you. see this happen for your son? And then. she always be like well I knew he was. different. [laughter]. I knew he couldn't have no regular job. I know he really couldn't. So I mean did. I see it? No. But am I did I expect. that? I mean, you know what I'm saying? It's like She thought I was going to be.
a garbage man for sure, though. And. garbage man make good money. They make. good money. >> You too hyper, man. You be driving. You. be driving. >> I be going on the back of the truck. >> Yeah, baby. >> I I already envision it before this. comedy [ __ ] I was like, that's probably. the play. I was trying to be a. firefighter, but I actually going to be. me. >> Yeah. >> I can't I. >> You going to be playing the music all. live. >> Yeah, it be a problem. But that's a good. time though. We got to make it fun. [laughter]. If you think your family got drama, wait. till you see Little Brother on Netflix. You've got John Cena, this big-time real. estate superstar whose whole perfect.
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this it's probably been a little better. X Y and Z. Is that how you critique and. analyze yourself? >> 100%. I watch a lot of the [ __ ] I do on. the show. I mean I I went into it cuz. this [ __ ] I was like figure it out and. stuff like that but I was I watch a lot. of stuff a lot a lot of it back just cuz. like I'm it's so new to me. Mhm. >> It's such a new thing. Like acting is. very new, but acting I think is more. like you get a bunch of takes and you. take the best parts of that, you put. it's live. >> It's now live. >> You feel what I'm saying? So you got you. got one shot. >> Yes. >> You got one opportunity and I'm watching. so many. I'm telling you, dog. It's that.
everybody I'm on the cast with by Moran. is so talented. I never forget. >> my favorite my favorite story to tell. So I I was trying to do this. I had this. this idea for a sketch. We going to be. like I can't do a real good British. accent, right? So, I was going to do. everybody going to do uh the host was. British that week and I was going to. have everybody around me do a really. good British accent and I was going to. be like a it was going to be like a Mary. Scott situation [ __ ] like that, right? So, I went to ask my dog Jeremy. I said, "Hey, bro, can you do a can you do a. British accent?" And then he was like, "Yeah, what uh what region and what time. period? >> Go over there. Just get me over there.".
[laughter]. I didn't ask for all that [ __ ] [ __ ]. Just give me OVER WHAT YOU NEED time. period right now. Over there. [laughter]. you talk about, man. But that's the. talent that they had. You know what I'm. saying? Like everybody, bro, my first. table read, I was shook the boy. What? Okay. Everybody reading, they reading. the sketches and [ __ ] like that. Everybody doing all these crazy ass. voices. I got one voice right now. >> This one. That's it. That's it. THAT'S. ALL I GOT, BRO. AND SO I'M SITTING THERE. LIKE, "OH." AND THEY LIKE, and I'm. understand like I've been I've been.
running away from popcorn reading my. whole life. >> My whole life. They were trying to get. [ __ ] to read. That ain't for me. Not every goddamn. Wednesday I got to read at at 5:00. different. You feel what I'm saying? But. it's like it's so like. >> it's it's I go off on the tangent, but. it's so light. It's just such a. >> But to see them how they jump in and out. of character in and out of voice. >> in and out of voice inflection. And you. like when you read I just read. >> I'm reading it like it's regular. [laughter] You feel me? So I mean I. watch I watch a lot of stuff back. I.
just really want to be really good at. the the job. >> cuz I know how much of a a blessing it. is to be there. >> Correct. >> You feel me? >> Have [clears throat] uh um do you go see. other comedians perform? >> I'm I do shows every night. So I I might. catch people every but I don't really go. too many shows now. >> Who would you like to see you perform? Who would you want to what comedian. would you like to say hey they come back. to [clears throat] Hey Cam such and such. here? >> Do you want to watch me? >> Yes. Eddie,
really? >> Eddie Murphy? >> Yeah. I mean, I think I think Kev. watched me. Kev got me at the the uh the. uh the seller. >> Yeah. >> That that was that was dope as hell. >> cuz you know uh uh Chappelle got a club. out in Ohio. >> Yeah. Yeah. I did the cornfield. I do I. do the club. Oh, you? >> And every time he come he come to New. York, I open for him too. When he do the. stand and stuff, I open for I try to I. try to get up there. >> Damn. >> Hell yeah. I'm Listen, I I do this for. real. This ain't this ain't We ain't. just We ain't just sitting around cuz.
lazy. I I. >> Oh, you always I get [ __ ] I get [ __ ]. done. I make [ __ ] happen. [laughter] You. feel what I'm saying? >> Hold on. You tried to shoot your shot at. me when she came on this nail. >> Yeah, I'm I'm blow that leg. >> WHAT YOU MEAN? I'M SHOOT MY I'M SHOOT MY. SHOT NOW. >> NO, SHE DON'T. THEY BROKE UP. YOU HEARD? >> SHE HAD A MAN THEN THOUGH. >> WHAT? It was over. It was done. It was. over. THAT'S WHY I SHOT THE SHOT. >> The shot had to be shot. I ain't hear. nothing back. But I'm I'm still. shooting. >> You try to get a rebound. >> I'M THAT WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. LOOK.
dead in the C. Next thing. I love you. Understand that. I love you. >> Okay. What? Huh? What? [laughter] She's grieving. >> Yeah, she'll be all right. We'll figure. it out. I'll get you flowers. What you. like? Flowers? >> Oh, so she can cry on your shoulder, huh? >> 100%. And I don't Do I have all the. money he got? Mm- But I promise you I. love you. [laughter]. What? Why you going to talk? How long? How you gonna call Clay talking about. man he wrong for doing that?
>> You don't EVEN KNOW WHAT HE DID. >> Whatever he did, he wrong. [laughter]. >> Whatever he did, do we wrong? >> May Lord have mercy. >> So who who who is your crush? Who's your. celebrity crush? >> My celebrity crush. >> If you could go out on a date with with. any individual [ __ ]. man. Uh Ice Spice. Ice Spice Presser. Damn. Who else? Olivia Dean. She presser. >> That my top three right there.
>> Yeah. >> You see what you call man? How they uh. uh that girl ran up on Ice Spice. >> I seen that [ __ ] She would have. happened if I would done. I got big. sisters. [laughter]. >> Better put hands on her. >> Is it hard for you to date now? >> No, it ain't crazy. No. >> You You prefer to be offline or you you. want your relationship to be online? >> Offline. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Offline. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Easy to maintain it. Mhm. [clears throat]. >> Cuz everybody everybody ain't. scrutinizing. Everybody ain't in her. ear. People ain't in your ear. People.
trying to dissect what's really going. on. >> You feel me? It's a It's a lot to put up. online. Especially now. That's a tough. thing to do. >> Man, I can't believe you, bro. >> What? >> Hold on. You ever met Nikki Glacier? >> Yeah. Love Nikki. >> She awesome. >> She's great. >> Did you hear what she said? >> What she say? >> She say she enjoys her partner having. sex with other women. She'd be watching. >> That's great for her. I wish I wish. I don't know. I don't know them supposed. to get down like that though. >> No, but I'm trying to find one.
[laughter]. I can get somebody new [ __ ] like that. We a man business. >> I can't believe I couldn't believe she. said that. I thought she was joking at. first, but she since said it several. times. >> Yeah, I I'm looking for somebody like. that. >> You ain't looking for nobody like that. >> Why not? You wouldn't want that. >> Hell no. >> You wouldn't. No, >> you a damn lie. >> You could do that. >> You a damn lie. >> Hold on. You could do that. >> What? have sex with somebody uh your. your your girl your significant other. and you could have sex with somebody. else while she watch. >> Yeah. Is she cool with it? Is she let it.
happen? Why would I not? >> This man out his mind. What I do? What's wrong with that? Look at me. OG. Look at me. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? >> I just Man, you like that? >> It's It's a girl, right? Yes. >> It's a lady, right? >> Yes. >> What we talking about? >> Your your lady that you walk around. with, y'all go out to eat, y'all go to. these nice fancy restaurants. >> My wife, I love her. Oh, your wife, you. go on vacation. You in the Maldes, the. Ivory Coast, hanging out. Yes. >> Mhm. >> And then she going to be sitting right. there. She going to be sitting right. there while you pile driving somebody.
else. >> Yeah. I'm lick her dead on her soul, too. Look her dead on her soul. Just. like this. Mhm. With a smile. >> This man, >> if she like it for sure. If she [ __ ]. with it, I get my letter off. We We in. business. [laughter]. >> And if you like [ __ ] like that and you. was a black young lady, holl at your. boy. Hey, holl at your boy. [laughter]. >> What you mean? >> Damn. >> Talk about OG. You would like no [ __ ]. like that. >> No. >> Why? >> No. >> Why? >> I'm just [clears throat].
>> just wonder. Just me. Just me and and. and and just I'm just good. I'm good. >> Okay. >> Okay. Maybe heard about you now. [laughter]. >> Wow. >> You and I live [ __ ] Huh? Whoa. >> That was an accident. >> I know. But it was you and a couple. other m couple thousand mother. [laughter]. It was just you and a thousand people. >> Damn. You think you think I get that. scrub off the internet? >> Huh? No, that's stuck there. But that's. stuck there forever. >> Forever.
>> That's stuck by Michelle. That's stuck. there forever. >> That's you. But it's good though. I. mean, it felt like you had a good Hold. on. Who? Uh uh. >> Oh. >> Hey, I I need to call this Luck. >> It's stuck. >> But they can't take it from the memory. It stuck up here forever, for life. >> So, what did your older brother tell you. about women? >> Oh, when I was growing up, >> yeah, he didn't know no white women. He. said you could I had an old joke like. that. He said, "You can uh you can [ __ ]. white women. You can uh you put you can. put your dick in their mouth and you can.
nut on them, but you never date a white. bitch." And I I'm I'm You know, I'm And. you held true to that. >> I listen. I listen. But I love I love. all people though. >> You listen? >> Yeah. You ain't no dating one. >> Dating the one? >> Nah, I ain't no d one. Nah. [laughter]. Nah. Hell no. But. >> but what a [clears throat]. >> But you heard everything I said though. Okay, there you go. I gave you the. answer. I gave it I gave it straight to. you. [laughter].
>> So the first move, who making the first. move? You or them? >> Which means? >> Yeah, probably. I mean, it depend I feel. about them. >> Mhm. >> You know what I'm saying? >> So where you where you meet somebody at? Where where you where is the ideal place. for Cam Patterson to meet somebody? >> I I I like lady to meet me at the club. Me my stand up. Me see me doing my thing. first, right? >> You know what I'm saying? >> What about the shopping center? >> No, I'm going say like the grocery store. or the mall. You walking through the. mall or you walking through the airport. >> That's cool, too. >> Wherever. If they press, I'mma find.
them. [laughter]. >> You ain't got no problem. You don't have. a problem walking up and talking to. talking to women. >> No. Uh-uh. Do they recognize who you are? >> That'd be the best part. But sometimes. it be cool. It cool when they don't. When they don't recognize me, it be. cool, too, >> cuz they get the experience. >> Do you ever lie? I'm a truck driver most. time. [laughter]. >> I drive truck. I go to strip club. I. drive trucks. >> I'm a truck driver. My name My name. Carter Perkins. >> Carter Perkins. Huh? >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Got my alias. [laughter]. >> Have you ever been on dating app? >> Yeah. A long time ago, >> bro. You only 27. What the HELL YOU MEAN. LONG TIME AGO? YESTERDAY? >> No [ __ ] like that, man. >> Why were you on there to begin with? >> When I was younger, like 21, 22, >> what you mean? >> All these all these all these pl all. these the these nice looking women out. here and all these places that you can. meet them. You go on a date now. >> I mean, I'm 27.
>> That's my point. >> What you mean? >> I see if you WERE 57, 67. WHY THE hell a. 20-year-old on a date now? >> We We created them [ __ ] We started. old. That's our [ __ ]. >> They like my generation. >> Oh my goodness. I don't know what going. to happen with these. >> now. The ones after me, they [ __ ] The. ones after me, they [ __ ] But what you. mean? What's wrong with that? >> Ain't nothing wrong with that. I never. been on no dating. I mean, I guess you. know people say what you call them as a. dating app. What? >> Uh IG. Nah, it's not dating app. Slide.
DMs. Regular [ __ ] That regular. >> regular signed in. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So on the dating app, so explain to me. how a dating app work. So you what what. do you do? You put your name, you you. got you got an account. >> Yeah. >> And so. >> it automatically matches or you just. scroll. I mean, how. >> you be swiping? >> Swipe through some [ __ ] you like. Oh. >> Okay. So you put your information in. there and and and women appear. >> They put Yeah. Magic. >> match. Okay. And so they [clears throat]. Okay. You put your your like I'm 27.
years of age. I'm a black male. I'm. single. I got a high school. I got a. college degree. I work at this, this, this, and this. So, all that stuff goes. in there. And then all the women that. might have put their put their. information in there and you it the the. computer will will will match according. to what you like and what they like. >> Oh, yeah. You just describe. Yes, that's. how they work. Ain't no way you just did. that. [laughter]. >> Ain't no way you just describe their nap. to a T. Yes. That's how they work.
That's exactly how they work. SO, OKAY. WHY? HOW IS THAT confusing to you? You. describe that mother to a T. WAIT, NOW K. HOW THEY WORK, [ __ ] YOU KNOW, [laughter]. >> YOU KNOW HOW THEY WORK. YOU JUST SAID. EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO. >> SO, YOU POP up on one side and they pop. up and then you go and you know you. going to act LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. I. EXPLAIN THAT [ __ ] to a T and go CAM. NOW, HOW NOW HOW DOES IT work though, Cam? How do we make it happen though? Cam, you you know you put the [ __ ] in. right here. You put the [ __ ] right and. then they pop up right here. That's. where happened.
>> YOU JUST SAID THAT. [laughter]. >> SO, YES. >> OKAY. SO, if you like somebody, you you. click on it. How does that work? >> I don't know. You tell me. >> I don't know. I'm serious. I'm serious. I don't have I I don't know. >> You never had We never had one. >> I ain't never had no I ain't got no I I. ain't got no what you call them. I ain't. got no Zel, no PayPal. I ain't got none. of that. I ain't got no email. So, I. ain't got none of that. >> No email. >> No. >> Email bad now. Email bad nowadays. >> Well, the email they email my sister. But anyway, so so okay, somebody pop up. So this lady pops up. She's from she.
obviously you want somebody in your with. your your area of town. So she's five. She's 57. Five. What you want? 5'5. 5. 5%. >> She I want to be maybe a little tall. >> You want a little taller than you? >> No. No. No. No. No. No. I said make me. look tall. >> Okay. So you want like 53 52? >> 5'4 5'4 54. Yeah. Good. Right there. >> 130 135 cuz you say you you had the uh. you had a girl on the movie set. Yeah. That dump truck. Dump truck. >> I like a little dump truck. >> Okay. Little dump truck. >> That dump truck. >> Okay. Yeah. Nice eyes. >> Yeah. >> Medium bill. >> Yeah. Keep going.
>> Okay. >> I like titt titty cool though, but I. ain't really like no be a titty guy. >> Okay. Okay. >> I like ass. You like ass. [clears throat]. >> Talk to me. Okay. So now you click on that. So So. how do how do you start like okay you. you push you push is there a button or. how do you start to communicate? How's. the line of communication open? >> I mean I ain't no way we going over. this. I mean like on Tinder some [ __ ]. it's like a thing where it's like they. both you you both swipe on each other. then y'all start talking like that but I. ain't been on them in a minute so I I. don't you know what I'm saying? I can't.
explain all them. >> Oh you Oh. So you got what you call you. got your little lady now. Huh? >> Who me? >> Well I mean you know me going to be. watching this. >> I hope she do. >> No. You got a lady. >> What you mean? >> You got a lady. >> Hey man. What you got going on? Oh. >> don't blow Don't blow my spot up. OG. don't blow my spot UP. DON'T DON'T BLOCK. MY BLESSINGS, MAN. [laughter]. She [ __ ] up. >> Hey, you say you envy Why you envious a. lesbian? >> Huh? >> Why you envious a lesbian?
>> Oh, nah, man. That's old. That's old. I. used to do just, you know, they get to. pick there. >> You get to pick too. >> What you mean, [ __ ] Talking about the. dick. >> They get the pick. They They get the. pick. >> Oh, Lord. What I mean I ain't I ain't I. ain't slacking but I'm just saying if I. had to pick I wouldn't have picked I. would have pissed my other [ __ ] I ain't. slacking though. It's like it's just you. know I'm I'm decent now. But I'm just. saying if I got to pick some [ __ ] I. would have picked some [ __ ] [laughter].
You feel me? >> What do you got to fit you though, bro? >> Who? What? Why? [laughter] Come on man. >> Women ask you a zodiac sign. >> Yeah. You lie. >> No, I said I say mine for real. I said. my I said my sign for real. >> cuz I guess certain signs mean certain. I'm not really I'm not really any none. of. >> that [ __ ] but you got to play along play. the game you feel me oh or you a Aries. or you a cancer or for yo I'm like what. does that even mean I just know mine I'm. a cancer so I'm I I figure that's a. water sign that's crap.
>> you but I don't know anything else about. well what this mean the uh the uh Gemini. Sagittarius Capricorn I don't know. nothing about. >> you got I just I just play along. >> oh you play along with them what you I'm. Ariel Oh yes for so and so. Oh yeah, for. sure. For sure. Whatever you say. I'm. whatever they want me to be. Whatever they need me to be. How do you. break how do you break up with someone? How do you break up with someone that. you like, you know what, I don't see. this going any further and I think it's. time for us to go our separate ways. Do. you just say, "Hey baby, we just need to.
go go our separate ways." How do you. handle that? >> [ __ ] Probably that probably the best. way to do it. Ri like a band-aid. That's. the best option for both parties. You. feel what I'm saying? Let that [ __ ]. drag on. [snorts]. >> Harder and harder, huh? >> You feel what I'm saying? >> Type of woman. So, give me give me your. ideal woman. Give me give me your ideal. woman. If you say, "You know what, Cam? You got to get married." The good Lord. came down here and said, "Cam, you got. one year. >> Yeah. >> to find your mate and you got to spend. the rest of your life with.". >> For sure. I got it right now. Beautiful. black queen, darkkinned, dark. Yeah.
Probably a nurse or something. >> Nurse. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. You. know what I'm saying? >> You know, nurses have the highest. cheating of any profession. >> For real. >> They do. Ain't no way in here. >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> Maybe I change that up then. [laughter]. >> Maybe we change that up then. I don't. know. That's scary to me. That. terrifying. Maybe like dark skin. You. know what I'm saying? Like five five. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> 53. >> Yeah. Nice teddy. You know what I'm. saying? A little bit. Little bit. >> Little bit. You don't need too much. >> I don't need too much. Just. >> a B cup. Nice B cup. C. Feel a B.
>> What? This [ __ ] right. >> now. You don't want no D. Not too much. on. >> I say B. I say B. I don't know the sizes. for real like that. >> I say B. >> Okay. >> That sound good. That sound good? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. A little bit of ass on this. I'm. perfect. >> Good for life. >> You want You want to go to college. educated? >> Yeah. Smart. Yeah. College educated. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Nice family. Got, you know, mom and dad. Got a brother and sister. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. >> Okay. >> Good family. >> You know, she uh holidays, she like to. spend the holidays with her family.
Christmas, Thanksgiving, you know, Mother's Day means something to her. Father's Day means something to Yeah. I. don't want no goddamn excuser now. [laughter] No be running around shing no. I mean you know. I'm not going to say. that. >> Man, you need help, man. >> I do. >> No, I do. >> You say you don't like to date tens. >> Nah. >> Why? >> They too much to. >> That's too much upkeep. >> Too much keeping up with everybody. You. know what I'm saying? >> So, what you want? You want your uh six. strong? >> Not a six. >> Okay. Seven. Seven of the possible.
>> Yeah. That's I [ __ ] with that. like. maybe like like maybe maybe like a maybe. maybe a seven eight 7.8 Eight good me. ain't good for me. Eight good. >> Nine we getting up there. >> But 8.5 you know what I'm saying? Good. >> You know what I'm saying? So like some. some [ __ ] you look at like damn she. pressing but not like what the. >> Yeah. >> And you look at it go what the [ __ ] I. don't want her. She good. I mean she. good for a good time. >> right. >> for sure. But to be around me all the. time I'm chilling. But a nice little Oh, she pretty. >> Yeah. >> You you don't want you don't want. something you like damn she bad. Everybody know she want.
>> everybody everybody. >> Ain't no bullets for [ __ ] like that. You feel what I'm saying? [laughter] I. ain't got I just don't have I don't have. enough. I don't have enough bullets. >> So you 7.8 to 8.5. That's your sweet. spot. That's your wheelhouse. >> We chilling. Reviving, dog. >> Oo. >> Hell yeah. >> Kids, >> I want kids. >> Two. Three. >> [ __ ] I told myself all the time. I got. If I get twins off the dribble, I'm. good. I'm chilling. If I don't get twins. off the bat, I want five. >> Holla. How the hell you want twins? But. if you don't get twins, you want five.
>> That's the reaction to damn kids. >> Yeah. just what. >> I thought you was going to say, you. know, look, if I get twins out the off. the rip, I'm I'm straight. But if I. don't, I'm going to go back in there and. get me another one. This man say he. don't get twins, HE GOING TO GET FIVE. HE GOING TO GET FOUR MORE. >> YEAH. If I get twins on two, I'm good. Got I need. >> I I don't know that I don't know that. rationale or reason behind that one. That makes. >> sense to me. >> No. >> Why? >> Twins. Yeah, that's two, right? >> If I get two off the dribble, >> that's two. I'm good. >> Okay. But if you don't.
>> But if I get one, I'mma get four more. >> What? What? >> Yeah. You need to find somebody that was. good in school. [laughter]. >> Cuz your your math ain't m. >> first date. What you taking on the first. date? >> On the first date? [ __ ] No. I mean. steak house. Little steak house. That's. not the steak house. Yeah. Back then. when I [ __ ] up your whole bit like. McDonald's.
>> McDonald's when I was [ __ ] up. Yeah, for sure. >> What? >> I don't know about that one. >> What you mean? >> The drive-thru or you going to sit down? >> If I was when I I'm talking about like. when I was on my deadline, when I was. poor, we going on the first date and you. want to [ __ ] me, >> meet me here. Meet me like where I'm at. And then right now where I'm at right. now at McDonald's. But now, like I told. you, now we go to we go to steak house. Little stick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But here, >> you feel me? Back then, he got me where. I was. >> That's all it did,
>> right? >> For sure. >> Is it true you like to sleep with? You. used to like to sleep with exotic. dancer. >> What? Like strippers? I love strippers. >> Everybody loves strippers. Who like. strippers? >> We like like adult entertainers. >> Like porn stars. >> Oh, Lord have mercy. Adult entertainers. >> Porn stars. >> Sure. You talking about just what you. mean? >> Are you asking me do I like to have sex. with professional sex people? >> Like Okay. I was going to say adult.
entertainers. >> like porn star. You keep trying to say. what you you trying to be professional. >> Yes. [laughter]. >> Why we can't call them porn stars? We. can't. They took that too. >> No. Okay. >> That's gone too. >> Whatever you want to call them. >> Porn stars. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's what I would like to call. Yeah. Yeah, I mean sure. >> Yeah, I mean of course what you you do. you not [laughter]. >> you know here. >> I'm have [ __ ]. >> what.
>> you going to ask me or do you. >> with adult entertainers? >> Yeah adult entertainers. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Let go entertainers. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Do you do? >> No, you know. Hey, I'm minding my [ __ ]. Now you take a little sip. >> Yeah. Now he is. Oh [clears throat] man. Well, Kev, you. boy, you hella bad. [laughter]. So now, huh, you at a place that, you. know what, I got a little bread now, so. we can go to a nice little restaurant,
get us a nice little steak, get some, you know, get some little shrimp, little, you know, the crab cakes for. appetizer to start off with. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do the whole nine. >> Back then though, >> not that big. You don't get that. You. don't let them get that big seafood. tower, do you? You with me? Hang out, man. That big seafood tower. Yeah. I. like I like to show a lady a good time. We out. We outside. Let me be outside. >> Oh, you be trying to impress him, huh? >> Yeah. I ain't I don't be tricking, but. I'm I'm an oppressive guy. [laughter]. >> You feel what I'm saying?
>> Oh, you're an impressive guy. >> You're an impressive guy. >> You feel me? >> Man, you need help, bro? >> I do. >> You've had roaches pop up at your girl. when your girl was over. >> Oh, man. Nah, this a my cousin my my a. cousin how my cousin crew. No my cousin. crew. >> Yeah. You put it off on him. >> It was her. >> She a let been no s. She she you know. what I'm saying? She look like me. >> for real. >> So you sitting on the couch with your.
old lady. Y'all were sitting there. watching TV. >> Yeah. And then So now this this is. exactly what happened too. My cousin we. had like we had ro like bad. I moved her. right I moved her right before I went to. Austin. >> Okay. >> So the funny [ __ ] I'm going tell you. real [ __ ] So, uh, I moved in my cousin. and then she was like, "Well, how long. you going to stay?" She had an extra. room. She had like a smoking room. She. live like in the in in the trees in. Orlando. But she had like a little smoke. room in her little apartment. So, she. like uh I was I'm going to be here for. like until stand up take off. I'm going. just be here. >> Damn. YOU A GADGET TIME. YOU SAID I'M.
GOING TO BE HERE TILL I'M HERE. >> I just knew it was going to pop. I knew. I was going to be all right. I said I'm. going be here till stand up take off. Okay. >> And then so yeah, we was around for I. was there for uh uh I want to say like 3. months and then it popped for real and I. moved to Austin and [ __ ] But yeah, I. mean roaches. Yeah. I mean, bro was. crazy. It rose in the stove. It was It. was [ __ ] up. It was bad. >> in the stove. >> Yeah, it was all over. >> I can't talk. >> It was a problem. She blow that. I ain't. going to lie to you. [laughter]. >> They need to blow them apartments up. like real [ __ ] She don't stay there no. more. >> Good. I'm glad. I'm glad she got up out. of that. >> Yeah. Yeah, that [ __ ] was a problem. That [ __ ] was issue.
>> Do you have a problem? Uh, you're dating. someone. Obviously, they're on social. media and then somebody famous follows. them. >> I don't like that [ __ ]. >> You don't like that? I mean, I don't got. no problem with it, but. >> you follow Do you You follow. >> Don't worry about what I [laughter] do. That ain't nobody been there. That my. me. That's me. >> You famous, too. >> Yeah. Good. >> And you following somebody, girl, I. guarantee you, >> fool. That's. >> But you don't want nobody to follow your. girl. >> Leave my girl alone. What she did to. you? Leave her alone. Don't talk to her. Leave her alone. [clears throat] What? >> People just follow people. >> I don't care. Nah, I don't care. I don't.
just follow people. >> No. Some people like, "Okay, you into. fitness. Yeah. Okay. Somebody has a nice. body. Okay. Or somebody in whatever the case may be. >> Mhm. >> Track and field athlete. Okay. Everybody. that follow somebody c ain't trying to. get down. >> Yeah. I don't I don't [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Depending on who it is. >> So you try to get down with everybody. You was trying to get down with. everybody. >> No. Some some women I follow, I JUST. FOLLOW OFF THE. >> OKAY. WHAT IF OLD BOY JUST FOLLOW YOUR.
GIRL JUST. >> I don't believe that. And the situation. you talking about, I'm not going to say. what it was, but I I did that. She went. there. I don't believe that [ __ ] Ain't. no way in here. That [ __ ] would not. That [ __ ] would not following just to. follow. That [ __ ] was following the. [ __ ]. >> You tried to crack her? >> Yeah, for sure. >> Oh my goodness. >> So what happened next? Did you tell her. to block him? >> Nah. No, I kept it pee. You ain't let. you ain't let her know that it bothered. you that he was following her. >> Nah. Uhuh. Of course I did. I got a. problem. Said it immediately. I said,
"Oh, hell no. This some bullshit.". [laughter] And she going to try to tell. me with a smile. Oh my go give a [ __ ]. give a goddamn who this is. >> Come on, man. >> What? >> So what what if somebody somebody else. girl might somebody do might feel that. same way about you? Oh, you falling this. in. >> I'm going to tell you something. I'm. going to tell you the same thing a [ __ ]. probably said about me. [laughter]. >> Who cares? >> Come on, Cale. What?
You that petty, >> man. You up there petty rucks for them. [laughter]. I can't believe you, bro. Therapy. You. tried therapy? >> Nah. Uh-uh. Oh, no. No. I ain't tried. I. need to, though. >> Lot going on. You go to therapy? >> I have. >> You have. You a lie. How you felt about. it? [sighs]. [gasps]. >> You got to be honest and and be. receptive. A lot of times, you know, we. be combative and then when you and and.
and I think the [clears throat] thing is. that when I was actually there talking. to her, I've had therapy about three. times. Every time it's been I've never. had a male therapist. >> Yeah. Me neither. >> And every time that I've talked to him. at the time and it's like but then when. I'm away from it and I'm sitting alone. in my home or in my car and I think. about what they've said, I like damn, [snorts]. am I that transparent? Can they see. through me? Can they see? Uh, and I I.
remember I the first therapist I went. to, I remember she used to tell me all. the time, you know, she's like, Shannon, are you arguing for right or are you. arguing to be right? I don't want to be. right. I'm right. >> Yeah. >> She said, "If you're arguing for right, you can work it out." She said, "But if. you're arguing to be right and you feel. that you need to be right, it's not. going to work." She said, "Shannon, right now as I talked to you and I and. I've talked to her one time, you guys. are communicating in two different.
languages. She's speaking Spanish, you're speaking Mandarin Chinese. Either. she learns your language or you learn. hers or it's never going to work." She. also said, you know, she told me a lot. of things about my childhood and how I. am because I'm, you know, I I grew up. with my grandmother and so I I'm I'm. very respectful and I there are certain. things that I just I just think that. this I just can't do for sure. And and. so it for she they forced me to take a. strong hard look at myself. But when. you've been doing something 30 40 years, it's hard to change that. It's hard to. change that. Amen.
>> 100%. I want to I want to slide that. there. I want to slide. I think it's a. good thing. But it's. >> So what do you think? What what is going. on that you that you want to un to. release to help you become a better cam? >> I don't know. You know, when you you. chasing something and then you get. locked in on the. >> Mhm. >> the chase of it. I think I talk to. people all the time, not like a. therapist, nothing, no [ __ ] like that. But it's like talk to people and it's. just like a when you so locked in on. what you trying to do and what you. trying to become, sometimes you miss. like. >> you do. >> the journey of what's of what's.
happening. >> Yes. >> You feel what I'm saying? and maybe. talking to somebody about about that cuz. it's like [clears throat] also like but. I've also. you work so hard at something dog. you just don't want to. you know what I'm saying like. >> you have but you see what you're chasing. and as an ex-professional athlete and. you try to achieve it is that it takes a. tremendous amount of not only a. sacrifice but it take a total commitment. >> 100%. And people don't understand that.
because I've only got one shot at this. and I don't want to mess it up. >> 100%. >> And you need to find somebody that's. going to be accepting of you going on. this chase. >> for real. >> And if they can't accept that, everybody. said a lot of people say they could. accept they could be number two to. football, but when it came down to them. being number two to football, they. couldn't accept it. >> Yeah. Not for sure. And I can't put you. because I've got to sacrifice some. things. You got to have you got to have.
somebody in your life that understands. that. >> Yeah. No, I just think situation I mean. just in just life in general like. everybody cuz I think somebody the. person I do have around me is like they. understand. >> they got to because you go I mean stand. up bro. You gone. >> I'm always out the way. >> You gone. You gone gone. And when you're. working most people are asleep. >> Yeah. And then like when you get done to. come down off that high because you it's. an adrenaline rush when you're on the. stage. I mean when I when I played it.
was like man it took me 4 hours to just. like to come down and to just relax so I. could go to sleep. >> But to walk into an arena and somebody. say your name and people lose their. minds. I mean you know it. >> Yes. >> It's uh. >> it's adrenaline rush bro. Yeah. >> It's the greatest feeling in the world. And so to come down from that, >> it's a tough thing. >> Yeah. And you still And you're like, man, I'm I'm so close. I know. I'm so. close. >> right there. >> And well, we need to go here, we need to.
go that, but I can't. >> I'm just locked in. >> I'm locked in. But also like in I think. I think the might help in the sense of. like also living life, too. You can't. forget to live life. And I think. sometimes I I'm so locked in on what I'm. doing. Like I me stand up every night to. show every night. Like I do so much like. work that I don't they don't play too. often. >> Mm. >> You [clears throat] feel what I'm. saying? But I think I. >> I think I'm I'm going to take some time. off. I'm going to take I'm going to take. me to a couple of cuz I haven't gone on. a vacation since 96. >> I [ __ ] with that. I've been trying to.
tell people that, bro. >> Because then people say, "Why you don't. take a vacation?" I said, "Cuz I don't. feel I need to get away from anything. Everything I want is right here. >> I enjoy the work. >> I do. I enjoy the work. >> I do. >> That's the best part of me. The best. part to me is the work. The outcome is. nice. All this [ __ ] is super cool. All. this [ __ ] but the the work and I mean. it mean. >> it mean the world to me, bro. >> And to see it put in cuz I'm looking at. you and you sound a lot like like myself. when I was your age. To put the work in. and to see everything come to fruition. that I had dreamed for, that I had hoped.
for, that I had wished for, and to see. my hard work and the fruits of his labor. start to bear. >> There's nothing like that. There's. nothing like when a plan comes together. >> 100%. I tell you about I I thank God. I. thank God more than anything dog because. I I never forget when I uh when I. started doing stand up. I was I was 22. and I was lost. >> Like I was lost as hell. Like I didn't. know what I want to do in my life. I was. uh I I moved in with my my pops and I I. remember getting on my knees. I remember. praying. I like I just said, "God, if.
you help me find my passion, I go as. hard as I can at it." And two weeks. later, I was doing stand up. Wow. And. then from then on I it was it was never. uh idea of a break. There was no idea of. like slowing down. It was every single. day until now. I mean I got sick one. time and I just couldn't go to work for. like a week and a half and that ate at. me but I just couldn't I physically just. couldn't go nowhere. >> But other than that it's been. >> from that day forward to till to right.
now it's been every day. >> for almost four and a half years. Huh? >> Yeah. I thank God. Damn. >> I thank God. >> You said you got on your knees and you. asked God said, "God, if you show up, tell me what my passion is." I promise. you. So, prior to that, you really. didn't know what you wanted. You thought. you wanted to do stand up, but there. were a lot of other things going on your. head. >> When I was 19, I worked at Foot Locker. I I got a job Foot Locker right after. right after school ended. And I remember. like everybody I'm talking about my dog. Vince, my dog JJ, my manager at at the.
Foot Locker. >> And I would tell I would tell basketball. stories from high school, right? The. whole time it was like slow was dead. Nobody was in there. Right. >> So I went to the stores all day. >> And one day they were just like, "Uh, >> hey, we tell all these stores, >> man. You you should try stand up.". Right. >> So I was 19. I tried it for the first. time with my mama with my mom and [ __ ]. like that. And she took me out there. She didn't want me to go by myself. And. I got on stage and and I did I did okay. It was decent. But I I I wanted I asked. a bunch of the other comics like who was. around just for like help and [ __ ] like.
that at the time. And nobody. >> wanted help. They want they ain't they. ain't want to give me the time of day. and I was like man I'm just go back to. doing what I was doing which was just. what I was doing was just being lost. running around doing. >> did that hurt you. >> because you thought they I'm not saying. bro give me everything but give me some. tips. What do I need to do? How do I set. the joke up? >> This is how this how great God is. though. So I go back doing what I'm. doing. You know what I'm saying? I'm. still lost. I get on my knees. I pray. >> when I'm 22 I'm doing it for real. I. meet the guys that I wanted to be there.
when I was 19. >> You know what I'm saying? Like my dog. David, look how he worked it out. You. feel I'm saying? Look how he figured out. my dog Jar. You feel what I'm saying? Like they was people be on the road to. me to this day. They the ones that. helped me figure out how to do stand up. and how to like, you know what I'm. saying, stay on stage and keep keep, you. know what I'm saying, being around. So. >> even though at the time when I was 19, it wasn't the embrace I wanted. God made. it right when I when I got to 22. It was. like, I got everything planned out for. you. Now just go get it. You feel me? And now we I'm doing something. I just I.
mean I I just feel so blessed. You feel. me? >> Right. You said that uh the the grind of doing. this all the time. Does it become is it all encompassing? Does it like damn [clears throat]. >> because you got to be careful what you. wish for now cuz you just might get it. No, I told you I love the work. >> That's what I like. >> Right. >> I like it. >> But you trying But you trying to find a. balance. But I that's why in talking to. you it kind of helped because it's like. oh I mean I mean. >> people [clears throat] always people.
people who don't do what you do want you. to do. >> There is no balance to greatness. >> There's no thank you. >> Anybody that tells you there's a balance. to greatness there are lying. They are lying. and greatness is monotonous because. greatness requires you to do the same. thing over and over and expect the same. results. LeBron James, Steph Curry, Kobe. Bryant, rest his soul, Michael Jordan, Serena Williams. You tell me a great uh. someone that achieve something great. See, people want to tell you now, well,
look at this person. Look at that. person. Yeah, they take breaks now. They're worth a hundred billion. They're. worth 300 billion. You're damn right I. can take a break. But ask them a. question. When they were set up in their. garage, how many vacations did they go. on? >> 100%. Well, well I I [clears throat]. you can and there's nothing wrong. because people going to take what you. and I say is wrong. You can be you can. be a 9 to5. >> That's that's a perfectly good living. >> That's but 9 to5 doesn't require you to.
be great. >> 100%. I like to thank most people that no. matter what you do, you have the idea of. advancement. Even if you start in the. mail room, you're like, I don't want to. sh do mail all the time. I want to move. up. So, whatever the the the the step. above in the mail room, I want that. And. whatever the step above that, I want. that. If you start off on JV, your goal is to. go to varsity. If I'm on second team, my. uh my my goal is to go to first team.
And for the most part, if you play a. high school sport, more times than not, probably 80% of the kids want to go to. college, 100%. So, and this is what I. just tell. I said, "Look, if you want, it's okay. And there's nothing wrong. with a great 9 to5. There's nothing. wrong with that.". >> Not at all. >> But greatness is outside of those hours. Greatness is a 24hour. It's how you eat. It's how you sleep. It's how you live. It's all encompassing. It's an unquenchable desire.
to be better. And some people don't. understand that. And you know what? It's. not for everybody. Everybody can't be. great. And if you're not willing to. sacrifice, if you're not willing to put. everything on the line to sacrifice for. you, you don't deserve to be successful. And I don't feel bad. >> 100%. Everything you just said, I agree. with 100%. >> But I just listen to Tom Brady talk. Listen to Jordan. Listen to Serena. Listen to Steph. Look at the.
>> I listen to uh Michael Jordan's uh. >> his last dance. >> No, no, no. that I listen I watch that. too obviously but his uh his retirement. uh not retirement not retirement hall of. fame. >> the whole thing was just spiked. >> I love that the whole thing was like. this [ __ ] said I couldn't do this so I. did that the whole speech. >> yes. >> he said I couldn't do this or I made. that happen. >> you know what I'm saying and I think. that's how you got it like. >> it is because there everybody will say. once you made it I knew it. >> you didn't tell me that when I was when. I was when I was on the journey.
>> yeah for sure though when I was running. up damn stairs them heels and [ __ ]. >> for True. >> And that but but that's the motivation. that you need because everybody will say. man I knew Cam I knew Cam was going to. do it. No you didn't. >> Nobody believed me but my mama did. So. my father was like. >> and you with me right now like to this. day but my father was like. >> from the from the jump from the very. beginning. I remember cuz my mom like. >> she my [snorts] mom is uh my mom my mom. a great mother man. Amazing mother. Phenomenal mom. But she she's a like.
sister since she got she's a flight. attendant. She do her job. You feel what. I'm saying? And before you be flying for. free, you on buddy pass. >> I used to. I used to. Now you know. >> buddy passes a lot of lot of stress. code. Buddy pass. They don't know about. that. They don't know about the stress. that come with the buddy pass. >> Hey, you got to wait. You look up their. seat. >> Hoping somebody missed their flight. They got the for know it was real good. I got a little bit of money. I [ __ ] that. [ __ ] [laughter]. >> But but my mama said she do like she she. went through it. She done stages. Did. her thing. You know what I'm saying? But. >> I remember when I told her I was going. to take comedy serious at 22. I was.
like, I'm gonna take comedies and I'mma. just do comedy. But I wouldn't I ain't. do it since I was 19. I only did it one. time when I was 19. I don't even count. You feel what I'm saying? Right. So now. now it's. >> it's three year four years later and I'm. going I'm going to do this thing. It's. crazy as hell. You lost your damn mind. >> You ain't even working at it. And so she. was like, "Where you got to go? You. can't do that here. It's too late.". >> You know what I'm saying? So went to my. dad house and I asked my dad. I said, "Pops." Well, well, first of all, she. was on the phone. She was telling him. like, you know, talk him out of it. tell.
him it's not a good idea. You feel what. I'm saying? Tell him he just shouldn't. do it. And then my dad said, "For sure. I'll talk him out of it." And he hung. the phone up and was like, "If you did. what you want to do, >> yeah.". >> I was like, "Yeah, of course." He said, "If you you want to do it, you go as. hard as you can at it. Go 110%. I give. you I give you a year. I give you a year. to figure it out.". >> That's all I need. >> That's all I needed. >> You Hey, you need somebody to put that. battery in the back to believe you. >> That was it. >> That was it. And sometimes that's all we. need. >> 100%. just somebody to be like, "No, I. can see that.". >> That one person,
>> my dad. I mean, that was it. I just. needed him to be like, "I can see that. I get I get I understand that.". >> And now we we running. And I I said it the whole podcast. I. said the whole time, dog. But it's it's. uh I just feel so blessed. >> Mhm. >> You know what I'm saying? So, I get to. wake up every day and just do what I. love to do, >> right? >> Be around the people I want to be. around, dog. I can't I can't thank God. enough. I truly can't, though. I really. can't. I get and then first and then it. go from that then the SNL thing to where. it's like it was never on my on my card.
and I just in my face. >> right. >> and I I'm tell you when I say I like I. love being there I truly like being in. that space cuz you around so many like. great creators and so many like. >> right. >> and it gave me like a a schedule like. with a regiment right. >> and I need that in my life. >> It gives you a routine. >> in a Yeah. You feel me? I get to be. around people that I mean I'm telling. you it just. >> and when you're around greatness I mean. you see what it takes and you see what. the what these people what they have. achieved and what they had to go through. to get it and so you understand like I'm.
on the right path cuz this is these are. exact the steps that they're telling me. about that they took I'm taking these. exact steps. >> 100%. >> You get a little money now. So what's. you may have had some dumb purchases. >> Yeah I bought 96 Impala that [ __ ] broke. down. I sold that mother broke. First of. all, no dumb person. I blame this my. damn father fault. First of all, I was. going to buy I want I'mma do this. I'm. I'mma buy it soon. I was going to buy a. Blackwing uh uh the Cadillac. The. Blackwing Cadillac. The uh You know what.
I'm talking about? The sedan. >> It's newer. It's like Yeah, it's it's. newer. I get like 24 [ __ ] like that, but. I was going to get I was at the. dealership. >> No, it's like a sedan. You know what I'm. talking about? I'm I'm tripping. It's. black. [snorts]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. CTV. I was going to. get one of them. Right. So, I called my. dad. I said, "P get this car." This and. that. My dad go cuz you know you know we. start making a little bit of bread. Your. family ain't we ain't you know what I'm. saying? So I I say pops I'm gonna get. this car. My dad go. what? [laughter]. WE DON'T BUY WE DON'T BUY CAR FROM THE.
DEALERSHIP AROUND HERE. WE BUY CASH. CARS. WE BUY CASH CARS. [laughter] I said I bought me a shitty. little cash car. I had three cash car. They blew up in my [ __ ] face. They. all blew up. So all the money you could. have got you a brand new car. >> Brand new car from the dealership. I got. three [ __ ] Facebook marketplace [ __ ]. hoopness cuz MY DAD LIKE WE DON'T BUY. [ __ ] LIKE THAT RIGHT HERE SON. >> YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND.
>> So you going to go back get your car? >> I'm going get that soon for sure. >> So that's what you want a caddy? >> Yeah I'm got you been in the cat. You Oh. okay. You been in the caddy? >> Yeah. My mama got a caddy right now. Get. a different one though. >> Okay. >> But yeah. >> Yeah. What you know about that? Your pop. probably know about the Coupeville, the. Fleetwood. >> Yeah, >> THE MY GRANDAD HAD MY GRAND TELL THAT. GUY. YEAH. Come on now. >> Yeah. Come on. >> I know you don't know nothing about a I. went around they were popping like that. But I like them. It's in my bones. I like [ __ ] This [ __ ].
right here kind of fire. >> You feel me? >> They they don't make them like that. anymore. No, they don't. >> What have you learned about money? >> Uh I'm just trying to figure out how. just to just invest it, right? Save it. You know what I'm saying? that my. biggest fear is like going broke. [snorts] That's kind of the scariest. thing. You feel what I'm saying? So, just trying to keep people around me. that just financially keep me like. >> but I think my my people I got to help. me handle the money as well. I got a. really good team around it. You feel. what I'm saying? >> So, just trying I mean, you know, I'm. trying to get like you I'm trying to. start gaining like financial well for my.
whole family. That's the plan. >> Yeah. >> You feel me? >> To make sure make sure them five kids. you got. >> Yeah. >> taken care of. [laughter]. Uh you fly uh uh when you fly with Tony. Tony on a private jet. >> We was a couple times. Yeah. >> You like that, huh? >> Oh yeah. >> Ain't nothing like it is. >> that [ __ ]. >> Yeah. I mean you make even first class. it like first class back there. >> First class cool. But you got to go. through all the security. >> that probably you pull right on up. there. >> Right. Right on the plane. >> Right on the.
>> what? >> Sit back. They got they got food. They. got whatever. >> Probably come shake your hand. What's up. my [ __ ] How you feeling? Good. >> Hell yeah. >> Hell yeah. Ain't nothing like a like no. private jet, boy. >> Yeah, I need to I need to I need to come. up. I might need to start telling Huh. >> Get your one. >> No, no, no, no. I buy some shares. I. ain't owning no [ __ ]. >> Oh, I feel that. >> No, I want No, I want no problem with. that. [laughter]. >> Uh. oh. Guess what? >> What's up? >> Your airline went out. You used to fly. Spirit. >> Oh, we said my airline like I was like. excited about that [ __ ]. >> You used to fly. >> How you going to say your airline?
>> Yeah, your airline. I know it. I know. you were conf You call me broken hair. up, but your airline went out of. business, [ __ ] You know that, right? At least Frontier still around. Cam, you. lucky me. >> But hey, they they they they having hard. the gas. The fuel price is going up, man. >> Yeah, but I would never I mean, I was on. I ain't I a I ain't knocking nobody else. off. >> Oo used to fly spirit, >> man. I got [snorts] me and oo beefing. >> But when you Oo beefing. >> I better tell you this [ __ ] I made to. bring that [ __ ] up. >> What happened, >> man? We was in We was in the big three. uh uh uh celebrity game. >> Yeah. >> And he pulled me out. I was I wasn't.
doing great, but he pulled me out the. game. And this [ __ ] talking about he we. getting the huddling. He like, "Hey, coach, let me tell you something, coach. I just wanted to play defense. We played basketball.". >> Yeah. >> This [ __ ] just wanted to play defense. >> Pulled me out of the game to play. defense. We played basketball. >> Yeah. You Hey, >> you hear what I don't think you hear. what I'm saying, though. >> He want to play just defense. >> I only want TO PLAY DEFENSE. THAT'S HOW. THE [ __ ] GAME WORK, BOSS. >> You got to do both. >> You got to do both. That [ __ ] pissed me. the [ __ ] off, man. He tell him I said. that [ __ ] too. >> I love everybody though. I hope he do.
[laughter]. >> I will say also though, he going to have. a good rebuttal. I went 0 for like 12. But still. >> Yeah. It seemed like you was playing. yourself real [ __ ] I Hey, look what. they say. I with them. [laughter]. >> But I don't that don't goddamn matter. though. >> So, how many points did he score? >> He probably had four. He'll play. defense. >> Did you score any points? >> I don't want to talk about that. >> You ain't scoring. >> We don't got to discuss that. >> You ain't make a free throw. >> You ain't get five. I went in long. enough. I LOOK YOU GOT HIM 12 SHOTS.
>> I I. chucking that [ __ ] I was. >> But you played basketball. >> I did. I You know what the problem is? This the issue. This the issue. I'm. going to tell you this right now. See. when I'm hooping when I'm hooping. Yeah. If the first shot go in, >> it's over. >> I'm Oh, I'm hot. Well, I'm I'm lit, boy. >> If it don't, >> but if it don't, it's going to be a long. day. [laughter]. It's going to be a long day. And also, my dog told me the funny [ __ ] He was. like, "Yeah, bro. It makes sense that. that shot ain't going in cuz the first. shot like rammed out cuz I if I get hot, I'm talking shit.". >> Yeah. >> Now it's too many. There was too many. legends out there for me to be. I would.
have said I I would have said some [ __ ]. boy. >> What What if you' hit a three? What if. you hit a three? It' have been over, huh? >> Oh, it have been over. It have been bad. I'm I'm telling you, I'm light. I'm not. ass now. >> You went 0 for 12. How can you say that? >> You scored no points. >> You know, people would have would draw. the conclusion that you're not very good. in basketball. >> Oh, tell her come play me. Tell her come. play me. I'm like that for real. Everybody Everybody have 101.
>> I definitely would. >> You could be Oo 101. >> I promise you I got a band on it. >> You got a band. >> on me? I got a band on me. >> A band? >> Yeah. >> Oo, you and Oo 101. >> He. and I mean that. >> Oo, you hear this? >> He [clears throat] shoot. I'm like that. >> I don't know. >> Tell him he going to see it. >> Yeah. >> He don't want to play me. He don't want to play me. Oh, he don't. want to play me. >> He don't want to play you. He play. Oh, he going to play. He'll play you for a.
band. >> Yeah, let's do it. He should. >> You going to take a bag up off him? >> Yeah. You think you really beat him for. real though? Look at me in my face. [laughter]. Like I'm bullshitting. >> Nah, it don't look like that. >> I had one off game and I'm just ass. I. can have one off day. I was off. >> You off day. >> I'm flying around a lot. I got a lot of. excuses for this. Yeah. >> Got a whole bunch of excuses for this. [laughter]. >> Our fly ride sh it was a lot. >> Right.
>> But when you when you look at your life. right now [clears throat]. >> as we sit here today compared to where. you came from, you mentioned the time. that you staying with your cousin and. the the roaches and you look at flying. spirit and there's nothing wrong with. spirit. Everybody has to start from. >> Somebody got to start. There's there's a. starting line. No matter what you do in. life, there is a starting line. The. destination is where we're trying to get. to. Hopefully, we enjoy the journey. along the way, but the destination is. the destination. And you sit back and. you're like, damn,
5 years. Are you further along than you thought. you would be or not as far as you. thought you'd be or right where you. thought you'd be? >> I thought I'd be somewhere around here. >> I thought I'd be somewhere around here, but every time I look back, I just I I. just keep telling myself like, man, it's. just getting started, >> right? >> You know what I'm saying? I had to sit. back and I'm telling you cuz every big. comic that you had on this I probably. like real deal I think I'm probably the. youngest in the in the game that you. probably had on so far.
>> Yeah, for sure. >> You feel what I'm saying? >> Yeah. I think sometimes we we we don't. realize or you like damn I ain't damn I. ain't going as far but then when you. look back you don't realize how far. you've actually. >> come% and I've come I've come a long. way. Don't get me wrong. Like I know. I've come a long way but it's just like. I I truly just feel like I'm just. getting started. >> You feel me? So, it's like every time I. look back, I close my eyes and I just. go, "Oh, man." It's like what I'm doing. is dope, but it's the beginning, >> right? You grew up in Florida. What part. of Florida you from? >> Orlando. The west side of Orlando. >> Orlando.
>> Yeah. Grew up in Pine Hills. No. >> Okay. What high school you go to? >> Okoy High School. >> They y'all not good, huh? >> We went great. >> Are they good now? >> They getting better. They figured it. out. >> Oh, you gave You dropped a little bag on. them. They got to. >> Oh, I'm going to I'm trying to. Our. girls basketball team was good. >> They were. >> Yeah. cuz my old PE coach the girl the. head the head coach of the basketball. team now they went to like they went to. like what they went to final four pops. >> they went to the final four in in uh in. high school they did good. >> damn. >> yeah so I'mma come through there try to. you know what I'm saying do something. jersey get them some shoes yeah.
>> okay. >> boys basketball team they got to figure. it out I'm help them boys out too I help. them out too. >> so what was it like for what was the. what was it like for you growing up in. the west side of Orlando when you. >> I went back and forth with my dad he. hate when I say that we stayed like hood. adjacent and my mama my mom stay in the. suburbs. So I had I had a good mix of. both. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? Got to see a. lot of You feel me? >> Yeah. So you like you go to your dad. house, you had friends over there. You. do do what you did. You know your mom, you had friends over there. >> Hell. Yeah. >> Do what you did. >> And here's the thing too like that's. when I say when I think I was when I got.
to high school, that's why I say I think. I was so lost. I was still just trying. to find myself as like. >> a person. You feel me? Cuz going back. and forth like that is just at very. young it's like a situation where you. don't even know who you want to be, >> right? >> You feel me? And then when basketball. ended. I was. >> right. >> Lost. >> You got brothers and sisters? >> Yeah. >> You the oldest. Where you falling? >> I'm in the middle. So it's two ahead of. me and two younger than me. >> Okay. You So smack dab in the middle. >> Right in the middle.
Hell yeah. [laughter]. I got older brother, older sister, and. two little sisters. >> Two. Two little. So that's why you want. five. Now it makes sense. >> Oh now. Oh, now you seeing it. >> YEAH. YEAH. BUT HOLD ON. [laughter]. How you trying to go from two to five? Two is two. >> Yeah. I'm part of five. Yeah. I want a. five. I want a Y. I want a five. Yeah. >> You got nieces and nephews? >> Yeah. Niece and nephew. Huh? What type of uncle are you? >> I'm a good uncle. >> You be giving them all kind of stuff, though. >> That's the only plan. [laughter].
>> Boy, don't don't give him that. >> Why? >> I know that's what you tell him. Take. this. Don't say nothing. You only say it. came from me. >> So when you were you you was in high So. you was in high school. Were you a class. clown in high school? >> Yeah. I was a problem. >> What you did? So did the teachers call. your dad and say, "Mr. Patterson, you. got this." My Okay. My favorite story. So I was I was in middle school. >> I was in middle school. They called me. in the office for bullying. I I don't. think I really bully nobody, but they. call off for bullying. Right. Right. >> So I get to the office and then um she.
say uh we're going to call one of your. parents. And I was like, "If just please. like whatever you do, please don't call. my father. Just don't call my father.". Right? >> And she like, "I'm calling a dad.". That's what I wanted to do cuz my mama. was the disciplinary. >> It was the plan. It was the plan. Right. So [laughter] she called my daddy. She. called my daddy and she go, "Uh, she go. bullying people. D we got we want you to. come get him from school." This and. that. And then he uh he tell me on. speaker real quick. And then he put on. she put him on speaker. And then she go,
he go, "Hey K, stand up." I stood up. And in middle school, I was like five, five, maybe 95 lbs, soaking wet. >> Stand up. He go, "Uh, who the hell he bullying?". >> You see him? Who the hell he bullying? The [ __ ] wrong with you? >> Then he came and got me. [laughter]. >> Do y'all rolled around? Probably got. milkshake, >> huh? Got You know what I'm saying? [ __ ].
Did your mama find out? >> No, that situation. No, she ain't find. out cuz my my mama was She ain't play. She ain't play around. She was with none. of that [ __ ] My daddy was chilling. He. only hit me one time. >> Yeah. >> When I was in second grade, I think I I. think my best friend was a girl. I think. I I think I I think I punched her in the. arm. >> Damn. >> I was in second grade, man. >> And then he came They told they told my. dad about it. He came pick me up. We. went and got food. They said, "I heard. you hit somebody at school today." Then. one day at one point he it was a sneaker. attack. He sneaker tapped me. He just.
picked me up and told me you never had a. lady in Never had a lady ever again in. your life. And that was it. >> That was it. >> Yeah, that was it. >> So your dad seem like he your best. friend. >> I'm a dog though. [laughter]. >> He travel with you a lot. >> Yeah, he always come with me. >> always. >> Hell yeah. >> They would let me go without him. >> Your your mom probably be feel like, damn, I don't get to go nowhere. >> Oh, trust me, she do. But it was a thing. for a minute. I ain't want my mama like. I ain't I a my mom be around stuff cuz. like you know. >> it just a different life. It's a. different My dad's kind of like, you. know, >> Yeah. He He'll understand. Yeah. >> You feel me? But now I'm trying to get. my mama more involved and stuff cuz she.
like she feel like left out. But I love. my mama. She the best. >> You uh the girl that was on the baseball. field that wanted to race, did she beat. you running? >> Oh man, you don't even nah. Let me tell. you the story. What happened? [laughter] So So it. wasn't even like she a want to race me. for real. What she wanted to do? She were like, she was outside. We were. young. We was like in middle school, but. she was already. >> Oh, the side. She was fast. >> SHE WAS FAT. FAST. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? SO, THE THING.
WAS, so I was a I was like I was I I was. a naive kid. >> You was She was fast, but you were slow. >> I was slow as hell. >> You get it? There you go. THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS good though. That was good. I. ain't know. That was good though. That. was good. Now, I looked on my. >> real [ __ ] My uh my stepmom was like. this girl, she would go around d other. stuff. Everybody be like, "Man, she know. she fast. You know she fast. She fast as. hell." And I ain't know what that meant. I didn't know that. So one day she would. like meet me back. You know what I'm.
saying? Behind the baseball field. I. want to SHOW YOU SOMETHING. >> WHAT? >> I was like, "Oh, that [ __ ] ain't going. to beat me in no race.". >> She think she faster than me. She was. trying to suck my dick. I I beat that. [ __ ] already about four times. >> Yeah, >> about four times. Never got my dick. suck. Never. it. How long did it take. you to re So y'all was pro you were. probably out of school before you. realized what she was trying to do. She. was trying to get. >> Oh, no. When I was in When I was in. ninth grade, I figured it out. >> You ain't You ain't. >> like like two years later. I tried. It. was too late. >> It was too late. It was too late. She.
was already mad at me. Made that [ __ ]. run four times. I made that [ __ ] I made. that [ __ ] run track when she was trying. to suck this dog. It was old. >> How you look? You look good. >> back. I mean I mean you know you was in. seventh grade. I mean for then? Yeah, for sure. >> Oh yeah. I'm glad you passed up. You. weren't supposed to do that. >> That was crazy. Yeah. I mean, you know, >> you weren't supposed to do that. >> Why? [laughter]. >> So, were you probably with the girls. back in back in school? >> Uh, 50/50. >> Yeah. Like kind of laugh, huh?
>> I was funny. I was But I was also like, but I was also like a I was a pro. I'm. telling you, I was a problem. I was. >> You had nice clothes. Your mom and dad. had you outfitted, so you was nice. >> I couldn't really dress for real. I. wasn't I wasn't big on dressing. I. wasn't like kind of like the like just. athletic [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> You feel me? I ain't really start I mean. I had some I had some [ __ ] going on in. high school and [ __ ] but I ain't really. grow into my own till like I got out. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> And then. >> and then I was I was outside. >> That was a problem. That was a real.
issue. >> So you didn't So you really didn't. partake in the the girls in high school. like you could have or maybe should. have. >> Yeah. Now you done made up a lost time. So now you settle down. So I'm good now. I was outside. I was outside for about. three or four years. Now I got somebody. settled out. Right. >> I'm figuring that out [laughter] for. sure. >> Your family met her. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> They cool. They cool with them. >> They love them. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> I like that.
>> They love. >> you. Um but school. So how were you. academically in school? >> I was good when it's basketball season. You know, basketball is really not a. subject. >> I'm just saying basketball season would. happen. >> Oh. So, so now you you apply yourself. cuz you wanted to play basketball. >> When it was over, boy, I was a tornado. [laughter]. >> So, in class when they call you to read. or they call you to come to the board,
did you get nervous? Did you get. anxious? What was it about being because. you're in front of people? >> Yeah. >> You do that now with no problem. >> I can be funny. It just like I don't I. don't know. Just growing up I was just. not I was never dumb but I just never. liked school. School was never like a. >> Oh, you didn't like school. That's what. it was. I just never apply yourself. Huh? >> Yeah. I just never like school. I'm not. no damn it. But it's like you know when. you doing something. >> you got to apply yourself though. >> You feel me? You got to want to do it. >> And if I ain't want to do it, it won't. going to happen. >> But I if I want to do it, I I get it. done, right? >> You feel me? >> But you know the girls in class.
>> Yeah. >> You see, you know, you you doing you. doing answering the questions. They call. >> and they liked it. They really enjoyed. that. My dogs got all them then. They. got all the girls then. and they did a. good job. [laughter] Then I then I just. I went and did what I did, >> right? >> And I do know what I'm saying. >> All [laughter] right. >> A kid was banned from prom and. graduation for posting a video uh of a. classmate struggling to read. >> That sound like something you would do. >> I mean, I was going to say, I mean, [ __ ] he probably did that cuz he can't. read good himself. >> Yeah, >> that probably me up.
>> But that that I think the thing is like. >> the. >> Oh, I seen that video. They was uh he. was doing it with the whole school. Yeah. >> It was like the little Yeah. Yeah. I. mean, now that's just funny. But it's. like, no, they they they. >> be cool. Exc schools be doing. >> the school got mad at him cuz they. exposed they ass. THAT'S Y'ALL FAULT. >> YEAH. >> Y'ALL the reason the little [ __ ] right. here uh uh uh it's they fault. >> Now they going they going to try to get. him in trouble for that [ __ ] That's not. his fault cuz they couldn't say. exquisit. That's a hard word. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Squizz is tough. You ever seen a squizz. on paper?
>> You ever seen it on paper? >> I've seen it on paper. >> [ __ ]. >> But kids are key. I mean, how um kids. are kids. Um um I remember I was in. third grade and I had a I always talk. with a lisp. I still have it. I'm going. have a s a heavy southern colloquial. dialect. >> and and we were in the speech class and. the lady uh speech lady told us, "Look, we want everybody to go read today. We're going to read out loud and if they. get to a word that they can't pronounce, we're going to let them sound it out.
But we're not going to help them. I'm. going to help them cuz you know, kid, we. we know the word. We going to say it. >> Yeah. >> And so it came his time to read and. she's like, "Okay, it sounds like it. sounds like I said it sounds like Johnny. can't read.". >> That's hilarious. >> That what it sounded like. >> That's hilarious. >> You keep saying it sound like he. >> sound like he don't know what the [ __ ]. went on. >> Exactly. >> Sound like he lost. >> So she she put she put me outside, told. me to go outside and don't come back in. until I apologize and I know how to, you. know, talk to people. I was like, I was.
outside about two weeks. >> That's hilarious. But I I knew how to. talk to people, but you know, it sound. like you couldn't read. >> When I was in second grade, I couldn't. spell firefighter. I was having problem. I was having trouble spelling. firefighter. So my teacher bring my. daddy in. She go, "Uh, Mr. Mr. Patterson, his son's having just The. only problem with Cam right now is he. can't get the word firefighter down.". That's like a big one for him. >> Yeah. >> And then my dad go, "Boy, YOU CAN'T. SPELL FIRE." THAT [ __ ] EASY, BOY. F I. [laughter]. >> That's a HARD WORD FOR A SECOND. [screaming] GRADER, MA'AM.
THAT'S A HARD ASS WORD for a second. grader. He need that [ __ ] That [ __ ]. tough there. It's tough. [laughter]. >> You're like, "Dad, I got this one.". >> Real [ __ ]. >> You've been How tall are you? 55 56. >> Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn minute. Hold up now. 510. >> I'm five. >> 5'8. I'm 5'9. >> What? Who the [ __ ] made that noise? [laughter]. >> I'm 5'9. >> I don't know. K. >> What? So if you 5'9 right now at 27.
probably when you like 13 14 you might. have been what 5'2 5'3. >> [ __ ] probably like 4 51. >> I was little. >> Damn. >> Yeah. What what you. >> maybe 100 lbs huh? >> Yeah I was I wasn't a big guy man. >> Yeah. See I I see why it hard you know. cuz you know it's hard you know you 51. 100 lb. Ah, >> what we doing women like the. [ __ ] did you do all this [ __ ] for? [laughter]. [ __ ] all the goddamn [ __ ] that man.
>> But I was small too. >> Who? When? >> Me? >> When you came out? >> No. A freshman of high school. >> How tall? How big? How high? How how big. you were? >> You ain't going to believe it. >> What? What? >> 5'5 132. >> Ain't no way here. Well, you prayed. hard. [laughter]. >> Then there went to Lord. But I can. [laughter]. >> sophomore I was 5'7 155. >> So I didn't really start growing till. like my junior year. I was like.
168 170. Yeah. >> Then I graduated high school like 180. >> Did you get and you got you got bigger. than. >> once I got to college and I started. lifting. I can get three good meals, three solid meals every single day. >> It's real boosted. >> My cousin was like that. >> Yeah. >> My cousin was like he on his driver. license right now say he 5'5. >> Damn. And he hit he hit it after high. school. I think he like 6'2 now. >> Damn. >> 6'2. Yeah. >> That would have happened to you, huh? >> Hell no. I wouldn't be on this cap. I'd. be in jail or something, man. I had too.
much confidence. [laughter] I couldn't. be a big dude, man. I'd be a problem. I. try to rob bank. No gun. >> Come on, man. >> Too much confidence. >> Hey, >> too much confidence. >> You know they got that surgery. You see. that guy? I. >> a do no [ __ ]. >> That one guy had that surgery, $180,000. That man grew six inches. Um, that's not. a lot of inches, >> BRO. YOU BE 6' TALL. >> I'M GOOD. I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M DECENT. >> ACTUALLY, you be 6'1. You say you're. 5'9. >> I'm all right. I'm okay. >> 11 61. Man, you be my height. >> You kind of real slow.
>> Yeah, [laughter] because you know that. that that 12 throw y'all. >> Take a that that that 12 throw y'all. People be say, "Oh, he 512, bro. That's. 6 foot.". >> That's funny. They said, "Who the hell. is that?" They need help. Everybody say. [ __ ] like they need real help. >> because that's what you got to say. Hey, the 12 that's a that's a whole that's a. foot. 12 inches is a foot. See, Cab I'm. I'm agreeing with you. [laughter]. >> Your siblings are they big or they your. dad the dad's a. >> dad three ass three. My mama little.
>> Oh, got me. >> So you got her jeans. >> Yeah, my sister. One of my sister she's. 61. >> Damn. >> Yeah. I'm not happy about it. I'm not. happy. She younger than me too. >> She younger than you? >> I'm 27. She 26. >> and she. >> [ __ ] up a. >> and she's 6'1. >> [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, you couldn't be 6'1. >> I couldn't I'd have been a I'm telling. you like. >> I would have I would have believed in. myself too much. >> Yeah, >> I like where I'm at right now. I'm good. where I'm at right now. Figured it out. and figured my height out.
>> You you got you you. >> got used to it. I'm chilling. I'm good. [clears throat]. >> Hold up. You tried to be a thug. >> I tried. I was terrible at it. >> What happened? I was I mean I'm not I. ain't I'mma say this in the milk and. like man I was a [ __ ] like for real. respectfully I'm I'm a real [ __ ] I get. [ __ ] done. You feel what I'm saying? But. I just like I just got a heart. >> I feel for people. You feel I got. empathy and [ __ ] like that. I was. >> If you a thug you can't have. >> you can't have no empathy. You can't you. can't smile. No smile. No dance or none. of that [ __ ] You can't smile laugh. >> Yeah. If you try to run down on somebody. like that. >> You feel what I'm saying?
>> Can't do that. Oh boy. >> Can't rob a [ __ ] that say sorry. [laughter]. >> You can rob a [ __ ] that apologize. I. was nervous. Your car got shot up. talking [ __ ]. >> God damn Cam. file, >> huh? I was I was I was running around. for a second now, but it wasn't like you. know, >> man, you know, Florida rappers. Who you give me your. Rushmore? Florida rappers. >> Florida rapper. Kodak president. He's. the president. >> Kodak. >> Kodak. Rod.
>> Okay. >> How much are my How much the How many on. four? Five. How many? >> Yeah. Mount Rushmore got four. I ain't. never been there. I ain't never been. there. I just know. I know how many. heads. I ain't never been You ever been. there? >> No, but I history. I just know that. Mount Rushmore has four heads on it. >> It mix me up sometime. I don't know. Four, five. So, what I got? I got. >> You got Rod Wave and you got Kodak. >> Yeah. Uh, Hot Boy. >> Okay. >> He from Orlando. Hot boy. Uh, one more.
>> Dang. Oh. Oh. Hurricane Wisdom. >> Damn. >> He a new guy. Yeah, he he he fo. hurricane whistle fire. You know about. that? You know who he is? >> I don't. >> listen to him. You like rap? >> I listen to a little bit. I like boss. man do. >> Boss man do five. He hard too. If it was. five, I put him up there. >> for sure. >> But what about what you call her? You. ain't got Uncle Luke. >> Yeah. I'm proud of them. [laughter]. >> What about Doi? >> Do great. >> What about Trina? >> She great. >> Oh man. >> They ain't on that. They ain't now for. me. I love Do you look Hey, look. She.
also Do look good too. I'm glad you. brought her up. Oh, that don't you? >> Yeah, she look good, >> bro. >> What? >> You can't shoot NO SHOT AT EVERYBODY. YOU JUST SHOOTING EVERYTHING. >> WELL, IF I CAN, I will. If they let me. She look real good. >> Old lady though, bro. >> Hey, man. You mind your business? [laughter]. Mind your goddamn business over there. Then try to tell the try to tell. America. [laughter]. Hold on, man. The the uh the Florida. rapper, the real boss to Richie. You You.
see that girlfriend? What she saying? What she say? Oh, you talking about the. uh. >> Yeah. >> Help me understand. >> Said [ __ ] like to get paid. >> Help me understand this. You know if you. do something foul sideways like that and. if you ever go and it ever goes a ride. in a relationship, you know they going. to tell it. >> Hey, let me tell you something. I don't. know. I don't I ain't [ __ ] I ain't. >> You ain't got nothing going on like that. cuz your old lady go she she get mad at. you, she going to tell it. >> I ain't I ain't do no [ __ ] like that.
though. I'm just saying. >> I mean, I ain't I ain't signed to see no. deal on no group. Oh, but get here right. now. I I SEEN IT. I'm just saying. >> I'm just saying. I ain't listen. She. could be lying. >> Yeah. Oh, she could be lying. You don't. never know. She could be She could have. said that out of spite. You know, AI. real and [ __ ] like that. >> But you know what? >> You feel me? But I mean, I don't know. >> Please don't make no stuff up there like. that about me. >> Huh? That's that's all it is. >> Don't make that cuz I mean, you know, they. >> you can say I'm cheap outfit, no bud. If. you make up and be like, "He like. getting in the ass." Well, wait a.
minute. Calm down, please. >> Why? Why? I mean, look, if you like. doing that, hang. That's your. derogative. And we proud of you for. that. Have a good time. >> Prerogative. >> Prerogative. That's what I said, right? >> Yeah. >> What' I say? >> You said derogative. >> Same thing. >> Okay. >> What is that? Is it different? >> Yeah. >> That's your prerogative. [laughter]. >> That's your prerogative. If you like. doing [ __ ] like that, bro, hang out. You. feel me? But me and personally, it's not. really You feel me? >> Go down like that. >> Good. [clears throat] I'm I'm chilling. You get back to Florida much? >> I try to. >> You do? >> I try to.
>> So where's where's home for you? >> Orlando. Orlando. And I go to mom. >> That's Florida. >> That's what I said. I SAID I TRY TO get. home. What? >> I thought you live somewhere. I thought. you live like Austin or you lived in. >> I live in New York right now. >> Oh, you live in New York? >> I live in New York. Yeah. But I said. I'll try to get back home as much as. possible. Yeah, for sure. >> I love I love I love Orlando. >> What What's uh uh what what you like so. much about New York? >> New York is cool. I'm stand up. You. stand up a lot. Yeah. >> But what about why not LA? >> LA is cool, but you can't I mean, you. just can't really run around as much as.
you want to. And and I mean, you know. what I'm saying? As in New York. And LA. is like it's kind of spread out. You. probably get like three, four. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If you. running, but in New York on a good. night, like if I'm really running, I get. like eight shows. >> in one night. >> Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm doing like the seller. Hell yeah. And it run a couple other. clubs for sure. >> So how long is set? 10 minutes, 15. minutes. >> 15 15 20. maybe 12.
>> So you do So you So you do a set boom. out to another club, >> right? Immediately off there. >> Boom. To another one. >> Yeah. The seller got a set where you can. kind of go all you can kind of like you. can hit about all the stages, >> right? >> You know what I'm saying? >> Damn. >> Throughout the night. Yeah. >> You grinding like that? >> Got to. I got to. I'm trying. [clears throat] to get I'm trying to be. like the guys you you was naming. I'm. trying to be like them. You I got to put. the work in. You feel me? >> Yeah. But you know what? You cool, but I. think we might have to annex Florida. >> What you mean? >> Y'all got too much going on down there.
>> What about NX? Like NX like like off the. map? >> Yep. >> The What's wrong Florida? What we did to. y'all? >> If some FL [ __ ] break out, who y'all. going to call first? >> No. >> If y'all need some help. >> Mm. >> What you mean? >> We ain't calling Florida. >> Who y'all going to call? >> We annex y'all. >> Who y'all going to call? >> Put y'all on my. >> If y'all need help, y'all going to call? We It's It's a It's like a It's a war. >> Florida. Y'all be on some Y'all be on. some foul stuff. >> Okay, I'm going ask you a serious. question. I'm ask you a real serious. question. >> Some [ __ ] go down, right? >> And you you got your crew with you,
right? [ __ ] go down. >> You want to go there with your with your. most mundane chill n. >> or you want your crash out to be around, >> but everybody can't be crash. >> I'm asking you a question. You want to. go to You want to go to war with your. mundane chill. We just having a good or. you want to crash out close? Everybody. want to crash our clothes at some point, baby. A little bit. [laughter]. >> But that's the whole thing. LIKE. EVERYBODY CALL not that crazy. >> Yeah, they're crazy. >> Oh yeah, we we crazy. Everybody go. vacation all that good [ __ ] man. [ __ ].
here. >> Hey, I really mean, >> man. 32 eats woman's face. Oh, that's. Florida. >> Hey, that happened everywhere. >> That happened all over the country, man. >> Hey, why y'all like that though, man? Why y'all be on some stuff, B? >> It's it's it's it's different sectors of. of Florida that all that [ __ ] going down. there. It's not just, you know what I'm. saying? All of Florida. I ain't never. seen nobody get their face ate. I ain't. never seen that. >> You ever met Kodak? >> No, I ain't meet Kodak yet. I want to. though. I tell you the president, man.
>> You did say that. You said Kodak is the. president. The. >> president. I want to meet him for sure. >> You can. You You can. >> I will one day. Wow. For sure. >> You moved to Austin. What So, what did. you like about Austin? Could you see. yourself living in Austin? >> Uh, at one point I thought about it. I. thought about it for sure. I just like I. just get up a lot. It's name I can get. up a lot and it was I was so new. So, it's like it's a place I can just I. could just go and get up immediately,
right? Like you know I remember my. favorite my favorite store about when I. first got there my home girl Bianca ran. a show um black product she ran a couple. shows out there and I was trying I hit. up also was booming at the time for. newcome still is though it was like I. mean right when I got there it was like. it was getting ready to pop for real. like it was going. >> and it was a situation where um I DM'. everybody to try to get on shows hitting. up everybody try to get on shows and. nobody um really got back to me a couple. people one dude put me on this show like. this apartment complex right. >> and I went to a uh it was a it was a. club called Austin comedy club I went. there one night and I asked I said Hey.
man, I was with my dad too. I said, "Hey, bro. I DM'd y'all. Nobody hit me. back. Is there any way um I can get up. tonight?" He said, "Oh, it's the show. full." I said, "Hey, bro. Like, how. about I got Listen, you give me 3. minutes. If I don't do good, I need. three minutes. Now, you would like me at. a minute, bro. Just give me three. minutes. Let me show you what I can do.". He said, "At it's full. Whatever. I go. do this apartment show. I meet uh I meet. uh Andre and he hit me up. He said, "Well, at the same club, he was part. owner of the club." He said, "The same. at the same exact club." Um, Bianca,
Bianca was running the show that night. He said, "We go to that uh I tell her. that you funny. She'll give you some. time." So, I go up there. >> She loved me. That's my dog, right? She. said, "You funny as hell. Go do my other. show." Now, this when I met my dog, uh, Derek Poston. So, I come to her other. show and she was like, "Well, I didn't. think D was going to make it on time, but if you don't make it on time, I give. you all all the time he had was 20. minutes, right?" She said, "But if you. make it, then uh, then it's it's just. going to be too late." I said, "No, don't worry about it." And right when I. was getting ready to go up, Derek showed. up. this how cool I think. Well, Derek.
is for sure, but the city in a whole. Um, he goes, uh, he gets there and he. goes, she goes, "Well, Cam, you know. what I'm saying? Can't go cuz you just. got here." He go, "No, don't worry about. give him give me half my time." Damn. >> So, I do 10, he do 10. And he sat there. watching me and they was like, "We got. to take you through the uh through the. ship and took me to the mother ship off. from then.". >> Wow. >> You feel what I'm saying? And then I. after that, a couple other things. happened. I got in at that [ __ ] for. real. But it was like a situation where. >> that's the I think the nature of Austin.
comedy when I got there was like bro if. you funny let's rock out. It was no. other questions right. >> It wasn't how long you been doing it. Are you funny? >> Did you have roommates when you were in. Austin? >> Yeah. My dog White Cale at a house. It. was uh four four us cuz I see I got. there. So when I got there was uh this. I'm talking about this guy again. So I'm. going tell you the whole Austin story. So I meet Uncle Lzer in Tampa. Dude, Uncle L on. He was on uh he was on Kill. Tony. I meet him I meet him in Tampa,
right? I Me and my dad was sharing a car. cuz my uh um my uncle her RP uncle her. he uh he was crackhead. He stole my dad. car. Sold it for crack. Damn. Right. [clears throat] So it's gone. The car. gone. Right. Well, this before then. So. we still got the car there, but the car. not going to make it to Miami. I had to. show him in Miami, but I couldn't. The. car won't go to make it. >> Yeah. You wouldn't drive from Orlando to. Miami. >> But I can make it to Tampa, >> right? So, I went to Tampa. I get on the. show. Uncle Lesie, he tell me, "Hey, man, you should come to uh you got to. come to Austin. Nobody going to find you. here." I said, "All right, bet back bet.
back bet back bet back bet back bet back. bet back bet back bet back bet back bet. that up. So, I tell my dad about that. [ __ ] He said, "All right, well, we'll. go out there, try it out." Me and my dad. went for. 7 days, I think. For 7 days from from uh. from Sunday to Monday. No, Sunday to we. left Tuesday morning. So we we get there. and it's just it's me and my pops in a a. hotel room just just me and him and. we just started like running. >> Mhm. >> And then people started to figure out in.
the club open the Austin open. Oh this. what I was talking I lost my train. thought this why I tell you this. So I a. long time ago I did a open mic um in. Orlando dude uh named Cam Illich was. there right? He was a college student at. uh University of Florida. Came up to do. a show. I met him then. I get in line. for the uh the mothership uh open mic. where it's like it's random. You know. what I'm saying? But it's it's the first. one. So it's like maybe like 150 people. lined up. >> Damn. >> For the mic for like 15 spots, right?
>> I get in line right behind Cam from uh. from Florida. >> And I don't remember him at first. He. tell me about all the all this d. whatever. And then um as I remember who. he is, we start running around that. whole week together. Like he run around. me the whole week, you know what I'm. saying? Show me around, [ __ ] like that. >> By the end of the week, he go, "Hey, bro, if you want to move here, I got a. uh I got a room in my house and I can. get you a job.". >> You feel what I'm saying? >> You like, "Hey, that's all I needed to. hear. >> That's all I needed." And so I went back.
and I told my dad, I was like, "All. right, so I'll go back I'll go back to. uh we go back to Orlando and I'll go. back to Austin maybe like two months. from now." Mhm. >> My dad was like, "That. you quitting your job today. You going. to Austin right now." And for the first. couple months, I just pay your rent. Damn. And so I moved in with them boys. And then my dad covered my rent for like. two months. And then uh after that, >> you. >> we we moving. >> ripping and running. But I call him.
white cam cuz when I got there, he was. already camera. But I was I was also. cam. So they couldn't call me black cam. >> Yeah. >> That'd be crazy. So he had to be white. cam, >> right? >> You feel me? >> Oh, so you had white roommates? >> Yeah. >> All of them was right. You was only. black. >> One no like Argentina or something like. that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Damn. [clears throat]. >> What's wrong with that? Why you said it. like that? Why you What's wrong with. that? [laughter]. >> I just I just beating with you. I just. messing with you now. So So who cleaned.
up. >> the crib? Yeah, >> we kind of all we was all I think we was. all pretty tight of people. So, we kind. of all kept kept the place. [clears throat] pretty clean. >> You you clean your you you. >> I try to be I try not not neat free. I. ain't I a I ain't saying I neat free but. I'm living with people. I try to be as. clean as possible. You know what I'm. saying? Not be no burden on nobody. >> But your own place. >> No, it's pretty clean. >> I got you know people clean up now. You. feel me? >> Oh, you got your own. You know what I'm. saying? >> Okay. >> That [clears throat] be a little dirty. or call somebody. [laughter]. Make me a phone call.
>> The truth. Can you talk we talked uh we. didn't talk too much about it but. Drewuski in the white face. >> Yeah. >> You see I mean Drewki sketches I mean he. going. >> man that [ __ ] is he I mean when it come. to that he the goat. >> He he he killing. >> he's legendary dog. >> man. When he was that preacher. >> he legend I'm telling you he legendary. [laughter] dog like ju a different level. of [clears throat] I mean I know. everybody come and give his flowers but. he is like he like that bro. >> And then Jake Paul he did he did it. where blackface.
>> He did that. Yeah, >> he did do it. >> He wanted. >> He wanted to do I was I don't think he. ended up doing it. >> I don't think he I don't think he can do. it. >> No, [ __ ] no. >> Because because the the the the the. meaning behind it. >> It's different. That's different [ __ ]. bro. And that's why I think some people. don't get me started on this [ __ ] man. [laughter] But they can't do no What the. [ __ ] Come on, man. >> What's your favorite social media. platform? If you can only be on one. social media platform, what are you. choosing? >> Probably Instagram. Yeah, probably IG. I. don't be on Twitter like that. Before I.
before I really blew up, Twitter was. only for porn for me, [clears throat]. respectfully. What? Twitter was only. porn. I had to unfollow all my favorite. porn star when I started pop. I was so. sad. I was so That was a really sad day. for me. I was I did not like that day. I. started blowing up. I said I got to get. I I follow like probably like 80 porn. star. I had a problem. >> You know your You know your dad over. there, right? >> He got a problem too. [laughter]. >> WHY YOU POP BUSINESS OUT THERE? >> WHERE THE PROBLEM? Where you think the. problem with Raj from. Apple? Don't fall far from the tree.
Goddamn. But I had a real issue. >> Boy, did I tell you about telling my. business? >> What? Nah, he like that. [ __ ] He know. it. >> Twitter. You say, "Uh, what about. YouTube? Don't you put. >> YouTube?" Cool. I I like YouTube. I I. thought I I watch YouTube more like like. for videos and [ __ ] I wouldn't call it. like social media for me. It's like, you. know what I'm saying? [clears throat] I. put videos out and I like to watch. videos on YouTube. But social media. wise, it's like, you know, I think I. like Instagram, Twitter, stuff like. that. >> You put a lot of stuff of your a lot of. your stuff on Instagram.
>> Yeah, a lot of IG. Hell yeah. >> Probably my biggest platform right now. That and Tik Tok. Trying to get big on. Tik Tok. I'm trying to figure out. >> where would you Is there a place that. you haven't performed that you would. like to perform? >> I mean, the one for me right now, my. mom. >> Mhm. [clears throat]. >> The uh the the kids in Orlando. You want. to [ __ ] center? >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't I ain't do it yet? I. mean by myself one day for sure. >> That's the idea.
>> You want to headline? >> You want to So the Kia Center MSG? >> Yeah. >> Headline. >> Yeah. Headline. Yeah. One day. >> Anywhere else? Where? Where else you. want to headline? >> See, you know all the bigger ones. You. know what I'm saying? But also I I want. to got I ain't I a You left the country. yet? >> I ain't leave the country yet. >> You want to lead the country? >> Yeah. Australia seemed fun. Slot that. way. >> Damn. >> [ __ ] like that. What? What? >> You give yourself a timeline. >> Nah, >> it was going to happen when it happened. >> When it happen, you know,
>> I like that. >> It's situation where I mean. >> it's God's timing, man. >> I just try to just keep running forward. >> Is there a state that you wouldn't. perform in? >> Nah, the state. >> Yeah. >> No. >> So, you you go in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, wherever. >> And they put a mic in that [ __ ] with. some speakers and some people. [laughter]. I'll be there with. >> you feel me. >> Do you remember your first your first. your first very st the first time you. got on stage and told a joke? Do you.
remember it? >> The first joke? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I had a I had a I had an old joke. and I ended up I ended up using it for a. minute too, right? Which was funny to. me. It was a old joke where I was like, man, when I when I played basketball, I. had a uh a gay teammate had a teammate. that came out as gay after the season. ended. >> You know what I'm saying? And. >> and nobody had no problem with that. Hang out. live your life. You know what. I'm saying? Respect everybody. But a. situation where was like, "But yeah, man. You know, >> during the games, dude, >> I said, "When you when you smack my ass, dude?" Like,
[laughter]. >> "What kind of situation was that? Was. that like a gay thing? Like a basketball. thing?" He like, "No, I was a that was a. basketball thing." I was like, "But I I. didn't play. [laughter]. I didn't I didn't get in the game." And. the first time I told that I think it. was it was about track cuz I remember. the the dude I'm talking about we ran. track with me. >> and that was situation but then I. started you know saying change it for. basketball later. >> But you really had a a gay a gay. teammate. >> Oh try. Yeah. >> Yeah. He was fast. >> quick. He had Yeah. Damn. We say like.
that fool. >> Damn. Hey. [laughter]. Have you ever bombed? So you ever got. you ever uh uh told a joke and ain't. nobody laughed you like. >> Yeah. I I bomb all the time. I bomb now. Do that go with it. Hell yeah. That come. with it. That come with it. As much as. I'm getting up. Yes. And you got to I. try [ __ ] I say a lot of you know what. I'm saying. >> You trying stuff. >> I be trying stuff. That's when that's. when it's supposed to happen. But I I. think bonds for me are different. >> Okay. >> Not an idea of like I just think like. sometimes like.
if I'm doing like a material and it's. getting like maybe like 70% that's a. bomb. In my mind's like if I don't kill. like bomb. >> If I don't if I don't think in my mind. that I I destroy it then it's a bomb. Unless I'm trying new [ __ ] then I give. myself that grace. >> You give yourself. >> But if I'm out there doing like my a. material and I don't feel like I destroy. it, then that's a bump. Damn. You got to. be great. You feel what I'm saying? You. got to you got to shoot for greatness. At least. >> your dad's here. >> Yeah. >> You speak such glory in terms I I feel. that you feel that you're probably not.
where you are without your dad, without. his blessing, without him. Like, look, son, you're going to do this right now. There is no tomorrow. You're going to. you're going today for sure. >> I got you till you get this thing. figured out. He let you drive the car. till you drove it till the wheels came. off that thing. >> Man, I [ __ ] that car up. [laughter]. He'll tell you I [ __ ] that car up, dog. We both can't drive for [ __ ]. neither. So that car was [ __ ] on both. sides. That car had a problem every time. somebody got in that [ __ ] That car had. a problem. [laughter]. That car had an issue, dog.
>> When you talk about what is your what is. your dad when you when you sit back and. think about where you are and and. sometimes when you're alone, what does. your dad mean to you? mean the world to. me, man. >> I'm blessed to still have my father. around with me all the time. Like, you. know what I'm saying? People don't get. that, >> right? >> You feel me, man? I I mean, he means the. the world to me, >> right? >> I mean I mean it's it's such a dope. thing too for him to be around and see. like cuz I just like making my parents. proud. >> Mhm. >> That makes me happy.
>> Yes. >> The fact that both my parents can sit. back and be like. >> and get an opportunity to enjoy it and. see what their son. >> My son ain't doing nothing crazy. My son. like chasing something that mean my man. my. >> my son ain't doing nothing crazy no. more. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> He already figured it out. You feel me? >> Yes. >> That's the best that's like the best. part. That is I remember I never forget. I did I did a um Chicago theater with. Tony. >> Yeah. >> And um I remember he sold it out and I. got to open for him and my dad said. every show I do he sit in the crowd.
>> Okay. >> I I can find him. I I can look and I can. see him. >> Okay. >> You know what I'm saying? And I remember. like I remember seeing them and I. remember getting off stage. I remember. like I don't really cry too often but it. was like situation I remember getting on. stage like running to him be like we we. doing it box. It was that and then when. I back going back to when I when I first. got to Austin the first mic I signed up. for I didn't get on the mic cuz you know. they had to kind of know who you was and. I was just a random name on a list bunch. of people by that when that week was. done that next mic I signed up for.
>> Yeah. >> My name was on the list. >> Wow. >> And I remember going to my dad and just. be like they know about us or not. Right. >> They in a heard about us now. You know. what I'm saying? So, I mean, for him. being there like every step of the way, it means the. >> means the world to you. >> It mean the world to me, man. >> What's next? What's next for Cam. Patterson? What can we expect? >> [ __ ]. I'm going just keep running. I'm just running as far as I can get. You feel me? I mean, I I don't know. I. mean, I want to do stadiums and arenas. and all that all that good that that.
that good stuff that. >> but if that's in the car that will for. me it's that that that'll happen. So, >> I guess that but other than that, you. know, movies, I'm going to do it all. >> Well, because you got one 72 hour comes. out. >> Yeah. July 24th. >> You got more. You want to do more. movies? >> Yeah. I want to be a movie star. >> You want to be a movie star? >> Yeah. You know it. >> So, you want So you So, five years from now, 10 years from now. Yeah. >> You going to be You want to be Kevin. You want to be Kevin Hart. You want to.
be. >> I want to be I want I want to be where I. put my mentors at. >> Yeah. >> You feel what I'm saying? I want I want. a young. >> You want to be So you want to be. somebody you want to be the light. You. want be somebody look like I want to be. Cam Patterson. Like Cam Patterson wanted. to be uh Eddie Murphy and wanted to be. Kevin Hart. Wanted to be all. >> I want to be Cam. >> I want a kid to come on your couch and. be like I got to work with Cam Patterson. this week. And that was that that would. make me the world to me. >> You know what I'm saying? The same why I. fame why I fell. cuz that [ __ ] meant the world to me. So. that I want to be the same way for the.
next young [ __ ] coming up or next. person. >> to get around here. >> You got anything you want to promote? >> I mean 72 Hours come out um July 24th. Um hopefully you get to see my internet. next season and uh other than that my. Instagram cancel funny and Tik Tok. cancel funny all that good [ __ ]. >> Where where's your next stand? Where you. where you at next? >> Where we at? Where we at next? That's when when this come out. >> When this come out? Um, >> we get we get. >> in June. >> June. When we got in June.
till next week in June. >> Yeah, I said June. You talking about. >> Go to your Is it on your website? >> It's on my website. Yeah. Go to my. website. Cam Cam Patterson. Cam. So. funny. Cam Patterson.com. >> Cleveland. Springfield. >> Yeah. Cleveland. Springfield. Everywhere. Come see the kid, man. >> Very funny. Cam Patterson, ladies and. gentlemen. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Thank you. again, Barberhop Cucks and Cocktail, for. having us today. If you're ever in Las. Vegas, make sure you find your way out. and grab [music] a cut behind an actual. working barber shop for cocktails, live.
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